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Date Signed Up:10/12/2011
Last Login:5/21/2013
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#217 - ok ye 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
#216 - doop bloop  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
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#215 - ugh my legs look big from this angle  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
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#213 - okay okay lemme choose one .3. I have a few ok …  [+] (18 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
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User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13270 - NU IT'S MINE It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#211 - kk .3. how fj is like grrrrr sexualness, now …  [+] (20 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
#215 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#216 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#217 - ujack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13266 - nu it's my balloon Nu it was not. I think. MIKA IS FAN…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#209 - I'm fairly certain it was a female butt and nu an…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #210 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Then maybe I need to see this butt of a princess
User avatar #211 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
.3.
how
fj is like
grrrrr sexualness, now
except on the boards
and
that's too public
dood
too public mang
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
#215 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#216 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#217 - ujack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13262 - DOIN GOOD i got a balloon and my hair looks kind…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13264 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Give the balloon to a cat/dog! It's fun!
Was the thing naughty? Heh heh.
I don't know who Mika is!
Who's butt!?

That does all sound fun.
User avatar #13266 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nu it's my balloon
Nu it was not. I think.
MIKA IS FANTASMIC, YOU SHUT YO bUTT
my friend's butt
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#207 - it's like ok it's like a normal sized balloon, yknow l…  [+] (24 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #208 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
That's good, normal sized
weird is always good
Was it a female butt or male butt? and if you have it may I see it?
and you have a butt of a goddess huh? maybe I need to confirm that
User avatar #209 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain it was a female butt
and nu

and ye i do
but
i'm starting to believe i need to remake my ranking system
so like
i have the butt of a princess now
User avatar #210 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Then maybe I need to see this butt of a princess
User avatar #211 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
.3.
how
fj is like
grrrrr sexualness, now
except on the boards
and
that's too public
dood
too public mang
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
#215 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#216 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#217 - ujack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13258 - aw ye boi BOIYEEEE  [+] (12 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13260 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So how are we doing today, jackie?
And what brings you here? Not that a reason is needed really.
User avatar #13262 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
DOIN GOOD
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
#13264 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Give the balloon to a cat/dog! It's fun!
Was the thing naughty? Heh heh.
I don't know who Mika is!
Who's butt!?

That does all sound fun.
User avatar #13266 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nu it's my balloon
Nu it was not. I think.
MIKA IS FANTASMIC, YOU SHUT YO bUTT
my friend's butt
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#205 - i dunno Yes you are ^3^ I AM DOING GOOD, YES i go…  [+] (26 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #206 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Why thank you ^^
and that's lovely to hear :D
and how big is that balloon? o
o
What kind of thing?
which song was it?
and was it a gorgeous butt?
User avatar #207 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
it's like
ok it's like a normal sized balloon, yknow
like uhhh
ye
THE THING WAS WEIRD
BUT IT WAS GOOD
IT WAS PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU YE
Popular, AND
AND IT WAS FEATURING ARIANA GRANDE
SO THAT WAS GOOD~
IT. WAS. SUCH A GORGEOUS BUTT ;-;
Like
i felt ashamed of my own butt for the first time ever
because i have the butt of a goddess, ok
but that butt
was just
ugasfsagfmSFGJSOFAJADOFSD
yea
User avatar #208 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
That's good, normal sized
weird is always good
Was it a female butt or male butt? and if you have it may I see it?
and you have a butt of a goddess huh? maybe I need to confirm that
User avatar #209 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain it was a female butt
and nu

and ye i do
but
i'm starting to believe i need to remake my ranking system
so like
i have the butt of a princess now
User avatar #210 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Then maybe I need to see this butt of a princess
User avatar #211 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
.3.
how
fj is like
grrrrr sexualness, now
except on the boards
and
that's too public
dood
too public mang
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
#215 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#216 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#217 - ujack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13256 - //eyebrow wiggle  [+] (14 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13257 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13258 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
aw ye boi
BOIYEEEE
#13260 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So how are we doing today, jackie?
And what brings you here? Not that a reason is needed really.
User avatar #13262 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
DOIN GOOD
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
#13264 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Give the balloon to a cat/dog! It's fun!
Was the thing naughty? Heh heh.
I don't know who Mika is!
Who's butt!?

That does all sound fun.
User avatar #13266 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nu it's my balloon
Nu it was not. I think.
MIKA IS FANTASMIC, YOU SHUT YO bUTT
my friend's butt
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#203 - I think i saw you comment in a place and you seeme…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #204 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
What kind f place?
and I am nice, very nice :D
and so how are you doing, this fine evening?
User avatar #205 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
i dunno
Yes you are ^3^
I AM DOING GOOD, YES
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
User avatar #206 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Why thank you ^^
and that's lovely to hear :D
and how big is that balloon? o
o
What kind of thing?
which song was it?
and was it a gorgeous butt?
User avatar #207 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
it's like
ok it's like a normal sized balloon, yknow
like uhhh
ye
THE THING WAS WEIRD
BUT IT WAS GOOD
IT WAS PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU YE
Popular, AND
AND IT WAS FEATURING ARIANA GRANDE
SO THAT WAS GOOD~
IT. WAS. SUCH A GORGEOUS BUTT ;-;
Like
i felt ashamed of my own butt for the first time ever
because i have the butt of a goddess, ok
but that butt
was just
ugasfsagfmSFGJSOFAJADOFSD
yea
User avatar #208 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
That's good, normal sized
weird is always good
Was it a female butt or male butt? and if you have it may I see it?
and you have a butt of a goddess huh? maybe I need to confirm that
User avatar #209 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain it was a female butt
and nu

and ye i do
but
i'm starting to believe i need to remake my ranking system
so like
i have the butt of a princess now
User avatar #210 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Then maybe I need to see this butt of a princess
User avatar #211 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
.3.
how
fj is like
grrrrr sexualness, now
except on the boards
and
that's too public
dood
too public mang
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
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User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#201 - ujack  [+] (30 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #202 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
I can see that, but how did you find me?
User avatar #203 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I think i saw you
comment
in a place
and you seemed nice!~
so here i ammmmm~
woooooooooOoooOOOOoooo
User avatar #204 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
What kind f place?
and I am nice, very nice :D
and so how are you doing, this fine evening?
User avatar #205 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
i dunno
Yes you are ^3^
I AM DOING GOOD, YES
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
User avatar #206 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Why thank you ^^
and that's lovely to hear :D
and how big is that balloon? o
o
What kind of thing?
which song was it?
and was it a gorgeous butt?
User avatar #207 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
it's like
ok it's like a normal sized balloon, yknow
like uhhh
ye
THE THING WAS WEIRD
BUT IT WAS GOOD
IT WAS PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU YE
Popular, AND
AND IT WAS FEATURING ARIANA GRANDE
SO THAT WAS GOOD~
IT. WAS. SUCH A GORGEOUS BUTT ;-;
Like
i felt ashamed of my own butt for the first time ever
because i have the butt of a goddess, ok
but that butt
was just
ugasfsagfmSFGJSOFAJADOFSD
yea
User avatar #208 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
That's good, normal sized
weird is always good
Was it a female butt or male butt? and if you have it may I see it?
and you have a butt of a goddess huh? maybe I need to confirm that
User avatar #209 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain it was a female butt
and nu

and ye i do
but
i'm starting to believe i need to remake my ranking system
so like
i have the butt of a princess now
User avatar #210 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Then maybe I need to see this butt of a princess
User avatar #211 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
.3.
how
fj is like
grrrrr sexualness, now
except on the boards
and
that's too public
dood
too public mang
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
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#217 - ujack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13254 - o-o  [+] (16 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13255 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13256 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
//eyebrow wiggle
#13257 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13258 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
aw ye boi
BOIYEEEE
#13260 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So how are we doing today, jackie?
And what brings you here? Not that a reason is needed really.
User avatar #13262 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
DOIN GOOD
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
#13264 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Give the balloon to a cat/dog! It's fun!
Was the thing naughty? Heh heh.
I don't know who Mika is!
Who's butt!?

That does all sound fun.
User avatar #13266 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nu it's my balloon
Nu it was not. I think.
MIKA IS FANTASMIC, YOU SHUT YO bUTT
my friend's butt
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#199 - HAIIIIII  [+] (41 new replies) 05/10/2013 on slushieman's profile 0
User avatar #200 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Hiya *waves* and who might you be?
User avatar #232 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NO
BUT I CAN TRY
User avatar #233 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
I like you
*release butt*
User avatar #234 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
Woo ^3^
I feel liked
User avatar #235 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
You should, especially with a butt like that ;3
User avatar #236 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
<3<3<3<#,#<#<#<#3,3,<#333<#3<3333<#<<,,#<3
User avatar #237 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Corrupt heart
User avatar #238 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
no shhh it's perfect
User avatar #239 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Its a wonderful heart
User avatar #240 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #201 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ujack
User avatar #202 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
I can see that, but how did you find me?
User avatar #203 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I think i saw you
comment
in a place
and you seemed nice!~
so here i ammmmm~
woooooooooOoooOOOOoooo
User avatar #204 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
What kind f place?
and I am nice, very nice :D
and so how are you doing, this fine evening?
User avatar #205 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
i dunno
Yes you are ^3^
I AM DOING GOOD, YES
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
User avatar #206 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Why thank you ^^
and that's lovely to hear :D
and how big is that balloon? o
o
What kind of thing?
which song was it?
and was it a gorgeous butt?
User avatar #207 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
it's like
ok it's like a normal sized balloon, yknow
like uhhh
ye
THE THING WAS WEIRD
BUT IT WAS GOOD
IT WAS PERU PERU PERU PERU PERU YE
Popular, AND
AND IT WAS FEATURING ARIANA GRANDE
SO THAT WAS GOOD~
IT. WAS. SUCH A GORGEOUS BUTT ;-;
Like
i felt ashamed of my own butt for the first time ever
because i have the butt of a goddess, ok
but that butt
was just
ugasfsagfmSFGJSOFAJADOFSD
yea
User avatar #208 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
That's good, normal sized
weird is always good
Was it a female butt or male butt? and if you have it may I see it?
and you have a butt of a goddess huh? maybe I need to confirm that
User avatar #209 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm fairly certain it was a female butt
and nu

and ye i do
but
i'm starting to believe i need to remake my ranking system
so like
i have the butt of a princess now
User avatar #210 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Then maybe I need to see this butt of a princess
User avatar #211 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
.3.
how
fj is like
grrrrr sexualness, now
except on the boards
and
that's too public
dood
too public mang
User avatar #212 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
How about post it here and then when I've seen it then you can delete it :3
User avatar #213 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
okay okay
lemme choose one .3.
I have a few
ok
reply to this
and then
don't come back for a few minutes so i can post em if i have more than one oki?
#215 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#216 - ujack has deleted their comment.
#217 - ujack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #214 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Okie dokie :3
User avatar #218 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ok der u go
User avatar #231 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*keeps grabbing butt*
Bitch, you think you can take me?
User avatar #227 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*huggles* Is that better? <3
User avatar #228 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye~
User avatar #229 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*still hugging I grab your butt* NO ESCAPE NOW!
User avatar #230 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;3;
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T MAKE ME PINCH YOU
IN THE FACE
User avatar #223 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*touches butt anyway* MWAHAHAHA >:D
User avatar #224 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
EVIIIIIIL
EEEEEVILLLL
EVIL EVIL EVIEVLEVILEVIELVIEL
User avatar #225 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*chases you round the room after your butt* But I love it so much I just wanna hug it D:
User avatar #226 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
oh hugs are ok<3
User avatar #219 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
Mother of god.... its beautiful! Can I touch*grabby hands*
User avatar #220 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nuuuu
no touchy
User avatar #221 - slushieman (05/10/2013) [-]
*quickly puts hands down* Awwww, why not?
User avatar #222 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
.3.
....i dunno
#13252 - D;  [+] (18 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13253 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13254 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o-o
#13255 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13256 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
//eyebrow wiggle
#13257 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13258 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
aw ye boi
BOIYEEEE
#13260 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So how are we doing today, jackie?
And what brings you here? Not that a reason is needed really.
User avatar #13262 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
DOIN GOOD
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
#13264 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Give the balloon to a cat/dog! It's fun!
Was the thing naughty? Heh heh.
I don't know who Mika is!
Who's butt!?

That does all sound fun.
User avatar #13266 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nu it's my balloon
Nu it was not. I think.
MIKA IS FANTASMIC, YOU SHUT YO bUTT
my friend's butt
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#13250 - chooaopaapaaoposopspos  [+] (55 new replies) 05/10/2013 on ThatTFguy's profile 0
#13299 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13300 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;-;
#13301 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
I have ice cream :3
User avatar #13302 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
GIMME SOME
#13303 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
ITS MINE! ALL MINE!
User avatar #13304 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
U BUTT
#13305 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
A butt who has delicious ice cream. Ha ha.
User avatar #13306 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
y u gotta b liek dat
#13307 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because!
User avatar #13308 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
//slap
#13309 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13310 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
ye
#13311 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
I need to be going now. Walking Dead beckons to me.
User avatar #13312 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
kk
#13278 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Yuuus.
Anywwway, what are ya up to?
User avatar #13279 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
Prolly gonna do a thing or something~
I got Don't Starve :D
#13280 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
What kinda thiiings?
Is that good? I'm still not even sure what that game is about.
User avatar #13281 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
A DON'T STARVE THING
And ye it is
it's amazing
AND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO MIKA JEEEEZ
#13282 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Maybe... *sniff* maybe.
User avatar #13283 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
shhhhhh just listen to Popular by Mika
go go go ogoogoo ooogoooooo
#13284 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
MAKE ME!
User avatar #13285 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
//face pinch
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#13286 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
But I'm listening to Caravan Palaaaace.
User avatar #13288 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
COME ON TIFGAI
MIKA IS HOT
AND ARIANA IS HOT
GOOGOGOGOOGOGO
User avatar #13287 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#13289 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Naah, I don't really feeeel like it.
User avatar #13290 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
then get monaco so we can play monaco you butttttt
#13291 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You're a butt!
User avatar #13292 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;-;
#13293 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13294 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
;~;
#13295 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13296 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
WEHHHHHHHHHHHH
#13297 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13298 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
:D
what is it
#13251 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13252 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
D;
#13253 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13254 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o-o
#13255 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13256 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
//eyebrow wiggle
#13257 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #13258 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
aw ye boi
BOIYEEEE
#13260 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So how are we doing today, jackie?
And what brings you here? Not that a reason is needed really.
User avatar #13262 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
DOIN GOOD
i got
a balloon
and my hair looks kinda good
and
and my friend showed me a thing
and it was silly
and i listened to Mika's new song
and it was good
and i saw a butt
and ye~
#13264 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Give the balloon to a cat/dog! It's fun!
Was the thing naughty? Heh heh.
I don't know who Mika is!
Who's butt!?

That does all sound fun.
User avatar #13266 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
nu it's my balloon
Nu it was not. I think.
MIKA IS FANTASMIC, YOU SHUT YO bUTT
my friend's butt
#13268 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Not for long!
What was it?
Okay okay!
Who is your friend? Lady friend or guy friend?
User avatar #13270 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
NU IT'S MINE
It was. a thing. My friend Sara found. It was about a penguin. Kinda. In a way.
Ye
Lady friend
#13272 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
So your friend just randomly showed you her butt?
...or did you peep when she wasn't looking?
User avatar #13273 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T RANDOM JEEEEZ
We were talkin about stuff
and that turned to my butt
and i started bragging ok
and then i saw hers and got put in my place
like
i had to remake my system
i no longer have the butt of a goddess
i have the butt of a princess now
#13274 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
You should stop talkin bout your perfect butt.
As a guy who loves butts, this is like torture.
User avatar #13275 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
what why
WAI???
#13276 - ThatTFguy (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I have a very bad/good imagination and a girl talking about how good her butt is makes me think about certain stuff.
User avatar #13277 - ujack (05/10/2013) [-]
o3o
teehee
Tee. Hee.
#125 - This is a cool thing, yes 05/10/2013 on Secret lip thread +1
#791 - d'awww danke bby<3  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on lilmisspinkamena's profile 0
User avatar #792 - lilmisspinkamena (05/09/2013) [-]
redhhui asrgifg esf <3
#789 - ye you just called me a pudgy pigeon  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on lilmisspinkamena's profile 0
User avatar #790 - lilmisspinkamena (05/09/2013) [-]
shiiiot i meant to say cutie
User avatar #791 - ujack (05/09/2013) [-]
d'awww
danke bby<3
User avatar #792 - lilmisspinkamena (05/09/2013) [-]
redhhui asrgifg esf <3
#787 - ;~; 05/09/2013 on lilmisspinkamena's profile 0
#785 - ;-; why would you say that  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on lilmisspinkamena's profile 0
User avatar #786 - lilmisspinkamena (05/09/2013) [-]
erfugerh regrhtfj drgrdg urg aiug arugauhguhgdug dfughdfvbd esfgusd g
User avatar #787 - ujack (05/09/2013) [-]
;~;
#783 - aslda f;dl f aosdfnfs sfdfin ifnsida?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on lilmisspinkamena's profile 0
User avatar #784 - lilmisspinkamena (05/09/2013) [-]
weuifheu weiufh d d;oigjfknv dfjkdgndfvrdgi kkgj;ohjikga
User avatar #785 - ujack (05/09/2013) [-]
;-; why would you say that
User avatar #786 - lilmisspinkamena (05/09/2013) [-]
erfugerh regrhtfj drgrdg urg aiug arugauhguhgdug dfughdfvbd esfgusd g
User avatar #787 - ujack (05/09/2013) [-]
;~;
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#32790 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
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User avatar #32814 to #32813 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
=3=
I don't know what you wanna be private about...
boops?
#32815 to #32814 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32816 to #32815 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
UGHHHHHHH
I'M NOT A FAN OF THAAAAAAT
YOU OWE ME A DRAWING OF MY OC HUGGING A BANANA DO YOU HEAR ME???
I DON'T WANNA HEAR 'BUT I CAN'T DRAW WELL'
OR 'I DON'T WANNA'
IT'S THE PRICE YOU'LL PAY
#32817 to #32816 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32818 to #32817 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
then no deletey <3
#32819 to #32818 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32820 to #32819 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
<3<3<3<3
User avatar #32821 to #32820 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
/AW YOU BUTTT
User avatar #32822 to #32821 - dylanweber (05/20/2013) [-]
ur da butt
User avatar #32823 to #32822 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
no u, iz mah profeel
User avatar #32824 to #32823 - dylanweber (05/20/2013) [-]
no u meen :c
User avatar #32827 to #32826 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
nuh ;-;
#32792 to #32791 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32793 to #32792 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
YOU'RE HURTING MEEEEEEEE
#32794 to #32793 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32795 to #32794 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
fwoosh
#32796 to #32795 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
#32798 to #32797 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32799 to #32798 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
lessthanthree
#32800 to #32799 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32801 to #32800 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
GASP
DAS CUTE
YER CUTE
#32802 to #32801 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32804 to #32802 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
KEEP TALKIN HERE YOU BUM
#32805 to #32804 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32806 to #32805 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
I won't talk to you then =3=
#32807 to #32806 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32808 to #32807 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
YEH NOW TALK HERE
#32809 to #32808 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32810 to #32809 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
what about em
#32811 to #32810 - dylanweber has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #32803 to #32802 - ujack (05/20/2013) [-]
naht at all, u cutie~
User avatar #32785 - vosdiligunt (05/19/2013) [-]
I have started a "clean up" for users who doesn't want items on their profile.
If you want me to clean them away. I can send a trade request for those you have.

"Delete my comment" if it's necessary.
User avatar #32786 to #32785 - ujack (05/19/2013) [-]
I COMPLETELY FORGOT ITEMS EXISTED
Sure, you can have em :3
Just leave the pretzels and the limes~
User avatar #32787 to #32786 - vosdiligunt (05/19/2013) [-]
thanks! and ofc
User avatar #32788 to #32787 - ujack (05/19/2013) [-]
Pleasure doing business with you, random item person<3
User avatar #32789 to #32788 - vosdiligunt (05/19/2013) [-]
np, my good friend!
#32784 - okamiden (05/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck am I doing.
#32780 - lunarfox (05/16/2013) [-]
so erm..just gonna leave this here for you to judge..
User avatar #32781 to #32780 - ujack (05/16/2013) [-]
Ahhh they look great~
I really like the middle one c:
Thanks for showing me~
User avatar #32782 to #32781 - lunarfox (05/16/2013) [-]
I put them in order of when they were drew...Oldest to newest..each about a week or two of time passed.
User avatar #32783 to #32782 - ujack (05/16/2013) [-]
Cool ^3^
If you draw anymore, feel free to drop on by~
I really like looking at em
#32774 to #32773 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
What are we doing
#32775 to #32774 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #32776 to #32775 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
Got a skype?
User avatar #32778 to #32777 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
what si i
User avatar #32779 to #32778 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
Ujack142
User avatar #32747 to #32726 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
ye<3
i guess you do guess
#32748 to #32747 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
How do you get your butt so smooth and hairless?
User avatar #32749 to #32748 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
with a razor<3
User avatar #32750 to #32749 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
and shaving cream?
User avatar #32751 to #32750 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
NO
SHAVING CREAM IS FOR THE WEAK AND PINEAPPLES
ARE YOU A PINEAPPLE?
MAYBE
I DUNNO
I DON'T JUDGE
BUT SAFETY FIRST, YOU BETTER USE SHAVING CREAM ON UR BUTT, YOU BUTT
#32752 to #32751 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
I used shaving cream for my crotch
User avatar #32753 to #32752 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
That's the opposite of safe
Good job!~
User avatar #32754 to #32753 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
YEAH BECAUSE I GOT A FEW CUTS
User avatar #32755 to #32754 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
SEEEE
UNSAFE
User avatar #32756 to #32755 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
SO I use cream for my butt then
User avatar #32757 to #32756 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
use butter
User avatar #32759 to #32758 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
ok ye don't use butter
User avatar #32760 to #32759 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
show me new pictures
#32762 to #32761 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
Let me see   
   
so I can tell how clear it is
Let me see

so I can tell how clear it is
#32764 to #32763 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
Why you tease me
Why you tease me
#32728 to #32727 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
How have you been
User avatar #32729 to #32728 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
GOOD
HOW HAVE YOU
BEEN
DOOOOO
INGGGGGGG?????
User avatar #32730 to #32729 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
I AM DOING OKAYYY
User avatar #32731 to #32730 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
ONLY OKAY?
NOT BUTT HUMPIN FANTASTIC AS I LIKE TO PICTURE YOU?
User avatar #32733 to #32732 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
don't you like butt humpin? D;
#32734 to #32733 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
Never tried it, so I don't know yet
User avatar #32735 to #32734 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
Well i like to imagine you like butt humpin =u=
I like to imagine you and other users
eheheeehehehe
User avatar #32738 to #32737 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
But what other users do you mean though
User avatar #32739 to #32738 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
any and all
User avatar #32745 to #32744 - ujack (05/13/2013) [-]
it's hotness
User avatar #32746 to #32745 - natethehunter (05/13/2013) [-]
I guess
User avatar #32711 to #32689 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
YOU DIDN'T FIND MEEEEE
Aha
i won<3
#32712 to #32711 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
ujack the east or should i say ujack the deceased
User avatar #32717 to #32716 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
WAIT NO
WHAT'D YOU REALIZE
User avatar #32723 to #32722 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
don't make me punch ur butt
#32724 to #32723 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
i gonna sleep now while i shoot you on the sun and watch how you burn with my telescope
User avatar #32725 to #32724 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
i hope you enjoy my pain<3
User avatar #32690 to #32689 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
;3; meannnnnn
User avatar #32694 to #32693 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#32695 to #32694 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
you will be mine
User avatar #32696 to #32695 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOO
GIT AWAIIIIIIIIIIIIII
#32697 to #32696 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
Resistance is futile
User avatar #32698 to #32697 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
I AM RESISTING
#32699 to #32698 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
you cannot stop it
User avatar #32700 to #32699 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
I CAN IF I FLEE
//flees
#32701 to #32700 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
it will make me even hornier don't turn this into a rape
it will make me even hornier don't turn this into a rape
User avatar #32702 to #32701 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
//FLEEEEE
I CAN'T HANDLE THE HORNY OK I GOTTA GET OUTTA HEEEEREEE
#32703 to #32702 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
you can run but you can't hide
you can run but you can't hide
User avatar #32705 to #32703 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
//hides
#32706 to #32705 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
you can't hide   
you're not bin laden    
silly you
you can't hide
you're not bin laden
silly you
User avatar #32707 to #32706 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
But i am Jackie
And i am mega awesome
silly youuuuu
#32708 to #32707 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
when i make you to be my waifu then yes
when i make you to be my waifu then yes
User avatar #32709 to #32708 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
NUUUU BOI
I am no waifu
i don't even need no man
you're not tyin' me down
because i have the ability
TO HIDE WHERE YOU CAN NEVER FIND ME<3
#32710 to #32709 - rihardololz (05/12/2013) [-]
i have ability to overcome yours and its finding you
i have ability to overcome yours and its finding you
#32647 - warzon (05/11/2013) [-]
Hi jackie.
User avatar #32668 to #32647 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
ur su meannnn 2 mehhhh
u buttttttt
WATCHA DOIN
#32669 to #32668 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy takes out chains and whips**

Yes i am too mean for you.

Now bend over.

And i dont understand the context.
User avatar #32670 to #32669 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
what context
#32671 to #32670 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
I mean i dont know what you were asking me.
User avatar #32672 to #32671 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
What are you doing .3.
like
watcha doin
#32673 to #32672 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
Talking to a sexy person
User avatar #32674 to #32673 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
O:
Who dat?
I wanna meet em
#32675 to #32674 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
Well heres what you do:

You turn to a mirror and you wave.

There you go you've met the sexy person.
User avatar #32676 to #32675 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
guhuhuhu<3
#32677 to #32676 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy hugs ujack the changeling lesbian wearing drag**

Dont ask.
User avatar #32678 to #32677 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
OK I WON'T
#32679 to #32678 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy gropes ujack's ass**
User avatar #32680 to #32679 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
omgggggggg
my butt
#32681 to #32680 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy steals ujacks belt**
User avatar #32683 to #32681 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
i'm not even wearing a belttt D;
#32684 to #32683 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon steals ujacks lower clothing**
User avatar #32685 to #32684 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
nOOOOOOO
I PAID FOR THAAAAAAAAT
#32686 to #32685 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon casualy shoves ujack onto a couch**

All well you'll get it back after

(you wanna...?)
User avatar #32687 to #32686 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
//shrug face
#32688 to #32687 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly begins to kiss down ujacks neck as he relieves her of her shirt**
User avatar #32648 to #32647 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
Heyyyy warzy dorzyyy
#32649 to #32648 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
How are you dereie?
User avatar #32650 to #32649 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
AM GOOD~
How're yohhh?~
#32651 to #32650 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
horny as always.
User avatar #32652 to #32651 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
Hmmmm yehhh
You're one horny bugger, aren't ya?~
x3
#32653 to #32652 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
Litteraly

Get it because changelings are bugs with horns

Mmmm and you?
User avatar #32654 to #32653 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHEUHEUAHUAHUAHUAHAHEEEEEHGEHEHEHEHHEHGHEGHHGE

And me what
#32655 to #32654 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
Do you feel a sterrring in your loins?
User avatar #32656 to #32655 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
nahhhh
Well maybe a lil because i need to take a pictureeeee
#32657 to #32656 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
hmmm~?
User avatar #32658 to #32657 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
I promised someone a SAUCEH picture tonight and i need to take said picture .3.
#32659 to #32658 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
Alrighty love.
User avatar #32660 to #32659 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
ALSO
GUESS WHAT
#32661 to #32660 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
WHAAAAT
User avatar #32662 to #32661 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
SHOES
User avatar #32664 to #32663 - ujack (05/12/2013) [-]
listen to ittttt
#32665 to #32664 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
OH JESUS SHE HAS BIG BOO-...Ts

Yes.

And no i will not.
#32667 to #32666 - warzon (05/12/2013) [-]
Sorriiess
#32637 - kalka ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Dot dot dot...
User avatar #32638 to #32637 - ujack (04/30/2013) [-]
ello kalky boooooooo
#32639 to #32638 - kalka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
I just had to come and see if you were still alive!

....And i just had to sleep fro 12 hours
User avatar #32640 to #32639 - ujack (05/01/2013) [-]
BOOOO I HAVE RETURNED~
#32641 to #32640 - kalka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
D-don't d-do that....you s-scared me ._.
User avatar #32642 to #32641 - ujack (05/01/2013) [-]
noooo shhhhhhhhhhhh

i'm back again yay
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
#32643 to #32642 - kalka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZZzZzZz.....
User avatar #32644 to #32643 - ujack (05/01/2013) [-]
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
#32645 to #32644 - kalka ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Yush!

Sorry...just so tired, drawing all day, and now i gtg :c

Night jackie
User avatar #32646 to #32645 - ujack (05/01/2013) [-]
asdasdasdsadasdsadsadada ;3;
#32624 - lunarfox (04/26/2013) [-]
Said you wanted to see the next thing I drew....
Only thing I erased was the circles and things...nothing else...no matter how badly I wanted to.
User avatar #32626 to #32624 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
shhhhh it looks good~

nice job c:
User avatar #32632 to #32626 - lunarfox (04/26/2013) [-]
Thanks
#32606 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea what I'm doing
User avatar #32630 to #32606 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
I HAVEN'T EVEN SHOWN HIM THE SPANKED PICTURE YET
User avatar #32633 to #32630 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
User avatar #32634 to #32633 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
he didn't wann' see ;3;
User avatar #32636 to #32635 - aliasamonrey (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm stubborn like that.
User avatar #32631 to #32630 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
THEN DOOOOO IT
User avatar #32607 to #32606 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
That is a good thing<3
User avatar #32609 to #32608 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
yo yo yo oyo yooyo yo oyo yoy ooyoyoyooooooo
User avatar #32610 to #32609 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
How is you?
User avatar #32611 to #32610 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
IS GOOD, UND DU?
User avatar #32612 to #32611 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm okay

Bored outta my mind tho
User avatar #32613 to #32612 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
Bask in Max Raabe's hotness and glory
and bathe in his soundwaves of pure bliss and yesness
User avatar #32614 to #32613 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
Who and what?
User avatar #32615 to #32614 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
MAX RAABE

GERMAN SINGER AND HOT GUY
User avatar #32616 to #32615 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
I DO NOT KNOW OF THIS PERSON
User avatar #32617 to #32616 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
YOU SHOULD KNOW OF HIM
User avatar #32618 to #32617 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
WELL I DO NOT

I AM NOT VERY WELL VERSED IN THE REALM OF MUSIC
User avatar #32619 to #32618 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
OMG ME NEITHER

HE'S JUST HOT AND SOUNDS SILLY AND I LOVE HIM
User avatar #32620 to #32619 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
THAT'S GREAT AND ALL

BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
User avatar #32621 to #32620 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
WHAT DOESN'T IT HAVE TO DO WITH EVERYTHING
User avatar #32623 to #32622 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
my friend doesn't believe my butt is mine =3=
i'm doing like
trials to prove it's me
ughhh work
User avatar #32625 to #32623 - AwesomeAnonomous (04/26/2013) [-]
How come he doesn't believe its yours? :o
User avatar #32627 to #32625 - ujack (04/26/2013) [-]
it's too glorious
User avatar #32594 - pankikilord (04/23/2013) [-]
soon
User avatar #32595 to #32594 - ujack (04/24/2013) [-]
i'm glad you're finally ready
tonight, my house?
User avatar #32602 to #32595 - pankikilord (04/24/2013) [-]
...Wait, WAT?

I didn't mean THAT
User avatar #32603 to #32602 - ujack (04/24/2013) [-]
;3;
awwww

So how you doin?~
User avatar #32604 to #32603 - pankikilord (04/24/2013) [-]
I was just saying I wanted to bang.
JEeez.

....Also I'm K!
User avatar #32605 to #32604 - ujack (04/24/2013) [-]
yaaaay~
User avatar #32590 - happypancake (04/23/2013) [-]
Hello Bishkin! :3
User avatar #32591 to #32590 - ujack (04/23/2013) [-]
omg hey x3
How you doin?~
User avatar #32592 to #32591 - happypancake (04/23/2013) [-]
Not perfect, but pretty well, considering ^.^

Also about to pass out from lack of sleep, sorry I started a conversation so laaatexzzzzZZzz I'm a moron. How are you? (I'll get back to you tomarro.)
User avatar #32593 to #32592 - ujack (04/23/2013) [-]
AM GOOD~
Jackie's doin goooood~
For the most part >3<
I am sicknessss
blabby blu, bluh blah blehhhh
But besides that, i'm good~
User avatar #32596 to #32593 - happypancake (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh no! Take care of yourself, do you hear me? Your health is the number one most important thing.
Try dicing some ginger, throw it in a cup with some fresh lemon slices, add some good honey and add hot water, drink it as soon as you can, it's super good for you.
Garlic is also really good for you, natural anti-viral and bacterial etc etc
And get lots of rest and water~
Whatever, I'm rambling!
User avatar #32597 to #32596 - ujack (04/24/2013) [-]
omg how do you know these things x3
All i know is take a pain pill >3<
User avatar #32598 to #32597 - happypancake (04/24/2013) [-]
I like to be in control of the way I feel, and sometimes it's nice to make a recovery quicker than you expected ^.^ also, it's useful to know these things, sometimes.
What kind of illness is it? :3 x
User avatar #32599 to #32598 - ujack (04/24/2013) [-]
Either a throat or ear infection :c
it's been going for a few days now i think it's almost gone
User avatar #32600 to #32599 - happypancake (04/24/2013) [-]
Ah, that's good! Just make sure you try follow some of my advice, and at least make sure your body can fight it, too!

I'm going to bed, bishkin, goodnight xo
User avatar #32601 to #32600 - ujack (04/24/2013) [-]
Wehhhhhhhh, why must you sleep so often x3
Nighty night~
User avatar #32589 - ariusbrightwing ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Hai Jackie. <B
#32542 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #32583 to #32542 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
shoop, momma, dose r OLDDDD
AND I HAVE LOW FAT LEMON FLAVORED YOGURT
#32584 to #32583 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Then lemme see new ones

WITH SPRONKLES?
User avatar #32585 to #32584 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
kk

and NYO
#32586 to #32585 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Skype   
   
WAI
Skype

WAI
User avatar #32587 to #32586 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
kk

I HAVE NONE
User avatar #32563 to #32542 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
now WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HOMESTUCK
also i am good at art praise meeeeeee
#32564 to #32563 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
I like Homestuck.
You're good at arting

Happy?
User avatar #32565 to #32564 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
Yush
#32566 to #32565 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
NOW LET ME SEE YOUR FAIC
NOW LET ME SEE YOUR FAIC
User avatar #32567 to #32566 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
NYO
MAYBE IN A YEAR OR TWO WHEN I START TO LOOK GOOD
I HOPE
#32568 to #32567 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Please? I'll show you MY FAIC
User avatar #32569 to #32568 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
you can show me your face but still no my face :D
i like that plan~
#32570 to #32569 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
So you'll show people your ass. BUT NOT YOUR FACE?
User avatar #32571 to #32570 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
Ya
I'm much more proud of my butt than my face
#32574 to #32573 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
LET ME SEE YOUR FACE
LET ME SEE YOUR FACE
User avatar #32575 to #32574 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
NYOOOO
MAYBE WHEN MY FACE STARTS LOOKING DECENT
#32576 to #32575 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
No. Now, so I can do a before and after
User avatar #32577 to #32576 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
I will save a picture from now and show you both later
#32580 to #32579 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Do you have anymore of your butt?

What's up?
User avatar #32581 to #32580 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
Perhapssss
Depends on the last one you saw .3.
And it is now your job to remind me everyday about my face ^3^
you're now my reason to look good~
Congrats, you DO NOT GET PAIIIIIIID
User avatar #32543 to #32542 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
hawt
User avatar #32545 to #32544 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
Well there's now some sessy homestuck on my profile .3.
other than staring, i'm just coming back from a showwwerrr~
#32546 to #32545 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Sexy. How was your shower day?
User avatar #32547 to #32546 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
shower was great~

DAY WAS TERRIBLE OMFG I HAD SUCH A BAD WALK HOME FROM SCHOOL
User avatar #32549 to #32548 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
DON'T
LAUGH AT ME, OKAY
a fly landed on my arm
and i didn't expect it
and i squeeled a really high pitched scream of terror
and i was like,
groaning in a barely audible high pitched pig noise thing while slowly backing away and swatting at my arm
and after i finally got it i actually cried a tiny bit
it just
it
it surprised me, ok
#32550 to #32549 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
You got scared... of a fly..?
User avatar #32551 to #32550 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
I
DIDN'T
EXPECT IT
IT WAS SURPRISING
#32552 to #32551 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
If that surprised you you'd hate living with me
User avatar #32553 to #32552 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
it was the first day in so long it was actually warm ok, i thought all the bugs in the world were dead
i forgot about their existence
#32554 to #32553 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
I can understand being surprised, but crying? You're girly but you can't be that girly
User avatar #32555 to #32554 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
THAT'S NOT GIRLINESS THAT'S GENUINE TERROR YOU BUTTTTTTT
#32558 to #32557 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Anyway, whatcha wanna talk about?
User avatar #32559 to #32558 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
I unno
WATCHU wanna talk abou-OMFG SO
I FOUND
A REALLY GOOD ANIME
User avatar #32561 to #32560 - ujack (04/05/2013) [-]
Oreimo
It switches between being the cutest and funniest thing
to some hIGURASHI TYPE SCARY SHIZ
and it's amaaaazing
#32562 to #32561 - okamiden (04/05/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty cool
User avatar #32540 - rrenierr (03/24/2013) [-]
.3.
*boop* :3
User avatar #32541 to #32540 - ujack (03/24/2013) [-]
WHY U NO ON SKYPE
User avatar #32539 - whatevermanitslike (03/22/2013) [-]
Hey there ujack. What's up?
#32538 - rrenierr (03/15/2013) [-]
I drew dis 5 u
User avatar #32536 - rrenierr (03/11/2013) [-]
.3.
User avatar #32537 to #32536 - ujack (03/11/2013) [-]
.l3r
User avatar #32535 - rrenierr (03/09/2013) [-]
boo
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