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Youtube Channel: Meatsparkle
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS2
Interests: rocking without the need of instructions
Date Signed Up:11/09/2011
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:The City of Townsville
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Comment Ranking:#37841
Highest Content Rank:#7990
Highest Comment Rank:#2890
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Subscribers:3
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Favorite Tags: MLP (7) | My Little Pony (7) | ponies (7)
i wanna be bigger than jesus and bigger than wrestling - bigger than the beatles and bigger than breast implants - i'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids - bigger than guns and bigger than cigarettes.

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#4172273 - responded to the wrong comment, sorry. 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4172268 - i really don't like cocky people.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items -1
#4172270 - ronkfjoll (07/26/2013) [-]
what is cocky about that?
User avatar #4172273 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
responded to the wrong comment, sorry.
#4172139 - it's something 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4172104 - it might be 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4172098 - oh, look at that it didn't load instantly so i thought the… 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4172081 - yeah that's it. my own personal slowness is making the captcha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4172087 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
ye ok
#4172079 - but since that's actually fair and not retarded that won't happen. 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4172075 - okay let me just blame my...oh ******* wait that'…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4172078 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
Maybe you're just slow
User avatar #4172081 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah that's it. my own personal slowness is making the captchas load slowly. that makes sense.
User avatar #4172087 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
ye ok
#4172071 - it's really unfair. not everyone has a super fast internet con…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #4172073 - danielfm (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah.. but with a 5 stack you can have a fair shot even with a bit of lag if you are fast
User avatar #4172079 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
but since that's actually fair and not retarded that won't happen.
User avatar #4172072 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't blame internet
I have a shitty as fuck internet
ask bumbie, rly
User avatar #4172077 - Sasher (07/26/2013) [-]
Do ur captcha's take time to load? If so how do you get them, do you really just gotta go fast?
User avatar #4172082 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
I think most oldfags register captchas almsot before it's finnished loading
it's just a habit thing
User avatar #4172091 - Sasher (07/26/2013) [-]
o-o, I dont try to remember my captcha's lol, I just see them and do them, but the seeing part is the problem.
User avatar #4172075 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
okay let me just blame my...oh fucking wait that's the only thing i can blame because that's the problem.
User avatar #4172078 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
Maybe you're just slow
User avatar #4172081 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah that's it. my own personal slowness is making the captchas load slowly. that makes sense.
User avatar #4172087 - spartanian (07/26/2013) [-]
ye ok
#4172067 - same here. 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4172058 - rares never have captchas that i can just glance at and get in…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4172066 - Sasher (07/26/2013) [-]
I cant even look at my captcha's cause they take a second to load
User avatar #4172067 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
same here.
#4172061 - ronkfjoll (07/26/2013) [-]
thats the game
#4172023 - fab badge bot 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4171311 - or he could just give us back all the **** we … 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4171188 - which is ******* retarded.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Play items -1
#4171202 - ronkfjoll (07/26/2013) [-]
nah man, i love it
#4171142 - **** that i want evil glowing skulls. 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4171095 - i don't.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Play items -2
User avatar #4171096 - jorgethemaster (07/26/2013) [-]
I didn't ask you though.
#4171057 - there's no ******* way. 07/26/2013 on Play items -1
#4170959 - doesn't matter.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4170960 - picamix (07/26/2013) [-]
i know but im just saying, when it comes to point ranking they contribute nothing
#4170823 - why  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4170827 - pellonpoika (07/26/2013) [-]
i don't like items anymore
#4167195 - what 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4165103 - no, it ***** up my concentration when doing captchas. 07/26/2013 on Play items -2
#4165054 - maybe baby  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Play items -2
User avatar #4165066 - allofthefish (07/26/2013) [-]
do you listen to music when youre on the board?
User avatar #4165103 - uhidk (07/26/2013) [-]
no, it fucks up my concentration when doing captchas.
#4164936 - sell me your leather hides or get ****** . … 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4164900 - you deserve those points, not me. i love you. 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
#4164869 - THE SWORD OF THE SEVEN WIZARDS not really. i just th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4164874 - thatslovesbanned (07/26/2013) [-]
Looks like a fab sword.
SWORD OF THE ANALLY-DEPRIVED HOMOSEX
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User avatar #103 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
hi :3
User avatar #104 to #103 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
well hey there, guy.
#106 to #104 - sonicsyndicate has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #105 to #104 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
metal and anime? i like you :3
User avatar #107 to #105 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
um...say that again?
User avatar #108 to #107 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
the one i deleted? o-o
User avatar #109 to #108 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
not quite sure what you were trying to say.
User avatar #111 to #109 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
do you like necro?
User avatar #112 to #111 - uhidk (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah, actually.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
oh... by i like you i just meant youre awesome metallica for the win
User avatar #75 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Aww, is someone butthurt?
Did your boyfriend break up with you?
Or are you sad because metal fans are the master race?
User avatar #76 to #75 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
lolno

i can't stand ****** , generic metal
5FDP, disturbed, slayer...are you 13?
User avatar #77 to #76 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
No. I'm 17.
Maybe you should listen to ALL of my music, before you judge me.
Acirema for an example...I'm pretty sure you have heard of them.
User avatar #78 to #77 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
i'll listen to music that isn't **** .

and i'm sure that's just some br00tal deathcore band, right?
#79 to #78 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Alright, get back to me when you know something.
Let me start you off with something...March of Doom - Iron Savior.
Acirema is deathcore...Iron Savior is not.
If you're feeling religious Shadows - Red...Though they don't SOUND religious.
Get on my level.
You're probably one of those retarded pop fans.
User avatar #80 to #79 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
deathcore, power metal, sappy religious ******** ...all garbage.
User avatar #81 to #80 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Get back when you know some real music, ****** .
Sad thing is, you have no information backing you up.
And saying "It's garbage" is not a legit reason.
User avatar #82 to #81 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
it's garbage.
User avatar #83 to #82 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, pop is for pussies buddy.
User avatar #84 to #83 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
go listen to some real metal instead of this generic, unoriginal garbage.
User avatar #85 to #84 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I already do.
You're the one not knowing the bands that I am listing off.
User avatar #86 to #85 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
Windhand, Cough, Belzebong, Bongzilla, Weedeater, Electric Wizard, Acid King, Sleep, Om, Witch Mountain, Goatsnake, Ramesses, Church of Misery, Iron Monkey, Eyehategod, Noothgrush, Acid Bath...

heard of any of these?
#113 to #86 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Not only do you think with your emotions, you listen to ****** metal. Listen to some real bands, will you, Anaal Nathrakh, Mayhem, Shining, Gojira, Cannibal Corpse, Kreator, Megadeth, Gorgoroth, Burzum... You ******* suck. I hope you die unles you are trolling
User avatar #114 to #113 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
i like anaal nathrakh, mayhem, CC, gorgoroth and burzum.

the rest suck ass.
#115 to #114 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow, you're one of those "muh opinions r facts" too wow
User avatar #116 to #115 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
lolno.

also nice overuse of "wow"
#117 to #116 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
lolyes.

Also, nice overuse of "muh feelings"
User avatar #118 to #117 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
lolwat
User avatar #87 to #86 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
HA! RAMSES!!
How cute bro.
Just because you've heard "Du hast" 100+ times, doesn't mean you know good music.
Most of those bands are Alternative.
User avatar #89 to #87 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
also you're thinking of RAMMSTEIN, you ******* tard.
User avatar #93 to #89 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
They're European right?
They're the same to me.
Just how you think 5FDP is not original.
1.) They make a crap ton of money by what they do.
2.) They've done 4 remixes...Otherwise it's all of their own music. That's pretty orginal to today's standards.
#88 to #87 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
different band, guy. none of those are alternative.
User avatar #90 to #88 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
So then what are they again?
User avatar #91 to #90 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
mostly doom/sludge.
User avatar #92 to #91 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I was talking about all them.
Let's begin.
First off windhand sounds a bit dirtier than Black Sabbath...You're looking for originality huh?
Cough you say? Might as well get Syrup too.
Next four bands are obvious Ozzy and Dio fans
Most of those bands are rock/alternative.
Trust me, I know my stuff.
User avatar #94 to #92 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
sounding like black sabbath is fine...seeing as they're my favorite band.

they're all ozzy (and probably dio too) fans

and no, you don't know **** , NONE of those bands are rock/alternative.
User avatar #95 to #94 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Black Sabbath = Rock/Metal
Same with these bands.
Have you heard of Seether?
Those guys are even HEAVIER than the other ones you listed.
Look up the definiton of Alternative, and you'll know I'm right.
But you just proved my point...They're not original.
"Sounding like Black Sabbath is fine."
Double standards right there.
User avatar #101 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
holy **** , dude...you're insane.
User avatar #102 to #101 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or because you don't know **** about music.
User avatar #98 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
or maybe it's because you literally have NO clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #100 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Plus that was an unecessary "literally" that you put into that sentence.
User avatar #99 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Do you know what alternative means?
The real definition is "one of two or more available possibilities."
Those bands could be labled as rock or metal.
Those are two possibilities, of which they could either be classified as rock or metal.
What do you know? We have the exact definition of alternative.
Again. suck on these nuts.
User avatar #96 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
lol we're done.

you don't know anything.
User avatar #97 to #96 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or becuase I pointed out that they're NOt original.
Suck on these nuts.
User avatar #73 - zerith (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, okay. And you're welcome.
#50 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
suck my dragons anus o.o
suck my dragons anus o.o
User avatar #51 to #50 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
well...she is cute.

okay, i will.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
;)
User avatar #53 to #52 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
how old is she hm? ;))
User avatar #54 to #53 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
shes and adubut technically was hatched 40 min agoish?
User avatar #55 to #54 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
perfect...

...YOU'RE A ******* TERRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
o.o you whore
User avatar #57 to #56 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
i'm not a whore. you're the one whoring your daughter out to a ******* ********* .
User avatar #58 to #57 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
im trying to turn her into a wise beautiful dragon!
User avatar #59 to #58 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
she's already wise and beautiful. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT HER THE WAY SHE IS.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
SHE NEEDS A COLLEGE DEGREE
and without those souls they wont let her in
User avatar #61 to #60 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
she doesn't need approval from ANYONE! she's PERFECT the way she is!
User avatar #62 to #61 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
no...i cant have her whoring for her babies food like me
i gatta end the cycle
User avatar #63 to #62 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
i...don't even want to think of that...
i'll help you take care of her! just...
just give her to me...and she'll be fine...i promise.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
rly? you'll take good car of........HOLD ON U DIRTY PEDO!
User avatar #65 to #64 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
NO! it's not like that...i...i don't want her to end up on the street!
please, think of her! give her to me...and she'll be safe...and i won't touch her...her beautiful little body...
User avatar #66 to #65 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
i can see your profile pic
your the infamous dragon peddler/pimp Estavez von uhidkberg!
User avatar #67 to #66 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
nonsense! i love and care for all the sexy little underage dragonesses!
User avatar #68 to #67 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
im reporting u to LAde and the item board athorities!
User avatar #69 to #68 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
why would you do such a thing!
User avatar #70 to #69 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
i need a better world for my babies!
User avatar #49 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #48 - irwincardozo (03/08/2013) [-]
so i see youre a ***** doe fan
User avatar #47 - dazzl (03/04/2013) [-]
Woah! Thanks for the generous gift mate!
If there's anything you need just say it and I'll see what I can do :)
User avatar #44 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
selling ur orange cocktails ad pony blood shots? AND Y THE HELL ISNT THAT INSANITY EGG HATCHED
User avatar #45 to #44 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
i would, but i need them for my greed dragon.

and i'll hatch it whenever.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
ok thats fine :)
and it burns my souls seeing it there lol
User avatar #40 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
just give me the egg GIVE IT TO ME

trade it for some item or items i have
User avatar #41 to #40 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
let me think.

no.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
you'll never succeed
User avatar #43 to #42 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
i will
User avatar #39 - endlesslulz (03/02/2013) [-]
Can you make an offer in gems?
User avatar #33 to #32 - uhidk (02/28/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #31 - cleverguy (02/25/2013) [-]
you cant have all of them lol
User avatar #30 - endlesslulz (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey man... want to exchange pony parts? 1:1 ratio
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User avatar #27 - whtkid ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, but that drops a heck of a lot less than iron, and it's worth quite a bit more than just 150 iron, especially with how quickly iron drops.
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User avatar #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Are you perhaps trading you slendermon scroll?
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Thank you so much... I owe you one
#22 - jonnydeepoints (02/18/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUE
User avatar #23 to #22 - uhidk (02/18/2013) [-]
might as well end it all.
User avatar #17 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
hey selling ur demonic watchamecallit.......i cant spell it :P
User avatar #19 to #17 - uhidk (02/18/2013) [-]
what are you willing to give for it?
User avatar #20 to #19 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
no idea, anything in peticular ur after?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sexymossantamby ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
the trade is gd, I just dont sell uniques, thanks anyway man
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