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i wanna be bigger than jesus and bigger than wrestling - bigger than the beatles and bigger than breast implants - i'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids - bigger than guns and bigger than cigarettes.
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|#12 - cool. [+] (1 new reply)||11/30/2013 on Description||+2|
|#33 - it's not bad, actually....as long as he stays bald.||11/29/2013 on Dumbest tattoo of the year||+2|
|#155 - yeah, i do.||11/29/2013 on they're glorified slippers||0|
|#20 - plus it's not even fucking real. [+] (1 new reply)||11/28/2013 on Anybody have source?||+1|
|#14 - Comment deleted||11/28/2013 on Dad humor||0|
|#39 - if you're obese it's more than likely your own fault and you d… [+] (3 new replies)||11/27/2013 on Fat people are not unfat||-1|
#58 - flipninefive (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm a fat guy and this really cut into me, man.
We shouldn't be able to eat anything we want and get away with it, but calling an alcoholic a drunken deadbeat doesn't instantly cure him.
It's a challenge man, one that I've been facing my entire life. Last Christmas, I was 5'9", and I weighed 310 and I felt like absolute shit. This past year I've been eating a lot less and I played Varsity Tennis on my High School team and now I'm down to 238, but I don't like to talk about it because sure, I look a hell of a lot better than I used to, but I still don't look good. I'm still fatter than most people in my school, and it destroys me inside.
I've had a crush on this girl who's way out of my league and recently I think I fell in love with her, but my poor self image makes me think there is no way she could ever love me back, and it kills me. She says she doesn't care about things like that, but that can't possibly be true, right? I mean you can't possibly look at me and think I'm attractive...
Sorry, I sort of vented there, but the point of this post is that you can't tell anything about a person based on their size. You could look at me and think that I go home and I eat until I puke and just veg out on the couch, but in actuality I go home and hate myself for looking like this, starve myself and wish I was dead.
And I don't want your sympathy and I don't want your pity. My parents were fat and they didn't raise me to be aware of how I ate and now I'm dealing with the consequences of both their choices and mine.
I actually hate food now, because I need to eat in order to survive, but it was eating that got me to where I am.
#45 - mishappp (11/27/2013) [-]
|#23 - yeah...if you're a stealthfag. [+] (1 new reply)||11/27/2013 on kek||-3|
|#4548586 - bros befo hoes||11/27/2013 on Play items||0|
|#40 - or maybe a combination.||11/24/2013 on Welcome to Nopeland: Goatman||0|
|#22 - because whores.||11/24/2013 on truth||-1|
|#38 - i wonder if he has a human dick or a goat dick. [+] (2 new replies)||11/24/2013 on Welcome to Nopeland: Goatman||+1|
|#7 - i could hug him forever.||11/23/2013 on old person||+15|
|#8 - >scene ... fucking really.||11/23/2013 on look how happy he is||+6|
|#56 - i wish they didn't because this show is fucking garbage.||11/23/2013 on seriously nick.||-5|
|#126 - which is still not metal. [+] (1 new reply)||11/23/2013 on Death to all but metal.||0|
|#23 - that's fucking gross. you really are one sick fuck, you know t…||11/21/2013 on How to survive||+3|
|#22 - i tried it once. it felt really nice.||11/20/2013 on Friends||0|
|#4531809 - don't you feel ridiculous. [+] (2 new replies)||11/20/2013 on Play items||+1|
|#258 - **uhidk rolls 84** oh my god i can't believe my dad's dick i…||11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup||0|
|#4531174 - i really do.||11/20/2013 on Play items||+2|
|#4531172 - well fuck. [+] (2 new replies)||11/20/2013 on Play items||+2|
|#4531168 - 75 lemons that are worth 22 points each. 100 limes that ar… [+] (4 new replies)||11/20/2013 on Play items||+2|
|#34 - you're a shitty show.||11/19/2013 on Just waiting for Wavy||+9|
|#47 - oh fucking well.||11/19/2013 on Outside a coffee shop||0|
|#34 - Captain Cunt||11/19/2013 on Now at your local grocer||+1|