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Youtube Channel: Meatsparkle
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS2
Interests: rocking without the need of instructions
Date Signed Up:11/09/2011
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:The City of Townsville
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i wanna be bigger than jesus and bigger than wrestling - bigger than the beatles and bigger than breast implants - i'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids - bigger than guns and bigger than cigarettes.

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#12 - cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Description +2
User avatar #14 - cousin (11/30/2013) [-]
Co
#33 - it's not bad, actually....as long as he stays bald. 11/29/2013 on Dumbest tattoo of the year +2
#155 - yeah, i do. 11/29/2013 on they're glorified slippers 0
#20 - plus it's not even fucking real.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on Anybody have source? +1
User avatar #25 - mymiddleleg (11/28/2013) [-]
But you know what the mods are like on this website
#14 - Comment deleted 11/28/2013 on Dad humor 0
#39 - if you're obese it's more than likely your own fault and you d…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Fat people are not unfat -1
#58 - flipninefive (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm a fat guy and this really cut into me, man.
We shouldn't be able to eat anything we want and get away with it, but calling an alcoholic a drunken deadbeat doesn't instantly cure him.

It's a challenge man, one that I've been facing my entire life. Last Christmas, I was 5'9", and I weighed 310 and I felt like absolute shit. This past year I've been eating a lot less and I played Varsity Tennis on my High School team and now I'm down to 238, but I don't like to talk about it because sure, I look a hell of a lot better than I used to, but I still don't look good. I'm still fatter than most people in my school, and it destroys me inside.
I've had a crush on this girl who's way out of my league and recently I think I fell in love with her, but my poor self image makes me think there is no way she could ever love me back, and it kills me. She says she doesn't care about things like that, but that can't possibly be true, right? I mean you can't possibly look at me and think I'm attractive...

Sorry, I sort of vented there, but the point of this post is that you can't tell anything about a person based on their size. You could look at me and think that I go home and I eat until I puke and just veg out on the couch, but in actuality I go home and hate myself for looking like this, starve myself and wish I was dead.

And I don't want your sympathy and I don't want your pity. My parents were fat and they didn't raise me to be aware of how I ate and now I'm dealing with the consequences of both their choices and mine.
I actually hate food now, because I need to eat in order to survive, but it was eating that got me to where I am.
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#45 - mishappp (11/27/2013) [-]
So you say you love food but you don't constantly shove it down your throat. But then you go on to say why should these fat fucks be allowed to. Are you just projecting your hatred towards your parents because they wont allow you to eat yummy food. Just because your parents don't let you eat all the yummy foods you want doesn't make you not special. I love you son.
#23 - yeah...if you're a stealthfag.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on kek -3
User avatar #45 - darthblam (11/27/2013) [-]
Stealth master race.
#4548586 - bros befo hoes 11/27/2013 on Play items 0
#40 - or maybe a combination. 11/24/2013 on Welcome to Nopeland: Goatman 0
#22 - because whores. 11/24/2013 on truth -1
#38 - i wonder if he has a human dick or a goat dick.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Welcome to Nopeland: Goatman +1
#39 - thegrimgenius (11/24/2013) [-]
Well.... I guess it IS for science...
User avatar #40 - uhidk (11/24/2013) [-]
or maybe a combination.
#7 - i could hug him forever. 11/23/2013 on old person +15
#8 - >scene ... fucking really. 11/23/2013 on look how happy he is +6
#56 - i wish they didn't because this show is fucking garbage. 11/23/2013 on seriously nick. -5
#126 - which is still not metal.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Death to all but metal. 0
User avatar #143 - thebestpieever (11/23/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying he was metal. He's just not rock n roll (I'm very picky with my rock classifications)
#23 - that's fucking gross. you really are one sick fuck, you know t… 11/21/2013 on How to survive +3
#22 - i tried it once. it felt really nice. 11/20/2013 on Friends 0
#4531809 - don't you feel ridiculous.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Play items +1
#4531810 - tallybanned (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #4531819 - retrochris (11/20/2013) [-]
I got that now that you said it
#258 - **uhidk rolls 84** oh my god i can't believe my dad's dick i… 11/20/2013 on Twitter Rooftop Breakup 0
#4531174 - i really do. 11/20/2013 on Play items +2
#4531172 - well fuck.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #4531173 - tallybanned (11/20/2013) [-]
dont you feel ridiculous
User avatar #4531174 - uhidk (11/20/2013) [-]
i really do.
#4531168 - 75 lemons that are worth 22 points each. 100 limes that ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #4531171 - tallybanned (11/20/2013) [-]
they are worth 0 points now
User avatar #4531172 - uhidk (11/20/2013) [-]
well fuck.
User avatar #4531173 - tallybanned (11/20/2013) [-]
dont you feel ridiculous
User avatar #4531174 - uhidk (11/20/2013) [-]
i really do.
#34 - you're a shitty show. 11/19/2013 on Just waiting for Wavy +9
#47 - oh fucking well. 11/19/2013 on Outside a coffee shop 0
#34 - Captain Cunt 11/19/2013 on Now at your local grocer +1
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User avatar #103 - sonicsyndicate (03/20/2014) [-]
hi :3
User avatar #104 to #103 - uhidk ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
well hey there, guy.
#106 to #104 - sonicsyndicate has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #105 to #104 - sonicsyndicate (03/20/2014) [-]
metal and anime? i like you :3
User avatar #107 to #105 - uhidk ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
um...say that again?
User avatar #108 to #107 - sonicsyndicate (03/20/2014) [-]
the one i deleted? o-o
User avatar #109 to #108 - uhidk ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
not quite sure what you were trying to say.
User avatar #111 to #109 - sonicsyndicate (03/20/2014) [-]
do you like necro?
User avatar #112 to #111 - uhidk ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah, actually.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sonicsyndicate (03/20/2014) [-]
oh... by i like you i just meant youre awesome metallica for the win
User avatar #75 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Aww, is someone butthurt?
Did your boyfriend break up with you?
Or are you sad because metal fans are the master race?
User avatar #76 to #75 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
lolno

i can't stand shitty, generic metal
5FDP, disturbed, slayer...are you 13?
User avatar #77 to #76 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
No. I'm 17.
Maybe you should listen to ALL of my music, before you judge me.
Acirema for an example...I'm pretty sure you have heard of them.
User avatar #78 to #77 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
i'll listen to music that isn't shit.

and i'm sure that's just some br00tal deathcore band, right?
#79 to #78 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Alright, get back to me when you know something.
Let me start you off with something...March of Doom - Iron Savior.
Acirema is deathcore...Iron Savior is not.
If you're feeling religious Shadows - Red...Though they don't SOUND religious.
Get on my level.
You're probably one of those retarded pop fans.
User avatar #80 to #79 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
deathcore, power metal, sappy religious bullshit...all garbage.
User avatar #81 to #80 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Get back when you know some real music, faggot.
Sad thing is, you have no information backing you up.
And saying "It's garbage" is not a legit reason.
User avatar #82 to #81 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
it's garbage.
User avatar #83 to #82 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, pop is for pussies buddy.
User avatar #84 to #83 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
go listen to some real metal instead of this generic, unoriginal garbage.
User avatar #85 to #84 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I already do.
You're the one not knowing the bands that I am listing off.
User avatar #86 to #85 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Windhand, Cough, Belzebong, Bongzilla, Weedeater, Electric Wizard, Acid King, Sleep, Om, Witch Mountain, Goatsnake, Ramesses, Church of Misery, Iron Monkey, Eyehategod, Noothgrush, Acid Bath...

heard of any of these?
#113 to #86 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Not only do you think with your emotions, you listen to shitty metal. Listen to some real bands, will you, Anaal Nathrakh, Mayhem, Shining, Gojira, Cannibal Corpse, Kreator, Megadeth, Gorgoroth, Burzum... You fucking suck. I hope you die unles you are trolling
User avatar #114 to #113 - uhidk ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
i like anaal nathrakh, mayhem, CC, gorgoroth and burzum.

the rest suck ass.
#115 to #114 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow, you're one of those "muh opinions r facts" too wow
User avatar #116 to #115 - uhidk ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
lolno.

also nice overuse of "wow"
#117 to #116 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
lolyes.

Also, nice overuse of "muh feelings"
User avatar #118 to #117 - uhidk ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
lolwat
User avatar #87 to #86 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
HA! RAMSES!!
How cute bro.
Just because you've heard "Du hast" 100+ times, doesn't mean you know good music.
Most of those bands are Alternative.
User avatar #89 to #87 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
also you're thinking of RAMMSTEIN, you fucking tard.
User avatar #93 to #89 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
They're European right?
They're the same to me.
Just how you think 5FDP is not original.
1.) They make a crap ton of money by what they do.
2.) They've done 4 remixes...Otherwise it's all of their own music. That's pretty orginal to today's standards.
#88 to #87 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
different band, guy. none of those are alternative.
User avatar #90 to #88 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
So then what are they again?
User avatar #91 to #90 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
mostly doom/sludge.
User avatar #92 to #91 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I was talking about all them.
Let's begin.
First off windhand sounds a bit dirtier than Black Sabbath...You're looking for originality huh?
Cough you say? Might as well get Syrup too.
Next four bands are obvious Ozzy and Dio fans
Most of those bands are rock/alternative.
Trust me, I know my stuff.
User avatar #94 to #92 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
sounding like black sabbath is fine...seeing as they're my favorite band.

they're all ozzy (and probably dio too) fans

and no, you don't know shit, NONE of those bands are rock/alternative.
User avatar #95 to #94 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Black Sabbath = Rock/Metal
Same with these bands.
Have you heard of Seether?
Those guys are even HEAVIER than the other ones you listed.
Look up the definiton of Alternative, and you'll know I'm right.
But you just proved my point...They're not original.
"Sounding like Black Sabbath is fine."
Double standards right there.
User avatar #101 to #95 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
holy shit, dude...you're insane.
User avatar #102 to #101 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or because you don't know shit about music.
User avatar #98 to #95 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
or maybe it's because you literally have NO clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #100 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Plus that was an unecessary "literally" that you put into that sentence.
User avatar #99 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Do you know what alternative means?
The real definition is "one of two or more available possibilities."
Those bands could be labled as rock or metal.
Those are two possibilities, of which they could either be classified as rock or metal.
What do you know? We have the exact definition of alternative.
Again. suck on these nuts.
User avatar #96 to #95 - uhidk ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
lol we're done.

you don't know anything.
User avatar #97 to #96 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or becuase I pointed out that they're NOt original.
Suck on these nuts.
User avatar #73 - zerith (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, okay. And you're welcome.
#50 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
suck my dragons anus o.o
suck my dragons anus o.o
User avatar #51 to #50 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
well...she is cute.

okay, i will.
User avatar #53 to #52 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
how old is she hm? ;))
User avatar #54 to #53 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
shes and adubut technically was hatched 40 min agoish?
User avatar #55 to #54 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
perfect...

...YOU'RE A FUCKING TERRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
o.o you whore
User avatar #57 to #56 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
i'm not a whore. you're the one whoring your daughter out to a fucking pedophile.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
im trying to turn her into a wise beautiful dragon!
User avatar #59 to #58 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
she's already wise and beautiful. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT HER THE WAY SHE IS.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
SHE NEEDS A COLLEGE DEGREE
and without those souls they wont let her in
User avatar #61 to #60 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
she doesn't need approval from ANYONE! she's PERFECT the way she is!
User avatar #62 to #61 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
no...i cant have her whoring for her babies food like me
i gatta end the cycle
User avatar #63 to #62 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
i...don't even want to think of that...
i'll help you take care of her! just...
just give her to me...and she'll be fine...i promise.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
rly? you'll take good car of........HOLD ON U DIRTY PEDO!
User avatar #65 to #64 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
NO! it's not like that...i...i don't want her to end up on the street!
please, think of her! give her to me...and she'll be safe...and i won't touch her...her beautiful little body...
User avatar #66 to #65 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
i can see your profile pic
your the infamous dragon peddler/pimp Estavez von uhidkberg!
User avatar #67 to #66 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
nonsense! i love and care for all the sexy little underage dragonesses!
User avatar #68 to #67 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
im reporting u to LAde and the item board athorities!
User avatar #69 to #68 - uhidk ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
why would you do such a thing!
User avatar #70 to #69 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
i need a better world for my babies!
User avatar #49 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #48 - irwincardozo (03/08/2013) [-]
so i see youre a pussy doe fan
User avatar #47 - dazzl (03/04/2013) [-]
Woah! Thanks for the generous gift mate!
If there's anything you need just say it and I'll see what I can do :)
User avatar #44 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
selling ur orange cocktails ad pony blood shots? AND Y THE HELL ISNT THAT INSANITY EGG HATCHED
User avatar #45 to #44 - uhidk ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
i would, but i need them for my greed dragon.

and i'll hatch it whenever.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
ok thats fine :)
and it burns my souls seeing it there lol
User avatar #40 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
just give me the egg GIVE IT TO ME

trade it for some item or items i have
User avatar #41 to #40 - uhidk ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
let me think.

no.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
you'll never succeed
User avatar #43 to #42 - uhidk ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
i will
User avatar #39 - endlesslulz (03/02/2013) [-]
Can you make an offer in gems?
User avatar #33 to #32 - uhidk ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #31 - cleverguy (02/25/2013) [-]
you cant have all of them lol
User avatar #30 - endlesslulz (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey man... want to exchange pony parts? 1:1 ratio
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User avatar #27 - whtkid (02/21/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, but that drops a heck of a lot less than iron, and it's worth quite a bit more than just 150 iron, especially with how quickly iron drops.
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User avatar #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Are you perhaps trading you slendermon scroll?
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Thank you so much... I owe you one
#22 - jonnydeepoints (02/18/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUE
User avatar #23 to #22 - uhidk ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
might as well end it all.
User avatar #17 - sexymossantamby (02/18/2013) [-]
hey selling ur demonic watchamecallit.......i cant spell it :P
User avatar #19 to #17 - uhidk ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
what are you willing to give for it?
User avatar #20 to #19 - sexymossantamby (02/18/2013) [-]
no idea, anything in peticular ur after?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sexymossantamby (02/18/2013) [-]
the trade is gd, I just dont sell uniques, thanks anyway man
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