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i wanna be bigger than jesus and bigger than wrestling - bigger than the beatles and bigger than breast implants - i'm gonna be the biggest thing to hit these little kids - bigger than guns and bigger than cigarettes.

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#166 - it's called pressing charges, ******* . i… 05/02/2014 on (untitled) -2
#87 - yep. they're fine and you're in jail. totally worth i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) -3
User avatar #89 - mkgt (05/02/2014) [-]
But I've sent a message. If you're going to be a hateful bigot, you're gonna get laid out. Besides, since when has punching someone in the face gotten someone jail time? I've done it twice before, and I'm still a free man.
User avatar #166 - uhidk (05/02/2014) [-]
it's called pressing charges, dipshit.

if you punch someone and they want your ass arrested they'll have it arrested.
#54 - i thought about doing it once. 05/01/2014 on just quagmire 0
#63 - lol getting mad over any race joke is stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on racist 0
#66 - intradasting (04/30/2014) [-]
it really is, they are the best
#907558 - alright cool. i don't like the series either, just RE4. … 04/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#907533 - should i get the resident evil 4 HD edition for PS3? …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #907552 - desacabose (04/30/2014) [-]
HELL YEAH NIGGA
User avatar #907539 - dragx (04/30/2014) [-]
These questions will almost never conclude with a valuable answer.
My answer is no, why?
Cause I don't like the series.
That won't make a difference on how you feel about the game though.
User avatar #907558 - uhidk (04/30/2014) [-]
alright cool. i don't like the series either, just RE4.

i'm gonna get it though.
#128 - Katakuna Tekarukiari yeah alright 04/30/2014 on like a post apocalyptic ninja 0
#111 - get the **** out.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Boney M. !!!! 0
#122 - vanhoutte (04/29/2014) [-]
#22 - >good sir yeah, right, HE'S the faggot. sure.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Dual Gender Butterfly -3
#105 - alexas (04/30/2014) [-]
"I know you are, but what am I?". Are you in kindergarten or what?
#74 - because deviantart. 04/29/2014 on All Grown Up Comp (Part One) +31
#110 - **uhidk rolled image ** 04/28/2014 on Base 0
#33 - Picture 04/24/2014 on She knows whats going on +11
#192 - nope. 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -3
#166 - i certainly will. 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -1
#160 - uneducated? no. i just like to hate.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -1
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
#153 - no, actually. both are fine. i'm actually listening …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -1
User avatar #157 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
So you're not a complete prude then, just an uneducated human being that thinks something he dislikes should instantly be listed and grouped as "scum of the earth" o:
User avatar #160 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
uneducated? no.

i just like to hate.
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
#151 - okay, i lied. i'm not okay with it anywhere. you …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -2
User avatar #152 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Cool! I love being a sub-human freak! I bet you hate body mods and metal music too.
User avatar #153 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
no, actually. both are fine.

i'm actually listening to "metal music" right now.
User avatar #157 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
So you're not a complete prude then, just an uneducated human being that thinks something he dislikes should instantly be listed and grouped as "scum of the earth" o:
User avatar #160 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
uneducated? no.

i just like to hate.
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
#147 - i think it's disgusting, but as long as it's behind closed doo…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -1
User avatar #149 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you've been losing your shit on these commenters then!

You'd be crazy to think that people who actually practice this kind of lifestyle do it anywhere besides in their own homes or places where it's acceptable (they have clubs for this kind of shit too). No one is going to fuck with your precious freedoms.
User avatar #151 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
okay, i lied.
i'm not okay with it anywhere.

you weren't being a cunt, so i didn't want to insult you by saying that you and everyone else into BDSM is a sub-human freak.

but whatever, you are.
User avatar #152 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Cool! I love being a sub-human freak! I bet you hate body mods and metal music too.
User avatar #153 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
no, actually. both are fine.

i'm actually listening to "metal music" right now.
User avatar #157 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
So you're not a complete prude then, just an uneducated human being that thinks something he dislikes should instantly be listed and grouped as "scum of the earth" o:
User avatar #160 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
uneducated? no.

i just like to hate.
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
#143 - because people can't have legit negative thoughts and opinions.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -2
#145 - theoverwhelming (04/21/2014) [-]
Your comments and opinions are said in a way that a racist would talk to a black man
While valid opinions and comments, unnecessarily aggressive and demeaning
like i said, it's cute
#169 - tsukaza (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't understand.
I don't agree with him but I don't understand how he was trying to get negative thumbs and that wasn't an opinion.
I know people who think the same way... They can't get negative thumbs off of the internet.
#224 - theoverwhelming (04/22/2014) [-]
It's that or he's an absolutely horrible human being that wants attention for his unusual opinion (hence posting it here)
I can only assume it's true because he stopped talking to me

As for those people in 'real life', generally they're dumb and don't know anything
At least from my experience
#226 - tsukaza (04/22/2014) [-]
Blindly calling MANY people dumb isn't the best thing to do.
People just look down on those who fantasise about getting raped where as there are actual women who don't want to be raped yet still get raped every day.
#234 - theoverwhelming (04/26/2014) [-]
As others have said, one cant control ones fetishes
Some people get off to being dominated, of course they don't want to actually be raped as I'm sure that'd cause a huge problem mentally (is it even rape? did she want it?). And if they did I'm sure they're already mentally unstable.
My girlfriend and I 'roleplay' that kind of stuff all the time, perhaps not to the extreme of straight-up emulated rape (she isn't into that that much, yet). We are careful and have safewords / signals since we enjoy that kind of stuff and 'roleplay' it often

Sorry, but I will blindly call many people dumb. Being racist is dumb.
Still, in my opinion, those people you know are quite dumb to believe something like that. I imagine they are probably very close minded when it comes to sexual activities as well. It's like when people say they wont ever give cunnilingus because it's "gross"

Many people get raped every day, and die, and get hurt, and get in car accidents
I can't give a fuck if someone gets raped that I don't know. Just like how I don't give a fuck if someone I don't know dies. And no one should since if we did, we would be sad all the time. Sad truth
It's like when a group of friends have someone say "I'm gonna kill you!" and then some stranger getting pissy because "i knew someone who was killed"


Oh, sorry for (very) late post, haven't been on in a few days
#236 - tsukaza (04/26/2014) [-]
Also, It's fine. I haven't been on for the last tree to four says myself either.
#235 - tsukaza (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, like I said. I don't agree with this person who we are talking about and you replied to. My girlfriend is into this control thing as well. I'm just saying there ARE people who think like that.
Chances are if they go out LOOKING to get raped then it's consensual. Rape is rape because it's not consensual
#141 - for what ******* reason would i be trying to get …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -4
#142 - theoverwhelming (04/21/2014) [-]
you must be new here
Your comment was clearly negative and meant to make people angry
and so has your attitude been
everyones looking down on you more than anything and it's cute
User avatar #143 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
because people can't have legit negative thoughts and opinions.
#145 - theoverwhelming (04/21/2014) [-]
Your comments and opinions are said in a way that a racist would talk to a black man
While valid opinions and comments, unnecessarily aggressive and demeaning
like i said, it's cute
#169 - tsukaza (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't understand.
I don't agree with him but I don't understand how he was trying to get negative thumbs and that wasn't an opinion.
I know people who think the same way... They can't get negative thumbs off of the internet.
#224 - theoverwhelming (04/22/2014) [-]
It's that or he's an absolutely horrible human being that wants attention for his unusual opinion (hence posting it here)
I can only assume it's true because he stopped talking to me

As for those people in 'real life', generally they're dumb and don't know anything
At least from my experience
#226 - tsukaza (04/22/2014) [-]
Blindly calling MANY people dumb isn't the best thing to do.
People just look down on those who fantasise about getting raped where as there are actual women who don't want to be raped yet still get raped every day.
#234 - theoverwhelming (04/26/2014) [-]
As others have said, one cant control ones fetishes
Some people get off to being dominated, of course they don't want to actually be raped as I'm sure that'd cause a huge problem mentally (is it even rape? did she want it?). And if they did I'm sure they're already mentally unstable.
My girlfriend and I 'roleplay' that kind of stuff all the time, perhaps not to the extreme of straight-up emulated rape (she isn't into that that much, yet). We are careful and have safewords / signals since we enjoy that kind of stuff and 'roleplay' it often

Sorry, but I will blindly call many people dumb. Being racist is dumb.
Still, in my opinion, those people you know are quite dumb to believe something like that. I imagine they are probably very close minded when it comes to sexual activities as well. It's like when people say they wont ever give cunnilingus because it's "gross"

Many people get raped every day, and die, and get hurt, and get in car accidents
I can't give a fuck if someone gets raped that I don't know. Just like how I don't give a fuck if someone I don't know dies. And no one should since if we did, we would be sad all the time. Sad truth
It's like when a group of friends have someone say "I'm gonna kill you!" and then some stranger getting pissy because "i knew someone who was killed"


Oh, sorry for (very) late post, haven't been on in a few days
#236 - tsukaza (04/26/2014) [-]
Also, It's fine. I haven't been on for the last tree to four says myself either.
#235 - tsukaza (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, like I said. I don't agree with this person who we are talking about and you replied to. My girlfriend is into this control thing as well. I'm just saying there ARE people who think like that.
Chances are if they go out LOOKING to get raped then it's consensual. Rape is rape because it's not consensual
#139 - i can tolerate it if it's between two people that love each ot…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -3
User avatar #144 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm letting you know right now that I'm speaking from a perspective of someone who actually is heavily into bdsm. REAL fetishists, the kinds that practice it regularly and not just the one-time experimenters, they're safe with it, not pressuring, and really honest with their partners about boundaries.

If a girl has a rape fantasy, and she and her boyfriend are in a bdsm relationship, he should have no fear in being completely honest that he could never do it. It's all about comfort zones. They don't lie when they say that bondage is truly a culture unto its own, because there are so many lifestyle changes that happen once those elements are added to a sex life.
User avatar #147 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i think it's disgusting, but as long as it's behind closed doors, i'll keep my distance.
User avatar #149 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you've been losing your shit on these commenters then!

You'd be crazy to think that people who actually practice this kind of lifestyle do it anywhere besides in their own homes or places where it's acceptable (they have clubs for this kind of shit too). No one is going to fuck with your precious freedoms.
User avatar #151 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
okay, i lied.
i'm not okay with it anywhere.

you weren't being a cunt, so i didn't want to insult you by saying that you and everyone else into BDSM is a sub-human freak.

but whatever, you are.
User avatar #152 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Cool! I love being a sub-human freak! I bet you hate body mods and metal music too.
User avatar #153 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
no, actually. both are fine.

i'm actually listening to "metal music" right now.
User avatar #157 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
So you're not a complete prude then, just an uneducated human being that thinks something he dislikes should instantly be listed and grouped as "scum of the earth" o:
User avatar #160 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
uneducated? no.

i just like to hate.
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
#133 - if i were talking **** about dudes that fantasize…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -6
User avatar #136 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Girls who fantasize about rape are weird. Guys who fantasize about rape are weird.

They're both weird.

Honestly though, I think I'd only hate someone for their fantasies if it were more than just a fantasy and they went out of their way to rape people. If it's purely consensual and in a safe environment (using safewords when it gets too intense or dangerous like proper bdsm should be) who am I to judge what goes on behind closed doors?
User avatar #139 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i can tolerate it if it's between two people that love each other and would only do it with each other.

bring that shit out in the open, though, and that's when i have a problem with it.

User avatar #144 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm letting you know right now that I'm speaking from a perspective of someone who actually is heavily into bdsm. REAL fetishists, the kinds that practice it regularly and not just the one-time experimenters, they're safe with it, not pressuring, and really honest with their partners about boundaries.

If a girl has a rape fantasy, and she and her boyfriend are in a bdsm relationship, he should have no fear in being completely honest that he could never do it. It's all about comfort zones. They don't lie when they say that bondage is truly a culture unto its own, because there are so many lifestyle changes that happen once those elements are added to a sex life.
User avatar #147 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i think it's disgusting, but as long as it's behind closed doors, i'll keep my distance.
User avatar #149 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you've been losing your shit on these commenters then!

You'd be crazy to think that people who actually practice this kind of lifestyle do it anywhere besides in their own homes or places where it's acceptable (they have clubs for this kind of shit too). No one is going to fuck with your precious freedoms.
User avatar #151 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
okay, i lied.
i'm not okay with it anywhere.

you weren't being a cunt, so i didn't want to insult you by saying that you and everyone else into BDSM is a sub-human freak.

but whatever, you are.
User avatar #152 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Cool! I love being a sub-human freak! I bet you hate body mods and metal music too.
User avatar #153 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
no, actually. both are fine.

i'm actually listening to "metal music" right now.
User avatar #157 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
So you're not a complete prude then, just an uneducated human being that thinks something he dislikes should instantly be listed and grouped as "scum of the earth" o:
User avatar #160 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
uneducated? no.

i just like to hate.
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
#128 - they just wanna save face and appear to be the "good guys…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -4
User avatar #130 - tfwigetbanned (04/21/2014) [-]
the type of guys that would carry all the woman's stuff, act like a gentleman and then whine that he has been friendzoned.
besides most women with these fetishes have daddy issues, cut themselves, are way way too clingy/obsessed.
User avatar #133 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
if i were talking shit about dudes that fantasized about raping women they'd all agree with me.

oh, but god no, don't insult women for ANY reason. they are perfect, innocent little things that can do no wrong whatsoever.
User avatar #136 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Girls who fantasize about rape are weird. Guys who fantasize about rape are weird.

They're both weird.

Honestly though, I think I'd only hate someone for their fantasies if it were more than just a fantasy and they went out of their way to rape people. If it's purely consensual and in a safe environment (using safewords when it gets too intense or dangerous like proper bdsm should be) who am I to judge what goes on behind closed doors?
User avatar #139 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i can tolerate it if it's between two people that love each other and would only do it with each other.

bring that shit out in the open, though, and that's when i have a problem with it.

User avatar #144 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm letting you know right now that I'm speaking from a perspective of someone who actually is heavily into bdsm. REAL fetishists, the kinds that practice it regularly and not just the one-time experimenters, they're safe with it, not pressuring, and really honest with their partners about boundaries.

If a girl has a rape fantasy, and she and her boyfriend are in a bdsm relationship, he should have no fear in being completely honest that he could never do it. It's all about comfort zones. They don't lie when they say that bondage is truly a culture unto its own, because there are so many lifestyle changes that happen once those elements are added to a sex life.
User avatar #147 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i think it's disgusting, but as long as it's behind closed doors, i'll keep my distance.
User avatar #149 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you've been losing your shit on these commenters then!

You'd be crazy to think that people who actually practice this kind of lifestyle do it anywhere besides in their own homes or places where it's acceptable (they have clubs for this kind of shit too). No one is going to fuck with your precious freedoms.
User avatar #151 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
okay, i lied.
i'm not okay with it anywhere.

you weren't being a cunt, so i didn't want to insult you by saying that you and everyone else into BDSM is a sub-human freak.

but whatever, you are.
User avatar #152 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
Cool! I love being a sub-human freak! I bet you hate body mods and metal music too.
User avatar #153 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
no, actually. both are fine.

i'm actually listening to "metal music" right now.
User avatar #157 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
So you're not a complete prude then, just an uneducated human being that thinks something he dislikes should instantly be listed and grouped as "scum of the earth" o:
User avatar #160 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
uneducated? no.

i just like to hate.
#163 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #166 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
i certainly will.
User avatar #132 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
As a female, I can attest to the fact that 90% of rape fetishists come from some pretty fucked up backgrounds and usually aren't all there.
#170 - tsukaza (04/21/2014) [-]
How can you attest to that? You seem sure of yourself
User avatar #190 - anonmuncher (04/21/2014) [-]
I am quite sure of myself, as I am not all there.
User avatar #135 - tfwigetbanned (04/21/2014) [-]
know that feel
#127 - oh, man. you wouldn't last a single ******* day i… 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -10
#122 - that's easy to say, isn't it?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Here's a confession of mine -8
User avatar #123 - anonymoose (04/21/2014) [-]
Yes it is. A majority of people don't murder. Statistically I'm safe in saying you fall in that bracket.
User avatar #127 - uhidk (04/21/2014) [-]
oh, man. you wouldn't last a single fucking day in the real world.

murder exists and this planet is RIFE with it.
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User avatar #119 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, you seem like you have some issues, were you beaten as a kid? whats your story man, if you need to talk you can message me if it will help you get rid of all your pent up anger
User avatar #120 to #119 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
i despise religion and anyone stupid and weak enough to devote themselves to it.
User avatar #121 to #120 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
were you molested by a priest?

was a religion used to discipline you?

Or is your euphoria out of control and you need to set your fedora down?
User avatar #122 to #121 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
or maybe i just despise weakness, cowardice and stupidity

or maybe i don't need a book or a magic man in the sky to tell me how to live my life

or maybe i'm not a child that believes every story book or fairy tale he reads
User avatar #123 to #122 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you hate your self?

Your condescending attitude must be a cover up for your self hatred.

Did your father show you no love? Did you come home with a scrape on your knee and your dad just told you to man the **** up? Why are you so ****** up? What happened in your life man, because it wasn't "enlightenment" it wasn't a "realization" it was something bad. Probably abuse.
User avatar #124 to #123 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
just keep pulling **** out of your ass. i'm sure it's nice and deep with plenty of room, isn't it? that priest sure did a number on your little boy asshole, didn't he?

is that why you feel the need to defend religion? so you can think back to the times it made you feel so good deep down inside of you? i bet you felt like such a good little christian when he wiped his cum off your smiling face and patted you on the head?
User avatar #125 to #124 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm not defending religion, i'm opposing your obnoxious ass. Whats your problem man? Don't be afraid to open up.
User avatar #126 to #125 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
you would know a lot about opening up, wouldn't you?

and i bet you gave a lot more than confessions in that box, didn't you?
User avatar #127 to #126 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh man, you sure did get me good :^)

I guess immaturity is the explanation for your childish actions and opinions.
User avatar #128 to #127 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
oh, wow, the hypocrisy...

i'm done with you
User avatar #103 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
hi :3
User avatar #104 to #103 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
well hey there, guy.
#106 to #104 - sonicsyndicate has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #105 to #104 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
metal and anime? i like you :3
User avatar #107 to #105 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
um...say that again?
User avatar #108 to #107 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
the one i deleted? o-o
User avatar #109 to #108 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
not quite sure what you were trying to say.
User avatar #111 to #109 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
do you like necro?
User avatar #112 to #111 - uhidk (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah, actually.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
oh... by i like you i just meant youre awesome metallica for the win
User avatar #75 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Aww, is someone butthurt?
Did your boyfriend break up with you?
Or are you sad because metal fans are the master race?
User avatar #76 to #75 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
lolno

i can't stand ****** , generic metal
5FDP, disturbed, slayer...are you 13?
User avatar #77 to #76 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
No. I'm 17.
Maybe you should listen to ALL of my music, before you judge me.
Acirema for an example...I'm pretty sure you have heard of them.
User avatar #78 to #77 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
i'll listen to music that isn't **** .

and i'm sure that's just some br00tal deathcore band, right?
#79 to #78 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Alright, get back to me when you know something.
Let me start you off with something...March of Doom - Iron Savior.
Acirema is deathcore...Iron Savior is not.
If you're feeling religious Shadows - Red...Though they don't SOUND religious.
Get on my level.
You're probably one of those retarded pop fans.
User avatar #80 to #79 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
deathcore, power metal, sappy religious ******** ...all garbage.
User avatar #81 to #80 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Get back when you know some real music, faggot.
Sad thing is, you have no information backing you up.
And saying "It's garbage" is not a legit reason.
User avatar #82 to #81 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
it's garbage.
User avatar #83 to #82 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, pop is for pussies buddy.
User avatar #84 to #83 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
go listen to some real metal instead of this generic, unoriginal garbage.
User avatar #85 to #84 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I already do.
You're the one not knowing the bands that I am listing off.
User avatar #86 to #85 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
Windhand, Cough, Belzebong, Bongzilla, Weedeater, Electric Wizard, Acid King, Sleep, Om, Witch Mountain, Goatsnake, Ramesses, Church of Misery, Iron Monkey, Eyehategod, Noothgrush, Acid Bath...

heard of any of these?
#113 to #86 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Not only do you think with your emotions, you listen to ****** metal. Listen to some real bands, will you, Anaal Nathrakh, Mayhem, Shining, Gojira, Cannibal Corpse, Kreator, Megadeth, Gorgoroth, Burzum... You ******* suck. I hope you die unles you are trolling
User avatar #114 to #113 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
i like anaal nathrakh, mayhem, CC, gorgoroth and burzum.

the rest suck ass.
#115 to #114 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow, you're one of those "muh opinions r facts" too wow
User avatar #116 to #115 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
lolno.

also nice overuse of "wow"
#117 to #116 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
lolyes.

Also, nice overuse of "muh feelings"
User avatar #118 to #117 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
lolwat
User avatar #87 to #86 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
HA! RAMSES!!
How cute bro.
Just because you've heard "Du hast" 100+ times, doesn't mean you know good music.
Most of those bands are Alternative.
User avatar #89 to #87 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
also you're thinking of RAMMSTEIN, you ******* tard.
User avatar #93 to #89 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
They're European right?
They're the same to me.
Just how you think 5FDP is not original.
1.) They make a crap ton of money by what they do.
2.) They've done 4 remixes...Otherwise it's all of their own music. That's pretty orginal to today's standards.
#88 to #87 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
different band, guy. none of those are alternative.
User avatar #90 to #88 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
So then what are they again?
User avatar #91 to #90 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
mostly doom/sludge.
User avatar #92 to #91 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I was talking about all them.
Let's begin.
First off windhand sounds a bit dirtier than Black Sabbath...You're looking for originality huh?
Cough you say? Might as well get Syrup too.
Next four bands are obvious Ozzy and Dio fans
Most of those bands are rock/alternative.
Trust me, I know my stuff.
User avatar #94 to #92 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
sounding like black sabbath is fine...seeing as they're my favorite band.

they're all ozzy (and probably dio too) fans

and no, you don't know **** , NONE of those bands are rock/alternative.
User avatar #95 to #94 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Black Sabbath = Rock/Metal
Same with these bands.
Have you heard of Seether?
Those guys are even HEAVIER than the other ones you listed.
Look up the definiton of Alternative, and you'll know I'm right.
But you just proved my point...They're not original.
"Sounding like Black Sabbath is fine."
Double standards right there.
User avatar #101 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
holy **** , dude...you're insane.
User avatar #102 to #101 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or because you don't know **** about music.
User avatar #98 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
or maybe it's because you literally have NO clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #100 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Plus that was an unecessary "literally" that you put into that sentence.
User avatar #99 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Do you know what alternative means?
The real definition is "one of two or more available possibilities."
Those bands could be labled as rock or metal.
Those are two possibilities, of which they could either be classified as rock or metal.
What do you know? We have the exact definition of alternative.
Again. suck on these nuts.
User avatar #96 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
lol we're done.

you don't know anything.
User avatar #97 to #96 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or becuase I pointed out that they're NOt original.
Suck on these nuts.
User avatar #73 - zerith (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, okay. And you're welcome.
#50 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
suck my dragons anus o.o
suck my dragons anus o.o
User avatar #51 to #50 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
well...she is cute.

okay, i will.
User avatar #53 to #52 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
how old is she hm? ;))
User avatar #54 to #53 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
shes and adubut technically was hatched 40 min agoish?
User avatar #55 to #54 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
perfect...

...YOU'RE A ******* TERRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
o.o you whore
User avatar #57 to #56 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
i'm not a whore. you're the one whoring your daughter out to a ******* pedophile.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
im trying to turn her into a wise beautiful dragon!
User avatar #59 to #58 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
she's already wise and beautiful. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT HER THE WAY SHE IS.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
SHE NEEDS A COLLEGE DEGREE
and without those souls they wont let her in
User avatar #61 to #60 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
she doesn't need approval from ANYONE! she's PERFECT the way she is!
User avatar #62 to #61 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
no...i cant have her whoring for her babies food like me
i gatta end the cycle
User avatar #63 to #62 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
i...don't even want to think of that...
i'll help you take care of her! just...
just give her to me...and she'll be fine...i promise.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
rly? you'll take good car of........HOLD ON U DIRTY PEDO!
User avatar #65 to #64 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
NO! it's not like that...i...i don't want her to end up on the street!
please, think of her! give her to me...and she'll be safe...and i won't touch her...her beautiful little body...
User avatar #66 to #65 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
i can see your profile pic
your the infamous dragon peddler/pimp Estavez von uhidkberg!
User avatar #67 to #66 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
nonsense! i love and care for all the sexy little underage dragonesses!
User avatar #68 to #67 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
im reporting u to LAde and the item board athorities!
User avatar #69 to #68 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
why would you do such a thing!
User avatar #70 to #69 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
i need a better world for my babies!
User avatar #49 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #48 - irwincardozo (03/08/2013) [-]
so i see youre a pussy doe fan
User avatar #47 - dazzl (03/04/2013) [-]
Woah! Thanks for the generous gift mate!
If there's anything you need just say it and I'll see what I can do :)
User avatar #44 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
selling ur orange cocktails ad pony blood shots? AND Y THE HELL ISNT THAT INSANITY EGG HATCHED
User avatar #45 to #44 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
i would, but i need them for my greed dragon.

and i'll hatch it whenever.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
ok thats fine :)
and it burns my souls seeing it there lol
User avatar #40 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
just give me the egg GIVE IT TO ME

trade it for some item or items i have
User avatar #41 to #40 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
let me think.

no.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
you'll never succeed
User avatar #43 to #42 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
i will
User avatar #39 - endlesslulz (03/02/2013) [-]
Can you make an offer in gems?
User avatar #33 to #32 - uhidk (02/28/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #31 - cleverguy (02/25/2013) [-]
you cant have all of them lol
User avatar #30 - endlesslulz (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey man... want to exchange pony parts? 1:1 ratio
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User avatar #27 - whtkid (02/21/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, but that drops a heck of a lot less than iron, and it's worth quite a bit more than just 150 iron, especially with how quickly iron drops.
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User avatar #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Are you perhaps trading you slendermon scroll?
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Thank you so much... I owe you one
#22 - jonnydeepoints (02/18/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUE
User avatar #23 to #22 - uhidk (02/18/2013) [-]
might as well end it all.
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