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#1 - Comment deleted 09/14/2014 on braincell gained 0
#6 - Its back up 08/17/2014 on Fun while it lasted 0
#12 - True. 08/17/2014 on A girls first time having sex +1
#10 - Sorry about you getting a negative response from whoever I fee…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on A girls first time having sex +1
User avatar #11 - TardytheTurtle (08/17/2014) [-]
it's nothing to cry about, believe me, I've got worse things going on in my life than someone I've never met not having the same opinion as me
User avatar #12 - ubertaco (08/17/2014) [-]
True.
#7 - *cum  [+] (4 new replies) 08/17/2014 on A girls first time having sex +1
User avatar #9 - TardytheTurtle (08/17/2014) [-]
I understood what you meant, you be fine
User avatar #10 - ubertaco (08/17/2014) [-]
Sorry about you getting a negative response from whoever I feel like youve got the right idea.
User avatar #11 - TardytheTurtle (08/17/2014) [-]
it's nothing to cry about, believe me, I've got worse things going on in my life than someone I've never met not having the same opinion as me
User avatar #12 - ubertaco (08/17/2014) [-]
True.
#6 - Same here. This is just a happening,when me and my gf of 3 yea…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2014 on A girls first time having sex +1
User avatar #8 - TardytheTurtle (08/17/2014) [-]
hey, I understand, I was with my girlfriend for a year and a half and she dumped me 2 weeks before I went off to bootcamp, the store was nice enough to take the ring back
User avatar #7 - ubertaco (08/17/2014) [-]
*cum
User avatar #9 - TardytheTurtle (08/17/2014) [-]
I understood what you meant, you be fine
User avatar #10 - ubertaco (08/17/2014) [-]
Sorry about you getting a negative response from whoever I feel like youve got the right idea.
User avatar #11 - TardytheTurtle (08/17/2014) [-]
it's nothing to cry about, believe me, I've got worse things going on in my life than someone I've never met not having the same opinion as me
User avatar #12 - ubertaco (08/17/2014) [-]
True.
#26 - Ooohhhh okay,thanks for being so informative,we had to build m… 07/28/2014 on Khajiit Is Free! +1
#24 - And I'm not an expert on them,my freind had one and I fell in … 07/28/2014 on Khajiit Is Free! 0
#23 - Man I wish I still had pictures. I got my serval for only 4,5…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Khajiit Is Free! 0
#25 - Dember (07/28/2014) [-]
Pure Servals are less expensive than F1 and F2 Savannahs, simply because it's easier to breed servals together than to get a Serval to mate with a house cat.

There is also the problem that any male Savannah cats from F1 to F4 are born sterile, which further hinders the breeding process.

It seems you paid a pretty average amount for your Serval. I also know someone with a pure African Serval who is working on breeding F1s, but hasn't managed it yet.

Note the larger ears and (though you can't see it in this picture) she also has a shorter tail than you would find in a Savannah cat.
Her name is Aria.
User avatar #26 - ubertaco (07/28/2014) [-]
Ooohhhh okay,thanks for being so informative,we had to build my serval his own area because he started fucking shit up in general ,and I still love him hes just really aggressive,on the other hand my caracal sleeps at the foot of my bed and gets along with the dog (great pyranese) my servals name is dave,the caracal is mohammed,and the pyranese is duke.
#12 - Servals are dick heads coming from someone who has owned one t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Khajiit Is Free! +1
#22 - Dember (07/28/2014) [-]
This is a Savannah Cat, not a pure Serval.
Looks like an F1 or F2 with a significant amount of Serval, but definitely not pure - they tend to cost upwards of $25,000 and are much more difficult to produce than pure Servals.

From my research, even an F1 acts nothing like a pure serval; they're just large and highly energetic. Most bengals have a more unpleasantly "wild" attitude.

This is my F5 marbled Savannah kitten, Jinx.
User avatar #24 - ubertaco (07/28/2014) [-]
And I'm not an expert on them,my freind had one and I fell in love with mid sized cats.
User avatar #23 - ubertaco (07/28/2014) [-]
Man I wish I still had pictures. I got my serval for only 4,500$ and my caracal was 7,500$ ive personally never heard of savannah cats being anything over 8,500$. Theres a guy that lives near Manor,TX that only sells locally and breeds all 3. (My camera was lost in the san marcos river and I didnt have copies)
#25 - Dember (07/28/2014) [-]
Pure Servals are less expensive than F1 and F2 Savannahs, simply because it's easier to breed servals together than to get a Serval to mate with a house cat.

There is also the problem that any male Savannah cats from F1 to F4 are born sterile, which further hinders the breeding process.

It seems you paid a pretty average amount for your Serval. I also know someone with a pure African Serval who is working on breeding F1s, but hasn't managed it yet.

Note the larger ears and (though you can't see it in this picture) she also has a shorter tail than you would find in a Savannah cat.
Her name is Aria.
User avatar #26 - ubertaco (07/28/2014) [-]
Ooohhhh okay,thanks for being so informative,we had to build my serval his own area because he started fucking shit up in general ,and I still love him hes just really aggressive,on the other hand my caracal sleeps at the foot of my bed and gets along with the dog (great pyranese) my servals name is dave,the caracal is mohammed,and the pyranese is duke.

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ahh the sweeeeettttt aroma of thc
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