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ubertaco

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:austin tx
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#12 - We have a working relationship with rangers and local law enfo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Me when I'm homeless +6
#13 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm way ahead of you. I've been sucking on that for a while now.
#5 - West Austin, and I got myself into UT for metallurgical engine…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Me when I'm homeless +2
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
Im gonna report the location you described to the local police deparment. Fucking hobo.
User avatar #12 - ubertaco (05/21/2015) [-]
We have a working relationship with rangers and local law enforcement your threats are nothing new now go back to sucking your moms pseudo penis
#13 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm way ahead of you. I've been sucking on that for a while now.
#7 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
And you still have internet....
User avatar #6 - mumblesthepyro (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow, that's cool. I'm currently 16 and a Junior in Highschool. I actually am planning (or atleast like) to go to UT Austin. Well, I hope things work out for you man. I don't know if you do but if you ever need anybody to talk to, i'm all ears.
#8 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#3 - My mom tried to start charging me rent before I was legally ab…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Me when I'm homeless +17
#11 - noburt (05/21/2015) [-]
Dang man, that sucks a lot. I hope things are doing better, or will be soon.
User avatar #4 - mumblesthepyro (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow,sorry to hear that man. What part of Texas exactly, I am from Texas too.
User avatar #5 - ubertaco (05/21/2015) [-]
West Austin, and I got myself into UT for metallurgical engineering and I have a lab glassblowers title but can't get a job I turn 19 next year (my account birthday was put in at random) and all I want is to be able to be confident that I can wake up and my clothes will be dry and there's not ants in all our food I miss being comfortable. Sorry got lost typing for a moment in in west Austin near barton creek mall were at the highest elevation possible without having to walk more than a mile to get out of the park
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
Im gonna report the location you described to the local police deparment. Fucking hobo.
User avatar #12 - ubertaco (05/21/2015) [-]
We have a working relationship with rangers and local law enforcement your threats are nothing new now go back to sucking your moms pseudo penis
#13 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm way ahead of you. I've been sucking on that for a while now.
#7 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
And you still have internet....
User avatar #6 - mumblesthepyro (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow, that's cool. I'm currently 16 and a Junior in Highschool. I actually am planning (or atleast like) to go to UT Austin. Well, I hope things work out for you man. I don't know if you do but if you ever need anybody to talk to, i'm all ears.
#8 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#1 - This kinda hit hard I'm actually homeless at the moment and do…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Me when I'm homeless +2
User avatar #10 - krobeles (05/21/2015) [-]
A hobo with internet? How neat...
Not buying this story, and even if I was to believe you, you're a fucking idiot who spends his money/time getting internet acess instead of more useful shit.
User avatar #24 - nurucio (05/21/2015) [-]
There is a magical thing called
A library with computer's with internet access
Most library cards are free as well.
User avatar #23 - dawggz (05/21/2015) [-]
You are a fucking moron, this guy actually posted on FJ asking kindly for some help at one point.
#22 - alfonshister (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh boy, because everyone on the internet is a liar as soon as i have doubts.

#14 - rainwaterenema (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh, yes. Because nowhere in the entire city of Austin has free wifi, right? Get better acquainted with the real world before you start sharing your expertise on it.
User avatar #15 - krobeles (05/21/2015) [-]
I think a hobo should have better things to do than go looking for wifi and then surf FJ.
Thats the expertise right there.
User avatar #21 - minorian (05/21/2015) [-]
I was homeless once, and I tell you, you have nothing but time to kill. I went to public libraries and surfed FJ most of the day too
#16 - rainwaterenema (05/21/2015) [-]
He is in school. Wifi is important for that. Most jobs have online-only applications nowadays. Wifi is also important for that. And the guy should be able to allow himself some enjoyment in life. I can guarantee that everyone on this site has much better things to do than browse FJ at all times, but do they do those things all the time? No, because they still need to enjoy themselves.

I'm just saying that you should get off your high horse before you start judging people.
User avatar #17 - krobeles (05/21/2015) [-]
How the fuck does a hobo go to school? Again, not buying this story.
Too many fucked up inconsistencies.
#18 - rainwaterenema (05/21/2015) [-]
Scholarships, grants, financial aid. Plenty of college students are homeless. Plenty of professors are homeless, too.
User avatar #19 - krobeles (05/21/2015) [-]
That sounds dystopian and fucked up.
Is it really like that in America? Because if a Dane said something simmilar to me, I'de know for a fact he was lying.
#20 - rainwaterenema (05/21/2015) [-]
Yep. Some professors actually starve to death because they can't afford food.
User avatar #2 - mumblesthepyro (05/21/2015) [-]
i hope you don't find this too personal or something but how did you come to be homeless?

inb4 "i lost my home" or some other "clever" remark
User avatar #3 - ubertaco (05/21/2015) [-]
My mom tried to start charging me rent before I was legally able to get a job so I hit the streets at 14 and I was lucky enough to have a friends family take me in but their landlord sold the apartment complex and we were evicted so now us 3 are living in a tent illegally in a large state park in central Texas and before this family found me I spent about 3 years on the streets
#11 - noburt (05/21/2015) [-]
Dang man, that sucks a lot. I hope things are doing better, or will be soon.
User avatar #4 - mumblesthepyro (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow,sorry to hear that man. What part of Texas exactly, I am from Texas too.
User avatar #5 - ubertaco (05/21/2015) [-]
West Austin, and I got myself into UT for metallurgical engineering and I have a lab glassblowers title but can't get a job I turn 19 next year (my account birthday was put in at random) and all I want is to be able to be confident that I can wake up and my clothes will be dry and there's not ants in all our food I miss being comfortable. Sorry got lost typing for a moment in in west Austin near barton creek mall were at the highest elevation possible without having to walk more than a mile to get out of the park
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
Im gonna report the location you described to the local police deparment. Fucking hobo.
User avatar #12 - ubertaco (05/21/2015) [-]
We have a working relationship with rangers and local law enforcement your threats are nothing new now go back to sucking your moms pseudo penis
#13 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm way ahead of you. I've been sucking on that for a while now.
#7 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
And you still have internet....
User avatar #6 - mumblesthepyro (05/21/2015) [-]
Wow, that's cool. I'm currently 16 and a Junior in Highschool. I actually am planning (or atleast like) to go to UT Austin. Well, I hope things work out for you man. I don't know if you do but if you ever need anybody to talk to, i'm all ears.
#8 - Absolute Madman (05/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#6 - Who is this chick? (for research of course) 05/19/2015 on Storytime 0
#2 - Protect ya neck 04/23/2015 on advising classes are in... 0
#6 - Yeah I'm studying for metallurgical engineering even though my…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Dreams 0
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User avatar #10 - cackrel (04/22/2015) [-]
#5 - Tv series "Lost Girl" its a syfy original series I l…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Missing woman 0
User avatar #10 - kalima (04/19/2015) [-]
I only watched it for Kenzie
User avatar #6 - vashadan (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, I think i might check it out Totally not because of the boner
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#40 - I'm on the street as I type this,its raining and pretty chilly… 04/10/2015 on Two Sides to Every Story +1

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User avatar #10 - ubertaco ONLINE (06/03/2011) [-]
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what is this wizardry i know not of this peelz
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