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ubergoatman  

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#1 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
hello
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#2 to #1 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Howdy.
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#3 to #2 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
hi darling, how are you today
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#4 to #3 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Well my sleep schedule is shot to hell, and I just woke up from a 13 hour nap where I had the most amazing and vivid dream ever, and I woke up and cried because it wasn't true....

So you can say things have been better.
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#5 to #4 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry to hear that darling, what was the dream about if you dont mind sharing
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#6 to #5 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Society had collapsed, and a plague swept through mankind. I was immune, and I said my goodbyes to everyone I knew, grabbed some guns, got in my car, and just left. That's where the dream ended, but I had such a sense of freedom....

At least a week passed over the course of this dream, and it's all so vivid...
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#7 to #6 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry that the dream depressed you darling, have you tried doing something to take your mind off of it
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#8 to #7 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Like? It's the middle of the night here .-.

I've tried, but nothing is really helping me shake this feeling.
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#9 to #8 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
you could try listening to music darling, something slow and serine i would think like David Nevue's Solitude, or the moonlight sonata
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#10 to #9 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
I've been listening to Boards of Canada for a little while now. No change...
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#11 to #10 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
well then maybe you need to think about it darling, as stupid as it may sounds maybe what you need to do is stop trying to back away from it but dive deeper
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Trust me, I'm trying to. I just sort of feel melancholy and remorseful about it, I don't really know why... I don't know why it feels like a burden to me.
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#13 to #12 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
well then i dont know how i can help you darling, maybe you should try going back to sleep
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User avatar #14 to #13 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
I've tried that one too. I'm reading scary stories, and the paranoia is helping a little bit. It's pretty ironic. I feel better knowing that someone is trying to help though, so you really are helping.
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#15 to #14 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry i am unable to help darling, however it is late for me and i am due to wake up at a insane time tommorow morning so i will have to bid you a goodnight, i hope you are feeeling better tommorow darling
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User avatar #16 to #15 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Goodnight to you too, I'm sure I'll be awake at whatever time you have to wake up.

Maybe I'll look into some psycho-analytical stuff or something.
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#17 to #16 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
did you have any luck darling
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User avatar #18 to #17 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
A slight bit. I've decided to go camping for the next few days and let nature clear my mind.
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#19 to #18 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
alright darling, i hope you enjoy yourself
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User avatar #20 to #19 - ubergoatman (05/31/2013) [-]
My extended camping trip was very enjoyable, I even found a new cave to explore!
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#21 to #20 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
thats good darling
 
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