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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
Last Login:10/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#20017
Highest Content Rank:#4465
Highest Comment Rank:#2705
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#188 - Jesus H. **** this picture scares the bejebus out of me 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#9890 - you son of a bitch 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#9889 - I hate how much you're making me laugh right now. I d… 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9888 - but other than the whole incredibly awkward thing, I find you …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9939 - accalia (03/23/2014) [-]
You wanna do the sex on me?
User avatar #10063 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I would do the sex on you for eons.
User avatar #10162 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#10163 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes. I shall bask in your gratitude.
User avatar #10167 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Umm... that's taking it a little too far dude
User avatar #10168 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Those were attempts at humor.
User avatar #10169 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
^_^ I am glad then because I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable,
User avatar #10235 - ubergoatman (03/25/2014) [-]
I have an unfortunate tendency to do that to people.
User avatar #10285 - accalia (03/26/2014) [-]
Its all good as long as it was a joke ^_^
#8234015 - How about no you bloody wanker? 03/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#6 - Oh, stop it you  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#9 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #189 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
You just remember who was the first thumb....
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#1 - I shall thumb based entirely on the amount of awkward effort …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2014 on (Oh See) +15
User avatar #2 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
I love you new senpai.
#6 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, stop it you
#9 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #189 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
You just remember who was the first thumb....
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#9034 - WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9030 - ...What...what even is that? 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9028 - IT'S NOT A UNI BROW IT'S AN AWKWARD SHADOW I SWEAR 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9006 - This is no longer about you. This is about myself and rakuraim… 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#35 - I'm trying really hard to maintain enough self control not to …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Gone with the wind +1
User avatar #39 - skullball (03/22/2014) [-]
i clicked it and was disappointed
#9000 - just kidding it was awful 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#8999 - If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
#8994 - ...You seem to be taking it much more positively...... Or shou…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #8997 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
;p
User avatar #8999 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can go fuck yourself with a rake.
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
#3 - I bet he didn't grunt like a wild boar in labor while doing it either. 03/22/2014 on First i am hearing of this +374
#8990 - I'm quite sure by the look on your wife's face that there is o…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #8992 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
One's also in mine.....
User avatar #8994 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
...You seem to be taking it much more positively...... Or should I say, prostately.....
User avatar #8997 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
;p
User avatar #8999 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can go fuck yourself with a rake.
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
User avatar #8993 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
actually like five or more
#8986 - DIGLETT DIGLETT DIGLET DIGLETT DIGLETT DIGLET DIGLETT DIGLETT …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +4
#9154 - shagtastic (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #8988 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
Fucking diglets need to get out of my bed
User avatar #8990 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure by the look on your wife's face that there is one in her ass.
User avatar #8992 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
One's also in mine.....
User avatar #8994 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
...You seem to be taking it much more positively...... Or should I say, prostately.....
User avatar #8997 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
;p
User avatar #8999 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can go fuck yourself with a rake.
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
User avatar #8993 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
actually like five or more
#8984 - I would hit that with more force than the fist of an angry god.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +6
#9174 - larfang (03/22/2014) [-]
I don't think I have ever gotten such a compliment before. But thank you good sir
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#8983 - Bad webcam is bad. and no, I don't have a uni brow. This was a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9021 - cvitza (03/22/2014) [-]
hahahahahahah you have unibroooooow XD
User avatar #9034 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET
User avatar #9028 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT A UNI BROW IT'S AN AWKWARD SHADOW I SWEAR
#8981 - So I guess I'm going to go for the second running of "Sex…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +3
#9213 - garnichtgut (03/22/2014) [-]
i like your brow
the whole one.
User avatar #9890 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
you son of a bitch
#9109 - satoshimiwa (03/22/2014) [-]
"Is there something you need? Can I carry your sword? Shine your boots perhaps?"
User avatar #9889 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I hate how much you're making me laugh right now.

I don't style it or anything. It just does this when I get out of the shower
#9103 - satoshimiwa has deleted their comment.
#9024 - skeidar (03/22/2014) [-]
Dad?
User avatar #9030 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
...What...what even is that?
User avatar #8983 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
Bad webcam is bad. and no, I don't have a uni brow. This was a terrible idea
User avatar #9021 - cvitza (03/22/2014) [-]
hahahahahahah you have unibroooooow XD
User avatar #9034 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET
User avatar #9028 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT A UNI BROW IT'S AN AWKWARD SHADOW I SWEAR
#8970 - .....We have found Admin's true reason for running the site....... 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +5
#8969 - You know, reading that whole exchange made me cringe so hard I…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9246 - accalia (03/22/2014) [-]
You and me both uber, it kinda made me feel uncomfortable and I am sorry that it made you cringe to the point you tore a muscle
User avatar #9888 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
but other than the whole incredibly awkward thing, I find you highly attractive and/or would like to make the sex to you.

Not saying I will. Just letting you know I'd like to.
User avatar #9939 - accalia (03/23/2014) [-]
You wanna do the sex on me?
User avatar #10063 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I would do the sex on you for eons.
User avatar #10162 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#10163 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes. I shall bask in your gratitude.
User avatar #10167 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Umm... that's taking it a little too far dude
User avatar #10168 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Those were attempts at humor.
User avatar #10169 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
^_^ I am glad then because I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable,
User avatar #10235 - ubergoatman (03/25/2014) [-]
I have an unfortunate tendency to do that to people.
User avatar #10285 - accalia (03/26/2014) [-]
Its all good as long as it was a joke ^_^
#100 - ....I should not get into internet arguments whilst under the …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on i'm pretty sure that's illegal 0
#172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2014) [-]
whats so bad about what you said? its true, people should be so petty.

and as for men sitting and taking it, what would be the point of equality if the tables just turned like that? idiots.
#25 - He am is troll.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Talent -1
User avatar #43 - zaperzero (03/22/2014) [-]
I kinda figured.
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