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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#20062
Highest Content Rank:#4465
Highest Comment Rank:#2705
Content Thumbs: 309 total,  416 ,  107
Comment Thumbs: 2972 total,  3648 ,  676
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 31 Content: Peasant → Level 32 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 39% (39/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:27176
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:967
FJ Points:3121

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#67 - I do all those things!  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2014 on /b/ is full of pickup artists +3
#71 - dejax (03/24/2014) [-]
Well hello hello
#76 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
#77 - dejax (03/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
It's my smile. You like?
#80 - dejax (03/24/2014) [-]
#82 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
What do you mean kinda? That's the epitome of sexy right there.
#49 - Comment deleted 03/24/2014 on Lisa saw Flanders' Monster... 0
#270 - If women did something society perceived as cool, she'd get aw… 03/24/2014 on The only black male 0
#269 - what if they have a rape fetish? 03/24/2014 on The only black male 0
#268 - You don't know how long I've been saving this 03/24/2014 on The only black male +1
#266 - Not all of us! We can just round up all the non assholes and a… 03/24/2014 on The only black male 0
#121 - You can't lie to me. And even if you did.... I. Would. Never. Notice. 03/24/2014 on Schlong Vacuum 0
#116 - I'll never notice you. No matter how many comics you make.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Schlong Vacuum 0
#119 - WhiteCrayon (03/24/2014) [-]
oh god its you again, I found a new senpai, you can't tell me what to love.
User avatar #121 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
You can't lie to me. And even if you did.... I. Would. Never. Notice.
#169 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on zebras make good cakes -1
#177 - unclebourbon (03/23/2014) [-]
#180 - Womens Study Major (03/23/2014) [-]
sit on it like a dildo.
#198 - unclebourbon (03/23/2014) [-]
2scared2login
#234 - flufflepuff (03/23/2014) [-]
sit on it like a dildo.
User avatar #247 - unclebourbon (03/23/2014) [-]
There. Was that so bad?
#252 - flufflepuff (03/23/2014) [-]
well, yes.

you never did it
#10065 - Yeah.... That's not how most guys actually think.... 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#10063 - I would do the sex on you for eons.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #10162 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#10163 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes. I shall bask in your gratitude.
User avatar #10167 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Umm... that's taking it a little too far dude
User avatar #10168 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Those were attempts at humor.
User avatar #10169 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
^_^ I am glad then because I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable,
User avatar #10235 - ubergoatman (03/25/2014) [-]
I have an unfortunate tendency to do that to people.
User avatar #10285 - accalia (03/26/2014) [-]
Its all good as long as it was a joke ^_^
#14 - ...Not... not even like a retarded. like a retarted..... 03/23/2014 on Its fine, guys +1
#196 - I've already informed him that I'll never notice him. 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#194 - LIVE UP TO YOUR WORD AND LET THIS MAN SUCK YOUR DICK  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) +1
User avatar #203 - givememoarpony (03/23/2014) [-]
nyiccuh boondocks returns on april 21
#191 - And I'll never notice you. 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) 0
#189 - You just remember who was the first thumb....  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) 0
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#188 - Jesus H. **** this picture scares the bejebus out of me 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#9890 - you son of a bitch 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#9889 - I hate how much you're making me laugh right now. I d… 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9888 - but other than the whole incredibly awkward thing, I find you …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9939 - accalia (03/23/2014) [-]
You wanna do the sex on me?
User avatar #10063 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I would do the sex on you for eons.
User avatar #10162 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#10163 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes. I shall bask in your gratitude.
User avatar #10167 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Umm... that's taking it a little too far dude
User avatar #10168 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Those were attempts at humor.
User avatar #10169 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
^_^ I am glad then because I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable,
User avatar #10235 - ubergoatman (03/25/2014) [-]
I have an unfortunate tendency to do that to people.
User avatar #10285 - accalia (03/26/2014) [-]
Its all good as long as it was a joke ^_^
#8234015 - How about no you bloody wanker? 03/23/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6 - Oh, stop it you  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#9 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #189 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
You just remember who was the first thumb....
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#1 - I shall thumb based entirely on the amount of awkward effort …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2014 on (Oh See) +15
User avatar #2 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
I love you new senpai.
#6 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, stop it you
#9 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #189 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
You just remember who was the first thumb....
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#9034 - WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9030 - ...What...what even is that? 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
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