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#218 - My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#152 - who said it was a stranger's?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#150 - It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#146 - We're all composed mostly of water  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#143 - You're not.You're a goofy goober.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#139 - you can't hide what's inside  [+] (17 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this +1
User avatar #142 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
But.. I'm not a weenie
#143 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
You're not.You're a goofy goober.
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#138 - OH GOD. I LOVE HAVING MY HAIR TOUCHED. "Hey do y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
#210 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
YOU GENIUS

YOU ARE A GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
#135 - >Not a foreign species We've known about the …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #137 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
*Nervous laughter* Heh.. yea. Aliens...

...

Fuck, they're on to us
#139 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
you can't hide what's inside
User avatar #142 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
But.. I'm not a weenie
#143 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
You're not.You're a goofy goober.
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#133 - "how to pick up guys" HEY YOU WANT TO HAVE …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #136 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX
WHAT IF I WANT TO SIT THERE DOING THEIR HAIR MAKING LOVE

ALSO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
"Hey do you want to have sex"
"no dude i'm not gay ew"
"aww :c"
User avatar #186 - kanduhuskedetder (04/30/2014) [-]
Okay, listen.
I think it is important that you talk to the guy about your sexual orientation first. Of course that is not imporant if you don't plan to do him or to make him your bf or something. BUT if you are interested in him, tell him first because multiple times, I had a great time with some dudes I didn't even know were gay, and when the time comes and I have to disappoint them everythings just awkward as fuck and mostly, we don't talk after that. Even though I'd like to.
That applies to women as well, but we all know they never listen either. Or make sense for that matter.
User avatar #138 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
OH GOD. I LOVE HAVING MY HAIR TOUCHED.

"Hey do you want to have sex"
"no dude i'm not gay ew"
"aww :c"
"oh yeah no homo"
"Yeah let's go do it"
#210 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
YOU GENIUS

YOU ARE A GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
#135 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Engineering School Project +7
#4 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Is your cat hanging out with +18
#79 - What the flying **** was that? 04/22/2014 on crazy bitch +1
#4816 - **ubergoatman rolls 6,277,498** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#251 - Fallout 3 04/22/2014 on I Fucked Up 0
#114 - I think you're overestimating the **** dog. Un…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on SO FLUFFY!! 0
#116 - Dember (04/22/2014) [-]
I have a Pomeranian. It doesn't bark needlessly because I'm not dumb enough to toss it outside and leave it for hours on end. They can be good little dogs if you raise them right; mine lives with four huskies and seven rescue cats.
#113 - Unfortunately he died last year. I will look for some pictures…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on SO FLUFFY!! 0
#115 - theberserker (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh shit, well im sorry man, he sounded like a pretty rad little dude
#67 - My cat, Bigfoot, once killed the neighbor's Pomeranian. They'd…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/21/2014 on SO FLUFFY!! 0
User avatar #97 - Dember (04/21/2014) [-]
> They'd put this little shitdog outside
> it'd yap all day. at nothing. for no reason.

Your statement contradicts itself. The dog was yapping because it didn't want to be put outside like a yard ornament. Dogs are pack animals, and humans are their family. They want to be with them, not locked outdoors, so of course they bark - it was trying to call to its pack to come find it and let it be with them. Poor thing. = /

Do you have pictures of your cat? I've seen plenty of Maine Coons and such but I'd like to see one that is a true F1 50% Bobcat hybrid.
User avatar #114 - ubergoatman (04/21/2014) [-]
I think you're overestimating the shit dog.

Unfortunately he died last year. I will look for some pictures although I know it'd require some digging.
#116 - Dember (04/22/2014) [-]
I have a Pomeranian. It doesn't bark needlessly because I'm not dumb enough to toss it outside and leave it for hours on end. They can be good little dogs if you raise them right; mine lives with four huskies and seven rescue cats.
User avatar #95 - theberserker (04/21/2014) [-]
Yo, we need some pick of your cute little..... big...... kitty
User avatar #113 - ubergoatman (04/21/2014) [-]
Unfortunately he died last year. I will look for some pictures although I know it'd require some digging.
#115 - theberserker (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh shit, well im sorry man, he sounded like a pretty rad little dude
User avatar #86 - stealingbikes (04/21/2014) [-]
Only read the first sentence and I love your cat already
#85 - theejoshster (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
Dayyyyum dat nigga cray cray
#149 - The tax system doesn't need to be gone but rather changed. We …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on "Political Gymnastics" +1
User avatar #150 - roninneko (04/21/2014) [-]
Well, I would argue that the reason taxation has been so abused up to this point is that the government no longer fears the retaliation of its people.

DemSoc with guns, man... DemSoc with guns...
#898266 - But do you have a server is the better question.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898267 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
nope
#897722 - So... um... does anyone have a starbound server?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#897731 - John Cena (04/21/2014) [-]
no
hype is kill and nobody cares about it anymore
User avatar #897920 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
i still care...
User avatar #898266 - ubergoatman (04/21/2014) [-]
But do you have a server is the better question.
User avatar #898267 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
nope
#123 - To the front page for the day! 04/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - the fact that she's considered an intelligent life form shocks me. 04/20/2014 on Seth Rogen 0
#91 - The Capital Wasteland proved a cruel inhospitable place, but t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Im Home 0
User avatar #159 - poetsofthefall (04/19/2014) [-]
That's not deep at all. And that ending only happens if you stay a good guy.
#135 - thewowpimp (04/19/2014) [-]
One problem here

Remember what happens if you use your mutant (assuming you got the DLC that allowed you to use the super mutant and ghoul companions to go in)?

You get called a dick for not killing yourself. Not really the best example there.
#87 - So ends the story of the Lone Wanderer, who stepped through th… 04/19/2014 on Im Home +1
#85 - Shall I quote the original ending to Fallout 3 if you did the … 04/19/2014 on Im Home -1

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