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ubergoatman  

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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
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#20 - First one went to prison for CP  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on Nigga Anime 0
User avatar #25 - cochmongler (12/24/2012) [-]
He's right, that's MadThad.
User avatar #29 - ubergoatman (12/24/2012) [-]
MadThad the Loli-Lord
#1 - No one else noticed the drink driving add? 12/21/2012 on all of my jimmies man +3
#1 - NIN in the background?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2012 on How To Light A Cigarette... +1
User avatar #7 - ktmanage (12/19/2012) [-]
yup, love the song. And the original version. "Hurt"
#20 - N. Korean citizen (12/19/2012) [-]
Thumbing you cause i fucking love NIN and was hoping someone else would notice.
#9 - I'M AN OGRE, RRRRRRHHH!!!!!!!!! 12/19/2012 on Let's do this! 0
#4 - I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS 12/18/2012 on you know you love it +1
#15 - Holy fuck am I reading?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2012 on OP's actual dildo +3
User avatar #16 - burntjoos (12/18/2012) [-]
But I live in France, so there's the shipping...
#36 - trojanmannn (12/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #39 - burntjoos (12/19/2012) [-]
Does it matter?
User avatar #58 - trojanmannn (12/19/2012) [-]
yes actually
User avatar #59 - burntjoos (12/19/2012) [-]
If you really think it matters, I shall not answer you.
#13 - what movie is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on spoons 0
#15 - therealrottilargo Comment deleted by ubergoatman
#79 - Natural Selection is necessary, and we've stopped it. We are w… 12/16/2012 on Not something funny +3
#45 - The result of sleep deprivation. 12/15/2012 on bachlorette frog +1
#43 - Frest Bends Forever v  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2012 on bachlorette frog +5
User avatar #44 - camotrollin (12/15/2012) [-]
and what is that?
User avatar #45 - ubergoatman (12/15/2012) [-]
The result of sleep deprivation.
#27 - When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2012 on 100% not OC +5
User avatar #35 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
wanna pull out your tough, cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
#32 - skybluetroll (12/15/2012) [-]
Shame on you crazy diamond!
User avatar #31 - refreshed (12/15/2012) [-]
HEY, I JUST MET YOU!
#39 - The worst part was that I kept scrolling and went back up to i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on bachlorette frog 0
User avatar #42 - duckspasm (12/15/2012) [-]
i just...
i love you man
#11 - You get a thumb solely for the lack of morals presented by this. 12/15/2012 on Title +3
#24 - Would be more comfortable then running on the road, but the ru… 12/15/2012 on The most useful invent in... +1
#37 - FBF - My mind translated and read aloud Frest Bends Forever for me.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2012 on bachlorette frog +16
User avatar #38 - duckspasm (12/15/2012) [-]
i laughed so fucking hard at that you have no idea.
User avatar #39 - ubergoatman (12/15/2012) [-]
The worst part was that I kept scrolling and went back up to it after I had caught the mistake.
User avatar #42 - duckspasm (12/15/2012) [-]
i just...
i love you man
#21 - ...I never understood that either. I always thought it would b…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on 100% not OC 0
User avatar #22 - malistaticy (12/15/2012) [-]
Eh, women, amirite?
#20 - I like big butts, and I cannot lie.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2012 on 100% not OC +26
#26 - N. Korean citizen (12/15/2012) [-]
you otha brothas can't deny
User avatar #27 - ubergoatman (12/15/2012) [-]
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
User avatar #35 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
wanna pull out your tough, cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
#32 - skybluetroll (12/15/2012) [-]
Shame on you crazy diamond!
User avatar #31 - refreshed (12/15/2012) [-]
HEY, I JUST MET YOU!
#28 - I don't think he would ever be that thing's man. I do…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on Alpha. +10
User avatar #59 - madzombiie (12/09/2012) [-]
roofies + viagra = honey boo boo

easy math
#517 - >curtsy >that thing women did when women had manners  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Another trick for Zombie... 0
User avatar #518 - killerblue (12/06/2012) [-]
Sorry auto correct, currently typing this on a phone.
#498 - >Implying Max Brooks didn't go full on retard half that boo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Another trick for Zombie... 0
User avatar #504 - killerblue (12/06/2012) [-]
> why are we green texting
Well that is just your opinion

Also isn't comman curtsy to burn any remaining zombies just for health concerns
User avatar #517 - ubergoatman (12/06/2012) [-]
>curtsy
>that thing women did when women had manners
User avatar #518 - killerblue (12/06/2012) [-]
Sorry auto correct, currently typing this on a phone.
#6 - That's the kid that went Super Saiyan 12/04/2012 on Lil' Wayne Inspiring People... +1
#21 - "Ruining your yard." - Physics 12/04/2012 on physics,what in Newtons... 0
#318 - ...wut  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Feels bad man +2
#319 - theredspyeatspie (12/04/2012) [-]
wut.
#311 - Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Feels bad man 0
#317 - theredspyeatspie (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't watch Doctor Who.
User avatar #318 - ubergoatman (12/04/2012) [-]
...wut
#319 - theredspyeatspie (12/04/2012) [-]
wut.
#41 - ...in a few US states, it's legal to own mountain lions.... … 12/04/2012 on FEED ME 0
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#3 to #2 - tomanyusernames (9 hours ago) [-]
hi darling, how are you today
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#4 to #3 - ubergoatman (9 hours ago) [-]
Well my sleep schedule is shot to hell, and I just woke up from a 13 hour nap where I had the most amazing and vivid dream ever, and I woke up and cried because it wasn't true....

So you can say things have been better.
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#5 to #4 - tomanyusernames (9 hours ago) [-]
im sorry to hear that darling, what was the dream about if you dont mind sharing
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#6 to #5 - ubergoatman (9 hours ago) [-]
Society had collapsed, and a plague swept through mankind. I was immune, and I said my goodbyes to everyone I knew, grabbed some guns, got in my car, and just left. That's where the dream ended, but I had such a sense of freedom....

At least a week passed over the course of this dream, and it's all so vivid...
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#7 to #6 - tomanyusernames (8 hours ago) [-]
im sorry that the dream depressed you darling, have you tried doing something to take your mind off of it
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#8 to #7 - ubergoatman (8 hours ago) [-]
Like? It's the middle of the night here .-.

I've tried, but nothing is really helping me shake this feeling.
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#9 to #8 - tomanyusernames (8 hours ago) [-]
you could try listening to music darling, something slow and serine i would think like David Nevue's Solitude, or the moonlight sonata
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#10 to #9 - ubergoatman (8 hours ago) [-]
I've been listening to Boards of Canada for a little while now. No change...
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#11 to #10 - tomanyusernames (8 hours ago) [-]
well then maybe you need to think about it darling, as stupid as it may sounds maybe what you need to do is stop trying to back away from it but dive deeper
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ubergoatman (8 hours ago) [-]
Trust me, I'm trying to. I just sort of feel melancholy and remorseful about it, I don't really know why... I don't know why it feels like a burden to me.
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#13 to #12 - tomanyusernames (8 hours ago) [-]
well then i dont know how i can help you darling, maybe you should try going back to sleep
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User avatar #14 to #13 - ubergoatman (8 hours ago) [-]
I've tried that one too. I'm reading scary stories, and the paranoia is helping a little bit. It's pretty ironic. I feel better knowing that someone is trying to help though, so you really are helping.
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#15 to #14 - tomanyusernames (8 hours ago) [-]
im sorry i am unable to help darling, however it is late for me and i am due to wake up at a insane time tommorow morning so i will have to bid you a goodnight, i hope you are feeeling better tommorow darling
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User avatar #16 to #15 - ubergoatman (8 hours ago) [-]
Goodnight to you too, I'm sure I'll be awake at whatever time you have to wake up.

Maybe I'll look into some psycho-analytical stuff or something.
 
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