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#39 - Why is the sky blue? Why do the tides go in and out? Why is Pu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin +1
User avatar #41 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
I didn't ask why, I asked how you think he's evil.
User avatar #44 - ubergoatman (04/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever just looked at him? It's just a sort of 'vibe' he throws off.
User avatar #45 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
ok
#48 - shema (04/14/2014) [-]
its not ok. is that k
#35 - Putin would be a great American president if he wasn't evil.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin -2
User avatar #37 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
What? How is he evil?
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/14/2014) [-]
lol you went full retard right there.
User avatar #60 - kevinbieksa (04/14/2014) [-]
He also rigged elections. I believe the most recent had a 140% turn out.
#52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/14/2014) [-]
He's also pretty much outlawed anything gay in his country as you might have heard. If you look at his campaign advertising, you'd see that almost all of it is blatant propaganda (ex: he put out a picture of him with a tiger he had shot, but when the media investigated they found out that he had had his people tranquilize the tiger and put it at his feet before he shot it in the head).

And I'm not sure if this is still a common practice but it was a couple years ago: If there are any media outlets/journalists who print overly negative things about Putin, they have a bad habit of disappearing and never being seen again.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/14/2014) [-]
He's used shady politics to run the country (even when he wasn't technically in power) for the last 14 or so years I believe. When he wasn't president, he was PM (which has significantly less power than the president) and had Medvedev elected president to be his puppet. He's currently on his third presidential term when only two are constitutionally allowed there. After his first 4-year terms, he used his influence to change the term limit to 8 years. But since he had not yet served any 8-year terms, he then said that he could run again because the system had been changed. So now he's in power basically forever because everyone eventually reports back to him (but not on paper).

User avatar #79 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
And, last but not least, he has publicly declared that the collapse of the USSR was the single greatest tragedy that befell during the 20th century.

Enough said.
#88 - certifiedidiot (04/14/2014) [-]
The US system is broken as fuck and so is Russia.

Frankly at the moment, I'm quite pleased with living in a small european country that no one cares about that have fairly decent living quality.
#40 - gerfox (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, he's Russian - and he's an ex-KGB spy. Gee, have you never watched any cold war era movies?
User avatar #39 - ubergoatman (04/14/2014) [-]
Why is the sky blue? Why do the tides go in and out? Why is Putin evil? Science has explained many of these mysteries, but some are just enigmas to the human mind.
User avatar #41 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
I didn't ask why, I asked how you think he's evil.
User avatar #44 - ubergoatman (04/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever just looked at him? It's just a sort of 'vibe' he throws off.
User avatar #45 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
ok
#48 - shema (04/14/2014) [-]
its not ok. is that k
#56 - lol 04/09/2014 on only on FJ -9
#12 - Red Faction was good..... But the sequel was actually much muc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Second comp +1
User avatar #15 - vovelica (04/09/2014) [-]
I've played the first and second and I loved that you could blow up so much. Never played the later Red Faction's though
#51 - Picture 04/09/2014 on 4chin cookie 0
#46 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2014 on 4chin cookie +8
User avatar #79 - ilovetexas (04/09/2014) [-]
That turns me on.
#94 - huntergriff (04/09/2014) [-]
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#51 - ubergoatman (04/09/2014) [-]
#47 - reaperspizza (04/09/2014) [-]
#93 - I eat real butter.... Country Crock is a high percentage of ve… 04/08/2014 on Jews did this... 0
#91 - Country Crock of **** is more like it  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on Jews did this... 0
User avatar #92 - loneranger (04/08/2014) [-]
It's what my dad bought when I was a kid so I'm more accustomed to it. Which is a better butter in your opinion.?
User avatar #93 - ubergoatman (04/08/2014) [-]
I eat real butter.... Country Crock is a high percentage of vegetable oil anyway, and not actually butter.
#79 - that's better  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats 0
#82 - orrihaa (04/07/2014) [-]
#77 - You ruined it  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats 0
#78 - orrihaa (04/07/2014) [-]
*reaction*
#79 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
that's better
#82 - orrihaa (04/07/2014) [-]
#72 - Acceptable response. 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats +1
#70 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats 0
User avatar #76 - orrihaa (04/07/2014) [-]
Why did you post the same gif?
#77 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
You ruined it
#78 - orrihaa (04/07/2014) [-]
*reaction*
#79 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
that's better
#82 - orrihaa (04/07/2014) [-]
#69 - Aren't you busy being adored on the FJ tinychat?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats +1
User avatar #71 - cancerstickfiend (04/07/2014) [-]
I am never busy.
User avatar #72 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
Acceptable response.
#30 - Picture 04/07/2014 on Parfarti +30
#143 - fine then. You thumbed in a positive way  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing 0
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I assure you my green thumbs are merely a social nicety and are entirely neutral unless otherwise specified.
#141 - don't lie. you thumbed.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing +1
User avatar #142 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I thumb everyone though not all of them are green.
User avatar #143 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
fine then. You thumbed in a positive way
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I assure you my green thumbs are merely a social nicety and are entirely neutral unless otherwise specified.
#151 - "Common markers of privilege are whiteness, maleness, and… 04/06/2014 on Tumblr At Party +6
#136 - I like you  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing +1
User avatar #140 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm indifferent to your existence.
User avatar #141 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
don't lie. you thumbed.
User avatar #142 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I thumb everyone though not all of them are green.
User avatar #143 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
fine then. You thumbed in a positive way
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I assure you my green thumbs are merely a social nicety and are entirely neutral unless otherwise specified.
#129 - ****** a thing  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing +1
User avatar #135 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
true but no one should have to see the horror I have witnessed . Unless they have like a gore/body mod fetish or something (which is fucked up and I will take not part in indulging)
User avatar #136 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
I like you
User avatar #140 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm indifferent to your existence.
User avatar #141 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
don't lie. you thumbed.
User avatar #142 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I thumb everyone though not all of them are green.
User avatar #143 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
fine then. You thumbed in a positive way
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (04/06/2014) [-]
I assure you my green thumbs are merely a social nicety and are entirely neutral unless otherwise specified.
#128 - "le pun spic" ******* lost it 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing +1
#127 - Tits so distracting he said 'being' twice 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing +1
#64 - While the implication may or may not have been whether your mo… 04/06/2014 on Taste the rainbow -1
#327 - yeah but who cares you're part tree  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Thin Privilege! 0
User avatar #334 - treeboy (04/06/2014) [-]
Trees need sex too! Gonna me them fruits all up in there!
#62 - Well you may or may not have sucked your own mother's cock, be…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Taste the rainbow -1
User avatar #63 - Shitthatscrazy (04/06/2014) [-]
that may or may not be uncalled for and completely out of character
User avatar #64 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
While the implication may or may not have been whether your mother may or may not have had a cock and you may or may not have sucked it, I may or may not have been demonstrating the logic behind the phrase may or may not, and may or may not have been using the phrase that you might not have sucked the cock your mother may or may not have.
#53 - he may or may not know that already.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Taste the rainbow 0
User avatar #61 - Shitthatscrazy (04/06/2014) [-]
i may or may not have been going with the flow and had nothing else in my repertoire
User avatar #62 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
Well you may or may not have sucked your own mother's cock, being that as she may or may not have a cock, which you may or may not have sucked previously.
User avatar #63 - Shitthatscrazy (04/06/2014) [-]
that may or may not be uncalled for and completely out of character
User avatar #64 - ubergoatman (04/06/2014) [-]
While the implication may or may not have been whether your mother may or may not have had a cock and you may or may not have sucked it, I may or may not have been demonstrating the logic behind the phrase may or may not, and may or may not have been using the phrase that you might not have sucked the cock your mother may or may not have.
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