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ubergoatman

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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
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#41 - your name intrigues me.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #389 - lanfearandthecup (05/16/2014) [-]
well when a mommy daddy and a daddy daddy love each other very much...
#49 - I SAID I'M SORRY 05/13/2014 on kevin hart +1
#3 - I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HAPPY ENOUGH! 05/13/2014 on There is a connection +2
#31 - I stared at it long enough to know it's a toe with a knife in …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on kevin hart +13
#48 - xrayfishx (05/13/2014) [-]
I hate you. Fuck you.
User avatar #49 - ubergoatman (05/13/2014) [-]
I SAID I'M SORRY
#74 - Necessary. 05/12/2014 on Best cosplay I've seen in a... 0
#92 - My prison experience says otherwise. 05/11/2014 on how +1
#90 - ******* don't go down  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on how 0
User avatar #91 - russianbro (05/11/2014) [-]
oh but they do

Ask your mother
User avatar #92 - ubergoatman (05/11/2014) [-]
My prison experience says otherwise.
#31 - what the ******** 05/08/2014 on Creepy wax museum 0
#225 - so will your little brother 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend 0
#22 - **ubergoatman rolled user agrofenlas ** so, do you too enj…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Dr. Pepper -1
User avatar #37 - agrofenlas (05/07/2014) [-]
Coca cola taste the best in my opinion, but Dr. Pepper has more cafine, so yes. Yes, I do.
#32 - Picture 05/07/2014 on Choose wisely +5
#39 - Picture 05/07/2014 on Flipping spiders man.. +7
#177 - but that'd cost.... an arm and a leg  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend +45
User avatar #224 - thundercloud (05/07/2014) [-]
yeah you'll feel real empty inside
User avatar #225 - ubergoatman (05/07/2014) [-]
so will your little brother
User avatar #215 - rainbronydasher (05/07/2014) [-]
You fucking guys. I like you.
#178 - lurifax (05/07/2014) [-]
#93 - even that 05/07/2014 on He may not be getting laid 0
#290 - lol girl fights are dumb 05/06/2014 on Girl gets hit with a shovel 0
#186 - the fact that you just made this statement shows how stupid an… 05/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#225 - Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#223 - That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#221 - Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#218 - My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#152 - who said it was a stranger's?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#150 - It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#146 - We're all composed mostly of water  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#143 - You're not.You're a goofy goober.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#139 - you can't hide what's inside  [+] (17 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this +1
User avatar #142 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
But.. I'm not a weenie
#143 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
You're not.You're a goofy goober.
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..

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