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#113 - Unfortunately he died last year. I will look for some pictures…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on SO FLUFFY!! 0
#115 - theberserker (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh shit, well im sorry man, he sounded like a pretty rad little dude
#67 - My cat, Bigfoot, once killed the neighbor's Pomeranian. They'd…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/21/2014 on SO FLUFFY!! 0
User avatar #97 - Dember (04/21/2014) [-]
> They'd put this little shitdog outside
> it'd yap all day. at nothing. for no reason.

Your statement contradicts itself. The dog was yapping because it didn't want to be put outside like a yard ornament. Dogs are pack animals, and humans are their family. They want to be with them, not locked outdoors, so of course they bark - it was trying to call to its pack to come find it and let it be with them. Poor thing. = /

Do you have pictures of your cat? I've seen plenty of Maine Coons and such but I'd like to see one that is a true F1 50% Bobcat hybrid.
User avatar #114 - ubergoatman (04/21/2014) [-]
I think you're overestimating the shit dog.

Unfortunately he died last year. I will look for some pictures although I know it'd require some digging.
#116 - Dember (04/22/2014) [-]
I have a Pomeranian. It doesn't bark needlessly because I'm not dumb enough to toss it outside and leave it for hours on end. They can be good little dogs if you raise them right; mine lives with four huskies and seven rescue cats.
User avatar #95 - theberserker (04/21/2014) [-]
Yo, we need some pick of your cute little..... big...... kitty
User avatar #113 - ubergoatman (04/21/2014) [-]
Unfortunately he died last year. I will look for some pictures although I know it'd require some digging.
#115 - theberserker (04/21/2014) [-]
Oh shit, well im sorry man, he sounded like a pretty rad little dude
User avatar #86 - stealingbikes (04/21/2014) [-]
Only read the first sentence and I love your cat already
#85 - theejoshster (04/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - capslockrage (04/21/2014) [-]
Dayyyyum dat nigga cray cray
#149 - The tax system doesn't need to be gone but rather changed. We …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on "Political Gymnastics" +1
User avatar #150 - roninneko (04/21/2014) [-]
Well, I would argue that the reason taxation has been so abused up to this point is that the government no longer fears the retaliation of its people.

DemSoc with guns, man... DemSoc with guns...
#898266 - But do you have a server is the better question.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898267 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
nope
#897722 - So... um... does anyone have a starbound server?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#897731 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
no
hype is kill and nobody cares about it anymore
User avatar #897920 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
i still care...
User avatar #898266 - ubergoatman (04/21/2014) [-]
But do you have a server is the better question.
User avatar #898267 - finblob (04/21/2014) [-]
nope
#123 - To the front page for the day! 04/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - the fact that she's considered an intelligent life form shocks me. 04/20/2014 on Seth Rogen 0
#91 - The Capital Wasteland proved a cruel inhospitable place, but t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Im Home 0
User avatar #159 - poetsofthefall (04/19/2014) [-]
That's not deep at all. And that ending only happens if you stay a good guy.
#135 - thewowpimp (04/19/2014) [-]
One problem here

Remember what happens if you use your mutant (assuming you got the DLC that allowed you to use the super mutant and ghoul companions to go in)?

You get called a dick for not killing yourself. Not really the best example there.
#87 - So ends the story of the Lone Wanderer, who stepped through th… 04/19/2014 on Im Home +1
#85 - Shall I quote the original ending to Fallout 3 if you did the … 04/19/2014 on Im Home -1
#84 - The Undead have no home.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Im Home +3
User avatar #108 - eurasia (04/19/2014) [-]
Some say the bonfires are home to the undead
#120 - chancevance (04/19/2014) [-]
No it's the struggle, can't you read?
User avatar #121 - eurasia (04/19/2014) [-]
Tssk cheeky
#83 - Buying Fallout 3 will be one of the greatest investments you m… 04/19/2014 on Im Home +1
#44 - Maybe it's magic. Maybe it's maybelline.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on How does she keep missing? +2
User avatar #52 - kikithenerdfighter (04/19/2014) [-]
No. This is Patrick.
#62 - 3, for the shenanigans. 04/16/2014 on Where will you be when... 0
#358 - Those weird five pointed stars? It doesn't have a dir…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
#359 - xxitzchubbsxx (04/16/2014) [-]
I just saw this Gif and i liked it.
yeah just the outlines of a star with nothing in the middle. Usually has 1 big one then 1 smaller one and smaller etc. in a curve.

Those are the kinds of tattoos i like. It's personal to you and has a meaning. A tattoo that everyone gets has no personal meaning to you and people just cover themselves in tattoos because they like the look. It looks horrible and the people who do it seem to think the world of themselves for doing it.
#356 - I approve of this roll 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
#355 - Some of us get non-standard tattoos and put a lot of thought i…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on mother trucker 0
#357 - xxitzchubbsxx (04/16/2014) [-]
I don't understand the reference but if you're getting a tattoo of it you must like the show/game whatever lol. I like those types of tattoos and even if they look shit i will still like a tattoo that someone obviously is passionate about.
What i hate is when you see someone with arm sleeves that are all really stupid random shit that everyone has. Like those stupid stars that everyone seems to have.
#358 - ubergoatman (04/16/2014) [-]
Those weird five pointed stars?

It doesn't have a direct reference. I'd been looking for the perfect sun for over a year when I started reading the Wheel of Time series. I found this, as it marks a chapter when the Children of Light are doing something, or up to something, or just fucking around, and decided it was the perfect sun.
#359 - xxitzchubbsxx (04/16/2014) [-]
I just saw this Gif and i liked it.
yeah just the outlines of a star with nothing in the middle. Usually has 1 big one then 1 smaller one and smaller etc. in a curve.

Those are the kinds of tattoos i like. It's personal to you and has a meaning. A tattoo that everyone gets has no personal meaning to you and people just cover themselves in tattoos because they like the look. It looks horrible and the people who do it seem to think the world of themselves for doing it.
#145 - Green Peniscake... 04/15/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#44 - Have you ever just looked at him? It's just a sort of 'vibe' h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin 0
User avatar #45 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
ok
#48 - shema (04/14/2014) [-]
its not ok. is that k
#39 - Why is the sky blue? Why do the tides go in and out? Why is Pu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin +1
User avatar #41 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
I didn't ask why, I asked how you think he's evil.
User avatar #44 - ubergoatman (04/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever just looked at him? It's just a sort of 'vibe' he throws off.
User avatar #45 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
ok
#48 - shema (04/14/2014) [-]
its not ok. is that k
#35 - Putin would be a great American president if he wasn't evil.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin -2
User avatar #37 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
What? How is he evil?
#65 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
lol you went full retard right there.
User avatar #60 - kevinbieksa (04/14/2014) [-]
He also rigged elections. I believe the most recent had a 140% turn out.
#52 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
He's also pretty much outlawed anything gay in his country as you might have heard. If you look at his campaign advertising, you'd see that almost all of it is blatant propaganda (ex: he put out a picture of him with a tiger he had shot, but when the media investigated they found out that he had had his people tranquilize the tiger and put it at his feet before he shot it in the head).

And I'm not sure if this is still a common practice but it was a couple years ago: If there are any media outlets/journalists who print overly negative things about Putin, they have a bad habit of disappearing and never being seen again.
#49 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
He's used shady politics to run the country (even when he wasn't technically in power) for the last 14 or so years I believe. When he wasn't president, he was PM (which has significantly less power than the president) and had Medvedev elected president to be his puppet. He's currently on his third presidential term when only two are constitutionally allowed there. After his first 4-year terms, he used his influence to change the term limit to 8 years. But since he had not yet served any 8-year terms, he then said that he could run again because the system had been changed. So now he's in power basically forever because everyone eventually reports back to him (but not on paper).

User avatar #79 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
And, last but not least, he has publicly declared that the collapse of the USSR was the single greatest tragedy that befell during the 20th century.

Enough said.
#88 - certifiedidiot (04/14/2014) [-]
The US system is broken as fuck and so is Russia.

Frankly at the moment, I'm quite pleased with living in a small european country that no one cares about that have fairly decent living quality.
#40 - gerfox (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, he's Russian - and he's an ex-KGB spy. Gee, have you never watched any cold war era movies?
User avatar #39 - ubergoatman (04/14/2014) [-]
Why is the sky blue? Why do the tides go in and out? Why is Putin evil? Science has explained many of these mysteries, but some are just enigmas to the human mind.
User avatar #41 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
I didn't ask why, I asked how you think he's evil.
User avatar #44 - ubergoatman (04/14/2014) [-]
Have you ever just looked at him? It's just a sort of 'vibe' he throws off.
User avatar #45 - jouten (04/14/2014) [-]
ok
#48 - shema (04/14/2014) [-]
its not ok. is that k
#56 - lol 04/09/2014 on only on FJ -9
#12 - Red Faction was good..... But the sequel was actually much muc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Second comp +1
User avatar #15 - vovelica (04/09/2014) [-]
I've played the first and second and I loved that you could blow up so much. Never played the later Red Faction's though
#51 - Picture 04/09/2014 on 4chin cookie 0
#46 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2014 on 4chin cookie +8
User avatar #79 - ilovetexas (04/09/2014) [-]
That turns me on.
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