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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
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#18 - FOR THE LAST TIME, BISEXUALS DON'T NEED RIGHTS  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Your privileges. Check ém. 0
User avatar #22 - infernalinsolence (12/09/2014) [-]
Idk say that to the bisexuals who get told they're greedy or just going through a phase.
User avatar #24 - ubergoatman (12/09/2014) [-]
Alright. My main point is they need to stop fighting for bisexuals to get married. You can marry whoever you want. Just not two of them
#17 - Dude. Not even that one. 12/09/2014 on Your privileges. Check ém. 0
#64 - What kind of third world ******** do you live in? No ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" -1
#65 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
#62 - Go find out. I'd hate to come ill prepared  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" -1
User avatar #63 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
It's heated by laying a camp fire under the main water pipe.
User avatar #64 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
What kind of third world shithole do you live in? No matter, handcuffs will go around the water pipe.
#65 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
#60 - Quick question. Is your waterheater gas or electric?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" -1
User avatar #61 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #62 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
Go find out. I'd hate to come ill prepared
User avatar #63 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
It's heated by laying a camp fire under the main water pipe.
User avatar #64 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
What kind of third world shithole do you live in? No matter, handcuffs will go around the water pipe.
#65 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
#24 - That's... That's not from normal anime, is it?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" 0
#25 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I saved it from here... for reasons.
#27 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
that's mlp porn you realize
User avatar #77 - riddari (11/23/2014) [-]
ewww
#22 - If you ever say that again I'm going to come to your house, ti…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/19/2014 on "Not the onion" +2
#28 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
The Americas refer to the continents of North and South America.

Technically, any country in these continents are American. The common misconception is that people think the United States is just 'America'. It is just the United States that lie inside the Americas.
User avatar #67 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/19/2014) [-]
Well technicalities are fuckin' stupid. While that may technically work, how often do you see people use them in normal conversation unless it's to retort with "Well, technically," and then continuing on with whatever.

If he meant that, it would've been clarified. While the United States lie inside the Americas, nobody calls everything from the west "American". They say "North American" or "South American" if they're not referring to it by its country. Then, if it's from the U.S., it's American.

Nobody speaks vaguely enough to say something from, let's say South America, is American. That's fucking stupid and people would look at one like a dork if one were to do that.
User avatar #70 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
I apologize for being geographically correct.
User avatar #71 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/19/2014) [-]
You should be apologizing for being irrelevant to the thread, as a nation's boundaries have nothing to with geography since it's purely based on ownership. Why this comment was even felt to contribute is beyond me. Besides, I didn't care about the georgraphy. NORMAL people aren't vague. Are you correct? Sure. But correct doesn't mean shit if it doesn't apply to anybody.
User avatar #68 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/19/2014) [-]
Meant to put a question mark instead of a period in the second clause
User avatar #60 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
Quick question. Is your waterheater gas or electric?
User avatar #61 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #62 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
Go find out. I'd hate to come ill prepared
User avatar #63 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
It's heated by laying a camp fire under the main water pipe.
User avatar #64 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
What kind of third world shithole do you live in? No matter, handcuffs will go around the water pipe.
#65 - gameshredder (11/19/2014) [-]
#29 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
yea not canada
#23 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
Aroused.
#33 - oinos (11/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - ubergoatman (11/19/2014) [-]
That's... That's not from normal anime, is it?
#25 - riddari (11/19/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I saved it from here... for reasons.
#27 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
that's mlp porn you realize
User avatar #77 - riddari (11/23/2014) [-]
ewww
#4 - I think he's a marshall or something 11/18/2014 on The Dark Lord that Doesn't +1
#938 - Mah mango ista blowup, and den act like I don't know nobody. H… 11/15/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#1478 - **ubergoatman rolls 208,044,905** 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#1477 - **ubergoatman rolls 389,034,981** I just have sex with them 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#1457 - **ubergoatman rolls 595,637,209** Women are stupid …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
User avatar #1478 - ubergoatman (11/14/2014) [-]
**ubergoatman rolls 208,044,905**
User avatar #1477 - ubergoatman (11/14/2014) [-]
**ubergoatman rolls 389,034,981**

I just have sex with them
#1445 - **ubergoatman rolls 996,689,231** ******* to… 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away +3
#1443 - Comment deleted 11/14/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#2 - But telling your mom I loved her and then faking my own death … 11/07/2014 on Best. Prank. Ever 0
#3 - I want to **** you so hard right now 11/07/2014 on look at his fat little paws! 0
#28 - But salad does not make the bones of strong 11/06/2014 on Will Smith 0
#3 - Hey retard, thats icecream  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on Will Smith -4
User avatar #4 - boblywop (11/06/2014) [-]
No no, the text says it's salad, so it's clearly not ice cream
User avatar #28 - ubergoatman (11/06/2014) [-]
But salad does not make the bones of strong
#82 - What the **** 10/19/2014 on /d/ The Opposite of /b/ +2
#55 - Woo, Tennessee! Swell with teen pregnancy 09/30/2014 on You wouldn't make it 0
#16 - Kharjeet sol u werz durgenbun 09/27/2014 on Business cat +9
#297 - Spit on me too 09/26/2014 on addy's ban report +1
#32 - 931 09/02/2014 on Saw on /b/. Might be fun... 0
#793 - **ubergoatman rolls 18,626,136** 08/22/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#82 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Mission Impossible +8
User avatar #106 - konradkurze (07/02/2014) [-]
joshlol sloth?

yeah i kinda see him being a real life sid

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