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#31 - I stared at it long enough to know it's a toe with a knife in …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on kevin hart +13
#48 - xrayfishx (05/13/2014) [-]
I hate you. Fuck you.
User avatar #49 - ubergoatman (05/13/2014) [-]
I SAID I'M SORRY
#74 - Necessary. 05/12/2014 on Best cosplay I've seen in a... 0
#92 - My prison experience says otherwise. 05/11/2014 on how +1
#90 - ******* don't go down  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on how 0
User avatar #91 - russianbro (05/11/2014) [-]
oh but they do

Ask your mother
User avatar #92 - ubergoatman (05/11/2014) [-]
My prison experience says otherwise.
#31 - what the ******** 05/08/2014 on Creepy wax museum 0
#225 - so will your little brother 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend 0
#22 - **ubergoatman rolled user agrofenlas ** so, do you too enj…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Dr. Pepper -1
User avatar #37 - agrofenlas (05/07/2014) [-]
Coca cola taste the best in my opinion, but Dr. Pepper has more cafine, so yes. Yes, I do.
#32 - Picture 05/07/2014 on Choose wisely +5
#39 - Picture 05/07/2014 on Flipping spiders man.. +7
#177 - but that'd cost.... an arm and a leg  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend +45
User avatar #224 - thundercloud (05/07/2014) [-]
yeah you'll feel real empty inside
User avatar #225 - ubergoatman (05/07/2014) [-]
so will your little brother
User avatar #215 - rainbronydasher (05/07/2014) [-]
You fucking guys. I like you.
#178 - lurifax (05/07/2014) [-]
#93 - even that 05/07/2014 on He may not be getting laid 0
#290 - lol girl fights are dumb 05/06/2014 on Girl gets hit with a shovel 0
#186 - the fact that you just made this statement shows how stupid an… 05/02/2014 on (untitled) +1
#225 - Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#223 - That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#221 - Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#218 - My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#152 - who said it was a stranger's?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#150 - It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#146 - We're all composed mostly of water  [+] (13 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#143 - You're not.You're a goofy goober.  [+] (15 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#139 - you can't hide what's inside  [+] (17 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this +1
User avatar #142 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
But.. I'm not a weenie
#143 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
You're not.You're a goofy goober.
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#138 - OH GOD. I LOVE HAVING MY HAIR TOUCHED. "Hey do y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
#210 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
YOU GENIUS

YOU ARE A GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
#135 - >Not a foreign species We've known about the …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #137 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
*Nervous laughter* Heh.. yea. Aliens...

...

Fuck, they're on to us
#139 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
you can't hide what's inside
User avatar #142 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
But.. I'm not a weenie
#143 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
You're not.You're a goofy goober.
User avatar #145 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a goofy goober.
Yea
User avatar #146 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
We're all composed mostly of water
User avatar #149 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Then technically.. we're mostly cannibals?
Drinking water&& such
User avatar #150 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
It's just a cycle of never ending piss entering your mouth and then leaving your urethra just to enter your mouth again in a couple of weeks after being properly filtered through nature.

But basically the world is piss.

speaking of which, I'm going to go bathe in some recycled piss.
User avatar #151 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Yummy.. Well, have fun splashing around in stranger's piss
thatsmyfetish.jpg
User avatar #152 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
who said it was a stranger's?
User avatar #153 - jaymeelu (04/30/2014) [-]
Well you can't really think it'd be 100% yours, can you? What with sewers working the way they do..
User avatar #218 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
My house isn't attached to the sewers. I live innawoods ;)
User avatar #220 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So, no indoor plumbing?
User avatar #221 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I have this old hot water heater and a ladder and I just climb up it whenever I must make the rain and I fill it up. And then I bathe in it.
User avatar #222 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Now I imagine you looking like a lumberjack.
User avatar #223 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
That's actually what I'm spending this summer doing. Becoming a white haired lumberjack
User avatar #224 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
So like Master Roshi, but with lumberjack sweg?
#225 - ubergoatman (05/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm not old or small and it's not old people white so I'm not really sure what you're trying to get at here.... but yeah sure.
User avatar #226 - jaymeelu (05/01/2014) [-]
Idunno.. it's pretty late here
It made more sense in my head..
#133 - "how to pick up guys" HEY YOU WANT TO HAVE …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2014 on Thought you might need this 0
User avatar #136 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX
WHAT IF I WANT TO SIT THERE DOING THEIR HAIR MAKING LOVE

ALSO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
"Hey do you want to have sex"
"no dude i'm not gay ew"
"aww :c"
User avatar #186 - kanduhuskedetder (04/30/2014) [-]
Okay, listen.
I think it is important that you talk to the guy about your sexual orientation first. Of course that is not imporant if you don't plan to do him or to make him your bf or something. BUT if you are interested in him, tell him first because multiple times, I had a great time with some dudes I didn't even know were gay, and when the time comes and I have to disappoint them everythings just awkward as fuck and mostly, we don't talk after that. Even though I'd like to.
That applies to women as well, but we all know they never listen either. Or make sense for that matter.
User avatar #138 - ubergoatman (04/30/2014) [-]
OH GOD. I LOVE HAVING MY HAIR TOUCHED.

"Hey do you want to have sex"
"no dude i'm not gay ew"
"aww :c"
"oh yeah no homo"
"Yeah let's go do it"
#210 - earlploddington (04/30/2014) [-]
YOU GENIUS

YOU ARE A GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
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