Here you go. Have fun ;)

You misunderstood, my good sir. I did not mean insects mating. I meant men that are into insects mating...

Oh...well then...

AIN'T NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!

Maybe I like having mating insects in my face...

I revoke my argument on premise of that being my fetish.

Here you go. Have fun ;)

You misunderstood, my good sir. I did not mean insects mating. I meant men that are into insects mating...

Oh...well then...

AIN'T NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!

Well I like bugs more than I like spiders, so I'd be fine. It appears we are at a standstill.

I shall persuade you to my side.

Spiders cannot mate midair, as some insects do, and you cannot walk into a drove of spiders fucking at head level, unless you contact a spider web, which is easy to avoid.

And spiders don't suck your blood like mosquitoes, or crawl into your ear at night to eat your brain like an earwig.

Maybe I like having mating insects in my face...

I revoke my argument on premise of that being my fetish.

Here you go. Have fun ;)

You misunderstood, my good sir. I did not mean insects mating. I meant men that are into insects mating...

Oh...well then...

AIN'T NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!

PARTY AT GOATMAN'S MAN CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit, I can picture it now. Just stand on one tile of the sidewalk, look around suspiciously, press a secret button on a tree, and descend into the MANCAVE.
50" flatscreen, fridge full of beer, fireplace with moose head, bacon cooking on the grill, a perfect paradise.

I'd only need a Faux-concrete piece with wood under it so as to weigh enough to pick up and put back, leading to my corridor of Supremacy to my Mancave of Awesome.

PARTY AT GOATMAN'S MAN CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...i love you XD

I feel emotions similar to consuming large amounts of chocolate you too.

With a Spoon? Did you know they made a short movie about you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

and after all that running that fast ass didn't lose any weight

*fat

Is that what happened to your Englishing skills?

i mean...if you shove it down their throat....

Men don't let men wear flip flops.

The majority of flip flops either wouldn't fit in your mouth, or you could bite through it and eat it, because it's a flip flop. Even trying to beat someone to death with it, you might end up giving them a nice breeze and maybe, just maybe, a bruise.

...i love you XD

I feel emotions similar to consuming large amounts of chocolate you too.

you obviously don't have portuguese/Italian friends with angry grandparents. Flipflops and slippers.. it's like they trained for the apocolypse with hat shit, their accuracy is un-fucking-canny.

Everything is a weapon nowadays
The UK classified limes as a weapon...

whoever in my city bought a fucking footlong bread at subway and used it to beat someone, without using their fists is a total douche....I misses going to subway after 10.....

I could kill someone with a lime. I could kill someone with a belt. With a little imagination, I could kill someone with a spoon. I'd have a pretty hard time, killing someone with a fucking flipflop.

With a Spoon? Did you know they made a short movie about you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

and after all that running that fast ass didn't lose any weight

*fat

Is that what happened to your Englishing skills?

i mean...if you shove it down their throat....

Men don't let men wear flip flops.

The majority of flip flops either wouldn't fit in your mouth, or you could bite through it and eat it, because it's a flip flop. Even trying to beat someone to death with it, you might end up giving them a nice breeze and maybe, just maybe, a bruise.

...i love you XD

I feel emotions similar to consuming large amounts of chocolate you too.

Imagine how horrible it had been if it were crocs

If you're Dominican, it's a registered lethal weapon.

Like seriously, a mother could beat the crap out of you with a flip flop, in the middle of the street in DR, no one would give a shit

Me. having arab parents ain't the greatest thing ever

You're obviously not Hispanic.

mfw your comment

Thumbed your comment...
... But only because Jeremy McKinnon's Beard XD

I'm not even sure if a flip flop is a real weapon. If you went to the police, and claimed assault with a deadly weapon, and then told them that weapon was a flip flop, they'll likely beat you with something that isn't broken by the gap between my big toe and that other fucking toe I don't know the name of.

you obviously don't have portuguese/Italian friends with angry grandparents. Flipflops and slippers.. it's like they trained for the apocolypse with hat shit, their accuracy is un-fucking-canny.

Everything is a weapon nowadays
The UK classified limes as a weapon...

whoever in my city bought a fucking footlong bread at subway and used it to beat someone, without using their fists is a total douche....I misses going to subway after 10.....

I could kill someone with a lime. I could kill someone with a belt. With a little imagination, I could kill someone with a spoon. I'd have a pretty hard time, killing someone with a fucking flipflop.

With a Spoon? Did you know they made a short movie about you?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

and after all that running that fast ass didn't lose any weight

*fat

Is that what happened to your Englishing skills?

i mean...if you shove it down their throat....

Men don't let men wear flip flops.

The majority of flip flops either wouldn't fit in your mouth, or you could bite through it and eat it, because it's a flip flop. Even trying to beat someone to death with it, you might end up giving them a nice breeze and maybe, just maybe, a bruise.

...i love you XD

I feel emotions similar to consuming large amounts of chocolate you too.

You got stung by a saturniidae caterpillar, most likely. Be grateful--some of the ones from South America can leave scars.

It is the feeling of a gunshot wound. I was stabbed right in the stomach.

Do you want to be fus roh dah'd off a mountain by the dragonborn? I don't think so.

Thanks bro.
Guess making a user finally paid off

**chrisbaws rolls 72** I'm here to roll dubs. Kbye

Common belief within the bible is the holy trinity is exactly that, Jesus, god and the holy ghost are all the same. Which would make sense, since god made both of them and is supposed to be using them to enact his desires but whatever that's a different story.

Anyways, that would mean that god created humans (with his omniscience remember, he would also be knowing that eve would eat the fruit no matter what and that he pretty much made her eat it), then when eve ate the fruit he got angry (Strange that he got angry when as I said, HE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN), and sent them down for eden.

Anyways fast forward to jesus, who is god, who sacrifices himself on the cross for the sins that he himself damned humans to.

Basically god made us owe him a dollar and then took one out of his pocket and passed it to his left hand from his right then saying "Thank you, now praise me".

It's pretty fucking stupid right?

OH and Hi Mrgreatnames :D

there's more to it then that. there is more emotion and symbolism in all of it. im not saying this because im trying to convert because im not. but you have to open up to the idea and what it symbolizes in order to shun or destroy our faith in god. dont be expected to be taken seriously if you just plan on being close minded and blunt.

I'm not close minded and blunt, I actually know more about religion than most theists.

I even know enough to realize that you have to take the holy book at face value, otherwise wouldn't you be trying to question and interpret gods word? Seems kind of backward doesn't it?

There is no symbolism in literal situations in the bible, Quran, Torah, etc etc.

And I could care less what it means to destroy someones faith in god, faith is an utterly useless tool. Just because someone wants something to be true and I mean really REALLY wants it to be true, like more than anything, does NOT make it true. We have to tell children there's no santa, well someone should be telling adults there's no god to give you presents when you die.

I see your point. and thats a solid thing to think . i do know that there is a chance that i could be wrong and i wasted so much time for nothing. but there also is a chance that your wrong. you just cant deny that. life all about chance bla bla bla i don't wanna get all spiritual.But i truly see what your saying . there is a chance that in the end . us believers might have fucked our self's over from the start. scary thought truly

Hey fenrir, enjoying yourself? ^^

Just joining lol, I had to respond to someone who I'm having an annoying long conversation with and he just doesn't understand the fact that I don't care if I come off as an asshole, that doesn't make me wrong or any less supported when I refute claims made by theists. But oh well haha, this content seems like it'll bring some enjoyment :3

Sadly it is nearing the end of its life (uploaded 23 hours ago) so unless it gets a shitload of traffic, there won't be much to discuss here.

I was actually on my way to bed when I saw it...
Couldn't resist xD

I do.

It features this guy called Jesus.
There's also this guy who seems to enjoy killing people. He is referred to as "God"

Are your sure he "enjoys" killing people?

He does it a lot.
And he's omnipotent.

So he obviously doesn't hate doing it.
"Shit fucked up? Better kill all of them" -God

That was blunt. I give up on this.

Well alright.

mine does that with the water bowl, then carrys it out into the living room and cries for more

There's some difference between skinny, healthy, fat, and having a medical reason like a thyroid problem. And I myself, having a thyroid problem, am 185 at 5'11, which is by no stretch skinny. You do have to realize there is a difference between being forced into a hefty weight, and not caring about yourself, which is very unhealthy.

I like bigger girls and defended this one in an earlier debate. But I have to say there is no "medical condition" on planet earth that "makes you fat." There are some that make it harder to lose weight, but that doesn't make it impossible.

I know that medical condition, i believe its called "cantputtheforkdownites"

Not everyone has a medical condition, stop using it as an excuse for them.

Thyroid conditions make it harder to lose weight, they do not magically make the body NOT run on calories. Its just like a car, some bodies are more efficient then others. But they all use fuel.