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|#1061 - I revoke my argument on premise of that being my fetish. [+] (4 new replies)||09/19/2012 on Ricky at his finest again||+2|
|#1047 - I shall persuade you to my side. Spiders cannot mate … [+] (6 new replies)||09/19/2012 on Ricky at his finest again||+2|
|#1032 - FALSE I like spiders more than I like bugs. and there'd be… [+] (8 new replies)||09/19/2012 on Ricky at his finest again||+1|
#1047 - ubergoatman (09/19/2012) [-]
Spiders cannot mate midair, as some insects do, and you cannot walk into a drove of spiders fucking at head level, unless you contact a spider web, which is easy to avoid.
And spiders don't suck your blood like mosquitoes, or crawl into your ear at night to eat your brain like an earwig.
|#19 - I feel emotions similar to consuming large amounts of chocolat…||08/22/2012 on ....:I||+5|
|#13 - I'd only need a Faux-concrete piece with wood under it so as t… [+] (2 new replies)||08/22/2012 on Long Jumper||0|
|#16 - Is that what happened to your Englishing skills?||08/22/2012 on ....:I||+11|
|#8 - ....How do you make a hole like that under the sidewalk? Think… [+] (4 new replies)||08/22/2012 on Long Jumper||+4|
|#14 - Men don't let men wear flip flops.||08/21/2012 on ....:I||+2|
|#13 - The majority of flip flops either wouldn't fit in your mouth, … [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2012 on ....:I||+4|
|#11 - I could kill someone with a lime. I could kill someone with a … [+] (10 new replies)||08/21/2012 on ....:I||+14|
|#8 - I'm not even sure if a flip flop is a real weapon. If you went… [+] (15 new replies)||08/21/2012 on ....:I||+11|
|#6 - what poor fucking kid got beat with a fucking flip flop? [+] (23 new replies)||08/21/2012 on ....:I||+188|
#8 - ubergoatman (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm not even sure if a flip flop is a real weapon. If you went to the police, and claimed assault with a deadly weapon, and then told them that weapon was a flip flop, they'll likely beat you with something that isn't broken by the gap between my big toe and that other fucking toe I don't know the name of.
|#100 - ...Emo's would bitch. Metalheads would find that bitch's house…||08/21/2012 on What the actual fuck||0|
|#121 - It is the feeling of a gunshot wound. I was stabbed right in t…||08/21/2012 on Caterpillar?||0|
|#7 - Ever been stung by a Caterpillar? The pain is like nothing you… [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2012 on Caterpillar?||+1|
|#100 - ....No one wants Elder Scrolls? [+] (1 new reply)||08/21/2012 on Hardest choice ever||+1|
|#156 - I thumbed this guy up just because he isn't an anon. … [+] (15 new replies)||08/15/2012 on Theory to God||-6|
#169 - N. Korean citizen (08/16/2012) [-]
my god do you know ANYTHING about the bible?
#185 - noblexfenrir (08/16/2012) [-]
Common belief within the bible is the holy trinity is exactly that, Jesus, god and the holy ghost are all the same. Which would make sense, since god made both of them and is supposed to be using them to enact his desires but whatever that's a different story.
Anyways, that would mean that god created humans (with his omniscience remember, he would also be knowing that eve would eat the fruit no matter what and that he pretty much made her eat it), then when eve ate the fruit he got angry (Strange that he got angry when as I said, HE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN), and sent them down for eden.
Anyways fast forward to jesus, who is god, who sacrifices himself on the cross for the sins that he himself damned humans to.
Basically god made us owe him a dollar and then took one out of his pocket and passed it to his left hand from his right then saying "Thank you, now praise me".
It's pretty fucking stupid right?
OH and Hi Mrgreatnames :D
#208 - mabarii (08/16/2012) [-]
there's more to it then that. there is more emotion and symbolism in all of it. im not saying this because im trying to convert because im not. but you have to open up to the idea and what it symbolizes in order to shun or destroy our faith in god. dont be expected to be taken seriously if you just plan on being close minded and blunt.
#218 - noblexfenrir (08/16/2012) [-]
I'm not close minded and blunt, I actually know more about religion than most theists.
I even know enough to realize that you have to take the holy book at face value, otherwise wouldn't you be trying to question and interpret gods word? Seems kind of backward doesn't it?
There is no symbolism in literal situations in the bible, Quran, Torah, etc etc.
And I could care less what it means to destroy someones faith in god, faith is an utterly useless tool. Just because someone wants something to be true and I mean really REALLY wants it to be true, like more than anything, does NOT make it true. We have to tell children there's no santa, well someone should be telling adults there's no god to give you presents when you die.
#234 - mabarii (08/16/2012) [-]
I see your point. and thats a solid thing to think . i do know that there is a chance that i could be wrong and i wasted so much time for nothing. but there also is a chance that your wrong. you just cant deny that. life all about chance bla bla bla i don't wanna get all spiritual.But i truly see what your saying . there is a chance that in the end . us believers might have fucked our self's over from the start. scary thought truly
#195 - noblexfenrir (08/16/2012) [-]
Just joining lol, I had to respond to someone who I'm having an annoying long conversation with and he just doesn't understand the fact that I don't care if I come off as an asshole, that doesn't make me wrong or any less supported when I refute claims made by theists. But oh well haha, this content seems like it'll bring some enjoyment :3
|#10 - all two of them?!?!?!||08/15/2012 on Creepy Music Video||0|
|#12 - when my cat wants newer food, he walks over to his food bowl, … [+] (1 new reply)||08/15/2012 on Excuse Me||+1|
|#152 - There's some difference between skinny, healthy, fat, and havi…||08/14/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE||0|
|#42 - THAT. WOULD. BE. I. bring the hate||08/14/2012 on No Kitty Left Behind||-1|
|#120 - it's not a man, it's a fat woman. [+] (11 new replies)||08/14/2012 on CAAAAAAAKE||0|
#123 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
No not fat. But I know people who are bigger, due to medical conditions. People don't have to be skinny to be beautiful.
#152 - ubergoatman (08/14/2012) [-]
There's some difference between skinny, healthy, fat, and having a medical reason like a thyroid problem. And I myself, having a thyroid problem, am 185 at 5'11, which is by no stretch skinny. You do have to realize there is a difference between being forced into a hefty weight, and not caring about yourself, which is very unhealthy.
#138 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
There are medical conditions that make you gain weight rapidly. I never said it was impossible to lose the weight you are correct on that aspect, but it's extremely difficult. Medication can help, but it's still very hard. Like I said before, medical conditions involving the thyroid can cause rapid weight gain. Among other things like hair falling out, and in extreme cases, thyroid tumors.
#127 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
You're so clever...People make fun of bigger people because it's easy. And the medical condition usually involves the thyroid.
#140 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm not saying every big person has a medical condition. I'm basically saying you can't judge every big person and think they all sit on their asses and eat all day. This is the point I'm making.
#146 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
But they do cause the persons metabolism to falter. If the right amount of hormone from the thyroid isn't being released, it causes weight gain, or when to much is released it cause weight lose. There are people with over active thyroids who can't gain weight.
#155 - N. Korean citizen (08/14/2012) [-]
|#70 - That doesn't help Christianity at all. that just proves that b…||05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ||0|
|#69 - Scientology is the best hurr-durr Xenu!||05/24/2012 on Shitstorms in FJ||0|
|#218 - I think the Christian directed hate is due to the 1000 years o…||05/18/2012 on I lol'd||0|