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ubergoatman  

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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#69 - Now watch, As I magically don't care!!!! …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2012 on FINALLY!!!! +12
#92 - thezephyr (10/19/2012) [-]
someone with common sense and human decency on the internet?
#89 - xgrandmoffx (10/19/2012) [-]
now watch as I don't care that you don't care
User avatar #190 - ubergoatman (10/20/2012) [-]
And I bet you don't care that I care about your .gif, because I found it humorous.
User avatar #78 - fjanony (10/19/2012) [-]
If only everyone else was as well. Including bronies.
#72 - torky (10/19/2012) [-]
#32 - And yet, no one cares. I never claimed to be a nice man 10/18/2012 on Every girl +10
#7 - She has a fivehead...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on An hero -1
User avatar #9 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/14/2012) [-]
Fore and a half head of you ask me, not a full blown fivehead
#17 - It just has that look of,"Yepp, I put out a lot" or … 10/14/2012 on Amanda Todd -1
#13 - Not that pretty, face is fucked up/Whorish. 0/10 Woul…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Amanda Todd -4
#24 - EFGTellsTheTruth (10/14/2012) [-]
Fuck your opinion and stupid logic.
#16 - barehype (10/14/2012) [-]
How can someone's face be whorish?
#17 - ubergoatman has deleted their comment.
#64 - ....I don't think she's hot. And her face weirds me out. … 10/14/2012 on Amanda Todd +4
#67 - Dethklok isn't "core". Gaffot. 10/12/2012 on HOT DUBSTEP METAL GIRL -2
#9 - I thought I smelled a nigras. 10/12/2012 on Girls Motorcycle Wheelie Fail +1
#7 - Well you know what I mean. I thumbed you anyway, because I don… 10/12/2012 on Girls Motorcycle Wheelie Fail +1
#5 - ...You expected women to be able to drive? Srsly? Srsly. 10/12/2012 on Girls Motorcycle Wheelie Fail +7
#7 - This isn't gay midget porn. This isn't gay midget… 10/12/2012 on Gay Midget Porn +1
#73 - Pretty sure that's not what he was talking about, mate. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on PETA +3
User avatar #102 - esmebuffay (10/12/2012) [-]
Oops lol, I should clearly read and type more carefully in the future.
#103 - When the Veil falls, all will be one and one will be all. 10/10/2012 on Monster Comp part 2 +1
#297 - Same thing happened to me. I would never let a woman drive, es… 10/10/2012 on Dumb sister 0
#6 - I smell incest  [+] (11 new replies) 10/05/2012 on lil'bitch +195
#71 - griphun (10/05/2012) [-]
#20 - FourchansChosenone (10/05/2012) [-]
#18 - merrymarvelite (10/05/2012) [-]
Nuts to incest. I'm not her brother.
#15 - Ddubber (10/05/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this
#14 - daviestwokayoneone (10/05/2012) [-]
#13 - intimeaux (10/05/2012) [-]
#55 - doctorlean (10/05/2012) [-]
I immediately smelt curry and mustard when I saw your gif.
#12 - bloodyisrael (10/05/2012) [-]
#10 - XRevelationX (10/05/2012) [-]
#8 - Lostdemon (10/05/2012) [-]
#17 - responsibletim (10/05/2012) [-]
#282 - .... gay YYYYYYYY  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Feels +1
#311 - aagottl (10/01/2012) [-]
Those were damn good rolls son.
#286 - I think that someone is trying to kill me Infecting my blo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Leviathan comp 0
User avatar #310 - companioncombined (10/01/2012) [-]
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL
WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAAAAAAAIL
#31 - Did no one else notice the gold deposits? Niggas getting rich … 09/29/2012 on Aerial shot of a river in... 0
#195 - It's funny because they aren't. 09/29/2012 on Let's bomb Iran! -4
#57 - His name just sounds.... I don't know. It's unnatural and sayi… 09/29/2012 on This is pretty accurate 0
#49 - Fuck yeah master would be that cruel. Now don't you have some …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2012 on pokemon comp #01 -15
User avatar #119 - sketchbrah (09/28/2012) [-]
"shieldemon"
This isn't digimon you dumb fuck.Not everything has a "mon" at the end.
#179 - Pompano (09/29/2012) [-]
Shieldemon?
#96 - Nordic Warrior 09/27/2012 on Trick-or-treat, bitch 0
#44 - I frequent Morbid Channel. Said .gif has broken my fear bounda… 09/27/2012 on Thumb Whore +1
#54 - Did no one else notice the Draugr deathlord? lol  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Trick-or-treat, bitch 0
User avatar #95 - heartlessrobot (09/27/2012) [-]
You mean crypt master? Or nordic warrior?
User avatar #96 - ubergoatman (09/27/2012) [-]
Nordic Warrior
#661 - >inb4 I cared because I was phone >inb4 but wait my … 09/27/2012 on That girl from Tumblr 0
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#1 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
hello
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#2 to #1 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Howdy.
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#3 to #2 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
hi darling, how are you today
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#4 to #3 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Well my sleep schedule is shot to hell, and I just woke up from a 13 hour nap where I had the most amazing and vivid dream ever, and I woke up and cried because it wasn't true....

So you can say things have been better.
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#5 to #4 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry to hear that darling, what was the dream about if you dont mind sharing
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#6 to #5 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Society had collapsed, and a plague swept through mankind. I was immune, and I said my goodbyes to everyone I knew, grabbed some guns, got in my car, and just left. That's where the dream ended, but I had such a sense of freedom....

At least a week passed over the course of this dream, and it's all so vivid...
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#7 to #6 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry that the dream depressed you darling, have you tried doing something to take your mind off of it
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#8 to #7 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Like? It's the middle of the night here .-.

I've tried, but nothing is really helping me shake this feeling.
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#9 to #8 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
you could try listening to music darling, something slow and serine i would think like David Nevue's Solitude, or the moonlight sonata
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#10 to #9 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
I've been listening to Boards of Canada for a little while now. No change...
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#11 to #10 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
well then maybe you need to think about it darling, as stupid as it may sounds maybe what you need to do is stop trying to back away from it but dive deeper
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Trust me, I'm trying to. I just sort of feel melancholy and remorseful about it, I don't really know why... I don't know why it feels like a burden to me.
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#13 to #12 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
well then i dont know how i can help you darling, maybe you should try going back to sleep
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User avatar #14 to #13 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
I've tried that one too. I'm reading scary stories, and the paranoia is helping a little bit. It's pretty ironic. I feel better knowing that someone is trying to help though, so you really are helping.
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#15 to #14 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry i am unable to help darling, however it is late for me and i am due to wake up at a insane time tommorow morning so i will have to bid you a goodnight, i hope you are feeeling better tommorow darling
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User avatar #16 to #15 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
Goodnight to you too, I'm sure I'll be awake at whatever time you have to wake up.

Maybe I'll look into some psycho-analytical stuff or something.
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#17 to #16 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
did you have any luck darling
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User avatar #18 to #17 - ubergoatman (05/23/2013) [-]
A slight bit. I've decided to go camping for the next few days and let nature clear my mind.
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#19 to #18 - tomanyusernames (05/23/2013) [-]
alright darling, i hope you enjoy yourself
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User avatar #20 to #19 - ubergoatman (05/31/2013) [-]
My extended camping trip was very enjoyable, I even found a new cave to explore!
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#21 to #20 - tomanyusernames (05/31/2013) [-]
thats good darling
 
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