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ubergoatman

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Date Signed Up:12/06/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#34726
Highest Content Rank:#4465
Highest Comment Rank:#2705
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Total Comments Made:1004
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latest user's comments

#191 - And I'll never notice you. 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) 0
#189 - You just remember who was the first thumb....  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) 0
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#188 - Jesus H. **** this picture scares the bejebus out of me 03/23/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#9890 - you son of a bitch 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#9889 - I hate how much you're making me laugh right now. I d… 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9888 - but other than the whole incredibly awkward thing, I find you …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9939 - accalia (03/23/2014) [-]
You wanna do the sex on me?
User avatar #10063 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I would do the sex on you for eons.
User avatar #10162 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#10163 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes. I shall bask in your gratitude.
User avatar #10167 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Umm... that's taking it a little too far dude
User avatar #10168 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Those were attempts at humor.
User avatar #10169 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
^_^ I am glad then because I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable,
User avatar #10235 - ubergoatman (03/25/2014) [-]
I have an unfortunate tendency to do that to people.
User avatar #10285 - accalia (03/26/2014) [-]
Its all good as long as it was a joke ^_^
#8234015 - How about no you bloody wanker? 03/23/2014 on Autism Board 0
#6 - Oh, stop it you  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on (Oh See) +1
#9 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #189 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
You just remember who was the first thumb....
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#1 - I shall thumb based entirely on the amount of awkward effort …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2014 on (Oh See) +15
User avatar #2 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
I love you new senpai.
#6 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, stop it you
#9 - WhiteCrayon (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #189 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
You just remember who was the first thumb....
#190 - WhiteCrayon (03/23/2014) [-]
I'll always remeber you senpai
User avatar #191 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
And I'll never notice you.
#9034 - WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9030 - ...What...what even is that? 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9028 - IT'S NOT A UNI BROW IT'S AN AWKWARD SHADOW I SWEAR 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9006 - This is no longer about you. This is about myself and rakuraim… 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#35 - I'm trying really hard to maintain enough self control not to …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Gone with the wind +1
User avatar #39 - skullball (03/22/2014) [-]
i clicked it and was disappointed
#9000 - just kidding it was awful 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#8999 - If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
#8994 - ...You seem to be taking it much more positively...... Or shou…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #8997 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
;p
User avatar #8999 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can go fuck yourself with a rake.
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
#3 - I bet he didn't grunt like a wild boar in labor while doing it either. 03/22/2014 on First i am hearing of this +374
#8990 - I'm quite sure by the look on your wife's face that there is o…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
User avatar #8992 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
One's also in mine.....
User avatar #8994 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
...You seem to be taking it much more positively...... Or should I say, prostately.....
User avatar #8997 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
;p
User avatar #8999 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can go fuck yourself with a rake.
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
User avatar #8993 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
actually like five or more
#8986 - DIGLETT DIGLETT DIGLET DIGLETT DIGLETT DIGLET DIGLETT DIGLETT …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +4
#9154 - shagtastic (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #8988 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
Fucking diglets need to get out of my bed
User avatar #8990 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm quite sure by the look on your wife's face that there is one in her ass.
User avatar #8992 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
One's also in mine.....
User avatar #8994 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
...You seem to be taking it much more positively...... Or should I say, prostately.....
User avatar #8997 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
;p
User avatar #8999 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
If that wasn't the best goddamn pun you've ever heard, you can go fuck yourself with a rake.
User avatar #9002 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
It was the best!!!!!!!
User avatar #9000 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
just kidding it was awful
User avatar #8993 - rakuraimasuta (03/22/2014) [-]
actually like five or more
#8984 - I would hit that with more force than the fist of an angry god.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +6
#9174 - larfang (03/22/2014) [-]
I don't think I have ever gotten such a compliment before. But thank you good sir
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#8983 - Bad webcam is bad. and no, I don't have a uni brow. This was a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9021 - cvitza (03/22/2014) [-]
hahahahahahah you have unibroooooow XD
User avatar #9034 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET
User avatar #9028 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT A UNI BROW IT'S AN AWKWARD SHADOW I SWEAR
#8981 - So I guess I'm going to go for the second running of "Sex…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +3
#9213 - garnichtgut (03/22/2014) [-]
i like your brow
the whole one.
User avatar #9890 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
you son of a bitch
#9109 - satoshimiwa (03/22/2014) [-]
"Is there something you need? Can I carry your sword? Shine your boots perhaps?"
User avatar #9889 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I hate how much you're making me laugh right now.

I don't style it or anything. It just does this when I get out of the shower
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#9024 - skeidar (03/22/2014) [-]
Dad?
User avatar #9030 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
...What...what even is that?
User avatar #8983 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
Bad webcam is bad. and no, I don't have a uni brow. This was a terrible idea
User avatar #9021 - cvitza (03/22/2014) [-]
hahahahahahah you have unibroooooow XD
User avatar #9034 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
WHEN YOU ENLARGE THE PICTURE THERE IS NOT A UNIBROW DO IT DO EEEEEEET
User avatar #9028 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT A UNI BROW IT'S AN AWKWARD SHADOW I SWEAR
#8970 - .....We have found Admin's true reason for running the site....... 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +5
#8969 - You know, reading that whole exchange made me cringe so hard I…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #9246 - accalia (03/22/2014) [-]
You and me both uber, it kinda made me feel uncomfortable and I am sorry that it made you cringe to the point you tore a muscle
User avatar #9888 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
but other than the whole incredibly awkward thing, I find you highly attractive and/or would like to make the sex to you.

Not saying I will. Just letting you know I'd like to.
User avatar #9939 - accalia (03/23/2014) [-]
You wanna do the sex on me?
User avatar #10063 - ubergoatman (03/23/2014) [-]
I would do the sex on you for eons.
User avatar #10162 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Thanks?
#10163 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Yes. I shall bask in your gratitude.
User avatar #10167 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
Umm... that's taking it a little too far dude
User avatar #10168 - ubergoatman (03/24/2014) [-]
Those were attempts at humor.
User avatar #10169 - accalia (03/24/2014) [-]
^_^ I am glad then because I was starting to feel a little uncomfortable,
User avatar #10235 - ubergoatman (03/25/2014) [-]
I have an unfortunate tendency to do that to people.
User avatar #10285 - accalia (03/26/2014) [-]
Its all good as long as it was a joke ^_^

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