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Last Login:7/23/2014
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#66 - Well hey, they had to work their way up from "Baby factor…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on i'm pretty sure that's illegal -4
User avatar #99 - fukkendragonite (03/22/2014) [-]
I can't believe what I just read... Wow...
User avatar #100 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
....I should not get into internet arguments whilst under the influence of catnip.
#172 - devout feminist (03/25/2014) [-]
whats so bad about what you said? its true, people should be so petty.

and as for men sitting and taking it, what would be the point of equality if the tables just turned like that? idiots.
#62 - Are we going to talk about what most of the jobs you're referr…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2014 on i'm pretty sure that's illegal +1
User avatar #65 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/22/2014) [-]
Females were barred from any careers aside from stewardess, waitress, secretary, elementary school teacher, and airline attendant. They couldn't be scientists, engineers, politicians, or any white or blue collar field. It was either the very few "female" careers that had shit pay, or be a stay at home mom baby factory.
User avatar #66 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
Well hey, they had to work their way up from "Baby factory" to "Actual factory worker/amputee" to a position of higher pay and intelligence. Same thing immigrants had to do. And not just in America, pretty much everywhere unless you were already a scientist or doctor elsewhere.
User avatar #99 - fukkendragonite (03/22/2014) [-]
I can't believe what I just read... Wow...
User avatar #100 - ubergoatman (03/22/2014) [-]
....I should not get into internet arguments whilst under the influence of catnip.
#172 - devout feminist (03/25/2014) [-]
whats so bad about what you said? its true, people should be so petty.

and as for men sitting and taking it, what would be the point of equality if the tables just turned like that? idiots.
#7 - This is 9-Gag quality bad. 03/21/2014 on kinky time +2
#1 - Fuckin' Doug and his mandles. 03/21/2014 on old people 0
#1 - And how exactly do you plan on upkeeping that? 03/20/2014 on hehe 0
#42 - HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE 03/20/2014 on Oh God -1
#48 - >Polish Resistance against Nazi Invasion  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn +12
User avatar #54 - windson (03/15/2014) [-]
get ready for a red-thumb ass whooping, you personal opinion-weilding bigot.
#61 - To the Top Comment Slot glorious anon! 03/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#401 - Please tell me you're not dying a virgin. Because if you are, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on This is it guys +1
#404 - jettective (03/13/2014) [-]
ive fucked my girlfriend once every few weeks even post-diagnosis, all good
#273 - I had the strange feeling it was people. 03/13/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm 0
#271 - is it food?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm 0
#272 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
to some people, yes

yfw you find out its about cannibalism
User avatar #273 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
I had the strange feeling it was people.
#13 - Refer to 9-11 03/13/2014 on an asshole 0
#11 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on an asshole +20
#17 - ibowtobacon (03/13/2014) [-]
#10 - WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on an asshole 0
#12 - mrjweezy (03/13/2014) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #13 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
Refer to 9-11
#115 - wut.... 03/13/2014 on AdminxPhanact OC Reading +1
#268 - why does this worry me?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm +1
#270 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
you have good instincts then.
cmon over mayn im making dinner
User avatar #271 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
is it food?
#272 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
to some people, yes

yfw you find out its about cannibalism
User avatar #273 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
I had the strange feeling it was people.
#68 - I thought you'd like something to reflect your sentiments....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on Even Satan is scared shitless 0
#69 - allcontent (03/13/2014) [-]
Its so spooky... I love it
#207 - It's like having money, if money was useless.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm 0
User avatar #210 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Oddly good comparison
#204 - I mean I don't actually communicate with anyone on the site. B…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm +2
User avatar #219 - jackmanagan (03/12/2014) [-]
ill communicate with you. for now and forever!
User avatar #268 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
why does this worry me?
#270 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
you have good instincts then.
cmon over mayn im making dinner
User avatar #271 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
is it food?
#272 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
to some people, yes

yfw you find out its about cannibalism
User avatar #273 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
I had the strange feeling it was people.
#206 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, those are nice at least
User avatar #207 - ubergoatman (03/12/2014) [-]
It's like having money, if money was useless.
User avatar #210 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Oddly good comparison
#48 - there you go  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Even Satan is scared shitless 0
#60 - allcontent (03/12/2014) [-]
deargodwahtisthat
User avatar #68 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
I thought you'd like something to reflect your sentiments....
#69 - allcontent (03/13/2014) [-]
Its so spooky... I love it
#86 - and being mentally retarded doesn't mean you don't understand … 03/12/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr +5
#190 - I also have no friends on the site to care if i die.... so the…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/12/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm 0
User avatar #201 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
We're all friends here, don't be a whore
User avatar #215 - edraham (03/12/2014) [-]
That's kind of sweet from you to say that.
It can even explain the shitload of redthumbs you can throw on some friend! (not ironic hey...)
User avatar #217 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Tough love
#204 - ubergoatman (03/12/2014) [-]
I mean I don't actually communicate with anyone on the site. But at least I have my comment thumbs, right? (Minor accomplishments, HOOOOOOOOOOO!)
User avatar #219 - jackmanagan (03/12/2014) [-]
ill communicate with you. for now and forever!
User avatar #268 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
why does this worry me?
#270 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
you have good instincts then.
cmon over mayn im making dinner
User avatar #271 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
is it food?
#272 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
to some people, yes

yfw you find out its about cannibalism
User avatar #273 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
I had the strange feeling it was people.
#206 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, those are nice at least
User avatar #207 - ubergoatman (03/12/2014) [-]
It's like having money, if money was useless.
User avatar #210 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Oddly good comparison
#189 - I can't wait until he comes back and flips out over everyone t…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/12/2014 on R.I.P. Roflstorm +13
#227 - devout feminist (03/12/2014) [-]
He added this to his favorites under an alt account.
User avatar #190 - ubergoatman (03/12/2014) [-]
I also have no friends on the site to care if i die.... so there's that depressing slice of news.
User avatar #201 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
We're all friends here, don't be a whore
User avatar #215 - edraham (03/12/2014) [-]
That's kind of sweet from you to say that.
It can even explain the shitload of redthumbs you can throw on some friend! (not ironic hey...)
User avatar #217 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Tough love
#204 - ubergoatman (03/12/2014) [-]
I mean I don't actually communicate with anyone on the site. But at least I have my comment thumbs, right? (Minor accomplishments, HOOOOOOOOOOO!)
User avatar #219 - jackmanagan (03/12/2014) [-]
ill communicate with you. for now and forever!
User avatar #268 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
why does this worry me?
#270 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
you have good instincts then.
cmon over mayn im making dinner
User avatar #271 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
is it food?
#272 - jackmanagan (03/13/2014) [-]
to some people, yes

yfw you find out its about cannibalism
User avatar #273 - ubergoatman (03/13/2014) [-]
I had the strange feeling it was people.
#206 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, those are nice at least
User avatar #207 - ubergoatman (03/12/2014) [-]
It's like having money, if money was useless.
User avatar #210 - jasohazard (03/12/2014) [-]
Oddly good comparison
#59 - and a terrible one it was. 03/12/2014 on Our reaction when it's... +4
#20 - "You like meeeennn" 03/12/2014 on me > you 0
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