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My hobbies include writing retarded comments and rolling pictures.
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|#3 - In the next game they should have a dude with 5 magikarp with … [+] (3 new replies)||02/02/2014 on Magikarp||+78|
#5 - snowshark (02/02/2014) [-]
No, it needs to have a special, magikarp-only move that only comes with one in every 1,000,000 magikarp.
The move is called "Magikarpe Diem" and it does 100% damage to every pokemon it hits and always goes first. However it only has 5 pp, meaning it will take down all of the pokemon in your party but the last one. What's more, if anyone can catch a Magikarp with Magikarpe Diem the following text appears.
"Magikarp forgot how to use Magikarpe Diem.
Magikarp learned 'SPLASH'.
Magikarp used Slash"
|#17 - The catch me if you can thing is from Catch Me If You Can, I beleive.||02/02/2014 on Just give him an oscar||+1|
|#64 - Theres some people on here that like it, so some of those peop…||02/02/2014 on Summer Homework||0|
|#38 - **tytanhavok rolls 46** Bananana||02/02/2014 on You missed!||0|
|#382 - "brother hit me in the face".. with Kool-Aid …||02/01/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 6||+3|
|#260 - This racial pride stuff seems silly. Its just race, isnt it? … [+] (6 new replies)||01/28/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you...||+15|
#816 - fefe (01/29/2014) [-]
>implying you even know your own heritage
>your ancestors came from Africa. just like everybodies.
|#558 - Picture||01/28/2014 on WHOOOO!||0|
|#86 - You know the fanservice is strong when even the zombies get pantyshots||01/27/2014 on Fanservice||0|
|#51 - Its a dude isnt it [+] (1 new reply)||01/27/2014 on Magical Gurls||+1|
|#62 - Yosuke's probably just jealous||01/27/2014 on Kanji||0|
|#93 - TBH I couldnt stand these comics but I didnt hate this one||01/21/2014 on Pedo Papa||0|
|#105 - I didn't know we were only allowing certain people to use imag… [+] (1 new reply)||01/13/2014 on 'Murica||-1|
|#360 - Oh sure, but nobody else I know has ever heard of the anime … [+] (1 new reply)||01/07/2014 on this guy||0|
|#250 - My place had something like this and I hit a Monster House||01/07/2014 on New apartment? Time to...||0|
|#10 - Mine will say "Whoops!"||01/03/2014 on Gravestones||+2|
|#75 - I was actually willing to give Vinny a chance.. But I di…||12/24/2013 on Lots of people got RIP...||0|
|#1 - Used Jinx and Yi doesnt count||12/22/2013 on [LoL] Top 3 1V5 Pentakill||0|
|#159 - Aaand then it runs away||12/15/2013 on When yo girl turns out to...||+1|
|#8 - One of the crappier auto-abilities, isnt it? [+] (4 new replies)||12/08/2013 on (untitled)||+1|
|#16 - HE SAID DONT RUIN IT FOR HIM||12/08/2013 on Gotta catch them all||+2|
|#145 - Going with Death Note||12/08/2013 on This Should Be Fun||0|
|#333 - Most recently watched anime for me? Watamote. **…||12/08/2013 on mine was magi||0|
|#204 - **tytanhavok rolls 664**||12/08/2013 on Anime Roulette||0|
|#7 - I forgot to mention that this is assuming that they only fight once.||12/07/2013 on Backstab||0|
|#1 - ...I actually think if the two fought Dovahkiin would win. [+] (34 new replies)||12/07/2013 on Backstab||+14|
#22 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
You can buff weapons and use different upgrade paths to make them do magic/fire/lightning/physical damage.
So, they both have enchanted weapons.
From my point of view, since I've played a lot of both games, if we took away Chosen Undead's immortality, and Dovakiin's shouts, Chosen Undead would win, only because he has a wider variety of attacks and weapons that do different things. Other than that, they're pretty damn equal.
#8 - fefe (12/07/2013) [-]
#2 - fefe (12/07/2013) [-]
Always remember that when the Dragonborn dies...he stays dead.
#43 - gonnakill (12/16/2013) [-]
try to backstab then he activates slow time slow or bend will ,kill shout, dark soul armor focuses on poison and bleed and shit. Dovahkin could not kill him with poision or bleed . Dovahkin armor can go than 3000 armor weapon damage can go over 500. spellbreaker. volendrung one hit no stamina cant roll or dodge.Dark souls roll and run can dodge multilple dragonborn attacks. But personaly could he defeat dragon and a dragonborn spectral assasin at once?
#46 - lardking (12/21/2013) [-]
oh you have fancy armor? I have bleed-dealing and poison-dealing weapons.
the DB is a child in an amusement park. no matter how high you set the difficulty, its only a matter of 'find the exploit'.
The Chosen Undead is a murderer of gods, kills dragons greater than the iguanas from TES, and delves into pits far worse than any plane of oblivion.