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tytanhavok

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/20/2012
Last Login:4/02/2015
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Total Comments Made:534
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My hobbies include writing retarded comments and rolling pictures.

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#3 - In the next game they should have a dude with 5 magikarp with …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Magikarp +78
User avatar #5 - snowshark (02/02/2014) [-]
No, it needs to have a special, magikarp-only move that only comes with one in every 1,000,000 magikarp.

The move is called "Magikarpe Diem" and it does 100% damage to every pokemon it hits and always goes first. However it only has 5 pp, meaning it will take down all of the pokemon in your party but the last one. What's more, if anyone can catch a Magikarp with Magikarpe Diem the following text appears.

"Magikarp forgot how to use Magikarpe Diem.

Magikarp learned 'SPLASH'.

Magikarp used Slash"
#9 - sudoku (02/02/2014) [-]
Fuck, it'll know Slash too?
User avatar #6 - makotoitou (02/02/2014) [-]
In other news the amount of wifi kiddies with action replays triple.
#17 - The catch me if you can thing is from Catch Me If You Can, I beleive. 02/02/2014 on Just give him an oscar +1
#64 - Theres some people on here that like it, so some of those peop… 02/02/2014 on Summer Homework 0
#38 - **tytanhavok rolls 46** Bananana 02/02/2014 on You missed! 0
#382 - "brother hit me in the face".. with Kool-Aid … 02/01/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 6 +3
#260 - This racial pride stuff seems silly. Its just race, isnt it? …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you... +15
#273 - stalini (01/28/2014) [-]
"just race"? that sounds like it was something that was not even noticiable.
#263 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
Also
>implying your heritage does not matter
>Does not know the meaning of life
#816 - fefe (01/29/2014) [-]
>implying you even know your own heritage
>your ancestors came from Africa. just like everybodies.
>nigger.
#862 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
And another reminder?
#861 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
Actually, that theory has been debunked.
look at haplogroup I nigga
#261 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
>Implying Krogans did not deserve it
#558 - Picture 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! 0
#86 - You know the fanservice is strong when even the zombies get pantyshots 01/27/2014 on Fanservice 0
#51 - Its a dude isnt it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Magical Gurls +1
User avatar #52 - amalur (01/27/2014) [-]
yep
#62 - Yosuke's probably just jealous 01/27/2014 on Kanji 0
#93 - TBH I couldnt stand these comics but I didnt hate this one 01/21/2014 on Pedo Papa 0
#105 - I didn't know we were only allowing certain people to use imag…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on 'Murica -1
User avatar #112 - soundofwinter (01/13/2014) [-]
I patented and copyrighted the word Mussolini and all associations of it
#360 - Oh sure, but nobody else I know has ever heard of the anime …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on this guy 0
#375 - thebaseballexpert (01/07/2014) [-]
anime was alright, videogame was meh,manga was great

9/10 would go back to jr high and read again
#250 - My place had something like this and I hit a Monster House 01/07/2014 on New apartment? Time to... 0
#10 - Mine will say "Whoops!" 01/03/2014 on Gravestones +2
#75 - I was actually willing to give Vinny a chance.. But I di… 12/24/2013 on Lots of people got RIP... 0
#1 - Used Jinx and Yi doesnt count 12/22/2013 on [LoL] Top 3 1V5 Pentakill 0
#159 - Aaand then it runs away 12/15/2013 on When yo girl turns out to... +1
#8 - One of the crappier auto-abilities, isnt it?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2013 on (untitled) +1
#9 - funnyjunkknight (12/08/2013) [-]
Well, it does come with some neat ovaryguns
#45 - ningyoaijin (12/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 - cfeuer (12/09/2013) [-]
are there many ovaryations to this?
User avatar #33 - iamnotstevenhooper (12/09/2013) [-]
Ovarayguns

I'll see myself out
#16 - HE SAID DONT RUIN IT FOR HIM 12/08/2013 on Gotta catch them all +2
#145 - Going with Death Note 12/08/2013 on This Should Be Fun 0
#333 - Most recently watched anime for me? Watamote. **… 12/08/2013 on mine was magi 0
#204 - **tytanhavok rolls 664** 12/08/2013 on Anime Roulette 0
#7 - I forgot to mention that this is assuming that they only fight once. 12/07/2013 on Backstab 0
#1 - ...I actually think if the two fought Dovahkiin would win.  [+] (34 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Backstab +14
User avatar #16 - RageRambo (12/08/2013) [-]
It would be the Chose Undead simply because of the immortality. Or the Undead would invade via Red Eye Stone as a Red Phantom. Repeat until Dragonborn dies or goes crazy from being haunted.
#9 - lillpip (12/07/2013) [-]
Except, you know.

Chosen Undead can't die.
User avatar #18 - holybronybatman (12/08/2013) [-]
Lets go ahead and say he can, the Dovahkiin would win.
#19 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
Alright, if the Chosen Undead can die, Dovahkiin can't use shouts.
User avatar #21 - holybronybatman (12/08/2013) [-]
Okay, fair enough, but Dovahkiin still has a shit ton of enchanted swords (sorry if you can use enchanted swords in Dark Souls, didn't play much of it.)
User avatar #22 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
You can buff weapons and use different upgrade paths to make them do magic/fire/lightning/physical damage.
So, they both have enchanted weapons.

From my point of view, since I've played a lot of both games, if we took away Chosen Undead's immortality, and Dovakiin's shouts, Chosen Undead would win, only because he has a wider variety of attacks and weapons that do different things. Other than that, they're pretty damn equal.
User avatar #23 - holybronybatman (12/08/2013) [-]
K fair. Can we consider monsters from both games attacking also?
#24 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
Sure. The monsters from both games are similar as well. A couple unique to each (Daedra for Skyrim, is one. Crystal Golems from DkS is another), but overall the same.
User avatar #25 - holybronybatman (12/08/2013) [-]
Okay... Well have a good night (or day).
#26 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
You too, man.
User avatar #28 - spateeter (12/08/2013) [-]
Before the arguement is put to rest, I have one question to settle this tiny dispute.

Which of them can blend?
#29 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
Wow, that's the stupidest, simplistic, idiotic question I've ever read in my entire life. Only a moron would ask that.

They can both blend, you asked that question as if there was something in the universe that wont blend.
#12 - derksuls (12/08/2013) [-]
But it can hollow
User avatar #20 - lillpip (12/08/2013) [-]
No he can't.

Well, he can, but he can always retain his humanity, he never goes all insane-hollow.
#8 - fefe (12/07/2013) [-]
Just roll when he uses shouts?
User avatar #49 - greatgreywolfsif (12/27/2013) [-]
**greatgreywolfsif rolls 75**
User avatar #7 - tytanhavok (12/07/2013) [-]
I forgot to mention that this is assuming that they only fight once.
User avatar #6 - trollofhalo (12/07/2013) [-]
FUS
RO DAH (Flies away)
FO
KRAH DIIN (Freezes)
Paralyze Ench. On bow
Hits a billion times with Mehrunes Dagger till dead.
#35 - carioca (12/10/2013) [-]
R1 spammer? Well, have I got news for you...
User avatar #36 - trollofhalo (12/10/2013) [-]
Where did you come from?
#37 - carioca (12/10/2013) [-]
Well, where did YOU come from?
User avatar #38 - trollofhalo (12/10/2013) [-]
Well you commented on this, and I was notified, so I came back and replied.
#39 - carioca (12/11/2013) [-]
I was looking at some content and then the comments so... Nowhere specific, I guess.
#2 - fefe (12/07/2013) [-]
Always remember that when the Dragonborn dies...he stays dead.
User avatar #15 - trystanvierra (12/08/2013) [-]
He respwans, ignorant filth.
User avatar #31 - thepardoner (12/08/2013) [-]
Nay, he restarts from the last save. The Undead resurrect at a bonfire.

If thou were to thinketh literally, thy character in skyrim never died up to thy most recent save.
#5 - gonnakill (12/07/2013) [-]
He would not need to die he has daedric armor and shouts
#40 - lardking (12/15/2013) [-]
backstab fishing and dark wood grain ring.
#43 - gonnakill (12/16/2013) [-]
try to backstab then he activates slow time slow or bend will ,kill shout, dark soul armor focuses on poison and bleed and shit. Dovahkin could not kill him with poision or bleed . Dovahkin armor can go than 3000 armor weapon damage can go over 500. spellbreaker. volendrung one hit no stamina cant roll or dodge.Dark souls roll and run can dodge multilple dragonborn attacks. But personaly could he defeat dragon and a dragonborn spectral assasin at once?
#44 - lardking (12/19/2013) [-]
considering the chosen undead has to deal with creatures that are a few hundred times his/her size, with things that can kill him/her in one hit. i'm pretty sure he can handle a guy with a hat with funny horns who yells.
#45 - gonnakill (12/20/2013) [-]
What is iron armor . Look at daedric or even better dragonplate.He can summon dragons. HE can summon Dark souls boss kill him with his own voice and steal its power and knowledge. You kill about 100 dragons . its like fighting 100 boss dragons at one time in skyrim
#46 - lardking (12/21/2013) [-]
oh you have fancy armor? I have bleed-dealing and poison-dealing weapons.
the DB is a child in an amusement park. no matter how high you set the difficulty, its only a matter of 'find the exploit'.
The Chosen Undead is a murderer of gods, kills dragons greater than the iguanas from TES, and delves into pits far worse than any plane of oblivion.
#47 - gonnakill (12/26/2013) [-]
Do you love prasing the sun couse i WOULD love to block its sunlight ;)
#48 - lardking (12/27/2013) [-]
the sun you see now is an illusion created by gwyndolin, not the magnificent father it once was. your hollow threats fall on deaf ears.

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User avatar #4 - genocidalgenesis (02/03/2014) [-]
issat jack frost?
User avatar #2 - genma (05/15/2013) [-]
Just wanted to say you've got a kickass profile pic. Black Frost. Dude. Nice.
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