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Date Signed Up:8/19/2012
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    1st OC Comic 1st OC Comic
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    Question 2 Question 2
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    This Guy's Having a Very Merry Christmas This Guy's Having a Very Merry...
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#34 - Everyone loves cyan text!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Inbred +4
User avatar #86 - popnotes (08/19/2014) [-]
I love you bby
#128 - That happened to me too; my teacher didn't believe I was liter… 08/12/2014 on Title +1
#130 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Anyone know the song name? +13
#233 - xravishi (08/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - spoodermanz (08/11/2014) [-]
If anyone has sause in the video of the actual girl that'd be gr8
#175 - headhunternl (08/11/2014) [-]
"of the actual girl"

Anyways it's Shakira on America's got talent, dont know which year.
User avatar #134 - mathiaslundem (08/11/2014) [-]
dude... i was eating
User avatar #136 - thegamerslife (08/11/2014) [-]
dude, I've seen worse while eating. get over it.

first time I saw bear grills bite into that fat grub that explodes.. I was biting into a hot pocket and I threw up...
User avatar #141 - WhitePimp (08/11/2014) [-]
this is canned chicken with liquidy ass gravy coming out of a woman's ass
that is not worse
User avatar #146 - thegamerslife (08/11/2014) [-]
STORY TIME!

when I was a young boy, me and my brother went to our family reunion like normal... except this year my sister (who I hardly know and what I do know of her... let's just say if she died before having 8 kids and collecting welfare for all of them, the world would be better off) brought some chicken (we always have a shit ton of chicken, you'd think we were black) she "cooked" herself. well, except for the fact that she seems to only have put them in till they were warm, not to mention all the slime that was on them from being "red tagged" a few days off of expiration date so it's VERY heavily marked down in the grocery store A WEEK before using it. no one ate it, obviously, cause it was fucking shit.
well later when people are leaving is when we find out that we are suppose to go stay the night with her... OFW O_O "god no". we get there, all is fine, things like lights and water work (rare for her before the welfare babies were around to pay the bills). well she retrieved the chicken that wasn't eaten and when we got hungry and started in at her kitchen... there was only one thing in the whole fucking house... and yes... we ate it, it was gross but we felt "ok". go to sleep. 2 hours later, we both wake up (him first) and my brother ran to the toilet and started puking up this rancid slimy chicken. I ran to the "balcony" of the apartment and threw up all over the door stair neighbors patio furniture...

we never stayed a night with my sister again...
#147 - WhitePimp (08/11/2014) [-]
#244 - But there's a thin person right behind her...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on (untitled) +5
#263 - cbh (08/10/2014) [-]
What if she was fat when she came in but couldn't find any food and therefore is thin now
#43 - I ****** hate when people do that, thumb if you a… 08/09/2014 on bullets. +1
#56 - Picture 07/30/2014 on The Walking Head 0
#27 - Well then he didn't break the record, did he? 07/24/2014 on Most Expensive Starbucks... +95
#9 - Picture 07/24/2014 on My other one rule +5
#24 - is this really heading for the front page? 07/24/2014 on Holy realization! 0
#116 - >wake up >grab a brush and put a little make up …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2014 on describe your daily routine +245
User avatar #406 - wastelandgunner (07/24/2014) [-]
#394 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

For those who may not know.

And for those who are awesome.
User avatar #376 - jellyman (07/24/2014) [-]
I cry when angels deserve to die
#195 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
when angels deserve to die?
#177 - thelastelephant (07/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #162 - bouazizforever (07/23/2014) [-]
Wake up
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#540 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #128 - spaceturtlecadet (07/23/2014) [-]
YOU WANTED TO
User avatar #118 - vegeta (07/23/2014) [-]
serg

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