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#72 - I would rather have Admin **** all over the front…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on IMPORTANT FJ POLL +31
User avatar #103 - kwizzy (18 hours ago) [-]
Because of this picture my GTA license plate is OGREPOOP
User avatar #194 - dorfdorfdorf (3 hours ago) [-]
not real life? 0/10 dedication
User avatar #82 - dorfdorfdorf (19 hours ago) [-]
that pic will never, ever get old
#2 - Oh god the suspense. I was sure it was going to fall 09/16/2014 on draft 0
#2 - Cat dump  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Cat Dump 2 +38
#4 - dirtydollar (09/16/2014) [-]
That looks like chocolate and peanuts... I am totally trying to replicate that in desert form
#22 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
That is a desert. It's a cake that won the title for worst looking cake about a month ago at some big baking event. It was all over the frontpage

#3 - profkitty (09/16/2014) [-]
Cat taking a dump
#5 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Fun at Woodshop -1
#1 - Either that's a tiny controller, or a ******* hum… 09/16/2014 on Find out next time +4
#17 - It would have been so ******* cool if MJ actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Scientifically Proven +6
User avatar #19 - Indoknight (09/16/2014) [-]
His dad abused him way too much which is why he did those weird things.
#4 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Rock Hard 0
#9 - Computer developers should come up with a way to set these mov… 09/16/2014 on Ambiance.gif +1
#9 - I have a suspicion that Destiny is overrated and nobody will b…  [+] (48 new replies) 09/16/2014 on /v/ on Destiny +636
User avatar #281 - garymotherfingoak (20 hours ago) [-]
titanfall was pretty damn good though
User avatar #285 - harbingerwolf (18 hours ago) [-]
Fuck yeah it was, i dont understand why everyone hated on it for no story, i always thought of it as a multiplayer only game, people done say the same for Team Fortress 2 and thats the same.
#276 - bongconnery (20 hours ago) [-]
Excellently put
User avatar #269 - perform (21 hours ago) [-]
Okay call me a Nintendofag or whatnot, but I honestly think Nintendo has their shit down. Marketing and content are both great. I've never seen communities going apeshit over leaks for games other than Nintendo games.
User avatar #201 - edgeworthy (09/16/2014) [-]
So that's why Nintendo has marketed the WiiU by absolutely doing nothing. So they have time for all the a bit late coming games!
#198 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
or you know, maybe people actually try out the game before they decide it is shit?
User avatar #184 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/16/2014) [-]
...I'm still playing Titanfall.
User avatar #282 - fargfive (20 hours ago) [-]
Me too. It's fun.
Triple Threat Strider 2stronk.
User avatar #287 - nigeltheoutlaw (14 hours ago) [-]
I disagree with your choice of Titan, but I can't disagree with its effectiveness.
User avatar #289 - fargfive (14 hours ago) [-]
I usually use an Atlas, but the Strider is just so much fun.
User avatar #172 - glorinar (09/16/2014) [-]
The only reason these games have hype is because there's nothing else big/new/worth playing.
#155 - yodawgiheard (09/16/2014) [-]
As a marketing guy this makes my dick hard.
User avatar #139 - jokersaysamuseme (09/16/2014) [-]
If people stop being sheep and actually boycotted some, the companies would be forced to actually improve the quality of the games!
User avatar #138 - Accidentalninja (09/16/2014) [-]
over-hyped not overrated, I've seen so many trailers and videos saying "Destiny is gonna fucking awesome" haven't yet seen one saying "Destiny is the fucking best game ever", but then I don't watch reviews..
Even then its only over-hyped by the gaming journalist. Just because IGN and Machinima keep going on about it, doesn't mean the gaming community is, its just a regular game, so base your opinions of it on your experiences playing it. Having said that I will expect it to be good because I expect bungie to make decent games and the trailers do a good job of making it seem fun, whether that fun-ness will last is up to me to decide for myself.
User avatar #84 - ThatAnnoyingKid (09/16/2014) [-]
A lot of people will probably stop playing Destiny just to start playing Master Chief Collection

Destiny is just a filler game for right now
#81 - sposadox (09/16/2014) [-]
To be fair, for a multi-only game, Titanfall was pretty amazing while it lasted.
User avatar #75 - monkeysniper (09/16/2014) [-]
Actually I still play Titanfall, its multiplayer is far more fun to me than call of duty's or battlefield but the story is almost non existant, a shame too, it had interesting potential.
#67 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
No one plays titanfall? Are you serious? I want to buy it but if im gonna get stuck in matchmaking, fuck it.
User avatar #183 - jukuku (09/16/2014) [-]
You won't be playing it 2 weeks after you get it.
User avatar #85 - deadinferno (09/16/2014) [-]
A lot of people still play Titanfall and it gets constant updates, OP's just being a little bitch boy
User avatar #117 - lexxy (09/16/2014) [-]
I still play it, it's a great game!
#61 - jackmaccone (09/16/2014) [-]
you are right, i mean i get trough the main story and what am i supposed to do?
play every time against the same bosses to gain better armor for nothing only for raids ?
i'm level 23 and i'm derping around with a ball in the tower.
User avatar #288 - nigeltheoutlaw (14 hours ago) [-]
...That's exactly what Borderlands and Diablo 3 are for though.
#101 - urapooper (09/16/2014) [-]
WHAT BALL?!?!?! I know what you feel I was kinda dissapointed after the final battle in Mars and all I got for it was a not that inspirational speech and an average gun.
User avatar #103 - jackmaccone (09/16/2014) [-]
sometimes you find a balloon ball on the stacked crates at the side of the bounty robot thingy and i found once a soccer ball and almost everyone was running after it.
at least theyy could make some side quests that last a little bit longer, i bet after a month NOBODY is playing destiny then
the point is they made a super useless cellphone app for that game
#104 - urapooper (09/16/2014) [-]
damnit I'm looking all over the place I can't find a ball
User avatar #105 - jackmaccone (09/16/2014) [-]
it's big and purple, on which console are you playing ?
#106 - urapooper (09/16/2014) [-]
I just found the big purple one it was beside the cyrptographer and it looked black
#107 - jackmaccone (09/16/2014) [-]
and if you hit it with your character it's bouncing of you, it's funny when more people are playing with yoouu
#41 - kokanum (09/16/2014) [-]
Fuck, this is really true
User avatar #51 - sliferzpwns (09/16/2014) [-]
How so?
#37 - nufull (09/16/2014) [-]
>feels like halo
8/8 would play 16 hours a day for an entire week
User avatar #25 - yunoknow (09/16/2014) [-]
Or more like people have shorter attention spans because of the constant influx of available choices. Maybe this is why COD just keeps pumping out titles to keep people remotely interested.
User avatar #20 - fargfive (09/16/2014) [-]
To be fair, Bungie's marketing has always been pretty top-tier. Remember the ads for Halo 3?
Halo 3 - 'Believe' Ad
User avatar #214 - syfygeek (09/16/2014) [-]
yeah but halo 3 was fun, I still play it every now and then. And im a PC masturace fag
User avatar #157 - redthumbmaster (09/16/2014) [-]
Chopin - Prelude No. 15 in D-flat major, Raindrop *sigh* So lovely, but with a bit of a dark side.
User avatar #82 - blooby (09/16/2014) [-]
They also made the incredible marketing decision to actually make Halo 3 good. Destiny on the other hand...
#34 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
Having good ads and over-hyping your game are very different.
User avatar #280 - fargfive (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't understand the concept of hype.
No company is going to say "Our game will be mediocre." It's their job to sell copies of the thing they made and they'd be pretty shit at that job if they didn't say that that thing was going to be the best thing since sliced bread.

Imagine a world where games don't get overhyped and come back when you stop laughing.
"So, what do you want to tell the players about your new game?"
"Well, I want to start off by saying that out game really isn't worth $60. It's maybe a $40 game at best. We've still got some work to do on the multiplayer, but I think it'll be salvageable by launch. We had to axe quite a but of customization, but I think that we really made the three available armor sets look pretty spiffy. Oh, and they should definitely buy our game. It'll be very okay."

See? Hilarious.

If a game is overhyped, it's the audience's fault for not noticing. Hell, Destiny had a beta/demo! The only excuse anyone has for not knowing almost exactly what kind of game they're getting is being deaf, blind or not having an internet connection.

Hype is a game company's job. If you don't see their game plastered on every billboard in your city and if you don't see the title of their game when you close your eyes, they're doing their job wrong. Whether or not you choose to believe that their game is going to be pants-shittingly astounding like their marketing division would like you to think is up to you.
#29 - ztron (09/16/2014) [-]
Every trailer for Halo 3 was fucking awesome. One of the few game franchises I still get chills for when I see a trailer for a new game.
User avatar #30 - fargfive (09/16/2014) [-]
I get chills just thinking about the trailers and it's been what, seven or eight years since the game came out?
User avatar #32 - ztron (09/16/2014) [-]
Halo 3 Trailer Yeah its insane to think how old halo 3 is. I'm gonna feel old as shit when its a decade old.
#186 - bensho (09/16/2014) [-]
The fucking Machinima annotations..."FINISH HIM," EAT THIS"

Goddamn I fucking hate Machinima
User avatar #35 - fargfive (09/16/2014) [-]
Halo 3 Believe - The Monument to Master Chief I'm not crying, I swear
User avatar #39 - ztron (09/16/2014) [-]
Halo Landfall At least we'll get to relive the glory days in the master chief collection.
#70 - swagbot (09/16/2014) [-]
Sickest videogame spot ever. People are still begging for this to be turned into a movie.
User avatar #200 - haloexplain (09/16/2014) [-]
Well if they ever did I would say it should be about the book Harvest.
User avatar #161 - ztron (09/16/2014) [-]
Halo: Nightfall First Look Well nightfall is coming out, although that's close but no cigar it still looks good.
#7 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/15/2014 on some women wink better than... +23
#59 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
That little 'bump' at the end...
#44 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
Is that Katty or Hayley?
#37 - dildodude (09/15/2014) [-]
mfw she will never sit on my face
#29 - tarnis (09/15/2014) [-]
Booty had me like
#27 - kevinrox (09/15/2014) [-]

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