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Age: 110
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Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
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Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:8/24/2014
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#1 - why did you post this twice?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on (1) Tumblr 0
User avatar #2 - applecopy (08/01/2014) [-]
i did?
ops maybe it bugged..?
#1 - Picture 08/01/2014 on daymn +2
#48 - it's actually trackmania. 08/01/2014 on Game porn +6
#255 - the community in my pants is growing i don't know why i … 08/01/2014 on Thoughts on FJ's community? 0
#20 - number ten, man. it's the face of pure ******* sadness  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Military Comp 0
User avatar #25 - Tyranitar (08/01/2014) [-]
If I remember the story correctly, he still shows up to an annual meeting for veterans of I believe WWI from a certain country, even though he is the only survivor still alive.
User avatar #29 - pepperoni (08/01/2014) [-]
He's Russian and it's a meet for his WWII squad. He's the only one left.
#43 - i vote we thumb down ll his videos, everyone on funnyjunk 08/01/2014 on Why I'm not an Engineer 0
#29 - run over group of five, step on the other guy's neck. 07/31/2014 on Fuck Your Choices +1
#21 - norway 07/30/2014 on Don't Say Denim 0
#3 - hi 07/30/2014 on Dear Admin -1
#1 - why was she following a black couple? i say she because i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on no time for shenanigans +12
User avatar #4 - demandsgayversion (07/31/2014) [-]
She wanted her TV back.
#5 - thirdyseven (07/31/2014) [-]
#6 - wut 07/30/2014 on Suck my little black squash... 0
#25 - actually i do alot of that stuff. but i don't bring my phone t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... 0
User avatar #26 - ahremanes (07/30/2014) [-]
just talkin shit. if you haven't ever broken a phone, the count yourself lucky
#65 - i like it when i get to use this picture 07/30/2014 on Saniks +3
#21 - that's the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... 0
User avatar #22 - ZenMacros (07/30/2014) [-]
My bad. Didn't translate very well through text, I didn't see it as a joke. This is serious business, after all.
#12 - lol im not a jedi  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... +5
#13 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #15 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
That Dialogue was wonderful.
#16 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a cheap sitcom wasn't it
#17 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
If FJ was a sitcom i'd watch that shit.

Fuck, I'D PAY to watch that go down.
#18 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
You'd pay to watch a bunch of pasty hermits sitting around? you'd love pro gaming
#45 - does anyone know of a working 1.7.9 forge? whenever i click pl… 07/30/2014 on Is this real life? 0
#10 - but you can see it's effects on an object, such an ipod crashi…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... +5
#11 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
just use the force obi-twon
User avatar #12 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
lol im not a jedi
#13 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #15 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
That Dialogue was wonderful.
#16 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a cheap sitcom wasn't it
#17 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
If FJ was a sitcom i'd watch that shit.

Fuck, I'D PAY to watch that go down.
#18 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
You'd pay to watch a bunch of pasty hermits sitting around? you'd love pro gaming
#8 - but how can i see, if my eyes aren't real?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... +17
#9 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like gravity, you don't see it, you feel it.
User avatar #10 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but you can see it's effects on an object, such an ipod crashing on the floor and getting fucked up screen
#11 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
just use the force obi-twon
User avatar #12 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
lol im not a jedi
#13 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #15 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
That Dialogue was wonderful.
#16 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a cheap sitcom wasn't it
#17 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
If FJ was a sitcom i'd watch that shit.

Fuck, I'D PAY to watch that go down.
#18 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
You'd pay to watch a bunch of pasty hermits sitting around? you'd love pro gaming
#6 - i like the part where you can actualy see what your screen is …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... +82
User avatar #20 - dracolegacy (07/30/2014) [-]
thats because its usually just the digitizer that breaks. unfortunately most phones and all
ipods have to have the digitizer and lcd replaced at the same time
#7 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
needing to see stuff makes you a casual..
User avatar #8 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but how can i see, if my eyes aren't real?
#9 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like gravity, you don't see it, you feel it.
User avatar #10 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but you can see it's effects on an object, such an ipod crashing on the floor and getting fucked up screen
#11 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
just use the force obi-twon
User avatar #12 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
lol im not a jedi
#13 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #15 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
That Dialogue was wonderful.
#16 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a cheap sitcom wasn't it
#17 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
If FJ was a sitcom i'd watch that shit.

Fuck, I'D PAY to watch that go down.
#18 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
You'd pay to watch a bunch of pasty hermits sitting around? you'd love pro gaming
#4 - you could always try not dropping it  [+] (17 new replies) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... +21
User avatar #19 - ZenMacros (07/30/2014) [-]
>implying people drop their phones on purpose
Accidents happen, dude. You can be as careful as you want, but sometimes it just slips out of your hands. My phone's screen break the other night because I dropped it. Though, to be fair, I was piss drunk at the time.
User avatar #21 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #22 - ZenMacros (07/30/2014) [-]
My bad. Didn't translate very well through text, I didn't see it as a joke. This is serious business, after all.
#5 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
where's the fun in that?
User avatar #6 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
i like the part where you can actualy see what your screen is displaying
User avatar #20 - dracolegacy (07/30/2014) [-]
thats because its usually just the digitizer that breaks. unfortunately most phones and all
ipods have to have the digitizer and lcd replaced at the same time
#7 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
needing to see stuff makes you a casual..
User avatar #8 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but how can i see, if my eyes aren't real?
#9 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like gravity, you don't see it, you feel it.
User avatar #10 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but you can see it's effects on an object, such an ipod crashing on the floor and getting fucked up screen
#11 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
just use the force obi-twon
User avatar #12 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
lol im not a jedi
#13 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #15 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
That Dialogue was wonderful.
#16 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a cheap sitcom wasn't it
#17 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
If FJ was a sitcom i'd watch that shit.

Fuck, I'D PAY to watch that go down.
#18 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
You'd pay to watch a bunch of pasty hermits sitting around? you'd love pro gaming
#2 - i don't get how people can manage to break their screen  [+] (29 new replies) 07/30/2014 on instead of getting my ipod... +22
#50 - kristovsky (07/31/2014) [-]
It's an apple product
#46 - CIS White Male (07/30/2014) [-]
They fucking drop it. >.> You've never dropped anything in your life?
User avatar #43 - katothepotato (07/30/2014) [-]
My dad broke his phone screen after a motorcycle accident...
User avatar #24 - ahremanes (07/30/2014) [-]
Some people have lives, go out and do stuff, experience the real world and find out what it means to have shit happen. You'll probably never get it. just hit the next button and find more faceless internet people to talk to and your phone will always be safe
#39 - thegamerslife (07/30/2014) [-]
>assuming being active leads to damage.

I love getting out and doing shit, and I have never broken a phone screen.
This is just last monday. did about 8 miles of hiking. if you know it's a possibility then prepare for it (dropping your phone). picture with LG G3 in an otterbox defender with a tempered glass screen protector.
User avatar #25 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
actually i do alot of that stuff. but i don't bring my phone to ruin the whole thing.
User avatar #26 - ahremanes (07/30/2014) [-]
just talkin shit. if you haven't ever broken a phone, the count yourself lucky
User avatar #14 - bsn (07/30/2014) [-]
Me neither, I've had an iPhone 4 for 3 three years now without breaking anything
#3 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Gravity is a harsh mistress..
User avatar #34 - elbrysobrony (07/30/2014) [-]
What about protective cases?
#35 - inept has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
you could always try not dropping it
User avatar #19 - ZenMacros (07/30/2014) [-]
>implying people drop their phones on purpose
Accidents happen, dude. You can be as careful as you want, but sometimes it just slips out of your hands. My phone's screen break the other night because I dropped it. Though, to be fair, I was piss drunk at the time.
User avatar #21 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #22 - ZenMacros (07/30/2014) [-]
My bad. Didn't translate very well through text, I didn't see it as a joke. This is serious business, after all.
#5 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
where's the fun in that?
User avatar #6 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
i like the part where you can actualy see what your screen is displaying
User avatar #20 - dracolegacy (07/30/2014) [-]
thats because its usually just the digitizer that breaks. unfortunately most phones and all
ipods have to have the digitizer and lcd replaced at the same time
#7 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
needing to see stuff makes you a casual..
User avatar #8 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but how can i see, if my eyes aren't real?
#9 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like gravity, you don't see it, you feel it.
User avatar #10 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
but you can see it's effects on an object, such an ipod crashing on the floor and getting fucked up screen
#11 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
just use the force obi-twon
User avatar #12 - twondai (07/30/2014) [-]
lol im not a jedi
#13 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
not with that attitude
User avatar #15 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
That Dialogue was wonderful.
#16 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
Like a cheap sitcom wasn't it
#17 - sleepingdogtwo (07/30/2014) [-]
If FJ was a sitcom i'd watch that shit.

Fuck, I'D PAY to watch that go down.
#18 - inept (07/30/2014) [-]
You'd pay to watch a bunch of pasty hermits sitting around? you'd love pro gaming
#14 - Picture 07/30/2014 on taco tuesday 0
#23 - battlefield... heroes 07/30/2014 on   +1
#5 - ok i get it. you're still in the ******* air 07/30/2014 on Haywood Airlines -9
#6 - WHAT THE ****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Coldsteel The Hedgeheg -... +1
#9 - thatonesouthernkid (07/30/2014) [-]
i think yours is the best.
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User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #41 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - CIS White Male (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #8 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 072,509,757**
User avatar #7 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
User avatar #6 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
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