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Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
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Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#2933
Comment Ranking:#3484
Highest Content Rank:#989
Highest Comment Rank:#1188
Content Thumbs: 4316 total,  4891 ,  575
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Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:273483
Times Content Favorited:416 times
Total Comments Made:1824
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#4 - >birth defects >hahahaha what the **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 0
User avatar #5 - schnizel (08/23/2014) [-]
Because they have been enriched.
#7 - i thought i was the only one who played this game  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2014 on SpaceEngine (FREE) 0
User avatar #36 - connorjay (08/24/2014) [-]
Is it any good...?
User avatar #47 - stoneshit (08/24/2014) [-]
D00d, It's fantastic
#2 - this is clever content. i thumb clever content so the great s… 08/23/2014 on Compilation 0
#432 - **twondai rolls 79,760,659** >trying 08/22/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#825 - FETUS CRUSHER 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is 0
#69 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Game of Thrones, 90s STYLE! 0
#8 - **twondai rolls 04** not dubs playing it safe like … 08/20/2014 on Anon saves the day -2
#8 - what did it say? 08/20/2014 on foosball skills +2
#81 - yis aaaaww yis 08/20/2014 on A Story of Ascension 0
#77 - is there a computerexplain? there should be, even if he'd be t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on A Story of Ascension 0
User avatar #80 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
I just have a forum board for that kinda stuff.
#217 - thank mrskeltal 08/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - the last one actually looks pretty cool to drink from  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on The Unease +14
#118 - wagastragas (08/18/2014) [-]
it will be cool to spill the drink all over you
#104 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2014) [-]
Perhaps, but you do realize it's an egg cup? With a hole too small for an egg?
#4 - why do you ridicule the majestic seacow? when has he wronged y… 08/17/2014 on let us laugh at the manatee 0
#9 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Wallpaper dump 0
#3 - **twondai rolled comment #2009360 ** : A rare moment … 08/17/2014 on Deep stuff +28
#169 - i was phone 08/16/2014 on Lies 0
#9 - seeing as there are millions of dads out there, 4783 doesn't s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Mugs +90
#14 - Womens Study Major (08/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's like, with 7-8 billion people on earth and about a 1/8th of those being fathers (Highly estimated) that's 4783/1,000,000,000 people, that would have to be like a super dad.
#91 - that's exactly why i do my best to think about the other guy's…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on slightly funny title +4
User avatar #96 - sciencexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
If their comment looks stupid or I know the person for being a dickhead who can't argue, I'll then just ignore them.
#80 - i know that. it was a joke, that i now realise translated very…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on slightly funny title +2
User avatar #81 - YllekNayr (08/16/2014) [-]
That's actually the standard sentiment about atheists on funnyjunk for some reason. My default assumption is that you're being serious when so many others are saying the same thing and actually believe it.
#70 - except for fedorafags. those guys are too stuck in their littl…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on slightly funny title +1
User avatar #71 - YllekNayr (08/16/2014) [-]
Fedoras and atheists and bronies have nothing do with each other.
Seriously.
Why do people not get this?

And your ending statement about "so they assume he doesn't exist" is fucking stupid, and entirely opposite of the reason why people are atheists.
User avatar #80 - twondai (08/16/2014) [-]
i know that. it was a joke, that i now realise translated very poorly into text, making fun of those pimply faced neckbeards you see in cringe comps. i have a very poor judgement of when to make jokes i'm an atheist and i know that's not why people become atheists. unless you thought i actually believed those neckbeards thought mlp was real, i don't see why you got so angry.
User avatar #81 - YllekNayr (08/16/2014) [-]
That's actually the standard sentiment about atheists on funnyjunk for some reason. My default assumption is that you're being serious when so many others are saying the same thing and actually believe it.
#17 - oh god i'm so triggered right now. don't trigger me more or i … 08/16/2014 on Brain Freeze 0
#66 - what you need are agnostic athiests, and christians who are al…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/16/2014 on slightly funny title 0
User avatar #84 - sciencexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm an agnostic atheist. The way I see it, you can be atheist but at the same time, since your science can't disprove the God, similar to the teapot complex, you should also be open-minded as to include the possibility of a God. Being reasonable and open to every argument is what makes you intelligent and an acceptable person in this situation.
User avatar #91 - twondai (08/16/2014) [-]
that's exactly why i do my best to think about the other guy's arguement, rather than just get mad at it
User avatar #96 - sciencexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
If their comment looks stupid or I know the person for being a dickhead who can't argue, I'll then just ignore them.
User avatar #68 - YllekNayr (08/16/2014) [-]
most atheists are agnostic
User avatar #70 - twondai (08/16/2014) [-]
except for fedorafags. those guys are too stuck in their little fantasy mlp world, where everything is too perfect to need a god, so they assume he doesn't exist.
User avatar #71 - YllekNayr (08/16/2014) [-]
Fedoras and atheists and bronies have nothing do with each other.
Seriously.
Why do people not get this?

And your ending statement about "so they assume he doesn't exist" is fucking stupid, and entirely opposite of the reason why people are atheists.
User avatar #80 - twondai (08/16/2014) [-]
i know that. it was a joke, that i now realise translated very poorly into text, making fun of those pimply faced neckbeards you see in cringe comps. i have a very poor judgement of when to make jokes i'm an atheist and i know that's not why people become atheists. unless you thought i actually believed those neckbeards thought mlp was real, i don't see why you got so angry.
User avatar #81 - YllekNayr (08/16/2014) [-]
That's actually the standard sentiment about atheists on funnyjunk for some reason. My default assumption is that you're being serious when so many others are saying the same thing and actually believe it.
#106 - das nasty and erotic 08/16/2014 on Movies with horses 0
#54 - no  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Movies with horses +1
User avatar #74 - popnotes (08/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #106 - twondai (08/16/2014) [-]
das nasty
and erotic
#161 - >implying raptorism isn't a highly contagious disease that …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Jail 0
User avatar #162 - butchthebird (08/16/2014) [-]
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#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #41 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - Womens Study Major (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #8 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 072,509,757**
User avatar #7 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
User avatar #6 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 0,889,088**
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