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Gender: male
Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
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Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#72 - that means you get to kill warioteam 11/12/2014 on We will remember them. 0
#73 - you learn something every day take this as a thanks 11/12/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 6 0
#58 - yes 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut +9
#57 - **twondai rolls 48** no  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut -1
User avatar #58 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
yes
#23 - those commercials are literaly everywhere where you can buy snickers 11/12/2014 on MILF +20
#33 - what did i just do  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut +28
User avatar #55 - cubicalpayload (11/12/2014) [-]
**cubicalpayload rolls 24** Fucked up.
User avatar #57 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 48** no
User avatar #58 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
yes
#32 - *roll dubs* you tried  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Getting a haircut +15
User avatar #33 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
what did i just do
User avatar #55 - cubicalpayload (11/12/2014) [-]
**cubicalpayload rolls 24** Fucked up.
User avatar #57 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 48** no
User avatar #58 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
yes
#62 - i thought it was just that the proof of burden was on the pers…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 6 0
User avatar #72 - securityexplain (11/12/2014) [-]
Of course, in such a simple matter.

But it doesn't in any even remotely complex question.

And even in simple matter, I tend to stick by that rule. Even if its absolutely clear right off the bat that standpoint is correct as opposed to my opponents, I will not only give the benefit of the doubt, at least until its evident that he/she is full of shit, but also present a valid counter-point.
Following your example, I would tell guy#1 "Maybe, prove it. But I doubt you have two dicks, since that is extremely rare mutation."

I just call that good sportsmanship. I believe it prevents me from sinking too deeply in the mental state of "I don't have to do shit, everyone else has to prove their stuff", which I find is a bit too widespread nowadays.
#73 - twondai (11/12/2014) [-]
you learn something every day
take this as a thanks
#71 - i live in quebec city and i've never gotten **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on everybody hates you frenchy 0
#102 - bloodeyes (11/10/2014) [-]
and now i shall break your "getting shit for being quebecian" cherry
User avatar #72 - shardack (11/10/2014) [-]
Dude... This content is literrally called 'Everybody hates you frenchy'...

Look at the most upvoted comment...

Look at thi thread...



I live in Laval and good for you if you've never gotten shit online for being a Quebecer, but it's really not uncommon.
#87 - dehnoobshow (11/10/2014) [-]
I live in St-Hyacinthe, Quebec.
Since I don't be like "Hurrr I don't identify as Canadian! I'm Quebequer! Muh Opressions!" people are really chill about it.

Allow yourself to ride the nice sorry wave of rest of canada and you're fine.
#76 - Picture 11/09/2014 on Cringe Comp 0
#29 - **** yeah thanks 11/09/2014 on Wasn't impressed by the... 0
#26 - where can i watch season 4?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Wasn't impressed by the... 0
User avatar #28 - amusingusername (11/09/2014) [-]
nick.com has all the season 4 episodes.

If you're not in the US then follow the instructions in this link: korraspirit.tumblr.com/post/67063588975/how-to-watch-nick-com-step-by-step
#29 - twondai (11/09/2014) [-]
fuck yeah thanks
#17 - i tried 11/09/2014 on Just kidding, I've got no job +5
#16 - **twondai rolled image ** my background  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Just kidding, I've got no job -2
#17 - twondai (11/09/2014) [-]
i tried
#16 - oh god. i just shat myself laughing 10/10  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on textin' my bae +15
#38 - keltainenlumi (11/09/2014) [-]
#366 - funnyjunkgoldaccount 11/09/2014 on anons hate him! +2
#20310 - jesus christ man. where can i get this stuff for this cheap? 11/08/2014 on Technology Board 0
#20309 - i got an $800 pc from lenovo, back when i didn't know *… 11/08/2014 on Technology Board 0
#103 - put your dick in it  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on oddly satisfying gifs. 0
User avatar #109 - nonnotitiapono (11/08/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #110 - kattr (11/08/2014) [-]
the might of thor resides in you
i am cat
i know
#87 - that's the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on No thanks +1
User avatar #88 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/08/2014) [-]
o
#13 - before enlarging, i thought that was **** on a plate. 11/07/2014 on afk noobs 0
#63 - no, the mine was a dud  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on No thanks 0
User avatar #69 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/07/2014) [-]
That doesn't look like much of a dud to me.
User avatar #87 - twondai (11/08/2014) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #88 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/08/2014) [-]
o
#77 - first time i've seen someone use eh correctly on the internet 11/07/2014 on Snow +1
#11 - go to sleep little sheep or i'll **** you… 11/07/2014 on Starting Young -7
#8 - didn't one guy replace the ball with a green thumb? 11/07/2014 on Heard you were talking shit +1
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#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio, master of crappy immune system ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #8 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 072,509,757**
User avatar #7 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
User avatar #6 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 0,889,088**
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