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Gender: male
Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
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Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#2468
Comment Ranking:#2252
Highest Content Rank:#989
Highest Comment Rank:#1188
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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#474 - well from now on, everyone hates you  [+] (5 new replies) 11/26/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
User avatar #475 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
Why though
User avatar #476 - twondai (11/26/2014) [-]
because i said so
User avatar #477 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
but

.

what if no?
User avatar #478 - twondai (11/26/2014) [-]
well? what if?
User avatar #480 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
yeah
#472 - **twondai rolled user NinjaKnight ** *roll faggot* rolls a…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/26/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
User avatar #473 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm nobody but a nobody tho.
User avatar #474 - twondai (11/26/2014) [-]
well from now on, everyone hates you
User avatar #475 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
Why though
User avatar #476 - twondai (11/26/2014) [-]
because i said so
User avatar #477 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
but

.

what if no?
User avatar #478 - twondai (11/26/2014) [-]
well? what if?
User avatar #480 - NinjaKnight (11/26/2014) [-]
yeah
#33 - actually the curve makes them more resistant in this case. i'm…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on fuck getting head from her 0
#94 - blargusknarpus (11/26/2014) [-]
well im studying physics
the only reason i could com up with would be the space in between the plates make it easier to brake all of them, not the shape itself. if you'd have just flat plates piled they would all support each other.
if they would have piled up curved ones with no space in between they would even be more resistant than flat ones piled up.
User avatar #37 - kurusudarling (11/26/2014) [-]
actually because the material is a fine grain concrete it make it less resistent, because when force is applied downward to that obeject the middle point is stretched outward. concrete has a high compression resistance but a poor Resistance to being pulled apart., and as someone who has taken martial arts and is capable of preforming this (with my hand not my head, no thanks) we were taught the trick
User avatar #34 - sladee (11/26/2014) [-]
the space inbetween actually makes the resistance to be lower than if there was no space. think of bunching up some sticks hahaha faggot it's harder to break but if they arent perfectly together it will be easy.
#401 - 1)nope 2)yes 3)opera (inb4 faggot) 4) 11/24/2014 on Anyone getting logged out? 0
#6 - no **** 11/23/2014 on Some men want to see the... 0
#19 - your immortal is not on earth 11/23/2014 on Coincidence? I think not! 0
#48 - faggot 11/23/2014 on why i hate HD porn 0
#6 - but cones only have 2 sides  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on This is a title 0
#10 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
two faces, fuckwit
#21 - if you wake up at your usual time, but then fall back asleep f…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on the dream cycle 0
User avatar #41 - emiyashirou (11/23/2014) [-]
My dream-level is toostronk. I slept about 10 times for less than 3 minutes before waking up and looking at my alarm clock again, each single time I saw a dream.
#64 - third to last is so satisfying 11/23/2014 on Rekt Comp 0
#212 - do you dress as a pirate for Halloween? that's what i'd do… 11/23/2014 on It's the Spin, ain't gotta... 0
#61 - what did he say? 11/23/2014 on That'll teach um' +1
#66 - do it man joshlol will post this as content and all of fun… 11/22/2014 on admit it. +3
#220 - not anymore 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... +10
#120 - b-b-but, the feminazis they're scary  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on what's on your mind? 0
User avatar #122 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
don't go on feminazi blogs
#118 - how dare you even suggest it?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on what's on your mind? 0
User avatar #119 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
so you can find the best new tumblr posts on your phone
User avatar #120 - twondai (11/17/2014) [-]
b-b-but, the feminazis
they're scary
User avatar #122 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
don't go on feminazi blogs
#115 - but then how will find the new best tumblr posts on my phone?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on what's on your mind? 0
User avatar #117 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
the tumblr app
#118 - twondai (11/17/2014) [-]
how dare you even suggest it?
User avatar #119 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
so you can find the best new tumblr posts on your phone
User avatar #120 - twondai (11/17/2014) [-]
b-b-but, the feminazis
they're scary
User avatar #122 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
don't go on feminazi blogs
#112 - no 11/17/2014 on what's on your mind? 0
#111 - when will there be a funnyjunk mobile app and pls no IOS explusive  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2014 on what's on your mind? 0
User avatar #113 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
never
User avatar #115 - twondai (11/17/2014) [-]
but then how will find the new best tumblr posts on my phone?
User avatar #117 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
the tumblr app
#118 - twondai (11/17/2014) [-]
how dare you even suggest it?
User avatar #119 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
so you can find the best new tumblr posts on your phone
User avatar #120 - twondai (11/17/2014) [-]
b-b-but, the feminazis
they're scary
User avatar #122 - superbigfupa (11/17/2014) [-]
don't go on feminazi blogs
#267 - based admin when is funnyjunk mobile app comming … 11/16/2014 on no downtime for 1 week 0
#53 - HONK HONK it's not weird, i have a dick, too. 11/14/2014 on bustly girls with dildos +7
#59 - i'm pretty sure dick figures is still running the mo… 11/14/2014 on Party Hard +1
#133 - oh lawd ten points to gryffindor if you find the following… 11/13/2014 on Desktop ring 0
#35 - doubt it 11/12/2014 on Pussy Game Status -1
#55 - and i rarely save gifs brother, is that you... 11/12/2014 on Desktop ring 0
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#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #8 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 072,509,757**
User avatar #7 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
User avatar #6 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 0,889,088**
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