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Age: 110
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Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:1/25/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#989
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#1 - i don't know what this is but i want more  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on we'll bang, ok? +1
User avatar #2 - bootyblaster (01/06/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#8 - personally i would have gone with the 750 TI or the 760 bu… 01/06/2015 on Descritpion 0
#1 - this is the by far the stupidest poem i've ever seen but …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Roses are red, Violets are... +123
#20 - spermanentthreat (01/06/2015) [-]
"This is the stupidest poem i've ever seen.

But it made me laugh, so here is a thumb that is green. "
#13 - evilwheatleycore (01/06/2015) [-]


This post is so dumb
But I think it is funny
Here have my green thumb
User avatar #59 - atoaster (01/07/2015) [-]
Oh, I know where that face is from!
User avatar #49 - megusters (01/06/2015) [-]
This post is junk, but it is funny. OHHHH
#2 - anonymous (01/06/2015) [-]
This is called funnyjunk
Not smartjunk fgt
#5 - yeah it's shorter and not many of the pics are different, but … 01/06/2015 on Parody Girl 0
#3 - several of the pictures are different check before you wreck  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Parody Girl 0
User avatar #4 - lightingmike (01/06/2015) [-]
>several
>only 2
User avatar #5 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
yeah it's shorter and not many of the pics are different, but it's not the same post
#2 - an adrenaline shot in one arm and horse tranquilizer in the other  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2015 on bae caught me slepin' 0
User avatar #8 - commoncrunch (01/06/2015) [-]
I believe they call that a speedball.
User avatar #16 - hor (01/06/2015) [-]
Nope, that's when you mix opioids with stimulants, like heroin and coke or heroin and meth. Doesn't have to be heroin but those are the most common.
User avatar #4 - davidavidson (01/06/2015) [-]
Duuude. If my heart could handle that, I def would.

Sounds like a fun time.
User avatar #17 - thatscrewedupkid (01/07/2015) [-]
thats what killed john belushi and chris farley
User avatar #3 - tranquilizer (01/06/2015) [-]
It's always either horse or dart
always
#11 - still pretty sketchy but ok i guess 01/06/2015 on Yes, Yes it is. -1
#4 - don't say i didn't warn you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Something i always wondered! +3
User avatar #5 - fatguystrangler (01/06/2015) [-]
It was fair warning..

The fault is my own.

still

aaahgrhrhaghaga
#8 - inb4 b&  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Yes, Yes it is. -2
#10 - beyondmovieartman (01/06/2015) [-]
There is a skin tight cloak over her. You see the shape of the nipples not actually them = no nudity
User avatar #11 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
still pretty sketchy but ok i guess
#2 - not sure what happend to those spoilers but ok 01/06/2015 on Something i always wondered! 0
#1 - like this **** [spoiler] [spoiler] …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Something i always wondered! +1
#15 - mistafishy (01/07/2015) [-]
...Do I look at it...???
#16 - twondai (01/07/2015) [-]
yes
#12 - mrtrouble (01/06/2015) [-]
But... but... why do you have sauce for this?
User avatar #13 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
who wouldnt i?
User avatar #8 - monkyolsen (01/06/2015) [-]
I was expecting some fucked up gore shit. That wasn't too fucked up. Or maybe it was. Maybe I'm too fucked up...
User avatar #10 - wtfbrain (01/06/2015) [-]
he's wrong. I even logged in to view this link. i may be a terrible person, however. and I just kinda chuckled a little . . . So no, you're mostly sane. Maybe too much internet however.
User avatar #11 - monkyolsen (01/06/2015) [-]
Aye, a bit too much internet, indeed
User avatar #9 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
you're way too fucked up man
User avatar #7 - Lintutu (01/06/2015) [-]
that wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it would be. I'm just glad it wasn't a real person
#3 - fatguystrangler (01/06/2015) [-]
NSFLife more like!

My fucking eyes.
User avatar #4 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
don't say i didn't warn you
User avatar #5 - fatguystrangler (01/06/2015) [-]
It was fair warning..

The fault is my own.

still

aaahgrhrhaghaga
User avatar #2 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
not sure what happend to those spoilers but ok
#25572 - well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won'… 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
#25570 - it doesn't matter which one you put in which socket, they're i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25571 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
okay... i just didnt wanna mess up and... i dont even know... damage my 970 in any way... its like expecting a child, i'll have the pc built by the 20th
User avatar #25572 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won't be detected by the bios (i don't even know if that's what the bios does lol) and won't be used by your system. and if it gets too much power, it'll only use what it needs
#25564 - then you should be fine i guess idk about your first post though  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
#25566 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
here you go its a pic of the PCI power should i plug in the 1st in the chain to the socket to the rightmost?
User avatar #25570 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter which one you put in which socket, they're identical and they both receive the same amount of power
User avatar #25571 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
okay... i just didnt wanna mess up and... i dont even know... damage my 970 in any way... its like expecting a child, i'll have the pc built by the 20th
User avatar #25572 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won't be detected by the bios (i don't even know if that's what the bios does lol) and won't be used by your system. and if it gets too much power, it'll only use what it needs
#25562 - stop calling me names, pooot your hurting my feelings  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25565 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
oh sorry didn't mean to be mean yo
#25560 - don't you need a 6pin connector AND an 8pin? idk i was nev…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25563 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
yes, its two 6+2 pins in series. like a 6 pin with a two pin hanging off it
User avatar #25564 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
then you should be fine i guess
idk about your first post though
#25566 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
here you go its a pic of the PCI power should i plug in the 1st in the chain to the socket to the rightmost?
User avatar #25570 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter which one you put in which socket, they're identical and they both receive the same amount of power
User avatar #25571 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
okay... i just didnt wanna mess up and... i dont even know... damage my 970 in any way... its like expecting a child, i'll have the pc built by the 20th
User avatar #25572 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won't be detected by the bios (i don't even know if that's what the bios does lol) and won't be used by your system. and if it gets too much power, it'll only use what it needs
#25559 - faggot+spaghetti=faghetti genius lemme try that fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #25561 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
or better yet fagioli
User avatar #25562 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
stop calling me names, pooot
your hurting my feelings
User avatar #25565 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
oh sorry didn't mean to be mean yo
#25557 - toast bread? what?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25558 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
i dont know faghetti
User avatar #25559 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
faggot+spaghetti=faghetti
genius
lemme try that
faggot+poo=pooot
wut
User avatar #25561 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
or better yet fagioli
User avatar #25562 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
stop calling me names, pooot
your hurting my feelings
User avatar #25565 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
oh sorry didn't mean to be mean yo
#25553 - thanks  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25554 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
No prob toast bread
User avatar #25557 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
toast bread?
what?
User avatar #25558 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
i dont know faghetti
User avatar #25559 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
faggot+spaghetti=faghetti
genius
lemme try that
faggot+poo=pooot
wut
User avatar #25561 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
or better yet fagioli
User avatar #25562 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
stop calling me names, pooot
your hurting my feelings
User avatar #25565 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
oh sorry didn't mean to be mean yo
#25513 - i have a GTX550 TI that got off ebay and it runs fine on most… 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
#25512 - seconding this because i've never been able to find a good app…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25542 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
Hey chumparoo look at comment above yours
User avatar #25553 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #25554 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
No prob toast bread
User avatar #25557 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
toast bread?
what?
User avatar #25558 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
i dont know faghetti
User avatar #25559 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
faggot+spaghetti=faghetti
genius
lemme try that
faggot+poo=pooot
wut
User avatar #25561 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
or better yet fagioli
User avatar #25562 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
stop calling me names, pooot
your hurting my feelings
User avatar #25565 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
oh sorry didn't mean to be mean yo
#25510 - get a separate mouse the mice that come in those keyboard … 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
#1143558 - thanks 01/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1143556 - MS paint skills of the charts 01/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1143547 - what are the ip addresses for funnyjunk CS:GO and TF2 servers?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1143552 - dragonskeepsake (01/04/2015) [-]
#1143558 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #71 - twondai (01/09/2015) [-]
**twondai rolled user lightarcanine ** stupid faggot little cocksucker
#68 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
giffythetoad reverse
User avatar #70 to #69 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
lel
#67 - twondai (01/01/2015) [-]
**twondai rolled user inteus ** hey
you're a stupid butthead
get the **** outta my profile
#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
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