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Gender: male
Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
Steam Profile: twondai
Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#2469
Comment Ranking:#2250
Highest Content Rank:#989
Highest Comment Rank:#1188
Content Thumbs: 4504 total,  5113 ,  609
Comment Thumbs: 4291 total,  5036 ,  745
Content Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:290466
Times Content Favorited:429 times
Total Comments Made:1982
FJ Points:7301
Favorite Tags: almost (2) | as (2) | cock (2) | my (2)

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#161 - i've never watched a jontron video only short clips on funnyjunk  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on I'm lovin it +4
User avatar #173 - ztron (12/20/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas guy on the internet Home Improvement - JonTron
#228 - twondai (12/20/2014) [-]
i'm not going to watch it
#1 - Picture 12/19/2014 on cheap meds 0
#34 - no u  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on has a smile on his face, +8
#41 - psychosamurai (12/18/2014) [-]
#93 - i once got a ****** out of my house by yelling at… 12/18/2014 on Facebook (1) 0
#304 - **** man you're the coolest i'll kill you last 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#301 - joshlol get over here i want everyone on funnyjunk to thumb this guy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#300 - holy **** guys he delivered shower this bitch…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#303 - motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2014) [-]
I've actually got a lot of games I keep in my inventory for other people.
I literally sometimes just buy games that are on sale because people might want them. Or they come bundled with games I buy, whatever.
User avatar #304 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
shit man you're the coolest
i'll kill you last
User avatar #301 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
joshlol get over here i want everyone on funnyjunk to thumb this guy
#191 - both  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on How many hours do you work... 0
User avatar #192 - dewdomg (12/17/2014) [-]
some of the psych calls that we get, for the crazy people. those ones are crazy
like.. they can go from happy and loving to literally trying to claw your eyes out in i5 seconds flat.

as far as anomalies... I really haven't run into any that I have absolutely no idea what happened.
I will tell you if I run into anything
#185 - any ****** up things that you'll never be able to…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on How many hours do you work... 0
#189 - dewdomg (12/17/2014) [-]
like... crazy shit? or anomalies?
User avatar #191 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
both
User avatar #192 - dewdomg (12/17/2014) [-]
some of the psych calls that we get, for the crazy people. those ones are crazy
like.. they can go from happy and loving to literally trying to claw your eyes out in i5 seconds flat.

as far as anomalies... I really haven't run into any that I have absolutely no idea what happened.
I will tell you if I run into anything
#1192 - **twondai used "*roll cis privilege*"** **twondai rolls You… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#1190 - *roll cis priviledge*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
User avatar #1192 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
**twondai used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**twondai rolls You don’t have to deal with old photographs that did not reflect who you truly are.** fuck i'm retarded
#56 - I REALLY WANT IT  [+] (9 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Indie Games +8
User avatar #163 - motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2014) [-]
Well hey man, PM me your email.
I have 3 copies of Terraria just sitting in my inventory that I bought for literally this exact reason.
#300 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
holy shit guys he delivered
shower this bitch in green
#303 - motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2014) [-]
I've actually got a lot of games I keep in my inventory for other people.
I literally sometimes just buy games that are on sale because people might want them. Or they come bundled with games I buy, whatever.
User avatar #304 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
shit man you're the coolest
i'll kill you last
User avatar #301 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
joshlol get over here i want everyone on funnyjunk to thumb this guy
User avatar #268 - lulgazmz (12/17/2014) [-]
What a top bloke.
User avatar #209 - luqmanr (12/17/2014) [-]
i want one pls
User avatar #175 - thekeldog (12/17/2014) [-]
ayo, if u feel like playing i think i might b able to get a server up and running...
#10 - that's a really specific fetish 12/17/2014 on Absolutely disgusting 0
#61 - >implying any male on this website, straight-fag or gay-fag… 12/17/2014 on Salty Spitoon 0
#46 - >insulting a girl on a website full of white nights >kek  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Salty Spitoon +17
User avatar #58 - jouten (12/16/2014) [-]
>implying it's a grill
User avatar #61 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
>implying any male on this website, straight-fag or gay-fag, can get laid, let alone married
#1 - i watched the entire thing waiting for something funny to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Absolutely disgusting +1
User avatar #2 - schnizel (12/16/2014) [-]
I never promised the funny.
#127 - uchihalover and joshlol should be in the roll options 12/14/2014 on Faggot 0
#126 - **twondai used "*roll faggots*"** **twondai rolls Phanact**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Faggot 0
User avatar #127 - twondai (12/14/2014) [-]
uchihalover and joshlol should be in the roll options
#218 - you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.… 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? +1
#213 - i was piss drunk and i have a thing for khajiits somehow t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
#260 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well at least it was a cat and not a dog. If it was a dog you'd have REALLY screwed the pooch on that one.
#209 - no i wasn't circumcised, there is a v shaped hole on my foresk…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
User avatar #216 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Jeez, man. Squeeze play.
Casts Heal
**xombiemike used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**xombiemike rolls 07** (15 or better to heal penis)
User avatar #218 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.
you then proceed to voilently jab it into his dick head
fuck you
#205 - long story short cats don't like penises  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
#211 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
silly twondai, that's not what people are talking about when they say "gettin da pussy"
User avatar #213 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
i was piss drunk and i have a thing for khajiits
somehow thought there wouldn't be much of a difference
#260 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well at least it was a cat and not a dog. If it was a dog you'd have REALLY screwed the pooch on that one.
User avatar #207 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so it's not voluntary circumcision?
User avatar #209 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
no i wasn't circumcised, there is a v shaped hole on my foreskin and it hurts to jerk it
User avatar #216 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Jeez, man. Squeeze play.
Casts Heal
**xombiemike used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**xombiemike rolls 07** (15 or better to heal penis)
User avatar #218 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.
you then proceed to voilently jab it into his dick head
fuck you
#198 - normally i'd jerk off, but i cut my foreskin  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
User avatar #203 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
why would you do that?
User avatar #205 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
long story short
cats don't like penises
#211 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
silly twondai, that's not what people are talking about when they say "gettin da pussy"
User avatar #213 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
i was piss drunk and i have a thing for khajiits
somehow thought there wouldn't be much of a difference
#260 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well at least it was a cat and not a dog. If it was a dog you'd have REALLY screwed the pooch on that one.
User avatar #207 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so it's not voluntary circumcision?
User avatar #209 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
no i wasn't circumcised, there is a v shaped hole on my foreskin and it hurts to jerk it
User avatar #216 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Jeez, man. Squeeze play.
Casts Heal
**xombiemike used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**xombiemike rolls 07** (15 or better to heal penis)
User avatar #218 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.
you then proceed to voilently jab it into his dick head
fuck you
#229 - i know, i was just confused as to how the **** yo… 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#212 - wut  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
User avatar #216 - CaptinAwesome (12/13/2014) [-]
it was a thing when rolls first came out, anyone who rolled 999,999,999 would get red text forever, just like admin.
User avatar #229 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
i know, i was just confused as to how the fuck you got that 6 time in a row
then i saw the faded text thingy
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#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #8 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 072,509,757**
User avatar #7 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
User avatar #6 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 0,889,088**
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