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twondai Avatar Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
Steam Profile: twondai
Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2527
Comment Ranking:#2607
Highest Content Rank:#989
Highest Comment Rank:#1188
Content Thumbs: 4505 total,  5113 ,  608
Comment Thumbs: 4166 total,  4898 ,  732
Content Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 26% (26/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:290255
Times Content Favorited:429 times
Total Comments Made:1943
FJ Points:7206
Favorite Tags: almost (2) | as (2) | cock (2) | my (2)

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#1192 - **twondai used "*roll cis privilege*"** **twondai rolls You… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#1190 - *roll cis priviledge*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
User avatar #1192 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
**twondai used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**twondai rolls You don’t have to deal with old photographs that did not reflect who you truly are.** fuck i'm retarded
#56 - I REALLY WANT IT  [+] (9 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Indie Games +8
User avatar #163 - motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2014) [-]
Well hey man, PM me your email.
I have 3 copies of Terraria just sitting in my inventory that I bought for literally this exact reason.
#300 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
holy shit guys he delivered
shower this bitch in green
#303 - motherfuckingkenji (12/17/2014) [-]
I've actually got a lot of games I keep in my inventory for other people.
I literally sometimes just buy games that are on sale because people might want them. Or they come bundled with games I buy, whatever.
User avatar #304 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
shit man you're the coolest
i'll kill you last
User avatar #301 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
joshlol get over here i want everyone on funnyjunk to thumb this guy
User avatar #302 - joshlol (12/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #268 - lulgazmz (12/17/2014) [-]
What a top bloke.
User avatar #209 - luqmanr (12/17/2014) [-]
i want one pls
User avatar #175 - thekeldog (12/17/2014) [-]
ayo, if u feel like playing i think i might b able to get a server up and running...
#10 - that's a really specific fetish 12/17/2014 on Absolutely disgusting 0
#61 - >implying any male on this website, straight-fag or gay-fag… 12/17/2014 on Salty Spitoon 0
#46 - >insulting a girl on a website full of white nights >kek  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Salty Spitoon +16
User avatar #58 - jouten (12/16/2014) [-]
>implying it's a grill
User avatar #61 - twondai (12/17/2014) [-]
>implying any male on this website, straight-fag or gay-fag, can get laid, let alone married
#1 - i watched the entire thing waiting for something funny to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Absolutely disgusting +1
User avatar #2 - schnizel (12/16/2014) [-]
I never promised the funny.
#127 - uchihalover and joshlol should be in the roll options 12/14/2014 on Faggot 0
#126 - **twondai used "*roll faggots*"** **twondai rolls Phanact**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Faggot 0
User avatar #127 - twondai (12/14/2014) [-]
uchihalover and joshlol should be in the roll options
#218 - you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.… 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? +1
#213 - i was piss drunk and i have a thing for khajiits somehow t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
#260 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well at least it was a cat and not a dog. If it was a dog you'd have REALLY screwed the pooch on that one.
#209 - no i wasn't circumcised, there is a v shaped hole on my foresk…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
User avatar #216 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Jeez, man. Squeeze play.
Casts Heal
**xombiemike used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**xombiemike rolls 07** (15 or better to heal penis)
User avatar #218 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.
you then proceed to voilently jab it into his dick head
fuck you
#205 - long story short cats don't like penises  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
#211 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
silly twondai, that's not what people are talking about when they say "gettin da pussy"
User avatar #213 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
i was piss drunk and i have a thing for khajiits
somehow thought there wouldn't be much of a difference
#260 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well at least it was a cat and not a dog. If it was a dog you'd have REALLY screwed the pooch on that one.
User avatar #207 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so it's not voluntary circumcision?
User avatar #209 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
no i wasn't circumcised, there is a v shaped hole on my foreskin and it hurts to jerk it
User avatar #216 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Jeez, man. Squeeze play.
Casts Heal
**xombiemike used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**xombiemike rolls 07** (15 or better to heal penis)
User avatar #218 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.
you then proceed to voilently jab it into his dick head
fuck you
#198 - normally i'd jerk off, but i cut my foreskin  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
User avatar #203 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
why would you do that?
User avatar #205 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
long story short
cats don't like penises
#211 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
silly twondai, that's not what people are talking about when they say "gettin da pussy"
User avatar #213 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
i was piss drunk and i have a thing for khajiits
somehow thought there wouldn't be much of a difference
#260 - tacoperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well at least it was a cat and not a dog. If it was a dog you'd have REALLY screwed the pooch on that one.
User avatar #207 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Oh, so it's not voluntary circumcision?
User avatar #209 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
no i wasn't circumcised, there is a v shaped hole on my foreskin and it hurts to jerk it
User avatar #216 - xombiemike (12/13/2014) [-]
Jeez, man. Squeeze play.
Casts Heal
**xombiemike used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**xombiemike rolls 07** (15 or better to heal penis)
User avatar #218 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
you pull out your medical kit and thread the stitching needle.
you then proceed to voilently jab it into his dick head
fuck you
#229 - i know, i was just confused as to how the **** yo… 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#212 - wut  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
User avatar #216 - CaptinAwesome (12/13/2014) [-]
it was a thing when rolls first came out, anyone who rolled 999,999,999 would get red text forever, just like admin.
User avatar #229 - twondai (12/13/2014) [-]
i know, i was just confused as to how the fuck you got that 6 time in a row
then i saw the faded text thingy
#207 - **twondai used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **twondai rolls Mewtwo… 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#24 - **twondai used "*roll pokemon*"** **twondai rolls Mudkip** … 12/12/2014 on New Roll Types +1
#15 - **twondai used "*roll pokemon*"** **twondai rolls Ralts** 12/12/2014 on New Roll Types 0
#232 - ******* 12/12/2014 on captcha test 0
#117 - no problem anytime 12/12/2014 on Color BroTip +1
#32 - thank mr.skeltal 12/12/2014 on big meaty cocks +3
#115 - it's been a few years and you still don't have a thumb. i'm he…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Color BroTip +1
#116 - mmmmcheezy (12/12/2014) [-]
Boy this is one of the most random things I've ever seen. Thanks for the red thumb?....
User avatar #117 - twondai (12/12/2014) [-]
no problem
anytime
#29 - but which one is an alligator and which one is a crocodile?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Animal differences 0
#33 - crackmaster (12/11/2014) [-]
#90 - because because grand theft misogyny is a game completely orie… 12/11/2014 on (untitled) +1
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#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #16 to #15 - samoaspider ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
k.
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #9 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
User avatar #8 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 072,509,757**
User avatar #7 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
*roll 10*
User avatar #6 - twondai (04/26/2013) [-]
**twondai rolls 0,889,088**
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