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twondai

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
Steam Profile: twondai
Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2719
Comment Ranking:#1775
Highest Content Rank:#989
Highest Comment Rank:#1188
Content Thumbs: 5091 total,  5775 ,  684
Comment Thumbs: 5500 total,  6334 ,  834
Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:1
Content Views:337597
Times Content Favorited:523 times
Total Comments Made:2429
FJ Points:8646
Favorite Tags: 3d (3) | almost (2) | as (2) | blender (2) | cock (2) | my (2)

latest user's comments

#1145504 - inb4 minefag 01/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1145503 - anyone know a good PVE survival server for minecraft?  [+] (15 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1145510 - reaperoxide (01/06/2015) [-]
minefag
#1145511 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
u wot
User avatar #1145512 - reaperoxide (01/06/2015) [-]
You heard me.
#1145515 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
i don't need you're petty insults
#1145862 - anonexplains (01/07/2015) [-]
gets me everytime
User avatar #1145520 - reaperoxide (01/06/2015) [-]
Yea I suppose the autism you get from playing minecraft takes a toll, I really don't need to be adding to your list of problems.
User avatar #1145522 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]

meanie
#1145523 - reaperoxide (01/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #1145525 - noobnage (01/06/2015) [-]
oi thats rude stop that
#1145527 - reaperoxide (01/06/2015) [-]
Stop what?
User avatar #1145528 - noobnage (01/06/2015) [-]
being mean to minefags
User avatar #1145529 - reaperoxide (01/06/2015) [-]
Maybe you need to stop calling them minefags
User avatar #1145532 - noobnage (01/06/2015) [-]
i do what i want, meanie
#1145524 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
what are we doing with our lives?
User avatar #1145504 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
inb4 minefag
#252 - *********** 9000 01/06/2015 on congrats to FJ +1
#25641 - wat do? i just bought a pair of blue tooth headphones and …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25661 - multiplegermans (01/07/2015) [-]
Set them as the default audio device
User avatar #25663 - twondai (01/07/2015) [-]
i said i can't set them as my default device
i just had a thought that it might be my bluetooth drivers that are messed up
i'll update when i try that
#101 - **** yeah toafladermaus kicks ass 01/06/2015 on Beyblade 0
#39 - **twondai used "*roll 6, LOL*"** **twondai rolls Poppy** … 01/06/2015 on Pokemon team thread 0
#38 - Comment deleted 01/06/2015 on Pokemon team thread 0
#37 - Comment deleted 01/06/2015 on Pokemon team thread 0
#3 - and sprays plox 01/06/2015 on ADMIN ADD VOTE TO KICK ON... 0
#1 - i don't know what this is but i want more  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on we'll bang, ok? +1
User avatar #2 - bootyblaster (01/06/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#8 - personally i would have gone with the 750 TI or the 760 bu… 01/06/2015 on Descritpion 0
#1 - this is the by far the stupidest poem i've ever seen but …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Roses are red, Violets are... +123
#20 - spermanentthreat (01/06/2015) [-]
"This is the stupidest poem i've ever seen.

But it made me laugh, so here is a thumb that is green. "
#13 - evilwheatleycore (01/06/2015) [-]


This post is so dumb
But I think it is funny
Here have my green thumb
User avatar #59 - atoaster (01/07/2015) [-]
Oh, I know where that face is from!
User avatar #49 - megusters (01/06/2015) [-]
This post is junk, but it is funny. OHHHH
#2 - anonexplains (01/06/2015) [-]
This is called funnyjunk
Not smartjunk fgt
#5 - Comment deleted 01/06/2015 on Parody Girl 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Parody Girl 0
#4 - lightingmike Comment deleted by twondai
#5 - twondai Comment deleted by twondai
#2 - an adrenaline shot in one arm and horse tranquilizer in the other  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2015 on bae caught me slepin' 0
User avatar #8 - commoncrunch (01/06/2015) [-]
I believe they call that a speedball.
User avatar #16 - hor (01/06/2015) [-]
Nope, that's when you mix opioids with stimulants, like heroin and coke or heroin and meth. Doesn't have to be heroin but those are the most common.
User avatar #4 - davidavidson (01/06/2015) [-]
Duuude. If my heart could handle that, I def would.

Sounds like a fun time.
User avatar #17 - thatscrewedupkid (01/07/2015) [-]
thats what killed john belushi and chris farley
User avatar #3 - tranquilizer (01/06/2015) [-]
It's always either horse or dart
always
#11 - still pretty sketchy but ok i guess 01/06/2015 on Yes, Yes it is. -1
#4 - don't say i didn't warn you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Something i always wondered! +3
User avatar #5 - fatguystrangler (01/06/2015) [-]
It was fair warning..

The fault is my own.

still

aaahgrhrhaghaga
#8 - inb4 b&  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Yes, Yes it is. -2
#10 - beyondmovieartman (01/06/2015) [-]
There is a skin tight cloak over her. You see the shape of the nipples not actually them = no nudity
User avatar #11 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
still pretty sketchy but ok i guess
#2 - not sure what happend to those spoilers but ok 01/06/2015 on Something i always wondered! 0
#1 - like this **** [spoiler] [spoiler] …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Something i always wondered! +1
#15 - mistafishy (01/07/2015) [-]
...Do I look at it...???
#16 - twondai (01/07/2015) [-]
yes
#12 - mrtrouble (01/06/2015) [-]
But... but... why do you have sauce for this?
User avatar #13 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
who wouldnt i?
User avatar #8 - monkyolsen (01/06/2015) [-]
I was expecting some fucked up gore shit. That wasn't too fucked up. Or maybe it was. Maybe I'm too fucked up...
User avatar #10 - wtfbrain (01/06/2015) [-]
he's wrong. I even logged in to view this link. i may be a terrible person, however. and I just kinda chuckled a little . . . So no, you're mostly sane. Maybe too much internet however.
User avatar #11 - monkyolsen (01/06/2015) [-]
Aye, a bit too much internet, indeed
User avatar #9 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
you're way too fucked up man
User avatar #7 - Lintutu (01/06/2015) [-]
that wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it would be. I'm just glad it wasn't a real person
#3 - fatguystrangler (01/06/2015) [-]
NSFLife more like!

My fucking eyes.
User avatar #4 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
don't say i didn't warn you
User avatar #5 - fatguystrangler (01/06/2015) [-]
It was fair warning..

The fault is my own.

still

aaahgrhrhaghaga
User avatar #2 - twondai (01/06/2015) [-]
not sure what happend to those spoilers but ok
#25572 - well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won'… 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
#25570 - it doesn't matter which one you put in which socket, they're i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25571 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
okay... i just didnt wanna mess up and... i dont even know... damage my 970 in any way... its like expecting a child, i'll have the pc built by the 20th
User avatar #25572 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won't be detected by the bios (i don't even know if that's what the bios does lol) and won't be used by your system. and if it gets too much power, it'll only use what it needs
#25564 - then you should be fine i guess idk about your first post though  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
#25566 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
here you go its a pic of the PCI power should i plug in the 1st in the chain to the socket to the rightmost?
User avatar #25570 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter which one you put in which socket, they're identical and they both receive the same amount of power
User avatar #25571 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
okay... i just didnt wanna mess up and... i dont even know... damage my 970 in any way... its like expecting a child, i'll have the pc built by the 20th
User avatar #25572 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won't be detected by the bios (i don't even know if that's what the bios does lol) and won't be used by your system. and if it gets too much power, it'll only use what it needs
#25562 - stop calling me names, pooot your hurting my feelings  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25565 - sineztro (01/05/2015) [-]
oh sorry didn't mean to be mean yo
#25560 - don't you need a 6pin connector AND an 8pin? idk i was nev…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25563 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
yes, its two 6+2 pins in series. like a 6 pin with a two pin hanging off it
User avatar #25564 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
then you should be fine i guess
idk about your first post though
#25566 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
here you go its a pic of the PCI power should i plug in the 1st in the chain to the socket to the rightmost?
User avatar #25570 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter which one you put in which socket, they're identical and they both receive the same amount of power
User avatar #25571 - animedudej (01/05/2015) [-]
okay... i just didnt wanna mess up and... i dont even know... damage my 970 in any way... its like expecting a child, i'll have the pc built by the 20th
User avatar #25572 - twondai (01/05/2015) [-]
well i'm pretty sure if it's not getting enough power, it won't be detected by the bios (i don't even know if that's what the bios does lol) and won't be used by your system. and if it gets too much power, it'll only use what it needs

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User avatar #72 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
boop
#73 to #72 - twondai (02/27/2015) [-]
boop
boop
User avatar #74 to #73 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
good morning.
User avatar #75 to #74 - twondai (02/27/2015) [-]
but it's noon already!
User avatar #76 to #75 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Its 9:35 AM
User avatar #71 - twondai (01/09/2015) [-]
**twondai rolled user lightarcanine ** stupid faggot little cocksucker
#68 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
giffythetoad reverse
User avatar #70 to #69 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
lel
#67 - twondai (01/01/2015) [-]
**twondai rolled user inteus ** hey
you're a stupid butthead
get the **** outta my profile
#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #41 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
#39 to #38 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
yay!
yay!
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonexplains (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
User avatar #12 - twondai (04/18/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xbobchris ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #11 - twondai (11/17/2013) [-]
hurr[spoiler] blurrdurr [/spoiler]
User avatar #10 - twondai (10/20/2013) [-]
[spoiler] ****** [/spoiler]
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