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Gender: male
Steam Profile: twoderrick
Consoles Owned: gamecube ps1 ps3 PC
Video Games Played: strategy, shooting, and everything in between
PSN: twoderrick
Interests: Making Hentai
Date Signed Up:8/25/2011
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:The basement in the sky
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#8 - Every one is already bashing the new joker and the movie hasn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on New Joker origin 0
User avatar #19 - payseht (04/27/2015) [-]
we're bashing the look, not the character... we have a picture, he looks stupid, there are things you could deduce from the picture (which is kind of the point), and that's what we're addressing.
#518 - Dammit, I got so caught up in the comments that I didn't look … 04/26/2015 on What song? +1
#514 - Picture 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#513 - PERFECT 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#506 - Thats terrifying. Imagine the people's faces. 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#503 - You'd like fallout.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#504 - chrispthesebbe (04/26/2015) [-]
I do like fallout
#36 - Picture 04/26/2015 on This is what it's coming to. +1
#21 - ...every time I see that image man. I don't care if it's j…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on justgirlythings +10
User avatar #24 - jntcoolman (04/25/2015) [-]
What movie?
#36 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
Die Brücke, (The Bridge) a German movie from the fifties something. There's also a newer version, but that pic is from the original movie. (Both are great though.)
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2015 on Ghostbusters dankest meme +42
#32 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
oh that is nice... AH FUCK!
User avatar #31 - anonomoz (04/25/2015) [-]
its..its beautiful...
User avatar #29 - Azacu (04/25/2015) [-]
That effect I believe is called a "Paulstretch", you can use audacity to make anything sound like that.
User avatar #28 - mattdoggy (04/25/2015) [-]
When your friends ask if you're high
#24 - Ken M (04/25/2015) [-]
That ending
#159 - Haven't California and Florida adopted "stand your ground…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Justice Served +14
User avatar #171 - lean (04/22/2015) [-]
Yes, list is a few years old that I found.

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User avatar #52 - twoderrick (07/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #115 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
So what's up mayne? What are ya up to?
User avatar #116 to #115 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
Playing GTA V for PC
User avatar #117 to #116 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah see I bought it too but haven't had the chance to play. I'm working right now but I'm almost done which is bretty great.

Is it any good?
User avatar #118 to #117 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
Controls are a bit off for my tastes
Right now I'm importing my PS3 GTA5 character
User avatar #119 to #118 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Gotchya. I really like gta4's controls so I don't see it being a problem.

I heard if you go to the strip club though your mic blasts globally to everyone. Is that true?
User avatar #120 to #119 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
your mic is always on globally unless set otherwise.
User avatar #121 to #120 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I meant like activated. Guess not though.
#110 - comradegeneral (03/18/2015) [-]
How are you mate, haven't heard about you in a while.
User avatar #111 to #110 - twoderrick (03/18/2015) [-]
That because I'm not doing anything worth talking about.
I might have an image done by next month (might)
User avatar #92 - dalokan (03/07/2015) [-]
What are your prices?

I wanna get a picture edited so i thought i'd ask you since you're proficient at it
User avatar #93 to #92 - twoderrick (03/07/2015) [-]
just let me see the image
User avatar #94 to #93 - dalokan (03/07/2015) [-]
ite w8 let me get it first
User avatar #95 to #94 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
.... got it yet?
User avatar #96 to #95 - dalokan (03/08/2015) [-]
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that pic, but replaced with franken fran
User avatar #97 to #96 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
Btw, I don't do commissions anymore. I still do requests though.
User avatar #98 to #97 - dalokan (03/08/2015) [-]
why naut tho.

Well, that's the request, i guess.
#99 to #98 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
Because I've had a full time job for a year and i'm apparently too Jewish to spend my earnings like a normal bloak. Plus I  live with my parents now because my roomate decided to bring his toddler to come live with us, and I ain't havin that. Because of this my only bills to pay are now car insurance and gas.    
Your request looks pretty easy to do,  I'll try to get you a ruff composite soon.
Because I've had a full time job for a year and i'm apparently too Jewish to spend my earnings like a normal bloak. Plus I live with my parents now because my roomate decided to bring his toddler to come live with us, and I ain't havin that. Because of this my only bills to pay are now car insurance and gas.

Your request looks pretty easy to do, I'll try to get you a ruff composite soon.
User avatar #100 to #99 - dalokan (03/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]

Now is the time to point things out.
I also suggest crudely drawing stitches over the spots you want stitches. (on the arms and breasts or whatever)
User avatar #103 to #101 - dalokan (03/08/2015) [-]
Aside from that looks great, digging the whole "finish up quickly" face you put on it.

indifference is hot af
User avatar #108 to #103 - twoderrick (03/09/2015) [-]
Try not to just upload the image here, I didn't enjoy my ban.


Okay, I got most of the structural lines added in.
I noticed in other images that there are stitches on each finger, do you want those?
I WOULD change the tank top to a lab coat but having already drew the stitches on her arm I'm not sure I want to anymore, what do you think?
I don't know what the things on her head are called, but I was having a hard time finding the right color for them, most colored images of franken fran have great variation between them. So I was just going to ask what color was more what you were thinking. Once again just open paint, find a color that looks good, and color over it like you were finger painting in a hospital ward full of epileptic children.
(I'm going to add the neck stitch but I just noticed I forgot it.)
User avatar #109 to #108 - dalokan (03/09/2015) [-]
Sure, stitches on fingers sounds swell.

uh, just keep the tank top, that doesn't need a change.

The big screws can just be black and white, however you could add a little rust to them.

Sorry about that ban tho
#113 to #109 - twoderrick (04/09/2015) [-]
Image is done. Took a long time because I'm a lazy 			****		.   
But I got a new monitor that is not a piece of crap.   
So it looks better than it would have if I had not been a lazy asshole.   

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If you see anything you want me to touch up point it out.
Image is done. Took a long time because I'm a lazy **** .
But I got a new monitor that is not a piece of crap.
So it looks better than it would have if I had not been a lazy asshole.
You need to login to view this link

If you see anything you want me to touch up point it out.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dalokan (03/08/2015) [-]
maybe a stitch over the right nipple?
User avatar #87 - dalokan (02/28/2015) [-]
do you want colored text?
User avatar #88 to #87 - twoderrick (02/28/2015) [-]
I suppose so
User avatar #89 to #88 - dalokan (02/28/2015) [-]
make the trade
User avatar #90 to #89 - twoderrick (02/28/2015) [-]
colored text item can't be traded
User avatar #91 to #90 - dalokan (02/28/2015) [-]

User avatar #86 - twoderrick (01/12/2015) [-]
**twoderrick used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
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#73 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
User avatar #74 to #73 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
yeah, working alot recently though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Is everything going good so far?
User avatar #76 to #75 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
i guess but i'm rather sick.
I bought a computer with a touch screen hoping it would help me to do better art, but it's not working like I hoped. I have to tap the screen twice before dragging my finger.
It's not working out so well.
User avatar #77 to #76 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
That sucks man, hope you get well soon.

About the touch screen, can't you bring it back and demand the money back?
Sorry, i'm a eurofag so i don't realy know how it works over there.
User avatar #78 to #77 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well i bought it from a friend, and there isn't anything functionally wrong with it either.
it's just to click and drag that what you have to do.
User avatar #79 to #78 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
K, then.

Keep us updated about your art.
User avatar #80 to #79 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well, i have been doing some small time editing on the side, but it's probably not images people would want to see. things like futa and vore.
#81 to #80 - comradegeneral (12/07/2014) [-]
I know what futa is and i don't like it, but what is vore?
#82 to #81 - twoderrick Comment deleted by twoderrick [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - twoderrick (12/07/2014) [-]
and thats why i haven't been updating.
most people wouldn't want to see it so i try to keep the site mostly vanilla
User avatar #70 - notorc (11/13/2014) [-]
gonna subscribe cause i want to see the really good things you post.
User avatar #71 to #70 - twoderrick (11/13/2014) [-]
>implying I post really good things
User avatar #68 - konradkurze (10/29/2014) [-]
hey man
up to trade your nazi gold
User avatar #69 to #68 - twoderrick (10/29/2014) [-]
no, no. I collect nazi gold. Not trade it away.
#59 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Is this good?
User avatar #60 to #59 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know you were into massive tits
User avatar #61 to #60 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Anything can happen in a drawing ;) , but I don't know if this maintains what you wanted.

Is everything fine so far?
#62 to #61 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
Looks good. Massive tits does not an average build girl make though.
mouth is seriously open though, but not a problem with the wonders of editing. but you don't need to really draw a face at all except to show placement and angle.

Here, I made this for you.
#63 to #62 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Just the face like this?
User avatar #64 to #63 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
that works, but with the squiggly line on the bottom part it looks like her face is caved in. it's funny and no big deal but I though I should point it out anyway.

But yes, thats enough face for me to work with.
User avatar #65 to #64 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
I apologize for all the struggle, but I thank you for being a teacher

Do you have a digital draw pad for your computer?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
nah man
mouse for the win.
User avatar #67 to #66 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]

I gotta sleep now. Tomorrow, I'll try drawing something again, and I'll let you be the judge some more, that is only if you're okay with that. You may have more experience in digital, but you can judge like a pro when it comes to drawings
User avatar #53 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
Also you apparently like mizore from Rosario + vampire. want to be the best of friends?
User avatar #54 to #53 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 to #54 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
**** yes. you play dota?
User avatar #56 to #55 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
not since anti-fun
User avatar #57 to #56 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
god **** anti-mage. he jungles for like 30 minutes gets manta blinks in wrecks, gets gold gets cleave wins
User avatar #58 to #57 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
I play league though, North america server
#44 - comradegeneral (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey dude haven't talkd since, well a while.
How have you been doing ?
I also saw ya new drawings, looks awesome by the way.
User avatar #45 to #44 - twoderrick (07/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, thank you. I was actually thinking about you about a week ago. I was like
"I'll mention him when I complete the next image."
But I see that wasn't necessary.
I've been working alot recently. Haven't really the free time to draw/edit things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
You have a job ?

Ist it well payed and good or is the payment to low for things you have to endure ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
10/ hour
It's tiring some days, other days you're glad you came in.
it does really depend on the day though.
Keeps money in my account and stuff.
so it's good enough that I wouldn't want to find another one at least for the moment.
User avatar #48 to #47 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
What job do you actually have ?
Working at a Store ?
A Garage ?
A Factory ?
User avatar #49 to #48 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
Warehouse job, distribution center.
Move boxes and **** . (Doesn't afraid of anything.)
#50 to #49 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
Is it part of a big company.
#51 to #50 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - TheBadTouch (06/12/2014) [-]
I just saw your posts in the hentai section, and I am now looking at your work on your blog and deviantart. You have some really good stuff up, keep it up. I also love Mizore and Rosario Vampire stuff too.
User avatar #42 to #41 - twoderrick (06/12/2014) [-]
Thank you. I do plan on making more soon.
User avatar #43 to #42 - TheBadTouch (06/12/2014) [-]
looking forward to it
User avatar #37 - LOLWUTS (06/05/2014) [-]
Hey, you got a deviantart or somthing? I love your work, or at least i think its yours.
User avatar #38 to #37 - twoderrick (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but i usually only post vanilla stuff there.
You need to login to view this link

I'm not very active either. not since I got a job.
User avatar #39 to #38 - LOLWUTS (06/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, hope you eventually draw more.
User avatar #40 to #39 - twoderrick (06/05/2014) [-]
oh, I'm GONNA draw more. Time to do so is just in short supply.
#34 - assclownz (02/16/2014) [-]
Keep up the good work.
#35 to #34 - twoderrick (02/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, might I ask which of the things I've done you like the most?
User avatar #36 to #35 - assclownz (02/17/2014) [-]
All your work is great, but your Mizore works are me favorite.
User avatar #31 - areialview (02/01/2013) [-]
oh! You're derricktwo aren't you?
#32 to #31 - derricktwo (02/01/2013) [-]
No way! How did you figure out?
User avatar #33 to #32 - areialview (02/01/2013) [-]
I dunno, I've been tired for staying up 24+ hours and finally caught on to that
#29 - Ken M (01/31/2013) [-]
whats the source of your profile picture?
#28 - tornwingsofangels (01/31/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
User avatar #24 - comradegeneral (01/26/2013) [-]
Do you have some new drawings of Mizore ?
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