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Consoles Owned: gamecube ps1 ps3 PC
Video Games Played: strategy, shooting, and everything in between
PSN: twoderrick
Interests: Making Hentai
Date Signed Up:8/25/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:The basement in the sky
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    Uploaded: 11/17/14
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#334 - Looks gr8 m8, I r8 8/8. 12/16/2014 on Christmas Hats +1
#14 - "I am banksy" nice try dubstoiz but it says yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Phone 0
User avatar #17 - dubstoiz (12/15/2014) [-]
I am undercover.
#3 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Worldstar Tweets +180
#35 - innocentbabies (12/15/2014) [-]
But his teeth are nice.
User avatar #33 - therockofshame (12/15/2014) [-]
You can tell he thought he looked great when this was taken.
User avatar #23 - schnickelfritz (12/15/2014) [-]
it looks like baby hair
#22 - chaotickaas (12/15/2014) [-]
"what kind of cut you"
User avatar #32 - therockofshame (12/15/2014) [-]
I think that they meant to portray him cutting the barber off mid-sentence. "What cut you-" would have been more effective.
User avatar #31 - ruckallthefules (12/15/2014) [-]
Barber: what kind of cut do you...

Him: FUCK ME UP!

this helped for me
#226 - Should be easy enough.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Christmas Hats +3
#252 - sandwichchaser (12/15/2014) [-]
All credit to orgasmpirate and firefuel. I'm just filling in while they are not here because there is a lot to get through here. P.S I'm not great with vector, but I tried....
User avatar #334 - twoderrick (12/16/2014) [-]
Looks gr8 m8, I r8 8/8.
#21 - Thank you, kind stranger. 12/15/2014 on feel old yet? +16
#16 - I see that image alot and I have never understood it. C…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2014 on feel old yet? +4
User avatar #18 - Oblivion (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #148 - messerauditore (12/15/2014) [-]
Hooch is crazy.
User avatar #96 - reloyjerkins (12/15/2014) [-]
THE LAAAAAAAAW
#82 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
It's been so long since I heard his voice I forgot what it sounded like.
User avatar #21 - twoderrick (12/15/2014) [-]
Thank you, kind stranger.
User avatar #17 - jaevel (12/15/2014) [-]
I think it has something to do with the driversstick on a automatic.
#16 - Having spent the last couple hours playing Kerbal Space Progra… 12/15/2014 on Love Live 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Women 19 +9
#36 - thesticklebricks (12/15/2014) [-]
#30 - you're not alone 12/15/2014 on Picasso +1
#22 - I bet it tastes like poverty.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on not delivery +2
User avatar #29 - dingdongpancakes (12/15/2014) [-]
even more than a hot dog on wrapped in a piece of wonder bread?
User avatar #35 - leonhardt (12/15/2014) [-]
Hey, not my fault hot dogs come in packs of 12 while buns come in packs of 8.
#33 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
I don't like hot dog buns, they are too sweet for my liking and have a weird taste to them. I'd much rather have one on a piece of ordinary bread.
#31 - lordpancake (12/15/2014) [-]
..... I do that....

Fucking buns suck sometimes, they fall apart too easy. I also don't eat hotdogs enough to warrant buying buns, when I can just use bread that I need for other things. A lot of them would just go to waste.

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User avatar #52 - twoderrick (07/27/2014) [-]
stickied by twoderrick
$('.thUp').click();
#73 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
User avatar #74 to #73 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
yeah, working alot recently though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Is everything going good so far?
User avatar #76 to #75 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
i guess but i'm rather sick.
I bought a computer with a touch screen hoping it would help me to do better art, but it's not working like I hoped. I have to tap the screen twice before dragging my finger.
It's not working out so well.
User avatar #77 to #76 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
That sucks man, hope you get well soon.

About the touch screen, can't you bring it back and demand the money back?
Sorry, i'm a eurofag so i don't realy know how it works over there.
User avatar #78 to #77 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well i bought it from a friend, and there isn't anything functionally wrong with it either.
it's just to click and drag that what you have to do.
User avatar #79 to #78 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
K, then.

Keep us updated about your art.
User avatar #80 to #79 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well, i have been doing some small time editing on the side, but it's probably not images people would want to see. things like futa and vore.
#81 to #80 - comradegeneral (12/07/2014) [-]
I know what futa is and i don't like it, but what is vore?
#82 to #81 - twoderrick (12/07/2014) [-]
basically eating people alive
User avatar #84 to #83 - twoderrick (12/07/2014) [-]
and thats why i haven't been updating.
most people wouldn't want to see it so i try to keep the site mostly vanilla
User avatar #70 - notorc (11/13/2014) [-]
gonna subscribe cause i want to see the really good things you post.
User avatar #71 to #70 - twoderrick (11/13/2014) [-]
>implying I post really good things
User avatar #68 - konradkurze (10/29/2014) [-]
hey man
up to trade your nazi gold
User avatar #69 to #68 - twoderrick (10/29/2014) [-]
no, no. I collect nazi gold. Not trade it away.
#59 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Is this good?
User avatar #60 to #59 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know you were into massive tits
User avatar #61 to #60 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Anything can happen in a drawing ;) , but I don't know if this maintains what you wanted.

Is everything fine so far?
#62 to #61 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
Looks good. Massive tits does not an average build girl make though.
mouth is seriously open though, but not a problem with the wonders of editing. but you don't need to really draw a face at all except to show placement and angle.

Here, I made this for you.
#63 to #62 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Just the face like this?
User avatar #64 to #63 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
that works, but with the squiggly line on the bottom part it looks like her face is caved in. it's funny and no big deal but I though I should point it out anyway.

But yes, thats enough face for me to work with.
User avatar #65 to #64 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
I apologize for all the struggle, but I thank you for being a teacher

Do you have a digital draw pad for your computer?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
nah man
mouse for the win.
User avatar #67 to #66 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Noice!

I gotta sleep now. Tomorrow, I'll try drawing something again, and I'll let you be the judge some more, that is only if you're okay with that. You may have more experience in digital, but you can judge like a pro when it comes to drawings
User avatar #53 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
Also you apparently like mizore from Rosario + vampire. want to be the best of friends?
User avatar #54 to #53 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #55 to #54 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
**** yes. you play dota?
User avatar #56 to #55 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
not since anti-fun
User avatar #57 to #56 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
god **** anti-mage. he jungles for like 30 minutes gets manta blinks in wrecks, gets gold gets cleave wins
User avatar #58 to #57 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
I play league though, North america server
#44 - comradegeneral (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey dude haven't talkd since, well a while.
How have you been doing ?
I also saw ya new drawings, looks awesome by the way.
User avatar #45 to #44 - twoderrick (07/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, thank you. I was actually thinking about you about a week ago. I was like
"I'll mention him when I complete the next image."
But I see that wasn't necessary.
I've been working alot recently. Haven't really the free time to draw/edit things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
You have a job ?

Ist it well payed and good or is the payment to low for things you have to endure ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
10/ hour
It's tiring some days, other days you're glad you came in.
it does really depend on the day though.
Keeps money in my account and stuff.
so it's good enough that I wouldn't want to find another one at least for the moment.
User avatar #48 to #47 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
What job do you actually have ?
Working at a Store ?
A Garage ?
A Factory ?
User avatar #49 to #48 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
Warehouse job, distribution center.
Move boxes and **** . (Doesn't afraid of anything.)
#50 to #49 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
Is it part of a big company.
#51 to #50 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #41 - TheBadTouch (06/12/2014) [-]
I just saw your posts in the hentai section, and I am now looking at your work on your blog and deviantart. You have some really good stuff up, keep it up. I also love Mizore and Rosario Vampire stuff too.
User avatar #42 to #41 - twoderrick (06/12/2014) [-]
Thank you. I do plan on making more soon.
User avatar #43 to #42 - TheBadTouch (06/12/2014) [-]
looking forward to it
User avatar #37 - LOLWUTS (06/05/2014) [-]
Hey, you got a deviantart or somthing? I love your work, or at least i think its yours.
User avatar #38 to #37 - twoderrick (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but i usually only post vanilla stuff there.
You need to login to view this link

I'm not very active either. not since I got a job.
User avatar #39 to #38 - LOLWUTS (06/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, hope you eventually draw more.
User avatar #40 to #39 - twoderrick (06/05/2014) [-]
oh, I'm GONNA draw more. Time to do so is just in short supply.
#34 - assclownz (02/16/2014) [-]
Keep up the good work.
#35 to #34 - twoderrick (02/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, might I ask which of the things I've done you like the most?
User avatar #36 to #35 - assclownz (02/17/2014) [-]
All your work is great, but your Mizore works are me favorite.
User avatar #31 - areialview (02/01/2013) [-]
oh! You're derricktwo aren't you?
#32 to #31 - derricktwo (02/01/2013) [-]
No way! How did you figure out?
User avatar #33 to #32 - areialview (02/01/2013) [-]
I dunno, I've been tired for staying up 24+ hours and finally caught on to that
#29 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
whats the source of your profile picture?
#28 - tornwingsofangels (01/31/2013) [-]
Here, have this.
User avatar #24 - comradegeneral (01/26/2013) [-]
Do you have some new drawings of Mizore ?
#21 - funkyspot ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Hey I fell asleap before I got to ask you to show me more pictures you've made that aren't necessarily hentai
User avatar #20 - comradegeneral (01/07/2013) [-]
Send me a message when you finished ya next drawing.
#16 - overdrivezenith (10/21/2012) [-]
Hey there, Torrent finished but i can help you seeding if you feel like it.
#11 - overdrivezenith (09/04/2012) [-]
Sup man, got the link for your torrent, any chance for someone to help seeding?
User avatar #9 - Vanbr (08/05/2012) [-]
Thanks for the link! Never had 10GB of porn before
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