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Gender: male
Steam Profile: twoderrick
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard Rice
Video Games Played: strategy, shooting, and everything in between
Interests: Making Hentai
Date Signed Up:8/25/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:The basement in the sky
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Content Ranking:#5143
Comment Ranking:#350
Highest Content Rank:#2620
Highest Comment Rank:#265
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Comment Thumbs: 34158 total,  36065 ,  1907
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Level 159 Content: Faptastic → Level 160 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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I am neutral to all parties simply because there is very little I give a fuck about. (Little means nothing)

I prefer getting my thumbs through the comments.

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#2 - mfw this content  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on mods face when someone... +14
#23 - ijieck (46 minutes ago) [-]
mfw this comment
#15 - Please, everyone knows Sona has a thing for Draven. He cer… 14 hours ago on some cute shit. 0
#5 - Who would want to be a human anyway.  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Identity +2
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#8 - anlbomber (7 hours ago) [-]
Why do I see so much TTGL stuff recently?
#11 - locke (4 hours ago) [-]
it calls to you.
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#12 - anlbomber (4 hours ago) [-]
Cool, what does it say?
#13 - locke (4 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, when it called me it tried to call collect so I didn't pick up.
#32 - Well, you don't look** bad** 15 hours ago on howhot.io +2
#22 - Isn't that just a scar from surgery?  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Dickbutt's Wife +2
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#26 - mattdoggy (14 hours ago) [-]
From what i know about boobs, other than that they feel like bags of sand, is that this is a side effect of pushing together boobs that just aren't there. Often when a girl has saggy boobs or the weird deflated tube boobs it is hard to display cleavage with a low top like a normal girl. If a girl has a large chest or a perky chest she can have her cleavage on display and it will look normal, with a simple line for large which are pushed together or two separate lumps with a fine gap in between them. The problem is when a girl lacks both and tries to display you get that look that you see above that i can't quite describe and it will really show with a line going down the center showing how they pushed them together.
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#23 - trollzman (15 hours ago) [-]
no idea man, just found it and posted it
#448914 - I checked the profile but its not available for all the see, l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#448918 - ohemgeezus (01/10/2016) [-]
I post a lot, mostly he blocked me because I did it to him months ago and he's just now realizing it. I also tend to post 4chan stuff making fun of Sweden and how it's flooded with arabs, so he's super sensitive about that and has a literal temper tantrum in the comments every time
#448912 - >People like genre >Don't like all artists in genre … 01/10/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#448682 - okay lemme rephrase that, it's not about the amount of thumbs. 01/10/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#448652 - I got a reason to hate, so I hate. Besides, its not about …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
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#448655 - ohemgeezus (01/09/2016) [-]
It is about the thumbs, otherwise you wouldn't specifically call out tiles for your 1 thumb down in the thread where you made a completely idiotic comment. When that happens it doesn't matter what you say in that thread, it'll get thumbed down
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#448682 - twoderrick (01/10/2016) [-]
okay lemme rephrase that, it's not about the amount of thumbs.
#448639 - tiles is a faggot who thumbs people down for explaining themse…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
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#448658 - tiles (01/09/2016) [-]
Didn't know you'd get this upset over two thumbs. So if you want me to take em back I will, dude.
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#448640 - ohemgeezus (01/09/2016) [-]
You're complaining about 1 thumb when you got 105 just before that 1 thumb?
#448652 - twoderrick (01/09/2016) [-]
I got a reason to hate, so I hate.
Besides, its not about the thumbs.
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#448655 - ohemgeezus (01/09/2016) [-]
It is about the thumbs, otherwise you wouldn't specifically call out tiles for your 1 thumb down in the thread where you made a completely idiotic comment. When that happens it doesn't matter what you say in that thread, it'll get thumbed down
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#448682 - twoderrick (01/10/2016) [-]
okay lemme rephrase that, it's not about the amount of thumbs.

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User avatar #52 - twoderrick (07/27/2014) [-]
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$('.thUp').click();
#127 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
In your personal opinion, from 1 to Homestuck, how cancerous is:

Nunu
Steven Universe Fandom
Weeaboos
Otakus
People that roleplay as hentai characters
People that roleplay as characters in general
User avatar #128 to #127 - twoderrick (08/14/2015) [-]
1
homestuck -1
race traitors
between 4-6
never seen one maybe 3-7
solid 6.5
#129 to #128 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for the answers

Here's your complimentary left shark
User avatar #130 to #129 - twoderrick (08/14/2015) [-]
why ask?
User avatar #131 to #130 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
We barely talk nowadays so I wanted to know your opinions on stuff
User avatar #125 - Falkor (07/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #115 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
So what's up mayne? What are ya up to?
User avatar #116 to #115 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
Playing GTA V for PC
User avatar #117 to #116 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah see I bought it too but haven't had the chance to play. I'm working right now but I'm almost done which is bretty great.

Is it any good?
User avatar #118 to #117 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
Controls are a bit off for my tastes
Right now I'm importing my PS3 GTA5 character
User avatar #119 to #118 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Gotchya. I really like gta4's controls so I don't see it being a problem.

I heard if you go to the strip club though your mic blasts globally to everyone. Is that true?
User avatar #120 to #119 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
your mic is always on globally unless set otherwise.
User avatar #121 to #120 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I meant like activated. Guess not though.
#110 - comradegeneral (03/18/2015) [-]
How are you mate, haven't heard about you in a while.
User avatar #111 to #110 - twoderrick (03/18/2015) [-]
That because I'm not doing anything worth talking about.
I might have an image done by next month (might)
User avatar #92 - dalokan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
What are your prices?

I wanna get a picture edited so i thought i'd ask you since you're proficient at it
User avatar #93 to #92 - twoderrick (03/07/2015) [-]
just let me see the image
User avatar #94 to #93 - dalokan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
ite w8 let me get it first
User avatar #95 to #94 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
.... got it yet?
User avatar #96 to #95 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
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that pic, but replaced with franken fran
User avatar #97 to #96 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
Btw, I don't do commissions anymore. I still do requests though.
User avatar #98 to #97 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
why naut tho.

Well, that's the request, i guess.
#99 to #98 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
Because I've had a full time job for a year and i'm apparently too Jewish to spend my earnings like a normal bloak. Plus I live with my parents now because my roomate decided to bring his toddler to come live with us, and I ain't havin that. Because of this my only bills to pay are now car insurance and gas.

Your request looks pretty easy to do, I'll try to get you a ruff composite soon.
User avatar #100 to #99 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
ty
User avatar #101 to #100 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
www.dropbox.com/s/vy7qhkt3j2blate/Composite.png?dl=0

Now is the time to point things out.
I also suggest crudely drawing stitches over the spots you want stitches. (on the arms and breasts or whatever)
User avatar #103 to #101 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Aside from that looks great, digging the whole "finish up quickly" face you put on it.

indifference is hot af
User avatar #108 to #103 - twoderrick (03/09/2015) [-]
Try not to just upload the image here, I didn't enjoy my ban.

www.dropbox.com/s/l7x36lgs4ja9r52/composite%202.png?dl=0

Okay, I got most of the structural lines added in.
I noticed in other images that there are stitches on each finger, do you want those?
I WOULD change the tank top to a lab coat but having already drew the stitches on her arm I'm not sure I want to anymore, what do you think?
I don't know what the things on her head are called, but I was having a hard time finding the right color for them, most colored images of franken fran have great variation between them. So I was just going to ask what color was more what you were thinking. Once again just open paint, find a color that looks good, and color over it like you were finger painting in a hospital ward full of epileptic children.
(I'm going to add the neck stitch but I just noticed I forgot it.)
User avatar #109 to #108 - dalokan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Sure, stitches on fingers sounds swell.

uh, just keep the tank top, that doesn't need a change.

The big screws can just be black and white, however you could add a little rust to them.

Sorry about that ban tho
#113 to #109 - twoderrick (04/09/2015) [-]
Image is done. Took a long time because I'm a lazy 			****		.   
But I got a new monitor that is not a piece of crap.   
So it looks better than it would have if I had not been a lazy asshole.   

			
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If you see anything you want me to touch up point it out.
Image is done. Took a long time because I'm a lazy **** .
But I got a new monitor that is not a piece of crap.
So it looks better than it would have if I had not been a lazy asshole.
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If you see anything you want me to touch up point it out.
User avatar #114 to #113 - dalokan ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
**************** man, thanks
User avatar #102 to #101 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
maybe a stitch over the right nipple?
User avatar #87 - dalokan ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
do you want colored text?
User avatar #88 to #87 - twoderrick (02/28/2015) [-]
I suppose so
User avatar #89 to #88 - dalokan ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
make the trade
User avatar #90 to #89 - twoderrick (02/28/2015) [-]
colored text item can't be traded
User avatar #91 to #90 - dalokan ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
****

sorry
User avatar #86 - twoderrick (01/12/2015) [-]
**twoderrick used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**twoderrick rolls 71**
#73 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
User avatar #74 to #73 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
yeah, working alot recently though.
User avatar #75 to #74 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Is everything going good so far?
User avatar #76 to #75 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
i guess but i'm rather sick.
I bought a computer with a touch screen hoping it would help me to do better art, but it's not working like I hoped. I have to tap the screen twice before dragging my finger.
It's not working out so well.
User avatar #77 to #76 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
That sucks man, hope you get well soon.

About the touch screen, can't you bring it back and demand the money back?
Sorry, i'm a eurofag so i don't realy know how it works over there.
User avatar #78 to #77 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well i bought it from a friend, and there isn't anything functionally wrong with it either.
it's just to click and drag that what you have to do.
User avatar #79 to #78 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
K, then.

Keep us updated about your art.
User avatar #80 to #79 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well, i have been doing some small time editing on the side, but it's probably not images people would want to see. things like futa and vore.
#81 to #80 - comradegeneral (12/07/2014) [-]
I know what futa is and i don't like it, but what is vore?
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User avatar #84 to #83 - twoderrick (12/07/2014) [-]
and thats why i haven't been updating.
most people wouldn't want to see it so i try to keep the site mostly vanilla
User avatar #70 - notorc (11/13/2014) [-]
gonna subscribe cause i want to see the really good things you post.
User avatar #71 to #70 - twoderrick (11/13/2014) [-]
>implying I post really good things
User avatar #68 - konradkurze (10/29/2014) [-]
hey man
up to trade your nazi gold
User avatar #69 to #68 - twoderrick (10/29/2014) [-]
no, no. I collect nazi gold. Not trade it away.
#59 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Is this good?
User avatar #60 to #59 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
I didn't know you were into massive tits
User avatar #61 to #60 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Anything can happen in a drawing ;) , but I don't know if this maintains what you wanted.

Is everything fine so far?
#62 to #61 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
Looks good. Massive tits does not an average build girl make though.
mouth is seriously open though, but not a problem with the wonders of editing. but you don't need to really draw a face at all except to show placement and angle.

Here, I made this for you.
#63 to #62 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Just the face like this?
User avatar #64 to #63 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
that works, but with the squiggly line on the bottom part it looks like her face is caved in. it's funny and no big deal but I though I should point it out anyway.

But yes, thats enough face for me to work with.
User avatar #65 to #64 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
I apologize for all the struggle, but I thank you for being a teacher

Do you have a digital draw pad for your computer?
User avatar #66 to #65 - twoderrick (10/25/2014) [-]
nah man
mouse for the win.
User avatar #67 to #66 - darealsnooki (10/25/2014) [-]
Noice!

I gotta sleep now. Tomorrow, I'll try drawing something again, and I'll let you be the judge some more, that is only if you're okay with that. You may have more experience in digital, but you can judge like a pro when it comes to drawings
User avatar #53 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
Also you apparently like mizore from Rosario + vampire. want to be the best of friends?
User avatar #54 to #53 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #55 to #54 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
**** yes. you play dota?
User avatar #56 to #55 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
not since anti-fun
User avatar #57 to #56 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
god **** anti-mage. he jungles for like 30 minutes gets manta blinks in wrecks, gets gold gets cleave wins
User avatar #58 to #57 - twoderrick (08/22/2014) [-]
I play league though, North america server
#44 - comradegeneral (07/16/2014) [-]
Hey dude haven't talkd since, well a while.
How have you been doing ?
I also saw ya new drawings, looks awesome by the way.
User avatar #45 to #44 - twoderrick (07/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, thank you. I was actually thinking about you about a week ago. I was like
"I'll mention him when I complete the next image."
But I see that wasn't necessary.
I've been working alot recently. Haven't really the free time to draw/edit things.
User avatar #46 to #45 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
You have a job ?

Ist it well payed and good or is the payment to low for things you have to endure ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
10/ hour
It's tiring some days, other days you're glad you came in.
it does really depend on the day though.
Keeps money in my account and stuff.
so it's good enough that I wouldn't want to find another one at least for the moment.
User avatar #48 to #47 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
What job do you actually have ?
Working at a Store ?
A Garage ?
A Factory ?
User avatar #49 to #48 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
Warehouse job, distribution center.
Move boxes and **** . (Doesn't afraid of anything.)
#50 to #49 - comradegeneral (07/17/2014) [-]
Is it part of a big company.
#51 to #50 - twoderrick (07/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
User avatar #41 - TheBadTouch (06/12/2014) [-]
I just saw your posts in the hentai section, and I am now looking at your work on your blog and deviantart. You have some really good stuff up, keep it up. I also love Mizore and Rosario Vampire stuff too.
User avatar #42 to #41 - twoderrick (06/12/2014) [-]
Thank you. I do plan on making more soon.
User avatar #43 to #42 - TheBadTouch (06/12/2014) [-]
looking forward to it
User avatar #37 - LOLWUTS (06/05/2014) [-]
Hey, you got a deviantart or somthing? I love your work, or at least i think its yours.
User avatar #38 to #37 - twoderrick (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but i usually only post vanilla stuff there.
You need to login to view this link

I'm not very active either. not since I got a job.
User avatar #39 to #38 - LOLWUTS (06/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, hope you eventually draw more.
User avatar #40 to #39 - twoderrick (06/05/2014) [-]
oh, I'm GONNA draw more. Time to do so is just in short supply.
#34 - assclownz (02/16/2014) [-]
Keep up the good work.
#35 to #34 - twoderrick (02/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, might I ask which of the things I've done you like the most?
User avatar #36 to #35 - assclownz (02/17/2014) [-]
All your work is great, but your Mizore works are me favorite.
User avatar #31 - areialview (02/01/2013) [-]
oh! You're derricktwo aren't you?
#32 to #31 - derricktwo (02/01/2013) [-]
No way! How did you figure out?
User avatar #33 to #32 - areialview (02/01/2013) [-]
I dunno, I've been tired for staying up 24+ hours and finally caught on to that
#29 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
whats the source of your profile picture?
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