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Gender: male
Age: 23
Video Games Played: Rift,Guild Wars 2,Battlefield 3,CoD(Zombies),Bioshock,Diablo 2 LoD, Spore, Age of Mythology, Age of Empires, Civilization
X-box Gamertag: EtTuBrute666
Interests: Culinary Arts, Emergency Medical, United States Army, Snowboarding, Paintballing, Traveling
Date Signed Up:10/11/2010
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Oregon
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 288 total,  331 ,  43
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 128 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Total Comments Made:37
FJ Points:288
I find time to go to college, play video games, watch multitudes of t.v. series and movies, hike and play in the outdoors, and enjoy this site for quite a few years. But I still suck so its all good, there is a balance in things.

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#12 - Thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Royal Baby +1
#13 - pbeldin (07/23/2013) [-]
no problem
#176 - Picture 07/23/2013 on One reason I hate BBT 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Royal Baby +6
#11 - pbeldin (07/23/2013) [-]
here is gif version
#12 - twitchissexy (07/23/2013) [-]
Thank you
#13 - pbeldin (07/23/2013) [-]
no problem
#7 - Are you serious, please tell me you are. 07/23/2013 on Royal Baby +2
#29 - again it is a show, you are trying to tell me that everything … 07/22/2013 on One reason I hate BBT +5
#18 - OMG here we go again; Let us take a T.V. show and bitch about …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/21/2013 on One reason I hate BBT +38
#163 - bigmanfifty (07/22/2013) [-]
your argument would carry more weight if the show wasn't unwatchable pigshite
#176 - twitchissexy (07/23/2013) [-]
#152 - fasthink (07/22/2013) [-]
I found the guy that wrote the episode.
#34 - CIS White Male (07/22/2013) [-]
It is not the show, it is the people who watch it, and think it makes them smarter.
User avatar #25 - anonymoose (07/21/2013) [-]
There are inaccuracies you can get away with, but this would be on par with a GOT character with a wristwatch. If it takes him a week to consider probably the most important factor of electrons that you're taught when you're 16, then how the fuck is he some super intelligent person? It's a horrible resolution to a problem.
#69 - CIS White Male (07/22/2013) [-]
did you know dragons never existed? that's why skyrim is horrible.
#29 - twitchissexy (07/22/2013) [-]
again it is a show, you are trying to tell me that everything they portray will inevitably be important in the real world. That's like trying to tell me that we might as well hate CSI. I mean if you try to tell me it takes less than an hour to determine a DNA sample then I know who I am arguing with. BBT is a show, like any other show there might be wild irregularities of what we have we learned, but it doesn't stop us from enjoying what the premise of the series is all about. I highly doubt you learned that scientific factor at the age of 16 but once again like I said Wikipidea works wonders for ya'll. Any show or movie you can argue the legitimacy of what they are acting out, but that just makes you a jackass expecting everything they show on T.V. to be real. I'm not pointing you out in particular, only replying to what you said. However the point remains; A T.V. show or movie is still a T.V. show or movie. Let's argue all of their flaws if we must, but the fact will remain if you are expecting complete factual data out of them you might want to get your head checked. It will almost never happen that you find something on T.V. or in theatres that is 100% accurate, yet we can still enjoy it because it is ENTERTAINMENT
#68 - You are saying Batman can't be a superhero because of him only…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Batman is here! -2
#77 - CIS White Male (07/12/2013) [-]
I do not consider green arrow a superhero either. I'm calling out Batman right now because this post is about Batman, if it was about Green arrow i'd say the same thing. No it can not, what you described is a hero and I completely agree, Batman is a hero. Don't even get me started on those bullshit Batman vs Superman fights... They are extremely stacked in Batman's favor every fucking time. In a fair 1 v 1 fight, no gimmicks, fair fight, Superman wins 10x out of 10.
#79 - It's ok I should have been more clear on who I was directing i… 07/12/2013 on Remember the Xbox live... 0
#74 - there is an actual petition to bring back the old policies for…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Remember the Xbox live... 0
#77 - demothrin (07/12/2013) [-]
sorry i thought you were taking about the content imo the policies still suck here have a green thumb for not joing the band wagon
#79 - twitchissexy (07/12/2013) [-]
It's ok I should have been more clear on who I was directing it to. I agree they do still suck and i know they were just trying to save face.
#45 - Batman earned his position as a superhero by being extremely i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Batman is here! 0
User avatar #95 - zoidz (07/12/2013) [-]
But didn't Dick Grayson become Nightwing?
#53 - CIS White Male (07/12/2013) [-]
You can't insult my intelligence and then misuse your... but i'm not a grammar nazi so I wont make a big deal out of it. But the thing is you're wrong, that's not what a superhero is.
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.
And those people you listed aren't super either, but we're talking about Batman here so try to stay on topic please.
User avatar #68 - twitchissexy (07/12/2013) [-]
You are saying Batman can't be a superhero because of him only being human, but I'm merely pointing out, you can't have one without the other. Green Arrow is considered a superhero yet only human, but it seems unfair you are only calling out Batman for his "flaw" of being human. Superhero typically means yes they have to have SUPER powers, but it can also mean any exceptionally skillful or successful person. And as you said they also have to be wearing a costume fighting crime. I would consider Batman an exceptionally skillful and successful, considering in more than one comic line he bested Superman. If Batman is in question so are the other names is what I am saying because they are just humans like Batman, yet in the comics. Furthermore I wasn't insulting you're intelligence as a whole, only the argument you started with.
#77 - CIS White Male (07/12/2013) [-]
I do not consider green arrow a superhero either. I'm calling out Batman right now because this post is about Batman, if it was about Green arrow i'd say the same thing. No it can not, what you described is a hero and I completely agree, Batman is a hero. Don't even get me started on those bullshit Batman vs Superman fights... They are extremely stacked in Batman's favor every fucking time. In a fair 1 v 1 fight, no gimmicks, fair fight, Superman wins 10x out of 10.
#70 - Lol it's funny how when the xbox one came out with the DRM pol…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Remember the Xbox live... +1
User avatar #91 - yusay (07/12/2013) [-]
I'd honestly attribute some of that to people only voicing their opinions now that the uproar has died down a bit.

Personally I'm for their old policies (except the check in) and it would've made their console much better than Sony's. Their problem was their PR.

Watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EO1Kz9M9w
#73 - demothrin (07/12/2013) [-]
it was not a petition he was pointing out that microsoft have only changed the policy so they could save as much the business as they can and they didnt do it for the players at all
#83 - CIS White Male (07/12/2013) [-]
Players = Money

If they do it to get more money, they do it to get more players.
User avatar #78 - patrickmiller (07/12/2013) [-]
And sony is also only trying to make money too, they're businesses not charities.
#74 - twitchissexy (07/12/2013) [-]
there is an actual petition to bring back the old policies for Xbox one and in the comments you can see how everyone is siding with bringing them back.
www.ign.com/articles/2013/07/11/fans-petition-for-microsoft-to-restore-original-xbox-one-policies?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ign%2Farticles+(IGN+All+Articles). All I am saying is one minute Funnyjunk agrees the policy sucks, next minute everyone agrees it should be brought back.
#77 - demothrin (07/12/2013) [-]
sorry i thought you were taking about the content imo the policies still suck here have a green thumb for not joing the band wagon
#79 - twitchissexy (07/12/2013) [-]
It's ok I should have been more clear on who I was directing it to. I agree they do still suck and i know they were just trying to save face.
#101 - To anon: Thank you, I actually will look into that, thank you.… 07/10/2013 on Everyone should know these +1
#2 - Because of you I am actually becoming more motivated to try a …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Everyone should know these +54
#5 - CIS White Male (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm learning French and German, and dabbling in Russian cause I'm taking a holiday there in November.

If you want to learn a language in an awesome way, try Michel Thomas. Rather than learning word lists like traditional language learning, you learn to speak the language and syntax and grammar become second nature rather than abstract rules stored in your head.

Only problem is it tends to top out rather early in the language, so it's a course that lasts you a couple months rather than a couple years.
User avatar #4 - schnizel (07/09/2013) [-]
Try German, is gut
#101 - twitchissexy (07/10/2013) [-]
To anon: Thank you, I actually will look into that, thank you.
To schnizel: That is actually the first language I picked out of the choices!
#273 - USA Salem, Oregon. username: EttuBrute666 07/04/2013 on Map 0
#1599 - I loved the Star Wars rap, thank you for reminding me. Oh and … 06/29/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text 0
#1598 - Could I possibly get black text? That would be awesome, and no… 06/29/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text 0
#1 - Haha this is perfect, I shall forever thumb your content. 06/25/2013 on True (Now With Better... 0
#7 - Comment deleted 06/25/2013 on True 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on True 0
#3 - CIS White Male Comment deleted by twitchissexy
#7 - twitchissexy Comment deleted by twitchissexy
#3 - Haha at least he takes the meaning of description literally. 06/18/2013 on Looks Like We Have Some... +136
#3 - This is true, but from my experiences in high school, girls ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on hmmm 0
User avatar #4 - dundiddly (06/03/2013) [-]
i think that male teachers don't want to be teaching little kids because they are generally whinier, less intelligent, and more annoying. female teachers want to teach little kids because, i dunno, maybe because they feel like they're good at it? woman were made for being the caretakers of kids by nature, it goes back to creation of humans. but men want to teach people that are mature because it prevents a lot of stress.

anyways i really doubt that the reason for less high school female teachers is that students get horny from them, that sounds ridiculous to me. i think that the employers saying "sorry you can't teach here your too hot," and the teachers themselves saying "you know what, i shouldn't teach high school kids, they'd be distracted by my ass" is a little unlikely.

also what does you learning "Kama Sutra basically from all male students telling anyone who would listen" have to do with anything?
#1 - Could that be caused because when we(guys) end up in highschoo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2013 on hmmm +2
User avatar #2 - dundiddly (06/03/2013) [-]
you could say the same thing for male teachers and female students.
User avatar #3 - twitchissexy (06/03/2013) [-]
This is true, but from my experiences in high school, girls made comments here and there about a good looking teacher... We had several cute female teachers, and one bombshell. I learned the Kama Sutra basically from all male students telling anyone who would listen. I know this isn't a representation of the majority, hence why I asked could it be, ....... ^_^
User avatar #4 - dundiddly (06/03/2013) [-]
i think that male teachers don't want to be teaching little kids because they are generally whinier, less intelligent, and more annoying. female teachers want to teach little kids because, i dunno, maybe because they feel like they're good at it? woman were made for being the caretakers of kids by nature, it goes back to creation of humans. but men want to teach people that are mature because it prevents a lot of stress.

anyways i really doubt that the reason for less high school female teachers is that students get horny from them, that sounds ridiculous to me. i think that the employers saying "sorry you can't teach here your too hot," and the teachers themselves saying "you know what, i shouldn't teach high school kids, they'd be distracted by my ass" is a little unlikely.

also what does you learning "Kama Sutra basically from all male students telling anyone who would listen" have to do with anything?
#32 - HAHAHAHAH I remember that cheat! O CANADA, the good ol' days ^_^ 05/08/2013 on Lord of the Rings 0
#9 - Strange, at first glimpse, I thought the first two words were;… 04/27/2013 on Subliminal Advertising +2
#30 - ^_^ I thank you for your opinion on the matter, but I will poi… 04/21/2013 on control 0
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