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twistedwoodthing

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Gender: female
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:10/19/2013
Last Login:12/05/2014
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#18 - I think that's the point they're making.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on get rekt fgt 0
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#30 - elyiia (12/04/2014) [-]
Considering it's tumblr, I doubt it.
#2 - Nice article mate, and I don't usually spend this much time re… 12/04/2014 on Chris Rocks an Essay 0
#5 - Can't blame her for wanting some sweet, sweet manatee lovin'  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on tiggered +184
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#11 - esmebuffay (12/04/2014) [-]
Apparently the manatee vagina is remarkably similar to a human vagina. Heard it from a, uh, friend of a friend of mine.
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#23 - savethepandas (12/04/2014) [-]
Cuz you are a female manatee. Admit it.
#3 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Toasters +43
#20 - I don't like her or her crap poem, but these people are like t… 12/04/2014 on Twisted fucks 0
#8 - Yes, I can appreciate that it's important to evaluate the heal…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on tfw u eat a whole grain... 0
#10 - buddahudda (12/04/2014) [-]
Yes, but many people do not have self control anymore, have you ever heard of someone who only eats one donut in one sitting? It just pisses me off to see people complain about a alternate way for a way to make a certain food, because when I use to eat this "garbage" i wouldnt care, but then I had a heart attack scare. I was 17 at the time, mind you that im 18 now. So maybe I would want to have a donut, but im gonna go for the one that wont clog up my heart.
#7 - Not bad, but a) I wouldn't say the car's tires "skidd… 12/04/2014 on Now that I got your... +1
#5 - That's what a donut is for . You don't ask for a lobster sand…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on tfw u eat a whole grain... 0
#7 - buddahudda (12/04/2014) [-]
Well maybe there has to be more options for donuts. Donuts is one of the worse foods, the main reason is the low amounts protein. Im a guy who wants protein in his food so it will fill me up quicker and it will actually stay with me through the morning. Its like rice, white rice is nothing but empty carbs that the body doesnt need and theres a different option call Quinoa, which actually has complete proteins and it taste like white rice and feels like it too.
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#8 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2014) [-]
Yes, I can appreciate that it's important to evaluate the healthiness of one's food, but you don't eat donuts for health reasons, you eat them because they taste good. This is why they should only be eaten infrequently, as a treat.
#10 - buddahudda (12/04/2014) [-]
Yes, but many people do not have self control anymore, have you ever heard of someone who only eats one donut in one sitting? It just pisses me off to see people complain about a alternate way for a way to make a certain food, because when I use to eat this "garbage" i wouldnt care, but then I had a heart attack scare. I was 17 at the time, mind you that im 18 now. So maybe I would want to have a donut, but im gonna go for the one that wont clog up my heart.
#2 - Actually, I have a bit of sympathy here - there's a photo on f…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on find the SJW +37
#8 - ThekidsTEN (12/04/2014) [-]
She is dressed up, kinda. She doesn't know how to dress herself
#4 - kez (12/04/2014) [-]
girls
no photos

What?
#3 - kasperfage (12/04/2014) [-]
the lack of makeup and clothes would say you are right, but also stick with OP's claim, same goes for choice of shoe wear if you ask me ?

but her headphones(?) seem to give your argument a valid point
#6 - So true. And it's hilarious that people (in my country it's pa… 12/04/2014 on Why the SJWs love you guys 0