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Date Signed Up:10/19/2013
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#16 - Well don't lump me in with that welcome, to my mind the girl c…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/03/2014 on YOU ARE WELCOME. -79
#98 - youregaylol (12/03/2014) [-]
She made a joke about a public event, and then became the victim of an entire rage campaign.

Do you care about anonymity?

How would you feel if someone who was pissed at your comment exposed your name, face, address, and number to the entire internet?
User avatar #113 - twistedwoodthing (12/03/2014) [-]
I was thinking more when she complained that facebook was banning her. They're well within their rights to do it.
As for the doxing overall, it's a shit move and I don't agree with it for anyone, her included. However, there's no right to anonymity on sites like Tumblr or Funnyjunk or Twitter, you aren't talking to a priest in a confessional. All we have here is the illusion of anonymity, and while it can feel empowering, people can't expect it to protect them.
#121 - youregaylol (12/03/2014) [-]
facebook is within their rights to ban someone for doing anything, it's their website, but that doesn't make it right.

admin is within his rights to ban you from fj for all time for no reason whatsoever, it's his website, but it would still be a dick move and you would have the right to complain about it.

I'm within my rights to track down all your personal info and tell everyone to send you hate mail, but it still would be a dick move and you wouldn't deserve it.

You're way off base on this. SJW's have been pulling the "free speech doesn't mean free from consequences" bullshit to harass people for years now. You said before in your comment that if the only defense for something is that it's not illegal you need to rethink it, yet you're attacking this girl for getting upset when people expose her and their only defense is it's not illegal and there is no right to anonymity.

The truth is there is no law that forbids alot of this stuff, but it's still a shitty thing to do and this girl didn't deserve this just because she did what every other person on here does 24/7. I like being able to speak my mind freely without being afraid of having my life ruined, and I'm sure you do too.
User avatar #127 - twistedwoodthing (12/03/2014) [-]
Like I've said before, in many comments, doxing is a mean thing to do, and don't misunderstand me by thinking I'm saying she deserved that. But I certainly don't have a problem with facebook kicking her off.
#128 - youregaylol (12/03/2014) [-]
I do.

Just like I'd have a problem with admin kicking you off FJ for this post.
User avatar #130 - twistedwoodthing (12/03/2014) [-]
That's kind of you, but I've always maintained Admin could go fuck himself, so it's probably only a matter of time before I get myself kicked off, haha. Fact is, on funnyjunk as much facebook, we're operating in an owned space. Like those nice courtyards at the mall - it seems like a public space, but security really does have the power to chuck you out anytime.

I think I would love to see some kind of international, real public forum on the internet. Somehow owned by the users? Not only would that be somewhere you had the real right to say what the hell you wanted, it would be really cool.
#133 - youregaylol (12/03/2014) [-]
I prefer an orderly autocracy controlled by a fair ruler and several of his appointees. Democracy has always been chaotic and it's not synonymous with freedom. Admin had always treated me fairly and from all the times I've talked with him he seems like a cool guy, and he hasn't banned anyone for talking shit in years.

His mods can get cunty but some are alright.

I feel like I can say whatever I want on FJ because that's what I've been doing for years now. The point is even though facebook can do something it doesn't mean that they are right.
#72 - lucariopwnz (12/03/2014) [-]
#32 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #28 - psykobear (12/03/2014) [-]
She never mentioned race.
#25 - killingoffstars (12/03/2014) [-]
Here we Go! She has received death threats for making a poem, while in bad taste its not racist, and not just her from what I have seen and read her family is getting them as well. So lets be in support of the law and track all the people making death threats and have the arrested for 1. Cyber bullying and 2. Domestic terrorism.
#21 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* she made a lymeric in bad taste which should have had the harshest comment be "Too soon". She was not instigating hate, she wasn't being racist, she wasn't lynching black people. I'm guessing you piss and moan at people making any dark humour jokes about 9/11, Michael Jackson, Hitler, North Korea or anything you think isn't funny.

In short, get off your fucking high horse and accept that someone shouldn't be sent death threats for making a poem. The response it completely disproportionate to the action.
#20 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
As a note I thought of now. Government isn't the only thing with power over people. I am a writer, eprception and audience are my bread and btuter. Imagine fi the platform I put my work on bans me and removes everything, and cuts me fof from connecting to my own audience?
Sure I should have a backup but if we allow ONE site to do it, and say nothing, or worse yet justify it, it tells other places that we will accept it, and they can do it themselves. If these social services began to ban on content, my career and dream would be over before it began.

Still seem fair to you? It's not so simple as "I think he said something wrong, he needs to be hated." No, stand up and help them understand, or try to udnerstand them yourself, so both of you grow as people. Instead of turning this into a battlefield of sides that are scared for their existence to share their feelings.
#18 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
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Oh and, yes jerk, thats how logic works. We all do our best to interact with the world and discover new things about ourselves and others, its an ever growing constant of learning. Sometimes that exploration brings up ideas that may offend or make others unhappy. So long as one does not hurt people they deserve the right to explore those ideas, without punishment, malice, or indignent return.
What you think of the words does not change that. It's ok to say racist, homophobic, or outright terrible things sometimes, hell, I've done it. Thats how you learn, you say stupid things, and you learn those really aren't good things, and change little by little because of it.

And for the record, I didn't like the little poem either. I thought it was tastless and banal. But this attacking her over words that simply offend and do nothing else, is outright wrong.
User avatar #102 - twistedwoodthing (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes, you say stupid things, and you learn. This is her learning. No, I don't agree with doxing someone, and certainly not with harassing their family, but if you say stupid things, people will let you know.
#111 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
well we're letting you know that what you're saying right now is stupid, except we're not doxxing you or sending you death threats.

do you get it now?

or do we have to make you "learn" the hard way?

what should be the consequences of your "free" speech?
User avatar #115 - twistedwoodthing (12/03/2014) [-]
As I put above, I don't agree with doxing and harassment - I'm just against the perception that all the stuff we post online is by some god-given right
a) anonymous
b) protected free speech. It's not. Saying anything online is basically the same as screaming it in the middle of the street. Sure, you're surrounded by strangers. Sure, it's not actually illegal for you to say whatever it is. And for certain people shouldn't follow you home and egg it. But that's not going to keep you safe.
#126 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Actually all you're doing is bitching that a girl is complaining about being harassed, yet you claim that you're against harassment.

Everybody knows that doxxing isn't technically illegal and everyone knows that your identity can be found out, wtf is your point? Are we not allowed to be upset by it?

Is she not allowed to complain when someone does something shitty like this to her?

Basically your logic is because it's not illegal to harass someone, the person getting harassed has no right to complain and probably deserves it and should watch their mouth?

I really wish someone would doxx you so we can all bitch at you when you start crying.
#17 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
so you defend anything she gets huh? so it's totally ok that she gets death threats and has everyone important to her attacked even when they have nothing to do with any of this? Because someone says something you find offensive it somehow justifies what happened to her and we shouldn't feel sorry?

How about thinking outside your own headspace for a moment. The comment was not some racist thing. Yes, it talked about race and used words that might be deemed offensive in use to some people. However, there are many out there of all colors and shapes that had no problem with it, and the people I've talked to lately are one of them.
However, even if you disagreed, even if you thought it was racist, it does not justify hatred and malice in turn. Revenge is the most worthless endevor one can find, and justifying it because you, or anyone, is not happy, is just wrong and insane.

So no, even if you didn't like what she said, you still should be defending it.
#15 - Have... have you visited this site? Everything we post here ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on YOU ARE WELCOME. -1
#19 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but we allow people to explore those feelings and express their opinion without punishment, even if we don't like it. It's why I spoke out so violently against admin on the "fuck you ED" and "Twitter bans you easily" things.
Should we thumb is down when it's bigoted, malicious, or unintelligent, yes. Should we ban it and prevent people from communicating and understanding eachother or even advancing and learning? No.

Sides, argument helps us understand ourselves and eachother, so I''m happy to have one anytime, even wiuth myself at times if I'm conflicted xD
#8 - You guys will probably want this. Lazy Town Lil Jon remix.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Lazy Town +59
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User avatar #23 - moorgar (11/22/2014) [-]
z0r.de/1254 i prefere this version, but sadly i canĀ“t find the name
#61 - cresss (11/22/2014) [-]
I was looking for that version forever thanks for posting
User avatar #65 - moorgar (11/22/2014) [-]
no problem m8
#15 - milnerdk (11/22/2014) [-]
Why in the fuck is this one of the related videos?`.. I mean, the music video, WTAF!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
#55 - grandzora (11/22/2014) [-]
tf is that
#68 - milnerdk (11/23/2014) [-]
Behold the toast!
#14 - AnonsForSure (11/22/2014) [-]
i fucking love that video
#10 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
#12 - I dunno man, I have kind of a hard time thinking "yeah, … 11/22/2014 on I'll Train You +4
#18 - I made this last Valentine's day. 11/22/2014 on BILL BILL BILL BILL +1
#24 - What you think of my way doesn't matter if I still get laid doing it. 11/22/2014 on Sexy phone talk 0
#267 - Thank you, the puppy does help! Enjoy this fizzgig! Al…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on repostforlife's profile 0
User avatar #268 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
sure thing! sweet dreams bro! we can talk tomorrow if you want (I don't have work)

glad the puppy helped ^_^
#265 - Please don't take offense at this, but I'd rather not. The las…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on repostforlife's profile 0
#266 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh shoot, sorry I didn't know, it's more than okay I'm sorry for intruding. I'm sorry you had to go through that though. here is a puppy to make it a BIT better

hm, I shall give it a listen!
#267 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, the puppy does help!
Enjoy this fizzgig!
Also, it's legit 430 in the am, and even though I don't have class, I should still get *some* sleep tonight, so enjoy your Nightvale! (whether or not you listen to it right now)
User avatar #268 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
sure thing! sweet dreams bro! we can talk tomorrow if you want (I don't have work)

glad the puppy helped ^_^
#141 - I know it's innocent until presumed guilty and all, but are we… 11/21/2014 on single 4 lyfe -1
#263 - Haha, thanks. I never actually read Eragon past the first book…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2014 on repostforlife's profile 0
User avatar #264 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I have wanted to listen to the podcasts since a friend REALLY likes them and says they are great. you should SO read the series. I have all 4 books. you can borrow them! (also do you have skype? and if so is it alright if I add you?)
User avatar #265 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Please don't take offense at this, but I'd rather not. The last time I became friends with someone from FJ off the site, he turned out not to be a very nice guy. I've had to block him from contacting me, and I left this account idle for months because I didn't want to run into him on the site. You seem like a really upright dude, but it made me leery of giving out my info too quickly, so I'd rather just talk on FJ if that's okay.

Here's the link to Welcome to Nightvale - it's a pretty good mix of strange, vague horror and black comedy, then as the series develops you start to feel very strongly about the characters. podbay.fm/show/536258179
#266 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh shoot, sorry I didn't know, it's more than okay I'm sorry for intruding. I'm sorry you had to go through that though. here is a puppy to make it a BIT better

hm, I shall give it a listen!
#267 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, the puppy does help!
Enjoy this fizzgig!
Also, it's legit 430 in the am, and even though I don't have class, I should still get *some* sleep tonight, so enjoy your Nightvale! (whether or not you listen to it right now)
User avatar #268 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
sure thing! sweet dreams bro! we can talk tomorrow if you want (I don't have work)

glad the puppy helped ^_^
#261 - For series, I love the Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. For stand…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on repostforlife's profile 0
User avatar #262 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes! I love those ones as well, I like fantasy a lot. the worlds are just so awesome and wonderful ^_^ (you have a awesome selection in books!!)
User avatar #263 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Haha, thanks. I never actually read Eragon past the first book, tbh, but I do love any book that can make its world feel consistent.
Actually, I don't know if you've ever heard of the Welcome to Nightvale podcasts, but I was listening to one today that referenced both Invisible Cities and Shirley Jackson short stories. I almost started singing "these are a few of my favourite thiiiiings", haha
User avatar #264 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I have wanted to listen to the podcasts since a friend REALLY likes them and says they are great. you should SO read the series. I have all 4 books. you can borrow them! (also do you have skype? and if so is it alright if I add you?)
User avatar #265 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Please don't take offense at this, but I'd rather not. The last time I became friends with someone from FJ off the site, he turned out not to be a very nice guy. I've had to block him from contacting me, and I left this account idle for months because I didn't want to run into him on the site. You seem like a really upright dude, but it made me leery of giving out my info too quickly, so I'd rather just talk on FJ if that's okay.

Here's the link to Welcome to Nightvale - it's a pretty good mix of strange, vague horror and black comedy, then as the series develops you start to feel very strongly about the characters. podbay.fm/show/536258179
#266 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh shoot, sorry I didn't know, it's more than okay I'm sorry for intruding. I'm sorry you had to go through that though. here is a puppy to make it a BIT better

hm, I shall give it a listen!
#267 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, the puppy does help!
Enjoy this fizzgig!
Also, it's legit 430 in the am, and even though I don't have class, I should still get *some* sleep tonight, so enjoy your Nightvale! (whether or not you listen to it right now)
User avatar #268 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
sure thing! sweet dreams bro! we can talk tomorrow if you want (I don't have work)

glad the puppy helped ^_^
#258 - Okay, give a few contenders  [+] (10 new replies) 11/21/2014 on repostforlife's profile 0
User avatar #260 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
what are your favorites?
User avatar #259 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
The inheritance cycle (Eragon) the legends of shannara and the neverwinter saga
User avatar #261 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
For series, I love the Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. For stand alone books, definitely Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino and War of the Worlds by H.G Wells.
My trifecta is horror, fantasy, and science fiction.
User avatar #262 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes! I love those ones as well, I like fantasy a lot. the worlds are just so awesome and wonderful ^_^ (you have a awesome selection in books!!)
User avatar #263 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Haha, thanks. I never actually read Eragon past the first book, tbh, but I do love any book that can make its world feel consistent.
Actually, I don't know if you've ever heard of the Welcome to Nightvale podcasts, but I was listening to one today that referenced both Invisible Cities and Shirley Jackson short stories. I almost started singing "these are a few of my favourite thiiiiings", haha
User avatar #264 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I have wanted to listen to the podcasts since a friend REALLY likes them and says they are great. you should SO read the series. I have all 4 books. you can borrow them! (also do you have skype? and if so is it alright if I add you?)
User avatar #265 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Please don't take offense at this, but I'd rather not. The last time I became friends with someone from FJ off the site, he turned out not to be a very nice guy. I've had to block him from contacting me, and I left this account idle for months because I didn't want to run into him on the site. You seem like a really upright dude, but it made me leery of giving out my info too quickly, so I'd rather just talk on FJ if that's okay.

Here's the link to Welcome to Nightvale - it's a pretty good mix of strange, vague horror and black comedy, then as the series develops you start to feel very strongly about the characters. podbay.fm/show/536258179
#266 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh shoot, sorry I didn't know, it's more than okay I'm sorry for intruding. I'm sorry you had to go through that though. here is a puppy to make it a BIT better

hm, I shall give it a listen!
#267 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, the puppy does help!
Enjoy this fizzgig!
Also, it's legit 430 in the am, and even though I don't have class, I should still get *some* sleep tonight, so enjoy your Nightvale! (whether or not you listen to it right now)
User avatar #268 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
sure thing! sweet dreams bro! we can talk tomorrow if you want (I don't have work)

glad the puppy helped ^_^
#256 - Book-you-would-take-with-you-if-you-could-only-take-one-book-w…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/21/2014 on repostforlife's profile 0
User avatar #270 - repostforlife (11/23/2014) [-]
hey, how have you been?
User avatar #269 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
good morning
User avatar #257 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
oh man, so many, can I take a series? like, most of my all time loved books are part of a series and I can't just have ONE of it
User avatar #258 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Okay, give a few contenders
User avatar #260 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
what are your favorites?
User avatar #259 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
The inheritance cycle (Eragon) the legends of shannara and the neverwinter saga
User avatar #261 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
For series, I love the Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. For stand alone books, definitely Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino and War of the Worlds by H.G Wells.
My trifecta is horror, fantasy, and science fiction.
User avatar #262 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes! I love those ones as well, I like fantasy a lot. the worlds are just so awesome and wonderful ^_^ (you have a awesome selection in books!!)
User avatar #263 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Haha, thanks. I never actually read Eragon past the first book, tbh, but I do love any book that can make its world feel consistent.
Actually, I don't know if you've ever heard of the Welcome to Nightvale podcasts, but I was listening to one today that referenced both Invisible Cities and Shirley Jackson short stories. I almost started singing "these are a few of my favourite thiiiiings", haha
User avatar #264 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I have wanted to listen to the podcasts since a friend REALLY likes them and says they are great. you should SO read the series. I have all 4 books. you can borrow them! (also do you have skype? and if so is it alright if I add you?)
User avatar #265 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Please don't take offense at this, but I'd rather not. The last time I became friends with someone from FJ off the site, he turned out not to be a very nice guy. I've had to block him from contacting me, and I left this account idle for months because I didn't want to run into him on the site. You seem like a really upright dude, but it made me leery of giving out my info too quickly, so I'd rather just talk on FJ if that's okay.

Here's the link to Welcome to Nightvale - it's a pretty good mix of strange, vague horror and black comedy, then as the series develops you start to feel very strongly about the characters. podbay.fm/show/536258179
#266 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
Oh shoot, sorry I didn't know, it's more than okay I'm sorry for intruding. I'm sorry you had to go through that though. here is a puppy to make it a BIT better

hm, I shall give it a listen!
#267 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, the puppy does help!
Enjoy this fizzgig!
Also, it's legit 430 in the am, and even though I don't have class, I should still get *some* sleep tonight, so enjoy your Nightvale! (whether or not you listen to it right now)
User avatar #268 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
sure thing! sweet dreams bro! we can talk tomorrow if you want (I don't have work)

glad the puppy helped ^_^
#19 - As somebody in a long-distance relationship, I can assure you …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Sexy phone talk +1
User avatar #20 - theugandanhero (11/21/2014) [-]
Next time on: "Shit a retarded 12-year old would say"
User avatar #24 - twistedwoodthing (11/22/2014) [-]
What you think of my way doesn't matter if I still get laid doing it.
#65 - Definitely explore. Halifax has wonderful coffee shops - one o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Femenism Gone Too Far 0
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes, that sounds perfect, a lovely coffee while reading a nice book. that is the perfect time. or talk about our favorite books.
#63 - Lemme know when you're in town and I'll give you the grand tou…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Femenism Gone Too Far +1
User avatar #64 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
so, we will go to your place?

we can explore! exploring is always fun. and find a nifty coffee shop or whatever
User avatar #65 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Definitely explore. Halifax has wonderful coffee shops - one of my favourites is half coffee shop, half book store. I'm just that cool.
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes, that sounds perfect, a lovely coffee while reading a nice book. that is the perfect time. or talk about our favorite books.
#61 - Yeah, his company's pretty cool. Kidnap a friend and take them…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Femenism Gone Too Far 0
User avatar #62 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I shall try, most of them are busy with either school, or a fulltime job, I'm in the later category

I could visit next year though, and hopefully with a friend, if not. well, I shall try to make one while I'm there, go for two weeks. see what I can find and whatnot
User avatar #63 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Lemme know when you're in town and I'll give you the grand tour as only someone who stays up to 4 in the morning at home on the internet can do.
User avatar #64 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
so, we will go to your place?

we can explore! exploring is always fun. and find a nifty coffee shop or whatever
User avatar #65 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Definitely explore. Halifax has wonderful coffee shops - one of my favourites is half coffee shop, half book store. I'm just that cool.
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes, that sounds perfect, a lovely coffee while reading a nice book. that is the perfect time. or talk about our favorite books.
#56 - No, staying with my uncle for the summer and working for his c…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Femenism Gone Too Far 0
User avatar #57 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
nope, wanted to visit since I hear the city is beautiful. but idk anyone there. and no one I know wants to go there. so I would be alone.

sounds like your uncle has a pretty sweet gig
User avatar #61 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, his company's pretty cool. Kidnap a friend and take them on a road trip here sometime, preferably in the late summer during the busker fest or the fall when the leaves change. Basically, the things you have to do here are:
a) eat a donair
b) go to Peggy's Cove
In that order.
Are you at school in Toronto, or working?
User avatar #62 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I shall try, most of them are busy with either school, or a fulltime job, I'm in the later category

I could visit next year though, and hopefully with a friend, if not. well, I shall try to make one while I'm there, go for two weeks. see what I can find and whatnot
User avatar #63 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Lemme know when you're in town and I'll give you the grand tour as only someone who stays up to 4 in the morning at home on the internet can do.
User avatar #64 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
so, we will go to your place?

we can explore! exploring is always fun. and find a nifty coffee shop or whatever
User avatar #65 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Definitely explore. Halifax has wonderful coffee shops - one of my favourites is half coffee shop, half book store. I'm just that cool.
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes, that sounds perfect, a lovely coffee while reading a nice book. that is the perfect time. or talk about our favorite books.
#3 - See, now I'm trying to think "If she's not being cute, wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Bitches ain't shit but hoes... 0
#4 - therollingstones (11/21/2014) [-]
>ribald jests
#10 - Look, if plants want to vote, they can fight for it themselves… 11/21/2014 on Social Justice's Future 0
#12 - This is ******* priceless. I legitimately laughed. 11/21/2014 on The white girl compilation. +1
#26 - I don't see how this is SJW stuff, it's just something that a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Delicate Flowers 0
User avatar #46 - technoshaman (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm not saying this is SJW stuff, I'm just surprised that they would say something like this considering in the recent past they've begun pandering to the SJW crowd.
#25 - That's ******* neato. Thanks for the clarification! 11/21/2014 on Delicate Flowers 0
#15 - Dear men: Most of us know - and we like you too! In f…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/21/2014 on OC "The Friendly Feminist" +6
#102 - shenro (11/21/2014) [-]
pls dont thumb me down to oblivion, im sorry if i upset u with ponies
#50 - notapuffter (11/21/2014) [-]
thanks for the offer, but no thanks. I only find broken and oppressed women who earn less than me attractive. I'm obviously fucking with you.
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#53 - Oh it never does get all that bad. I mean we're not Vancouver …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Femenism Gone Too Far 0
User avatar #54 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
well to be fair we ARE a pretty big city. nothing wrong with feeling like you are from somewhere else. I'm sure you must have bee quite crowded.

what were you doing? just, going to party or what not? (or were you coming for fan expo?)
User avatar #56 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
No, staying with my uncle for the summer and working for his company - media analysis, basically reading over tons of papers to compile reports for whatever company or government office wanted to know about their public profile.

Interestingly, my uncle put together a ton of information this way about Rob Ford (in part because he thought it might be useful, in part because he vehemently hates Ford and all he stands for) long before this crack thing broke.

You ever been to this end of the country?
User avatar #57 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
nope, wanted to visit since I hear the city is beautiful. but idk anyone there. and no one I know wants to go there. so I would be alone.

sounds like your uncle has a pretty sweet gig
User avatar #61 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, his company's pretty cool. Kidnap a friend and take them on a road trip here sometime, preferably in the late summer during the busker fest or the fall when the leaves change. Basically, the things you have to do here are:
a) eat a donair
b) go to Peggy's Cove
In that order.
Are you at school in Toronto, or working?
User avatar #62 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
I shall try, most of them are busy with either school, or a fulltime job, I'm in the later category

I could visit next year though, and hopefully with a friend, if not. well, I shall try to make one while I'm there, go for two weeks. see what I can find and whatnot
User avatar #63 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Lemme know when you're in town and I'll give you the grand tour as only someone who stays up to 4 in the morning at home on the internet can do.
User avatar #64 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
so, we will go to your place?

we can explore! exploring is always fun. and find a nifty coffee shop or whatever
User avatar #65 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2014) [-]
Definitely explore. Halifax has wonderful coffee shops - one of my favourites is half coffee shop, half book store. I'm just that cool.
User avatar #66 - repostforlife (11/21/2014) [-]
yes, that sounds perfect, a lovely coffee while reading a nice book. that is the perfect time. or talk about our favorite books.

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User avatar #62 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
I guess not.
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
I recognize you as that one feminist person.
User avatar #65 to #64 - twistedwoodthing (11/07/2014) [-]
I can't be the only feminist person.
I just haven't had the energy to deal with this site during the whole gamergate thing. I'm trying my best to avoid the issue entirely.
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
Of course, but it's all I really know about you.
User avatar #67 to #66 - twistedwoodthing (11/07/2014) [-]
I also really love dill pickles. Now you know two things
User avatar #68 to #67 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
That's something, I figure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - twistedwoodthing (11/07/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I don't even know two things about you, so that makes you a super sleuth by comparison
User avatar #70 to #69 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #61 - majormayor (07/28/2014) [-]
ded?
#57 - youstopthat (05/03/2014) [-]
YouStopThat.jpg belongs to user youstopthat and under no circumstances should any other individual use this image without the rightful permission from it's owner.
User avatar #55 - evebishop (02/18/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say hello, always nice to see an intelligent and sane user here
User avatar #50 - majormayor (02/06/2014) [-]
... Feminist?
User avatar #51 to #50 - twistedwoodthing (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm not an academic on the subject, but enough that it unnerves me how much the term gets bashed on the site. It's like they've come up with a terrifying construct and are scared they'll find it under their beds, like how people used to feel about communists.
User avatar #52 to #51 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I see.
#48 - thebestpieever (01/22/2014) [-]
I found this in my folder. I don't even know why I would save it but since you use her as your avatar I thought you would find it neat.
User avatar #49 to #48 - twistedwoodthing (01/31/2014) [-]
Haha, nice "Jinkies!" face. I actually went as Velma for halloween/ to our local nerd convention, and when I was researching her outfit I made the discovery that there is no safe search strong enough to keep you from discovering Velma and Daphne bondage.
User avatar #53 to #49 - thebestpieever (02/08/2014) [-]
Bondage... that's extremely specific for internet porn. You'd expect to be like, a billion vanilla pics wouldn't you? One thing is sure: you'd expect tons of porn. That's the internet.
User avatar #54 to #53 - twistedwoodthing (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't know *why* it picked up on that - I wouldn't think google was tailoring it to show me those results as it's not really my thing.
I was actually reading recently an article in Forbes that said there's actually a lot less of the internet that's porn than everyone thinks, maybe only about 4%. But I didn't get a chance to finish reading it so I didn't get their evidence.
User avatar #46 - baesdgod (01/17/2014) [-]
what's your problem with tittentei? he's cool
User avatar #47 to #46 - twistedwoodthing (01/17/2014) [-]
I don't have a problem with tittentei, however I don't think we've been introduced? I only add friends on the site if I can remember having a good conversation or really like their content.
User avatar #45 - tittentei (01/02/2014) [-]
please accept my friend request
User avatar #43 - thebestpieever (12/23/2013) [-]
What's up?
We haven't talked all that much, but I wish you a merry christmas and a new solar cycle filled with positive emotions.
User avatar #44 to #43 - twistedwoodthing (12/28/2013) [-]
Haha, "a new solar cycle filled with positive emotions" has to be my favourite season's greeting this year. Bit late to be wishing you a merry Christmas, but I hope you had a good one (you mentioned you'd moved not so long ago, so I hope you still got a chance to talk with family and friends.)
Have a good new solar cycle too!
User avatar #35 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
thebestpieever
Ran out of room to reply:
Anyway, I currently live in what was my family home with my siblings and two other renters (my parents moved, we live in the house and pay rent). As for the travelling, I did a 6 month study abroad program in France a couple years back, and had the option to travel around a bit. I lived in Dijon, in Burgundy, which isn't quite as sketchy as the south.
As for Fargo, I can't recommend it enough. It's hilarious, and at times really intense. I like my humour pretty dark so it works for me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
That's pretty sweet. When I lived in the UK being of age I used every opportunity to travel around. Especially Italy, I love Italy. I still do that, to a certain extent. In fact I recently moved to Washington DC.
User avatar #37 to #36 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh cool, spent about two weeks in Northern Italy. Rome, Florence, Sienna, Venice. I went on a bus tour that was primarily comprised of retired aussies and kiwis, they were a lark.
What are you doing in Washington DC? I suppose the standard assumption is something to do with government.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
No, my contract my then-current employer ended with and at the same time I had friction with the girl I was living with in Missouri. So, since I've been travelling all around since I was 15, I just packed my things in a container, got up on my bike and decided on a spot on the map. I'm looking for a job, but I have enough saved to live for about 10 months.
User avatar #7 - masterboll (11/26/2013) [-]
will you post tits?
#9 to #7 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Well **** , you asked so charmingly. Your charisma modifier must be +4 or something.
#22 to #9 - masterboll (11/26/2013) [-]
eyy bby gurl, show us ur titz?

better?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
Not asking me at all would be better.
#24 to #23 - masterboll (12/04/2013) [-]
you randomly go around showing your tits to people without them having to ask?
User avatar #25 to #24 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
What can I say, my boobs are like the truth.
#26 to #25 - masterboll (12/04/2013) [-]
i want to understand the deeper meaning of life

show me the truth
User avatar #39 to #26 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
Dude, you are so smooth. Can I show you my tits?
#40 to #39 - masterboll (12/05/2013) [-]
the moment's gone
the moment's gone
User avatar #41 to #40 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
**** , you are such a catch.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
You can't handle the truth.
#28 to #27 - masterboll (12/04/2013) [-]
okay, that one was pretty good

ill leave you alone now, youve earned it
User avatar #30 to #28 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
Haha, I appreciate it. And I do pray the gods bestow lovely breasts unto you! Not mine tho. Sorry!
#1 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh my, I get to steal your comment virginity. Here, have a dandy cat.
#2 to #1 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh God the cuteness! I've actually been on the site a while, but this is a new account for me.
Oh God the cuteness! I've actually been on the site a while, but this is a new account for me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Were you a lurker or did you have another account?
User avatar #4 to #3 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
My other account is Stallwallwriter, I just started this one to comment on a user's post after he blocked me (he made some ghastly pseudo-science post about how transsexuality and homosexuality were mental illnesses). I was originally just trying to level this one up enough to post pictures but I just kept using it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
... I can't believe there's people that still go around spreading stuff like that.
Anyways, pleased to meet you... Twisted? That sounds like an awful thing to call someone! What may I call you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
It's a reference to a character from the Gormenghast books (if you don't know them, it's just about the strangest fantasy series I've ever read. Only the first, and maybe second, books are worth reading because the author was partially insane by the time he wrote the third). You can just call me Thing, or Chloe if you prefer.
Why did you decide to go by Thebestpieever? And shall I call you pie?
User avatar #8 to #6 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
I like Chloe; Chloe's pretty.
Well, I used to listen to watch this show where the usernames would sent in silly things that happened whilst they played videogames and the hosts would often comment on the usernames of the senders. So, I thought this would spark some nice comment.
As for what you call me, yeah Pie's fine, you can also call me Walker.
I also think I'm gonna read those books as soon as I'm finished with the one I'm reading now.
User avatar #10 to #8 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
The writing is amazing, but it's not easy going. Mervyn Peake was also an illustrator, so he describes a lot of scenes very meticulously. It's great for visualizing the enormous, gothic castle where it all takes place, and the characters he describes are by turns complex and over the top. Sometimes all the description is overwhelming and you'd give anything for a bit of simple dialogue. But I've yet to read a series that felt so much like there was an actual world behind it.

What are you reading right now? I'm always on the lookout for recommendations.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
I've been reading a book called "Jam" by Ben Croshaw. It's... It's alright. I'm about 60 pages in and so far there's been some really obvious problems narration-wise to the point where I often have to go back a few pages because I've found myself completely lost about that the characters are currently doing. The stream of conciousness narration is very well done, when it's there, but it has a very inconsistent style of narration and tone. It is a very good comedy when it tries to be one, but the more serious stuff feels haphazard and more like an attempt by the author to be validated rather than any serious story he wanted to tell.
User avatar #12 to #11 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh cool, Yahtzee's book! (or one of them anyway, I think he has two now) Yeah, I'm sorry to hear it has issues, although I'd like to read it. I love his game reviews, I was wondering how the sense of humour would translate to a full length novel.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
You know Yahtzee, that's co cool. I never read Mogworld, but from what I hear most people liked it better than Jam.. The humour is there, and really well done, though.
So I take it you play videogames?
User avatar #15 to #13 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
If I manage to save up for a new laptop any time in the next year, though, I'd like to play Amnesia, I love horror. I'd like to try to get a copy of bioshock, too, since everyone raves about it and my brother might let me borrow his 360 after exam period. Do you have any recommendations?
User avatar #17 to #15 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
So you like games, reviews of games, reading and silly pictures in funnyjunk. What else do you like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Science Fiction and Horror, (both reading it, writing it, and watching movies), the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, webcomics and baking. I've only recently taken up playing MTG and Dungeons & Dragons, but I love them, and music-wise, I've got a very mongrel taste but lately I've been listening to increasing amounts of metal.
And what about you sir? Likes? Dislikes? Pet Peeves? Quirks?
User avatar #19 to #18 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Horror an fantasy, also reading, writing and watching it. Game Of Thrones, The Graham Norton Show, Friends (The only shows I watch that haven't created a super invasive fandom that has alienated the rest of the internet) Music: Everything, really, but I'm mainly a fan of Rock'n'roll. Also a big fan of metal, though, Black Sabbath is my second favourite band. I'm also big on motorcycles: riding, fixing, looking, buying, all of it.
As for pet peeves and quirks: I can't think of any pet peeve that's big enough to mention, and I have waaay too many little quirks.
Sir, I like that; you are a very refined woman, milady.
User avatar #20 to #19 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
I noticed some Dr Who on your profile (I was creeping - best way to find good stuff on Funny Junk is to browse your friends' uploads/favourites.) I likes me some doctor but I'm way behind, and I'm not sure I could ever warm up to Matt Smith. Tennant's my favourite, in part because I so respect him as an actor (goddamn brilliant hamlet), and in part because I have a fangirlish crush. Don't judge me.
Speaking of, I got some serious feels from some of the stuff in your faves, esp. "Love" and "Ancient Wisdom." that's good taste right there.
Black Sabbath is actually playing in my city next year, but I haven't heard enough of them to know if I should try to get tickets. Do you have any album suggestions?
Also, you mentioned moving to the states, and given the references to Dr. Who and Treacle, I'm guessing from somewhere in the UK? Basically, what accent should I be reading your comments in, haha?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
When it comes to Black Sabbath it comes like this:
The first two: Black Sabbath and Paranoid are masterpieces; superb albums, don't think I've hear anything like them. The third, Master of Reality is great but nothing close. Vol. 4 is good. The Fifth, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is also great. Sixth, Sabotage is also good. The seventh, Technical ecstasy is very good but it sounds nothing like what comes before or after. The eight just blows. The Ninth, Heaven and Hell is also a masterpiece but it is heaver than anything they've done. And the tenth is also great, Master of Reality level. After that, they have some good stuff, some bad stuff but nothing as noteworthy (I would suggest "Cross Purposes" "13" and "Headless Cross).

When it comes to the accent... that's weird. I was born in Spain, but I lived in the UK till I was six. Then we moved to Spain for the briefest time (like 4 months) but I was in the hospital so it might as well have been the UK. Then we moved to Mexico. Then I went back to the UK and now America. So... yeah, my accent is as if a Spaniard tried and half succeeded to speak in a midlands accent. It's a shame that the whole ordeal messed up my English accent 'cause I don't even speak Spanish all that well.

With you I guess I can imagine (Being oot and aboot with some loonies in your pocket, eh) what kind of accent you have.

On the theme of Doctor Who, I like Smiths performance but I think that most of the stories he's been in have been rubbish save for about 10 throughout his whole run.
User avatar #31 to #21 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
Well in that case I'll probably start with the first two, and Heaven and Hell (I tend to like it pretty heavy, so that sounds like my direction.)
As to accent, I never used to think I had one until I became friends with some Americans on an exchange. We sounded just the same until it came to words like "out and about", whereupon they'd giggle at how I said it. The way they said it, to me, sounded like flapping your mouth open to catch flies. I actually visited a bit of England once, only a little under a week in London (and only a weekend in Spain) but I'd love to go back someday. Ever been North of the US border?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm a big fan of the way they speak in the Americas overall. From the southern states to Canada, it all sounds really cool to me. Also... I apologise in the name of the British Nation for anything you may have seen in London if you went anywhere near the east side of town.

I've been to Canada three times. My parents used to own a little house near Whitehorse, so we'd sometimes go there in the winter to ski and stuff. And just once I went over the border while I was faffing about in NYC after a work trip. I liked it, it really is my type of place. Sunny and warm locales just aren't my style.
User avatar #33 to #32 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
I don't know how people can live in tropical places, the lack of seasonal change would send me haywire. I think it's a deep-rooted, physiological thing. And aside from the confusing metro system London was quite pleasant, I saw worse things in France daily.
I haven't yet been to Whitehorse and that end of the country (I'm from the east coast), but I'm trying to save to go there this summer.
As to accents, there are a lot of good ones. I'd have to say my favourite out of anywhere is a slight Indian or Irish accent, although for North America there's some newfie accents that are surprisingly musical. Have you ever seen the movie Fargo? The accents in it are exaggerated but hilarious.
User avatar #34 to #33 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, France is... really rough. Not exactly nice.
I had assumed you lived with your family, and, by extension you'd go on holiday with them. But apparently I was wrong; do you live on your own?
Also, no, I really want to watch it but it's on that infinite queue of "Damn it I was born in the 90's so there are 70 years of good movies to catch up on".
User avatar #16 to #15 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I feel you. I used to be a spoilt rich kid and a super hardcore gamer and then some stuff happened and I had to get a job and I have the time to play like a game a month, if that. I still watch all the reviews and stuff.

For PC I would recommend my favourite game: Fallout 3, the sequel New Vegas. Alan Wake, it's not perfect but it is unlike anything I've seen. Bioshock, definitely, Infitine is goot but not as much as one and you should avoid 2. If you like tactical games I would recommend Xcom. If you like Fable I would suggest Skyrim since it takes the freedom aspect to the extreme and in the opposite side I would suggest Mass Effect since it takes the narrative and customisation also to the extreme.
User avatar #14 to #13 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Sigh, sad confession bear time: I spend a lot of time on the internet, on sites like this, reading comics, watching reviews etc that have to do with video games, but my brother is the real gamer in my house. I don't think I've played anything seriously since Fable 2, and haven't been better at him at a game since Starfox 64. I'd play computer games, but my laptop wouldn't be able to handle it. So, essentially, I'm immersed in gaming culture, love talking and hearing about it, but can't play.
I am the filthiest of casuals.
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