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|#12 - Majestic as **** .||05/16/2014 on owl landing||+1|
|#12 - Comments section seems divided on this one. I think it's r…||05/16/2014 on Ah Hell no!||+1|
|#11 - Wait, are we saying that "cunt" isn't an official ti… [+] (1 new reply)||05/16/2014 on Don't blame me I voted for...||+26|
|#16 - NO. NO. This is why I actively wished I had no sense of smell … [+] (3 new replies)||05/16/2014 on brings all the girls||+55|
#41 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/16/2014) [-]
One time at work a co-worker had "cologne" on.
You could easily smell it 15 feet away.
When I pointed out it was Axe, and that my can of Axe has the same scent, he started lying saying "No it's not, it's Calvin Klein."
Uh-huh, then my $5 Axe spray delivers the same scent.
The real trick with Axe/ Cologne is to put it on a few hours before you go anywhere. That way the only people smelling it would be those so close, they're either sitting beside you or hugging you.
|#75 - Also a problem, I'm a little rusty on my Deadpool lore, but I …||05/16/2014 on # Dadpool||0|
|#70 - I can't parse your thickly veiled metaphor.||05/16/2014 on Please dont ban me||+1|
|#277 - **** that guy, Dominoes killed my family.||05/16/2014 on The tags tell truth||+2|
|#34 - The weird thing is, I just meant to tell that guy that, while …||05/15/2014 on Kind of OC||0|
|#6 - I'm kind of inured to the cuteness after having had a friend t… [+] (1 new reply)||05/15/2014 on Heros among /k/||0|
|#4 - Like a mouse, only with bigger ears. Slightly cuter. googl… [+] (4 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Heros among /k/||+7|
#23 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
They're the reason my favorite apple tree at home died. Fuck those beasts.
|#27 - If you're ******* everything I don't see the prob…||05/15/2014 on Body language||+1|
|#11 - When I read that list of comics, "These Are a Few of my F…||05/15/2014 on Sigh||0|
|#3 - I'm 24, and technically an adult. Often, when I think of this,…||05/15/2014 on Getting old||0|
|#3 - I can't believe this picture is almost relevant.||05/15/2014 on Pet noodle||-3|
|#27 - Oh I'm not arguing with that. Tom Hiddleston's hotter than che… [+] (1 new reply)||05/15/2014 on He is so Loki…||0|
|#22 - On the internet, nobody knows I'm a talking pillow. [+] (1 new reply)||05/15/2014 on Body language||0|
|#24 - Idk, I think if I were a female actress and even a very hot in… [+] (3 new replies)||05/15/2014 on He is so Loki…||+1|
|#20 - I could confuse strangers on the internet? [+] (3 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Body language||0|
|#17 - Hey, even being in a relationship doesn't guarantee being free… [+] (2 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Body language||+1|
|#16 - My pillow doesn't giggle when I kiss it. Unless I've been gett… [+] (5 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Body language||0|
|#9 - The current pope is far more progressive on all of those accou… [+] (3 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Pope Francis||+28|
#15 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
But he still hasn't actually done shit about it, so it's kinda irrelevant.
He's still against gay marriage, still protects the priests who raped children. Literally the only thing he has done is given the Church a more progressive reputation, because he's a PR guy.
And everyone on Funnyjunk appears to have a raging erection for him anyway.
|#11 - We have to stop this because it's making me feel sad about sle… [+] (7 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Body language||0|
|#9 - Showers of tickly back kisses are indeed fantastic whether giv… [+] (27 new replies)||05/15/2014 on Body language||0|
#32 - fzjoss (05/15/2014) [-]
Im actually at chapter 54
*semi-spoilers ahead, please dont spoil the ending to me
I dont like where its going, tho, it seems like they arent going to get their bodies back, because in the movie screen caps which im told that is the ending for the series like on the original FMA, Alphonse still haves the metal armor body
|#36 - Well that would really have to depend on the dick and the pie.||05/15/2014 on the important questions in...||0|
|#35 - I actually laughed out loud at that picture. In fact I'm still…||05/15/2014 on the important questions in...||0|