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twistedwoodthing

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Gender: female
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:10/19/2013
Last Login:12/05/2014
Location:The internet
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Level 129 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 130 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:181469
Times Content Favorited:192 times
Total Comments Made:2526
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#4 - Ehn, I'd find it just as believable that he didn't fact check … 11/12/2014 on So done with you Wesley +6
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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on You should be more worried.... +24
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#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Tumblr need more patriarchy -1
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#14 - affix (11/12/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk. Where i get downvoted for good hygiene and admitting i am wrong.
#10 - Well now, at least she's committed to the relationship. Wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Tumblr need more patriarchy +108
#34 - chaoticlaw (11/13/2014) [-]
You're right, I haven't treated her like I should! I'll make sure to make it up to her by giving her a pie.


Get it.


Do you get it.


guise plz
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#21 - amusingusername (11/12/2014) [-]
Big deal... I always go everywhere with my hand.
#23 - sgtxrootbeer (11/12/2014) [-]
well, i dont know about my fleshlight, but my dildo's are always kept clean and in velvet bags to keep them protected, i "feed" each and everyone daily.
#6 - Probably a good idea, I heard there were some German POWs bein… 11/12/2014 on My grandfather's bullet 0
#10 - *Thank you*. The point is if you want to talk to someone, talk…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on praise be to Based Mom +2
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#36 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/12/2014) [-]
I've seen guys running shirtless get honks and whistles.
#8 - That's what safe words are for. "Sunflower" means no…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on #MenimistTwitter Compilation +19
#13 - kanedam (11/12/2014) [-]
well, we dont have something like that.

i think empathy and body language basically solve it on their own
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#197 - penileburglar (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you need to educate yourself, because you're being insanely irresponsible if you're doing rape-play and you don't have a safeword.

You would get shit on by every member of the fetish community for that. Whether you enjoy it or not, there are still some very strong emotions involved in that kind of play, and you can't rely on 'empathy and body language.'

Seriously, get a fetlife and educate yourself before you fucking hurt somebody.
#95 - nahbro (11/13/2014) [-]
That's seriously just really stupid.

If no isn't a cue to stop, some other word should be. Otherwise, it's very possible that you'll actually seriously hurt her without realising it until it's too late. It's happened plenty of times.
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#41 - notanotheraccount (11/12/2014) [-]
Im into the same thing, and trust me on this, get a safe word. Even if we like being 10000000000000000% dominated, sometimes things'll go too far, or it'll hurt too much. It might not have happened so far, but that doesnt mean it wont.
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#15 - twistedwoodthing (11/12/2014) [-]
I suppose people who are into rough play can be an exception. I'd still recommend having a way for her to say "No" and have it be understood as "no", if only so that you can be sure.
#16 - I like to think that this one comment really is the beginnin… 11/12/2014 on My brain hurts. +3