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#39 - Also, my apologies for depressing people in this thread 06/01/2014 on aww +1
#38 - sings: "When the dog bites when the bee stings w… 06/01/2014 on aww +2
#5 - Nope, not even a guy. And what difference would that make anyw… 06/01/2014 on aww +7
#3 - My DnD group meets tomorrow, I'll have to float this one with my DM. 06/01/2014 on Lich my testicles 0
#2 - Comment deleted 06/01/2014 on This Fuckin' Guy +1
#4 - More oh god yes more 06/01/2014 on "Empties" 0
#3 - As somebody who misses someone right now, I'd have to say I wo…  [+] (37 new replies) 06/01/2014 on aww +194
User avatar #70 - commontroll (06/01/2014) [-]
As somebody in a year and a half long relationship that has been long distance for almost a year now, I completely agree that those words would make my month.
#63 - baditch (06/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 - aulubear (06/01/2014) [-]
For me, even a 'Hia' would make me feel pretty nice.
User avatar #85 - twistedwoodthing (06/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #86 - aulubear (06/02/2014) [-]
I meant from that special person in muh life.
User avatar #87 - twistedwoodthing (06/02/2014) [-]
I know but I'm just trying to help.
User avatar #88 - aulubear (06/02/2014) [-]
Gud. But man. You should know.

Her chest was huge.
User avatar #89 - twistedwoodthing (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #90 - aulubear (06/02/2014) [-]
Nah man it prolly woulda juss suffocated me.
User avatar #39 - twistedwoodthing (06/01/2014) [-]
Also, my apologies for depressing people in this thread
#37 - datmine (06/01/2014) [-]
I hate this site sometimes.
#21 - arjunz (06/01/2014) [-]
This thread tho.
#24 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
#13 - ayumu (06/01/2014) [-]
fuck, why did that hit so deep
User avatar #11 - batmanbeyonddgrave (06/01/2014) [-]
as someone who misses someone "i'm no longer dead" would be pretty nice as well...
User avatar #66 - baaltomekk (06/01/2014) [-]
That would be scary as hell.
#15 - ayumu (06/01/2014) [-]
why are you guys doing this to me
User avatar #18 - batmanbeyonddgrave (06/01/2014) [-]
sorry nigga, here, here's some things to cheer you up...
1) after 17 years of being single, i went on my first date last week
2) my uncle recently stopped being an alcoholic, and is celebrating three months of sobriety
3) my chain-smoker grand father just celebrated 4 years of going without a cig, and 3 years without a patch
4) my best friend's dad just took on cancer, and kicked it's ass (without becoming rich off of selling meth :/)
5) we have a black president (i still can't get over how cool that is, considering after 230 years of america, and a bajillion years of european countries, that's never happened)
6) a 24 year old has been around for the inventing of the internet, the mars rover, the first black president, and the rise and fall of the greatest sit coms of all time
7) there's a new x-men movie out (and its fucking great)
8) ice cream
9) you can download 10 seasons of 5 shows, in 1080p Blu-Ray, watch them, then go from new york to oregon faster then someone on the oregon trail would have gotten there 150 years ago...
10) porn
these are some things that make me feel better, hope you appreciated them...
User avatar #38 - twistedwoodthing (06/01/2014) [-]
sings: "When the dog bites
when the bee stings
when I'm feeling sa-a-a-ad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't fe-e-e-el
so-o-o ba-a-a-ad"

some of those actually did cheer me up though.
User avatar #26 - crowd (06/01/2014) [-]
after 17 years of not having a serius relationship my left arm hurts
#12 - gibroner (06/01/2014) [-]
had a dream the other night where a friend of mine was alive again, but only for a single day and she didn't know she'd been dead and nobody could tell her. I woke up from it and was depressed the rest of the day. I think I'm going to have a drink and go to sleep now. I miss her.
User avatar #74 - mettih (06/01/2014) [-]
I was once depressed after sleeping for a good half hour, the dream was so realistic that it took me a while to realise it was just a dream. I dreamt all my friends blocked me out, I had lost all social interaction and everyone i knew hated me
User avatar #57 - greedtheavaricious (06/01/2014) [-]
I had dreams like that. Shortly after my grandpa passed away, same with my grandma.

And just like that, I believe in an afterlife.
#30 - gabbiesup (06/01/2014) [-]
Aw man. Hope things lighten up
#29 - gentlemanofbacon (06/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - darksideofthebeast (06/01/2014) [-]
I agree (and of course, I'm sorry to hear)

But that does sound like it could be a great story.

And also, that's a bit weird of a dream. I've had dreams where I talked to people that denied they were a part of my dream.

If spirits do exist, she visited you. (quite obviously this is entirely up to subjective opinion)

Learn how to lucid dream and you can talk to her more.
Whether or not it's real, it's still hope.
False hope is better than no hope
You can do it lil nigga.
But I'm actually really sorry to hear that man.
#20 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
not trying to sound too heartless but that sounds like an amazing premise to a book or movie. damn that shits giving me tears.
User avatar #56 - gibroner (06/01/2014) [-]
I had the same thought I'm not much of a writer but I think I'm going to try make a short story or a play out of it
User avatar #23 - sunice (06/01/2014) [-]
And then everyone fights for her attention, annoys the hell out of her, to where she shuts herself in by herself for the day.
#16 - batmanbeyonddgrave (06/01/2014) [-]
i-i-i'm sorry for your loss, death is just the worst... i'm sure it must be hard
#9 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I have someone I miss right now pretty dearly. Been two years about now. Every day that I don't hear her voice hurts just a little bit more. The words I'd love to hear from her again and again are "I love you," and "see you in the morning."

I need some time to myself...
#6 - hueman (06/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - controlstickone (06/01/2014) [-]
what is that from
User avatar #14 - ayumu (06/01/2014) [-]
meet the robinsons
great movie
#10 - ironsoul (06/01/2014) [-]
bocu no pico: part 2
User avatar #4 - whiteniggers (06/01/2014) [-]
so you gay
User avatar #5 - twistedwoodthing (06/01/2014) [-]
Nope, not even a guy. And what difference would that make anyway? It's not as if straight guys don't miss people too.
#22 - Yeah, cosplay could be one of those things. 06/01/2014 on I heart nerds -1
#11 - Those are the ghost's warm, fuzzy balls. 06/01/2014 on invisible +1
#11 - That gif actually made me laugh. 06/01/2014 on Feminist butthurt incoming 0
#22 - "I'm not working for Swedes, mom." 06/01/2014 on Sweden summarized in one gif +7
#16 - No, the acne thing is a stereotype. Nerdiness isn't about soci…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2014 on I heart nerds +9
User avatar #56 - exclamation (06/01/2014) [-]
I could easily talk about life as a Bronze League Protoss for hours, and it'd be awesome.
#35 - vial (06/01/2014) [-]
I thought it was geeks that were the passionate ones while nerds were the intelligent ones. Though, I suppose nerd would be the all-encompassing term.
User avatar #33 - needyneurotic (06/01/2014) [-]
I completely agree. I was about to say the same thing when I saw your comment; you beat me to it. ^__^
#21 - karvarausku (06/01/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** Cosplay*?
User avatar #22 - twistedwoodthing (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, cosplay could be one of those things.
#20 - karvarausku has deleted their comment.
#71 - I explained in my comment what privilege would mean in this sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Check your privilege -1
#113 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm sick and tired of being told that because I'm a white straight male my life is sooo much easier.

Fuck you. You don't know me.

I'm not talking directly to you.
#631 - I'm not going to get into the "who has it worse" thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism +1
User avatar #641 - areo0420 (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, I wasn't trying to say either sex has it worse. Just saying it's not a walk in the park. My Mother-in-Law once said probably a quote from someone, but I still find it relevant. that the part of the group that screams the loudest represents the public's opinion. Unfortunately for feminism- and pretty much everything else- the people who scream the loudest are also the most misinformed and, at the risk of offending someone, the least intelligent.

I'd like to think that the people reading these posts don't think of these actions as the intention of feminism. Those that do are likely 12 year olds, or fedora/neckbeards with no concept of reality. Anyone who uses these as cannon fodder in an anti-feminism debate is an uneducated moron who should pick up a book Specifically, a book called Cunt.... No, I'm not making that up.
I for one actually enjoy reading these posts. I find them informative and enlightening from a humanistic standpoint. I feel that many see the word feminism and think it's all about women. I share many of my beliefs with feminists, but prefer to call myself a Humanist. Less confusing that way IMO.
#3050 - **** the lip bite, dat shirt doe death to all…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
#3226 - blakkmagicman (05/31/2014) [-]
got it when i saw em live homie.

met them and errything. coolest motherfuckers alive
#64 - The biggest misconception is that discussing privilege is an a…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Check your privilege -7
User avatar #83 - steelcrasher (05/31/2014) [-]
No... Aristocrats in prerevolutionary france had privileges. These are some minor non written inconveniences that happen to exist in some places, not due to priveleges but because some people have their own personal opinion on stuff.
I'm not going to tell you to check your fucking privilege because your mom trust you more than me, that's not privilege that's being a fucking person.
#69 - rollfourexplain (05/31/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 3,129**

I have to say that I didn't read your post.

It's just that I don't even remotely understand what it means when people mention a privilege in this context. I just know it as extra power or status one has for simply being a certain gender or race. Honestly all instances of it that I know are generally only perceived privileged
User avatar #71 - twistedwoodthing (05/31/2014) [-]
I explained in my comment what privilege would mean in this scenario, you might understand better if you read it.
What do you mean by only perceived privilege? I don't understand.
#113 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm sick and tired of being told that because I'm a white straight male my life is sooo much easier.

Fuck you. You don't know me.

I'm not talking directly to you.
#143 - The text in the first comment is exactly the same as in this p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Effect of Feminism 90 0
User avatar #204 - teranin (05/31/2014) [-]
it's the same blog.
#580 - It's posts like this that put me in a real bind. I wo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Modern Feminism +1
User avatar #614 - areo0420 (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not against feminism at all. As a man, I acknowledge that in certain areas women are underprivileged. Unfortunately there are far too many conservatives in positions of power to change that any time soon , so I find complaining about it a waste of energy.

However, I feel too many feminists these days are falling into the "informed" American category- meaning they hear something from a random source at take it at face value. My favorite case is when women claim they make a significant amount less than men. This is slightly true, but not because of sexist men writing the checks, as seems to be the popular opinion. What sources boasting that information fail to tell you is that the men and women polled are not in the same job fields. A teacher is going to make far less than an electrician- female and male dominated professions, respectively. That's not to say that there is no discrepancy at all in wages, but the average difference is around a 5 cents/dollar, or one sixth of what some radical feminists claim it to be.

I really only have a problem with the "anti-man" feminist. If someone believes that in modern society being a man is automatically better than being a woman, they are seriously mistaken. The fact that I cannot talk to child at a playground without parents threatening to mace me, or that I'm nearly certain to loose custody of my kid in a divorce proceeding if the women so much as hints at abuse are only some examples.

And if someone really thinks that every man should have to suffer for the mistreatment of women throughout history to "get even," I have only one thing to say:
Fuck You! It's not our fault, and not your problem. You have no right to complain.

Women have it good in some places, and terrible in others. Same goes to men. Pretending that's not the case will only hurt the society you claim to be trying to fix.
Note that none of this was directed at you in particular... Just expressing my opinion.
User avatar #631 - twistedwoodthing (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not going to get into the "who has it worse" thing, because when people do that it only leads to them arguing against each other, rather than trying to solve problems together.
I just find it disheartening how often the word "feminism" is used by people on the site to describe things like this, as though this was the movement's goal rather than its fringe.

Also, I think feminism has a lot more helpful things to say about men's treatment by society than we give it credit for. For instance, the outdated assumption is that men have no business caring for children (hence custody battles, hence the playground example). Fuck that noise! It's a stereotype that hurts both men and women, and feminists try to fight it, despite what this post says.
User avatar #641 - areo0420 (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, I wasn't trying to say either sex has it worse. Just saying it's not a walk in the park. My Mother-in-Law once said probably a quote from someone, but I still find it relevant. that the part of the group that screams the loudest represents the public's opinion. Unfortunately for feminism- and pretty much everything else- the people who scream the loudest are also the most misinformed and, at the risk of offending someone, the least intelligent.

I'd like to think that the people reading these posts don't think of these actions as the intention of feminism. Those that do are likely 12 year olds, or fedora/neckbeards with no concept of reality. Anyone who uses these as cannon fodder in an anti-feminism debate is an uneducated moron who should pick up a book Specifically, a book called Cunt.... No, I'm not making that up.
I for one actually enjoy reading these posts. I find them informative and enlightening from a humanistic standpoint. I feel that many see the word feminism and think it's all about women. I share many of my beliefs with feminists, but prefer to call myself a Humanist. Less confusing that way IMO.
#589 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
you came to laugh but all i see is butthurt
#599 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
These comps are the very definition of butthurt, mate. And since they're bullshit, it really ain't cringeworthy when people speak out against it.
#585 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Just make a thoughtful comment every now and then. As you see going through the comments on here, you're far from being alone with your standpoint, so you don't have to take the burden to deal with every single post of this kind. Just comment when you feel like it, and if you don't, rest assured others will.
#415 - Makes sense to see one of those ponies raising the communist f… 05/31/2014 on cringe comp p.7! +2
#19 - hey now  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Hawt 0
User avatar #23 - PVTDickStryker (05/29/2014) [-]
youre an all-star
User avatar #25 - dieterkaiser (05/29/2014) [-]
Get your game on
User avatar #27 - PVTDickStryker (05/29/2014) [-]
Go Play
#7 - Thanks for the reasonable response: Whenever something lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Just more feminist's bitching -2
#42 - mixedfeelings (05/29/2014) [-]
people seem to discuss that aspect quite a lot
#6 - First off, he shot the men he shot because they were more succ…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Just more feminist's bitching -1
User avatar #12 - citruslord (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm concerned about insanity in general. As a nation, the US has terrible treatment for mental illness, largely as a result of the prison culture. There are women that are just as violent and hateful towards men, and while the majority don't, some of those tweets prove it.
The problem I have isn't that women are worried about violence towards them, or potential misogyny or stereotypes. That's perfectly legitimate. But when men mount a similar action, such as the yesallmen tweet, they get shut down, instantly labled as misogynists themselves, when they are just trying to point out that everything isn't perfect on the other side. Alot of these women seem to think that they are entitled to their concerns which they are , but men are not, and that any sort of criticism is swiftly shut down.
I also see alot of posts on there suggesting that the majority of the male populace believes women are objects, that they owe us sex, that it's their fault that they get raped, and that rape is somehow ok. I honestly don't know a single person that thinks this way, so I find that really hard to believe. It's also hard for people to take much feminists say seriously, when I see things like the "ban bossy" campaign, and the CDC's report on sexual violence be so blatantly in favor of women. I guess I just worry about something like what is happening in Sweden happening here, and I feel that a little pushback is necessary to keep the movement from blowing out of control.
#23 - anonymous (05/29/2014) [-]
smells like hypocrisy.
you can tell by the way most guys think women are hypocrits that they don't want a "nice" guy and would fuck "alphas", that they themselves are two faced with one side who would like to rape around (projected "women are all whores") but doesn't out of fear of ostracism and "keeping face" and the other one the one trying to get sex for niceness. without concern what women really want. because that would actually require to step up and fulfill those desires.
#17 - unholyjebus (05/29/2014) [-]
Just because you think you don't know people who are like that, doesn't mean they don't exist. In the UK, 5% of men would attempt to have sex with a woman who is asleep and 6% would attempt to have sex with a woman who is drunk. Also, almost half of men between 18 and 25 do not consider it rape if they change there mind during sex and almost a quarter don't think it's rape if she says no at the start. Do you really believe there aren't people out there who would hide there narcissistic personalities from you? Elliot Rodger's mom actually informed the police on him after watching his video and after the police talked to him, they concluded that he was a nice guy.
User avatar #51 - citruslord (05/30/2014) [-]
I said there are bad people out there, and I didn't say people like that didn't exist, but that I don't know any. It's quite possible that I have a bit of projection bias towards my friends, but I truly think that even my most douchebaggy type womanizer friend would stop on no.
And there are women out there that are just as bad, and according to the CDC survey for sexual violence, there is an equivalent chance rape for men and female over the last 12 months. Which leads me to believe there are a similar amount of women out there who believe similar things, such as that a man can't not want sex. If it's up then they like it/want it. There honestly needs to be no feminism, no masculinism, there needs to be humanism. Rape and sexual violence isn't right no matter who it's on, I just want men to be equally represented, and avoid a future where blanket laws make things even harder in court for men.
Source on my statistics. Charts are on page 28/29 of the pdf, 18/19 if you look at the pritned numbers. The large difference in rape numbers you hear often, including from Obama, come from the misclassification of "forced envelopment" as "other" and not rape.
I'd like to see where you got your numbers from too. Also I'm pretty torn on the intoxicated thing, if you got drunk and signed a contract, chance is you'd be forced to uphold it. If you got in a car and killed people, you would still face judgement. The rape thing is the only time that being intoxicated makes your decisions invalid. The people taking advantage of that are still douches, but I don't think it's rape, as long as you were voluntarily drunk and voluntarily went to bed. Plus there's the whole implications of proving you were adequately drunk to be impaired to that level.
#5 - If you actually read anything about the case, you'd see he kil…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Just more feminist's bitching -2
#14 - crackedpepper (05/29/2014) [-]
noooope i read most of his manifesto as i wanted a giggle. he stabbed his three roommates not because they were sexually successful but because one of them was argumentative, and because they all were both asians and nerdy gamers to him. he hated them as they failed to meet the standards his first unliked roommates set in not being annoying to him.

pedantic little fuck wasn't he?
#2 - It was totally Mulan.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Be proud +11
#3 - boxmanfive (05/29/2014) [-]
if this gets front page you will have 90184510948+ thumbs
#10 - Even if you're getting it, and don't think it's impacting you …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Cheer up +2
User avatar #12 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
i've thought about it..... but therapy is expensive

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User avatar #62 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
I guess not.
User avatar #64 to #63 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
I recognize you as that one feminist person.
User avatar #65 to #64 - twistedwoodthing (11/07/2014) [-]
I can't be the only feminist person.
I just haven't had the energy to deal with this site during the whole gamergate thing. I'm trying my best to avoid the issue entirely.
User avatar #66 to #65 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
Of course, but it's all I really know about you.
User avatar #67 to #66 - twistedwoodthing (11/07/2014) [-]
I also really love dill pickles. Now you know two things
User avatar #68 to #67 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
That's something, I figure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - twistedwoodthing (11/07/2014) [-]
Well I mean, I don't even know two things about you, so that makes you a super sleuth by comparison
User avatar #70 to #69 - majormayor (11/07/2014) [-]
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#57 - youstopthat (05/03/2014) [-]
YouStopThat.jpg belongs to user youstopthat and under no circumstances should any other individual use this image without the rightful permission from it's owner.
User avatar #55 - evebishop (02/18/2014) [-]
Just wanted to say hello, always nice to see an intelligent and sane user here
User avatar #50 - majormayor (02/06/2014) [-]
... Feminist?
User avatar #51 to #50 - twistedwoodthing (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm not an academic on the subject, but enough that it unnerves me how much the term gets bashed on the site. It's like they've come up with a terrifying construct and are scared they'll find it under their beds, like how people used to feel about communists.
User avatar #52 to #51 - majormayor (02/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I see.
#48 - thebestpieever (01/22/2014) [-]
I found this in my folder. I don't even know why I would save it but since you use her as your avatar I thought you would find it neat.
User avatar #49 to #48 - twistedwoodthing (01/31/2014) [-]
Haha, nice "Jinkies!" face. I actually went as Velma for halloween/ to our local nerd convention, and when I was researching her outfit I made the discovery that there is no safe search strong enough to keep you from discovering Velma and Daphne bondage.
User avatar #53 to #49 - thebestpieever (02/08/2014) [-]
Bondage... that's extremely specific for internet porn. You'd expect to be like, a billion vanilla pics wouldn't you? One thing is sure: you'd expect tons of porn. That's the internet.
User avatar #54 to #53 - twistedwoodthing (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't know *why* it picked up on that - I wouldn't think google was tailoring it to show me those results as it's not really my thing.
I was actually reading recently an article in Forbes that said there's actually a lot less of the internet that's porn than everyone thinks, maybe only about 4%. But I didn't get a chance to finish reading it so I didn't get their evidence.
User avatar #46 - baesdgod (01/17/2014) [-]
what's your problem with tittentei? he's cool
User avatar #47 to #46 - twistedwoodthing (01/17/2014) [-]
I don't have a problem with tittentei, however I don't think we've been introduced? I only add friends on the site if I can remember having a good conversation or really like their content.
User avatar #45 - tittentei (01/02/2014) [-]
please accept my friend request
User avatar #43 - thebestpieever (12/23/2013) [-]
What's up?
We haven't talked all that much, but I wish you a merry christmas and a new solar cycle filled with positive emotions.
User avatar #44 to #43 - twistedwoodthing (12/28/2013) [-]
Haha, "a new solar cycle filled with positive emotions" has to be my favourite season's greeting this year. Bit late to be wishing you a merry Christmas, but I hope you had a good one (you mentioned you'd moved not so long ago, so I hope you still got a chance to talk with family and friends.)
Have a good new solar cycle too!
User avatar #35 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
Ran out of room to reply:
Anyway, I currently live in what was my family home with my siblings and two other renters (my parents moved, we live in the house and pay rent). As for the travelling, I did a 6 month study abroad program in France a couple years back, and had the option to travel around a bit. I lived in Dijon, in Burgundy, which isn't quite as sketchy as the south.
As for Fargo, I can't recommend it enough. It's hilarious, and at times really intense. I like my humour pretty dark so it works for me.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
That's pretty sweet. When I lived in the UK being of age I used every opportunity to travel around. Especially Italy, I love Italy. I still do that, to a certain extent. In fact I recently moved to Washington DC.
User avatar #37 to #36 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
Oh cool, spent about two weeks in Northern Italy. Rome, Florence, Sienna, Venice. I went on a bus tour that was primarily comprised of retired aussies and kiwis, they were a lark.
What are you doing in Washington DC? I suppose the standard assumption is something to do with government.
User avatar #38 to #37 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
No, my contract my then-current employer ended with and at the same time I had friction with the girl I was living with in Missouri. So, since I've been travelling all around since I was 15, I just packed my things in a container, got up on my bike and decided on a spot on the map. I'm looking for a job, but I have enough saved to live for about 10 months.
User avatar #7 - masterboll (11/26/2013) [-]
will you post tits?
#9 to #7 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Well **** , you asked so charmingly. Your charisma modifier must be +4 or something.
#22 to #9 - masterboll (11/26/2013) [-]
eyy bby gurl, show us ur titz?

User avatar #23 to #22 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
Not asking me at all would be better.
#24 to #23 - masterboll (12/04/2013) [-]
you randomly go around showing your tits to people without them having to ask?
User avatar #25 to #24 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
What can I say, my boobs are like the truth.
#26 to #25 - masterboll (12/04/2013) [-]
i want to understand the deeper meaning of life

show me the truth
User avatar #39 to #26 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
Dude, you are so smooth. Can I show you my tits?
#40 to #39 - masterboll (12/05/2013) [-]
the moment's gone
the moment's gone
User avatar #41 to #40 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
**** , you are such a catch.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
You can't handle the truth.
#28 to #27 - masterboll (12/04/2013) [-]
okay, that one was pretty good

ill leave you alone now, youve earned it
User avatar #30 to #28 - twistedwoodthing (12/04/2013) [-]
Haha, I appreciate it. And I do pray the gods bestow lovely breasts unto you! Not mine tho. Sorry!
#1 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh my, I get to steal your comment virginity. Here, have a dandy cat.
#2 to #1 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh God the cuteness! I've actually been on the site a while, but this is a new account for me.
Oh God the cuteness! I've actually been on the site a while, but this is a new account for me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Were you a lurker or did you have another account?
User avatar #4 to #3 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
My other account is Stallwallwriter, I just started this one to comment on a user's post after he blocked me (he made some ghastly pseudo-science post about how transsexuality and homosexuality were mental illnesses). I was originally just trying to level this one up enough to post pictures but I just kept using it.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
... I can't believe there's people that still go around spreading stuff like that.
Anyways, pleased to meet you... Twisted? That sounds like an awful thing to call someone! What may I call you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
It's a reference to a character from the Gormenghast books (if you don't know them, it's just about the strangest fantasy series I've ever read. Only the first, and maybe second, books are worth reading because the author was partially insane by the time he wrote the third). You can just call me Thing, or Chloe if you prefer.
Why did you decide to go by Thebestpieever? And shall I call you pie?
User avatar #8 to #6 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
I like Chloe; Chloe's pretty.
Well, I used to listen to watch this show where the usernames would sent in silly things that happened whilst they played videogames and the hosts would often comment on the usernames of the senders. So, I thought this would spark some nice comment.
As for what you call me, yeah Pie's fine, you can also call me Walker.
I also think I'm gonna read those books as soon as I'm finished with the one I'm reading now.
User avatar #10 to #8 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
The writing is amazing, but it's not easy going. Mervyn Peake was also an illustrator, so he describes a lot of scenes very meticulously. It's great for visualizing the enormous, gothic castle where it all takes place, and the characters he describes are by turns complex and over the top. Sometimes all the description is overwhelming and you'd give anything for a bit of simple dialogue. But I've yet to read a series that felt so much like there was an actual world behind it.

What are you reading right now? I'm always on the lookout for recommendations.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
I've been reading a book called "Jam" by Ben Croshaw. It's... It's alright. I'm about 60 pages in and so far there's been some really obvious problems narration-wise to the point where I often have to go back a few pages because I've found myself completely lost about that the characters are currently doing. The stream of conciousness narration is very well done, when it's there, but it has a very inconsistent style of narration and tone. It is a very good comedy when it tries to be one, but the more serious stuff feels haphazard and more like an attempt by the author to be validated rather than any serious story he wanted to tell.
User avatar #12 to #11 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh cool, Yahtzee's book! (or one of them anyway, I think he has two now) Yeah, I'm sorry to hear it has issues, although I'd like to read it. I love his game reviews, I was wondering how the sense of humour would translate to a full length novel.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
You know Yahtzee, that's co cool. I never read Mogworld, but from what I hear most people liked it better than Jam.. The humour is there, and really well done, though.
So I take it you play videogames?
User avatar #15 to #13 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
If I manage to save up for a new laptop any time in the next year, though, I'd like to play Amnesia, I love horror. I'd like to try to get a copy of bioshock, too, since everyone raves about it and my brother might let me borrow his 360 after exam period. Do you have any recommendations?
User avatar #17 to #15 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
So you like games, reviews of games, reading and silly pictures in funnyjunk. What else do you like?
User avatar #18 to #17 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Science Fiction and Horror, (both reading it, writing it, and watching movies), the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, webcomics and baking. I've only recently taken up playing MTG and Dungeons & Dragons, but I love them, and music-wise, I've got a very mongrel taste but lately I've been listening to increasing amounts of metal.
And what about you sir? Likes? Dislikes? Pet Peeves? Quirks?
User avatar #19 to #18 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Horror an fantasy, also reading, writing and watching it. Game Of Thrones, The Graham Norton Show, Friends (The only shows I watch that haven't created a super invasive fandom that has alienated the rest of the internet) Music: Everything, really, but I'm mainly a fan of Rock'n'roll. Also a big fan of metal, though, Black Sabbath is my second favourite band. I'm also big on motorcycles: riding, fixing, looking, buying, all of it.
As for pet peeves and quirks: I can't think of any pet peeve that's big enough to mention, and I have waaay too many little quirks.
Sir, I like that; you are a very refined woman, milady.
User avatar #20 to #19 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
I noticed some Dr Who on your profile (I was creeping - best way to find good stuff on Funny Junk is to browse your friends' uploads/favourites.) I likes me some doctor but I'm way behind, and I'm not sure I could ever warm up to Matt Smith. Tennant's my favourite, in part because I so respect him as an actor (goddamn brilliant hamlet), and in part because I have a fangirlish crush. Don't judge me.
Speaking of, I got some serious feels from some of the stuff in your faves, esp. "Love" and "Ancient Wisdom." that's good taste right there.
Black Sabbath is actually playing in my city next year, but I haven't heard enough of them to know if I should try to get tickets. Do you have any album suggestions?
Also, you mentioned moving to the states, and given the references to Dr. Who and Treacle, I'm guessing from somewhere in the UK? Basically, what accent should I be reading your comments in, haha?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
When it comes to Black Sabbath it comes like this:
The first two: Black Sabbath and Paranoid are masterpieces; superb albums, don't think I've hear anything like them. The third, Master of Reality is great but nothing close. Vol. 4 is good. The Fifth, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath is also great. Sixth, Sabotage is also good. The seventh, Technical ecstasy is very good but it sounds nothing like what comes before or after. The eight just blows. The Ninth, Heaven and Hell is also a masterpiece but it is heaver than anything they've done. And the tenth is also great, Master of Reality level. After that, they have some good stuff, some bad stuff but nothing as noteworthy (I would suggest "Cross Purposes" "13" and "Headless Cross).

When it comes to the accent... that's weird. I was born in Spain, but I lived in the UK till I was six. Then we moved to Spain for the briefest time (like 4 months) but I was in the hospital so it might as well have been the UK. Then we moved to Mexico. Then I went back to the UK and now America. So... yeah, my accent is as if a Spaniard tried and half succeeded to speak in a midlands accent. It's a shame that the whole ordeal messed up my English accent 'cause I don't even speak Spanish all that well.

With you I guess I can imagine (Being oot and aboot with some loonies in your pocket, eh) what kind of accent you have.

On the theme of Doctor Who, I like Smiths performance but I think that most of the stories he's been in have been rubbish save for about 10 throughout his whole run.
User avatar #31 to #21 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
Well in that case I'll probably start with the first two, and Heaven and Hell (I tend to like it pretty heavy, so that sounds like my direction.)
As to accent, I never used to think I had one until I became friends with some Americans on an exchange. We sounded just the same until it came to words like "out and about", whereupon they'd giggle at how I said it. The way they said it, to me, sounded like flapping your mouth open to catch flies. I actually visited a bit of England once, only a little under a week in London (and only a weekend in Spain) but I'd love to go back someday. Ever been North of the US border?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm a big fan of the way they speak in the Americas overall. From the southern states to Canada, it all sounds really cool to me. Also... I apologise in the name of the British Nation for anything you may have seen in London if you went anywhere near the east side of town.

I've been to Canada three times. My parents used to own a little house near Whitehorse, so we'd sometimes go there in the winter to ski and stuff. And just once I went over the border while I was faffing about in NYC after a work trip. I liked it, it really is my type of place. Sunny and warm locales just aren't my style.
User avatar #33 to #32 - twistedwoodthing (12/05/2013) [-]
I don't know how people can live in tropical places, the lack of seasonal change would send me haywire. I think it's a deep-rooted, physiological thing. And aside from the confusing metro system London was quite pleasant, I saw worse things in France daily.
I haven't yet been to Whitehorse and that end of the country (I'm from the east coast), but I'm trying to save to go there this summer.
As to accents, there are a lot of good ones. I'd have to say my favourite out of anywhere is a slight Indian or Irish accent, although for North America there's some newfie accents that are surprisingly musical. Have you ever seen the movie Fargo? The accents in it are exaggerated but hilarious.
User avatar #34 to #33 - thebestpieever (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, France is... really rough. Not exactly nice.
I had assumed you lived with your family, and, by extension you'd go on holiday with them. But apparently I was wrong; do you live on your own?
Also, no, I really want to watch it but it's on that infinite queue of "Damn it I was born in the 90's so there are 70 years of good movies to catch up on".
User avatar #16 to #15 - thebestpieever (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I feel you. I used to be a spoilt rich kid and a super hardcore gamer and then some stuff happened and I had to get a job and I have the time to play like a game a month, if that. I still watch all the reviews and stuff.

For PC I would recommend my favourite game: Fallout 3, the sequel New Vegas. Alan Wake, it's not perfect but it is unlike anything I've seen. Bioshock, definitely, Infitine is goot but not as much as one and you should avoid 2. If you like tactical games I would recommend Xcom. If you like Fable I would suggest Skyrim since it takes the freedom aspect to the extreme and in the opposite side I would suggest Mass Effect since it takes the narrative and customisation also to the extreme.
User avatar #14 to #13 - twistedwoodthing (11/26/2013) [-]
Sigh, sad confession bear time: I spend a lot of time on the internet, on sites like this, reading comics, watching reviews etc that have to do with video games, but my brother is the real gamer in my house. I don't think I've played anything seriously since Fable 2, and haven't been better at him at a game since Starfox 64. I'd play computer games, but my laptop wouldn't be able to handle it. So, essentially, I'm immersed in gaming culture, love talking and hearing about it, but can't play.
I am the filthiest of casuals.
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