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|#53 - I don't know if anyone else here listens to Welcome to Nightva… [+] (3 new replies)||11/05/2014 on Rule 63||+2|
|#17 - Elijah Wood seems uncomfortable in that much regalia. I think …||11/05/2014 on Russian generals||+2|
|#44 - Yeah, I get pretty pissed off when my vagina turns green and g…||11/05/2014 on aka PUSSY||+2|
|#25 - I thought I understood the internet but this Alex from Target … [+] (4 new replies)||11/05/2014 on Alex from Target||+55|
|#25 - Did you hear he's getting married? I hope he and his wife have…||11/05/2014 on Well||+4|
|#49 - For a second there, I misread it while scrolling and got reall…||11/05/2014 on What every man wants||0|
|#72 - In no way racist we have nig nogs||11/05/2014 on Not mine: Seen on Facebook||+3|
|#71 - Yes, I can see how gamergate would prevent someone like Vivian…||11/05/2014 on Not mine: Seen on Facebook||+10|
|#37 - I would describe myself as a feminist, and still make "st…||11/05/2014 on Moms on GamerGate||0|
|#149 - Not to be confused with the Busby Berkeley Effect, which is wh…||11/05/2014 on Facts that are not about...||+1|
|#147 - You're the kind of person I like to meet online. [+] (1 new reply)||11/05/2014 on Facts that are not about...||+1|
|#84 - That Marion Cotillard||11/05/2014 on Gif Dump - Part 3!||+1|
|#83 - Is it too late to make the joke that the last gif shows guy d…||11/05/2014 on Gif Dump - Part 3!||+1|
|#65 - I curl it up between me and little spoon. I know it's not quit… [+] (1 new reply)||11/05/2014 on fushghhhhh||0|
|#2 - As somebody who has owned guinea pigs - the rage t…||11/04/2014 on Cavia porcellus Avada Kedavra||+2|
|#18 - Wow. Just... wow.||11/04/2014 on Pls stop||+3|
|#7 - But I mean, you're interested in her balanced and critical opi… [+] (2 new replies)||11/04/2014 on Join us||+44|
|#5 - MFW I get to be a jetpack. I don't know why people are all &qu… [+] (3 new replies)||11/03/2014 on fushghhhhh||+7|
#33 - ruped (11/04/2014) [-]
So what do you do with your arm then? Only choices I can really think of are: 1) Under the little spoon, uncomfortable for both spoons. 2) Under your side, uncomfortable for you. 3) Between your front and their back, uncomfortable for you and sorta stops the spoon. 4) Behind you, awkward and uncomfortable.
I usually go for #2 as the lesser of the evils. Curious if I'm missing a perfect 5th choice somehow.
#65 - twistedwoodthing (11/05/2014) [-]
Also a factor might be that I have substantial boobs, so even with them pressed against him fairly closely, there's still by necessity a bit of space underneath for me to keep my arm.
picked this image at random and found it's somewhat related?
|#189 - "Just did stuff with my uncle" - alright, any tips i… [+] (1 new reply)||11/03/2014 on Quesha has a point||0|
#190 - fyaq (11/03/2014) [-]
The point of the uncle is that by working with him I got a skill, he didnt get me the job or know anyone.
Develop a skill.
Skills pay bills, pieces of paper cost money.
Spend a few years working as a cleaning guy at a machine shop, work as an apprentice and get your certification, put in the work and learn a trade and you will never be worried about a job.
Learn how to weld, take a course on it, just make sure you can show you have the skill to anyone who knows what theyre talking about.
|#3 - I read somewhere not too long ago, somebody pointed out that i… [+] (1 new reply)||11/03/2014 on Braces||0|
|#7 - I should set this as my desktop background||11/03/2014 on (untitled)||+1|
|#3 - Uhh... I've only ever heard of post-modernism in the context o… [+] (3 new replies)||11/03/2014 on bandwagon.jpg||+31|
#5 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
yeah but OP's using some sort of reddit/internet meaning for tards
|#96 - You know, I hadn't realized it, but I guess I care after all. …||11/03/2014 on Anti-GamerGate Mascot||0|
|#92 - Talk about ****** . I'm so glad people are taking a… [+] (2 new replies)||11/03/2014 on Anti-GamerGate Mascot||0|
|#88 - Oh I do plenty of skipping and thumbing down - enough that it … [+] (4 new replies)||11/03/2014 on Anti-GamerGate Mascot||+1|