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#30 - There's a difference between doing what you have to do to surv…  [+] (4 replies) 09/12/2016 on Forget about Dre 0
#39 - databutt (09/12/2016) [-]
I was living in this ghetto shit area for a while, and I lived in this flee infested apartment that shared ventilation with four other apartments. Everyone was doing some sort of drug in the apartments around me, and since we shared a ventilation system, that meant air was a precious quantity.

Adding to the distress, this apartment had no windows, only a single front door. If you wanted to breath, you needed to leave your door open leading to one of the oddest robberies of my life.

I was sitting in the bedroom, someone came into my house (unbeknownst to me), pulled down a small glass, put ice in the glass, took one of my unopened decorative scotch bottles, poured a small amount over the ice, drank it, and left the evidence on the table when they left along with the opened scotch bottom.

What the hell?
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#54 - ghostninjaguy (09/12/2016) [-]
That is weird
#58 - databutt (09/12/2016) [-]
Right? Why didn't they just steal the fucking bottle?
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#60 - ghostninjaguy (09/12/2016) [-]
I don't know. When I lived in LA I had this weird phase of breaking and entering into places or stealing. I was like ten at the time as I got older the temptation died down
#13 - psshht like she's ever seen broccoli before.  [+] (1 reply) 09/03/2016 on Mitosis is hot as fuck +1
#21 - kwanzalord (09/03/2016) [-]
**kwanzalord used "*roll picture*"**
**kwanzalord rolled image**No, she has.
She just keeps shoving them down her pants to avoid eating them.
#131 - yes 08/21/2016 on Attempted Murder +1
#80 - From the looks of both of them, this is probably their mutual …  [+] (4 replies) 08/20/2016 on Attempted Murder +61
#101 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
eh, that was... weak
#82 - anon (08/20/2016) [-]
Come one.. That the best you got?
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#131 - twistedkidcontent (08/21/2016) [-]
#83 - heilspellcheck (08/20/2016) [-]
Come on

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