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#179 - **twinnedorphan used "*roll 1, pokemon*"** **twinnedorphan … 9 hours ago on this is the title +1
#11 - just like you ;D want some **** ?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2015 on World's most helpful Sphynx... +9
#12 - skelebones (07/05/2015) [-]
im manly as hell idfk what the hell youre on about
#30 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
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Meh, you're not so bad. Certainly not the worst I've seen on here
#14 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
*roll image* Get a load of this faggot "manly as hell"
#15 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
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#16 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
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#17 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
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#26 - **** me if I know. by now it's just some sort of ru…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2015 on Anime nosebleeds +1
#27 - ewood (07/04/2015) [-]
anime bad brah
#24 - don't you dare to quote me this, but a friend of mine once tol…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Anime nosebleeds +4
#39 - xtrmbragnrytz (07/05/2015) [-]
"A friend of mine once told me it was because apparently the blood on your brain was trying to go too fast to your dick or some shit like that and it ended up on your noose."

User avatar #25 - ewood (07/04/2015) [-]
so the brain doesn't know that the nose is pretty much a dead end
User avatar #26 - twinnedorphan (07/04/2015) [-]
fuck me if I know.
by now it's just some sort of rule in anime that doesn't really need explanation I guess.
#27 - ewood (07/04/2015) [-]
anime bad brah
#15 - I DEMAND MORE  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Pepper and Carrot Ep. 6 +1
User avatar #16 - agnaraed (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm going to spread out the last ones I have so they last at least through Saturday. He hasn't published a lot of these
#142 - bitch you know it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Pepper and Carrot ep.3 0
User avatar #143 - agnaraed (07/01/2015) [-]
hells yeah.

the fourth one is up in the sticky by the way. It's still in new uploads though
#19 - I don't why people found so much pride on using the giant's da…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on New Game Plus in Souls games +9
User avatar #35 - reaperriley (06/20/2015) [-]
If you face a giant dad and complain because you lost then the appropriate response is to say git gud.

If you brag about being a giant dad and using the build to beat the game or using it on people and losing the appropriate response is git gud.

The giant dad build is one of the first popular souls builds thats viewed as a good min max build.
#22 - wherejohnny (06/20/2015) [-]
i guess its the novelty of it; playing pvp was a blast (even if it took me a bit on my first try to git gud at it)
#262 - completos 06/18/2015 on Rename anon, bruh 0
#110 - you could do that, but you would need a friend to pass your it… 06/01/2015 on Dark souls II: Dragon bros... 0
#107 - I'm not sure when did you stop playing, but I must inform you …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Dark souls II: Dragon bros... 0
User avatar #108 - racetothebottom (06/01/2015) [-]
yea I tried using the agape ring for a while, but i couldnt deal with the -1 ring space...
plus I wasnt doing exclusively pvp, and it seems silly to use that ring in pve

and its too late to use it now anyway, cant lower soul count once it's already too high

i decided to main blood covenant for pvp, but it's glitched for me or something
I have 200+ tokens of spite, a positive ratio in dueling, and countless blue phantom kills and i still havent reached rank 1
maybe beginning next journey resets the count, idk, but it pisses me off

if I did start a new character, i could transfer all my upgraded equipment, right? i just prob wouldnt be able to use most of it until i leveled?
User avatar #118 - hazardpay (06/02/2015) [-]
you mean you dont know? everytime you lose its -1 to your counter, so if you lose 50 games after winning 100 in a row, your down to 50 and you need to win 100 games just to get to where you wouldve been if you hadnt lost
User avatar #120 - racetothebottom (06/02/2015) [-]
I know that applies to dueling, and I definitely have a positive duel ratio

but does that also apply to invading?
User avatar #121 - hazardpay (06/02/2015) [-]
you dont gain or lose anything with invading
User avatar #122 - racetothebottom (06/02/2015) [-]
i thought the whole point of the covenant was invading worlds with cracked red eye orbs? why the hell doesn't an invasion victory give you a point? fuck that's dumb
goddamn, 200 tokens of spite for nothing...

and finding duels is so rare it would take forever to rank up...
User avatar #123 - hazardpay (06/02/2015) [-]
you dont even know dude, and there isnt a full red eye orb in the game, they just didnt put one in
User avatar #124 - racetothebottom (06/02/2015) [-]
yeah im aware, i hated that too
and the cracked ones arent exactly easy to come by either

hell, i might just be done with DS2 anyway
ESO is coming out soon, ill start playin that shit
User avatar #110 - twinnedorphan (06/01/2015) [-]
you could do that, but you would need a friend to pass your items on to pass them to your new character.

but still it would be tricky since you are at such high SM.

30,000,000 - 44,999,999 SM is at the tier number 43. With Small White Sign Soapstone with Name-Engraved Ring you can meet a player at the minimum soul memory of 3.000.000 then from that 3.000.000 character he can meet a player with the minimum soul memory of 1,400,000.

so all you would need is a friend with a soul memory of 3.000.000 and get 1.400.000 souls with your new character and you guy will be able to trade your equipment.

I realize this is a lot of stuff to do.

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#7 - sickedy (03/27/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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be ******* safe plz. ill be on ts everday all day probably and if not ill still check everywhere if you want to leave me a msg or something.
User avatar #13 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
hi sorry for late reply >~< I was making my way to a beach house my landlord said we could use for a few days.
User avatar #16 to #15 - twinnedorphan (04/11/2015) [-]
It's cool. So a beach house? sounds fancy, you like it?
User avatar #17 to #16 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
Its pretty fancy. Its neat.
User avatar #18 to #17 - twinnedorphan (04/11/2015) [-]
hope you have some lovely days then
User avatar #6 - gugek (03/15/2015) [-]
Have a great morning and a fantastic day today! Your'e awesome don't forget it!
#4 - sickedy (03/13/2015) [-]
who the **** are you
User avatar #5 to #4 - twinnedorphan (03/13/2015) [-]
who the **** are you
#1 - europe (04/02/2013) [-]
There are alot of people who draw on the site, you could ask them for other tips as well. Any tips that I can give you would be to have a two or more good pencils, a pencil sharpener and an eraser. Whenever you have to erase something, do it carefully and take your time to do it.

When it comes drawing itself you should usually start out with a "skeleton" depending on what you're going to draw. If you're going to draw a human, you'll want to use a skeleton, but you'll usually not need to draw one if the object is 2D.

Just remember that it's not some sort of competition, you're drawing for fun. A good way to get better is, as always, practice. Just draw alot and draw some more.
User avatar #2 to #1 - twinnedorphan (04/02/2013) [-]
Seems like a good start. I thank you for this, I hope I get the hang of it eventually and I will probably contact you in the future just to thank you again if the results are promising.
I'll go grab a pencil and start right now and everytime I get bored in class.
User avatar #3 to #2 - europe (04/02/2013) [-]
Best thing would be to draw things that you like, of course.
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