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#418 - 1. i dont think thats possible 2. it would hurt going in a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on Morbid for guys. 0
#438 - ravyen (07/29/2012) [-]
No, it would hurt the woman when she put it in.
#416 - it seems like if u just go soft you can wiggle your way outa t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Morbid for guys. +3
User avatar #436 - Sidney (07/29/2012) [-]
the "teeth" in it sinks into the penis and the only way to get the "teeth" out of the penis is to get the "teeth" removed from your penis.
#449 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
holy shit your right getting soft would really fuck things up
#413 - instead of having sex with the girl, the rapist would be havin…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Morbid for guys. 0
#420 - pottslande (07/29/2012) [-]
So, as long as a guy or girl wears any condom, he isn't raping the girl?
User avatar #425 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
not exactly, the girl would still be raped because she is not wearing the anti sex device the man is. Besides, if i got one of those things caught on a rapist and escaped i would be laughing pretty hard
User avatar #426 - pottslande (07/29/2012) [-]
Oh wait, derp, I misread the thing. I thought it sliced off the guy's dick and left it in the girl's vagina.

Well, this was a much better explanation.
#441 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
I like that idea better, if you get to keep the rapists dick you can sell it on the black market
1. get raped
2. ?????
3. profit
now we know what step two is
#2 - its when you just like do a quick check to see is somthin is i… 07/29/2012 on Every time! +1
#179 - don't even get me started on what happens when it snows at school  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on Oh! It's raining! +14
#210 - stizz (07/29/2012) [-]
Something like this?
#1 - plus that guys wacking off  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Priests in Denmark +9
User avatar #14 - profarnsworth (07/30/2012) [-]
looks more like anal to me
#20 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2012) [-]
*anal fisting -> dat sore anus
#110 - could have looked that up... was hoping for something funny or…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on your 0
#130 - Midirr has deleted their comment.
#96 - any chance u can help me by making one about when to use: …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2012 on your 0
User avatar #101 - Midirr (07/29/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you don't mean it in the meaning of "telling an untruth".

So I hope this helps:
The most important distinction is that lay requires a direct object and lie does not.
Examples:
-You lay down a book.
-You lie down on the sofa.
User avatar #102 - Midirr (07/29/2012) [-]
Also, and here is where a lot of mistakes are made:
The past tense of "to lie" is "lay" (could be confusing)
The past tense of 'to lay" is "laid"
User avatar #110 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
could have looked that up... was hoping for something funny or possible setting some one up for a joke but... yeah thanks
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#1 - well while were on the subject of death... 07/29/2012 on seems legit +1
#98 - if cats stopped doing this then kia wouldn't have its commerci… 07/29/2012 on Cat logic 0
#40 - Picture 07/29/2012 on twentyseconds's profile 0
#31 - **twentyseconds rolls 911**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on twentyseconds's profile 0
#40 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
#188 - damn it im dreaming again!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on that feel +11
User avatar #213 - redcookiemonster (07/29/2012) [-]
your name is relevant... XD
#187 - oh shit why is this taking so long  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on that feel +10
#188 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
damn it im dreaming again!
User avatar #213 - redcookiemonster (07/29/2012) [-]
your name is relevant... XD
#186 - I know that feel  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2012 on that feel +7
#187 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
oh shit why is this taking so long
#188 - twentyseconds (07/29/2012) [-]
damn it im dreaming again!
User avatar #213 - redcookiemonster (07/29/2012) [-]
your name is relevant... XD
#317 - channel may cause severe sweating 07/29/2012 on Morbid channel. +9
#332 - Picture 07/29/2012 on The Date +18
#324 - get the fuck out Beber stop trying to trick me 07/29/2012 on The Date +6
#308 - Picture 07/29/2012 on Morbid channel. -1
#312 - Then you realized that funky smelling cigaret was a spliff and… 07/29/2012 on The Date +9
#63 - your mind sees what it wants to... some how at first glance i saw nsfw 07/28/2012 on Sounds Tasty and Useful +15
#302 - Everyone consider yourself warned*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on Jimmy +3
#305 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
That's more like it.
#278 - every one consider you self warned  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on Jimmy +2
User avatar #298 - maysonlee (07/28/2012) [-]
i prefer quarters over dimes
#64 - -watching this with girlfriend named Kim -pointed out his …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2012 on hero +25
#65 - N. Korean citizen (07/25/2012) [-]
you stupid summerfag. How many times may I tell you that your right hand is not your girlfriend
#82 - ababy (07/26/2012) [-]
#71 - LeikLOLZ (07/25/2012) [-]
you stupid anon, we're not on 4chan so don't use terms like summerfag.
User avatar #114 - captaindakir (07/26/2012) [-]
And yet, I've seen plenty of comments using "summerfag" and getting green thumbs. Oh, FJ. You so silly.
#94 - N. Korean citizen (07/26/2012) [-]
niggers
#134 - you forgot the section for "NEW" sex positions g… 07/24/2012 on Sounds right 0
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#172 - twentyseconds (08/02/2012) [-]
i got your back have some of my trips
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