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#2 - thats one thing i dont really like about the difficulty settin…  [+] (20 new replies) 14 hours ago on the mailman +80
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#33 - corrosionx (6 minutes ago) [-]
I've been playing vicious wastes on hardcore mode, all humans without some sort of head protection take one shot to the head, as do you. A minigun hit more for a quarter of a second and I died immediately. Although I think the mod my fucking with the AI, they take cover and that now which is cool but sometimes a group doesn't even react if you kill one of their friends from more that 20 meters away; might be just because my sneak is really good.
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#24 - heartbleed (1 hour ago) [-]
Mods my doods. That's how I have my game set up, really fun actually, you just have to be careful.
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#22 - fuzzyballs (1 hour ago) [-]
oh no, because it's soooo hard to get Project Nevada and remove the whole "add health on level up" thing and be stuck at 180 if you don't pick perks
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#20 - Dakafal (2 hours ago) [-]
Also making headshots insta-kills on everyone as long as it pens their helmet, seems like fun, but turns out not so fun. I had to reduce the accuracy of enemies because they would literally just tag me in the head the second combat initiated and it led to many sad times.
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#19 - Dakafal (2 hours ago) [-]
There's definitely mods for that. My New Vegas is modded so that it's pretty fucking realistic. A couple shots from anything larger than a 9mm pistol will kill you without armor, super mutants are ridiculously hard to kill. Deathclaws are almost literally impossible to kill without dome rocking it with an AP round from the Anti-Materiel rifle. In which case it dies in one shot because that's how it should work.
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#16 - tiredandhungry (3 hours ago) [-]
Survival mode in Fallout 4 is exactly that. It does make reliance on power armour a thing if you're not a careful player but if you want an experience where a raider can oneshot you because you stuck your head out at the wrong time, give that a shot that wasn't an intended pun
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#23 - fuzzyballs (1 hour ago) [-]
survival mode in Fallout 4 is annoyingly unfair
especially since I used the vertical spawns mod which added too high lvl enemies to the concord rooftops
they see me, I'm dead in one hit
I try to stealth kill them, it takes 20 shots

good thing I also had a revolver mod which did like 130 damage but uses the not very common .44 ammo
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#25 - heartbleed (1 hour ago) [-]
You can probably fix that with mods. I actually haven't played Fallout in awhile... I should.
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#26 - fuzzyballs (1 hour ago) [-]
you're telling me I should fix mods with mods?
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#27 - heartbleed (1 hour ago) [-]
That's what I've always done. :^) Mobs being unfair/unrealistic? Find a mod that overwrites the other one and fixes it.
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#28 - fuzzyballs (51 minutes ago) [-]
mods don't do that
mods conflict, and what you get is either a crash or the worst of both
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#29 - heartbleed (50 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah and then you finagle with it for 2-3 weeks off and on and when it finally works it's glorious.
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#12 - kibuza (7 hours ago) [-]
Mods

They have a mod that lets you choose the damage multiplier for yourself and the enemies. I prefer to go with 1.00x damage for myself and 1.50x damage for enemies. Makes the small enemies die reasonably quickly while larger things like Super Mutants and Deathclaws still take a lot to put down. Also the 1.50x damage on myself makes it so I don't feel too bulletproof.
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#13 - kibuza (7 hours ago) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the damage multiplier on Normal is 1.00x / 1.00x so you do technically take equal damage to enemies, not counting for any skill bonuses or buffs. The player usually has much better gear than random enemies though so it does usually seem unbalanced.

Assuming we're talking about Fallout 4.
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#15 - phantomonkey (7 hours ago) [-]
They're talking about New Vegas.

Fallout 4 has "Survival Mode", which makes enemy HP and defense very similar to your own, and in turn makes combat feel weightier and slightly more realistic.

Sadly, Fallout New Vegas has no such thing. As you said though, there are mods to fix it, as there are with every Bethesda game.

The J. Sawyer mod to be exact. It was made by the director of Fallout New Vegas, who felt that the game's "Hardcore" mode wasn't Hardcore enough, and implemented his own fixes.

In a way, it's an Official Mod. Almost a Director's Cut. If you, or anyone else readin this comment, wanna know more about it, check out "Many A True Nerd"s New Vegas J Sawyer playthrough.
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#11 - motherfuckingkenji (8 hours ago) [-]
Well it works like that on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
On easy both you and all enemies seem to take hundreds of bullets without giving a fuck, but on hard EVERYONE dies in a mere few rounds.
Something about how on any difficulty but the hardest bullets have a random chance of just vanishing from existence after being fired by anyone, which ironically makes the easiest difficulty the most difficult in some bullshit way.
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#14 - labree (7 hours ago) [-]
it would also make you less accurate as you turned the difficulty down
as though the difficulty was how skilled both you and the enemies are

fucking great.
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#9 - doordude (9 hours ago) [-]
It made fallout 3 unplayable for me after what seemed like hours and hours of just wondering around and emptying hundreds and hundreds of bullets into enemies while I just walked over land mines and got hit with rockets like it was nothing.
It just didn't feel like a game anymore and more like a chore.
#5 - anythingoes (13 hours ago) [-]
The worst part.

95% of the games escalate dificulty like that.

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#3 - rollertoaster (13 hours ago) [-]
Download Project Nevada for New Vegas. It scales the health and damage for all human enemies to be about even with yours.
#3 - >names it after the deceased >becomes favorite Pokem… 14 hours ago on HAUNTER NO +6
#3 - use to work as cashier from like 3-9pm starts out in …  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on Pure Evil +17
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#13 - kuntbag (5 hours ago) [-]
was working as a cashier one day, instead of asking for cash or card i said carsh or cad. i hung my head in shame while the customer laughed
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#7 - anotherponyaccount (9 hours ago) [-]
Was the customer a horse?
#9 - skaderaid (8 hours ago) [-]
As a horse, I find this offensive and racist
#9 - my power levels arent that high, they are not even high enough…  [+] (11 new replies) 15 hours ago on Gotta flex 'em all +13
#13 - sheimi (14 hours ago) [-]
1944 combinations
#42 - moosepaw (6 hours ago) [-]
Can confirm, 1944.
#12 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Stop putting that [OP] picture with every post, you cancerous cunt.
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#14 - meganinja (13 hours ago) [-]
That's his profile picture you cuntwagon.
#19 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
anons can't even see profile pictures, so you know he was too scared to even comment with his account
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#11 - iwaswithyourmum (14 hours ago) [-]
It narrows down quite a bit once you realise the first have to actually correspond to an area code, which are Austin, Chicago or Minneapolis
#20 - ripgeckosncherios (12 hours ago) [-]
also the first 035689 is wider than the following two, so probably the first one is a zero, that is common afaik and the other two are most likely 6's because 6's are slimmer all assuming that the images aren't distorted and the numbers are in the correct font

If both assumptions are correct that leaves 9 possibilities, if just the second is correct we have 54, if just the first is correct we have 324
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#21 - iwaswithyourmum (12 hours ago) [-]
I was also thinking that, nice one
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#22 - iwaswithyourmum (12 hours ago) [-]
Most likely answer would be that the number is 0122626212, somebody go ahead and call that number, see if it really is them, record if possible so we can have a celebration.
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#17 - checkmark (13 hours ago) [-]
Could someone mention me if we get the number?
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#16 - checkmark (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry for not really contributing, but could someone mention me if we figure out the number?
#16 - in the new ww movie lets make her a man just like they did wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on so, Paul Feig -1
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#30 - malhaloc (12 hours ago) [-]
oh god don't give them ideas. I can see there being a WW movie where its a man who identifies as a woman and changes his name to Diana and becomes a super hero. Like not even to be funny. Just a legit attempt at a WW movie but she's a tranny.
#346 - **twentyseconds used "*roll picture*"** **twentyseconds rol… 15 hours ago on Roll to be a black guy 0
#12 - ahh yes, one mention of trannys and admin comes running 15 hours ago on Blaire White +9
#24 - mfw i get congradulated on spelling duct tape correctly  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on german engineering +2
#27 - stonetomcat (14 hours ago) [-]
#7 - **twentyseconds used "*roll picture*"** **twentyseconds rol… 15 hours ago on Squirting shits +3
#7 - well heres the possibilitys of what his number could be …  [+] (20 new replies) 15 hours ago on Gotta flex 'em all +50
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#36 - thegamepixel (8 hours ago) [-]
You can also see the number on the image to the right

0/8
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2
2
0/8
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0/8
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2

The lines are definitely 1s with the line on the bottom. If you type a 2 next to a 3 in game, you can see that the height of visibility in the picture would make it impossible to be a 3 or 5. 9s in pokemon go have straight lines
#43 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
812-282 is for landlines. 812-202 is for wireless.

That means the first 6 digits are 812-202.

That means the number is 812-202-0212 or 812-202-8212.

Sources:
www.area-codes.com/exchange/exchange.asp?npa=812&nxx=202
www.area-codes.com/exchange/exchange.asp?npa=812&nxx=282
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#45 - thegamepixel (5 hours ago) [-]
Nice. Looks like we've got it. Now we just have to try the two out.
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#37 - thegamepixel (8 hours ago) [-]
left* not right
#32 - bwave (10 hours ago) [-]
I found the original Tweet from account twitter.com/ValiceNavidad

Their location listed was "Dimension C-137"

but one of their posts linked to an instagram photo here https://t.co/YktQhW135v

looking up the restaurant showed it was here www.instagram.com/explore/locations/793395730/

which was this address: 312 S Main St, Royal Oak, MI 48067

area codes for the area are 248 and 947

but those don't look like the picture so we need to think elsewhere, maybe its a different area code for MI

this re-tweet has the best crop with a better look of the numbers
twitter.com/corruptchrist/status/758135352884203521

knowing it came from a Iphone message, we need to examine that for for how the numbers look and eliminate possibilities.

Here is a list of Michigan area codes
www.allareacodes.com/michigan_area_codes.htm

but we don't see anything that matches something in the picture, however

if we guess and search for a similar are code, say.... 812

we get... Indiana, which is right below Michigan!

The game is afoot!
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#28 - zpowell (10 hours ago) [-]
Lemme narrow that down even more by saying 0 is not a possible digit for the first digit of an area code
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#26 - haroldsaxon (11 hours ago) [-]
Not sure how 7 is written, but I don't think there's enough space for a 4 there.
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#8 - iwaswithyourmum (15 hours ago) [-]
Now we just need someone Autistic enough to actually call all these combinations
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#9 - twentyseconds (15 hours ago) [-]
my power levels arent that high, they are not even high enough to calculate how many combinations that is.
#13 - sheimi (14 hours ago) [-]
1944 combinations
#42 - moosepaw (6 hours ago) [-]
Can confirm, 1944.
#12 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Stop putting that [OP] picture with every post, you cancerous cunt.
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#14 - meganinja (13 hours ago) [-]
That's his profile picture you cuntwagon.
#19 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
anons can't even see profile pictures, so you know he was too scared to even comment with his account
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#11 - iwaswithyourmum (14 hours ago) [-]
It narrows down quite a bit once you realise the first have to actually correspond to an area code, which are Austin, Chicago or Minneapolis
#20 - ripgeckosncherios (12 hours ago) [-]
also the first 035689 is wider than the following two, so probably the first one is a zero, that is common afaik and the other two are most likely 6's because 6's are slimmer all assuming that the images aren't distorted and the numbers are in the correct font

If both assumptions are correct that leaves 9 possibilities, if just the second is correct we have 54, if just the first is correct we have 324
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#21 - iwaswithyourmum (12 hours ago) [-]
I was also thinking that, nice one
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#22 - iwaswithyourmum (12 hours ago) [-]
Most likely answer would be that the number is 0122626212, somebody go ahead and call that number, see if it really is them, record if possible so we can have a celebration.
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#17 - checkmark (13 hours ago) [-]
Could someone mention me if we get the number?
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#16 - checkmark (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry for not really contributing, but could someone mention me if we figure out the number?