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Gender: female
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: PS3, X Box 360, PC
Video Games Played: Mostly the saints row/bioshock series, Skyrim, Alice Madness Returns, and some of the GTA's.
Date Signed Up:3/23/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Glasgow
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Comment Ranking:#2486
Highest Content Rank:#1573
Highest Comment Rank:#1032
Content Thumbs: 5036 total,  5389 ,  353
Comment Thumbs: 5821 total,  6467 ,  646
Content Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:164059
Times Content Favorited:248 times
Total Comments Made:1235
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    Oh, Barbie.. Oh, Barbie..
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    We just got a letter We just got a letter
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#61 - Picture 21 hours ago on if(Title == Clever){Thumbs... +1
#68 - cute 21 hours ago on are you a boy or a girl?? 0
#117 - "People often ask me how to make games." 21 hours ago on silly Zoe, that's not a penis +60
#88 - I can confirm. Not that it needed confirming. 09/20/2014 on Scotland 0
#10 - It's a metaphor  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on No smoking +8
User avatar #28 - yorker (09/17/2014) [-]
that pissed me off because people already don't know what fucking metaphors are.
#27 - memescomefromb (09/17/2014) [-]
Is that Bentdick Cumbitch?
#41 - Had it for about a week and Origin still hasn't installed it. 09/17/2014 on EA Games 0
#132 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on German ? +8
#162 - wilfredfanforever (09/17/2014) [-]
#233 - Wow I wasn't expecting an actual response that answered my question. 09/16/2014 on /v/ on Destiny 0
#231 - why do black people kinda always have that hairstyle  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on /v/ on Destiny +1
User avatar #232 - xxkosukexx (09/16/2014) [-]
Well that is called dread locks and it is a way to let hair grow if you have an afro, for the most part it is just a popular hair cut among street gangsters and stoners.
User avatar #233 - twatter (09/16/2014) [-]
Wow I wasn't expecting an actual response that answered my question.
#148 - What can I say, I'm a nightowl. 09/16/2014 on twatter's profile 0

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User avatar #129 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
I feel like telling a few jokes. So I'm gonna tell a jokes.

>A deer walks out of a gar bar and says, "Man, I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks."
>There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary and those who don't.
>Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."

^This ****** top notch quality, yo.
#131 to #130 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
I should start watching that show...
#132 to #131 - twatter (09/15/2014) [-]
Beware of the incest.
Oh god, the incest.
#133 to #132 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
That's one of the reasons to watch, though
That's one of the reasons to watch, though
#134 to #133 - twatter (09/15/2014) [-]
That and the hound.
#135 to #134 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
I don't understand that reference
I don't understand that reference
User avatar #136 to #135 - twatter (09/15/2014) [-]
You will.
User avatar #137 to #136 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
[small]you make me feel like i should be scared[small]
User avatar #138 to #137 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
**** that didnt work
User avatar #139 to #138 - twatter (09/15/2014) [-]
you should be.
User avatar #140 to #139 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
so tell me about yo'self, twatter.
User avatar #141 to #140 - twatter (09/15/2014) [-]
What do you wanna know, man
User avatar #142 to #141 - darkdoop (09/15/2014) [-]
you know, the things you don't care people knew

your name
age
home address
social security number
credit card information
passwords

the simple stuff
#143 to #142 - twatter (09/15/2014) [-]
Well my name's Abbie and I'm 20 years old and I live-... hey... wait a gosh darn cotton picking minute here!
Well my name's Abbie and I'm 20 years old and I live-... hey... wait a gosh darn cotton picking minute here!
User avatar #147 to #145 - darkdoop (09/16/2014) [-]
everytime I get online it says I have 1 friend

you're my only friend apparently
User avatar #148 to #147 - twatter (09/16/2014) [-]
What can I say, I'm a nightowl.
User avatar #123 - darkdoop (09/12/2014) [-]
Hey, I hope you don't mind me asking...

Do you still take requests?
please be gentle
User avatar #124 to #123 - twatter (09/12/2014) [-]
If I ever start doing **** again, yes!
But as of now, nope
#128 to #124 - captainsweden (09/14/2014) [-]
>If I ever start doing **** again
User avatar #125 to #124 - darkdoop (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, as I expected :/

But if you do start, can I be at the top of that list?
#126 to #125 - twatter (09/12/2014) [-]
Well of course.   
Who else would be?
Well of course.
Who else would be?
User avatar #118 - vinylgirl (08/29/2014) [-]
thanks for liking my hoo-hoo
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/deGNLqr/My+pussy+as+requested/24#24
you're pretty yourself :3
#119 to #118 - twatter (08/29/2014) [-]
thank you
thank you
User avatar #120 to #119 - vinylgirl (08/29/2014) [-]
*lezzing out intensifies*

lel
User avatar #114 - darkdoop (08/26/2014) [-]
did i miss anything good :,(
User avatar #115 to #114 - twatter (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you were there for the **** thread ages ago.
User avatar #116 to #115 - darkdoop (08/26/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh so i didn't miss anything? awesome. i would've never forgave myself
User avatar #106 - plataeiou ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
The heck did I miss here? o_O
User avatar #108 to #107 - plataeiou ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Seriously, I feel like I missed a **** thing.
#109 to #108 - twatter (08/22/2014) [-]
You did.
You did.
User avatar #110 to #109 - plataeiou ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Should I be sad?
User avatar #111 to #110 - twatter (08/22/2014) [-]
If you like big boobs then yes.
Very.
User avatar #97 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #96 to #95 - twatter (06/08/2014) [-]
Ahaha.
User avatar #94 - xXferaligatrXx (06/07/2014) [-]
Me and my gf thing you have an amazing body
User avatar #89 - blacklightsun (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm here to offer you my gratitude for sharing pics of yourself.
Also, I think your body rocks
User avatar #90 to #89 - twatter (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you. It was an extreme confidence boost, to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #91 to #90 - blacklightsun (06/04/2014) [-]
To be perfectly honest, you boosted something in me as well ;)
A side for the gorgeous bossom and rear, you seem like a nice humble girl. You should be a little more confident. You have great assets.
User avatar #92 to #91 - twatter (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #93 to #92 - blacklightsun (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for the Eye Candy
User avatar #86 - sexualhairassment (06/03/2014) [-]
twatter, your tits are epic!
#87 to #86 - twatter (06/03/2014) [-]
Thanks
Thanks
User avatar #88 to #87 - sexualhairassment (06/03/2014) [-]
I would have had a better word than epic, but I'll be honest, I'm having reduced blood flow to my brain right now.
User avatar #85 - koijoman (06/03/2014) [-]
love your **** !
User avatar #83 - reqiuem (06/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for accepting the friend request !
User avatar #84 to #83 - twatter (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah buddy
#82 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Aww yeah, new friend!
#40 - kingwadesky (05/17/2012) [-]
An attractive girl on the internet? What manner of sorcery is this?
#41 to #40 - twatter (05/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you.
Oh stop it, you.
#38 - krabsan (05/13/2012) [-]
I felt like I had to comment here for some reason
I felt like I had to comment here for some reason
#39 to #38 - twatter (05/13/2012) [-]
k.
k.
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