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Youtube Channel: fuxxxxclutch
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Date Signed Up:2/02/2012
Last Login:3/20/2013
Location:Atlanta
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#47 - what is it with funnyjunk and marriage today? 02/06/2013 on A year and a half? +6
#75 - ** *********** rolled a random comment #500992 … 02/06/2013 on 1st graders 0
#63 - Comment deleted 02/06/2013 on Pot heads 0
#231 - full metal jacket  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on title. 0
User avatar #234 - arsenalthegunners (02/06/2013) [-]
ah yis, ty
#25 - get the camera 02/06/2013 on Wincest Issues 0
#16 - OP 02/06/2013 on Glitter Pubes +6
#33 - Picture 02/05/2013 on Skyrim made Jeopardy! +3
#22 - Thats exactly what I think when my arm falls asleep in the mid… 02/05/2013 on Shake it for me? 0
#21 - considerthefollowing.jpeg I would not mind in the least if my …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Browsing /b/ when.... +2
#22 - wagastragas (02/05/2013) [-]
BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO CONSIDER its just you saying you dont care
#2775 - ** *********** rolled a random comment #2993671 … 02/05/2013 on At Your Wedding +4
#64 - pretty much 02/05/2013 on It´s not rape if she... -1
#302 - ANONS CAN ACTUALLY READ COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on 12 Men -1
User avatar #380 - salts (02/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#296 - Comment deleted 02/05/2013 on 12 Men 0
#30 - If you watch this backwards, its about people who rise from th… 02/05/2013 on pedestrians is kill +1
#10 - What kind of people do you know that are lame enough to actual…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Youtube 0
User avatar #17 - dancokacole (02/05/2013) [-]
in a science class when testing the avg amount of words per minute followed by the avg amount of letters, im a fast talker, deal with it
#13 - Picture 02/05/2013 on Welcome. +21
#28 - ** *********** rolls 628** trips make me happy too 02/05/2013 on Be Happy -1
#18 - related  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on It´s not rape if she... +22
#63 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
did... did i just witness rape?
User avatar #64 - twatmissile (02/05/2013) [-]
pretty much
#64 - everyone's face when  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2013 on title. +30
User avatar #224 - arsenalthegunners (02/06/2013) [-]
do you have the source for this gif sir? thx in advance
User avatar #231 - twatmissile (02/06/2013) [-]
full metal jacket
User avatar #234 - arsenalthegunners (02/06/2013) [-]
ah yis, ty
#29 - ** *********** rolled a random image posted in c… 02/05/2013 on The masterminds behind the... +13
#91 - but if it could go wrong by going wrong but it couldnt not go … 02/05/2013 on Do a barrel roll +1
#47 - ** *********** rolls 82** this thread i… 02/05/2013 on This shit needs to stop 0
#24 - A **** Missile 02/05/2013 on demetri martin comp -1
#82 - how could this have not gone wrong?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Do a barrel roll +41
User avatar #144 - anthonyh (02/05/2013) [-]
He was trying to just swing off straight and parachute down. He still pulled the parachute and survived but he smacked the mountain and hurt himself.
User avatar #90 - siridontcare (02/05/2013) [-]
he has a parachute, my guess was he was planning on fling himself off the cliff and parachuting to safety
#25 - Actually he said "Go **** yourself, anon." 02/05/2013 on Keep it Classy San Diego... +3

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#322 - DjRicky (07/01/2013) [-]
**DjRicky rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at The day after riots **
User avatar #321 - twatmissile (03/04/2013) [-]
** *********** rolls 66**
#318 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
better deliver
User avatar #317 - sao (03/01/2013) [-]
Where's that OC?
User avatar #319 to #317 - twatmissile (03/01/2013) [-]
its there
User avatar #320 to #319 - sao (03/01/2013) [-]
Nice, I like it.
User avatar #313 - twatmissile (02/26/2013) [-]
** *********** rolls 88**
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