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#54 - Fixed.  [+] (2 replies) 01/30/2013 on NSFW -4
#71 - alphajunk (01/30/2013) [-]
Thats the other way around...
#70 - alphajunk has deleted their comment.
#10 - I'm not a pop music fan, but I'm gettin' reeeal tired of all t…  [+] (3 replies) 01/14/2013 on Fill Werrell vs. onedirection +100
#52 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
You have 5 children
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#30 - sanitarysanchez (01/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#12 - pedodelphia (01/14/2013) [-]
**pedodelphia rolled a random image posted in comment #2870606 at MLP Friendly Board ** <my rage

agree, did have no idea what 1D was before everyone posted it
#383 - I really hope some intellectual on Funnyjunk gets this one...  [+] (2 replies) 06/09/2012 on Disregard Earth, Live on Mars +1
#709 - khungboy (06/09/2012) [-]
i didn't but heres a thumb
#415 - anon (06/09/2012) [-]
"You think not? We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things. The only reason we didn't set up hot-dog stands in the midst of the Egyptian temple of Karnak is because it was out of the way and served no large commercial purpose."