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#5 - P stands for Proof  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Dang, I locked it! +2
User avatar #6 - zaaptor (03/13/2014) [-]
It can still be a picture in your folder. can you slide the screen while filming?
#7 - tuxwonder (03/13/2014) [-]

I just spent 15 or 20 minutes uploading that one video to youtube.

I would not be able to spend all that time photoshopping one picture into two different pictures with two different times, one to post as a picture and the other as a video to prove to you guys this is real. I even turned off and on the iPod again. If it was a picture, it would at least ask me to slide to unlock.
User avatar #8 - zaaptor (03/13/2014) [-]
Even though i still dont believe you, how did you manage to lock it for 43 years? as far as I know the iPod had has to been locked for a few years, then put in the wrong code, then get 43 years.
User avatar #14 - drivinsideways (03/14/2014) [-]
It's a common glitch. Happened to my little sisters ipod. It really does stay locked for 43 years unless you take it to the apple store. I have a screenshot on my instagram.
#9 - tuxwonder (03/13/2014) [-]
Gonna be honest, I have no idea how it got locked for that long.

I bought it from a friend about a year ago for $20 because I needed something to play music on, regifted it to my brother, then bam, it got locked. He's been looking up ways to unlock it and hasn't been able to. We might have to synch it with an original computer
User avatar #17 - kovo (03/14/2014) [-]
It has something to do with the internal battery dying completely while the ipod is locked. It will remember when the ipod got locked, and when it should unlock, but the clock will be set to the beginning of its calender 43 years ago.
User avatar #11 - pheonixinstinct (03/14/2014) [-]
if you have a computer with the same account then it hooking it up to that should unlock it
#1 - Timestamp for yall  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on Dang, I locked it! +31
User avatar #12 - noisecontrollers (03/14/2014) [-]
Is it jailbroken? Same thing happened to mine some years ago.
#31 - How the hell is someone supposed to eat three pints of icecrea… 02/20/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#13 - I don't get it, why is he being called a nazi...?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Äcklig pizza är... 0
User avatar #14 - soupkittenagain (01/27/2014) [-]
He looks like a skinhead, which are usually neo-nazi people unless they're not .
#31 - Wait, I feel like this is a joke... Couldn't the same thing be… 01/27/2014 on . 0
#28 - he doesn't. go have fun 08/21/2013 on spoiler in title +1
#20 - I tried the water thing once. At one point, I was in …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on The undead post +3
User avatar #31 - jokeface (07/15/2013) [-]
Well that's gonna be hard for you if you can't even implement the "guaranteed way to make friends" without laughing. That's like walking up to a girl with the intention of trying to fuck her and then just masturbating instead.
User avatar #28 - maskedmask (07/15/2013) [-]
i'll be your friend...my precious...
#8 - I don't get it, can someone fill me in on the news here? 07/02/2013 on Bye Don. -1
#17 - I can't be the only one who thinks that hardly any of these fa… 06/16/2013 on Avatar Trivia Book 2 Edition -4
#638370 - Wasn't quite the answers I was hoping for, WHY exactly do you …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#638405 - reginleaf (05/24/2013) [-]
Brotherhood had a much better ending imo. Probably because it followed the manga.
#638361 - Hey /anime/, which is better: Full Metal Alchemist …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #638550 - yusay (05/24/2013) [-]
If I had to score them:

Brotherhood 8/10
FMA 5/10
User avatar #638388 - boxdweller (05/24/2013) [-]
Brotherhood follows the manga much closer, whereas FMA goes off and does its own little thing (I think it's because the manga was incomplete at that time). I've only seen Brotherhood though, so I can't tell you why most people think it's better than FMA.
User avatar #638378 - creamNscream (05/24/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#638370 - tuxwonder (05/24/2013) [-]
Wasn't quite the answers I was hoping for, WHY exactly do you like one or the other more?
#638405 - reginleaf (05/24/2013) [-]
Brotherhood had a much better ending imo. Probably because it followed the manga.
User avatar #638367 - Jameshaich (05/24/2013) [-]
Neither. Both stupid chinese shit.
User avatar #638366 - samthediv (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #638363 - mikli (05/24/2013) [-]
Most prefer Brotherhood
#267 - Has anyone else noticed how much Funnyjunk's attitude towards …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single +5
User avatar #307 - herpymcderp (05/09/2013) [-]
We have grown up and gotten wiser.
User avatar #285 - laelaps (05/09/2013) [-]
because people are realizing that friend-zone happens for a reason, and that these 'nice guys' deserve it
#235 - Maybe... crazy idea... maybe it wasn't loaded?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Kike.. Oh sorry.. *Cunt -9
User avatar #366 - tippytiptip (05/01/2013) [-]
you are autism incarnate
User avatar #342 - gibroner (05/01/2013) [-]
the very first thing they teach you when learning about gun safety ALWAYS treat a gun like it's loaded NO MATTER WHAT!
User avatar #381 - davidavidson (05/01/2013) [-]
This liberal is too fucking dense to understand that. Please don't waste your time m8
User avatar #321 - thegamerslife (05/01/2013) [-]
you ALWAYS treat a gun like it is loaded.
User avatar #300 - snickerstheif (05/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #275 - Keleth (05/01/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter if its "loaded" or not, if the magazine is in, and the breach is closed, YOU ALWAYS point it in a safe direction and keep the safety on, if you can't follow this simple rule, sell your gun now, you don't deserve one.
User avatar #246 - teoberry (05/01/2013) [-]
See comment 225
#48 - Oh dear god, I just saw that half hour video of it on youtube,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Don't mind if I do 0
User avatar #50 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
it can't be unseen
#516696 - Sup Anime board I need some help finding a new anime …  [+] (23 new replies) 02/17/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#516975 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/17/2013) [-]
Just google the ones that tickle your fancy and see if they're short enough.
User avatar #516926 - kratosalza (02/17/2013) [-]
Haruhi Suzumiya series (make sure you watch the movie because it totally makes up for the second season)
Full Metal Panic!
Spice and Wolf

And I know you don't want anything long but you should give Eureka Seven a try (It's 50 episodes but it's really good).
#516749 - hasai (02/17/2013) [-]
Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica. Short. Good.
Torrent link: www.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&tid=386505
User avatar #516734 - fuckitbucket (02/17/2013) [-]
I'd recommend trying Tengan toppa gurren Lagann
Nice over the top action.
only 25 episodes too
#516733 - fuckitbucket has deleted their comment.
#516730 - tanabata (02/17/2013) [-]
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Princess Knight Catue
Only 3 episodes.
User avatar #516729 - ninjapiratewalrus (02/17/2013) [-]
Hellsing, K, Neon Gensis Evangellion, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
User avatar #516726 - jettom (02/17/2013) [-]
FLCL, One Piece, School Days.
User avatar #516722 - lickilicky (02/17/2013) [-]
School Days
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User avatar #516707 - raffinrox (02/17/2013) [-]
oh yeah also mirai nikki
User avatar #516706 - herecomesjohnny (02/17/2013) [-]
well, do you want something more in the direction of fma or angel beats, for instance?
#516705 - synthuz (02/17/2013) [-]
Kuroko no Basuke
#516846 - ikingdabsy (02/17/2013) [-]
Kuroko was my first (I'm new here) and I enjoyed the hell out of that!
#516848 - synthuz (02/17/2013) [-]
Ohh I am going to do unholy things to your anus~
#516855 - ikingdabsy (02/17/2013) [-]
#516861 - synthuz (02/17/2013) [-]
#516866 - ikingdabsy (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh nothing, carry on
#516870 - synthuz (02/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #516704 - raffinrox (02/17/2013) [-]
black rock shooter
>8 eps
#516703 - lawuser (02/17/2013) [-]
#516701 - mhongmuaali (02/17/2013) [-]
#516699 - boyddamilkman (02/17/2013) [-]
#14 - Hey guise Frsrs, how do you do that.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2013 on Via +1
User avatar #53 - thepandaking (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - rhiaanor (02/08/2013) [-]
its like, via.com or something
User avatar #24 - helenwheels (02/08/2013) [-]

at least I think so, I might be wrong.
#26 - potatomanee (02/08/2013) [-]
theres some website that does it i can't quite remember the name of it
User avatar #27 - helenwheels (02/08/2013) [-]
i learnted 2dai.
#17 - I can't decide if these kids are clever or just retarded... 02/06/2013 on Teacher vs kids -1
#52613 - I believe at the macro level, all of our actions are detemined… 02/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#54 - Fixed.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on NSFW -4
#71 - alphajunk (01/30/2013) [-]
Thats the other way around...
#70 - alphajunk has deleted their comment.
#10 - I'm not a pop music fan, but I'm gettin' reeeal tired of all t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Fill Werrell vs. onedirection +100
#52 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
You have 5 children
User avatar #30 - sanitarysanchez (01/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#12 - pedodelphia (01/14/2013) [-]
**pedodelphia rolled a random image posted in comment #2870606 at MLP Friendly Board ** <my rage

agree, did have no idea what 1D was before everyone posted it
#109 - Yes, yes we do. 01/10/2013 on I have one like this +6
#45 - Comment deleted 01/01/2013 on Would you? 0
#17 - This is vaguely familiar... 09/30/2012 on going somewhere? TAKE MY... 0
#383 - I really hope some intellectual on Funnyjunk gets this one...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on Disregard Earth, Live on Mars +1
#709 - khungboy (06/09/2012) [-]
i didn't but heres a thumb
#415 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
"You think not? We Earth Men have a talent for ruining big, beautiful things. The only reason we didn't set up hot-dog stands in the midst of the Egyptian temple of Karnak is because it was out of the way and served no large commercial purpose."
#325 - DAFUQ BRO. 05/16/2012 on Obama Goes to Ireland -Reup +2
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