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#2969 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
anyway.....

what you up to on your birthday

what is there actually to do for fun in england
User avatar #3019 to #2969 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
Got to put them in their place.

If Alexander the great was more harsh in dealing with his generals his empire would've lasted not broken up the minute he died
#3020 to #3019 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
seriously

mother england held india for 200 years....plenty of time to clean it out and populate it with teacups
nope....you just HAD to keep them as slaves
User avatar #3021 to #3020 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
"slaves"

It was voluntary free labour
#3022 to #3021 - rageblade (6 hours ago) [-]
right so 60 million indians died under british occupation because they were free?
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
They just don't care as much about sanitation

Had nothing to do with our peaceful occupation
#3024 to #3023 - rageblade (3 hours ago) [-]
so you can teach indians to grow crops but you cant teach them what soap and water are for
User avatar #2999 to #2969 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
That's where I was planning on getting it anyway

I'll probably have to sit with a design for a few months before I decide
#3000 to #2999 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
the turtle still begging for change to fund his brokeass $10 tattoo
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Well one of my friends got ******* loads of tattoos and now he hates them

I want to at least sit with it for more then a week before I decide if I want it forever.

I know I wont regret the first one because i'm ******* named after Alexander the great
#3002 to #3001 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
your name is alex?

creepy

my middle name is alexei
User avatar #3003 to #3002 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
and holy **** my middle name is kurzei
#3004 to #3003 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
youre trolling right
#3005 to #3004 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
No my real name is Alexander Konrad Kurzei Turtle
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Nothing gets past you does it
#3008 to #3007 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
Konrad: nothing gets past him because he catches it

Alex: nothing gets past him because it rebounds and smacks him in the face like scott sterling
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
But it still doesn't get past me. The ends justify the broken nose.

I actually have no middle name
#3010 to #3009 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls As I see it, yes**
do turtles parents love him
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
You have the dirty pleb slav version of my name

No name > peasant middle name
#3012 to #3011 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
well if i used the full version of my name it would be Alekzandr

like Tsar Alekzandr Romanov

screw your little alexander....he never had anything the size of mother russia
User avatar #3013 to #3012 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
He went all the way from macedonia through the rest of greece and then egypt, all of the persian empire and halfway through india in one campaign and less then 20 years.

Plus en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_I_of_Russia

Alexander > Alekzandr
#3014 to #3013 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
h that guy...i thought you were talking about some greek or roman guy.....

ive been hanging out with schnizel and soundofwinter too much
User avatar #3025 to #3014 - soundofwinter (2 hours ago) [-]
who r u
#3026 to #3025 - rageblade (2 hours ago) [-]
Konrad

you must kinda remember me
i wanted your nazi gold
User avatar #3027 to #3026 - soundofwinter (2 hours ago) [-]
Oh I remember konrad

But I don't talk to pinkies so I had no idea who you were
#3028 to #3027 - rageblade (1 hour ago) [-]
< what sound thinks of when he sees pinkys
User avatar #3015 to #3014 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Not the Russian one.

I was just showing even in Russia one of the greatest leaders is called Alexander
#3016 to #3015 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
youre still a pleb compared to russia
User avatar #3017 to #3016 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
But i'm also british

The largest empire of all time was british
#3018 to #3017 - rageblade (7 hours ago) [-]
yeah but you didnt do it right

you dont enslave the monkeys you exterminate them...silly teacup
User avatar #2971 to #2969 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
**** all

going out on the weekend but I do that anyway
#2973 to #2971 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin ***** you must be bored to hell
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User avatar #2977 to #2973 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
I might go to a sushi place that just opened.

Never had it before
#2980 to #2977 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
a turtle eating fish

aint that some ****
#2983 to #2980 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Always wanted to try it but for some reason it's not popular at all here
Always wanted to try it but for some reason it's not popular at all here
#2984 to #2983 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
> england
> distrusts foreign stuff
User avatar #2985 to #2984 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
You mean Britbongistan?
#2986 to #2985 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
enjoy the weed while you can before the kebabs make it haram in england
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
oh yeah and i'm getting another tattoo for my birthday

They'll probably make that haram too
#2988 to #2987 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
whats the new tatt gonna be
User avatar #2989 to #2988 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Obviously a glorious tribute to mr death grips my favorite member of the dead grapes

have no fookin clue yet. but i kindof limited what this one could be with the last one I got
#2990 to #2989 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
hell youre british
youre so pale that a pic of a black person on you would look like this
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
I was thinking of getting something small because **** dropping another £180-£240
#2992 to #2991 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
get the avenged sevenfold winged skull as a tatt
#2993 to #2992 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
I was thinking of this

Fooking love the godfather and something that small will be like £10
#2994 to #2993 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
a $10 tattoo

***** are you like atomic poor like kenny from southpark?
User avatar #2995 to #2994 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Shiet i think it would look good and be easy to hide
#2996 to #2995 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
chav too scared to show his tatts?
#2997 to #2996 - turtletroll (15 hours ago) [-]
Found a picture from the artists facebook

It's hard to take a decent picture otherwise
#2998 to #2997 - rageblade (8 hours ago) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll 1, 1-5*"**
**rageblade rolls 1**
turtle should get the tatt on his:

1: arm
2: leg
3: chest
4: face
5: dick
#2964 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
you cockney
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
west german
#2966 to #2965 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin chav
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin kraut
#2968 to #2967 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
enjoy living in kebabland
aka englandistan
User avatar #2962 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
I hate those two. And I think you know exactly who I am talking about.
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
It's like watching two kids fight over some petty ********
User avatar #2970 to #2963 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
It's worse because no one can hit them.
User avatar #2972 to #2970 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
A ban is kind of like hitting them

especially considering how much they care about thumbs
User avatar #2976 to #2972 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure one of them does care about thumbs. Both are convinced they can "win" though. And god forbid you don't believe Konrad's ******** 100%. Then you are nothing more than a traitor to him.
#2974 to #2972 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
heres a plan Turty

Wallzy lives in denmark....you need to take him up to the town of christiania where most danes are stoners
turtle smoking dank danish kush?
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
implying i have enough money
#2978 to #2975 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
be a good chav
steal it like you do
User avatar #2981 to #2978 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
implying anyone has anything of value to steal
#2982 to #2981 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
good point
it is england after all
#2953 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls It is certain**
should i find Turtle a british Overly Attached Girlfriend
User avatar #2954 to #2953 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
better a psycho one then no gf at all
#2955 to #2954 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
unless they have british vags

seriously WHY does england have the highest occurrence of this
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
British teethcare is notoriously bad

When we eat out a girl they just fall out and get stuck there
#2957 to #2956 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
hmmm reminds me
manga had a girl who fits british image

undergroundanimation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wicked_City-05.jpg
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Weeb confirmed
#2959 to #2958 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
turtle = weeb
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't talk to me like that on my birthday you fag
#2915 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
*dresses turtle up in one of elton johns sparkly outfits*
User avatar #2936 to #2915 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I got a player in fifa 13 who had 98 pace.

The rest of his skills were **** so I just discarded him thinking he wasnt worth much

Realize later that I couldve bought an entire great team with what he was worth
#2937 to #2936 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll really Scott Sterling
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Greatest goalkeeper in the world

No ball gets past his impenetrable face of steel
#2939 to #2938 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
if only he had a turtle shell...hed never have gotten the multiple concussions
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID
#2941 to #2940 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 to #2944 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 to #2946 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 to #2948 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 to #2950 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
User avatar #2916 to #2915 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
*sets fire to self*
#2917 to #2916 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
fire = flame = flaming = turtle is a flaming homo
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
a gay mind is a gay kind
#2919 to #2918 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
so why dont you accept being gay

british be gay
User avatar #2920 to #2919 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head
#2921 to #2920 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you ******* put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 to #2922 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 to #2924 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 to #2926 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 to #2928 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and ******* each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 to #2930 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 to #2932 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 to #2934 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
User avatar #2900 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
SIT IN THE DARK AND PONDER HOW I'M FIT TO MAKE THE BOTTOM FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEY ALL
FALL
DOOOOOOWN
YAH
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
OUT OF THE SHADOWS BARRAGE OF WITCH TONGUE
COBRA SPIT OVER APOCALYPTIC CULT KILLER CAULDREN SMOKE
STOMP MUSIC SERIOUSLY YAH
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
So how about that Jenny Death holy **** AOTY
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
The powers that B as a whole is ******* 10/10
#2906 to #2905 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork records original vocals for Death Grips
User avatar #2907 to #2906 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
And her new album aswell though

Been a good year for music and were only 3 months in
#2908 to #2907 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork tells you to have a sad cum

Also yes it has been a good year
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Do you like Kendricks new album?

That's another 10/10 imo

******* rare to get 2 near perfect albums in one month
User avatar #2912 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
holy **** TPAB is amazing
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I can't decide which one I like more.

TPAB or TPTB
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I think it's a tie for me
User avatar #2911 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
Just finished GKMC. Pretty damn good.
Time for TPAB
User avatar #2910 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I haven't listened to it yet I've been but I've been meaning to. I have to listen to Good Kid M.A.A.D. City first though. I'll probably do that right now after I finish listening to Jenny Death for the 17238283562856th time this week.
#2885 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
gay marriage will lead to people ******* turtles
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
implying we'd let a ******* lower class specie like humans bring us down like that
#2887 to #2886 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
whats your opinion on bats
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Gives you diseases.

Otherwise they're like bird dogs
#2889 to #2888 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
ill be sure to have bats squirt guano all over your turtles
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We have shells that protect us from all diseases and attacks.

Nice try
#2891 to #2890 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so youre okay with stuff ******** on your clothes as long as it doesnt touch skin?
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We're turtles.

We live in the sea unlike those pleb tortoises. The mother ocean will clean our shells.
#2893 to #2892 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
unless you go near american waters

then your people are ******
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Sneaky jews and their sneaky plastic traps looking like jellyfish and ****
#2895 to #2894 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so you'll need schnizel syrianassassin and i to help remove kikes
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We took hitlers gene seed and will bring him back when the time is right.

They will have their day
#2897 to #2896 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
Schnizel already has space marines on the way
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And we have their leader.

It's all coming together. Snizel will probably get killed for being a bosnian but he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it
#2899 to #2898 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
idk
his father survived the yugoslav wars....sniz was raised by a survivor
#2884 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Anne Frank.**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #2882 to #2880 - turtletroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I got 4 votes

Im surprised that many people know me
#2883 to #2882 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
possibly joshlol ************ lordgeneral and another brit wanting you in the teacup gay pile
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#2875 - rageblade (03/24/2015) [-]
oi m8y
wake the bloody hell up and talk with me
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Are you kidding

I went to sleep at like 7pm I was so tired. **** hanging around until 3 in the morning to talk to your banned ass
#2878 to #2876 - rageblade (03/25/2015) [-]
sleep is for the weak you git
#2862 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Treat me well.
User avatar #2849 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Been watching March Madness?
User avatar #2873 to #2849 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Im definitely going into mechanical either way but still it's irritating because electronics is obviously going to come into the tests and our coursework in that class is graded aswell
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
What components other than power source, resistors, and switches have you used? Keep in mind speaker, LEDs etc are all essentially resistors.
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
We don't ever really get american football here

The superbowl is the only time I ever see it on TV
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Psst. March Madness is basketball.
User avatar #2853 to #2851 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Well then we definitely don't get that

Don't really like basketball either to be honest
User avatar #2855 to #2853 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
68 teams enter, 1 leaves.
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Basketball just doesnt interest me

I just find it really boring to watch
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
I bet your college doesn't even have sports.
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Got a football team I think
#2859 to #2858 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
"You think"

>Not having a 85000 seat stadium on your campus.
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Most people either play for a professional team or just like playing for fun
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Here in America we force players to play in college for at least 3 years before going to the pros. But hey, at least they are compensated with a college education.
User avatar #2863 to #2861 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Professional teams pick up people from really young ages for training.

My dad's friends son is 6 and had offers from manchester united and a lot of other big teams for training.
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Are British colleges even fun?
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
its almost like school

I can walk there in 20 minutes and im only in for 3 days
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Well. I'm in there for 5. But only one class on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. And I live on campus. And I skip on a lot of classes. I remember when I used to feel guilty about it.
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Tomorrow i'm only in for like 3 hours

The other two days are until 5.
User avatar #2868 to #2867 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Wouldn't happen to know robotics would you? Gotta test tomorrow lol. Only 4 more test until I am done with tests forever. Unless I decide to go back to grad school sometime in the future.
User avatar #2869 to #2868 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm doing engineering and the electronics side is so let down by the teacher I don't know a ******* thing.

If he knew what he was doing I might know a thing or two but honestly at this point I still don't know how to make basic circuits
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, I could help you with that. Of course I am Mechanical so I only know basic circuits. Are you talking physics or a dedicated electronics class?
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. He just throws a circuit board at us with pieces and we just solder them in. We've all complained about him a hundred times but the college has done **** all
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Sounds like electronics. All you need to know is the KCL, KVL, V=IR, and P=IV. Once you start throwing in OP amps and micro controllers it gets harder though.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
But the madness! Upsets, brackets destroyed!
#2848 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
*prods turtles tummy*

you porker
#2843 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Handcuffs, without the key.**
how fat is turtletroll
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
So my wrists are so fat if you put on handcuffs they are just stuck on tight
#2845 to #2844 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
youre so fat the handcuffs barely fit around one of your fingers

turtletroll is actually american
User avatar #2846 to #2845 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
No im british so only my wrists are fat
#2847 to #2846 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
#2840 - rageblade (03/20/2015) [-]
and then this one time......when turtletroll was at a pub...and the bartender needed to make a drink that had lime juice....he stabbed turtletroll and collected his limey blood juice to mix in the drink

fukken crumpet munching limey teacup
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
God I hate it when that happens

The amount of times i've been stabbed for tea or lime is insane
User avatar #2835 - Epicgetguy (03/19/2015) [-]
Psst, hey.

Jenny Death Now.
User avatar #2836 to #2835 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
DEAR LAWDY

Im not ready
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Turned off though holy ****
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Im so hyped

Been waiting 10 months for this and I preordered the album
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"island stealing **** " seems more appropriate for someone british
#2821 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
Hitler: we remove gypsies
Churchill: nope...dont do it
Hitler: we gun do it anyway
Churchill: okay invasion time
Hitler: WTF BRO
Eisenhauer: RAPE TIME
Stalin: SPITROAST GERMANY
Hitler: ****** bandwagoners
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
More like

"Dont you invade poland"
"We got a reason doe"
"u wot m8"

Then japan commits sudoku by attacking america and then hitler goes and declares war on russia because it was inevitable

And the Italians. Holy **** even with german support they couldnt beat Greece. They are ******* useless
#2824 to #2823 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
they left mirrors all over the place and the italians stopped to look at themselves instead of fight

vain twats
User avatar #2825 to #2824 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"Lets just leave some tomatos and pepper as a trap"
"mama mia letsa make some spaghetti"
#2826 to #2825 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easy way to beat italians

< hang some question mark bricks just above head height and watch the italians bang their heads into them trying to get coins or mushrooms out of them
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Open a coffee shop and cover it in mines

Watch them run to their death like moths to a flame
#2828 to #2827 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
nah id get too many white milennial girls in there before italians

plus they wouldnt even know theyre dead because they never look up from their phones
User avatar #2829 to #2828 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"lol just got blown up haha "
#2830 to #2829 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easiest way to fight british troops

scream "omg commandos snuck in and stole the tea" and watch the retreat to make sure
#2831 to #2830 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
implying we hadnt already drunk it all

Our real weakness is saying "have you heard america is backing out"

im going bed now. Too tired to be dealing with your goon ass
#2832 to #2831 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#2807 - rageblade (03/17/2015) [-]
hey Nigel
hows me favorite cockney
User avatar #2808 to #2807 - turtletroll (03/17/2015) [-]
hows me favorite west german
#2809 to #2808 - rageblade (03/18/2015) [-]
.......well played you bastard
#2810 to #2809 - turtletroll (03/18/2015) [-]
Your move mr kraut
#2813 to #2810 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
did it hurt losing the british empire...once you used to be able to just make indians give you tea now you actually have to pay for it

wrekt
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
At least i'm allowed to be white in my own country you anti semite
#2815 to #2814 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
im sorry,,,.....how many arabs are in the UK

at least we dont have neighborhoods where theres so many of them they can go whole days without ever speaking the national language

england = turkey 2.0
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
I live in kebab territory

I might aswell migrate to iraq at this point

#2817 to #2816 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
englandistan
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Take them over gypsies anyday
#2819 to #2818 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
well we tried removing gypsies but then you allies invaded us to save them
User avatar #2820 to #2819 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Biggest mistake ever

Britain almost allied with germoney aswell too bad you hopped on the invade train too early
#2822 to #2820 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
kinda ****** up given General hindenburg said in ww1 "never again trust the italians"

then hitler gets to power...italy acts like a dick while england begs to join germany.,.hitler takes italy

fukken jew sperg
#2811 to #2810 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
here
i found your family photo

you limey bastard
#2812 to #2811 - turtletroll (03/18/2015) [-]
you are clearly very ignorant   
   
We british are very understanding of different cultures as shown here
you are clearly very ignorant

We british are very understanding of different cultures as shown here
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