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#614 to #579 - syrianassassin (07/11/2014) [-]
turtletroll
turtletroll
User avatar #615 to #614 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
BUZZ LOOK A PLANE!
#617 to #616 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
What is it with you and jews
What is it with you and jews
#619 to #618 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
What is there to understand.

"Hi syrianass whats up"

"Kek heres a jew gif"
#621 to #620 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
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#623 to #622 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
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#625 to #624 - turtletroll ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
You when dead american soldiers
You when dead american soldiers
#580 to #579 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Not rehab   
   
Thats where addictions go to die
Not rehab

Thats where addictions go to die
User avatar #581 to #580 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
hence the response

im sure youd say that
#582 to #581 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
You will never take me alive
You will never take me alive
User avatar #583 to #582 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
we can shoot you with a couple tranqulizer darts and when you pass out...tie you down and send you to rehab
#584 to #583 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
User avatar #585 to #584 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
fine
we'll just board up your bedroom windows and lock the door from the outside, and cut a small slot in the door to pass you trays of food

we'll make you wait it out in your own room till youre clean
#586 to #585 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures 						******					 and pumps it straight into the blood stream
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures ****** and pumps it straight into the blood stream
User avatar #587 to #586 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
then we'll slip detox meds into your food till your body adjusts to stop making drugs
#588 to #587 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I will just have to resort to holding my breath for long periods of time until I get high or die
User avatar #589 to #588 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
fine we'll tie you down and put an oxygen tube up your nose to force you to breathe and a feeding tube in your mouth to force feed you
#590 to #589 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #591 to #590 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
we'll clean you up and do a clockwork orange and progrm you to be anti-drug
User avatar #596 to #591 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Turtletroll - Anti drug

kek

And should we send snizel to a tolerance camp?
User avatar #597 to #596 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
hell hes no racist he'd turn the blackest of africans into gentleman of colorhaters just by force of will
User avatar #598 to #597 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
You're right snizel is not a racist.

He is so tolerant he doesn't tolerate intolerance
User avatar #599 to #598 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
i meant so racist

Schnizel is so racist his poo comes out white
User avatar #600 to #599 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
So he is like a sea gull?
User avatar #601 to #600 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
well given how ive seen seagulls....

they gang up on smaller brown pigeons.....as if to tell the darkie **** oiff...but when a big brown seagull comes near...white gulls run away

yeah Snizgulls
#612 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Syrian assassin isnt a bird. He is Buzz Lightyear
#613 to #612 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
syrianassassin is a cat
User avatar #610 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
is definitely a pigeon.

He even goes around asking for donations like pigeons with food
User avatar #611 to #610 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
or is my big black penetrative daddy more like a seagull


you know...those ones that make alot of noise when someone has food and there are other gulls around.and go to the point that attack other gulls to put themselves first
User avatar #608 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Hes a pigeon because he ***** on everything and is british.

Also the middle earth eagles would only help gandalf 3 times.
User avatar #609 to #608 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
you want people who **** on everything......

that would make Phan, Dash, and pigeons
User avatar #606 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Muddy is a pigeon
Syrian is a American passenger airliner cos 9/11
And you are obviously one of the eagles from lord of the rings
#607 to #606 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah, given how ive seen pigeons pretty much rape people being all over them, ************ is a pigeon

< and im a middle earth eagle am i?
User avatar #604 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
So if we were birds what would we be?

Dampng would be a bald eagle.
I would be a bird of paradise
And you would be a vulture
User avatar #605 to #604 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
im no scavenger,..id be a hawk or other predatory biord
User avatar #602 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Schnizel is a seagull.

Confirmed
User avatar #603 to #602 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
right down to the point he flies over people and ***** on them from above
User avatar #592 to #591 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Youre working for the reptillian shapeshifters arent you?

They want to deprive us of a self introspective trip which opens your eyes to their presence
User avatar #593 to #592 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
i dont do drugs and i see the schemes everywhere....


doing drugs just makes you too relaxed to take action
#594 to #593 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
kek you just dont know that ive been injecting pure THC into your food and drinks
User avatar #595 to #594 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Preomnor

my body says byebye to unnatural substances
User avatar #626 to #595 - turtletroll ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
w33d aynt unnaterul u fukin kunt fuk u fukin ideit
User avatar #627 to #626 - konradkurze (5 hours ago) [-]
smoking anything is unnatural hence coughing....aka lung rejecting it
User avatar #631 to #627 - turtletroll ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Kurzey something strange happened last night.

I was in town with friends and when i was coming out of a club i gave this homeless guy 50p and he gave me 40 kroners.

He said "nahh mate take this pal it aint worth owt hav a good night"
User avatar #630 to #627 - turtletroll ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
r u sayin afrikans r monkees? fukin rasist kunt fuk u m8 kunt fukin nok u owt m8 fukin prik kunt fukin nobhead kunt fukin askin 2 be sparked owt m8 fukin kunt
User avatar #628 to #627 - turtletroll ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
than y do th afrikan trybe mastur rase do it?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????? xD u hav ben culteralee enrichd kunt
User avatar #629 to #628 - konradkurze (5 hours ago) [-]
because some animals do really stupid things

ive seen chimps try playing in the trees right aftre it rains then wonder why they slip and fall.......apes smoking drugs....similar deal....less brain power to understand doing something wrong
#530 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll need booze
User avatar #548 to #530 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 2** can turtletroll and konradkurze suck each other *****
User avatar #561 to #548 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
well....looks like the ball has spoken
User avatar #565 to #562 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrry loves his snizzy...missed him so bad when he was gone and soo happy when he came back'

sounds like love
User avatar #549 to #548 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 1**

Can snizzy and syrian
User avatar #552 to #551 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't be embarrassed. I believe in gay rights. You two will be happy together.
#554 to #553 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Le may may gif
#556 to #555 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you doing
What are you doing
#558 to #557 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
#559 to #558 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 0**/11
#560 to #559 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
You're a strange person
#566 to #563 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
&quot;Syrianassassin replied to your comment&quot;    
   
I bet its about jews. Oh look
"Syrianassassin replied to your comment"

I bet its about jews. Oh look
#573 to #568 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
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#574 to #573 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
let us go jihad on the religion board
let us go jihad on the religion board
User avatar #575 to #574 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
im atheeizt though
User avatar #577 to #575 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
atheist or anything you are cool with me, just dont get in my business
User avatar #578 to #577 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
******* muslim bitch why are you religious fuk u m8 be atheist or else ******* wot m8 fuk u prik kunt fukin kunt fuk u fuk

jk
User avatar #550 to #549 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #531 to #530 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I do have a bottle of Jack Daniels that I haven't even started to drink
User avatar #532 to #531 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
magic 8ball

is turtletroll homo
User avatar #533 to #532 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I told you im not gay i just happen to suck dick
User avatar #534 to #533 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll have a crush on zahnrad
User avatar #535 to #534 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont know who that is
User avatar #536 to #535 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
hes a friendly attention whore
User avatar #538 to #537 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
a million times less gay than muddy
User avatar #539 to #538 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Male gangbangs are a million times less gay then muddy

I wonder is snissy is still being gang raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #540 to #539 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont think he ***** 50 of them

just syrianassassin
User avatar #541 to #540 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love then comes marriage then comes some ******* weird ass kebab bosnian man baby mutant thing in a baby carriage
User avatar #542 to #541 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and Schnizel
sitting in a tree
F U C K I N G

first comes sex
then comes aids
then comes more homos in their parades
User avatar #544 to #542 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I always imagined snizy and syriankebab coming out to eachother to this song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYobPvaimw4

Over coming their racial barriers in the name of love.
User avatar #545 to #544 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
well to be perfectly honest....they fight alot. but when sniz disappeared for 2 weeks, syrian started crying, he thought sniz had died and missed him so bad
User avatar #547 to #545 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
What is if snizzy died and is now a zombie?!
#564 to #547 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
he'd be a movie star
#567 to #564 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Look at this captcha i just got kek #420
User avatar #570 to #567 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
you such a stoner even FJ knows it
#571 to #570 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Raven best site on the internet
Raven best site on the internet
User avatar #572 to #571 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol i meant to type funn yjunk
User avatar #546 to #545 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
"I forgot what I started fighting for"

It the perfect song for their love
User avatar #543 to #542 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel in the back of a taxi
S U C K I N G
First comes a reach around
Then comes mouth
Then comes schnizels ass being pound
User avatar #498 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
is turtletroll having a sulk about death grips?
User avatar #499 to #498 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes Its been a emotional week. Death grips is gone but Pink Floyd are making a new album.

I don't know how to feel
User avatar #500 to #499 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
be happy what you still have....
User avatar #501 to #500 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I have to move on/ #RIP derth grerps you will be missed by me and like 100 other people.

User avatar #502 to #501 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
im sure you'll fap to their pictures enough to keep their memory alive
#503 to #502 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
One of their album covers.

Im not sure i want to fap to this
#504 to #503 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
id fap to that

then again im a slaanesh cultist
User avatar #505 to #504 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
You'd fap to Tyranid Rule 34
User avatar #507 to #506 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
But the question is. What wont you fap to?

What about a video of schnizel being raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #508 to #507 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
wont fap to lolis, gore, or scheisse porn

wont watch schnizel porn.....fat guys are a turn off
#510 to #509 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
turtletroll faps to this
User avatar #511 to #510 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I love grape porn. Love watching some slut getting graped
#512 to #511 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will turtletroll get graped in the mouth
User avatar #513 to #512 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 3**

Hope its one
User avatar #514 to #513 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #515 to #514 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #516 to #515 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Will I ever get graped

*roll 2*
User avatar #527 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #529 to #527 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Well im gonna go do it anyway

Deth Greps > Ur mosher metul musik xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


#REKT
User avatar #526 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #528 to #526 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
For **** sake kurzey
User avatar #524 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**

is the conch made in taiwan
User avatar #525 to #524 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
IT CANT EVEN ANSWER THAT

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS **** CONCH
User avatar #522 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**

should i cut open a hole in turtletrolls head and plant weed seeds in his brain so he has a weed plant grow out of his own head like Harold the ghoul from fallout
User avatar #523 to #522 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
This conch has not given us one straight answer

Its not magic
User avatar #520 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
should turtletroll delete his account
User avatar #521 to #520 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
This magic conch dont know shiet
User avatar #518 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does turtletroll stash drugs up his butt
User avatar #519 to #518 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Delete pls

*roll 1*
User avatar #517 to #516 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 8**
User avatar #483 to #482 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I do drugs that havent even been invented yet
User avatar #484 to #483 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
hell

your body invents drugs from the chemical cocktail in your blood

youre so drugged up you sneeze concentrated meth
User avatar #485 to #484 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
My body is a chemical landfill site

Yesterday I snorted some Uranium. I dont get what all the fuss is about although I did get so high I grew a extra arm. Funny thing is that I must still be high because I still have the extra arm
User avatar #486 to #485 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
seriously
youre so drugged up im surprised the army hasnt sealed you in a lead -lined drum like toxic wastes usually goes into

seriously....im sure graveyards hire armed guards to stop you going in there...all those drugs in you are possibly so potent if you pissed on a dead person you'd possibly revive them

The Return Of The Living Dead II
User avatar #487 to #486 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
You don't understand kurze.

They use me as the drum. I absorb all chemical waste and **** it out totally harmless to the enviroment
User avatar #488 to #487 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 to #488 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 to #489 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 to #490 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 to #491 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 to #492 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 to #493 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 to #494 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 to #495 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#476 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
User avatar #479 to #476 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Maybe I troll trolls who troll trolls, that makes me a troll troller troll
#480 to #479 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
no. this is called paradox
no. this is called paradox
User avatar #477 to #476 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
trollception
User avatar #497 to #452 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I am no longer upset about death grips quitting. Cos theres a new Pink Floyd album coming out.

Aww yissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
User avatar #454 to #452 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

Now i am of high stoned to song
User avatar #453 to #452 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
best thing i ever heard 100000/10 genius
User avatar #456 to #455 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
This video contains content from UMG, Channel 5, UMPG Publishing, PRS CS, EMI Music Publishing and UMPI, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

The jews did this
User avatar #457 to #456 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
Craig Trippin'

turtletroll moment
User avatar #458 to #457 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
"You a funny lookin ******** "

Turtletroll has been saying for the past 5 hours to a glass of water
User avatar #459 to #458 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
im scared to ask what you've halluncinated
User avatar #460 to #459 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Well this one time I imagined up this crazy thing called the internet and a sort of gathering place on it. We will just call it a website for now and on it i imagined up crazy people like this one nazi guy called snisel and konradkurze. lol **** was cash
User avatar #461 to #460 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
what if....
Schnizel isnt real and hes just a figment of a collective drug hallucination....

and that 2 weeks he was 'offline' was just a break in the drug buzz before we got dosed up again then we imagined him again
User avatar #462 to #461 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Holy shiet.

What if we're all just a part of a M. Night Shyamalam movie?
User avatar #463 to #462 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
nah hes not smart enough to direct FJ

FJ is more like a Tarantino film,,..serious wtfs all the way through
#464 to #463 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Kurze playing Jules and I play Vincent.

Schnizel can be Marcellus

User avatar #467 to #466 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
You getting raped ******
User avatar #465 to #464 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
hell i aint playing the monkey
you be jules....im more likely to be vincent and accidentally shoot someone in the head
User avatar #470 to #465 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
But don't you also die?
User avatar #471 to #470 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
yeah but i get the quirk or being killed because of a poptart
User avatar #472 to #471 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Lets be honest.

Jules was the best character by far
User avatar #473 to #472 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
meh
more vibrant but i preferred bruce willis
User avatar #475 to #473 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
And funnier
User avatar #474 to #473 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
"I held this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for 3 years"
User avatar #481 to #474 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
wasnt that the old army guy who served with bruces dad
User avatar #468 to #465 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I liked Jules better anyway
#430 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
i heard you are a good troll
i heard you are a good troll
User avatar #431 to #430 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
lol ****** 9/11 was good lol fuk gaysz
#432 to #431 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3**/11
User avatar #433 to #432 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 4**
#435 to #434 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey that's our word only we can use it.   
   
Resjist
Hey that's our word only we can use it.

Resjist
#436 to #435 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
im muslim thats funny
im muslim thats funny
#437 to #436 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I guessed
I guessed
#439 to #438 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Atheist master belief
#442 to #441 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no jew
I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no jew
#446 to #445 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
mfw i think of the 6 gazillion kabillion batrillion    
   
need to pay reparations to jews increases
mfw i think of the 6 gazillion kabillion batrillion

need to pay reparations to jews increases
User avatar #448 to #447 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
ov vey somebody is using facts. SHUT IT DOWN
#450 to #449 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Even jewish pizzas get baked.

Remember the 80000000000 quadrillion
User avatar #440 to #439 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
The **** is with that picture quality
User avatar #421 - tranquilizer (07/02/2014) [-]
Couldn't reply for some reason

I got my text on one of admin's contests, I was promised "yellow" text for best comments on the contest but got this ****** color instead.

You should've gotten color on that 500 comment
Dunno why you didn't
Maybe it's just late
User avatar #413 - konradkurze (06/29/2014) [-]
this is what goes on inside turtletrolls head

Baaa
User avatar #405 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
i like the irony of how Ice T went from being the ultimate ' **** the police' guy to being a ******** police detective in law and order
User avatar #406 to #405 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
They all grow out of it

It's like the edgy teens trying to copy slipknot except its about shooting ******
User avatar #407 to #406 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
rap: grow out of it

metal: keep that **** for a lifetime
User avatar #408 to #407 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah metal is a way more varied genre

But still hip hop has its little gems but ive been listening to metal since i was 8 and I aint ever letting that **** go
User avatar #409 to #408 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
yea but then how many rappers keep going and stay any good, they pretty much turn to **** ....while other music like metal, rock and others kep going

acdc, metallica, ozzy, and more...theyll probably be dead before they stop
User avatar #410 to #409 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Its only been going 20 years though metal has been going 50

#1 - Iron Maiden
#2 - Megadeth
#3 - Metallica
User avatar #411 to #410 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah but its gone downhill pretty quick.....

yeah metal has been pissed on by people who think growling like they have throat cancer is somehow 'singing' where you cant understand **** but sheep love it because it sounds rough.....but still by and large the genre has talent

rap is kinda like the short bus version of music for people too stupid to create actual soul music like hendrix, james brown and others who actually put messages in the songs instead of 'ooga booga kill cops, do drugs, smack bitches, " that modern rap is about
User avatar #412 to #411 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
The only band from the new wave i like is Killswitch engage and I only think theyre okay.

Bring me the horizon actually had a couple of decent songs I thought on their newest album. They ******* suck live though
#354 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
you must remember Roll
that little bundle of hyperactive gay love
#355 to #354 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I dont know dis niga
I dont know dis niga
User avatar #356 to #355 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/roll

Roll is love
Roll is life
Rolls gonna make
You his wife
User avatar #357 to #356 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I love your poems
User avatar #358 to #357 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
once upon a time
there was a turtletroll
and ******* all the bitches
was his lifelong goal

he decided that he would
never ever leave his bed
******* bitches one by one
til the day that he was dead

#359 to #358 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #360 to #359 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
one day turtletroll thought
he should try **********
he we to joshlols house and
ended up in the gay pile

turtletroll then cried so much
for being ****** by many men
but his ass stopped hurting
he went back for sex again

turtletrolls butt saw more rubber
than 20 miles of interstate
when asked wht he thought
he said gay manlove is great
#361 to #360 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
It was good until you made me gay
It was good until you made me gay
User avatar #363 to #361 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
many years of mansex
that turtletroll endured
then he found a lesbo
and then turtletroll was cured

he slipped the lesbo sausage
and made real woman or her
by showing that manly men
can also go down on her

turtletroll knows not what
sexuality he really is
all he knows or cares for
is about what makes him jizz
User avatar #364 to #363 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Thats more like it.

I aint no faget i just happen to like sex with men
User avatar #366 to #364 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
reminds me of an episode of law&order where ice t found out some guys poker group was a front for gay sex

he starts trying to question one guy about his secret gay life, the guy jumps up and says "it aint like that bruh....we all have wives and girlfriends......we have relationships with women,,,,just sex with men"....ice t says "well i hate to break it to you bruh, it means youre gay"
User avatar #367 to #366 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I AINT GAY I JUST LIKE COCK ****** ****** ****
User avatar #368 to #367 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
and big mushroom shaped turtle dicks huh
User avatar #369 to #368 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah

Only god can judge me
#370 to #369 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
well god made all men the way they are, so he made you gay

so he wont judge you, hes just watching to see you work the way he designed
#371 to #370 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
One more time and youre getting the back of my fin
One more time and youre getting the back of my fin
User avatar #372 to #371 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party, sparkle party

"German Sparkle Party" by The Something Experience (.com) official video
User avatar #404 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
The Roots - What They Do (No Subtitles)

You might like this. It's basically talking about how gangsta rappers are destroying what Hip Hop is about. Even the music video is a parody of a typical hip hop music video
User avatar #403 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean.

Eminem had samples from choruses from other songs in his songs like Sing for the moment had dream on by aerosmith and stan had that one song by Dido but atleast he made his own instrumentals and everything but just used a sample from another song.

User avatar #397 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
It's clever music so I don't see why just because it has rapping in it it's automatically bad
User avatar #398 to #397 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
because the rap / hiphop industry cranks out retard after retard who gets forgotten in a year or two, and gets an actual talented singer out of the bulk while other music genres have to work hard to get anywhere and make memorable singers/bands

kinda tired of hearing rap **** literally everywhere......

and also the main reason that music festival 'big day out' failed down in australia/new zealand is because they kped pushing out other singers to bring in more rapfags, then found out the hard way most rap fans there are poor as **** or unemployed and cant afford the tickets to the gig and other music fans wont go if theres only a few songs by their genres
User avatar #400 to #398 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
The Roots had great instrumentals Just listen to the guns are drawn

Nas was one of the first to do the whole gangsta rap thing and it wasnt about poppin caps in ****** it was more to do with how stupid these coons are for doing it. Wu Tang clans music was influenced by eastern asian music and had loads of references to martial art films like what bruce lee did. And death grips is the most schizophrenic, paranoid and crazy music ive heard
User avatar #402 to #400 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
just remembered

THIS ************ is the best semi-rap singer

Ice-T - Ricochet [ Dirty,HD ] + Lyrics !
User avatar #399 to #398 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah most rap is bad I agree but the early 90s stuff has some gems.

The Roots - Things fall apart. Is one of my favorite albums of all time along with illmatic by nas and 32 chambers by wu tang clan.

They actually had some talent and creativity but now theyve been ripped off so hard by **** talentless ***** that what they did has been bastardized to the point that I almost agree with you.
User avatar #401 to #399 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
i even heard some guy listening to some rap music where its just someone singing new lyrics over MC hammers 'cant touch this'

like seriously has rap got THAT bad, the new singers are pure taking the original music and putting their own words to it......

its one thing for singers to make parodies like al yankovic taking jackson's 'beat it' and making 'eat it' as a joke song....but taking the music and just adding new words for a serious song?

between that and singers taking their own songs and just speeding up the beat to call it a new song, makes me sad for the music industry
User avatar #393 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I like Cream by Wu Tang Clan

I ******* love deathgrips i dont even know why
#394 to #393 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
you like your monkey music?
User avatar #395 to #394 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Death Grips is actually really creative stuff though

And only one of them is black so Yolo
User avatar #396 to #395 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
wiggers - white monkeys
User avatar #389 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
All music is real music bich Burzum - Dunkelheit
User avatar #390 to #389 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
chimp noise is not music

music is anything not rap or hiphop

here have a classic
Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son
User avatar #391 to #390 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Some Hiphop is good
User avatar #392 to #391 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
the only 2 rap songs i could say are good are the original GTA song some of us grew up with,,and cypress hill - rap superstar

Grand Theft Auto Theme (Joyride by Da Shootaz)
User avatar #384 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
That works too.

Im seeing them live next month. Along with Maiden and Slayer
User avatar #386 to #385 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Warhammer 40k- Ultramarines [Sabaton- Union]
User avatar #388 to #386 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
**** your ultrasmurfs

here have real music

HMKids - Lost in the Darkness (Night Hunter Konrad Curze / Конрад Кёрз)
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User avatar #380 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Death Grips - Guillotine (It goes Yah)

The song that is always playing in my head 24/7
User avatar #381 to #380 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

very turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

turtle turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party
User avatar #382 to #381 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
ONLY THROUGH IRON MAIDEN CAN THIS CATCHY GAY **** BE PURGED
User avatar #373 to #372 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Megadeth-Holy Wars...The Punishment Due(Studio Version)

Need to clean my ears of that mess
User avatar #374 to #373 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
*has the tv show 'queer eye for the straight guy' come visit you to give you a makeover*
User avatar #378 to #374 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Yes they are. I saw the southpark episode
User avatar #379 to #378 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
and family guy said gays are like chestburster aliens
User avatar #376 to #374 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Anyway aren't they crab people?
User avatar #377 to #376 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
no but they can give you crabs
User avatar #375 to #374 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Maybe we could have a hot gay orgyyyyyy i mean erm **** fagits
#362 to #361 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #324 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
and then in the middle of a conversation....turtletroll leaves to go fap to turtle porn

rood
User avatar #346 to #324 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
The only thing rood here is your hate for turtle-human relationships
User avatar #349 to #346 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
not true
i fap to porn of the ninja turtles ******* april
#365 to #349 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Why
Why
#321 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #322 to #321 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Ay fuk u mang
User avatar #315 to #314 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
I totally forgot about that song

thanks *****
User avatar #316 to #315 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
see, youre happy

now i know what turtle loves
User avatar #318 to #316 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I also like turtles
User avatar #320 to #319 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
People are never going to let that go.

Everywhere I go it's always "why do you like turtles" and "why do you have zombie facepaint on always? and what does that have to do with turtles".

I dont gotta explain myself to no *****
User avatar #323 to #320 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
but we know how much toy 'like' turtles

every time you visit a pet store or aquarium and see turtles....it ends up with security dragging ouy out before you molest them
User avatar #325 to #323 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Hey that turtle was giving me the eye
User avatar #326 to #325 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
< turtletroll when he sees turtles

The Animal - goat scene
User avatar #328 to #326 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
And you're just jealous you don't have a true love

Mine just happens to be a turtle so you hatin
User avatar #332 to #331 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
No shells 1/10 wouldnt ****
User avatar #334 to #332 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
shells make it hard to do them from behind or slap their asses.....

in fact turtles dont have buttcheeks
User avatar #335 to #334 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but then you don't put your junk near their ****
User avatar #337 to #335 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
and also turtles ******* bite too much
turtles are dicks
#339 to #337 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Just look at this sexy ****** and tell me you wouldnt take a bite for that hot piece of armor
User avatar #342 to #339 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
id take that into WoW as a familiar or against ash as a pokemon fighter...but not **** it
User avatar #344 to #342 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
But look at the markings.

How could you not want to **** that right in the mouth
User avatar #347 to #344 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
because even though my demonic powers would regenerate my dick i dont want it bitten off in the first place
User avatar #351 to #347 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Nahh that turtle is begging for it
User avatar #353 to #351 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
*pushes you face down on your bed*

time to give some D to the turtletroll
User avatar #327 to #326 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Don't judge true love
User avatar #329 to #327 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
so you truly love ever turtle on the planet

you have a bigger harm then the richest arab
User avatar #330 to #329 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Humans are 99% genetically identical to chimps.

So I maybe in love with a turtle but atleast I dont **** *******
#336 to #333 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I have my moments
User avatar #338 to #336 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
you just earned the Schnizel Award for Appropriate Racism
User avatar #340 to #338 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Aww yeah.

When does shcnizel give me £1000
User avatar #341 to #340 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
hes bosnian, he cant even afford $2
User avatar #343 to #341 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Why can't everybody be rich

tfw living in a 2 bedroom apartment in the middle of a massive muslim area
User avatar #345 to #343 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Konradkurze Give me money right now or youre getting the suplex
User avatar #348 to #345 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
im poor too
go bug admin, he makes tons of cash with retards donating
#352 to #348 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #350 to #348 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Admin pls gib moni
User avatar #317 to #316 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
What I love.

Iron Maiden
Megadeth
Rammstein
Sabaton

Das it
#280 - dogsonalog (06/22/2014) [-]
Hello
#281 to #280 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hi
Hi
#279 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
KonradKurze
KonradKurze

User avatar #282 to #279 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
*slaps the **** out of you*
#283 to #282 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I would like to see you try fageet
I would like to see you try fageet
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
hmmmmm   
would it even matter   
   
youre so stoned you wouldnt feel a thing
hmmmmm
would it even matter

youre so stoned you wouldnt feel a thing
#285 to #284 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
*grabs a dart gun and shoots you full of horse tranquilizers*
User avatar #287 to #286 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
lol jokes on you i built up a resistance to that ****
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
hmmmmm

*shoots darts loaded with dentists' novocaine into your legs so they lose feeling for hours and you cant walk*
#289 to #288 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo 						******
Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo ******
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
ill use that smg dart launcher like the team fortress medic has

#291 to #290 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Lets see your darts penetrate my swole abs mate
User avatar #292 to #291 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
i said id shoot you in the legs

or if that fails, the balls
darts in your balls boy!!!!!
#293 to #292 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You dont shoot a guy in the dick
User avatar #294 to #293 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 to #294 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 to #298 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good ****
User avatar #302 to #299 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 to #302 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 to #303 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 to #311 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 to #309 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing **** all
#307 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 to #307 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of ****** up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 to #305 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 to #294 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 to #296 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted **** kurzey
#278 to #277 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You glorious man
User avatar #274 to #273 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Glorious
User avatar #275 to #274 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
(´・ω・`)
User avatar #276 to #275 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
You do me great honors with your reply Sir Mussolini.

I thank you and bid you adieu
User avatar #218 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
Y U STAB ME IN THE BACK
User avatar #219 to #218 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
WAT HAVE I DONE?
#220 to #219 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
you red thumbed my content
User avatar #222 to #220 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Which one niga?
#221 to #220 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I did?
I did?
User avatar #223 to #221 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
*dial tone*
[ ********* affects the memory]

Half Baked (5/10) Movie CLIP - Scarface's Plan (1998) HD
User avatar #224 to #223 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
wed is gud 4 u

fortwentee leegaleyese it
User avatar #225 to #224 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
yeah but a world populated by stoners?

you want the world to be the netherlands?
User avatar #227 to #225 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Shiet less people smoke weed in the netherlands then they do here in England.

And look at portugal. They legalized all drugs and the amount of addicts has halved in just 11 years.

It's the way to go.

And btw I kind of agree and disagree with that post you made. Because from what i've seen the actual people who are against immigration aren't putting it politely and in a civil fashion they just group up in the streets chanting "Who the **** is allah"

That's in England anyway
User avatar #228 to #227 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
fine we'll migrate stoners to their own cities...look what denmark did....they let stoners take christiania and drug crime dropped around the rest of denmark

lets pick a british city for all british stoners to go to and let them have their own stoned life there
#229 to #228 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
It would work and there hasn't even been a real discussion on it yet in parliament.

And politicians are meant to be representing are views. x doubt

#230 to #229 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
User avatar #231 to #230 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
if theres a manchester wheres womanchester?????

whos asking these questions
User avatar #232 to #231 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
if theres a liverpool, wheres the pool for the other organs?

why not kidneypool?
User avatar #233 to #232 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
if theres a blackpool wheres whitepool?

Same with blackburn.

And where is Oldcastle?

must be the illermernerti keeping information from the people again. #9/11wasaconspiracymadebythereptillianshapeshifters(illuminerty)toravageearthsre sourcessotheycanfinallytakeover
User avatar #234 to #233 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
* if they call the city Bath, wheres the plug
* does Birmingham come with birmingeggs?
* is Durham the retarded version of ham?
* why call it leeds if theres nowhere to plug it in
* do people in lincoln worry about getting shot by john wilkes booth
* Nottingham? brits sure love ham
* do Plymouth and Portsmouth have teeth?
* if theres a preston is there a prestoff
* Wakefield? wheres sleepfield?
* winchester? what about losechester
* wolverhampton? is that wolverines home?
* worcester, they names a town after the sauce?
#235 to #234 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
PRESTON MENTIONED.   
   
SWELL WITH LOW IQ
PRESTON MENTIONED.

SWELL WITH LOW IQ
#255 to #235 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
could always do the Turtletroll and get baked so bad the brain forgets it needs sleep
User avatar #268 to #255 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Now who is the one betraying who?
#270 to #269 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]


Anyways got to go.

And tell Symmiie if he wants to start up a new meth business. The time be right *****
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
hed smoke all the product
User avatar #264 to #255 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Why I do it and look at me!

3 C grades.

Got kicked off a level 1 mechanics course in the worse college in the city with the lowest average IQ in the north

And erm. Shieeeeet. Dont do it
User avatar #265 to #264 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
could be worse
you could be Symmiie

hes a walking chemistry class
User avatar #266 to #265 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Turtletroll>Symmiie

Anyways im off to bed i got to be up for a appointment in 4 hours
User avatar #267 to #266 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
*dopes you up on sedatives so you sleep for 3 days*
User avatar #260 to #255 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Why? wat r u a fagit LOL SMOK W33D ERRYDEY FOR TWENTEE BLAYS IT
User avatar #261 to #260 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
i dont smoke
i drink like men do
#271 to #261 - appointment (06/16/2014) [-]
He misses our meeting because of your sedatives and I cut yer dick off.
User avatar #262 to #261 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Why be a man when you can be a god?

Do both
User avatar #263 to #262 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
i like my lungs and brain to keep working

cant be a couch potato munching chips and playing console all day long
User avatar #256 to #255 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
What you doing at this late hour?

I'm watching the new GoT episode
User avatar #257 to #256 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
time zones bruh

its only like 315 pm here
User avatar #258 to #257 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Its 4:15 here

Doing a turtle
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
i dont have a sack full of weed to 'do the turtletroll"
#236 to #235 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NOW
#237 to #236 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
What do I care.    
   
You aint gonna do shiet
What do I care.

You aint gonna do shiet
#238 to #237 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
picked this gif coz its funny   
   
im gonna come to UK and stalk you
picked this gif coz its funny

im gonna come to UK and stalk you
User avatar #253 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
You're up late ******
#254 to #253 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
sleep is for the weak
User avatar #251 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
There is?

Shieeeet thats gonna help next time im ill
User avatar #252 to #251 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
let me introduce you to Dr Lemmiwinks

hes going up your ass to start his first day of work

Stephen Lynch ~ Gerbil
User avatar #249 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Youre a sick man kurze
User avatar #250 to #249 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
im sick
i need sexual healing
bend over, theres a hospital up your butt
#247 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 hate grapes
I ******* hate grapes
#245 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Not again
Not again
#246 to #245 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
im gonna take you down to the basement, and GRAPE you for decades, and decades, and decades, AND DECADES
User avatar #243 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
"Being a predator is in my nature"

Konradkurze confirmed for sexual predator
#244 to #243 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
get ready
youre next

#241 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Realizing that konradkurze is a stalker
#242 to #241 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
im demonically possessed
being a predator is my nature
#239 to #238 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 doubt it kurzey boy
I ******* doubt it kurzey boy
User avatar #240 to #239 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
meh
probably right
if i get to the uk im stalking a hot T-girl i know in london
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