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User avatar #1245 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
konradkurze im getting my tattoo tomorrow and on the website they specify that any alcohol or drugs cant be taken before hand apparently it messes with the blood flow
User avatar #1246 to #1245 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
then you have to clean yourself up
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
not even allowed painkillers m8
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
harden up m8
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
how do I do that? i might break my nails if i do anything too crazy
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Its not gay to paint your nails and suck dick

lol kurzey you need to wake up and taste the penis
#1253 to #1252 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
im not gay   
   
gay people dont have black hair
im not gay

gay people dont have black hair
#1254 to #1253 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
clealy you didnt see Zach and Miri make a porno and see this gay guy
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hes just going through a phase
#1256 to #1255 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
and these two

both had black hair
#1257 to #1256 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
ermmm well

They were going through a phase?
#1259 to #1258 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Takes one to know one
Takes one to know one
#1260 to #1259 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
no i just got a bogie on my gaydar and saw you
#1261 to #1260 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
That means your gaydar is gay

You gonna listen to a faggot?
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
its gay
youre gay

can i trust either?
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
You can trust me

Im not gay

Unless you want me to be ;)
User avatar #1266 to #1263 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
was implying youre gay and denying it and i call ********
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I know that m8

Im not gay though

I have no idea where you got this idea from
User avatar #1265 to #1264 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Sweden is definitely gay 100%

Doesnt take a gay to know that
User avatar #1235 to #1233 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
You just think you're better then me dont ya?
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
no not better, just a different type of crazy
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Well i'm a better kind of crazy then you faggot bich
#1238 to #1237 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah ill admit....youre more crazy than me
yeah ill admit....youre more crazy than me
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn straight *****

I be so crazy I roll myself up in a blanket and set my self on fire because im dank as ****
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
i can see it now.....you going to nepal and telling those monks when they set themselves on fire...they forgot the papers before they light up
User avatar #1242 to #1240 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Just found out they did that over some faggy politics or some gay shiet

Those uppity monk cunts need to take life less seriously and chill out more
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah like them killing themselves would make the chinese government care....
******* lol
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
the chinese government wont care cos theyre blazing me all day 420 smoke turtletroll in a blanket faggit

I already knew about that but gotta keep up my retard stoner fj cred
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
well why else would they do it?

Hell I even threw myself into a cauldron of boiling water so it was like I was in a bong
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Well what goes on in your head which is so much better then that?
#1230 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Picture related.
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Nah m8 il get a g4nj4 l34f on my 4hed
#1227 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #1229 to #1227 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
oxycotton is the only drug in my mind
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
cocaine is for pussies
#1218 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yo, I wanna make a blog, what do ya' suggest turtle?
#1219 to #1218 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't even know what i'm going to do in 5 minutes never mind a good idea for a blog
I don't even know what i'm going to do in 5 minutes never mind a good idea for a blog
#1220 to #1219 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Damn, I was hoping you could bring me more suggestions for things to write about, Schnizzy - not surprisingly - suggested Yidds and race war.     
   
Mean while I was picturing your suggestion would be a bit more like... dropping a "little bit"  and by "little bit" I mean an imperial 						**********					  of acid.
Damn, I was hoping you could bring me more suggestions for things to write about, Schnizzy - not surprisingly - suggested Yidds and race war.

Mean while I was picturing your suggestion would be a bit more like... dropping a "little bit" and by "little bit" I mean an imperial ********** of acid.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Well snizel is going to sniz.

You should probably make it about inciting a race war
User avatar #1223 to #1221 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
In response to: www.funnyjunk.com/Or+Snoop+Dog+for+seven+hours/funny-pictures/5288098/131#131

Is my writefaggotry that bad seriously, be honest if it is because people keep telling me I'm good at story telling, but been having my doubts or do you just think it is extremely unlikely Games Workshop would change the fluff in that direction?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I don't know if it would be as extreme as all the major marine chapter homeworlds being crushed along with catachan, valhalla etc.

But I could see it being written like that
#1225 to #1224 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I know, it would be a rather extreme move, I just like to drink coffee made from the tears of upset fan boys.

Anyway, I could see it work with the worlds still being reclaimable but I think I took the whole "make the situation even more hopeless" thing and ran as far away as I possibly could.
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I think a good route to go could be something like Terra gets destroyed?

Don't know how but still.

And because the emperors remains are on terra on the golden throne maybe that's what kicks off his rebirth
User avatar #1194 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
seriously Turtlechav

wot u fink of the moozik?
#1215 to #1194 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I fap to this
#1216 to #1215 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
ill let Preed from titan AE **** you
#1217 to #1216 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
gecko foot fetish
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Says he own name
Song about doing a dance?
Song about being yourself and having fun
Kind of rap sings
Female

It's Iggy Azalea in the past
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
fine you win

akk.li/pics/anne.jpg
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
seen that link before

You cant catch me off guard
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
fine
here....ill play you a victory song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like a victory party song

Like something they would play at a Presidential election victory party
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
you like being rickrolled?
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't go gay for a turtle
#1207 to #1206 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
You saying that you wouldn't?
#1208 to #1207 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
*pours mutagen on that turtle, *
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
That's me
#1210 to #1209 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
no this is you

crazy ************ obsessed with turtles
#1211 to #1210 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Let me be who I want to be
Let me be who I want to be
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
plus you dont even want to know what id ****
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
You would **** anything
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
***** do i look like ************ ?

i have tight standards just have a fair number of wut the fuqs in there
User avatar #1187 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
hey Turtlechav me old matey

i found a limey song i liked

Betty Boo - Doin' The Do 1990 (HD 1080p) FULL EDIT
#1189 to #1188 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
U GOT A PROBLEM THERE M8EY?
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yh m8 i dont lik ur atityoud
#1192 to #1191 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yh gigglin at ur mum m8
User avatar #1159 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
turtletrolls getting stoned music

Iron Butterfly - In A Gadda Da Vida (In The Garden Of Eden)
User avatar #1162 to #1159 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Pink Floyd - Echoes
Tool - The Pot
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Electric Wizard - Dope Throne

Learn your sober privilege
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
*sets up a pair of concert speakers outside your house and plays lady gaga as loud as i can *
User avatar #1165 to #1163 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
It would've worked if you said *plays country music*
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
You wont tell anyone this is my kryptonite will you?
#1168 to #1167 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
i was just gonna go on the forum and tell everyone
i was just gonna go on the forum and tell everyone
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Do that and I will tell everyone yours
#1170 to #1169 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
/\ this guy   
thinks hes got 						****					 on me.....   
   
people on FJ listen to rap alot, i just tune that earbleed out   
   
youve got nothing
/\ this guy
thinks hes got **** on me.....

people on FJ listen to rap alot, i just tune that earbleed out

youve got nothing
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

on repeat. Full blast. Everywhere you go.
User avatar #1184 to #1172 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Still just wondering what you think about it

Their debut is in my top 5 albums of all time
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
ocd stoner is ocd
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
The last thing you could ever say about me is that I have OCD
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
I like that

But you don't understand. You wont be able to drown it out.

Nicki Minaj everwhere you go/
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
i can drown it out with hardcore

Ice-T - Ricochet [ Dirty,HD ] + Lyrics !
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Do you like that because you don't have any pre determined ideas going into it because you listened to it when you were younger because it's not that different from a lot of the rap around at that time
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
no because its from a badass who put effort into his music instead of the 90's-2000's oogabooga rap that was just about ******** music out
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
But are you going to tell me you don't love today was a good day by Ice Cube?

That was the **** on GTA SA
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
ice cube was better as an actor than a singer
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
True but still

What about Rage Against the Machine/
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
i think i heard one of their songs...cant remmeber
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
You probably heard Killing in the Name or Wake up

Listen to this **** and tell me what you think. Rap mixed with thrash and punk Rage Against The Machine: Know Your Enemy
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
ahem
MIXED
as in not mainstream oogabooga rap
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Well Wu Tang mixed eastern oriental styles with pianos and turned it into hip hop

And you can't say they all didn't put effort in

A lot of it was bad but you can say the same for every genre of music
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Just look at her man

Shes one of us
User avatar #1161 to #1159 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
DO U EVIN W33D
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Not a hour long
Not drone music
Not about drugs

1/10
#1156 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm working on something for you atm.
I'm working on something for you atm.
#1132 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Konichiwa Konradkurze-kun
Konichiwa Konradkurze-kun
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
konradkurze senpai why you know notice me?
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
no*
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
possibly because putting the dash made it a new word and didnt notify me
User avatar #1158 to #1135 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
The candy man can
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you telling me you don't check my profile every 27.126 seconds senpai?
#1138 to #1137 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I wont be your turtletroll-kun any more
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*humps the **** out of you*

i didnt want to stalk you turty.......didnt want to be myself creepy to the creepy turtle
#1140 to #1139 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
desu kawaii senpai noticed me.   
   
But if I see you go on snizels profile again I will 						*******					 harvest your spinal fluid
desu kawaii senpai noticed me.

But if I see you go on snizels profile again I will ******* harvest your spinal fluid
User avatar #1141 to #1140 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
but....but....i like teasing the psycho bosnian

hes so easy......
#1142 to #1141 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*le shnizel nodin jif"   
   
I don't want to do it kurzey but I will harvest your spinal fluid. And neither of us want that
*le shnizel nodin jif"

I don't want to do it kurzey but I will harvest your spinal fluid. And neither of us want that
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*cuts all 4 of your turtle legs off and sells to chinese*

behave or i insert onions up your butt and sell you to china
#1144 to #1143 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
You can't kill me if based snoopdog protects me. 420 blayz et
You can't kill me if based snoopdog protects me. 420 blayz et
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
then we'll bake you into a huge cannabis cookie and sell to california
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
implyin im not a space cookie
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*prods your tummy*
idk a bit soggy to be a cookie

more like a brownie...theyre squishy
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
But that implies im black
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
you racist
#1150 to #1149 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I may be that but atleast im not a ******
User avatar #1153 to #1150 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
im from east germany, we had NO ******* there

plus im a goth,,,the only things black about me are my clothes and hair

*puts a chaos curse on you*
User avatar #1155 to #1153 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
youre a cheeky little chav cunt arent ya
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Chaos. More like GAYos

amirite
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
aka not michael bay turtle
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Lets break this down.

Konrad kurze. Kurze. Curze. Curse.

You live in Germany. GERM. Like a virus.

Some would say that black people are viruses.

Some black people practice voodoo.

KonardKurze confirmed to curse funnyjunk with his black voodoo
#1098 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
is turtletroll an emo
#1096 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
is turtletroll a total chav cheeky cunt
User avatar #1099 to #1096 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Told u m8
#1064 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
You're it.
You're it.
#1065 to #1064 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
No you're it
#1066 to #1065 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
You can't just tag me back, that ain't how this 						****					 works yo.
You can't just tag me back, that ain't how this **** works yo.
#1067 to #1066 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Too bad you're it
#1068 to #1067 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
This is why we can't have nice things Turtletroll
This is why we can't have nice things Turtletroll
#1070 to #1068 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Just bring reality into the internet one disappointment at a time
Just bring reality into the internet one disappointment at a time
#1071 to #1070 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
I think we're going to need a third party,  like peanutbitter , to settle this
I think we're going to need a third party, like peanutbitter , to settle this
User avatar #1080 to #1071 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I think we should call Konradkurze in.

What do you think *****
#1082 to #1081 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't answer the question m8erino
#1083 to #1082 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
what are you trying to sucker me into?
User avatar #1121 to #1083 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
But it's ours
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
again
why would you want anything to do with a land of chimps
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Cheap workers
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
not really cheap when they steal stuff and cost you money
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Still cheaper then white people.

We have rights and all that bull
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
you never hired poles have you

cheap HUMAN workers who work hard and are honest
User avatar #1131 to #1126 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
bi polar
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Polish. Honest.

Must be a typo
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I prefer coffee

Its hard to pin down poles. Theyre all polar opposites
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
what do you call a polish person who ***** both guys and girls
#1105 to #1083 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
When konradkurze comes on my profile and calls me welsh
When konradkurze comes on my profile and calls me welsh
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
youre fookin welsh

you having a cry ya nancy?
#1107 to #1106 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Why you bully me
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
oh god, here we go

turtlechav crying hes been triggered
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I HAVE PTSD FROM UR OPPRESION STOP TRIGGERING ME ITS WORSE THEN SOLDIER PTSD
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
RAPE


STOP RAPING ME TURTLETROLL
User avatar #1117 to #1110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
#Justiceforbritain #arrestindia

We defended ourselves against them and then they kick us out of our home in india
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
your home?

teacups invaded, enslaved, then imported ******* from africa to breed the indians into retarded black slaves

why the **** would you want to live in a ****** country
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
No it was ours. We owned it for a bazillion years then dirty indians invaded and kicked us out

Clearly you havent read british propaganda volume 3
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
there we go again

you taught america "if i think its mine, its mine"
User avatar #1115 to #1110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
The indians attacked first.

It was self defence
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
see thats where your son america gets it from

invade someone and say them defending themselves is the real aggression
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
YOU SAID RAPE

YOU PUT RAPE IN MY MIND YOU MENTAL RAPIST
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
CHECK YOUR BRITISH PRIVILEGE.......

YOUR NATION OWNED HALF THE WORLD YOU PRIVILEGED TEACUP
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
ONLY 30% OF THE WORLD

REMEMBER THE 6GORILION NAZI MAN
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
british occupy india
kill confirmed 60 million
noone cares

germany occupies europe
blamed for unconfirmed 6 million jews
everyone cries

wut?
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Just decide who was in the right faggot or else ill cut your hands off
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
clearly he doesnt know the game rules....you have to say **** like "no backsies" or "cant tag your master" or something.....so technically you were right to tag him back
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
There we have it whenindoubtsplooge

Thank you based kurze
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
btw turtlechav

do you have that american dad 'what' pic
#1088 to #1087 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
What pic?
#1091 to #1090 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
here

for giving a goth gif you earn a cookie
User avatar #1103 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I aint I swer down on me mum m8
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
bollocks
you is a cheeky welsh git
youre a right little nancy boy right out of cardiff
User avatar #1101 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
but im not welsh

i have never though about molesting a sheep
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Yur a cheeky welsh git, You is
#1097 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Atleast im not a faggy anti nonconformist conformist poser
Atleast im not a faggy anti nonconformist conformist poser
#1100 to #1097 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
is turtletroll a cheeky welsh cunt
#1094 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I don't conform to any group you poserrrr
I don't conform to any group you poserrrr
#1095 to #1094 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
like whatever
youre just conforming to the stereotypical nonconformists
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I dont want your cookie you conformist poser
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
a stoner refusing a cannabis cookie?

....dude
User avatar #1024 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
wake up turtletroll
#1059 to #1024 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
But what if they send supplies to the Irish that want out of our paradise?

I have no fear though. For Basil Brush protects. All hail the Brush

User avatar #1060 to #1059 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
irish bomber ftw

teach them bloody brits what for
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
It worked out so well for them last time
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
so one irish blows up a dozen or two people....brits say "oh well that didnt work out so well for him"?
User avatar #1069 to #1062 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Admin got scared and gave me my 420 text
#1072 to #1069 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
yfw

"whoa the colors"
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
It's like yellow. But not
#1074 to #1073 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
you and your melted butter text
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
more like weed text AMIRITE XdDdD
#1077 to #1076 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
its green like w33d xD fourhundred and twenty blaze it
its green like w33d xD fourhundred and twenty blaze it
#1078 to #1077 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
yfw colored text
#1079 to #1078 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
2 much maryjuweenie
2 much maryjuweenie
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Well they got pretty rekt last time
User avatar #1039 to #1024 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Wake up konradkurze
#1043 to #1042 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Thank me for saving your life,
Ungrateful ****
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
How come I didn't get colored text for a 770thumbed comment.

Admin pls
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
he enjoys watching you suffer
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
And I thought you were the sadist
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
its ADMIN
the most evil ************ on FJ
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I thought you were Chaos though.

You gonna be out eviled by a administrator?
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
yeah but im slaaneshi, i take a little pleasure in others suffering then move on to new things

admin is khornate....he enjoys seeing EVERYONE suffer ALL THE TIME
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
That's false. Admin is the emperor. Absolute power and if you try to speak against him.

BANNED
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
such rage
he is def a champion of khorne

User avatar #1053 to #1052 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
What if hes a part of the Ecclesiarchy?
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
then hed be one of those ultra puritans who think not kissing his ass is a sin and sinners must be punished harshly
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
What if this site helps pay for the North Korean nuclear projects and Admin is Kim Jong Un's number one supporter?

User avatar #1056 to #1055 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
then good....american kids are paying admin to nuke them
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
But he might bomb England too ;(

Nothing to worry though. I'm pretty sure they're still figuring out how to use apposable thumbs
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
given north korea pretends the soviet union is still around....they might think the UK is still under attack from the IRA and think youre being bombed enough
User avatar #1013 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Konradkurze do you like the misfits?
User avatar #1038 to #1023 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I meant this The Misfits anyway The Misfits - Last Caress
#1015 to #1014 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Gotta love the cheesy music
Gotta love the cheesy music
#1019 to #1015 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
U FUKKEN WOT MATE ILL BASH YE FOOKIN 'EAD IN I SWEAR'N ME MUM

**** ENGLAND, **** IT WITH NUKES
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Wats ur problem wit the largest empire in the world M8

u jelly m8?
User avatar #1022 to #1020 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
dude, england dropped the ball now nazimerica is #1 imperialist
#1016 to #1015 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#1017 to #1016 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Where did that come from
Where did that come from
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
konradkurze what was that about
#1021 to #1018 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Dinnae Ye be talking badly o' the Misfits Ya daft wee ********
User avatar #1025 to #1021 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I dinnae talk ***** about et
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
youre a daft bugger

il bet you havent even listened to Siouxsies music even though shes english
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I only listen to underground indie.

Tips scarf
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
*puts a porkpie hat on your head and a monocle on your eye to make you more british*
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Thank **** .

I turned into a hipster for a minute then. Now i'm back to my good old welfare check taking, burberry cap wearing, adidas tracksuited self. Not a chav though
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
if you have to keep saying "not a chav" it means yo uare and are just denying it
#1031 to #1030 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Or that's what I want you to think
Or that's what I want you to think
#994 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Realizing that konradkurze is a cis white male
Realizing that konradkurze is a cis white male
User avatar #995 to #994 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
realizing that turtletroll is a cis green male
User avatar #996 to #995 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Implying that im not a fluid gender transpecie transethnic.

I am a multi gender african american turtle and what you just said offended me
User avatar #997 to #996 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
implying that im not a gender neutral slaanesh marine

ill have you know im a gender-x nostraman chaos marine and you offend me with your loyalist propaganda
User avatar #998 to #997 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Chaos marines are known to rape.

Check your privilege
User avatar #999 to #998 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
rape?
i call ******** ...we dont rape mortals....and demon girls rape US
User avatar #1000 to #999 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Implying that men can be raped and womyn can rape?

Everybody is equal except those who are too privileged like yourself
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
.......implying demon women cant rape?

you dont know slaanesh demons do you.....

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User avatar #1002 to #1001 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
please read some feminist ideology and you will open your eyes pig
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i know feminist ideology...and the worst cases are not much different than schnizels desired nazi regime

i think the future of feminism will be perfect for him....the return of the nazi reich, and he gets put in a luxurious breeding pen and ***** women all day
#1004 to #1003 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
The only way he's ever going to get laid
#1005 to #1004 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
turtletroll just did a real low blow there
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I always go for the balls

homo
#1008 to #1007 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Good
Good
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Schnizel

come tell this turtle that bosnian white is the master race and his green people are lesser
#1010 to #1009 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
"bosnian master race"
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
#37 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Schnizel wat r u saying abowt in Britain m8

Seen it pussy cunt
#980 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
< the internet before and after turtletroll
User avatar #981 to #980 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm getting a new cat tomorrow.

Slightly relevant
#982 to #981 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
yfw cats
#983 to #982 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i 						****					 turtles not cats.
i **** turtles not cats.
#985 to #984 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I i i errrrrr.

I feel like bees are stinging my brain
User avatar #987 to #986 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
That cat is still confusing me. My dick doesn't know what to do. It's been bouncing around like crazy for the past 2 minutes.

User avatar #988 to #987 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
oh god that reminds me of a comic

now i have to post it
User avatar #989 to #988 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
REEEEEPOOOOOOOOSTTTTTTTT
User avatar #991 to #990 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
That's not your OC

You have no talent
User avatar #992 to #991 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
just has to be original....doesnt need to be ones own just not on FJ before
User avatar #993 to #992 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]


repost
#948 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
proof that Turtletroll is in fact a cat   
   
* cats often sit still and stare at 						****					 that isnt really there, or at random objects that suddenly appear to be cool for no apparent reason   
* turtletroll does this same thing   
   
therefore turtletroll is a cat
proof that Turtletroll is in fact a cat

* cats often sit still and stare at **** that isnt really there, or at random objects that suddenly appear to be cool for no apparent reason
* turtletroll does this same thing

therefore turtletroll is a cat
User avatar #957 to #948 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
What animal would you be
User avatar #958 to #957 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i collect stuff i like.....i eat mostly crap.....
im a crow
User avatar #959 to #958 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
My old cat once killed a crow

So therefore Me>you
User avatar #960 to #959 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
enjoy your diabetes
User avatar #961 to #960 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Enjoy my digestive system you bird ****
#962 to #961 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
implying you can keep me in there
User avatar #963 to #962 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Man the munchies have strengthened my digestive system.

I could eat a bomb and then detonate it and be fine
User avatar #964 to #963 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
then ill curl into a ball in your intestines and permanently constipate you
User avatar #965 to #964 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
You forgetting that I live in a big muslim area. Everytime I get the munchies and go to a takeaway it has to be curries.

You sure you can deal with 3 servings of vindaloo in your eyes?
User avatar #966 to #965 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
so i have my eyes burn.....totall worth having you puff up like a balloon full of your own poop and farts that never come out

you gotta know how painful holding poop and farts in can be...imagine that for weeks
User avatar #967 to #966 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes but you're the one living next to my ****

I think I come out better in this situation
User avatar #968 to #967 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i think after being in a stomach full of acid and spices...id be beyond giving a ****
User avatar #969 to #968 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I couldnt give a **** either pun intended
User avatar #970 to #969 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i think it you dont **** for long enough, you die
User avatar #971 to #970 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
But at the same time the only food you have to eat is my **** and really spicy curries.

And what would you drink? my acids
User avatar #972 to #971 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
ill just sit there and suffer dehydration waiting for you to die from not ********
User avatar #973 to #972 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
And you also cant breathe
User avatar #974 to #973 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
great we die together

still be embarrasing for you

"here lies turtletroll....died from a bird up his ass"

for me
"here lies konrad....died in a ******** that actually wasnt america"
User avatar #979 to #974 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Eminem - Fack lyrics

My life song
User avatar #977 to #974 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
You will be in that puddle too

It would look like I tried to shove a crow up my ass like some people do with gerbils
User avatar #978 to #977 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Stephen Lynch ~ Gerbil
User avatar #975 to #974 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I thought I would die from something way more embarrassing.
User avatar #976 to #975 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
well when you die and your muscles relax....you'll **** out a week's worth of poop and the ambuland workers will find you laying in a puddle of brown
User avatar #949 to #948 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
but if im a cat wheres my tail?

You take my tail ?
User avatar #950 to #949 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
i cut it off and sold it to an asian chef
User avatar #952 to #951 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
puts a bandaid on it susan
User avatar #953 to #952 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
too l8 m8

Been at my dads for almost 2 weeks tfw no internet and have to socialize
User avatar #954 to #953 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
youre a joshlol clone?
no friends?
#956 to #954 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I ended up spending £145   
   
mfw party hard
I ended up spending £145

mfw party hard
User avatar #955 to #954 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Nope nope nope

I will never be that thing

But i was so bored
User avatar #940 to #939 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
K

Im about to go eat some chicken for dinner right now actually. I'm sure he will be delicious
User avatar #942 to #941 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
You go out and eat raw vegetables straight out the ground and see what it does to you.

We have to prepare food like meat AND vegetables. Also believe it or not but plants are actually alive and respond if you damage them so I guess what you're doing is growing a life just to make it breed so you can eat it?

User avatar #944 to #943 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
They ARE alive.

They went down a different evolutionary path to animals but they're still living beings.
User avatar #945 to #944 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Which is why you and I smoke them?
User avatar #946 to #945 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
We are evil people.

Killing living things and smoking the corpses
#947 to #946 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
But it feels so good.
But it feels so good.
User avatar #931 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**** , turtletroll - my Stonerdudebro - gotta hear this.

>Be me, literally five minutes ago.
>Sitting outside the house, at the back, smoking some unknown **** .
>Blunt goes out, lighter can not be found.
>Look around me, no ******* where.
>"Heh, this will make a good story to tell Turtletroll. Better light up again.
>Go inside house to fetch matches and a candle.
>Puts blunt down so I don't walk all over the house with it.
>Find matches, get a candle.
>Blunt is no where to be found.

Okay ****** , that was some good **** .

I found the blunt as I was typing this story, I put it by the computer somehow, going out to smoke again.
User avatar #936 to #931 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
So what happened?
User avatar #937 to #936 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Eh when? The Nation Builder chat? I was basically overtired and snapped.
User avatar #938 to #937 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Its fine anyway im sure we can wait until next week or whatever
User avatar #933 to #931 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah smoking effects memory pretty bad

I once went to my friends house and forgot which house it was but convinced myself it was a certain one. Knocked on the door and this guy opened it and I just entered without even asking or looking at him and as I was about to go upstairs someone shouted from upstairs "Who have you let in".

That's when I realized that i'm a ******* moron
User avatar #934 to #933 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, later found my lighter in my sock, my work pants has no pockets so I've developed a habit of stashing stuff in my socks.
User avatar #932 to #931 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Now where did I put the matches?
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