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turtletroll

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local church clock tells me the time I'm british and literally tell the time by bongscomment
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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
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Latest users (1): turtletroll, anonymous(5).
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User avatar #2592 - damping (18 hours ago) [-]
All the DLCs except the latest one are on sale
User avatar #2593 to #2592 - turtletroll ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Still waiting on my cunt bank to take my funds off hold
User avatar #2594 to #2593 - damping (18 hours ago) [-]
>Not running up a huge credit card debt like an true American.
User avatar #2595 to #2594 - turtletroll ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
I'm not even in debt but they still keep it on hold
User avatar #2596 to #2595 - damping (18 hours ago) [-]
My point is if you use a credit card you don't need any money from your bank in the short term.
User avatar #2587 - damping (23 hours ago) [-]
Alright. Ready to play?
User avatar #2589 to #2587 - turtletroll ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
im hosting the game under the damping tag
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah sure
#2577 - vorasharaptor (02/28/2015) [-]
ever been so british you wear a UFO on your head
User avatar #2578 to #2577 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Perfectly engineered to be as protecting as possible
#2579 to #2578 - vorasharaptor (02/28/2015) [-]
protecting your virginity......

User avatar #2580 to #2579 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
tfw germany had cool outfits
#2581 to #2580 - vorasharaptor (23 hours ago) [-]
and brits look so ****** dorky
#2582 to #2581 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh god imagine someone like him doing the whole US marine "born to kill hoorah" ****

He looks like a ******* librarian
#2583 to #2582 - vorasharaptor (23 hours ago) [-]
now
look at this german

hes badass
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
bet he cant even quickscope
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
1v1 me 360 quikscops only
#2590 to #2586 - vorasharaptor (22 hours ago) [-]
i dont play fag style

in WW2 games, im 'that guy" who sneaks up and puts explosives right next to snipers then blow them up

in CS...in "that guy" who pops around a corner with a P90 and empties the mag at pointblank range int oyou

and in other battlefield games...im 'that guy' who divebombs you and keeps you stuck inside buildings like a scared bitch
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - turtletroll ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
We should play CS some time

warning though I am ******* awful
#2573 - vorasharaptor (02/28/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so** is turtletroll a jew
#2574 to #2573 - vorasharaptor Comment deleted by turtletroll [-]
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
oy vey the goy is onto me

shut it down
#2570 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
*wraps a towel around turtles head*
behold....the new muslim
User avatar #2576 to #2570 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
"we can rebuild him. we have the technology" - man who made turtletroll robomuslimturtle
User avatar #2528 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
You know it is widely accepted that Margaret Thatcher did what was needed to be done. I can understand the grudge. England is a lot like New York. I live in the non New York City part if you even realize that exists. Our state politics are so overwhelmingly influenced by the city it is ridiculous. Many have suggested making New York City its own state.

When my parents lived there they lived in Chelsea. Haha poor people. I was conceived in London. They had their apartment broken into twice. You guys really sure love your crime.
User avatar #2530 to #2528 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Margaret Thatcher did what the south wanted and what the rich wanted.

My dad worked for lancashire county council at the time and his job was to check the public own buildings for safety hazards. When thatcher was in schools and hospitals were falling apart. And let's not forget the ******* flat tax she tried to put on people aswell as increasing council tax but only in poor areas. shes a cunt and glad shes dead
User avatar #2531 to #2530 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
They had to get rid of the 18% inflation and unprofitable government owned coal mines. In the end, it was all caused by too much government ownership. One day, I hope Europeans will see the pitfalls of large government controlling everything. Of course in Britain at that time it was a result of your Monarchy which should have been overthrown decades ago.

I guess my question for you is what would you have her do instead? The UK was falling into economic turmoil. Now the pound is the strongest currency in the world.

Unrelated, but do you root for Man U?
User avatar #2538 to #2531 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
And going back to my dad he was on a waiting list for 3 years to get a operation and when the doctor switched hospitals he had to start the whole wait again. Within a week of labour being voted in he had the operation. The economy only improved because no money at all was being spent. And saying the economy improved when unemployment doubled and health/education was so poor it wasn't even funny.

Also yeah im from manchester
User avatar #2540 to #2538 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Can you see the parallels between this and the current situation between Germany and Greece?
User avatar #2537 to #2531 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Okay but why totally destroy all the industries that the working class relied on and then try to drop a flat tax on top of that. She did **** all to help those who really needed help.

The U.K economy only looked good in the south. Again that's all they care about. London.

The north, wales, scotland and northern ireland all got ****** by that.
User avatar #2539 to #2537 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Let me give you an example of the company my parents worked at for 20 years, including in London. Kodak. Kodak at one point was one of the largest companies in the world. In 1980 they had 80,000 employees in Rochester NY alone. Skip ahead to the advent of the digital camera and the decline of film Interestingly enough, Kodak invented the digital camera. . Kodak began declining rapidly and declared bankruptcy last year. They now only have around 2000 employees in Rochester. Did this hurt the area? Hell yes. Is it anyone's fault? Certainly not. well actually maybe. I can tell you more if you want. Film became obsolete and unprofitable. The company had to die. Just like those mines and ship yards had to be shut down.

The issue comes from the fact that the government owned these things. The government's job is to protect and help the people. But it also must use tax money appropriately. No private company would run those industries. If it was always under private ownership, the change would have been less abrupt and allowed for better adaption to the changing economic landscape.
User avatar #2541 to #2539 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
How much did the banks cost the UK?

A **** tonne but you don't see the government even flirt with the idea of doing anything about it. They got in on promises of being tough on the banks but have done the complete opposite.

Again the key work here is london. If it was the banks being massively destructive they wouldn't give two ***** and sure they could've stopped mining but given alternative work for the communities who relied solely on mining, steelwork and fishing.

There is no defending the flat tax **** along with the increases in taxes in poor areas across the country after taking a huge hit like that
User avatar #2543 to #2541 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
The government does not own the banks. It is quite that simple. What Thatcher did was one of the hardest decisions one can make. The banks also have the potential to be profitable. Those mines did not. Cheaper coal can be found in the US and elsewhere.

You can't just create jobs from nothing. It was a band aid that needed to be ripped off. Imagine the taxis in London were owned by the government. Uber makes them obsolete. Is the government supposed to pay the taxi drivers wages on the tax payers dime because they make no money? No, the taxi service should be shut down. Like the post office.

Flat tax is a bad idea.
User avatar #2546 to #2543 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
But they should be at least given alternatives or and saying that closing them all down immediately was great for the economy is a joke. Saying the economy is good doesn't mean **** when people don't have access to basic healthcare, jobs, secure public buildings that aren't falling apart and lets be honest people for the most part were very poor during that time.

Saying the economy is good when your country is homeless and without basic care is pointless
User avatar #2548 to #2546 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
The economy wasn't good. But it is better now, no?
User avatar #2549 to #2548 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah and I guess Tony Blair didn't have a huge part to do with that
User avatar #2555 to #2549 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, but he didn't. Not as much as Thatcher. Someone has to be the villain. And she did the job admirably. His job was easy.
User avatar #2558 to #2555 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
again saying she improved the economy is a joke if you went anywhere but london.

There's a reason no one in scotland ever votes for conservatives again and it's because they might as well have just been told to go **** themselves.

On paper the economy improved but did it really if everything else suffered massively
User avatar #2562 to #2558 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
The Northerners should just seize the Queens wealth and behead her French Style.

Does the UK have provincial governments?
User avatar #2564 to #2562 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Yeah we do have that and trust me I would love that to happen

More like +20% tax income -3 stability and +10 unrest
User avatar #2566 to #2564 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
It's like the Libertie Egalitie Fraternite spelling is not my Forte event. Really good for long term, but pisses everyone off in the short term. And I personally take that event every single time. Once my Portuguese empire exploded because of it though.
User avatar #2567 to #2566 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
+15 base tax in capital

It needed to be done I agree but the nation still hasn't recovered even now.

And do you want to play EUIV? I wont be on later
User avatar #2568 to #2567 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
It's 5 AM. I haven't gone to bed yet. The good news is I just won a National Championship in NCAA football as Tennessee. Like I said, Saturday. Friday isn't good for me either. We are going drunk bowling.
User avatar #2560 to #2558 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Short term versus long term. I guess that is all there is to say. As EU4 would say "reform society, -1 stability"
#2502 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls The Crisis of Treachery™.** why is turtletroll ****** up in the head
User avatar #2503 to #2502 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
paranoid of being betrayed
#2507 to #2503 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
communist turtle always afraid of traitors
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
theyre everywhere

the other day i sneezed. i bet it was a allergic reaction to mic they planted on me
#2509 to #2508 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
sure are alot of communists on FJ

syrianassassin wasnt all arab nations into one soviet state
turtletroll is scared of traitors
Damping actually belives everyone, even enemies, should be best friends
User avatar #2529 to #2509 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
I have no enemies. Such things are petty. They are only misguided heretics.
#2542 to #2529 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
exactly
youre so communist that even people who try to piss you off are still within your MLP view of love and tolerance
User avatar #2545 to #2542 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
lol at MLP.

I laugh at those who try to annoy me. I admire it. Like I admire levvy's trolling even though he is the anti-me.
#2550 to #2545 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
that moment when damping doesnt have a reaction vid about him   
   
damping = jelly
that moment when damping doesnt have a reaction vid about him

damping = jelly
User avatar #2553 to #2550 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Like I haven't seen that before. Doesn't apply to my feeling on his posts. I can't help from laughing. One of the funniest users on the site.
#2554 to #2553 - vorasharaptor (02/27/2015) [-]
damping jelly noone cares about him enough to make vids for him

levvy has one
phanact has one

damping is joshlol'd with no video
User avatar #2557 to #2554 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Like I would want to be phanact or joshlol.

I have seen the autism board and I would not like to go back.
User avatar #2559 to #2557 - phanact (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't even go to the autism board
User avatar #2561 to #2559 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Fine. The retard board then. I honestly don't know the difference.
User avatar #2563 to #2561 - phanact (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't go there either. /autism/ is a ******* cesspool now

I run the mlp board now
User avatar #2565 to #2563 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
All boards are cesspools. It's more fun to **** post in the comments anyway. Get more exposure.
User avatar #2532 to #2529 - syrianassassin ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
bend over fag
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Speaking of misguided heretics...
User avatar #2535 to #2534 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_egoism

Defining enemies only limits oneself. Everyone has their uses.
#2544 to #2536 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Have you seen the light yet?

This was Muhammad's dream.
User avatar #2551 to #2547 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
The official story is actually very believable. This is coming from an engineer. With Wikileaks and Snowden and all the leaks that happen in the US government, do you really think such an event could be kept secret? Do really think someone involved wouldn't feel guilty and spill the beans? Come on now. Too many cynics in the world.

I find it funny that those who hate the US government find it the most capable.
#2556 to #2552 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
It disappoints me that you will never be allowed in the US.
User avatar #2569 to #2556 - syrianassassin ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
who said i want to be there??
User avatar #2571 to #2569 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
You will never be able to see its glory.

Everyone wants to go to the US at least once.
#2484 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
is turtle a cockney
User avatar #2491 to #2484 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
GIVE ME SOME NEW BANDS TO LISTEN TO
#2492 to #2491 - vorasharaptor (02/26/2015) [-]
Arch enemy
HMKids
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Betty Boo
Lorde
Alice Francis
Laibach
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
thanks m8erino

been looking for new music to get into
#2485 to #2484 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls My reply is no**"
is turtletroll a cockney
User avatar #2486 to #2485 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
told you m8
#2487 to #2486 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls My sources say no**
is turtle a chav
User avatar #2490 to #2487 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Told you m8

I cant like metal and be a chav
#2488 to #2487 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Outlook not so good**
is turtle a muppet
#2489 to #2488 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls You may rely on it**
is turtle a smeghead
#2472 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Better not tell you now**
is turtletroll actually salad fingers
#2473 to #2472 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
It's too late to be dealing with your 						****					   
   
I am not salad fingers i'm obviously roger the alien from american dad
It's too late to be dealing with your ****

I am not salad fingers i'm obviously roger the alien from american dad
#2474 to #2473 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
salad fingers - british
turtletroll - british

coincidence?
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
terrible techno eurotrash music - german
vor - german

I know you're a commie east german but i'm not a southern fairy like salad fingers
#2476 to #2475 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
3rd fattest country on earth - england
historically most warlike country - england
maintains a fascist monarchy royal family - aw **** england
overrun with kebabs - guess who
locals dont want to live there.......

i could go on
User avatar #2477 to #2476 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
they hate us because they aint us
#2478 to #2477 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
yeah the worlds so jelly of being a failed empire like england

User avatar #2479 to #2478 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
biggest in history m8
#2480 to #2479 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
had it
lost it
never getting it again

now forever a tiny island filled with chavs and kebabs

once you had an empire, now you got a slum
User avatar #2481 to #2480 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
same could be said for you but now you got a **** tonne of money invested in greece and turks
#2482 to #2481 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
yeah but our problem was the allies shoving this **** on us


dont remember anyone standing over england and telling them to accept kebabs in
User avatar #2483 to #2482 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
because you keep forgetting the 6 borillion
User avatar #2468 - damping (02/23/2015) [-]
Does Thursday work for you to continue our game?
User avatar #2494 to #2468 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
want to do euiv soon?
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - damping (02/26/2015) [-]
Gotta go to work for a couple hours first. Around 6:30 Eastern if that is OK.

New patch and DLC dropped.
User avatar #2496 to #2495 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
sure
User avatar #2498 to #2496 - damping (02/26/2015) [-]
Do you have class tomorrow?
User avatar #2499 to #2498 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
nope im free tomorrow
User avatar #2500 to #2499 - damping (02/26/2015) [-]
Alright. Good because I may have to play later tonight than 6:30 Eastern. Might be going out to dinner. I will let you know when I am ready to play. Saturday I will tons of time to play though.
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
I might not be on tomorrow actually. might be going out at night time
User avatar #2504 to #2501 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
There are apparently a ton of bugs right now from the New patch. Might be better to play Saturday when I have more time.
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
i've been playing all day and havent seen any

up to you
User avatar #2510 to #2505 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
You should keep an eye on the DLCs they might be on sale.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
if my bank lets me. I got plenty of money in it but they put my account on hold for no reason
User avatar #2512 to #2511 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
My parents have told me horror stories about British Banking. Like it is stuck in the middle ages.
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
most of us would like a banker culling
User avatar #2514 to #2513 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
At least your banks are not crashing the world economy though.
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
no just ours
#2516 to #2515 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
>MFW when 3 of my close friends are investment bankers.

User avatar #2518 to #2516 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
but still

we need a good old british reking
User avatar #2520 to #2518 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Just today I was eating dinner with my liberal friend. I mentioned how great it is to be in the one percent. He said if I am in the one percent I should pay for dinner. I replied that 1 percenters don't become rich by paying for things. They become rich by having poor people pay for it. The rest of the group had a laugh out of it. Liberals are so much fun to mess with.
User avatar #2527 to #2520 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
top kek

implying the south would ever last without conservatives destroying the rest of the country to keep them above water
User avatar #2525 to #2520 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Thank ****

I hate margaret thatcher as much as i hate the royal family
User avatar #2523 to #2520 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Please don't go there
#2524 to #2523 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Remember who you are dealing with.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
tfw working class northern scum
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Margaret Thatcher was the greatest thing to happen to Britain since the 7 years war.
User avatar #2517 to #2516 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
my uncle is
User avatar #2519 to #2517 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
They have to work 100 hour work weeks though. Hah.
User avatar #2506 to #2505 - damping (02/27/2015) [-]
Apparently it crashes in multiplayer. I'm available all Saturday though. I think that would be better.
User avatar #2497 to #2496 - damping (02/26/2015) [-]
A song to tide you over. This imagine "Kanye" is replaced with "the US" and the singer is all Europeans.

The Chainsmokers - KANYE (Instant Party! Remix)
User avatar #2470 to #2468 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm pretty much good for anyday of the week
#2458 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.**
why is turtletroll such a beta fag
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
im self conscious about that
#2461 to #2459 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
* flatulist to the king
* england hasnt had a king in decades
* turtle is unemployed
#2435 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
*runs up to turtle and explodes*
allahu akbar
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Going to kill yourself

Kill yourself trying to kill a nobody. Nobody wins
#2437 to #2436 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
* kill a chav
* dies and go to paradise
* **** 72 virgins forever
*....
* allahu akbar
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I also get 72 virgins for bringing down vor because of all your fetishes
#2439 to #2438 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
but youre british

you get 72 joshlols
#2440 to #2439 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Dont know if a man or woman
#2441 to #2440 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
i dont know really....i think at this point of loneliness....he'd be whatever you want him to be just to get laid
User avatar #2442 to #2441 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
But wont you also gets 72 joshlols?
#2443 to #2442 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
no im east german
id get 72 Kim Petras'
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
So you'd still get dudes
#2446 to #2445 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
shes post-op...so technically a girl now
User avatar #2447 to #2446 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
technically

technically speaking competitive sneezing could be a sport
#2448 to #2447 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
shes got boobs and a vag now....shes a girl

still doint know what your joshlol is
User avatar #2451 to #2448 - joshlol (02/23/2015) [-]
what
#2452 to #2451 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
100% sex change = girl

maybe i should find you a tranny, Josh.....i know one living in london...ill send her to you
User avatar #2455 to #2452 - joshlol (02/23/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #2449 to #2448 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
no ovaries and shiet

Basically just a inverted dick
#2450 to #2449 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll picture*"****vorasharaptor rolled image**   
where turtle takes josh on the first date
**vorasharaptor used "*roll picture*"**
**vorasharaptor rolled image**
where turtle takes josh on the first date
User avatar #2453 to #2450 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
IMPLYING HE/SHE GETS OFF FJ
#2454 to #2453 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
good point

i think hes addicted to his 2000 internet friends here
#2457 to #2454 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
tfw no meaningless arbitrary 2000 friends on a obscure 						******					 meme site    
   
I would have more if I didn't post stupid 						****					  mostly about da jews
tfw no meaningless arbitrary 2000 friends on a obscure ****** meme site

I would have more if I didn't post stupid **** mostly about da jews
#2471 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
well youre not black
so theyd be less mean to you
#2467 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
turtle: pack with explosives and shell acts like hand grenade shrapnel

turtle: naturally bald head

perfect
User avatar #2469 to #2467 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
I guess so but racists are surprisingly intolerant they wont let in non whites and i'm a green ************
#2465 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
still friends

you know you want to be a nazi terrorist turtle
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
hey its really hard work getting into ISIS and a skin head group while being a turtle
#2463 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
idk....
syrianassassin and schnizel have friends
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
other nazis and terrorists
#2460 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
* post **** about jews
* make friends with all the terrorists like syrianassassin and schnizel
* profit
User avatar #2462 to #2460 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
did you even see the video

nobody wants to be friends with nazis
User avatar #2431 - damping (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Let's do this
User avatar #2433 to #2431 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
wont be able to play again tomorrow for long if you do want to play

I got college on monday
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - damping (02/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty busy tomorrow too. Second half of the week I am normally available.
User avatar #2409 - damping (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright lets play. If you are still awake.
User avatar #2411 to #2409 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
want to play now?
User avatar #2412 to #2411 - damping (02/21/2015) [-]
ya. I'll make a game. Tag damping. see if you can find me
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
i am now give me 10 minutes though
#2403 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
turtle = chav
User avatar #2413 to #2403 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
vor = german pretentious latex pants techno dickhead
#2414 to #2413 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
fukken chav
im no ******* west german

im a pessimistic cynical black leather wearing gothic asshole

now go eat some spotted dick
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
go make abstract art movies and fatty sausages
#2416 to #2415 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
better than the toast dry 'humor' you call comedy and the fatty foods your people eat

what are you...like 3rd place for worlds fattest people right after mexico and usa
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Monty python

nuff said
#2418 to #2417 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
fun to watch the first time then move on and forget

red dward and lexx were englands claim to fame and now theyre gone
User avatar #2419 to #2418 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
fawlty towers
#2420 to #2419 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
pfftttt
john cleese was another "watch once then forget"
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
are you really saying fawlty towers was forgettable
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
fukin rek u m8

il fukin spark u owt
#2425 to #2423 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
young ones...dead.....bottom....dead....
#2424 to #2423 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
red dwarf, old forgotten
lexx, old forgotten
faulty towers, whose line is it anyway, brittas empire, monty python, coronation street, eastenders, royle family, etc all faded and dead
User avatar #2426 to #2424 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
im surprised you know royle family

it always seemed like a you have to be british to get it kind of thing
#2427 to #2426 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
well i dont live in usa

we actually get foreign shows

as opposed to america's 'make a ****** american version of them'
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
What about the inbetweeners UK?

I just wouldn't think that it would translate well. Hell it doesn't even translate that well to many people outside of northern england
#2429 to #2428 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
inbetweeners?
User avatar #2432 to #2429 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
You should watch it though.

Don't know if you'd like it or whatever but if you get the royle family you should be able to follow something as stupid as inbetweeners stupid but still well written and hilarious
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah

Do NOT watch the USA version holy **** is that bad.

It's a big show over here they made 2 movies from it aswell
User avatar #2397 - damping (02/20/2015) [-]
So, England is getting absolutely wrecked in Cricket.
User avatar #2380 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Whenever we play again, some good options are:

Ottomans-Russia
Ottomans-Poland
Burgundy-Savoy
Burgundy-Tuscany
Burgundy-Aragon
User avatar #2404 to #2380 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
want to play euiv now?
User avatar #2406 to #2404 - damping (02/21/2015) [-]
Question: Do you have any idea what NCAA 14 is?
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Some sports game?
#2408 to #2407 - damping (02/21/2015) [-]
The best sports game.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - damping (02/20/2015) [-]
Me and my friend have a dynasty in NCAA 14 and I gotta play my games. But when he is playing his, we can play. Warning, I will be getting drunk.
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Burgundy - Aragon seems interesting

Haven't played as either yet so i'd be up for that
#2391 to #2381 - damping (02/19/2015) [-]
When you searched for tags you pressed scan internet, not the actual search button, correct?
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
both
#2379 - vorasharaptor (02/18/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Beating your wives.**
why is turtletroll ******* crazy
User avatar #2382 to #2379 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Stop beating my wives and I wont be crazy
#2383 to #2382 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
youre married?

that scares me that theres women who'd marry a chav
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
for the welfare m8
#2385 to #2384 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
sooo....you admit girls dont dig you for you, they dig you only for your money
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
"my money" HAHAHAHAHA

the governments money not mine. I'm in debt right now so I don't have all this money to spend on gold diggers
#2387 to #2386 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah but they can still sponge a free home and food from your broke ass

ive seen deadbeat girls do that...hook up with welfare boys because theyre that low, welfare boys are better than being homeless
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Funny you mention that because I just got back from a house party and actually bought two girls food and helped pay for their taxi home

Shiet maybe you're right

#2389 to #2388 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
the broke chav just got milked for money now is more broke
User avatar #2390 to #2389 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
And they were russians

Drank my vodka, got a free ride home and free food

cykas
#2393 to #2390 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 to #2393 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 to #2394 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam ************* furry
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 to #2396 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 to #2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
User avatar #2374 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Well good game. We can play another time. And choose easier countries lol.
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah definitely

But we were also really unlucky
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Qara is a very hard game because no one wants to ally you.
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
everyone hated me that game. lithuania allied only to **** me off for poland mid war

im going to bed now though. 6:40 am bed time living the dream
User avatar #2378 to #2377 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Hah.
User avatar #2357 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s18Pp3cfiE1r rate my accent.
User avatar #2363 to #2358 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't understand a word after "joke". Speak English next time.
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
you wouldn't understand the superior northern dialect

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