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#994 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Realizing that konradkurze is a cis white male
Realizing that konradkurze is a cis white male
User avatar #995 to #994 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
realizing that turtletroll is a cis green male
User avatar #996 to #995 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Implying that im not a fluid gender transpecie transethnic.

I am a multi gender african american turtle and what you just said offended me
User avatar #997 to #996 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
implying that im not a gender neutral slaanesh marine

ill have you know im a gender-x nostraman chaos marine and you offend me with your loyalist propaganda
User avatar #998 to #997 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Chaos marines are known to rape.

Check your privilege
User avatar #999 to #998 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
rape?
i call ******** ...we dont rape mortals....and demon girls rape US
User avatar #1000 to #999 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Implying that men can be raped and womyn can rape?

Everybody is equal except those who are too privileged like yourself
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
.......implying demon women cant rape?

you dont know slaanesh demons do you.....

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
please read some feminist ideology and you will open your eyes pig
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
i know feminist ideology...and the worst cases are not much different than schnizels desired nazi regime

i think the future of feminism will be perfect for him....the return of the nazi reich, and he gets put in a luxurious breeding pen and ***** women all day
#1004 to #1003 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
The only way he's ever going to get laid
#1005 to #1004 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
turtletroll just did a real low blow there
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I always go for the balls

homo
#1008 to #1007 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Good
Good
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - konradkurze (23 hours ago) [-]
Schnizel

come tell this turtle that bosnian white is the master race and his green people are lesser
#1010 to #1009 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
"bosnian master race"
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - turtletroll ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
#37 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Schnizel wat r u saying abowt in Britain m8

Seen it pussy cunt
#980 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
< the internet before and after turtletroll
User avatar #981 to #980 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm getting a new cat tomorrow.

Slightly relevant
#983 to #982 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i 						****					 turtles not cats.
i **** turtles not cats.
#985 to #984 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I i i errrrrr.

I feel like bees are stinging my brain
User avatar #987 to #986 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
That cat is still confusing me. My dick doesn't know what to do. It's been bouncing around like crazy for the past 2 minutes.

User avatar #988 to #987 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
oh god that reminds me of a comic

now i have to post it
User avatar #989 to #988 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
REEEEEPOOOOOOOOSTTTTTTTT
User avatar #991 to #990 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
That's not your OC

You have no talent
User avatar #992 to #991 - konradkurze (08/28/2014) [-]
just has to be original....doesnt need to be ones own just not on FJ before
User avatar #993 to #992 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]


repost
#948 - konradkurze (08/26/2014) [-]
proof that Turtletroll is in fact a cat   
   
* cats often sit still and stare at 						****					 that isnt really there, or at random objects that suddenly appear to be cool for no apparent reason   
* turtletroll does this same thing   
   
therefore turtletroll is a cat
proof that Turtletroll is in fact a cat

* cats often sit still and stare at **** that isnt really there, or at random objects that suddenly appear to be cool for no apparent reason
* turtletroll does this same thing

therefore turtletroll is a cat
User avatar #957 to #948 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
What animal would you be
User avatar #958 to #957 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
i collect stuff i like.....i eat mostly crap.....
im a crow
User avatar #959 to #958 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
My old cat once killed a crow

So therefore Me>you
User avatar #960 to #959 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
enjoy your diabetes
User avatar #961 to #960 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Enjoy my digestive system you bird ****
#962 to #961 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
implying you can keep me in there
User avatar #963 to #962 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Man the munchies have strengthened my digestive system.

I could eat a bomb and then detonate it and be fine
User avatar #964 to #963 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
then ill curl into a ball in your intestines and permanently constipate you
User avatar #965 to #964 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
You forgetting that I live in a big muslim area. Everytime I get the munchies and go to a takeaway it has to be curries.

You sure you can deal with 3 servings of vindaloo in your eyes?
User avatar #966 to #965 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
so i have my eyes burn.....totall worth having you puff up like a balloon full of your own poop and farts that never come out

you gotta know how painful holding poop and farts in can be...imagine that for weeks
User avatar #967 to #966 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes but you're the one living next to my ****

I think I come out better in this situation
User avatar #968 to #967 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
i think after being in a stomach full of acid and spices...id be beyond giving a ****
User avatar #969 to #968 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I couldnt give a **** either pun intended
User avatar #970 to #969 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
i think it you dont **** for long enough, you die
User avatar #971 to #970 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
But at the same time the only food you have to eat is my **** and really spicy curries.

And what would you drink? my acids
User avatar #972 to #971 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
ill just sit there and suffer dehydration waiting for you to die from not ********
User avatar #973 to #972 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
And you also cant breathe
User avatar #974 to #973 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
great we die together

still be embarrasing for you

"here lies turtletroll....died from a bird up his ass"

for me
"here lies konrad....died in a ******** that actually wasnt america"
User avatar #979 to #974 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Eminem - Fack lyrics

My life song
User avatar #977 to #974 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
You will be in that puddle too

It would look like I tried to shove a crow up my ass like some people do with gerbils
User avatar #975 to #974 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I thought I would die from something way more embarrassing.
User avatar #976 to #975 - konradkurze (08/27/2014) [-]
well when you die and your muscles relax....you'll **** out a week's worth of poop and the ambuland workers will find you laying in a puddle of brown
User avatar #949 to #948 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
but if im a cat wheres my tail?

You take my tail ?
User avatar #950 to #949 - konradkurze (08/26/2014) [-]
i cut it off and sold it to an asian chef
User avatar #952 to #951 - konradkurze (08/26/2014) [-]
puts a bandaid on it susan
User avatar #953 to #952 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
too l8 m8

Been at my dads for almost 2 weeks tfw no internet and have to socialize
User avatar #954 to #953 - konradkurze (08/26/2014) [-]
youre a joshlol clone?
no friends?
#956 to #954 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
I ended up spending £145   
   
mfw party hard
I ended up spending £145

mfw party hard
User avatar #955 to #954 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Nope nope nope

I will never be that thing

But i was so bored
User avatar #940 to #939 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
K

Im about to go eat some chicken for dinner right now actually. I'm sure he will be delicious
User avatar #942 to #941 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
You go out and eat raw vegetables straight out the ground and see what it does to you.

We have to prepare food like meat AND vegetables. Also believe it or not but plants are actually alive and respond if you damage them so I guess what you're doing is growing a life just to make it breed so you can eat it?

User avatar #944 to #943 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
They ARE alive.

They went down a different evolutionary path to animals but they're still living beings.
User avatar #945 to #944 - caffeinecommissar (08/21/2014) [-]
Which is why you and I smoke them?
User avatar #946 to #945 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
We are evil people.

Killing living things and smoking the corpses
#947 to #946 - caffeinecommissar (08/22/2014) [-]
But it feels so good.
But it feels so good.
User avatar #931 - caffeinecommissar (08/11/2014) [-]
**** , turtletroll - my Stonerdudebro - gotta hear this.

>Be me, literally five minutes ago.
>Sitting outside the house, at the back, smoking some unknown **** .
>Blunt goes out, lighter can not be found.
>Look around me, no ******* where.
>"Heh, this will make a good story to tell Turtletroll. Better light up again.
>Go inside house to fetch matches and a candle.
>Puts blunt down so I don't walk all over the house with it.
>Find matches, get a candle.
>Blunt is no where to be found.

Okay ****** , that was some good **** .

I found the blunt as I was typing this story, I put it by the computer somehow, going out to smoke again.
User avatar #936 to #931 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
So what happened?
User avatar #937 to #936 - caffeinecommissar (08/15/2014) [-]
Eh when? The Nation Builder chat? I was basically overtired and snapped.
User avatar #938 to #937 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Its fine anyway im sure we can wait until next week or whatever
User avatar #933 to #931 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah smoking effects memory pretty bad

I once went to my friends house and forgot which house it was but convinced myself it was a certain one. Knocked on the door and this guy opened it and I just entered without even asking or looking at him and as I was about to go upstairs someone shouted from upstairs "Who have you let in".

That's when I realized that i'm a ******* moron
User avatar #934 to #933 - caffeinecommissar (08/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, later found my lighter in my sock, my work pants has no pockets so I've developed a habit of stashing stuff in my socks.
User avatar #932 to #931 - caffeinecommissar (08/11/2014) [-]
Now where did I put the matches?
#935 to #891 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Have you seen the film Control about Ian Curtis?   
   
My dad just bought it and I know you like Joy Division.   
   
Also mfw finding out my dad likes joy division
Have you seen the film Control about Ian Curtis?

My dad just bought it and I know you like Joy Division.

Also mfw finding out my dad likes joy division
User avatar #892 to #891 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Well he was right in the end wasn't he?
#894 to #893 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
If I can enter can I also backspace?
User avatar #898 to #894 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
turtletrolls life song

Afroman - Because I Got High
User avatar #900 to #898 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Your life song

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
#901 to #900 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
a turtletroll is a mammal
#902 to #901 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I have a spiders nest strategically placed in my anus   
   
I dare you
I have a spiders nest strategically placed in my anus

I dare you
User avatar #896 to #895 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
the SCHNIZNIPOBAMSNIPSNIPSNAP

Let's brake this down. Schniz. That's short for Schnizel
Nip. Derogatory term for Japanese
Bam. Sound of an explosion
Snip. Cutting something
Snap. Could be somebody snapping and doing something crazy?

In short. I believe this proves that Schnizel got all emo and started cutting himself before snapping and allying himself with the japanese and then blowing up the twin towers.

Snozel did 9/11
User avatar #897 to #896 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
Sniz - angry ************ who needs weed to shill
Nip: angry honor system ************* who need to shill
Bam: sound of drug dealers gun shooting cops
Snip - cutting the baggie open
snap - when someone gets a bad trip and turtletroll shouts 'aw snap'

User avatar #899 to #897 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I thought sniz was 9/11 but i was acualy 9/11
User avatar #903 to #899 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
Sniz is the kind of terrorist that brought a sick note from his doctor saying he cant suicide bomb
family guy - osama bin laden
User avatar #904 to #903 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
They have doctors in bosnia?

Can schnizel confirm please
User avatar #915 to #904 - schnizel ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #929 to #926 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
they r cheip
User avatar #927 to #926 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
***** that was a long time ago
User avatar #928 to #927 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh yeah just saw the date on it

But for real though. Adidas tracksuits. Whats up with em
User avatar #916 to #915 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
What a time to be alive
User avatar #917 to #916 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #918 to #917 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
You guys getting internet soon?
User avatar #919 to #918 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #920 to #919 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
tfw knowing snozel has no running water ;(

ill send you some shekels lil ***** so you can get your flu jabs
User avatar #921 to #920 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
aww yis
User avatar #922 to #921 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
How are the riots going in bosnia?
User avatar #923 to #922 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
None so far.
User avatar #924 to #923 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Well shiet is there some protests going on atleast? I thought something was happening
User avatar #925 to #924 - schnizel ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
nope
#905 to #904 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
of course he has doctors...how else does Schnizel carry out medical experiments
User avatar #906 to #905 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
>IMPLYING THAT EVER HAPPENED

YOU BELIEVE THE JEW LIES GOOD GOY

jk
User avatar #907 to #906 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
some of it did happen....

oddest thing...a couple years back a jew doctor who was a camp inmate in the war...was caught performing nazi style experiments on his patients in israel
User avatar #908 to #907 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Thats why I said jk m8

Sick ***** be in every country
User avatar #909 to #908 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
though sniz would be evil enough to do random **** like seeing how long a jew and survive inside a microwave before they explode....or testing having technologicl devices implanted into people like the mechanicus from warhammer
User avatar #910 to #909 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I think he's lost in the Warhammer 40k universe

He wants a absolute monarchy ruling a xenophobic, militarized nation

What if he is the emperor and Warhammer 40k is a prophecy?

User avatar #911 to #910 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
i think given north korea is losing faith in kim jong un...its time to put snizz in the leadership role he wants
User avatar #912 to #911 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Snizz Jong El
#913 to #912 - konradkurze (08/09/2014) [-]
Schnizel
Bosnia south europe
BEST south europe
#914 to #913 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
Your paint skills are incredible   
   
Bosni becomes best Korea   
   
Anyway I gotta go bed. Tired as a 						*******					 						******					 doing something 						*********
Your paint skills are incredible

Bosni becomes best Korea

Anyway I gotta go bed. Tired as a ******* ****** doing something *********
#864 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
'sup turtletroll, sorry for disturbing you like this.

What can you tell me 'bout cannabis tolerance? I've been smoking a lot of weed recently (compared to my usual standards) and I think the effect is wearing off.
User avatar #866 to #864 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Weed tolerance is like any other drug. If you gave it a few weeks it will pretty much be gone
User avatar #867 to #866 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
Cool thanks, I'll try to get some more and confirm it is weed-tolerance and not just ****** weed to blame.

And thanks for the Friend Invite.
User avatar #876 to #867 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
No problem m8

If you use regularly it's going to happen and that's when it starts to **** with you a bit
User avatar #877 to #876 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks for the help. If you ever find yourself in the greater Copenhagen area, feel free to drop a message and first joint is on me.
#865 to #864 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
Also, I made this for konradkurze, but he doesn't smoke weed so I had to smoke them for/without him.
User avatar #868 to #865 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
you got way too much time dude

thanks though
User avatar #869 to #868 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
I was without internet for the weekend (and I used the same seven blunts).
User avatar #870 to #869 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
lord of the stoners

User avatar #871 to #870 - caffeinecommissar (08/07/2014) [-]
I knew making a picture for you was a good choice.

That being said, I don't think I deserve such a fancy title.
User avatar #872 to #871 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
well idk if youll keep the title.... turtletroll is very protective of his rank as master stoner...he might fight you

User avatar #875 to #872 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
caffinecommissar I'm coming for you

You walked right into the lions den when you thought you could take my rightful place
User avatar #878 to #875 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
epic fight time

two stoners who are too stoned to feel pain, stabbing each other to no effect
User avatar #879 to #878 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
What if we're both zombies. Died from overdose and the drugs kept us alive and still do.

Heroin Zombies
User avatar #880 to #879 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
* stoners
* zombies

how can one tell the difference
User avatar #881 to #880 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
It takes one to know one
User avatar #882 to #881 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
im no stoner
i just sleep like **** and getting out of bed is like rising from the grave
User avatar #883 to #882 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
How would you know what rising from the grave is like

"It takes one to know one" I was referring to zombies.

***** you dead
#884 to #883 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
When you realize that Konradkurze is the zombie patient zero and is going to kill everyone
When you realize that Konradkurze is the zombie patient zero and is going to kill everyone
#885 to #884 - konradkurze (08/08/2014) [-]
Nazi Zombie invasion time

User avatar #886 to #885 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
But if I kill you then all the zombies die cos youre patient 0
User avatar #887 to #886 - konradkurze (08/08/2014) [-]
hence why i stay out of danger and just keep infecting people to build up a huge horde of zombies
User avatar #888 to #887 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
u r 4getin i am mastur hax0r and can hax u nd find were u r

I am anomalous
I am Legun
I cant remember the last part
#889 to #888 - konradkurze (08/08/2014) [-]
here haxor
meet doctor Hax

All dr. Hax moments
User avatar #771 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
just went to the supermarket and saw them selling large bags of bread rolls for $4.20

my first thought:

* bread is baked
* 420 is all about getting baked

kinda thinking what if the staff member with the pricing gun is having a giggle
User avatar #890 to #771 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
You getting Eternal Crusade then Phaqet?
User avatar #848 to #771 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Milk in Tea is the foundation of all society
User avatar #849 to #848 - konradkurze (08/06/2014) [-]
milk in tea
milk in coffee

hell milk in hot chocolate makes it that little better too
User avatar #850 to #849 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Milk is the source of happiness
User avatar #853 to #852 - konradkurze (08/06/2014) [-]
what
turtletroll hates girls?

***** be gayer than joshlol
User avatar #858 to #853 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
lol u ghey not me phagit
User avatar #859 to #858 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
you make ************ looks straight as an arrow
User avatar #861 to #859 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
You erm.

Well **** there's no topping that
User avatar #862 to #861 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
youre so stoned....its like courtney love, ozzy osbourne, steven tyler, snoop dog, and amy winehouse went full captain planet to summon you
User avatar #863 to #862 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I am currently not blazing it 420

I am just tired as ****
User avatar #854 to #853 - joshlol (08/06/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #855 to #854 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Nothing is gayer then you

Not even the gay pile
User avatar #856 to #855 - joshlol (08/06/2014) [-]
the **** is "the gay pile" ?
User avatar #860 to #856 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
seriously
joshlol doesnt watch southpark?

he lives a sheltered life
User avatar #873 to #860 - joshlol (08/07/2014) [-]
I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - konradkurze (08/07/2014) [-]
*throws joshlol in the gay pile with schnizel, syrianassassin, ************ and turtletroll*
#857 to #856 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#828 to #771 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How come you're always on late when I am   
   
You stalkin me fagot?
How come you're always on late when I am

You stalkin me fagot?
User avatar #829 to #828 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
look at your bedroom window

see that guy in the tree with the laptop?
thats me watching you man
ALWAYS WATCHING
User avatar #830 to #829 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh you're phil?

I gave you the name phil and I was too scared to ask you you're real name
User avatar #831 to #830 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
right
remember my name
youll be moaning it later
#832 to #831 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have no problem with being gay. Homophobia was designed by the stupid christians to stop us from enjoying each other
I have no problem with being gay. Homophobia was designed by the stupid christians to stop us from enjoying each other
User avatar #833 to #832 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
* christians hate gays
* jews made christianity

therefore jews are to blame for homophobia
User avatar #834 to #833 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Jews made Christianity
Christianity being introduced into the Roman empire brought it down

Jews destroyed the Roman empire. Now we know why snozel hates them so much
User avatar #835 to #834 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
hel Schnizel hates everyone not bosnian or german
User avatar #836 to #835 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
even me ?

british master race tho
User avatar #838 to #837 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
SNOBS? DOES HE KNOW WE HAD THE LARGEST EMPIRE IN HISTORY

******* BOSNIAN CUNT DONT KNOW **** ABOUT TEA

WE ARE THE GREAT PEOPLE

ahem.. I mean I disagree
User avatar #839 to #838 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
biggest empire....also did alot of **** wrong
User avatar #840 to #839 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
******* CUNT WHAT DID YOU SAY

ILL COLONIZE YOUR LIFE NEXT FAGGOT

I meant.. The mistakes were small so whatever.
User avatar #841 to #840 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
small?

england imported slaves and turns jamaica into a ****** country halfway sent india that way
User avatar #842 to #841 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
THE ******* MOUTH ON YOU SUB HUMAN

I OUGHT TO SEND YOU TO JAMAICA WITH ALL THE OTHER *******

...They got lost or something. Not our fault
User avatar #843 to #842 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
plus england is the one who set up israel and made it into the litle bitch of the middle east causing all this trouble
User avatar #844 to #843 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
That's not our fault.

It was the jews!
User avatar #845 to #844 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
you and your jewnited kingdom
#846 to #845 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
We only stay united by our love for tea   
   
But there is a civil war brewing between those who drink with milk and those milkless 						*******					 who dont know how to make tea
We only stay united by our love for tea

But there is a civil war brewing between those who drink with milk and those milkless ******* who dont know how to make tea
User avatar #847 to #846 - konradkurze (08/06/2014) [-]
milkless.....that **** only floated in WW2 where you couldnt get milk at all....after the war you got ******* milk you used it
User avatar #813 to #771 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Thing is that he wasn't even good in either philidelphia or the green mile or Forest Gump. Yet everyone thinks he was mindblowing in those roles.

liking traps means your gay bro
User avatar #814 to #813 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
* implying you never did anything gay
User avatar #815 to #814 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Pfff i let 13 homeless guys **** me but I said no homo first so its not gay
User avatar #816 to #815 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
if its got a prety face, boobs and a warm wet hole ******** ...its female
#817 to #816 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
So a pretty fat guy is a female?   
   
THIS BOOTY WILL MAKE YOU STRAIGHT
So a pretty fat guy is a female?

THIS BOOTY WILL MAKE YOU STRAIGHT
#819 to #818 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome
You're welcome
#820 to #819 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**

turtletroll will **** this
#821 to #820 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Already done it
Already done it
#822 to #821 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
this is one thing turtletroll will not tap
User avatar #823 to #822 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
EWW

A bird in a hat. That is ******* vile
#824 to #823 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
will turtletroll **** a chocobo
User avatar #825 to #824 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Told you man

I don't **** birds. especially if theyre wearing a hat
User avatar #826 to #825 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 7**
would turtletroll **** big bird from sesame street
#827 to #826 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I can't hide my feelings any more for big bird and I can't deal with the embarrassment of loving a bird.

I'm going to commit suicide. For how could one love such a beast? even though the beast has a sexy yellow feathery ass
User avatar #793 to #771 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
The Great Turkish Bosnian Master Race
User avatar #794 to #793 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
* bosniaks
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User avatar #796 to #795 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
*sends you to rehab*
User avatar #797 to #796 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
*Sends you to bosnia*

Who has it worse?
User avatar #798 to #797 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
sweet bosnia, i can cross the border to serbia and find some hot serb actress i like
User avatar #799 to #798 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
In rehab I can bang all the troubled teen mom addicts I want!
User avatar #800 to #799 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
if youre into a place full of courtney love and amy winehouse lookalikes
User avatar #801 to #800 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Dude they're like every stoner's dream girl
User avatar #802 to #801 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
._. iaint even a stoner and id **** courtney
#803 to #802 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Now kurzey this may shock you but I actually find Emma Watson attractive.    
   
I would actually have sex with her
Now kurzey this may shock you but I actually find Emma Watson attractive.

I would actually have sex with her
#804 to #803 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
question is....

youre a stoner...what WOULDNT you **** given enough drugs
#805 to #804 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Jim Carrey.

Hate his ******* guts
User avatar #806 to #805 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
plus he got to suck that girls boob in me myself and irene...iwasjealous
User avatar #807 to #806 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
He was one of the people that made the Anti Vaccine thing so popular

Plus he plays the exact same character in every film. I don't even view him as a actor if he does the same thing every single time
User avatar #808 to #807 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
thats the problem.....every generation has a couple comedians that do the same thing over and over.....like gilbert gotfried or bob goldwait
and stupid people just folow like good sheep and love them because they just keep repeating the same **** they can understand
User avatar #809 to #808 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
But what really annoys me is when people say "hes a great actor"

Nope hate him

I would rather **** a angry polarbear around its young
User avatar #810 to #809 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
because sheep hate change, they prefer the same old repeated so they dont have to adjust their ideal of comedy to new characters, they just want the same **** in a new wrapper

carrey was goodin the mask, and thats where he stopped for me...all his other movies were meh
i only liked pet detective for the transvestite cop lady
User avatar #811 to #810 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
You like traps?

You know who is the worst. Tom Hanks. I hate every movie he has been a part of aside from Saving Private Ryan

Then people call me a hipster for not liking him and carrey
#812 to #811 - konradkurze (08/05/2014) [-]
I LIKE TRAPS
pic related

yeah tom sucks.....also gotta ask why he dropped his self respect to play a retard in forest gump and a fag in philadelphia
#772 to #771 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Dude like what if they wernt bread rolls but weed rolls like dude
Dude like what if they wernt bread rolls but weed rolls like dude
User avatar #773 to #772 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
they were cheesy bread rolls

kinda thinking the kind of thing stoners would sit down to eat and say its the best food theyve ever tasted
User avatar #774 to #773 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Stoners make total ******** food and think it's incredible. Bitches need to try my Peanutbutter and banana toast burgers and see what good food is
User avatar #775 to #774 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
i knew one stoner.....went to the store hungry as **** ...bought a 5 pack of noodles, a roll of meat, a 6 pack of eggs....came home, coked it all together...took like 5 bites then started whining hes full

i was like "dude seriously"?
#776 to #775 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
At music festival last year. Finished watching Cancer Bats and no other bands I liked were on until later. Go back to my tent and my friend bought 18 donuts (Cost about £30 cos festival prices are ******* dumb) and was too sick to watch the rest of the bands until the headliners
User avatar #777 to #776 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
i saw one stoner from brazil trying to open a can with a carving knife..... one hand on the can the other up on the handle....since i didnt like brazil guys..i decided to just watch until he accidentally stabbed himself.......sadly a local stoner who was smarter than him stepped in and showed him a safer way.....fml
#778 to #777 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Seriously tho at festivals a bottle of water is £3 to £4.    
   
I've eaten a whole tub of icecream in one sitting and felt like a fat cunt for the rest of the day #420problems
Seriously tho at festivals a bottle of water is £3 to £4.

I've eaten a whole tub of icecream in one sitting and felt like a fat cunt for the rest of the day #420problems
#779 to #778 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
*prods your tummy*   
   
that 						****					 jiggles enough it needs an electro song to add to the rythym
*prods your tummy*

that **** jiggles enough it needs an electro song to add to the rythym
User avatar #780 to #779 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Im not snizel
User avatar #781 to #780 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
dude, schnizel is in bosnian

***** is so poor and skinny hes like a camp survivor
User avatar #782 to #781 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
>IMPLYING THE "CAMP" "SURVIVORS" WERE NOT FED WELL. DO U EVEN 14/88

Oh **** maybe i am snizel
User avatar #783 to #782 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
well fine, hes like the propaganda image of the camp inmates

User avatar #784 to #783 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
That's more like it

If you had ever been on /pol/ you would know that the camps were fully fitted with theaters and every inmate received lots of money and cars
User avatar #785 to #784 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
schnizel has little money

he is still making payments on his one potato
User avatar #787 to #785 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
What is snizel is the Emperor of Bosnia?
User avatar #788 to #787 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
he likes to think so

he likes to preach he is pure bosnian...white illyrian
#789 to #788 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Nevar forgit ((((((((((((
User avatar #791 to #790 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Snizel is pretending to be white so he can rebuild the Ottoman empire
User avatar #792 to #791 - konradkurze (08/04/2014) [-]
with his own 'bosni master race"
User avatar #786 to #785 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
The fact that he has a potato makes him a god in Bosnia
#742 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Konradkurze
Konradkurze
User avatar #770 to #742 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Konradkurze

Should I get Fallout 1 or 2. Or Tactics. Cos I know you've played them before
User avatar #745 to #744 - konradkurze (07/27/2014) [-]
wait
i thought being stoned made you immune to fear

#746 to #745 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I am fear
User avatar #747 to #746 - konradkurze (07/27/2014) [-]
FEAR:
FULL of ECSTASY, ACID and ROIDS
#748 to #747 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
What did you think it stood for?
#750 to #749 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Fully Erect Angry Rhinos
Fully Erect Angry Rhinos
User avatar #751 to #750 - konradkurze (07/27/2014) [-]
of course a gay turtletroll talks about erections
User avatar #769 to #751 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Everybody is a little bit gay
#752 to #751 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#753 to #752 - konradkurze (07/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is turtletroll a gay rapist like ************
User avatar #768 to #753 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I can tell you that,

**** yes
User avatar #754 to #753 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
now you'll never know
User avatar #755 to #754 - konradkurze (07/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
should i lock turtletroll and ************ in a room together and let them divide by zero trying to gay rape each other
User avatar #756 to #755 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
its sexy time, turtletroll ;)
#758 to #756 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #757 to #756 - konradkurze (07/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
who will win

evens: muddy
odds: turtle
#759 to #757 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Muddy getting raped for a change
#760 to #759 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
thats the way i like it
thats the way i like it
#761 to #760 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I will finally live my dream of raping muddy
User avatar #767 to #766 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm a kill this faggot twice
User avatar #764 to #761 - konradkurze (07/28/2014) [-]
is it rape if he wants it?
User avatar #765 to #764 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
He wont want what i'm going to do to him

I'm gonna get into some medieval brutality on his ass
#763 to #762 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#740 to #739 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #737 - schnizel ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#738 to #737 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #727 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
konradkurze

i am yo bottom bitch whether you like it or not
User avatar #728 to #727 - konradkurze (07/18/2014) [-]
You the Ho
#729 to #728 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
mmmmhmmm
mmmmhmmm
User avatar #730 to #729 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
*summons demons to tentacle rape you*
#731 to #730 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games until kronzy calls in the anime tentacle rape monsters
User avatar #733 to #732 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
I still haven't watched Archer yet.

iz et gud?
User avatar #734 to #733 - konradkurze (07/19/2014) [-]
starts slow but gets better as they develop the characters

Krieger is the best one
User avatar #735 to #734 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but is it as good as "Dekuuuu senpaiiiii bakkaaaaaaaaaa kurruuuuuuuu ********** domo arigoto mr robotoooo ching chong" anime series?!
User avatar #708 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
do i look crazy to you?

Krieger Doing Some Gun Mods on Archer
User avatar #709 to #708 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
No not at all pffff kurze being crazy? Now that's whats crazy! just keep doing what you're doing mr sane
#710 to #709 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
doing?

im doing cocaine

User avatar #713 to #712 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
No spiders pls
User avatar #715 to #714 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
They come in my home. Into my bedroom and think they're ******* cool.

Spiders are cunts
User avatar #717 to #716 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Le
Rage faces

Thatsaboldstrategycottenletsseeifitpaysoffforhim.jpg
#720 to #718 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
le le le. LE LE LE LE!!!
User avatar #719 to #718 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
LE

Le le le le. Le le le le le le le?

le le le le.
User avatar #721 to #719 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le
#722 to #721 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Le le le le le le?    
   
LE LE LE LE 						******					 LE LE LE CUNT LE
Le le le le le le?

LE LE LE LE ****** LE LE LE CUNT LE
#723 to #722 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
*le cuts turtletroll and watches the meth bleed out*
#724 to #723 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
*le turtletroll throws le blue eyes white dragon down in attack position*
User avatar #725 to #724 - konradkurze (07/17/2014) [-]
*unleashes my mewtwo and wins the battle*

#726 to #725 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
*You activated my trap card. Change of hearts and now for the next turn mew two is my card! I now sacrifice mew two to bring Exodia onto the field*

GG NO RE FAGIT
User avatar #666 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
more music for turtletroll to get stoned to

Madness Combat 4 Apotheosis (MUSIC)
#691 to #666 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You can't stop my tears
You can't stop my tears
#692 to #691 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
dont cry for your metal   
   
your tears will make the metal rust
dont cry for your metal

your tears will make the metal rust
#693 to #692 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Iron Maiden never rusts.    
   
Aside from Virtual XI that album didn't work well
Iron Maiden never rusts.

Aside from Virtual XI that album didn't work well
User avatar #695 to #694 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I had a filling done without anesthetics because the dentist didn't think the cavity went down to the roots.

******* HURT
User avatar #696 to #695 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
*ties you to the dentist chair and drills each of your teeth*
#697 to #696 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Not the teeth    
   
I hate dentists
Not the teeth

I hate dentists
#698 to #697 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
i will add your teeth to the pile
User avatar #699 to #698 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You have a teeth pile?

Starting to learn about kurzes fetishes is disturbing
User avatar #700 to #699 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
collecting trophies is a good thing

at least im not Schnizel going around ripping gold teeth out of jews to add to the nazi wealth
User avatar #701 to #700 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Turns out snizel isnt a kebab hes actually black

funnyjunk.com/user/schnizel/4500#4500

He is Snoop Doggy Dawg
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
wouldnt be surprised if he was one of those black guys who act like they have some right to someone elses country

all the fuss Schnizel made over calling himself 'an illyrian" was him trying to convince himself hes either bosnian or at least one of the arabs who migrate to south europe and thus pretend he belongs there
#703 to #702 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I ******* knew it.

Snizel is about as white as kunta kinte.

Snizel being a true white illyrian
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
well its the same deal...arabs and apes with some arab ancestors....using the word illyrian...the same way arabs use the word 'aryan' when they want to move into europe

hell ive met some iranians who, we got talking, they asked where im from...i said east germany....they immediately said "oh so youre aryan....we're aryan too"
#705 to #704 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
mfw my ancestors heritage is being shared by the glorious arab master race.

Feels good
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
turtletroll arab?

turtles that explode?

MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)
User avatar #707 to #706 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Absolutely Haram
User avatar #668 to #666 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Turtles top stoner tips.

#1. Always be high
#7. ******* Pink.... Floyd
User avatar #667 to #666 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
100/10 Best music ever

But not as good stoner music as early floyd

Pink Floyd - Careful With That Axe Eugene
User avatar #669 to #667 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
here have some 80s music

The Misfits-I am a Giant
#670 to #669 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
TOO MUCH 80'S
TOO MUCH 80'S
#672 to #671 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
AWWW YISSS 						******					 steppenwolf    
   
     
   
Also you need to hear this album i fookin love it
AWWW YISSS ****** steppenwolf

Wolves In The Throne Room - Celestite [Full Album]

Also you need to hear this album i fookin love it
User avatar #674 to #673 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Wolves in the Throne Room - Celestial Lineage [Full Album] HD

If you play that album I just sent you with this one at the same time it was made so they fit together to form a album together when played at the same time

That is about as 90's as the offspring
User avatar #676 to #675 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Depeche Mode - Strangelove (Remastered Video)

Woooo 80s
User avatar #677 to #676 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
awwww yissss depeche mode

toortoolltrull is mah *****

Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again (Remastered Video)
#678 to #677 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 love that song
I ******* love that song
#680 to #679 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
We get each others music kurzey but all this 80's stuff is only a servant for the true music gods of metal.
Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal (Explicit)

We get each others music kurzey but all this 80's stuff is only a servant for the true music gods of metal.

User avatar #681 to #680 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
here
girls can do the growl good

KiTTiE - BRaCKiSH original Version - HQ
User avatar #682 to #681 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
A all woman metal group that isn't just about having a hot bitch front center and actually has decent music backing it? holy shieeeeet

But let's be honest. The best metal voice ever.

I'm a Goofy Goober - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (10/10) Movie CLIP (2004) HD
User avatar #684 to #683 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
One of the best GNR songs

But the question is? Do you love sabaton?

Sabaton - Night Witches (Lyrics)
User avatar #685 to #684 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
meh theyre okay
prefer manowar
User avatar #689 to #685 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Iron Maiden. Okay

Kurze I am disappoint. You have failed your final test
#690 to #689 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
hush
no tears

only dreams

Dr Rockso - I do cocain
User avatar #686 to #685 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You like manowar too?

Now the final test. DO U LIK IYON MAYDEN FAGOT?
User avatar #687 to #686 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
theyre okay....but more into individual songs than bands

HEAVY METAL-Cheap Trick-Reach Out
#633 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Konradkurze every day   
   
 in a alternate universe
Konradkurze every day

in a alternate universe
User avatar #635 to #634 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
And you are totally devoted to the Emperor and a member of the Ecclesiarchy
#636 to #635 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
*kicks you in the balls so hard the enter you're body and become ovaries*
User avatar #637 to #636 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
It's a alternate universe.

I'm a straight up conservative christian who wont drink or do any mind altering drugs
User avatar #638 to #637 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
well actually....the opposite of me would be possibly Alpha Legion.....

as a night lord....im against the imperium and only side with chaos because its convenient
the opposite would be against chaos and giving a little help to the imperium like alhpa legion do....yeah they still fight the imperium but are trying to save humanity
User avatar #652 to #638 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
So you are a crack addicted female alpha legion?
#653 to #652 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
negative
im a cocaine addicted transgender Night Lord

you really dont know me do you?....you dont pay attention to me.........that'd make me sad if i wasnt buzzing on a white christmas right now
User avatar #654 to #653 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
But it's a alternate universe.

You would be alpha legion
User avatar #655 to #654 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
no, alternate reality would make me a raven guard

"hey look at me...im sooooo good and gay for the emperor and gotta protect people nuuuuh"

fukken gay ravens
User avatar #656 to #655 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
You would be a female racially tolerant raven guard with a major lady boner for the emperor.
User avatar #657 to #656 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah.... **** alternate universes......i dont wanna be tolerant of the apes.....

User avatar #658 to #657 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
But what would that make me?
User avatar #659 to #658 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
the opposite of you would be a black female catholic nun

aka whoopi goldberg from sister act
#660 to #659 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
mfw me being black
User avatar #661 to #660 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
you want to be obama?
#663 to #661 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Wait because turtles are amphibious would I be a black female rhino catholic nun conservative royalist?!
Wait because turtles are amphibious would I be a black female rhino catholic nun conservative royalist?!
User avatar #664 to #663 - konradkurze (07/16/2014) [-]
seriously

you gotta be on a soup of drugs to get your weird ideas
#662 to #661 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
No.

Considering im a turtle person that would make me a black female whale catholic nun
User avatar #640 to #639 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
duh

in an alternate universe we'd both be female

turtletrollette or turtletrollina?
User avatar #641 to #640 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Turtletrollina sounds better.

ConnieKurze
User avatar #642 to #641 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
wait
wasnt the female ninja turtle called Venus

thats you're new name
User avatar #643 to #642 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I have to say it feels right to be a woman.

For too long i have been a woman in a mans body now i am free from my male cage.

Im gonna suck so much Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
User avatar #644 to #643 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
how?

turtle dicks are huge mushrooms.....you'd have to do a mudkipintense bodyloveer and pop you're jaw out to fit it all in
#645 to #644 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I think I can do it
User avatar #647 to #646 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Im a girl now
User avatar #648 to #647 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah but we were just discussing possible alternate universe

here in this one,...talking about you liking dick
yur ghey
#649 to #648 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #650 to #649 - konradkurze (07/14/2014) [-]
mudkipintense bodyloveer
i summon thee

come show turtletroll its not just his shell thats hard for him
invade him like you'ree england and his ass is india
#651 to #650 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
My anus is ready
My anus is ready
#614 to #579 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
turtletroll
turtletroll
User avatar #615 to #614 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
BUZZ LOOK A PLANE!
#617 to #616 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
What is it with you and jews
What is it with you and jews
#619 to #618 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
What is there to understand.

"Hi syrianass whats up"

"Kek heres a jew gif"
#621 to #620 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
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#623 to #622 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
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#625 to #624 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
You when dead american soldiers
You when dead american soldiers
#580 to #579 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Not rehab   
   
Thats where addictions go to die
Not rehab

Thats where addictions go to die
User avatar #581 to #580 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
hence the response

im sure youd say that
#582 to #581 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
You will never take me alive
You will never take me alive
User avatar #583 to #582 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
we can shoot you with a couple tranqulizer darts and when you pass out...tie you down and send you to rehab
#584 to #583 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
User avatar #585 to #584 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
fine
we'll just board up your bedroom windows and lock the door from the outside, and cut a small slot in the door to pass you trays of food

we'll make you wait it out in your own room till youre clean
#586 to #585 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures heroin and pumps it straight into the blood stream
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures heroin and pumps it straight into the blood stream
User avatar #587 to #586 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
then we'll slip detox meds into your food till your body adjusts to stop making drugs
#588 to #587 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I will just have to resort to holding my breath for long periods of time until I get high or die
User avatar #589 to #588 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
fine we'll tie you down and put an oxygen tube up your nose to force you to breathe and a feeding tube in your mouth to force feed you
#590 to #589 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #591 to #590 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
we'll clean you up and do a clockwork orange and progrm you to be anti-drug
User avatar #596 to #591 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Turtletroll - Anti drug

kek

And should we send snizel to a tolerance camp?
User avatar #597 to #596 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
hell hes no racist he'd turn the blackest of africans into gentleman of colorhaters just by force of will
User avatar #598 to #597 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
You're right snizel is not a racist.

He is so tolerant he doesn't tolerate intolerance
User avatar #599 to #598 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
i meant so racist

Schnizel is so racist his poo comes out white
User avatar #600 to #599 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
So he is like a sea gull?
User avatar #601 to #600 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
well given how ive seen seagulls....

they gang up on smaller brown pigeons.....as if to tell the darkie **** oiff...but when a big brown seagull comes near...white gulls run away

yeah Snizgulls
#612 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Syrian assassin isnt a bird. He is Buzz Lightyear
#613 to #612 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
syrianassassin is a cat
User avatar #610 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
is definitely a pigeon.

He even goes around asking for donations like pigeons with food
User avatar #611 to #610 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
or is my big black penetrative daddy more like a seagull


you know...those ones that make alot of noise when someone has food and there are other gulls around.and go to the point that attack other gulls to put themselves first
User avatar #608 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Hes a pigeon because he ***** on everything and is british.

Also the middle earth eagles would only help gandalf 3 times.
User avatar #609 to #608 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
you want people who **** on everything......

that would make Phan, Dash, and pigeons
User avatar #606 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Muddy is a pigeon
Syrian is a American passenger airliner cos 9/11
And you are obviously one of the eagles from lord of the rings
#607 to #606 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah, given how ive seen pigeons pretty much rape people being all over them, ************ is a pigeon

< and im a middle earth eagle am i?
User avatar #604 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
So if we were birds what would we be?

Dampng would be a bald eagle.
I would be a bird of paradise
And you would be a vulture
User avatar #605 to #604 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
im no scavenger,..id be a hawk or other predatory biord
User avatar #602 to #601 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Schnizel is a seagull.

Confirmed
User avatar #603 to #602 - konradkurze (07/11/2014) [-]
right down to the point he flies over people and ***** on them from above
User avatar #592 to #591 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Youre working for the reptillian shapeshifters arent you?

They want to deprive us of a self introspective trip which opens your eyes to their presence
User avatar #593 to #592 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
i dont do drugs and i see the schemes everywhere....


doing drugs just makes you too relaxed to take action
#594 to #593 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
kek you just dont know that ive been injecting pure THC into your food and drinks
User avatar #595 to #594 - konradkurze (07/09/2014) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Preomnor

my body says byebye to unnatural substances
User avatar #626 to #595 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
w33d aynt unnaterul u fukin kunt fuk u fukin ideit
User avatar #627 to #626 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
smoking anything is unnatural hence coughing....aka lung rejecting it
User avatar #631 to #627 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Kurzey something strange happened last night.

I was in town with friends and when i was coming out of a club i gave this homeless guy 50p and he gave me 40 kroners.

He said "nahh mate take this pal it aint worth owt hav a good night"
User avatar #630 to #627 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
r u sayin afrikans r monkees? fukin rasist kunt fuk u m8 kunt fukin nok u owt m8 fukin prik kunt fukin nobhead kunt fukin askin 2 be sparked owt m8 fukin kunt
User avatar #628 to #627 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
than y do th afrikan trybe mastur rase do it?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????? xD u hav ben culteralee enrichd kunt
User avatar #629 to #628 - konradkurze (07/13/2014) [-]
because some animals do really stupid things

ive seen chimps try playing in the trees right aftre it rains then wonder why they slip and fall.......apes smoking drugs....similar deal....less brain power to understand doing something wrong
#530 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll need booze
User avatar #548 to #530 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 2** can turtletroll and konradkurze suck each other cocks
User avatar #561 to #548 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
well....looks like the ball has spoken
User avatar #565 to #562 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrry loves his snizzy...missed him so bad when he was gone and soo happy when he came back'

sounds like love
User avatar #549 to #548 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 1**

Can snizzy and syrian
User avatar #552 to #551 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't be embarrassed. I believe in gay rights. You two will be happy together.
#554 to #553 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Le may may gif
#556 to #555 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you doing
What are you doing
#558 to #557 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
#559 to #558 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 0**/11
#560 to #559 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
You're a strange person
#566 to #563 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
&quot;Syrianassassin replied to your comment&quot;    
   
I bet its about jews. Oh look
"Syrianassassin replied to your comment"

I bet its about jews. Oh look
#573 to #568 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
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#574 to #573 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
let us go jihad on the religion board
let us go jihad on the religion board
User avatar #575 to #574 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
im atheeizt though
User avatar #577 to #575 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
atheist or anything you are cool with me, just dont get in my business
User avatar #578 to #577 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
******* muslim bitch why are you religious fuk u m8 be atheist or else ******* wot m8 fuk u prik kunt fukin kunt fuk u fuk

jk
User avatar #550 to #549 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #531 to #530 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I do have a bottle of Jack Daniels that I haven't even started to drink
User avatar #532 to #531 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
magic 8ball

is turtletroll homo
User avatar #533 to #532 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I told you im not gay i just happen to suck dick
User avatar #534 to #533 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll have a crush on zahnrad
User avatar #535 to #534 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont know who that is
User avatar #536 to #535 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
hes a friendly attention whore
User avatar #537 to #536 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Like mudkipcocksucker?
User avatar #538 to #537 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
a million times less gay than muddy
User avatar #539 to #538 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Male gangbangs are a million times less gay then muddy

I wonder is snissy is still being gang raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #540 to #539 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont think he ***** 50 of them

just syrianassassin
User avatar #541 to #540 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love then comes marriage then comes some ******* weird ass kebab bosnian man baby mutant thing in a baby carriage
User avatar #542 to #541 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and Schnizel
sitting in a tree
F U C K I N G

first comes sex
then comes aids
then comes more homos in their parades
User avatar #544 to #542 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I always imagined snizy and syriankebab coming out to eachother to this song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYobPvaimw4

Over coming their racial barriers in the name of love.
User avatar #545 to #544 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
well to be perfectly honest....they fight alot. but when sniz disappeared for 2 weeks, syrian started crying, he thought sniz had died and missed him so bad
User avatar #547 to #545 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
What is if snizzy died and is now a zombie?!
#564 to #547 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
he'd be a movie star
#567 to #564 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Look at this captcha i just got kek #420
User avatar #570 to #567 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
you such a stoner even FJ knows it
#571 to #570 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Raven best site on the internet
Raven best site on the internet
User avatar #572 to #571 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol i meant to type funn yjunk
User avatar #546 to #545 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
"I forgot what I started fighting for"

It the perfect song for their love
User avatar #543 to #542 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel in the back of a taxi
S U C K I N G
First comes a reach around
Then comes mouth
Then comes schnizels ass being pound
User avatar #498 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
is turtletroll having a sulk about death grips?
User avatar #499 to #498 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes Its been a emotional week. Death grips is gone but Pink Floyd are making a new album.

I don't know how to feel
User avatar #500 to #499 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
be happy what you still have....
User avatar #501 to #500 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I have to move on/ #RIP derth grerps you will be missed by me and like 100 other people.

User avatar #502 to #501 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
im sure you'll fap to their pictures enough to keep their memory alive
#503 to #502 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
One of their album covers.

Im not sure i want to fap to this
#504 to #503 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
id fap to that

then again im a slaanesh cultist
User avatar #505 to #504 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
You'd fap to Tyranid Rule 34
User avatar #507 to #506 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
But the question is. What wont you fap to?

What about a video of schnizel being raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #508 to #507 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
wont fap to lolis, gore, or scheisse porn

wont watch schnizel porn.....fat guys are a turn off
#510 to #509 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
turtletroll faps to this
User avatar #511 to #510 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I love grape porn. Love watching some slut getting graped
#512 to #511 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will turtletroll get graped in the mouth
User avatar #513 to #512 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 3**

Hope its one
User avatar #514 to #513 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #515 to #514 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #516 to #515 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Will I ever get graped

*roll 2*
User avatar #527 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #529 to #527 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Well im gonna go do it anyway

Deth Greps > Ur mosher metul musik xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


#REKT
User avatar #526 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #528 to #526 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
For **** sake kurzey
User avatar #524 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**

is the conch made in taiwan
User avatar #525 to #524 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
IT CANT EVEN ANSWER THAT

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS **** CONCH
User avatar #522 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**

should i cut open a hole in turtletrolls head and plant weed seeds in his brain so he has a weed plant grow out of his own head like Harold the ghoul from fallout
User avatar #523 to #522 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
This conch has not given us one straight answer

Its not magic
User avatar #520 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
should turtletroll delete his account
User avatar #521 to #520 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
This magic conch dont know shiet
User avatar #518 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does turtletroll stash drugs up his butt
User avatar #519 to #518 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Delete pls

*roll 1*
User avatar #517 to #516 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 8**
User avatar #483 to #482 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I do drugs that havent even been invented yet
User avatar #484 to #483 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
hell

your body invents drugs from the chemical cocktail in your blood

youre so drugged up you sneeze concentrated meth
User avatar #485 to #484 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
My body is a chemical landfill site

Yesterday I snorted some Uranium. I dont get what all the fuss is about although I did get so high I grew a extra arm. Funny thing is that I must still be high because I still have the extra arm
User avatar #486 to #485 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
seriously
youre so drugged up im surprised the army hasnt sealed you in a lead -lined drum like toxic wastes usually goes into

seriously....im sure graveyards hire armed guards to stop you going in there...all those drugs in you are possibly so potent if you pissed on a dead person you'd possibly revive them

The Return Of The Living Dead II
User avatar #487 to #486 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
You don't understand kurze.

They use me as the drum. I absorb all chemical waste and **** it out totally harmless to the enviroment
User avatar #488 to #487 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 to #488 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 to #489 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 to #490 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 to #491 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 to #492 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 to #493 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 to #494 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 to #495 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#476 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
User avatar #479 to #476 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Maybe I troll trolls who troll trolls, that makes me a troll troller troll
#480 to #479 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
no. this is called paradox
no. this is called paradox
User avatar #477 to #476 - turtletroll ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
trollception
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