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#2944 - Well franklins a cunt anyway  [+] (8 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2945 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
#2942 - What kind of keeper would that make him though?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2943 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #2944 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
#2940 - SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID  [+] (12 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2941 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
#2943 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #2944 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
#1 - That guitar isn't plugged in  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Madonna Next To Taylor +1
#2 - davidavidson (03/30/2015) [-]
#3 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
forgive turtletroll....those brits are trailing a few steps BEHIND america
#1 - So why were the other guys looking the wrong way  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Well sh*t +7
#2 - tomokowatamote (03/30/2015) [-]
Cause in this world if you look like youre smart your really have down syndrome and vice versa
#2938 - Greatest goalkeeper in the world No ball gets past hi…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2939 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
if only he had a turtle shell...hed never have gotten the multiple concussions
User avatar #2940 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID
#2941 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
#2943 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #2944 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
#2936 - I got a player in fifa 13 who had 98 pace. The rest …  [+] (16 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2937 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll really Scott Sterling
User avatar #2938 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Greatest goalkeeper in the world

No ball gets past his impenetrable face of steel
#2939 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
if only he had a turtle shell...hed never have gotten the multiple concussions
User avatar #2940 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID
#2941 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
#2943 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #2944 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
#2934 - "in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTI…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2932 - honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2930 - probably the latter gets drunk and gets destroyed by …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2928 - implying america hasn't taken the most probes they we…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2926 - Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2927 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2924 - We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends  [+] (11 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2925 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2922 - Is that why you ******* put up such a fight. …  [+] (13 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2923 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2920 - your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head  [+] (15 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2921 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you fuckers put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2918 - a gay mind is a gay kind  [+] (17 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2919 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
so why dont you accept being gay

british be gay
User avatar #2920 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head
#2921 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you fuckers put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#2916 - *sets fire to self*  [+] (19 new replies) 03/30/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2917 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
fire = flame = flaming = turtle is a flaming homo
User avatar #2918 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
a gay mind is a gay kind
#2919 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
so why dont you accept being gay

british be gay
User avatar #2920 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head
#2921 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you fuckers put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and fucking each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
#1 - ebola wont spread in western countries anywhere near as much b…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on How to know when to leave... 0
User avatar #2 - deviousxreaper (03/30/2015) [-]
well all it takes is someone like a beaner who has ebola hops the border n spreads it amongst all the fellow beaners hiding from the feds
User avatar #3 - pebar (03/30/2015) [-]
as long as you have access to running water; you're miles ahead of the shitholes in africa where ebola is actually a problem
User avatar #4 - deviousxreaper (03/30/2015) [-]
yea is that why instead of more doctors the west sent soldiers to take out "insurgents"
#52 - Clone it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Gamestop is ebola 0
#53 - redtoa (03/29/2015) [-]
Copy it
#6 - Picture 03/29/2015 on Wallpaper Comp 2 of ? +1
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User avatar #249 - Conemen (03/29/2015) [-]
shit that sucks

hope they tour there soon, i'm sure they wiill
User avatar #250 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
and hope that the scalpers dont get there first
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User avatar #65 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
With the new EUIV expansion, i just took over germany and washington with a jewish state in israel.

It was glorious...
User avatar #66 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
thats what i love about paradox games

all the stupid shit that happens

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#3147 - rageblade (20 hours ago) [-]
practice your arab so you can sing along to your masters music
practice your arab so you can sing along to your masters music
#3142 - rageblade (04/22/2015) [-]
allahu akbar

put on your turban and welcome your arab overlords
User avatar #3143 to #3142 - turtletroll (04/22/2015) [-]
People are starting to wake up.

55% of people agree with UKIPs policies on immigration
#3144 to #3143 - rageblade (04/23/2015) [-]
yeah but since when do politicians listen to the people unless its a revolution and their lives come under risk
User avatar #3145 to #3144 - turtletroll (04/23/2015) [-]
True. Only UKIP want's to do anything about immigration the rest are too scared that it will be political suicide.

and theres no chance UKIP will win. Theyre WAY too right wing economically
#3146 to #3145 - rageblade (21 hours ago) [-]
simple solution
kill the members of the opposition parties

User avatar #3148 to #3146 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
**** that.

UKIP would be exactly like Australia's government right now. The australian government got rid of all renewable energy programs even though all reports suggest that they would start saving huge amounts of money for the people of australia in a matter of years the government thought "thats money being taken away from big oil companies! we cant have that". UKIP wants to do the exact same thing and they are just as ******* corrupt and will be a ******* disaster if they got anywhere near parliament. I'd be glad to kill those bastards off.
#3139 - rageblade (04/21/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Pterodactyl eggs.**
how stoned is turtle
#3140 to #3139 - rageblade (04/21/2015) [-]
turtletroll is STONED all the way back to the STONE age
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - turtletroll (04/21/2015) [-]
To become stoned you must first become stone aged

and 420blaze it feggit
User avatar #3137 - slashtrey (04/18/2015) [-]
hey do you care about items
User avatar #3138 to #3137 - turtletroll (04/19/2015) [-]
no not really

you can have my points if that's what you're after
#3122 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Very doubtful**
will turtle ever get to sleep
#3123 to #3122 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
>going to sleep
>going to sleep
#3124 to #3123 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
implying you'll sleep
youll lay there...toss and turn...swear alot...and beg for death just to keep your eyes closed
User avatar #3125 to #3124 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
Implying i'd ever leave FJ

Sleep is for normies and the weak
User avatar #3127 to #3126 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
spending eternity in the dankess of space
#3128 to #3127 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
space turtle

or just so high it feels like youre floating
#3129 to #3128 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
ever been so high you became a towel?
#3130 to #3129 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
turtletroll is so high that AA guns track him as a bogey
#3131 to #3130 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I often get mistaken as a UFO   
   
The US government keeps kidnapping me
I often get mistaken as a UFO

The US government keeps kidnapping me
#3132 to #3131 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
its not aliens anal probing people

its police doing cavity searches on drug addicts
#3133 to #3132 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
So i'm the UFO and the person getting probed   
   
whooooaaaaaaa
So i'm the UFO and the person getting probed

whooooaaaaaaa
#3134 to #3133 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.**
what does turtle think about then police have fingers up his ass
#3135 to #3134 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I can't make that make sense
I can't make that make sense
#3136 to #3135 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
inserting things into other things

#3121 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
*plays Betty Boo up loud to stop turtle from sleeping*
#3116 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
i see the stoner decided to wake up
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - turtletroll (04/14/2015) [-]
I NEVER WENT TO SLEEP
#3118 to #3117 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
becoming a real FJer huh

never sleeping
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - turtletroll (04/14/2015) [-]
my sleeping schedule is ****** .

Went out on saturday and got back about 9am.

And I've got college today
#3120 to #3119 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
implying college students ever sleep properly
#3115 - rageblade (04/13/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls You may rely on it**
is turtletroll so stoned that every time he looks out his window he thinks hes watching life on youtube
#3114 - rageblade (04/12/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls A Vin Gerard H8 X 10.**
why is turtle a homo
#3098 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Overcompensation.**
why is turtletroll ****** up
#3105 to #3098 - turtletroll (04/10/2015) [-]
I overcompensate so that makes me a 			******		 up person?
I overcompensate so that makes me a ****** up person?
#3106 to #3105 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls The oceans rising to reclaim the land.**
what does turtle overcompensate for
#3108 to #3106 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
> sea levels rise
> england gonna be ******
> young british boy becomes a turtle to guarantee his survival
> turtletroll is born
User avatar #3112 to #3108 - turtletroll (04/10/2015) [-]
I both troll the world and become a turtle.
#3113 to #3112 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
arab skydiver allahu akbar webm

> syrianassassin comes to england
> england sinks underwater
> ************ and turtletroll survive because they were smart enough to be water types
#3062 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
whats up smeghead
User avatar #3083 to #3062 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
"I swear he ******* loves it"

You're like the banned connoisseur
#3084 to #3083 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
no i just got tempbanned one time a year ago because addy felt like being a dick for fun....then got permabanned a few months ago because another member made up **** for months till a mod banned me to whut the member up

hence why i learned keep my ranking account at home and behave and use a *********** account at a cyber cafe where it doesnt matter if it gets banned
#3085 to #3084 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
rip konard curse
rip konard curse
#3086 to #3085 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
well im alive
its time to cry for the bosnian nazi.....we dont know when hes coming back
#3087 to #3086 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
who will remind me daily that I should hate everyone if not snizel
who will remind me daily that I should hate everyone if not snizel
#3088 to #3087 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
pick dashgamer

while schnizel is just an angry little stormtrooper...Dash is pretty much an OFFICER
#3095 to #3094 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
simple

schnizel is more the type to stomp around in a tank top, torn jeans and dr martin boots and start **** .....while Dash is more the type to dress with pride and engage in logical discussion

so if turtletroll needs guidance....pretty obvious whos better to talk to
User avatar #3096 to #3095 - dashgamer (04/09/2015) [-]
But I'm not a Nazi or an anti-semite.
#3097 to #3096 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
what are you actually
User avatar #3099 to #3097 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Apolitical.
#3100 to #3099 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
......apolitical......
#3101 to #3100 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I can admire Nazi militarism and fanaticism without being a fascist or anti-semite.
I can admire Nazi militarism and fanaticism without being a fascist or anti-semite.
#3102 to #3101 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
hmmmmm but would you be an anti-zionist
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I don't know what that is other than some other form of anti-semitism. I don't give enough of a **** about Jews to hate them.
Konrad, stop pushing at my buttons.
#3104 to #3103 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
zionism is the religious / political notion of israel claiming any land they think belongs to them

so its not against jews or semites...anti-zionism would be against the idea of israel claiming exclusive rights to other peoples land
#3107 to #3104 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Look at all the ***** I give: zero. They're desert monkeys now, let them battle it out with the other desert tribes as has been done for the past thousands of years.
#3109 to #3107 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
yeah but they didnt have USA watching their back before

israel needs to stop being a scared bitch crying to tag off to america every time they cant handle their own ****
User avatar #3110 to #3109 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** . I am not educated on the subject, so I'm not having this conversation.
#3111 to #3110 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
< dashgamer in a nutshell

I DONT GIVE A SHIT
#3089 to #3088 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
fj jews fw schnizel
fj jews fw schnizel
#3090 to #3089 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
syrianassassins face when schnizel banned
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
Their love is an inspiration to us all
#3092 to #3091 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah comes across as way too ******* coincidental that sniz 'finds a girlfriend' so soon after sniz and syrian stop fighting and be friends
#3093 to #3092 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
It's a conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy.
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
nuffin m8

Trying to find a new show to watch
#3064 to #3063 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
watch red dwarf and lexx

download them and watch
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
Already seen red dwarf
#3066 to #3065 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
then watch Lexx....or Royla family...or young ones....bottom....whose line is it anyway,...faulty towers.... **** you brits make tons of shows
#3067 to #3066 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
It's funny there's a show in britain right now where the entire show is watching other people watch TV.   
   
They set up cameras in peoples living rooms and you watch them watch TV and it's actually a pretty funny show
It's funny there's a show in britain right now where the entire show is watching other people watch TV.

They set up cameras in peoples living rooms and you watch them watch TV and it's actually a pretty funny show
#3068 to #3067 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
real life truman show


jim carrey has struck UK
User avatar #3069 to #3068 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
it's called gogglebox

Honestly it's so weird because these people are now on chat shows and **** because it got so big.

Their job is literally watching TV
#3070 to #3069 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
sounds like a perfect job for a lazy git like you

paid to sit around....
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
yes pls

that would be a dream job
#3072 to #3071 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
paid to be lazy:
welfare bum

paid to be lazy on tv:
tv star
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
Well I suppose you watch it for the personalities.

Some funny ******* on there
#3074 to #3073 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
well if stoners like jay and silent bob can make it big...stoner turtle can too
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
Exactly. There's no reason I can't make it big.

watch life is toff. honestly it's the kind of thing i would usually hate but i cant. Funny as fuk
#3076 to #3075 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
jay and silent bob
afro man
snoop dog
bob marley
steve jobs
and more

all hardcore potsmokers....paving the way for turtletroll to make it fmaous
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
They are the forefathers of the great stoner revolution
#3078 to #3077 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
11 days till turtletroll day
User avatar #3079 to #3078 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
And hitlers birthday
#3080 to #3079 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
hopefully schnizel is unbanned by then,.....thats his favorite day of the year
User avatar #3081 to #3080 - turtletroll (04/09/2015) [-]
He's banned again?
#3082 to #3081 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah got banned 10 days ago....didnt say for how long

i swear he ******* loves it
#3032 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
*prods turtles fat british belly*
too much easter chocolate
User avatar #3032 to #3032 - turtletroll (04/05/2015) [-]
Why do you only ever come on late as ****
#3033 to #3032 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
funny little thing called time zones ************

not my fault if your country is behond
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
so you up at like 8?

typical german
#3035 to #3034 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
we're efficient
unlike you teacups
User avatar #3036 to #3035 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Go on holiday

germans get up at 6 to reserve places by the pool even though you're not allowed
#3037 to #3036 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
we werent allowed to invade poland either but did we give a ****
User avatar #3038 to #3037 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
It's the most annoying **** though

Have to be polite and not tell them they're ******* annoying

Although a brit can't complain about bad tourists
#3039 to #3038 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
fukken limeys are the worst
User avatar #3040 to #3039 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Yep

>go on holiday
>get pissed and disrespect the people and culture
>break ****
#3041 to #3040 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
yeah you brits and your "we used to own you" attitude when touring
User avatar #3042 to #3041 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Not so much that

They do the same **** here in England

Always college/uni students.

Some guy tried to start a fight with me in a ******* kfc then apologized and asked me to punch him as a way of getting back at him then said he'd knock me out if I didn't

Just a bunch of ******* stupid cunts
#3043 to #3042 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
england = a nation of twats
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
england = a nation of people so depressed by the fact that the nation is so **** they take it out on each other
#3045 to #3044 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
and the teacups start **** at a young age

Born To Create Drama
#3046 to #3045 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Well when we have leaders like this who blames us
Well when we have leaders like this who blames us
#3047 to #3046 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
tony blair?
User avatar #3048 to #3047 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Das david cameron m8

tony blair wasnt actually that bad. Aside from following america into the middle east.
#3049 to #3048 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
and tony blair is said to be part of a secret society helping with the NWO

idk what camerons done....explain
User avatar #3060 to #3049 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Same could be said with germoney and the turks
#3061 to #3060 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
we need moar camps for the turkeys
User avatar #3058 to #3049 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Well for me here it would be much better under labor

But they're still **** and will let anyone in
#3059 to #3058 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
incoming englandistan

get ready...soon you wont be allowed booze because muslim england will say its a sin against allah
User avatar #3056 to #3049 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Well labor would be better then the conservatives.

And it will definitely help the northern economy which the conservatives have **** on AGAIN which they do every time they get in.
#3057 to #3056 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
hmmm who to vote for
the horse **** or the cow ****

tough choice

vote ************ and have the nation run by gay furries where the only ******* of the country will be gay orgies
User avatar #3054 to #3049 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
It's like this

Would you rather be hit in the balls
or kicked in the balls
#3055 to #3054 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
then dont vote

that way you dont support the system and are free from blame when either party ***** on the uk
User avatar #3052 to #3049 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
Not that bad but give him a few more years and he will be

The problem is that his opposition has 0 charisma and no strength. But some decent ideas. Atleast until after the election then we're all getting **** on again
#3053 to #3052 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
> elections
> expecting one party to be not ****

kek
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - turtletroll (04/07/2015) [-]
started privatizing the NHS
Cuts taxes from all the rich people and people in london
increases taxes for the poor areas and north yet decreases budget MASSIVELY so it can be put back into london
let all the little immigrants in
just watch the video and you'll get it
#3051 to #3050 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
so margeret thatcher with a penis?
#2964 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
you cockney
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
west german
#2966 to #2965 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin chav
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin kraut
#2968 to #2967 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
enjoy living in kebabland
aka englandistan
User avatar #2962 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
I hate those two. And I think you know exactly who I am talking about.
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
It's like watching two kids fight over some petty ********
User avatar #2970 to #2963 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
It's worse because no one can hit them.
User avatar #2972 to #2970 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
A ban is kind of like hitting them

especially considering how much they care about thumbs
User avatar #2976 to #2972 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure one of them does care about thumbs. Both are convinced they can "win" though. And god forbid you don't believe Konrad's ******** 100%. Then you are nothing more than a traitor to him.
#2974 to #2972 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
heres a plan Turty

Wallzy lives in denmark....you need to take him up to the town of christiania where most danes are stoners
turtle smoking dank danish kush?
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
implying i have enough money
#2978 to #2975 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
be a good chav
steal it like you do
User avatar #2981 to #2978 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
implying anyone has anything of value to steal
#2982 to #2981 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
good point
it is england after all
#2953 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls It is certain**
should i find Turtle a british Overly Attached Girlfriend
User avatar #2954 to #2953 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
better a psycho one then no gf at all
#2955 to #2954 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
unless they have british vags

seriously WHY does england have the highest occurrence of this
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
British teethcare is notoriously bad

When we eat out a girl they just fall out and get stuck there
#2957 to #2956 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
hmmm reminds me
manga had a girl who fits british image

undergroundanimation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wicked_City-05.jpg
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Weeb confirmed
#2959 to #2958 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
turtle = weeb
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - turtletroll (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't talk to me like that on my birthday you fag
#2915 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
*dresses turtle up in one of elton johns sparkly outfits*
User avatar #2936 to #2915 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I got a player in fifa 13 who had 98 pace.

The rest of his skills were **** so I just discarded him thinking he wasnt worth much

Realize later that I couldve bought an entire great team with what he was worth
#2937 to #2936 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll really Scott Sterling
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Greatest goalkeeper in the world

No ball gets past his impenetrable face of steel
#2939 to #2938 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
if only he had a turtle shell...hed never have gotten the multiple concussions
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID
#2941 to #2940 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 to #2944 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 to #2946 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 to #2948 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 to #2950 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
User avatar #2916 to #2915 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
*sets fire to self*
#2917 to #2916 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
fire = flame = flaming = turtle is a flaming homo
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
a gay mind is a gay kind
#2919 to #2918 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
so why dont you accept being gay

british be gay
User avatar #2920 to #2919 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head
#2921 to #2920 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you ******* put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 to #2922 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 to #2924 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 to #2926 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 to #2928 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and ******* each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 to #2930 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 to #2932 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 to #2934 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
User avatar #2900 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
SIT IN THE DARK AND PONDER HOW I'M FIT TO MAKE THE BOTTOM FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEY ALL
FALL
DOOOOOOWN
YAH
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
OUT OF THE SHADOWS BARRAGE OF WITCH TONGUE
COBRA SPIT OVER APOCALYPTIC CULT KILLER CAULDREN SMOKE
STOMP MUSIC SERIOUSLY YAH
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
So how about that Jenny Death holy **** AOTY
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
The powers that B as a whole is ******* 10/10
#2906 to #2905 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork records original vocals for Death Grips
User avatar #2907 to #2906 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
And her new album aswell though

Been a good year for music and were only 3 months in
#2908 to #2907 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork tells you to have a sad cum

Also yes it has been a good year
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Do you like Kendricks new album?

That's another 10/10 imo

******* rare to get 2 near perfect albums in one month
User avatar #2912 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
holy **** TPAB is amazing
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I can't decide which one I like more.

TPAB or TPTB
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I think it's a tie for me
User avatar #2911 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
Just finished GKMC. Pretty damn good.
Time for TPAB
User avatar #2910 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I haven't listened to it yet I've been but I've been meaning to. I have to listen to Good Kid M.A.A.D. City first though. I'll probably do that right now after I finish listening to Jenny Death for the 17238283562856th time this week.
#2885 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
gay marriage will lead to people ******* turtles
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
implying we'd let a ******* lower class specie like humans bring us down like that
#2887 to #2886 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
whats your opinion on bats
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Gives you diseases.

Otherwise they're like bird dogs
#2889 to #2888 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
ill be sure to have bats squirt guano all over your turtles
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We have shells that protect us from all diseases and attacks.

Nice try
#2891 to #2890 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so youre okay with stuff ******** on your clothes as long as it doesnt touch skin?
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We're turtles.

We live in the sea unlike those pleb tortoises. The mother ocean will clean our shells.
#2893 to #2892 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
unless you go near american waters

then your people are ******
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Sneaky jews and their sneaky plastic traps looking like jellyfish and ****
#2895 to #2894 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so you'll need schnizel syrianassassin and i to help remove kikes
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We took hitlers gene seed and will bring him back when the time is right.

They will have their day
#2897 to #2896 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
Schnizel already has space marines on the way
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And we have their leader.

It's all coming together. Snizel will probably get killed for being a bosnian but he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it
#2899 to #2898 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
idk
his father survived the yugoslav wars....sniz was raised by a survivor
#2884 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Anne Frank.**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #2882 to #2880 - turtletroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I got 4 votes

Im surprised that many people know me
#2883 to #2882 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
possibly joshlol ************ lordgeneral and another brit wanting you in the teacup gay pile
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