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#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#27 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#25 - Still surprised it's even out  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#23 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#21 - Havent seen that one before Too many dank memes  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#22 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#23 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#19 - I already have that one noided on dead grap memes  [+] (11 new replies) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#20 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
what about this one?
#21 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Havent seen that one before

Too many dank memes
#22 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#23 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#17 - Picture  [+] (24 new replies) 04/18/2015 on This looks intens +1
#18 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
holy shit thats great, thank you
heres one in return
#31 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#32 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I think thats all I have
#33 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
do u even meme m8?
#34 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#35 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of memes
#36 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#37 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#38 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I've got that one
I knew I got it from a previous comment of you so I didn't post it
#39 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I get to post my death grips shit quite a lot

think thats all i got
#40 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Found one more in another folder
#41 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#19 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I already have that one

noided on dead grap memes
#20 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
what about this one?
#21 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Havent seen that one before

Too many dank memes
#22 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#23 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#11 - Picture  [+] (26 new replies) 04/17/2015 on This looks intens +2
#15 - bookieblaster (04/17/2015) [-]
#17 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#18 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
holy shit thats great, thank you
heres one in return
#31 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#32 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I think thats all I have
#33 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
do u even meme m8?
#34 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#35 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of memes
#36 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#37 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#38 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I've got that one
I knew I got it from a previous comment of you so I didn't post it
#39 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I get to post my death grips shit quite a lot

think thats all i got
#40 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Found one more in another folder
#41 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#19 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I already have that one

noided on dead grap memes
#20 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
what about this one?
#21 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Havent seen that one before

Too many dank memes
#22 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#23 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#9 - I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI  [+] (28 new replies) 04/17/2015 on This looks intens 0
#11 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
#15 - bookieblaster (04/17/2015) [-]
#17 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#18 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
holy shit thats great, thank you
heres one in return
#31 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#32 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I think thats all I have
#33 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
do u even meme m8?
#34 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#35 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of memes
#36 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#37 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#38 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I've got that one
I knew I got it from a previous comment of you so I didn't post it
#39 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I get to post my death grips shit quite a lot

think thats all i got
#40 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Found one more in another folder
#41 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#19 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I already have that one

noided on dead grap memes
#20 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
what about this one?
#21 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Havent seen that one before

Too many dank memes
#22 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#23 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#117 - I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the cl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya 0
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#4 - That's why we had the best navy for a long time To ru…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on #mudkip2015 +1
#5 - falloutsurvivor (04/17/2015) [-]
and thats why england has issues with the ragheads

they arent water types...theyre mostly rock rock types...aka vulnerable to water types....hence why they cry racism alot because they know they are weak
#4 - My profile picture is finally relevant  [+] (30 new replies) 04/17/2015 on This looks intens 0
User avatar #7 - britishaccent (04/17/2015) [-]
MY SHITS BEEN RETARDED SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI
#11 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
#15 - bookieblaster (04/17/2015) [-]
#17 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#18 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
holy shit thats great, thank you
heres one in return
#31 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#32 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I think thats all I have
#33 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
do u even meme m8?
#34 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#35 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of memes
#36 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#37 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#38 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
I've got that one
I knew I got it from a previous comment of you so I didn't post it
#39 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I get to post my death grips shit quite a lot

think thats all i got
#40 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Found one more in another folder
#41 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#19 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I already have that one

noided on dead grap memes
#20 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
what about this one?
#21 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Havent seen that one before

Too many dank memes
#22 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#23 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#24 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
Got that one
this ones kinda outdated now
#25 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Still surprised it's even out
#26 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#27 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#28 - bookieblaster (04/18/2015) [-]
#29 - turtletroll (04/18/2015) [-]
#30 - bookieblaster has deleted their comment.
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on (untitled) +25
User avatar #35 - hockerz (04/17/2015) [-]
fucking died ahahahhahaha
User avatar #65 - skyrimdovah (04/18/2015) [-]
Then how did you type your comment?
User avatar #81 - hockerz (04/20/2015) [-]
Some dumb teens were using a ouija board, I'm using one of them as a host for the time being. Jeez, you must not get out much.
#94 - That just seems like a really boring way of playing the game  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya 0
User avatar #115 - cptcanada (04/16/2015) [-]
trust me its not, if your playing as an english nation you wont believe what this can do,
for example all mighty empire of Irland
or the high kingdom of wessex which i made because i tanked one chancellor at the beginning of my games
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the claim to go through and the wars would be easy
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#84 - I'm really bad at CK2 It takes me forever to take any…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya 0
#87 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
>Train decent chancellors
>Drown in claim opportunities
User avatar #94 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
That just seems like a really boring way of playing the game
User avatar #115 - cptcanada (04/16/2015) [-]
trust me its not, if your playing as an english nation you wont believe what this can do,
for example all mighty empire of Irland
or the high kingdom of wessex which i made because i tanked one chancellor at the beginning of my games
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the claim to go through and the wars would be easy
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#80 - Seriously though you made a empire that big with that one jewi…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya 0
User avatar #81 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
yes.
It was especially difficult because I took the charlemagne start and had to deal with the first caliphate refusing to fucking die.

It's still alive even at the time where I made the map , though only single cities spread across my empire , which I refuse to bother with.
User avatar #84 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm really bad at CK2

It takes me forever to take any decent amount of land.

Although I usually play the christian nations and can never get claims
#87 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
>Train decent chancellors
>Drown in claim opportunities
User avatar #94 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
That just seems like a really boring way of playing the game
User avatar #115 - cptcanada (04/16/2015) [-]
trust me its not, if your playing as an english nation you wont believe what this can do,
for example all mighty empire of Irland
or the high kingdom of wessex which i made because i tanked one chancellor at the beginning of my games
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the claim to go through and the wars would be easy
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#78 - I haven't seen the map look like that before  [+] (9 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya 0
User avatar #79 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
if you use the different map features in game like "show individual countries" the map looks similar.

this is just the blank wiki version , it took me 20 mins to correctly paint the right counties.
User avatar #80 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
Seriously though you made a empire that big with that one jewish county?
User avatar #81 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
yes.
It was especially difficult because I took the charlemagne start and had to deal with the first caliphate refusing to fucking die.

It's still alive even at the time where I made the map , though only single cities spread across my empire , which I refuse to bother with.
User avatar #84 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm really bad at CK2

It takes me forever to take any decent amount of land.

Although I usually play the christian nations and can never get claims
#87 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
>Train decent chancellors
>Drown in claim opportunities
User avatar #94 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
That just seems like a really boring way of playing the game
User avatar #115 - cptcanada (04/16/2015) [-]
trust me its not, if your playing as an english nation you wont believe what this can do,
for example all mighty empire of Irland
or the high kingdom of wessex which i made because i tanked one chancellor at the beginning of my games
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the claim to go through and the wars would be easy
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#7 - I started watching it for the first time a few months ago … 04/16/2015 on He is got a good point +6
#4 - Where can I buy this?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Cool table 0
User avatar #6 - spagete (04/16/2015) [-]
at store
User avatar #9 - badgoodass (04/16/2015) [-]
thx salesman of fj
#4 - Picture 04/16/2015 on I didn't choose the pug life, 0
#69 - What game is that?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya 0
User avatar #77 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
ck2
User avatar #78 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I haven't seen the map look like that before
User avatar #79 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
if you use the different map features in game like "show individual countries" the map looks similar.

this is just the blank wiki version , it took me 20 mins to correctly paint the right counties.
User avatar #80 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
Seriously though you made a empire that big with that one jewish county?
User avatar #81 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
yes.
It was especially difficult because I took the charlemagne start and had to deal with the first caliphate refusing to fucking die.

It's still alive even at the time where I made the map , though only single cities spread across my empire , which I refuse to bother with.
User avatar #84 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm really bad at CK2

It takes me forever to take any decent amount of land.

Although I usually play the christian nations and can never get claims
#87 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
>Train decent chancellors
>Drown in claim opportunities
User avatar #94 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
That just seems like a really boring way of playing the game
User avatar #115 - cptcanada (04/16/2015) [-]
trust me its not, if your playing as an english nation you wont believe what this can do,
for example all mighty empire of Irland
or the high kingdom of wessex which i made because i tanked one chancellor at the beginning of my games
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the claim to go through and the wars would be easy
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#8 - This coming from you Only move you can pull off is ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Kitten vs Turtle +2
#37 - rageblade (04/20/2015) [-]
well fuck you too mr towelhead teacup
#37 - You could always play as that one jewish province  [+] (14 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Playing as muslims in vidya +1
#66 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
I did and this is what I made of it

welcome to Israel motherfucker.
#83 - theelyzian (04/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #69 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
What game is that?
User avatar #77 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
ck2
User avatar #78 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I haven't seen the map look like that before
User avatar #79 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
if you use the different map features in game like "show individual countries" the map looks similar.

this is just the blank wiki version , it took me 20 mins to correctly paint the right counties.
User avatar #80 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
Seriously though you made a empire that big with that one jewish county?
User avatar #81 - internetexplain (04/16/2015) [-]
yes.
It was especially difficult because I took the charlemagne start and had to deal with the first caliphate refusing to fucking die.

It's still alive even at the time where I made the map , though only single cities spread across my empire , which I refuse to bother with.
User avatar #84 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm really bad at CK2

It takes me forever to take any decent amount of land.

Although I usually play the christian nations and can never get claims
#87 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
>Train decent chancellors
>Drown in claim opportunities
User avatar #94 - turtletroll (04/16/2015) [-]
That just seems like a really boring way of playing the game
User avatar #115 - cptcanada (04/16/2015) [-]
trust me its not, if your playing as an english nation you wont believe what this can do,
for example all mighty empire of Irland
or the high kingdom of wessex which i made because i tanked one chancellor at the beginning of my games
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I mean it just seems a bit like you'll just waiting for the claim to go through and the wars would be easy
User avatar #118 - cptcanada (04/17/2015) [-]
if you have a personal dip of atleast 11
a wife of similar level than i high level chancellor you can get on in every 1-4 years
#27 - I WONDER WHO THIS COULD BE 04/11/2015 on Vaccines 0
#107 - Comment deleted 04/10/2015 on tumblr +1

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#3400 - MasterMario (05/21/2015) [-]
I've been listening to nothing but Kendrick Lamar for over a month

Help pic unrelated
User avatar #3402 to #3400 - turtletroll (05/21/2015) [-]
Also haven't stopped listening to the new lupe fiasco album
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - MasterMario (05/22/2015) [-]
I haven't heard that one
User avatar #3404 to #3403 - turtletroll (05/22/2015) [-]
Just listen to the song mural
User avatar #3406 to #3405 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
I just listened to TPAB again. I can't stop and I keep finding **** each time I go back
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
What did you find this time?
User avatar #3408 to #3407 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Thought the track listing itself was meant to also be a part of the Caterpillar/butterfly process. Looking at the first tracks they're bouncy hip hop tracks and the lyrics are pretty typical **** like with King Kunta but as the album goes on the lyrics and sound changes to match the change from the first tracks being the caterpillar into the butterfly.
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh **** that's good brb listening to TPAB again
User avatar #3410 to #3409 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Dont know if thats actually right but it seems that way to me. What he's talking about in each tracks mimics that of the caterpillar into butterfly process.

Eitherway **** is GENIUS
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
It is

It's going to be my hip-hop AOTY I already know it
User avatar #3412 to #3411 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Easily my favorite hiphop album of all time right now
#3413 to #3412 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
Mine GKMC but TPAB is up there
User avatar #3414 to #3413 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Could never get into GKMC like that don't know why just never clicked with me.

Also RTJ3 soon
#3401 to #3400 - turtletroll (05/21/2015) [-]
I know the feeling   
   
I'm addicted to TPAB
I know the feeling

I'm addicted to TPAB
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