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|#5 - I`ve been watching this for 10 minutes. When does it tell me t…||05/03/2013 on How to tell if time is...||0|
|#243 - You expect to earn a BILLION from the royal family....||05/03/2013 on The Queen||0|
|#1 - stars last more than a few million years... [+] (15 new replies)||05/03/2013 on The More You Know||+11|
#30 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you serious right now? A supernova is an extremely rare event. The stars you can see in the sky are just like our star is now, all happy and peachy doing their own thang. A supernova burns incredibly bright in the sky. Look up past supernovae visible from earth and you will find that they become the brightest thing in the night sky. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SN_1006
I assume that you won't look up facts so I looked them up for you.
#32 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
i am not referring to every fucking star you dense motherfucker, i keep saying it over and over and over again, i'm referring to WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR
seriously, i know stars last for billions of years, i know how supernova work, i know all that shit, i'm talking about WISHING UPON A STAR, you don't WISH upon a perfectly normal, non-dieing, non-exploding star!
#37 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
in folklore wishing upon the birth of a star (actually death, a supernova shining brighter than all others, but here on our dumb little earth, untill modern age science, we've belived it to be how stars are born) the children(/supid adults) thing of shooting star things is seperate and different from the near religious worship of "the birth of a star", which is something that you also wish upon.
where are you from? asking because culture could excuse your ignorance.
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|#237 - The total value of £44.5 billion includes £18.1 billion … [+] (4 new replies)||05/03/2013 on The Queen||0|
|#43 - It`s not like she didn`t say it was garbage....||05/02/2013 on Hate it when this happens.||0|
|#101 - I`m not a socialist. All i`m saying is that she doesn`t bring … [+] (6 new replies)||05/02/2013 on The Queen||-1|
#237 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
The total value of £44.5 billion includes £18.1 billion of assets including the Crown jewels and royal palaces. On top of that, the monarchy is reckoned to be worth an additional £26.4 billion because of the economic benefits it brings to the UK, through the boost to tourism and other industries.
As is said. We can earn more without the crown from tourism by opening the royal houses to tourists.
Please make sure you read things properly.
|#48 - How much money does she bring in? Think about it. Peo… [+] (1 new reply)||05/02/2013 on The Queen||0|
#118 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
"plus i don`t anybody says "Hey lets travel to London because the queen lives there!"
Millions of asians do that very thing every year...
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|#3 - everyone`s reactions make me laugh.||05/01/2013 on King of the internet.||+1|
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#30 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
it doesn't work on pictures from funnyjunk, don't know why, but works fine with pictures from other sites
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|#45 - You made me laugh. Do it again. [+] (2 new replies)||04/28/2013 on ducks||+7|
#101 - N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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