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#20 - But he's already ******* loaded why would he be c…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on The Simpsons was deep +2
#26 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
The more you have, the more you want.
#70 - Well she is a porn star  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on This would be awesome +56
#71 - SmellyClaw (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - turtletroll (12/15/2014) [-]
#1850 - Hey im actually a turtle Just because Im a teenage mu… 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1848 - youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1846 - good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing  [+] (10 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1844 - dude what if trannies were like transpecie too whoa  [+] (14 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
#1860 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1846 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1842 - you are now half a man or half a tri gendered cr…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
#1860 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1846 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1840 - "girl" You disgust me kurze  [+] (18 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1841 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously turtle

dont go all puritan
User avatar #1842 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
you are now half a man

or half a tri gendered cryo fish or whatever
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
#1860 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1846 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1838 - "girl"  [+] (20 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1839 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
are you cis scum and cry that you are the gender youre born
User avatar #1840 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"

You disgust me kurze
User avatar #1841 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously turtle

dont go all puritan
User avatar #1842 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
you are now half a man

or half a tri gendered cryo fish or whatever
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
#1860 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1846 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1836 - Yeah SUPER GAY  [+] (22 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1837 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yes you are

you'll never be a sexy girl, youll just take dick like a mudkipfucker
User avatar #1838 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"
User avatar #1839 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
are you cis scum and cry that you are the gender youre born
User avatar #1840 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"

You disgust me kurze
User avatar #1841 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously turtle

dont go all puritan
User avatar #1842 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
you are now half a man

or half a tri gendered cryo fish or whatever
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
#1860 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1846 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1834 - No way! Im a rainbow fox too small world  [+] (24 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1835 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah but youre just gay

im a tgirl
User avatar #1836 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah SUPER GAY
User avatar #1837 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yes you are

you'll never be a sexy girl, youll just take dick like a mudkipfucker
User avatar #1838 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"
User avatar #1839 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
are you cis scum and cry that you are the gender youre born
User avatar #1840 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"

You disgust me kurze
User avatar #1841 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously turtle

dont go all puritan
User avatar #1842 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
you are now half a man

or half a tri gendered cryo fish or whatever
User avatar #1843 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
#1860 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #1846 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum shitlord!
#1852 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
#1853 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you shitlord!
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1497991
#1865 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly fuck that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
#1832 - Thats beyond gay  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1830 - and you will too one day  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1828 - i dont want you round here when bae shows up  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1826 - Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1824 - Oh god thats pretty ******* gay  [+] (21 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1825 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1822 - **** I was happy going to glee but I can…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1823 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty fucking gay
User avatar #1825 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1820 - Great. now I have to go back to Glee  [+] (25 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a backstreet boy
User avatar #1822 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
FUCK

I was happy going to glee but I can stand those fags
#1823 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty fucking gay
User avatar #1825 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1818 - its like "oh you dont dive in moshpits and dont grow your…  [+] (27 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1819 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a poser
User avatar #1820 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Great. now I have to go back to Glee
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a backstreet boy
User avatar #1822 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
FUCK

I was happy going to glee but I can stand those fags
#1823 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty fucking gay
User avatar #1825 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
#1817 - metal head who likes rap music, prog, and hardcore punk … 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1815 - THERES A DIFFERENCE? Shiet i thought emos and goths w…  [+] (30 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1816 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
that coming from a 'metaller' who also listens to chav music aka not pure metaller
User avatar #1818 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
its like "oh you dont dive in moshpits and dont grow your hair out. fucking poser"

#1819 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a poser
User avatar #1820 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Great. now I have to go back to Glee
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a backstreet boy
User avatar #1822 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
FUCK

I was happy going to glee but I can stand those fags
#1823 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty fucking gay
User avatar #1825 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
User avatar #1817 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
metal head who likes rap music, prog, and hardcore punk

I just like metal most and i dont really buy into the whole "true metal fan" thing
#1813 - No way are you 34 You are a goth. Dont you guys kill …  [+] (32 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1814 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
stereotyping goths
turtletrolls ignorance makes me sad

theres different ypes of goth....im a chaos goth....not the suicidal emo type
User avatar #1815 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
THERES A DIFFERENCE?

Shiet i thought emos and goths were the same thing
User avatar #1816 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
that coming from a 'metaller' who also listens to chav music aka not pure metaller
User avatar #1818 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
its like "oh you dont dive in moshpits and dont grow your hair out. fucking poser"

#1819 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a poser
User avatar #1820 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Great. now I have to go back to Glee
User avatar #1821 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a backstreet boy
User avatar #1822 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
FUCK

I was happy going to glee but I can stand those fags
#1823 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty fucking gay
User avatar #1825 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you fucking bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
#1870 - konradkurze (12/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #1855 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo fucking norman
#1859 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 - kattr (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
User avatar #1817 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
metal head who likes rap music, prog, and hardcore punk

I just like metal most and i dont really buy into the whole "true metal fan" thing
#1811 - Well how old are you mr big bollocks  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1812 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
old man of 34
#1809 - Ayy i know of other films in the 70s  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1810 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
itty bitty little young turtletroll with a squeaky young voice
User avatar #1811 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Well how old are you mr big bollocks
#1812 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
old man of 34
#1807 - never seen it  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1808 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well was made back in the 70's before little turtletroll even hatched
User avatar #1809 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Ayy i know of other films in the 70s
User avatar #1810 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
itty bitty little young turtletroll with a squeaky young voice
User avatar #1811 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Well how old are you mr big bollocks
#1812 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
old man of 34
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#1984 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin   
   
You love America dont you.
Syrianassassin

You love America dont you.
User avatar #2022 to #1984 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
konradkurze can you believe that Syrian doesn't love freedom?
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
well by syrianassassin logic
Freedom = bombs
Fascism = no bombs

i can see what he means
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user cupcakescankill **
this is who syrian will bomb
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i shall use Krasnogvardiech's tsar bomb on you

Tsar bomba
User avatar #2028 to #2027 - syrianassassin (12/25/2014) [-]
what a beautiful star
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
yes
Kras cooks with nukes
here, have one of his steaks

Fallout Tactics Brotherhood of Steel   Nukle rn v buch   CZ
User avatar #1993 to #1984 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
After all they've done for you
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
And you just go and throw it back in their faces
User avatar #1982 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My reply is no**

is turtle fat enough to dress up as santa
User avatar #2050 to #1982 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
But there's 3 of them and 2 of them are white.

Zach Hill is the drummer and he's a ******* monster on the drums and has some good solo work stuff
User avatar #2051 to #2050 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
they still work with a chimp
the chaos gods refuse to go near them
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
They're more metal and go down more lyrically pagan/dark themes then most metal bands around now

And the black guy ain't stupid by any means. Did you even read those lyrics you said you would

genius.com/Death-grips-beware-lyrics Do eet fageet
User avatar #2053 to #2052 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
listened to one song...came across as the chimp doing the usual ooga booga they call music and it was painful to listen
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Don't know what you listened to because most rap fans hate how he handles his vocals

The man sounds ******* crazy

READ THE LYRICS CUNT genius.com/Death-grips-beware-lyrics
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation

sounds like an angry ****** with a tune playing behind his ****
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Well he's meant to sound angry

Plays a character in his music who is a ****** up guy. Tortures, kills, rapes and just lives in excess. READ THE LYRICS TO BEWARE LIKE I KEEP SAYING M8ERINO

Says exactly what the band is about right there
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
* ******
* kills
* rapes

sounds like the regular **** they make aka earbleed
User avatar #2058 to #2057 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Well again read the lyrics to beware and it makes sense why.

It's not just "ayy bitches in the club poppin molly gettin drank on u wanna suk dik tonite?"

It's all about paranoia and ****
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
read the lyrics...they sound like someone on meth wrote them
aka failed song
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage ware like no tomorrow
Cuz no hell there wont be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome

Pale horse being the horse death rides on in the four horseman. Void being his mind. He has a vision of a pale horse burning which means he knows he is going to die soon. So why not wage war and destroy **** which also goes into what's happening later on in the song saying that there isn't a god but some natural force so if there is no hell or consequence for doing **** and people know it there wont be a tomorrow because people are just going to destroy everything. The For all who deny the struggle the triumphant overcome means that if you aren't willing to do everything it takes to succeed and thrive then someone else is going to come along and do it and destroy you in the process which also goes into the lines later "Worship is not on bended knee. Nature knows not of mercy. To pray is to accept defeat. Power pisses on the weak. Bow and beheaded by the beast. Beggar on a bitches leash. Scum is desperate for relief" Saying if you just expect someone else to do everything for you and "bow" you're just going to get beheaded by the beast which is just another human who is willing to do everything necessary.

This is the kind of character he's trying to portray and I really like the aesthetic of the lyrical content

Dont hate on my waifu
User avatar #2030 to #1982 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Gripsmas you fag
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
merry xmas you daft little bugger

may santa bring you a new teapot
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Got some of that expensive tea from japan. £2000 for a cup of it.

Also got some stella and trackies m8 fukin sik
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
ill get you everything that brits love

earl grey tea, crumpets, scones, toad in the hole, bangers and mash, spotted dick, bubble and squeak, the david copperfield book, a bulldog, a corgi, a leyland mini car, the union jack flag....and the entire series of dr who and coronation street on dvd
#2034 to #2033 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls   
   
I'll get you sauerkraut, sausages, obscure abstract art movies and rammstein albums
Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls

I'll get you sauerkraut, sausages, obscure abstract art movies and rammstein albums
User avatar #2035 to #2034 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i buy you enough food for a couple days, 2 pets and a ******* car....you buy me just lunch and and a couple dvds

guess gotta make do with your non-german economy eh you poor little broke limey

wrekt
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
But they're very expensive obscure esoteric art movies.

So obscure only the elite know they exist.
User avatar #2037 to #2036 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
great so youre poor and know obscure art

******* hipster
User avatar #2038 to #2037 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in black and white
#2039 to #2038 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 to #2040 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 to #2041 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal    
   
						****					 I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans   
   
I'm a 						*******					 hipster
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

**** I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a ******* hipster
User avatar #2043 to #2042 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 to #2043 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
What the **** this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2046 to #2045 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year   
   
The new album was apparently going to drop today  The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i see the chaos gods are ******* with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 to #2047 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods   
   
Silly casual
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 to #2048 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
User avatar #2009 to #1982 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
Implying i'm not already a slave to excellence
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
should i sell turtletroll as a forced labor slave to racist americans in the south states
#2011 to #2010 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
You should but you can't catch me
You should but you can't catch me
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
hell
all i need do is put down a big bag of some dank weed and you'll come to me
#2013 to #2012 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but you still have to catch me.   
   
I'm the fastest turtle you're ever going to see
Yeah but you still have to catch me.

I'm the fastest turtle you're ever going to see
#2014 to #2013 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
bitch please
im a Chaos Raptor.....

i fall out of the sky at over 500 kilometers per hour, your fat turtle self cannot beat that
#2015 to #2014 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
I will still 						****					 you up though
I will still **** you up though
#2016 to #2015 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
mfw you get uppity

bitch sit the **** down
#2017 to #2016 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
You sure you want to do this the hard way
#2018 to #2017 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
ill wrek you m8
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
The looks insanely impractical
User avatar #2021 to #2019 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
*plucks turtles arms and legs off like leaves off a daisy*
#1983 to #1982 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Plot twist   
   
I'm too fat for it   
   
Well for the british version who is 90 lbs. But just morbidly obese enough for American Santa
Plot twist

I'm too fat for it

Well for the british version who is 90 lbs. But just morbidly obese enough for American Santa
#1985 to #1983 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah of course the amerifats made santa morbidly obese...helps them connect with him

im just waiting till the political correct ******* cry about santa being white and demand he be changed to black
fukken yanks
User avatar #1986 to #1985 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
They cry about anything.

They tried to make James Bond black recently. I love Idris Elba and he would be a good james bond if he was white

They made Annie black.

Could you imagine if they made a black character white. "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION"
User avatar #1987 to #1986 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah
they turned nick fury black
they turned spiderman black
they had a black guy stand in as captain america

hell the hulk was green, then he had a grey version...then a red version...just waiting for them to bitch for a black version
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Well didn't peter parker die and they replaced him with a half mexican half black guy.

Well if somebody destroying everything when they get mad pretty much suits both black people and the hulk
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
half black
implying half makes a difference

and with the hulk...at least when he turned back to human he got his intelligence back
a black hulk....what intelligence
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Goes into rage mode and destroys everything. Leaves rage mode and remembers the angel tray tray being murdered by nazi man Adolf Zimmerman destroys evertyihng again
User avatar #1991 to #1990 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
goes rage mode
destroys everything
comes out of rage mode
says "i din do nuffin rong"
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - turtletroll (12/23/2014) [-]
Random black woman who has never met him walks over

"he din do nuffin. it was the wite man."

another one shows up

"he go church erry week he a gud boi he din do nuffin"
User avatar #1997 to #1992 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll actually a black jamaican pretending to be british
User avatar #1998 to #1997 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
wagwan bloodclot
User avatar #2001 to #2000 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
fukken british

you made the english language yet barely speak it
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
I thought I was Jamaican
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
then make monkey screeching
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
WAGWAN BLOODCLOT
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
should i kill turtle to put him out of his misery
#2006 to #2005 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
You can hurtle the turtle
You can hurtle the turtle
User avatar #2008 to #2006 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**

should i sell turtle into slavery
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
cant*
User avatar #1980 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
will turtle be a casual for life
User avatar #1975 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**

is the traps dick bigger than turtletrolls
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - turtletroll (12/22/2014) [-]
How do you roll the magic 8 ball

Not that it matters because it's wrong about everything
#1977 to #1976 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
dont know how to roll?
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - turtletroll (12/22/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#1965 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
and so a half dead englishman sits at his pc.....

will he die from his illness or from sleep deprivation
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
whynotboth.jpeg
#1967 to #1966 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
soon
zombie turtle time
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - turtletroll (12/20/2014) [-]
Tried to order a pizza and no takeaways were delivering until later and I didn't have any in the house that I could cook

zombie mutant ninja ill turtle with no pizza
User avatar #1969 to #1968 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
*grabs some xylophone sticks and plays a tune on turtles pokey out ribs*
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - turtletroll (12/20/2014) [-]
ayy but I ordered a burrito.

First time ever having one and 9/10
User avatar #1971 to #1970 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
burritos:

YAY i love spending an hour ******** and crying
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - turtletroll (12/20/2014) [-]
Well I have been pecking away at it for over 12 hours.

It's so ******* filling and I can't really eat much when i'm like this anyway

Ordered "suicide sauce" with it. 2 much spice 4 me
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - turtletroll (12/20/2014) [-]
2 spicy and 2 filling but 2 dam tasty 4 me

First world problem. Crying over no pizzas and having to order a burrito and then crying that it's too filling and tasty
User avatar #1937 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
i smell weed and ****** lager

must mean turtle logged in
User avatar #1958 to #1937 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
If it wasn't 4 in the morning I would actually start making some food

You have healed me
User avatar #1959 to #1958 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
you dont keep readily edible food in your house

******* england....where are your snacks
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but I want some actual food

I will probably end up having a ******* pizza for breakfast today.

It might aswell be dinner considering I haven't slept
#1961 to #1960 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
incoming fat turtle
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Better then having a fifth of a bowl of spaghetti

pizza for breakfast is happening
#1963 to #1962 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
you little green bastard   
   
now i want pizza
you little green bastard

now i want pizza
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I actually need to eat something nice and right now

tfw only half 4 so 4 more hours until I can taste the glorious saucey cheesy pizza
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Yep 3 nights in a row without sleep

got a chest infection so I can not ******* breathe
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
proof your ****** food ***** your health m8y
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
I get these atleast 5 times a year.

That's 5 weeks when i'm totally unable to even walk from one room to another without getting exhausted.

Wheezing like a mo fuker
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
living the american dream
being so ****** up you cant move around without getting exhausted

at least yours isnt because of fatness

here i made OC....hope it cheers you up
funnyjunk.com/channel/fjparody/Fj+member+trolling+styles/gflTLts/
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
My name is turtletroll and I never troll

I am a disgrace

i made my name that because of the le troll face xD and turtle posts. to kind of make fun of it
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
*rolls you off the couch*
get up and exercise your sickness off
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Seriously it's like I just got back from the gym if I go to the toilet

If I went to sleep i'm pretty sure I would just suffocate in my sleep
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
So I should just try unplugging my self and then back on

So is that like sleep. Cos I cant do that
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze jams a garden hose down turtles throat, grabs the bellows from the fireplace....and pumps regular air into his lungs**
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
You're a true hero

Last night I took a chair outside and just sat there for two hours because I couldn't breathe indoors.

Such is the struggle of having British food.
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
then we get you to bosnia and schnizel feeds you actual food and you die of overdose of real vitamins
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Real foods?

You mean battered fish and chips covered in gravy right
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
That **** does look nice

I have had mongolian bbq and that was amazing
#1953 to #1952 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
why else would schnizel be a roundboy

all that good food gets addicting
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
I'm actually hungry now.

I have had almost nothign for 3 days
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
schnizel looks like herman goring
turtletroll looks like a camp survivor
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - turtletroll (12/19/2014) [-]
Well at the same time I have been stuck in my room for this 3 days so no energy out or in

Never tried eastern yurope food before and shiet it looks good
#1957 to #1956 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
will living in bosnia make turtletroll a fat bastard
User avatar #1932 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
hey bro
wanna help me troll a troll?
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
I dont know what makes you think I would want to troll

Turtletroll does not troll

Yes I do
User avatar #1935 to #1933 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Or, do what I did to become friends with Konrad. Team up with w alhor and thumb down Konrad.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - turtletroll (12/18/2014) [-]
I think me and kurze started talking after I saw him troll commenting

I called him a fag.

so damping you are a fag
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
find W alhor and redthumb everything of his

he butthurts nicely when redthumbed
User avatar #1893 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
'MURICA!!!!

New Fair Food: Fried Butter On A Stick!
#1914 to #1893 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
tfw a white girl became muslim at my school

tfw she had a miscarriage at 15 before that
User avatar #1915 to #1914 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
thats what you get for letting the cheeky darkies in from jamaica

chimps stick their dicks in anything
#1916 to #1915 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
tfw she was drinking and smoking all the way through pregnancy

tfw she wasn't the biggest skank at my school

tfw my school needed metal detectors outside the gates
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
that moment turtletroll realizes he lives in America part two
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
I told you

Its grim up north
#1919 to #1918 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
the United States Kingdom
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
The Anglosphere

Just get Straya and new zealand in
User avatar #1921 to #1920 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
well there is that 5 eyes thing where usa canada uk australia and nz are in
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Should America even be in the Anglosphere

It's got a **** load of Italians, poles and god forbid.. Irish
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
meh....israel controls it all anyway
nuke israel and let syrianassassin cook hotdogs on the fire
User avatar #1926 to #1923 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Syrian still hasnt told me his master plan

They couldn't even take Israel. Never mind Europe and America
User avatar #1927 to #1926 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
syrianassassin
show the turle your map of the new communist arab empire
User avatar #1928 to #1927 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS SYRIANASSASSIN

He keeps telling me that he will tell me his secret plan

#1929 to #1928 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
this is what he wants under one arab nation
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Spain and porutgal

I dont have enough keks
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
syrry isnt exactly a sane man

noone knows what goes on in his head
User avatar #1895 to #1894 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
that coming from a british lad where his people put MORE sugar into candy than americans
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
It's also about moderation

Our chocolate may be the greatest **** but we have the discipline to not eat it all the time
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm just glad we don't have supersize fast food **** and walmart
#1899 to #1898 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah
its like "america, why the **** do you serve drinks in 1.5 LITER cups"
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Why the **** would you have that

And if anyone says that they shouldn't be selling food and drinks that big and unhealthy its " ****** socialist stop trying to control us"

Well stop trying to drink a months worth of sugar in a day
#1901 to #1900 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
WHOA look at that
big surprise who's darkest
User avatar #1902 to #1901 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Denmark and russia are darker then I'd expect
User avatar #1903 to #1902 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
> denmark
> stoners
> munchies
> easier access to swiss chocolates than UK
User avatar #1904 to #1903 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Got a idea.

I should start selling British chocolates in America. And just to make it even more appealing to them ill mix red bull into every batch of choclate

muricans love sugar
User avatar #1905 to #1904 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
.....that moment turtletroll just admitted he wants to kill americans with food
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey they're doing it anyway

I'm just speeding up the process
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
wir mussen die murican ausratten
User avatar #1909 to #1908 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls It is certain**
will turtletroll do an MC hammer dance on american graves
User avatar #1910 to #1909 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm hitting up ground zero and then the Vietnam memorial first
User avatar #1911 to #1910 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
turtlechav admitted he will MC hammer dance
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
You know it. Konradturkze
#1913 to #1912 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
england needs more kebab
hide ugly british girls behind niqabs

User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
plus you wouldnt stick your dick into some of the weird girls im into
User avatar #1883 to #1881 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
least the ice looks more female than british slags

WREKT
#1886 to #1885 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
< still prettier than a british girl
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Germany has Merkel

We have Cheryl Cole. Check M8
User avatar #1888 to #1887 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
implying one fugly west german accounts for all german women
implying one hot brit counts for all brit women

failed like a chav
#1889 to #1888 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
What next? not all kebabs are terrorists?
What next? not all kebabs are terrorists?
User avatar #1890 to #1889 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
well....syrianassassin has never bombed anyone......

User avatar #1892 to #1891 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
syrianassassin of poor
can only buying bargain bin terrorist gear

FAIL scary movie 4 terrorist
User avatar #1871 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Concentrate and ask again**
will turtletroll be a virgin for life
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My sources say no**
will turtletroll be a virgin for life
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
cus ima **** your bitch

bitch
#1874 to #1873 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
but....your little pencil will pop her
User avatar #1875 to #1874 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Dont worry it's not big enough to do any damage

btw you lucky bastard
#1876 to #1875 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
that moment turtletroll sees tictacs and gets jealous of how big and hard they are compared to his tiny limp noodle
User avatar #1877 to #1876 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Well yo bitch seemed to like it

She didnt say that but she kind of just led there and let me do whatever I wanted
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook not so good**
is turtletroll a casual
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
Well your girls a slut m8
#1882 to #1880 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
at least mine looks like a woman

yours look like men who cant grow facial hair

WREKT
#1884 to #1882 - turtletroll (12/17/2014) [-]
I now love dogs on swings exclusively.    
   
I'm not in love with King McRide anymore
I now love dogs on swings exclusively.

I'm not in love with King McRide anymore
#1793 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"****konradkurze rolled image**   
turtletroll will star in this movie
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
turtletroll will star in this movie
User avatar #1795 to #1793 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
bambi 2?

bambi grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, then a hunter shoots the mother and bambi's son grows up the same way dad did
User avatar #1770 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
TURTLEBRO

need your help
User avatar #1834 to #1770 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
No way!

Im a rainbow fox too

small world
User avatar #1835 to #1834 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah but youre just gay

im a tgirl
User avatar #1836 to #1835 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah SUPER GAY
User avatar #1837 to #1836 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yes you are

you'll never be a sexy girl, youll just take dick like a ************
User avatar #1839 to #1838 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
are you cis scum and cry that you are the gender youre born
User avatar #1840 to #1839 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"

You disgust me kurze
User avatar #1841 to #1840 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously turtle

dont go all puritan
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
you are now half a man

or half a tri gendered cryo fish or whatever
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 to #1843 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too   
   
whoa
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 to #1844 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 to #1845 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
User avatar #1846 to #1845 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 to #1847 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum ******** !
#1853 to #1852 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you ******** !
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 to #1853 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

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#1865 to #1854 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly **** that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 to #1847 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 to #1848 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 to #1849 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
User avatar #1813 to #1770 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
No way are you 34

You are a goth. Dont you guys kill yourselves at 21
#1814 to #1813 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
stereotyping goths
turtletrolls ignorance makes me sad

theres different ypes of goth....im a chaos goth....not the suicidal emo type
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
THERES A DIFFERENCE?

Shiet i thought emos and goths were the same thing
User avatar #1816 to #1815 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
that coming from a 'metaller' who also listens to chav music aka not pure metaller
User avatar #1818 to #1816 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
its like "oh you dont dive in moshpits and dont grow your hair out. ******* poser"

#1819 to #1818 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a poser
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Great. now I have to go back to Glee
User avatar #1821 to #1820 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a backstreet boy
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
****

I was happy going to glee but I can stand those fags
#1823 to #1822 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"****konradkurze rolled image**   
how gay is turtletroll
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty ******* gay
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 to #1826 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 to #1827 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you ******* bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
User avatar #1855 to #1827 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 to #1856 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo ******* norman
#1859 to #1857 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of   
they speak english in anglo norman
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 to #1859 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 to #1859 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 to #1861 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 to #1827 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 to #1828 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 to #1829 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 to #1830 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 to #1832 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU ******* CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
metal head who likes rap music, prog, and hardcore punk

I just like metal most and i dont really buy into the whole "true metal fan" thing
User avatar #1791 to #1770 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
I will never forgive him for playing Alexander.

I was named after Alexander The Great and got a tattoo of the ****** and that potato ****** plays him and makes him look like a bitch

He was good in In Bruges htough
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
then there was harts war where he acted like aa semi-emo, and that ******* boring total recall remake where hes a piece of wood and they cut out the interesting part with the 3-breasted hooker flashing him....

the only time he showed meotion was when he was a cocaine addict on 'horrible bosses'
User avatar #1794 to #1792 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
The total recall remake

i dont get why the remake these films. They are never as good as the original so if I wanted to watch total recall I would just watch hte original because its the better film

but gotta get that rehash money
User avatar #1796 to #1794 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah the remake is **** ....

too scared to see the ROBOCOP remake,,,but from trailers it looks way too actual america planning a new world order wanting obedient killer cops
#1797 to #1796 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Watch they will start remaking Indiana Jones movies or something next

mfw they remake the godfather trilogy
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
could be worse

they suggested making a new ghostbusters movie...bill murray took one look at the script snd through it into a paper shredder
gotta be **** if murray destroyed his script
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Just imagine this

Rob schneider is a Colombian veteran... But now hes going to realize that selling crack aint so easy. *ensue "loopy comedy music" and hilarious scenes of him falling over*

Rob Schneider is. Scarface
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
another overused little ****

and seriously the only reason his career keeps going is because
DUM DUM DUM
hes jewish

User avatar #1801 to #1800 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
And Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and that whole crowd
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Some good actors but most are totally mediocre or bad

Rob schneider is the worst
User avatar #1804 to #1803 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and yet that little assbiscuit for the part for deuce bigalow 1-2
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
What is your favorite film of all time
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
never seen it
User avatar #1808 to #1807 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well was made back in the 70's before little turtletroll even hatched
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Ayy i know of other films in the 70s
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
itty bitty little young turtletroll with a squeaky young voice
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Well how old are you mr big bollocks
#1812 to #1811 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
old man of 34
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
With what
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
got some gay troll lurking around redthumbing me
can you please greenthumb the comments he crapped on
User avatar #1773 to #1772 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
Done I think
#1774 to #1773 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
turtle brofist
#1775 to #1774 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
You lucky a true 						*****					 here for you
You lucky a true ***** here for you
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
here have real rap

Grand Theft Auto 1 Theme - Joyride by Da Shootaz
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
****** will smith

I havent seen Men In Black 3 but Im also guessing its shiet
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah will is one of those actors you just see his name on something and be filled with dread
"dear god what has he made **** now?"

havent seen MIB3 and too scared too in case its ANOTHER "will smith making something into a circus clown act"
User avatar #1785 to #1784 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
After Earth... he called his character SCYPHER RAGE

and ******* gayden smith was in it

I never rated Will Smith as a actor
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
he should have just stopped at fresh prince
he suited the role of an immature hoodrat,

but taking his whacky ****** style of acting made him the jarjar binks of everything he stars in
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
I also think Tom Hanks is just as bad if not worse
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
he was okay in saving private ryan and green mile.....
did okay back in the day with the movie 'Big'

other than that he is overrated and overused simply because hes connected with the NWO

and seriously....playing a retard in 'forest gump'....and a homo in 'philidelphia' were just wrong
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - turtletroll (12/14/2014) [-]
I thought he was awful in green mile

he hardly ever acts but people say hes incredible.

He doesnt express any emotion
#1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
you havent seen colin farrell

walking piece of wood

you could expect that when he played bullseye the hitman on daredevil....heartless killer no emotion....or the guy in SWAT...a cop with problems, no emotion....or even fright night,,,a vampire with no emotions....but seriously....hes a one trick pony
User avatar #1748 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
turtletroll is a fat guy

too much crumpets and tea

Ramstein - Keine Lust
User avatar #1769 to #1748 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
You so fat every pair of shoes you wear become flip flops
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
But they're german.

That's you and crew
#1750 to #1749 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
fine
have that fat british guy Mr Price who was forced to pay for 2 seats on a plane trip
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
Lol theres this guy my age who used to live down my street who has to buy 2 seats.

He used to get a black pudding and fried egg sandwich everyday in college
User avatar #1752 to #1751 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze stands 1 meter away from turtletrol and can still touch his belly**
u fat bruh
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
Yo so fat u owe haiti a apology
User avatar #1754 to #1753 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you the reason africa starving
User avatar #1755 to #1754 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
youre the reason they make diet coke
User avatar #1756 to #1755 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
we're not stuck to earths gravity...we're all stuck to yours
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
yo so fat u took plutos place as a planet
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
You so fat you sat on a iPhone and turned it into a ipad
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you sat on coal and the pressure turned it to diamond
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
You so fat youre on both sides of your family
User avatar #1762 to #1761 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat when you lay down, your left hand is in ipswich and your right hand is in galway
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
yo so fat when you took a selfie. facebook crashed
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
youre so fat, the hubble telescope in space had move back a couple light years to fit you in frame
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
yo so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you use the sun as the lighter to blaze your bong
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - turtletroll (12/12/2014) [-]
Yo so fat you get out both sides of the bed
#1768 to #1767 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you went to a costume party as a life sized red dwarf ship
User avatar #1685 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
here
Nostraman based song

The Prodigy - Breathe
User avatar #1657 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
party at turtles house

turtles not invited

Reaper - Altum Silentium
User avatar #1678 to #1657 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
You're welcome child

You have helped me realize that I am bonged god

May burberry caps and WKD come to you
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
lets play some REAL music

Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
"real music"

Let me help you child

Prepare to become bonged

Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
So whats the german version of based

Turked?
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
im sorry, who has that whole neighborhood of kebabs where people can wander around all day and not say a word of english
thats right
******* ENGLAND

who had a ******** of kebabs protesting how theyre being discriminated
******* ENGLAND

who proved the band skrewdriver right
guess what.... ******* ENGLAND
User avatar #1743 to #1690 - turtletroll (12/11/2014) [-]
Why u do this
#1744 to #1743 - syrianassassin (12/11/2014) [-]
wanna get educated about communism?
User avatar #1746 to #1744 - turtletroll (12/11/2014) [-]
So are you gonna educate me

fagit
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - turtletroll (12/11/2014) [-]
yes pls
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I actually live in a area that is at least 90% non white

But they arent turkish
#1687 to #1684 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
sandmonkeys are sandmonkeys

hell good old syrianassassin wants all arabs as one people
allahu akbar
User avatar #1691 to #1687 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Well if they got their own country they would immediately try to take everything else

Also spain? its been a long time since they had that place
User avatar #1692 to #1689 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
You can keep africa though
#1693 to #1692 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
nah. we will take what is ours

like a lightning strike from the cloudless sky
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
It's not yours though

Most people in Spain are christian and thats been the staple for a long ass time

It's like the british saying "We want america back it is ours by right"
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
well, n one said to their ****** king to rape someone.

if you know Al-Andalus go read about it. and know how it is created. because the christian Spanish king enjoyed rape.
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay so all the Spanish Citizens should be forced into a coalition they dont want and be subjugated to other religious dogma?

Because of something that happened a long time ago
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
nope.

go read about al andalus again and see how christians and jews lived with us.

the jew golden age is the muslims golden age in that time. if they used any kind of arrogance there would be no non muslim living with them.

that land will just be under our control.
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Right

Im sure they will be much better off

I bet they would just love to be ruled by a totally different race of people with different beliefs from hundreds of miles away setting their laws on them.

What happened a long time ago is totally irrelevant and you arent even taking into account what the people of spain want.
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
oh no. we let people go around their own filth without doing anything.

nah thank you for that offer.
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Well what if I just said

"Yeah we should rule you now. It's in your best interest to hand over all your autonomy to the great british government"

That is ******* retarded
User avatar #1717 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
and they dont know what we welcomed them for.

so yeah let them eat drink dance and laugh now.
#1719 to #1717 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
mfw sat back in Northern England watching all this happen
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
I think they will over their conquered land, super advanced weaponry, laughably easy victory and billions on billions given from germany and america.

Also they havent stopped fighting or training so waiting isnt doing much
#1715 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
i dont need to know anything from my anyone. if anyone want war then we welcome them.
i dont need to know anything from my anyone. if anyone want war then we welcome them.
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Then what happened with Israel. You welcomed them pretty well

They hardly broke a sweat and established total dominance over the entire area
#1713 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
secret is secret

dont worry it wont take long until it get revealed. that day everyone will be biting his own finger from fear. and all we will hear from them is O we hope we was Dirt
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay then we wont tell you about our secret weapon. And we totally have one

But just sayan if your secret weapon is "god will smite you" then you should know that you atleast need to have a weapon to use it
User avatar #1711 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
nah dont worry. nothing like this.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
What then tell me!

I know youre ******* up to something
#1709 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
but i said we dont need nukes!
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
So what is your weapon then?

What are you hiding. Nukes? genetically modified super people? super nukes?
User avatar #1707 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
i just said. we have our special weapon but we need unity.

and america is dismantling middle east in order for that weapon not to work.
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
What is your special weapon

Nukes? AMERICA WAS RIGHT
#1705 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
ay i know. and taking the united states of Terrorism need a special strategy. we dont need nukes or guns. we dont need to go fly planes.

we have our own special weapon. a unique weapon have no run away with it. the only way to do it is unite.

and as you see america is dismantling us so we wont succeed with our plans
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Even if you united I don't think you could

Look what happened with the war with Israel. And that was a small nation with American arms and with not full training
#1703 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
you did read my last sentence?   
   
WE DONT SUPPORT IMPERIALISM. so we will leave spain alone unless if they attacked us   
   
and you know we have the full right to take over MURICA and take back palistine
you did read my last sentence?

WE DONT SUPPORT IMPERIALISM. so we will leave spain alone unless if they attacked us

and you know we have the full right to take over MURICA and take back palistine
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
You can take palistine but taking over murica is just doing what they are doing. Plus they say you attacked first with 9/11 and Saddam Hussein threatening using nuclear weapons. Its a total political *********** and honestly taking the high road would be better. Also there is NO ******* way you could take America by force. You couldnt get a person on a plane or boat before a tonne of drone guided missiles are down your throat

But you literally have no claim on Spain and saying it belongs to you and that you will spread the word of god is totally pointless if it is never going to happen.
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
it is more retarded to let people go around their own filth. and also we are here to spread the word of god.

nothing can prevent us.

but here is the deal. we wont attack spain or go like imperialistic asshole, since my belief is anti-imperialism.

since we are only allowed to attack who attacked us now.
i think we will only take back Palestine and shut down america.
User avatar #1702 to #1701 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
"We are here to spread the word of god"

But if we took your government and spread the word of the christian god how do you think the public would take it?

The people in spain dont go around in their own filth at all and they do not ever ******* want to be ruled by a middle eastern nation you can guarantee that with 100% certainty
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Do you have chavs though
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
>party
>not playing progressive speed glam folk true metal
>meme arrows
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
pick a song
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
lil B - i think im based god
#1661 to #1660 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
more monkey music
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
But hes based god

the bait has been taken
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
oh my based god give me the swag to get through to this non believer

If based god isn't based god then how come he looks like bill gates?
#1665 to #1664 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
is turtle a breadbasket
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
You miss typed absolutely based
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
is turtletroll a nutter
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Cant you spell? its B A S E D
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
* BONGED

aka stoned turtle
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Bonged sounds like the british version of based

I am Bonged God
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
007
James Bong
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
i should get more tattoos. dress like lil b but makes songs about tea and rainy barbecues
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
fuknchav
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Thats it

Chavs are the white english version of *******

praise bonged god
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
finally

got you to admit youre a fukn chav
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
You admitted that I am bonged god
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
no i said youre james bong and you praised bonged god

and you submit to chavdom

fuknchav
User avatar #1655 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
how turtletroll and schnizel met

THE MEDIC - WW2 Short Film 11m
#1597 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
turtletroll confirmed chris barrie
turtletroll confirmed chris barrie
#1588 - konradkurze (12/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
is turtletroll actually scott sterling
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
I am actually Winston Churchill
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
is turtletroll actually craig charles
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Told you im Winston Churchill

*roll 4 8 ball*
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
is turtletroll actually Danny John-Jules
User avatar #1594 to #1592 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
See it wont tell you because everyone thinks im dead
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
is turtle actually chris barrie
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is turtletroll actually chris barrie
User avatar #1598 to #1596 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
"most likely"

It's not a definite

Now ask it if i am Winston Churchill

Also is KonardKronze actually jewish? *roll 1*
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is turtletroll actually arnold rimmer
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - turtletroll (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay I admit it

Im actually Ice Cube
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
a sellout failed rap singer?
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
hmmm lets see how much Ice cube sold out

making friday and next Friday...2 ****** movies
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - turtletroll (12/10/2014) [-]
ICE T PLAYED A FURRY

TOO MUCH KEK
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
yeah just keep beating your fists on the screen and pretending your rage somehow makes ice cubes weak career stronger

he'll still never be Ice T awesome