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#5 - I`ve been watching this for 10 minutes. When does it tell me t… 05/03/2013 on How to tell if time is... 0
#243 - You expect to earn a BILLION from the royal family.... 05/03/2013 on The Queen 0
#1 - stars last more than a few million years...  [+] (15 new replies) 05/03/2013 on The More You Know +11
User avatar #3 - trollmobile (05/03/2013) [-]
yeah, but when you wish upon a star, you usually wish upon a dying star, and a star doesn't die for millions of years.
User avatar #16 - defensive (05/04/2013) [-]
Most stars you see in the sky are not dying, and stars last for billions of years and it can take millions of years from when they start to die to when they are dead.
User avatar #24 - trollmobile (05/04/2013) [-]
when you "wish upon a star" you do almost every single time, unless you've grown up with mentally challenged parents, wish upon a dying star.
User avatar #27 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
Do you even know how stars work? They last for billions of years and it takes them a few million years to die. The stars that you can see are only a few million light years away. So chances are that the star is still burning when you see it.
#29 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
oh, and if you're referring to the other kind of wishing upon a star, the shooting star, then that's a meteor entering earth's atmosphere, that's something that lasts only a few minutes.
User avatar #31 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
I do realise that, but you were arguing the life and brightness of a star.
User avatar #34 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
no..
no i was not.
i was arguing about how long the death of a star you'd wish upon lasted, i was arguing how long it would shine brighter and be wished upon.
#28 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star#Collapse
i do, but you don't.
when you wish upon a star, that's a supernova, it's a brief explosion, supernova do not last for millions of years, they're immense, sudden explosions.
User avatar #30 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you serious right now? A supernova is an extremely rare event. The stars you can see in the sky are just like our star is now, all happy and peachy doing their own thang. A supernova burns incredibly bright in the sky. Look up past supernovae visible from earth and you will find that they become the brightest thing in the night sky. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SN_1006
I assume that you won't look up facts so I looked them up for you.
User avatar #32 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
i am not referring to every fucking star you dense motherfucker, i keep saying it over and over and over again, i'm referring to WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR

seriously, i know stars last for billions of years, i know how supernova work, i know all that shit, i'm talking about WISHING UPON A STAR, you don't WISH upon a perfectly normal, non-dieing, non-exploding star!
User avatar #36 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
You wish upon a shooting star which is a meteor. Not a supernova.
#37 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
there are more than one kind of wishing upon stars.
in folklore wishing upon the birth of a star (actually death, a supernova shining brighter than all others, but here on our dumb little earth, untill modern age science, we've belived it to be how stars are born) the children(/supid adults) thing of shooting star things is seperate and different from the near religious worship of "the birth of a star", which is something that you also wish upon.
where are you from? asking because culture could excuse your ignorance.
User avatar #38 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
Most supernovae can only been seen with a telescope, with the exception of only a hand full being seen with the naked eye. I believe what you mean is when you wish upon the brightest "star" which was just Venus confused with a star.
User avatar #33 - defensive (05/05/2013) [-]
" but when you wish upon a star, you usually wish upon a dying star"
Just admit that you were wrong.
#35 - trollmobile (05/05/2013) [-]
no
#241 - Its a palace and a historical landmark. People are more likely…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on The Queen 0
#242 - intrepidy (05/03/2013) [-]
You expect to earn a BILLION pounds annually from a museum?

The Louve doesn't earn that much!
#243 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
You expect to earn a BILLION from the royal family....
#6 - I started listening to slayer when i was 10 and i feel like a … 05/03/2013 on R.I.P. 0
#75 - Picture 05/03/2013 on Pikachu -1
#14 - This just ruined my day. I have been listening to slayer since… 05/03/2013 on Facebook 0
#237 - The total value of £44.5 billion includes £18.1 billion …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on The Queen 0
#240 - intrepidy (05/03/2013) [-]
Do you honestly expect to earn a billion pounds annually from a museum?
#241 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
Its a palace and a historical landmark. People are more likely to visit if they know they can actually go in it and not just stare from a distance.
#242 - intrepidy (05/03/2013) [-]
You expect to earn a BILLION pounds annually from a museum?

The Louve doesn't earn that much!
#243 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
You expect to earn a BILLION from the royal family....
#43 - It`s not like she didn`t say it was garbage.... 05/02/2013 on Hate it when this happens. 0
#101 - I`m not a socialist. All i`m saying is that she doesn`t bring …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2013 on The Queen -1
#237 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
The total value of £44.5 billion includes £18.1 billion of assets including the Crown jewels and royal palaces. On top of that, the monarchy is reckoned to be worth an additional £26.4 billion because of the economic benefits it brings to the UK, through the boost to tourism and other industries.

As is said. We can earn more without the crown from tourism by opening the royal houses to tourists.

Please make sure you read things properly.
#240 - intrepidy (05/03/2013) [-]
Do you honestly expect to earn a billion pounds annually from a museum?
#241 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
Its a palace and a historical landmark. People are more likely to visit if they know they can actually go in it and not just stare from a distance.
#242 - intrepidy (05/03/2013) [-]
You expect to earn a BILLION pounds annually from a museum?

The Louve doesn't earn that much!
#243 - turtletroll (05/03/2013) [-]
You expect to earn a BILLION from the royal family....
#48 - How much money does she bring in? Think about it. Peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on The Queen 0
#118 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
"plus i don`t anybody says "Hey lets travel to London because the queen lives there!"

Millions of asians do that very thing every year...
#55 - I hate it how people who upload this tumblr stuff always add i… 05/02/2013 on Fucking glorious 0
#3 - everyone`s reactions make me laugh. 05/01/2013 on King of the internet. +1
#1 - Doesn`t that depend on the species of whale. gif unrelated 05/01/2013 on Fact of the Day 0
#1 - I didn`t read the title. I did not see the spoiler a… 05/01/2013 on *SPOILER* Iron Man 3 TDKR... 0
#60 - I`m so done. That joke does not warrant that response in anywa… 05/01/2013 on Tumblr 0
#91 - It was used in the north as well but obviously not in a cockne… 04/30/2013 on learn to share +1
#2 - wut. Still fucking lol`d 04/29/2013 on carpe diem 0
#1 - Is this serious?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Disney +1
User avatar #2 - losglatzos (04/29/2013) [-]
9/11 was an inside job.

everyone who thinks this is true is...................

..................well sometimes u can´t trust internet.

sometimes.
#3 - The picture is from the video. Sorry if you couldn`t work it o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on I was watching porn. 0
User avatar #4 - ezzay (04/29/2013) [-]
Ah I see. i knew there was a part to the joke I wasn't understanding. My apologies if i came off harsh. Browsing the newest uploads makes my cynical sometimes.
#1 - I don`t know if i`m the only one who is bored of these dog fee… 04/28/2013 on Dog Welcomes Home Soldier 0
#3 - I don`t know why.  [+] (20 new replies) 04/28/2013 on uh,oh i have no control... +11
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User avatar #4 - navadae (04/28/2013) [-]
masturbation material
#24 - pappathethird (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - lawuser (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you for not being all "erm... scientific reasons... of course".
Thank you for being direct with it and saying you like boobs.
The comment section could use more people like you.
User avatar #12 - facetiousrunner (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw your name and was tempted to tell him inferno cop or mars of destruction..........
#13 - lawuser (04/28/2013) [-]
#14 - facetiousrunner (04/28/2013) [-]
#11 - arrowinurbutt (04/28/2013) [-]
Are you saying you don't like science!?
User avatar #9 - navadae (04/28/2013) [-]
haha thanks.. i think?
User avatar #5 - moorgar (04/28/2013) [-]
the source is seikon no qwaser
i don´t understand why noone is using google pictures, just drag the .gif or picture there and you get an result
User avatar #23 - kathuzada (04/29/2013) [-]
You have to save it now then drag it, at least I do on FJ pictures anyways. It is annoying
User avatar #10 - garymotherfingoak (04/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't work anymore unless its from your computer
User avatar #17 - moorgar (04/28/2013) [-]
1. Pull the picture/gif on your desktop
2. Pull it in Google Pictures
3. ???
4. Fap Material for navadae
User avatar #18 - garymotherfingoak (04/28/2013) [-]
Pulled the picture
put it in google pictures
???
"the URL doesnt refer to an image, or may no longer exist."
happens with every image on Funnyjunk ever since Google's "No Porn" update
User avatar #53 - moorgar (04/29/2013) [-]
I will Repeat Step 1 for you: Pull the picture/gif on your desktop
User avatar #68 - garymotherfingoak (04/29/2013) [-]
ah, okay
User avatar #41 - giguelingueling (04/29/2013) [-]
save the image on your desktop.
#30 - N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
it doesn't work on pictures from funnyjunk, don't know why, but works fine with pictures from other sites

Captcha: 911
User avatar #6 - navadae (04/28/2013) [-]
i had no idea you could do that, i`ll give it a whirl next time thankya
User avatar #7 - moorgar (04/28/2013) [-]
No Problem, have fun
#3 - Picture 04/28/2013 on HARRASMENT 0
#45 - You made me laugh. Do it again.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on ducks +7
#47 - SomeSortofBacon (04/28/2013) [-]
#101 - N. Korean citizen (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on HARRASMENT +8
#2 - twi (04/28/2013) [-]
#3 - turtletroll (04/28/2013) [-]
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