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turtletroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Total Comments Made:6879
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#30 - Yeah some people have different opinions 02/20/2015 on How it feels to defend the US -2
#2400 - heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth 02/20/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2396 - implying that I didn't try Gorgeous one recently brok…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2394 - So you don't think i'm gay anymore  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2395 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam turtlefucking furry
User avatar #2396 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2392 - both 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2390 - And they were russians Drank my vodka, got a free rid…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2393 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam turtlefucking furry
User avatar #2396 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2388 - Funny you mention that because I just got back from a house pa…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2389 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
the broke chav just got milked for money now is more broke
User avatar #2390 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
And they were russians

Drank my vodka, got a free ride home and free food

cykas
#2393 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam turtlefucking furry
User avatar #2396 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2386 - "my money" HAHAHAHAHA the governments money…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2387 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah but they can still sponge a free home and food from your broke ass

ive seen deadbeat girls do that...hook up with welfare boys because theyre that low, welfare boys are better than being homeless
User avatar #2388 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
Funny you mention that because I just got back from a house party and actually bought two girls food and helped pay for their taxi home

Shiet maybe you're right

#2389 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
the broke chav just got milked for money now is more broke
User avatar #2390 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
And they were russians

Drank my vodka, got a free ride home and free food

cykas
#2393 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam turtlefucking furry
User avatar #2396 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2384 - for the welfare m8  [+] (13 new replies) 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2385 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
sooo....you admit girls dont dig you for you, they dig you only for your money
User avatar #2386 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
"my money" HAHAHAHAHA

the governments money not mine. I'm in debt right now so I don't have all this money to spend on gold diggers
#2387 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah but they can still sponge a free home and food from your broke ass

ive seen deadbeat girls do that...hook up with welfare boys because theyre that low, welfare boys are better than being homeless
User avatar #2388 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
Funny you mention that because I just got back from a house party and actually bought two girls food and helped pay for their taxi home

Shiet maybe you're right

#2389 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
the broke chav just got milked for money now is more broke
User avatar #2390 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
And they were russians

Drank my vodka, got a free ride home and free food

cykas
#2393 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam turtlefucking furry
User avatar #2396 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2382 - Stop beating my wives and I wont be crazy  [+] (15 new replies) 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2383 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
youre married?

that scares me that theres women who'd marry a chav
User avatar #2384 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
for the welfare m8
#2385 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
sooo....you admit girls dont dig you for you, they dig you only for your money
User avatar #2386 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
"my money" HAHAHAHAHA

the governments money not mine. I'm in debt right now so I don't have all this money to spend on gold diggers
#2387 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah but they can still sponge a free home and food from your broke ass

ive seen deadbeat girls do that...hook up with welfare boys because theyre that low, welfare boys are better than being homeless
User avatar #2388 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
Funny you mention that because I just got back from a house party and actually bought two girls food and helped pay for their taxi home

Shiet maybe you're right

#2389 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
the broke chav just got milked for money now is more broke
User avatar #2390 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
And they were russians

Drank my vodka, got a free ride home and free food

cykas
#2393 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam turtlefucking furry
User avatar #2396 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
#2381 - Burgundy - Aragon seems interesting Haven't played as…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2391 - damping (02/19/2015) [-]
When you searched for tags you pressed scan internet, not the actual search button, correct?
User avatar #2392 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
both
#2377 - everyone hated me that game. lithuania allied only to *…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2378 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Hah.
#2375 - Yeah definitely But we were also really unlucky  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2376 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Qara is a very hard game because no one wants to ally you.
User avatar #2377 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
everyone hated me that game. lithuania allied only to fuck me off for poland mid war

im going to bed now though. 6:40 am bed time living the dream
User avatar #2378 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Hah.
#13 - It's what conspiracy theorists say about 9/11 02/18/2015 on (untitled) +1
#2370 - Is it on private?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2373 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
It modifies the checksum. I'll have it fixed in a sec.
User avatar #2372 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
I know the problem. I changed Prussia's color to Prussian blue
User avatar #2371 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
no.
#2365 - added  [+] (7 new replies) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2368 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
search husbus12 in the multiplayer games.
User avatar #2370 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Is it on private?
User avatar #2373 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
It modifies the checksum. I'll have it fixed in a sec.
User avatar #2372 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
I know the problem. I changed Prussia's color to Prussian blue
User avatar #2371 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
no.
User avatar #2366 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
ight.
#2367 - damping has deleted their comment.
#2364 - you wouldn't understand the superior northern dialect  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2361 - 07yaforrester  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2362 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/dampo

click on this and friend me.
User avatar #2365 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
added
User avatar #2368 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
search husbus12 in the multiplayer games.
User avatar #2370 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Is it on private?
User avatar #2373 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
It modifies the checksum. I'll have it fixed in a sec.
User avatar #2372 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
I know the problem. I changed Prussia's color to Prussian blue
User avatar #2371 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
no.
User avatar #2366 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
ight.
#2367 - damping has deleted their comment.
#2359 - I cant find your steam  [+] (11 new replies) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2360 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
What's yours?
User avatar #2361 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
07yaforrester

User avatar #2362 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/dampo

click on this and friend me.
User avatar #2365 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
added
User avatar #2368 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
search husbus12 in the multiplayer games.
User avatar #2370 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Is it on private?
User avatar #2373 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
It modifies the checksum. I'll have it fixed in a sec.
User avatar #2372 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
I know the problem. I changed Prussia's color to Prussian blue
User avatar #2371 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
no.
User avatar #2366 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
ight.
#2367 - damping has deleted their comment.
#2358 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2363 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't understand a word after "joke". Speak English next time.
User avatar #2364 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
you wouldn't understand the superior northern dialect

#5771 - Do you actually want to play EUIV online? 02/18/2015 on schnizel's profile 0
#5770 - Are you white? Then you are european m8erino 02/17/2015 on schnizel's profile 0
#5766 - top kek I play it because America isn't ******…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on schnizel's profile 0
User avatar #5769 - damping (02/17/2015) [-]
No the beauty is that Europeans haven't destroyed the world yet.
User avatar #5771 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Do you actually want to play EUIV online?
User avatar #5770 - turtletroll (02/17/2015) [-]
Are you white?

Then you are european m8erino
#5764 - Brandenburg Denmark into scandinavia  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on schnizel's profile 0
User avatar #5765 - damping (02/17/2015) [-]
The English are useless in that game. Just like in real life.
User avatar #5766 - turtletroll (02/17/2015) [-]
top kek

I play it because America isn't shitting on the world yet
User avatar #5769 - damping (02/17/2015) [-]
No the beauty is that Europeans haven't destroyed the world yet.
User avatar #5771 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Do you actually want to play EUIV online?
User avatar #5770 - turtletroll (02/17/2015) [-]
Are you white?

Then you are european m8erino
#5762 - lol nerd  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2015 on schnizel's profile 0
User avatar #5763 - damping (02/17/2015) [-]
Favorite nations? Mine are Portugal, Tuscany->Italy, and Brandenburg->Prussia->Germany.

If I played Civ 4 on steam the number of hours would be even more ridiculous.
User avatar #5764 - turtletroll (02/17/2015) [-]
Brandenburg

Denmark into scandinavia
User avatar #5765 - damping (02/17/2015) [-]
The English are useless in that game. Just like in real life.
User avatar #5766 - turtletroll (02/17/2015) [-]
top kek

I play it because America isn't shitting on the world yet
User avatar #5769 - damping (02/17/2015) [-]
No the beauty is that Europeans haven't destroyed the world yet.
User avatar #5771 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Do you actually want to play EUIV online?
User avatar #5770 - turtletroll (02/17/2015) [-]
Are you white?

Then you are european m8erino

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#2502 - vorasharaptor (2 hours ago) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls The Crisis of Treachery™.** why is turtletroll ****** up in the head
User avatar #2503 to #2502 - turtletroll (2 hours ago) [-]
paranoid of being betrayed
#2507 to #2503 - vorasharaptor (34 minutes ago) [-]
communist turtle always afraid of traitors
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - turtletroll (33 minutes ago) [-]
theyre everywhere

the other day i sneezed. i bet it was a allergic reaction to mic they planted on me
#2509 to #2508 - vorasharaptor (31 minutes ago) [-]
sure are alot of communists on FJ

syrianassassin wasnt all arab nations into one soviet state
turtletroll is scared of traitors
Damping actually belives everyone, even enemies, should be best friends
#2484 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
is turtle a cockney
User avatar #2491 to #2484 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
GIVE ME SOME NEW BANDS TO LISTEN TO
#2492 to #2491 - vorasharaptor (16 hours ago) [-]
Arch enemy
HMKids
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Betty Boo
Lorde
Alice Francis
Laibach
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
thanks m8erino

been looking for new music to get into
#2485 to #2484 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls My reply is no**"
is turtletroll a cockney
User avatar #2486 to #2485 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
told you m8
#2487 to #2486 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls My sources say no**
is turtle a chav
User avatar #2490 to #2487 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
Told you m8

I cant like metal and be a chav
#2488 to #2487 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Outlook not so good**
is turtle a muppet
#2489 to #2488 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls You may rely on it**
is turtle a smeghead
#2472 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Better not tell you now**
is turtletroll actually salad fingers
#2473 to #2472 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
It's too late to be dealing with your 						****					   
   
I am not salad fingers i'm obviously roger the alien from american dad
It's too late to be dealing with your ****

I am not salad fingers i'm obviously roger the alien from american dad
#2474 to #2473 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
salad fingers - british
turtletroll - british

coincidence?
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
terrible techno eurotrash music - german
vor - german

I know you're a commie east german but i'm not a southern fairy like salad fingers
#2476 to #2475 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
3rd fattest country on earth - england
historically most warlike country - england
maintains a fascist monarchy royal family - aw **** england
overrun with kebabs - guess who
locals dont want to live there.......

i could go on
User avatar #2477 to #2476 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
they hate us because they aint us
#2478 to #2477 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
yeah the worlds so jelly of being a failed empire like england

User avatar #2479 to #2478 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
biggest in history m8
#2480 to #2479 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
had it
lost it
never getting it again

now forever a tiny island filled with chavs and kebabs

once you had an empire, now you got a slum
User avatar #2481 to #2480 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
same could be said for you but now you got a **** tonne of money invested in greece and turks
#2482 to #2481 - vorasharaptor (02/25/2015) [-]
yeah but our problem was the allies shoving this **** on us


dont remember anyone standing over england and telling them to accept kebabs in
User avatar #2483 to #2482 - turtletroll (02/25/2015) [-]
because you keep forgetting the 6 borillion
User avatar #2468 - damping ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Does Thursday work for you to continue our game?
User avatar #2494 to #2468 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
want to do euiv soon?
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - damping ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Gotta go to work for a couple hours first. Around 6:30 Eastern if that is OK.

New patch and DLC dropped.
User avatar #2498 to #2496 - damping ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Do you have class tomorrow?
User avatar #2499 to #2498 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
nope im free tomorrow
User avatar #2500 to #2499 - damping ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Alright. Good because I may have to play later tonight than 6:30 Eastern. Might be going out to dinner. I will let you know when I am ready to play. Saturday I will tons of time to play though.
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
I might not be on tomorrow actually. might be going out at night time
User avatar #2504 to #2501 - damping ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
There are apparently a ton of bugs right now from the New patch. Might be better to play Saturday when I have more time.
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - turtletroll (1 hour ago) [-]
i've been playing all day and havent seen any

up to you
User avatar #2510 to #2505 - damping ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
You should keep an eye on the DLCs they might be on sale.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - turtletroll (27 minutes ago) [-]
if my bank lets me. I got plenty of money in it but they put my account on hold for no reason
User avatar #2512 to #2511 - damping ONLINE (16 minutes ago) [-]
My parents have told me horror stories about British Banking. Like it is stuck in the middle ages.
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - turtletroll (15 minutes ago) [-]
most of us would like a banker culling
User avatar #2506 to #2505 - damping ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
Apparently it crashes in multiplayer. I'm available all Saturday though. I think that would be better.
User avatar #2497 to #2496 - damping ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
A song to tide you over. This imagine "Kanye" is replaced with "the US" and the singer is all Europeans.

The Chainsmokers - KANYE (Instant Party! Remix)
User avatar #2470 to #2468 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm pretty much good for anyday of the week
#2458 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.**
why is turtletroll such a beta fag
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
im self conscious about that
#2461 to #2459 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
* flatulist to the king
* england hasnt had a king in decades
* turtle is unemployed
#2435 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
*runs up to turtle and explodes*
allahu akbar
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
Going to kill yourself

Kill yourself trying to kill a nobody. Nobody wins
#2437 to #2436 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
* kill a chav
* dies and go to paradise
* **** 72 virgins forever
*....
* allahu akbar
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
I also get 72 virgins for bringing down vor because of all your fetishes
#2439 to #2438 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
but youre british

you get 72 joshlols
#2440 to #2439 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
Dont know if a man or woman
#2441 to #2440 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
i dont know really....i think at this point of loneliness....he'd be whatever you want him to be just to get laid
User avatar #2442 to #2441 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
But wont you also gets 72 joshlols?
#2443 to #2442 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
no im east german
id get 72 Kim Petras'
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
So you'd still get dudes
#2446 to #2445 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
shes post-op...so technically a girl now
User avatar #2447 to #2446 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
technically

technically speaking competitive sneezing could be a sport
#2448 to #2447 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
shes got boobs and a vag now....shes a girl

still doint know what your joshlol is
User avatar #2451 to #2448 - joshlol (02/23/2015) [-]
what
#2452 to #2451 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
100% sex change = girl

maybe i should find you a tranny, Josh.....i know one living in london...ill send her to you
User avatar #2455 to #2452 - joshlol (02/23/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #2449 to #2448 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
no ovaries and shiet

Basically just a inverted dick
#2450 to #2449 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll picture*"****vorasharaptor rolled image**   
where turtle takes josh on the first date
**vorasharaptor used "*roll picture*"**
**vorasharaptor rolled image**
where turtle takes josh on the first date
User avatar #2453 to #2450 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
IMPLYING HE/SHE GETS OFF FJ
#2454 to #2453 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
good point

i think hes addicted to his 2000 internet friends here
#2457 to #2454 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
tfw no meaningless arbitrary 2000 friends on a obscure 						******					 meme site    
   
I would have more if I didn't post stupid 						****					  mostly about da jews
tfw no meaningless arbitrary 2000 friends on a obscure ****** meme site

I would have more if I didn't post stupid **** mostly about da jews
#2471 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
well youre not black
so theyd be less mean to you
#2467 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
turtle: pack with explosives and shell acts like hand grenade shrapnel

turtle: naturally bald head

perfect
User avatar #2469 to #2467 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
I guess so but racists are surprisingly intolerant they wont let in non whites and i'm a green ************
#2465 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
still friends

you know you want to be a nazi terrorist turtle
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
hey its really hard work getting into ISIS and a skin head group while being a turtle
#2463 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
idk....
syrianassassin and schnizel have friends
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
other nazis and terrorists
#2460 to #2457 - vorasharaptor (02/23/2015) [-]
* post **** about jews
* make friends with all the terrorists like syrianassassin and schnizel
* profit
User avatar #2462 to #2460 - turtletroll (02/23/2015) [-]
did you even see the video

nobody wants to be friends with nazis
User avatar #2431 - damping ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Let's do this
User avatar #2433 to #2431 - turtletroll (02/22/2015) [-]
wont be able to play again tomorrow for long if you do want to play

I got college on monday
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - damping ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty busy tomorrow too. Second half of the week I am normally available.
User avatar #2409 - damping ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright lets play. If you are still awake.
User avatar #2411 to #2409 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
want to play now?
User avatar #2412 to #2411 - damping ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
ya. I'll make a game. Tag damping. see if you can find me
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
i am now give me 10 minutes though
#2403 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
turtle = chav
User avatar #2413 to #2403 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
vor = german pretentious latex pants techno dickhead
#2414 to #2413 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
fukken chav
im no ******* west german

im a pessimistic cynical black leather wearing gothic asshole

now go eat some spotted dick
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
go make abstract art movies and fatty sausages
#2416 to #2415 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
better than the toast dry 'humor' you call comedy and the fatty foods your people eat

what are you...like 3rd place for worlds fattest people right after mexico and usa
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Monty python

nuff said
#2418 to #2417 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
fun to watch the first time then move on and forget

red dward and lexx were englands claim to fame and now theyre gone
User avatar #2419 to #2418 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
fawlty towers
#2420 to #2419 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
pfftttt
john cleese was another "watch once then forget"
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
are you really saying fawlty towers was forgettable
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
fukin rek u m8

il fukin spark u owt
#2425 to #2423 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
young ones...dead.....bottom....dead....
#2424 to #2423 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
red dwarf, old forgotten
lexx, old forgotten
faulty towers, whose line is it anyway, brittas empire, monty python, coronation street, eastenders, royle family, etc all faded and dead
User avatar #2426 to #2424 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
im surprised you know royle family

it always seemed like a you have to be british to get it kind of thing
#2427 to #2426 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
well i dont live in usa

we actually get foreign shows

as opposed to america's 'make a ****** american version of them'
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
What about the inbetweeners UK?

I just wouldn't think that it would translate well. Hell it doesn't even translate that well to many people outside of northern england
#2429 to #2428 - vorasharaptor (02/21/2015) [-]
inbetweeners?
User avatar #2432 to #2429 - turtletroll (02/22/2015) [-]
You should watch it though.

Don't know if you'd like it or whatever but if you get the royle family you should be able to follow something as stupid as inbetweeners stupid but still well written and hilarious
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Yeah

Do NOT watch the USA version holy **** is that bad.

It's a big show over here they made 2 movies from it aswell
User avatar #2397 - damping ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
So, England is getting absolutely wrecked in Cricket.
User avatar #2380 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Whenever we play again, some good options are:

Ottomans-Russia
Ottomans-Poland
Burgundy-Savoy
Burgundy-Tuscany
Burgundy-Aragon
User avatar #2404 to #2380 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
want to play euiv now?
User avatar #2406 to #2404 - damping ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Question: Do you have any idea what NCAA 14 is?
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - turtletroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Some sports game?
#2408 to #2407 - damping ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
The best sports game.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - damping ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
Me and my friend have a dynasty in NCAA 14 and I gotta play my games. But when he is playing his, we can play. Warning, I will be getting drunk.
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
Burgundy - Aragon seems interesting

Haven't played as either yet so i'd be up for that
#2391 to #2381 - damping ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
When you searched for tags you pressed scan internet, not the actual search button, correct?
#2379 - vorasharaptor (02/18/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Beating your wives.**
why is turtletroll ******* crazy
User avatar #2382 to #2379 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
Stop beating my wives and I wont be crazy
#2383 to #2382 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
youre married?

that scares me that theres women who'd marry a chav
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
for the welfare m8
#2385 to #2384 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
sooo....you admit girls dont dig you for you, they dig you only for your money
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
"my money" HAHAHAHAHA

the governments money not mine. I'm in debt right now so I don't have all this money to spend on gold diggers
#2387 to #2386 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
yeah but they can still sponge a free home and food from your broke ass

ive seen deadbeat girls do that...hook up with welfare boys because theyre that low, welfare boys are better than being homeless
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
Funny you mention that because I just got back from a house party and actually bought two girls food and helped pay for their taxi home

Shiet maybe you're right

#2389 to #2388 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
the broke chav just got milked for money now is more broke
User avatar #2390 to #2389 - turtletroll (02/19/2015) [-]
And they were russians

Drank my vodka, got a free ride home and free food

cykas
#2393 to #2390 - vorasharaptor (02/19/2015) [-]
i should have a poker night , invite you, and have a hot girl sit across from you....then watch you lose as you pay more attention to her than the game

youre a sucker for a pretty face arent ya
User avatar #2394 to #2393 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
So you don't think i'm gay anymore
#2395 to #2394 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
well....still suspicious given that you didnt hit on those 2 hot girls and just sent them home.....

maybe you arent into humans.....

goddam ************* furry
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
implying that I didn't try

Gorgeous one recently broke up with a guy who was a total cunt and the other is still hot and i'll try with her this saturday
#2398 to #2396 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls Reply hazy try again**
does turtle have a chance?
#2399 to #2398 - vorasharaptor (02/20/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls It is decidedly so**
does turtle have a chance?
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - turtletroll (02/20/2015) [-]
heres hoping your magic 8-ball tells the truth
User avatar #2374 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Well good game. We can play another time. And choose easier countries lol.
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah definitely

But we were also really unlucky
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Qara is a very hard game because no one wants to ally you.
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
everyone hated me that game. lithuania allied only to **** me off for poland mid war

im going to bed now though. 6:40 am bed time living the dream
User avatar #2378 to #2377 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Hah.
User avatar #2357 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s18Pp3cfiE1r rate my accent.
User avatar #2363 to #2358 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
I didn't understand a word after "joke". Speak English next time.
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
you wouldn't understand the superior northern dialect

User avatar #2356 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
**** it. Why not.

Husbus12 is my steam account. Who do you want to be?
User avatar #2359 to #2356 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
I cant find your steam
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
What's yours?
User avatar #2361 to #2360 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
07yaforrester

User avatar #2362 to #2361 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/dampo

click on this and friend me.
User avatar #2368 to #2365 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
search husbus12 in the multiplayer games.
User avatar #2370 to #2368 - turtletroll (02/18/2015) [-]
Is it on private?
User avatar #2373 to #2370 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
It modifies the checksum. I'll have it fixed in a sec.
User avatar #2372 to #2370 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
I know the problem. I changed Prussia's color to Prussian blue
User avatar #2371 to #2370 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
no.
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - damping ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
ight.
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#2354 - vorasharaptor (02/13/2015) [-]
**vorasharaptor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**vorasharaptor rolls A thermonuclear detonation.**
why is turtletroll a chav
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - turtletroll (02/13/2015) [-]
That explains why i'm also a teenage mutant turtle

Not a ninja yet though
User avatar #2349 - damping ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Well? Did you watch it?
User avatar #2351 to #2349 - turtletroll (02/02/2015) [-]
Pretty ******* great game

Dont understand all the rules but still that ending though
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - damping ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
I tried rooting for the patriots but I couldn't. They are like Man United.

They have two Notre Dame players on the team. That was the only reason I even tried. Like I said, College Football is even better.
User avatar #2353 to #2352 - turtletroll (02/03/2015) [-]
I don't see why Tom Brady got the MVP to be honest

I know he's meant to be one of the best but he didn't look like the best on that match

Everyone knows that the seahawks should've won
User avatar #2350 to #2349 - turtletroll (02/02/2015) [-]
I was too tired to watch it last night so I recorded it

Going to watch it soon
#2348 - turtletroll (02/01/2015) [-]
**turtletroll used "*roll picture*"****turtletroll rolled image**
**turtletroll used "*roll picture*"**
**turtletroll rolled image**
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User avatar #2343 to #2342 - turtletroll (01/30/2015) [-]
We don't have free college education or free university education. And universal healthcare is the ****

But it's all these feminists and white knight eunuchs who are out of their ******* mind on political correctness.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - damping ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Europe has become too liberal without any conservatives to balance it out. And now there is a stigma of being not PC.

None of you politicians will oppose this measure because it would be political suicide. That is why even though I dislike Republicans, I appreciate their balls. They don't give two ***** about being PC.

Your entitlements have caused the people of Europe to trust their government far too much. That will, and is, coming back to bite you. How is this law not against your constitution?
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - turtletroll (01/30/2015) [-]
It is or atleast i'm sure it is

Our constitution is constantly changing though.

I'm a republican in the way that I want the monarchy to be totally discontinued but here the republicans are pretty much a left wing group

I'm not even sure you could call these people liberals. Liberal means standing for human liberties and this is a total **** you to that
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - damping ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Look at the immigration issue and how no one can say anything without being called a racist. Meanwhile our politicians can say throw the Mexicans out and there is no problem.

Our supreme court would throw this garbage law out in seconds. I hope yours does too.
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - turtletroll (01/30/2015) [-]
They might but the UK is run by a bunch of pencil pushing middle class cunts on a power trip.

Thing is though is that even our conservatives don't have balls. And the only one who did was Margaret Thatcher and look how **** she was
User avatar #2334 - damping ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
LOL. Konrad got banned.
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - turtletroll (01/27/2015) [-]
For how long and what for?

Also totally not surprised at all
User avatar #2336 to #2335 - damping ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I don't know. But Talos Valcorn is him. Wasn't it obvious? I hope permanently.
User avatar #2337 to #2336 - turtletroll (01/27/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know what he does to get banned
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - damping ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Thumb proxies. You know how butthurt he gets about red thumbs.
User avatar #2339 to #2338 - turtletroll (01/27/2015) [-]
That's true he does get like that so it's not that surprising
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - damping ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
He asked me "If I was down for something yesterday over Funnyjunk IM. Clearly he was doing something ban worthy because who uses IM.
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - turtletroll (01/27/2015) [-]
He did the same to me

Cheeky cunt tried to get us banned too
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