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#13 - And how do you know me. Nobody knows me. I'm just in…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Snappy Turtle +2
User avatar #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
There was another comment I saw where some anon posted "i liek turtlez" and someone asked if it was you.
#15 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Am I of famous?

FJ famous anyway
#16 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
Fuck man, I don't know. you replied to it so you could probably see it in your recent comments if it was somewhat recent
#17 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't even fucking humor me then.

I guess i'll go back to being a good for nothing stoner. Thanks for the wakeup call whenindoubt
#18 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
Welcome
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Just decided to check "what people say about turtletroll"

9/10 of it is konradkurz calling me a loser.
User avatar #36 - jackmanagan (07/08/2014) [-]
Konku loves to summon people

he always brings me in to call me gay or an alcoholic

#22 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
The other is me, right?
User avatar #23 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You are the 1/10th

You are special
#25 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
So how's the being a worthless stoner goin?
#26 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Going allright.

New pink floyd album coming out soon so i have that to look forward to.
#27 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
MFW Getting stoned for new Pink Floyd album.
#28 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I have been waiting for this for years. I hope they do a tour aswell although that might be asking a bit much

#29 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
I bought a super-douchy "Dark side of the moon" tank top that I was gunna wear when I listen to the new album.
#30 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Still a Floyd shirt

Helps knowing that a new album is coming out after one of my favorite bands quit after only being together for 3 years

Death Grips - Beware lyrics
#31 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah. Anyways, I gotta head down to McHeartAttack for some munchies.
For entertaining me, I leave you this
#24 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
MFW my earlier comment......
#497 - I am no longer upset about death grips quitting. Cos theres a … 07/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#8 - Yeah well Turtles are deceptively fast 07/07/2014 on Snappy Turtle 0
#6 - I don't know you but you know me and what I like.  [+] (20 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Snappy Turtle +9
User avatar #7 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/07/2014) [-]
Well, that was fast.

I thought turtles were slow though?
#13 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
And how do you know me.

Nobody knows me. I'm just in the woodworks on FJ
User avatar #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
There was another comment I saw where some anon posted "i liek turtlez" and someone asked if it was you.
#15 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Am I of famous?

FJ famous anyway
#16 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
Fuck man, I don't know. you replied to it so you could probably see it in your recent comments if it was somewhat recent
#17 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't even fucking humor me then.

I guess i'll go back to being a good for nothing stoner. Thanks for the wakeup call whenindoubt
#18 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
Welcome
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Just decided to check "what people say about turtletroll"

9/10 of it is konradkurz calling me a loser.
User avatar #36 - jackmanagan (07/08/2014) [-]
Konku loves to summon people

he always brings me in to call me gay or an alcoholic

#22 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
The other is me, right?
User avatar #23 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You are the 1/10th

You are special
#25 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
So how's the being a worthless stoner goin?
#26 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Going allright.

New pink floyd album coming out soon so i have that to look forward to.
#27 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
MFW Getting stoned for new Pink Floyd album.
#28 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I have been waiting for this for years. I hope they do a tour aswell although that might be asking a bit much

#29 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
I bought a super-douchy "Dark side of the moon" tank top that I was gunna wear when I listen to the new album.
#30 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Still a Floyd shirt

Helps knowing that a new album is coming out after one of my favorite bands quit after only being together for 3 years

Death Grips - Beware lyrics
#31 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah. Anyways, I gotta head down to McHeartAttack for some munchies.
For entertaining me, I leave you this
#24 - whenindoubtsplooge (07/08/2014) [-]
MFW my earlier comment......
User avatar #8 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah well Turtles are deceptively fast
#495 - I loved fallout 3 though  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#493 - I haven't played fallout 2  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #494 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#16 - My dad's friend married a black woman and she said that if any… 07/07/2014 on Racist Bears 0
#491 - I still haven't played tactics yet. Is it good?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #492 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#489 - If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#490 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#487 - You don't understand kurze. They use me as the drum. …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #488 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#6 - I was expecting a English plate and it just to be fish and chips 07/07/2014 on foodsies over the world 0
#485 - My body is a chemical landfill site Yesterday I snort…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #486 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
seriously
youre so drugged up im surprised the army hasnt sealed you in a lead -lined drum like toxic wastes usually goes into

seriously....im sure graveyards hire armed guards to stop you going in there...all those drugs in you are possibly so potent if you pissed on a dead person you'd possibly revive them

The Return Of The Living Dead II
User avatar #487 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
You don't understand kurze.

They use me as the drum. I absorb all chemical waste and shit it out totally harmless to the enviroment
User avatar #488 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#483 - I do drugs that havent even been invented yet  [+] (13 new replies) 07/07/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #484 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
hell

your body invents drugs from the chemical cocktail in your blood

youre so drugged up you sneeze concentrated meth
User avatar #485 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
My body is a chemical landfill site

Yesterday I snorted some Uranium. I dont get what all the fuss is about although I did get so high I grew a extra arm. Funny thing is that I must still be high because I still have the extra arm
User avatar #486 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
seriously
youre so drugged up im surprised the army hasnt sealed you in a lead -lined drum like toxic wastes usually goes into

seriously....im sure graveyards hire armed guards to stop you going in there...all those drugs in you are possibly so potent if you pissed on a dead person you'd possibly revive them

The Return Of The Living Dead II
User avatar #487 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
You don't understand kurze.

They use me as the drum. I absorb all chemical waste and shit it out totally harmless to the enviroment
User avatar #488 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#12 - How did you know? 07/07/2014 on @ Admin. Well anyone i guess 0
#72 - I'll call crackers whatever I want to call crackers. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on What stupid shit do you... 0
#73 - honkan (07/06/2014) [-]
I will not stand by while you insult those beautiful fishes mammals.

I have no idea how to be for something like this. Just go kill the fuckers.
#70 - I'm up for saving the ****** dolphins. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on What stupid shit do you... 0
#71 - honkan (07/06/2014) [-]
withe-->white

You can't just go around calling them crackers!
User avatar #72 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
I'll call crackers whatever I want to call crackers.

Fucking gringos
#73 - honkan (07/06/2014) [-]
I will not stand by while you insult those beautiful fishes mammals.

I have no idea how to be for something like this. Just go kill the fuckers.
#2 - Picture 07/06/2014 on /b/ is Doomed 0
#290 - Konradkurze. Didn't even look me in the eyes when we made love  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +1
User avatar #819 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well given turtles mate from behind.....hard to look you in the eye unless you can rotate your head 180 degrees to look directly behind yourself
#479 - Maybe I troll trolls who troll trolls, that makes me a troll t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#480 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
no. this is called paradox
#477 - trollception  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#478 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
#698 - Everybody > Muslims I am of expert trole xDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/06/2014 on syrianassassin's profile 0
#696 - Aboriginal Australians > Muslims 07/06/2014 on syrianassassin's profile 0
#694 - Jews > Muslims Bait  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on syrianassassin's profile 0
#695 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #698 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Everybody > Muslims

I am of expert trole xDDDDDDDDDDDD
#696 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Aboriginal Australians > Muslims

#692 - I know you're not jewish. You're a terrorist  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on syrianassassin's profile 0
#693 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
it is a shaoh
#694 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Jews > Muslims

Bait
#695 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #698 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Everybody > Muslims

I am of expert trole xDDDDDDDDDDDD
#696 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Aboriginal Australians > Muslims

#690 - Sure Mr. Goldstein whatever you say  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2014 on syrianassassin's profile 0
#691 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
#692 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
I know you're not jewish. You're a terrorist
#693 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
it is a shaoh
#694 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Jews > Muslims

Bait
#695 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #698 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Everybody > Muslims

I am of expert trole xDDDDDDDDDDDD
#696 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Aboriginal Australians > Muslims

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#580 to #579 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Not rehab   
   
Thats where addictions go to die
Not rehab

Thats where addictions go to die
User avatar #581 to #580 - konradkurze (6 hours ago) [-]
hence the response

im sure youd say that
#582 to #581 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
You will never take me alive
You will never take me alive
User avatar #583 to #582 - konradkurze (6 hours ago) [-]
we can shoot you with a couple tranqulizer darts and when you pass out...tie you down and send you to rehab
#584 to #583 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
User avatar #585 to #584 - konradkurze (6 hours ago) [-]
fine
we'll just board up your bedroom windows and lock the door from the outside, and cut a small slot in the door to pass you trays of food

we'll make you wait it out in your own room till youre clean
#586 to #585 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures 						******					 and pumps it straight into the blood stream
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures ****** and pumps it straight into the blood stream
User avatar #587 to #586 - konradkurze (6 hours ago) [-]
then we'll slip detox meds into your food till your body adjusts to stop making drugs
#588 to #587 - turtletroll (6 hours ago) [-]
I will just have to resort to holding my breath for long periods of time until I get high or die
User avatar #589 to #588 - konradkurze (6 hours ago) [-]
fine we'll tie you down and put an oxygen tube up your nose to force you to breathe and a feeding tube in your mouth to force feed you
User avatar #591 to #590 - konradkurze (5 hours ago) [-]
we'll clean you up and do a clockwork orange and progrm you to be anti-drug
User avatar #592 to #591 - turtletroll (5 hours ago) [-]
Youre working for the reptillian shapeshifters arent you?

They want to deprive us of a self introspective trip which opens your eyes to their presence
User avatar #593 to #592 - konradkurze (5 hours ago) [-]
i dont do drugs and i see the schemes everywhere....


doing drugs just makes you too relaxed to take action
#594 to #593 - turtletroll (5 hours ago) [-]
kek you just dont know that ive been injecting pure THC into your food and drinks
User avatar #595 to #594 - konradkurze (5 hours ago) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Preomnor

my body says byebye to unnatural substances
#530 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll need booze
User avatar #548 to #530 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 2** can turtletroll and konradkurze suck each other *****
User avatar #561 to #548 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
well....looks like the ball has spoken
User avatar #565 to #562 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrry loves his snizzy...missed him so bad when he was gone and soo happy when he came back'

sounds like love
User avatar #549 to #548 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 1**

Can snizzy and syrian
User avatar #552 to #551 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't be embarrassed. I believe in gay rights. You two will be happy together.
#554 to #553 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Le may may gif
#556 to #555 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you doing
What are you doing
#558 to #557 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
#559 to #558 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 0**/11
#560 to #559 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You're a strange person
#566 to #563 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
&quot;Syrianassassin replied to your comment&quot;    
   
I bet its about jews. Oh look
"Syrianassassin replied to your comment"

I bet its about jews. Oh look
#574 to #573 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
let us go jihad on the religion board
let us go jihad on the religion board
User avatar #575 to #574 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
im atheeizt though
User avatar #577 to #575 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
atheist or anything you are cool with me, just dont get in my business
User avatar #578 to #577 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
******* muslim bitch why are you religious fuk u m8 be atheist or else ******* wot m8 fuk u prik kunt fukin kunt fuk u fuk

jk
User avatar #531 to #530 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I do have a bottle of Jack Daniels that I haven't even started to drink
User avatar #532 to #531 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
magic 8ball

is turtletroll homo
User avatar #533 to #532 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I told you im not gay i just happen to suck dick
User avatar #534 to #533 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll have a crush on zahnrad
User avatar #535 to #534 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont know who that is
User avatar #536 to #535 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
hes a friendly attention whore
User avatar #538 to #537 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
a million times less gay than muddy
User avatar #539 to #538 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Male gangbangs are a million times less gay then muddy

I wonder is snissy is still being gang raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #540 to #539 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont think he ***** 50 of them

just syrianassassin
User avatar #541 to #540 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love then comes marriage then comes some ******* weird ass kebab bosnian man baby mutant thing in a baby carriage
User avatar #542 to #541 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and Schnizel
sitting in a tree
F U C K I N G

first comes sex
then comes aids
then comes more homos in their parades
User avatar #544 to #542 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I always imagined snizy and syriankebab coming out to eachother to this song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYobPvaimw4

Over coming their racial barriers in the name of love.
User avatar #545 to #544 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
well to be perfectly honest....they fight alot. but when sniz disappeared for 2 weeks, syrian started crying, he thought sniz had died and missed him so bad
User avatar #547 to #545 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
What is if snizzy died and is now a zombie?!
#564 to #547 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
he'd be a movie star
#567 to #564 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Look at this captcha i just got kek #420
User avatar #570 to #567 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
you such a stoner even FJ knows it
#571 to #570 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Raven best site on the internet
Raven best site on the internet
User avatar #572 to #571 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol i meant to type funn yjunk
User avatar #546 to #545 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
"I forgot what I started fighting for"

It the perfect song for their love
User avatar #543 to #542 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel in the back of a taxi
S U C K I N G
First comes a reach around
Then comes mouth
Then comes schnizels ass being pound
User avatar #498 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
is turtletroll having a sulk about death grips?
User avatar #499 to #498 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes Its been a emotional week. Death grips is gone but Pink Floyd are making a new album.

I don't know how to feel
User avatar #500 to #499 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
be happy what you still have....
User avatar #501 to #500 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I have to move on/ #RIP derth grerps you will be missed by me and like 100 other people.

User avatar #502 to #501 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
im sure you'll fap to their pictures enough to keep their memory alive
#503 to #502 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
One of their album covers.

Im not sure i want to fap to this
#504 to #503 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
id fap to that

then again im a slaanesh cultist
User avatar #505 to #504 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You'd fap to Tyranid Rule 34
User avatar #507 to #506 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
But the question is. What wont you fap to?

What about a video of schnizel being raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #508 to #507 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
wont fap to lolis, gore, or scheisse porn

wont watch schnizel porn.....fat guys are a turn off
#510 to #509 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
turtletroll faps to this
User avatar #511 to #510 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I love grape porn. Love watching some slut getting graped
#512 to #511 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will turtletroll get graped in the mouth
User avatar #513 to #512 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 3**

Hope its one
User avatar #514 to #513 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #515 to #514 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #516 to #515 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Will I ever get graped

*roll 2*
User avatar #527 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #529 to #527 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Well im gonna go do it anyway

Deth Greps > Ur mosher metul musik xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


#REKT
User avatar #526 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #528 to #526 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
For **** sake kurzey
User avatar #524 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**

is the conch made in taiwan
User avatar #525 to #524 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
IT CANT EVEN ANSWER THAT

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS **** CONCH
User avatar #522 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**

should i cut open a hole in turtletrolls head and plant weed seeds in his brain so he has a weed plant grow out of his own head like Harold the ghoul from fallout
User avatar #523 to #522 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
This conch has not given us one straight answer

Its not magic
User avatar #520 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
should turtletroll delete his account
User avatar #521 to #520 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
This magic conch dont know shiet
User avatar #518 to #516 - konradkurze (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does turtletroll stash drugs up his butt
User avatar #519 to #518 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Delete pls

*roll 1*
User avatar #517 to #516 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 8**
User avatar #483 to #482 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I do drugs that havent even been invented yet
User avatar #484 to #483 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
hell

your body invents drugs from the chemical cocktail in your blood

youre so drugged up you sneeze concentrated meth
User avatar #485 to #484 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
My body is a chemical landfill site

Yesterday I snorted some Uranium. I dont get what all the fuss is about although I did get so high I grew a extra arm. Funny thing is that I must still be high because I still have the extra arm
User avatar #486 to #485 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
seriously
youre so drugged up im surprised the army hasnt sealed you in a lead -lined drum like toxic wastes usually goes into

seriously....im sure graveyards hire armed guards to stop you going in there...all those drugs in you are possibly so potent if you pissed on a dead person you'd possibly revive them

The Return Of The Living Dead II
User avatar #487 to #486 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
You don't understand kurze.

They use me as the drum. I absorb all chemical waste and **** it out totally harmless to the enviroment
User avatar #488 to #487 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 to #488 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 to #489 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 to #490 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 to #491 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 to #492 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 to #493 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 to #494 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 to #495 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#476 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
User avatar #479 to #476 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Maybe I troll trolls who troll trolls, that makes me a troll troller troll
#480 to #479 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
no. this is called paradox
no. this is called paradox
User avatar #477 to #476 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
trollception
User avatar #497 to #452 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I am no longer upset about death grips quitting. Cos theres a new Pink Floyd album coming out.

Aww yissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
User avatar #454 to #452 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

Now i am of high stoned to song
User avatar #453 to #452 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
best thing i ever heard 100000/10 genius
User avatar #456 to #455 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
This video contains content from UMG, Channel 5, UMPG Publishing, PRS CS, EMI Music Publishing and UMPI, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

The jews did this
User avatar #457 to #456 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
Craig Trippin'

turtletroll moment
User avatar #458 to #457 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
"You a funny lookin ******** "

Turtletroll has been saying for the past 5 hours to a glass of water
User avatar #459 to #458 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
im scared to ask what you've halluncinated
User avatar #460 to #459 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Well this one time I imagined up this crazy thing called the internet and a sort of gathering place on it. We will just call it a website for now and on it i imagined up crazy people like this one nazi guy called snisel and konradkurze. lol **** was cash
User avatar #461 to #460 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
what if....
Schnizel isnt real and hes just a figment of a collective drug hallucination....

and that 2 weeks he was 'offline' was just a break in the drug buzz before we got dosed up again then we imagined him again
User avatar #462 to #461 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Holy shiet.

What if we're all just a part of a M. Night Shyamalam movie?
User avatar #463 to #462 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
nah hes not smart enough to direct FJ

FJ is more like a Tarantino film,,..serious wtfs all the way through
#464 to #463 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Kurze playing Jules and I play Vincent.

Schnizel can be Marcellus

User avatar #467 to #466 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
You getting raped ******
User avatar #465 to #464 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
hell i aint playing the monkey
you be jules....im more likely to be vincent and accidentally shoot someone in the head
User avatar #470 to #465 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
But don't you also die?
User avatar #471 to #470 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
yeah but i get the quirk or being killed because of a poptart
User avatar #472 to #471 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Lets be honest.

Jules was the best character by far
User avatar #473 to #472 - konradkurze (07/06/2014) [-]
meh
more vibrant but i preferred bruce willis
User avatar #475 to #473 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
And funnier
User avatar #474 to #473 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
"I held this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for 3 years"
User avatar #481 to #474 - konradkurze (07/07/2014) [-]
wasnt that the old army guy who served with bruces dad
User avatar #468 to #465 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
I liked Jules better anyway
#430 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
i heard you are a good troll
i heard you are a good troll
User avatar #431 to #430 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
lol ****** 9/11 was good lol fuk gaysz
#432 to #431 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3**/11
User avatar #433 to #432 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 4**
#435 to #434 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey that's our word only we can use it.   
   
Resjist
Hey that's our word only we can use it.

Resjist
#436 to #435 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
im muslim thats funny
im muslim thats funny
#437 to #436 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I guessed
I guessed
#439 to #438 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Atheist master belief
#442 to #441 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no jew
I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no jew
#446 to #445 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
mfw i think of the 6 gazillion kabillion batrillion    
   
need to pay reparations to jews increases
mfw i think of the 6 gazillion kabillion batrillion

need to pay reparations to jews increases
User avatar #448 to #447 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
ov vey somebody is using facts. SHUT IT DOWN
#450 to #449 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Even jewish pizzas get baked.

Remember the 80000000000 quadrillion
User avatar #440 to #439 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The **** is with that picture quality
User avatar #421 - tranquilizer (07/02/2014) [-]
Couldn't reply for some reason

I got my text on one of admin's contests, I was promised "yellow" text for best comments on the contest but got this ****** color instead.

You should've gotten color on that 500 comment
Dunno why you didn't
Maybe it's just late
User avatar #413 - konradkurze (06/29/2014) [-]
this is what goes on inside turtletrolls head

Baaa
User avatar #405 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
i like the irony of how Ice T went from being the ultimate ' **** the police' guy to being a ******** police detective in law and order
User avatar #406 to #405 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
They all grow out of it

It's like the edgy teens trying to copy slipknot except its about shooting ******
User avatar #407 to #406 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
rap: grow out of it

metal: keep that **** for a lifetime
User avatar #408 to #407 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah metal is a way more varied genre

But still hip hop has its little gems but ive been listening to metal since i was 8 and I aint ever letting that **** go
User avatar #409 to #408 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
yea but then how many rappers keep going and stay any good, they pretty much turn to **** ....while other music like metal, rock and others kep going

acdc, metallica, ozzy, and more...theyll probably be dead before they stop
User avatar #410 to #409 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Its only been going 20 years though metal has been going 50

#1 - Iron Maiden
#2 - Megadeth
#3 - Metallica
User avatar #411 to #410 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah but its gone downhill pretty quick.....

yeah metal has been pissed on by people who think growling like they have throat cancer is somehow 'singing' where you cant understand **** but sheep love it because it sounds rough.....but still by and large the genre has talent

rap is kinda like the short bus version of music for people too stupid to create actual soul music like hendrix, james brown and others who actually put messages in the songs instead of 'ooga booga kill cops, do drugs, smack bitches, " that modern rap is about
User avatar #412 to #411 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
The only band from the new wave i like is Killswitch engage and I only think theyre okay.

Bring me the horizon actually had a couple of decent songs I thought on their newest album. They ******* suck live though
#354 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
you must remember Roll
that little bundle of hyperactive gay love
#355 to #354 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I dont know dis niga
I dont know dis niga
User avatar #356 to #355 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/roll

Roll is love
Roll is life
Rolls gonna make
You his wife
User avatar #357 to #356 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I love your poems
User avatar #358 to #357 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
once upon a time
there was a turtletroll
and ******* all the bitches
was his lifelong goal

he decided that he would
never ever leave his bed
******* bitches one by one
til the day that he was dead

User avatar #360 to #359 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
one day turtletroll thought
he should try **********
he we to joshlols house and
ended up in the gay pile

turtletroll then cried so much
for being ****** by many men
but his ass stopped hurting
he went back for sex again

turtletrolls butt saw more rubber
than 20 miles of interstate
when asked wht he thought
he said gay manlove is great
#361 to #360 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
It was good until you made me gay
It was good until you made me gay
User avatar #363 to #361 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
many years of mansex
that turtletroll endured
then he found a lesbo
and then turtletroll was cured

he slipped the lesbo sausage
and made real woman or her
by showing that manly men
can also go down on her

turtletroll knows not what
sexuality he really is
all he knows or cares for
is about what makes him jizz
User avatar #364 to #363 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Thats more like it.

I aint no faget i just happen to like sex with men
User avatar #366 to #364 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
reminds me of an episode of law&order where ice t found out some guys poker group was a front for gay sex

he starts trying to question one guy about his secret gay life, the guy jumps up and says "it aint like that bruh....we all have wives and girlfriends......we have relationships with women,,,,just sex with men"....ice t says "well i hate to break it to you bruh, it means youre gay"
User avatar #367 to #366 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I AINT GAY I JUST LIKE COCK ****** ****** ****
User avatar #368 to #367 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
and big mushroom shaped turtle dicks huh
User avatar #369 to #368 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah

Only god can judge me
#370 to #369 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
well god made all men the way they are, so he made you gay

so he wont judge you, hes just watching to see you work the way he designed
#371 to #370 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
One more time and youre getting the back of my fin
One more time and youre getting the back of my fin
User avatar #372 to #371 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party, sparkle party

"German Sparkle Party" by The Something Experience (.com) official video
User avatar #404 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
The Roots - What They Do (No Subtitles)

You might like this. It's basically talking about how gangsta rappers are destroying what Hip Hop is about. Even the music video is a parody of a typical hip hop music video
User avatar #403 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean.

Eminem had samples from choruses from other songs in his songs like Sing for the moment had dream on by aerosmith and stan had that one song by Dido but atleast he made his own instrumentals and everything but just used a sample from another song.

User avatar #397 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
It's clever music so I don't see why just because it has rapping in it it's automatically bad
User avatar #398 to #397 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
because the rap / hiphop industry cranks out retard after retard who gets forgotten in a year or two, and gets an actual talented singer out of the bulk while other music genres have to work hard to get anywhere and make memorable singers/bands

kinda tired of hearing rap **** literally everywhere......

and also the main reason that music festival 'big day out' failed down in australia/new zealand is because they kped pushing out other singers to bring in more rapfags, then found out the hard way most rap fans there are poor as **** or unemployed and cant afford the tickets to the gig and other music fans wont go if theres only a few songs by their genres
User avatar #400 to #398 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
The Roots had great instrumentals Just listen to the guns are drawn

Nas was one of the first to do the whole gangsta rap thing and it wasnt about poppin caps in ****** it was more to do with how stupid these coons are for doing it. Wu Tang clans music was influenced by eastern asian music and had loads of references to martial art films like what bruce lee did. And death grips is the most schizophrenic, paranoid and crazy music ive heard
User avatar #402 to #400 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
just remembered

THIS ************ is the best semi-rap singer

Ice-T - Ricochet [ Dirty,HD ] + Lyrics !
User avatar #399 to #398 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah most rap is bad I agree but the early 90s stuff has some gems.

The Roots - Things fall apart. Is one of my favorite albums of all time along with illmatic by nas and 32 chambers by wu tang clan.

They actually had some talent and creativity but now theyve been ripped off so hard by **** talentless ***** that what they did has been bastardized to the point that I almost agree with you.
User avatar #401 to #399 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
i even heard some guy listening to some rap music where its just someone singing new lyrics over MC hammers 'cant touch this'

like seriously has rap got THAT bad, the new singers are pure taking the original music and putting their own words to it......

its one thing for singers to make parodies like al yankovic taking jackson's 'beat it' and making 'eat it' as a joke song....but taking the music and just adding new words for a serious song?

between that and singers taking their own songs and just speeding up the beat to call it a new song, makes me sad for the music industry
User avatar #393 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I like Cream by Wu Tang Clan

I ******* love deathgrips i dont even know why
#394 to #393 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
you like your monkey music?
User avatar #395 to #394 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Death Grips is actually really creative stuff though

And only one of them is black so Yolo
User avatar #396 to #395 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
wiggers - white monkeys
User avatar #389 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
All music is real music bich Burzum - Dunkelheit
User avatar #390 to #389 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
chimp noise is not music

music is anything not rap or hiphop

here have a classic
Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son
User avatar #391 to #390 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Some Hiphop is good
User avatar #392 to #391 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
the only 2 rap songs i could say are good are the original GTA song some of us grew up with,,and cypress hill - rap superstar

Grand Theft Auto Theme (Joyride by Da Shootaz)
User avatar #384 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
That works too.

Im seeing them live next month. Along with Maiden and Slayer
User avatar #388 to #386 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
**** your ultrasmurfs

here have real music

HMKids - Lost in the Darkness (Night Hunter Konrad Curze / Конрад Кёрз)
#387 to #386 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #380 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Death Grips - Guillotine (It goes Yah)

The song that is always playing in my head 24/7
User avatar #381 to #380 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

very turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

turtle turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party
User avatar #382 to #381 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
ONLY THROUGH IRON MAIDEN CAN THIS CATCHY GAY **** BE PURGED
User avatar #373 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Megadeth-Holy Wars...The Punishment Due(Studio Version)

Need to clean my ears of that mess
User avatar #374 to #373 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
*has the tv show 'queer eye for the straight guy' come visit you to give you a makeover*
User avatar #378 to #374 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yes they are. I saw the southpark episode
User avatar #379 to #378 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
and family guy said gays are like chestburster aliens
User avatar #376 to #374 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Anyway aren't they crab people?
User avatar #377 to #376 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
no but they can give you crabs
User avatar #375 to #374 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Maybe we could have a hot gay orgyyyyyy i mean erm **** fagits
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User avatar #324 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
and then in the middle of a conversation....turtletroll leaves to go fap to turtle porn

rood
User avatar #346 to #324 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
The only thing rood here is your hate for turtle-human relationships
User avatar #349 to #346 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
not true
i fap to porn of the ninja turtles ******* april
#321 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #322 to #321 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Ay fuk u mang
User avatar #315 to #314 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
I totally forgot about that song

thanks *****
User avatar #316 to #315 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
see, youre happy

now i know what turtle loves
User avatar #318 to #316 - turtletroll (06/25/2014) [-]
I also like turtles
User avatar #320 to #319 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
People are never going to let that go.

Everywhere I go it's always "why do you like turtles" and "why do you have zombie facepaint on always? and what does that have to do with turtles".

I dont gotta explain myself to no *****
User avatar #323 to #320 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
but we know how much toy 'like' turtles

every time you visit a pet store or aquarium and see turtles....it ends up with security dragging ouy out before you molest them
User avatar #325 to #323 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Hey that turtle was giving me the eye
User avatar #326 to #325 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
< turtletroll when he sees turtles

The Animal - goat scene
User avatar #328 to #326 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
And you're just jealous you don't have a true love

Mine just happens to be a turtle so you hatin
User avatar #332 to #331 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
No shells 1/10 wouldnt ****
User avatar #334 to #332 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
shells make it hard to do them from behind or slap their asses.....

in fact turtles dont have buttcheeks
User avatar #335 to #334 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but then you don't put your junk near their ****
User avatar #337 to #335 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
and also turtles ******* bite too much
turtles are dicks
#339 to #337 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Just look at this sexy ****** and tell me you wouldnt take a bite for that hot piece of armor
User avatar #342 to #339 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
id take that into WoW as a familiar or against ash as a pokemon fighter...but not **** it
User avatar #344 to #342 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
But look at the markings.

How could you not want to **** that right in the mouth
User avatar #347 to #344 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
because even though my demonic powers would regenerate my dick i dont want it bitten off in the first place
User avatar #351 to #347 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Nahh that turtle is begging for it
User avatar #353 to #351 - konradkurze (06/27/2014) [-]
*pushes you face down on your bed*

time to give some D to the turtletroll
User avatar #327 to #326 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Don't judge true love
User avatar #329 to #327 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
so you truly love ever turtle on the planet

you have a bigger harm then the richest arab
User avatar #330 to #329 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Humans are 99% genetically identical to chimps.

So I maybe in love with a turtle but atleast I dont **** *******
#336 to #333 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
I have my moments
User avatar #338 to #336 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
you just earned the Schnizel Award for Appropriate Racism
User avatar #340 to #338 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Aww yeah.

When does shcnizel give me £1000
User avatar #341 to #340 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
hes bosnian, he cant even afford $2
User avatar #343 to #341 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Why can't everybody be rich

tfw living in a 2 bedroom apartment in the middle of a massive muslim area
User avatar #345 to #343 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Konradkurze Give me money right now or youre getting the suplex
User avatar #348 to #345 - konradkurze (06/26/2014) [-]
im poor too
go bug admin, he makes tons of cash with retards donating
User avatar #350 to #348 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Admin pls gib moni
User avatar #317 to #316 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
What I love.

Iron Maiden
Megadeth
Rammstein
Sabaton

Das it
#280 - dogsonalog ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hello
#279 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
KonradKurze
KonradKurze

User avatar #282 to #279 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
*slaps the **** out of you*
#283 to #282 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I would like to see you try fageet
I would like to see you try fageet
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
hmmmmm   
would it even matter   
   
youre so stoned you wouldnt feel a thing
hmmmmm
would it even matter

youre so stoned you wouldnt feel a thing
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
*grabs a dart gun and shoots you full of horse tranquilizers*
User avatar #287 to #286 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
lol jokes on you i built up a resistance to that ****
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
hmmmmm

*shoots darts loaded with dentists' novocaine into your legs so they lose feeling for hours and you cant walk*
#289 to #288 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo 						******
Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo ******
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
ill use that smg dart launcher like the team fortress medic has

#291 to #290 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Lets see your darts penetrate my swole abs mate
User avatar #292 to #291 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
i said id shoot you in the legs

or if that fails, the balls
darts in your balls boy!!!!!
#293 to #292 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
You dont shoot a guy in the dick
User avatar #294 to #293 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 to #294 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 to #298 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good ****
User avatar #302 to #299 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 to #302 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
#313 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 to #311 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 to #309 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing **** all
#307 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 to #307 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 to #304 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of ****** up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 to #305 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 to #294 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 to #296 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted **** kurzey
#278 to #277 - turtletroll (06/21/2014) [-]
You glorious man
User avatar #274 to #273 - turtletroll (06/20/2014) [-]
Glorious
User avatar #275 to #274 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
(´・ω・`)
User avatar #276 to #275 - turtletroll (06/20/2014) [-]
You do me great honors with your reply Sir Mussolini.

I thank you and bid you adieu
User avatar #218 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
Y U STAB ME IN THE BACK
User avatar #219 to #218 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
WAT HAVE I DONE?
#220 to #219 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
you red thumbed my content
User avatar #222 to #220 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Which one niga?
#221 to #220 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
I did?
I did?
User avatar #223 to #221 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
*dial tone*
[ ********* affects the memory]

Half Baked (5/10) Movie CLIP - Scarface's Plan (1998) HD
User avatar #224 to #223 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
wed is gud 4 u

fortwentee leegaleyese it
User avatar #225 to #224 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
yeah but a world populated by stoners?

you want the world to be the netherlands?
User avatar #227 to #225 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Shiet less people smoke weed in the netherlands then they do here in England.

And look at portugal. They legalized all drugs and the amount of addicts has halved in just 11 years.

It's the way to go.

And btw I kind of agree and disagree with that post you made. Because from what i've seen the actual people who are against immigration aren't putting it politely and in a civil fashion they just group up in the streets chanting "Who the **** is allah"

That's in England anyway
User avatar #228 to #227 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
fine we'll migrate stoners to their own cities...look what denmark did....they let stoners take christiania and drug crime dropped around the rest of denmark

lets pick a british city for all british stoners to go to and let them have their own stoned life there
#229 to #228 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
It would work and there hasn't even been a real discussion on it yet in parliament.

And politicians are meant to be representing are views. x doubt

#230 to #229 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
User avatar #231 to #230 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
if theres a manchester wheres womanchester?????

whos asking these questions
User avatar #232 to #231 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
if theres a liverpool, wheres the pool for the other organs?

why not kidneypool?
User avatar #233 to #232 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
if theres a blackpool wheres whitepool?

Same with blackburn.

And where is Oldcastle?

must be the illermernerti keeping information from the people again. #9/11wasaconspiracymadebythereptillianshapeshifters(illuminerty)toravageearthsre sourcessotheycanfinallytakeover
User avatar #234 to #233 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
* if they call the city Bath, wheres the plug
* does Birmingham come with birmingeggs?
* is Durham the retarded version of ham?
* why call it leeds if theres nowhere to plug it in
* do people in lincoln worry about getting shot by john wilkes booth
* Nottingham? brits sure love ham
* do Plymouth and Portsmouth have teeth?
* if theres a preston is there a prestoff
* Wakefield? wheres sleepfield?
* winchester? what about losechester
* wolverhampton? is that wolverines home?
* worcester, they names a town after the sauce?
#235 to #234 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
PRESTON MENTIONED.   
   
SWELL WITH LOW IQ
PRESTON MENTIONED.

SWELL WITH LOW IQ
#255 to #235 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
could always do the Turtletroll and get baked so bad the brain forgets it needs sleep
User avatar #268 to #255 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
Now who is the one betraying who?
#270 to #269 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]


Anyways got to go.

And tell Symmiie if he wants to start up a new meth business. The time be right *****
User avatar #272 to #270 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
hed smoke all the product
User avatar #264 to #255 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
Why I do it and look at me!

3 C grades.

Got kicked off a level 1 mechanics course in the worse college in the city with the lowest average IQ in the north

And erm. Shieeeeet. Dont do it
User avatar #265 to #264 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
could be worse
you could be Symmiie

hes a walking chemistry class
User avatar #266 to #265 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
Turtletroll>Symmiie

Anyways im off to bed i got to be up for a appointment in 4 hours
User avatar #267 to #266 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
*dopes you up on sedatives so you sleep for 3 days*
User avatar #260 to #255 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
Why? wat r u a fagit LOL SMOK W33D ERRYDEY FOR TWENTEE BLAYS IT
User avatar #261 to #260 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
i dont smoke
i drink like men do
#271 to #261 - appointment (06/16/2014) [-]
He misses our meeting because of your sedatives and I cut yer dick off.
User avatar #262 to #261 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
Why be a man when you can be a god?

Do both
User avatar #263 to #262 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
i like my lungs and brain to keep working

cant be a couch potato munching chips and playing console all day long
User avatar #256 to #255 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
What you doing at this late hour?

I'm watching the new GoT episode
User avatar #257 to #256 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
time zones bruh

its only like 315 pm here
User avatar #258 to #257 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
Its 4:15 here

Doing a turtle
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
i dont have a sack full of weed to 'do the turtletroll"
#236 to #235 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NOW
#237 to #236 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
What do I care.    
   
You aint gonna do shiet
What do I care.

You aint gonna do shiet
#238 to #237 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
picked this gif coz its funny   
   
im gonna come to UK and stalk you
picked this gif coz its funny

im gonna come to UK and stalk you
User avatar #253 to #238 - turtletroll (06/16/2014) [-]
You're up late ******
#254 to #253 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
sleep is for the weak
User avatar #251 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
There is?

Shieeeet thats gonna help next time im ill
User avatar #252 to #251 - konradkurze (06/16/2014) [-]
let me introduce you to Dr Lemmiwinks

hes going up your ass to start his first day of work

Stephen Lynch ~ Gerbil
User avatar #249 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Youre a sick man kurze
User avatar #250 to #249 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
im sick
i need sexual healing
bend over, theres a hospital up your butt
#247 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 hate grapes
I ******* hate grapes
#245 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Not again
Not again
#246 to #245 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
im gonna take you down to the basement, and GRAPE you for decades, and decades, and decades, AND DECADES
User avatar #243 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
"Being a predator is in my nature"

Konradkurze confirmed for sexual predator
#244 to #243 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
get ready
youre next

#241 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Realizing that konradkurze is a stalker
#242 to #241 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
im demonically possessed
being a predator is my nature
#239 to #238 - turtletroll (06/15/2014) [-]
I 						*******					 doubt it kurzey boy
I ******* doubt it kurzey boy
User avatar #240 to #239 - konradkurze (06/15/2014) [-]
meh
probably right
if i get to the uk im stalking a hot T-girl i know in london
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