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turtletroll

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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:7/30/2016
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#4000 - warm beer err nah  [+] (13 new replies) 07/07/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4001 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
i know you cockneys drink it room temperature aka warm
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#4002 - turtletroll (07/07/2016) [-]
Dont call me cockney thats my trigger
#4003 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
youre a tea drinking crumpet munching fat limey cockney chav

get mad
#4004 - turtletroll (07/07/2016) [-]
#4005 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
> be turtletroll
> get triggered
> get high
> drugs erase short-term memory
> no longer triggered
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#4006 - turtletroll (07/07/2016) [-]
drugs solve all problems
#4007 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
> ask turtle what he did yesterday
> cant remember
> ask turtle what happened last year
> cant remember

> ask turtle what he had for dinner
> cant remember... checks most recent food stains on his clothes to guess
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#4008 - turtletroll (07/07/2016) [-]
Implying not hunger suppressed from drugs so I haven't eaten
#4009 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
you dont get the munchies

stoner forgot how to stone
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#4010 - turtletroll (07/07/2016) [-]
only really use weed to sleep nowadays or when im watching a film
#4011 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
> get high
> watch movie
> keep forgetting the plot every 10 minutes
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#4012 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
It doesn't affect your memory that much

I don't think so anyway I can't remember if it does or not
#4013 - omarakbar (07/10/2016) [-]
/user/turtletroll/3898#3898

and did you look at that new oc i put on your profile
#34 - But then you still have to **** a fat chick  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on Robot finally finds a qt to... +43
#108 - kyleassante (07/05/2016) [-]
I agree with you 100%. I'd rather fuck a skinny/fit chick who is half asleep than hear the wheezing heart palpitations that come from fat chicks "trying"
#17 - Tony Abbott really? 07/05/2016 on Islam comp: my new... +4
#12 - Looking good but having no confidence is like having a driving…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Robot finally finds a qt to... +215
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#257 - ieatbengay (07/06/2016) [-]
the other way round works better, you have what you need but you can't drive
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#197 - stardustdragonlord (07/06/2016) [-]
I would think its more like having a ferrari and no license. You'd look badass, too bad you cant do it
#141 - timetostopposting (07/06/2016) [-]
mfw I have both
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#101 - traycepickering (07/05/2016) [-]
I'd say it's more like having a Ferrari with no engine.
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#93 - mintea (07/05/2016) [-]
Man I've seen some guys who were pretty fat and not exactly great looking (to be fair none of them were ugly, their faces were just ok) and they've had loads of really hot girls just from their confidence and charisma
#88 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
Nah, more like having a car but not knowing how to drive it.
#62 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
better than not having it I suppose, confidence has got to come on sooner or later
#195 - ziji (07/06/2016) [-]
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**ziji rolled image** You have to embrace it...just like you have to buy a car
#53 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
So you can use it sometimes when you visit your parents and they want you to pick up ice?
#87 - unfitninjuh (07/05/2016) [-]
You can do it, but you aren't able to
#32 - thepassenger (07/05/2016) [-]
>mfw i have license, but no car
#41 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
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well I wouldn't say you look good exactly...
#3997 - Rehabs just like the government trying to like tell you what d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3998 - omarakbar (07/05/2016) [-]
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how many years before turtle dies from drug use
#3995 - I worship the sesh Live for the sesh die by the sesh  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3996 - omarakbar (07/05/2016) [-]
what is it with brits saying no to rehab
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#3997 - turtletroll (07/05/2016) [-]
Rehabs just like the government trying to like tell you what drugs to do man you got to be a free spirit
#3998 - omarakbar (07/05/2016) [-]
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how many years before turtle dies from drug use
#1418 - **turtletroll used "*roll picture*"** **turtletroll rolled … 07/04/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#3993 - had a week long sesh I'm so tired  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3994 - omarakbar (07/04/2016) [-]
time to send perkins to rehab
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#3995 - turtletroll (07/04/2016) [-]
I worship the sesh

Live for the sesh die by the sesh
#3996 - omarakbar (07/05/2016) [-]
what is it with brits saying no to rehab
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#3997 - turtletroll (07/05/2016) [-]
Rehabs just like the government trying to like tell you what drugs to do man you got to be a free spirit
#3998 - omarakbar (07/05/2016) [-]
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how many years before turtle dies from drug use
#3989 - Thing is weed in the UK is generally ****. Just a lot of Lemon… 06/28/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3987 - I'm basically getting white widow for normal street prices. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
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#3988 - lotengo (06/28/2016) [-]
Buddy from school would get me weed from the shop I was talking about. Hawaii something. THC percentage of 19 to 23 (2 kinds)
While some people claim white widow has a percentage of 20, white widow is actually like 12 or 14.

Still good stuff but no where near white widow.
I was out at school few years back and the class had a few days off, 3 guys had cars so we went with a group of guys to a footballfield nearby. I was one of the drivers.
Somebody offered me one hit of their stuff, figured we wouldn't go back for an hour or something I took it.

I was high from that one hit. Driving back lateron, in a crowded area, where I had never driven before. That was scary as hell.
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#3989 - turtletroll (06/28/2016) [-]
Thing is weed in the UK is generally shit. Just a lot of Lemon Haze everywhere

But the weed im getting at the moment is apparently white widow and liberty haze. It's better then any weed i've smoked in the UK by a fair bit