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#1 - idonno 11/12/2014 on Idonno +8
#32 - Majestic 11/12/2014 on Jumping in the pool 0
#21 - no they are same thing weed kills u havnt u heard abo… 11/12/2014 on Admin Explained 0
#191 - wat u sayin m8  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
#192 - luky (11/13/2014) [-]
#4 - So you cant have fantasy strategy games?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on saw this 0
User avatar #5 - noook (11/11/2014) [-]
one is warhammer fantasy the other is warhammer 40k

#1 - Warhammer 40k total war pls  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on saw this 0
#7 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
You just know it's going to be the buggiest shit ever.
User avatar #3 - noook (11/11/2014) [-]
warhammer fantasy mate
User avatar #4 - turtletroll (11/11/2014) [-]
So you cant have fantasy strategy games?
User avatar #5 - noook (11/11/2014) [-]
one is warhammer fantasy the other is warhammer 40k

#6 - Dirty half man abomination 11/11/2014 on Skeleton man +1
#4 - Isn't implied anywhere that he's poor  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Making Jordan work +3
#5 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
He said niggers, not nigger.
He is referring to all niggers and the shroud around them "we are poor", on well fare etc.
#3 - Im sorry if I offended you. I did not know the proper… 11/10/2014 on I laugh at his kid for how... +3
#1 - you fricking frick  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on I laugh at his kid for how... +3
User avatar #2 - ghostninjaguy (11/10/2014) [-]
I prefer the term asshole
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry if I offended you.

I did not know the proper pronouns. I shall check my privilege immediately
#187 - bottlejob 11/10/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
#185 - basketcase 11/10/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
#183 - nonce  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
git
breadbasket
#181 - wanker  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
muppet
#179 - u cudnt bash a fukin grayp m8  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
User avatar #180 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
gobshite
#176 - 2 far m8 il fukin huk u in th gabba m8 fukin…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
#190 - luky (11/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
lol u prob dnt evin no gramer
User avatar #191 - turtletroll (11/11/2014) [-]
wat u sayin m8
#192 - luky (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
arsebiscuit
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
knobjockey
User avatar #187 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
bottlejob
User avatar #178 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
U FUKN WOT M8
ILL BASH YE FOOKIN 'EAD IN A SWEAR'N ME MUM

User avatar #185 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
basketcase
User avatar #183 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
nonce
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
git
breadbasket
User avatar #181 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
wanker
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
muppet
User avatar #179 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
u cudnt bash a fukin grayp m8
User avatar #180 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
gobshite
#174 - fukin lollysnatchin prik swer down on me mum m8  [+] (17 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath 0
User avatar #175 - konradkurze (11/09/2014) [-]
smeghead
User avatar #176 - turtletroll (11/09/2014) [-]
2 far m8

il fukin huk u in th gabba m8

fukin gasin u m8 fukin luky i dont twat u now fukin bellend
#190 - luky (11/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
lol u prob dnt evin no gramer
User avatar #191 - turtletroll (11/11/2014) [-]
wat u sayin m8
#192 - luky (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
arsebiscuit
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
knobjockey
User avatar #187 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
bottlejob
User avatar #178 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
U FUKN WOT M8
ILL BASH YE FOOKIN 'EAD IN A SWEAR'N ME MUM

User avatar #185 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
basketcase
User avatar #183 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
nonce
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
git
breadbasket
User avatar #181 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
wanker
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
muppet
User avatar #179 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
u cudnt bash a fukin grayp m8
User avatar #180 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
gobshite
#167 - gobbledosh m8 fukin winkledanker my w33d? konradkurz…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Sick cat wanting a hot bath -1
User avatar #173 - konradkurze (11/09/2014) [-]
england
invented the english language then fucked it up
User avatar #174 - turtletroll (11/09/2014) [-]
fukin lollysnatchin prik swer down on me mum m8
User avatar #175 - konradkurze (11/09/2014) [-]
smeghead
User avatar #176 - turtletroll (11/09/2014) [-]
2 far m8

il fukin huk u in th gabba m8

fukin gasin u m8 fukin luky i dont twat u now fukin bellend
#190 - luky (11/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
lol u prob dnt evin no gramer
User avatar #191 - turtletroll (11/11/2014) [-]
wat u sayin m8
#192 - luky (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #188 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
arsebiscuit
User avatar #186 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
knobjockey
User avatar #187 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
bottlejob
User avatar #178 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
U FUKN WOT M8
ILL BASH YE FOOKIN 'EAD IN A SWEAR'N ME MUM

User avatar #185 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
basketcase
User avatar #183 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
nonce
User avatar #184 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
git
breadbasket
User avatar #181 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
wanker
User avatar #182 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
muppet
User avatar #179 - turtletroll (11/10/2014) [-]
u cudnt bash a fukin grayp m8
User avatar #180 - konradkurze (11/10/2014) [-]
gobshite
#1473 - love me some arch enemy 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1471 - And what about some Taiwanese traditional orchestral black met…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1472 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1473 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
love me some arch enemy
#1470 - Well it picks up. But I don't think many stoners are … 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1468 - It's a instrumental Here's a non instrumental song th…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1469 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
got it
background music for stoners to lay back and enjoy the buzz to
User avatar #1471 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
And what about some Taiwanese traditional orchestral black metal?

CHTHONIC - TAKAO - Official Video | 閃靈 [皇軍] MV
User avatar #1472 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1473 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
love me some arch enemy
User avatar #1470 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well it picks up.

But I don't think many stoners are really into swans. Most of them are pretty much just rap/pop/grime fans
#1466 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#1467 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
*incoherent mumbling*

aka bad song
User avatar #1468 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
It's a instrumental

Here's a non instrumental song then

Swans "The Seer" ("The Seer" Full Album Part 4)
User avatar #1469 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
got it
background music for stoners to lay back and enjoy the buzz to
User avatar #1471 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
And what about some Taiwanese traditional orchestral black metal?

CHTHONIC - TAKAO - Official Video | 閃靈 [皇軍] MV
User avatar #1472 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1473 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
love me some arch enemy
User avatar #1470 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well it picks up.

But I don't think many stoners are really into swans. Most of them are pretty much just rap/pop/grime fans
#1464 - Obama's favorite genre  [+] (9 new replies) 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1465 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
link me to a song
User avatar #1466 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
#1467 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
*incoherent mumbling*

aka bad song
User avatar #1468 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
It's a instrumental

Here's a non instrumental song then

Swans "The Seer" ("The Seer" Full Album Part 4)
User avatar #1469 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
got it
background music for stoners to lay back and enjoy the buzz to
User avatar #1471 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
And what about some Taiwanese traditional orchestral black metal?

CHTHONIC - TAKAO - Official Video | 閃靈 [皇軍] MV
User avatar #1472 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1473 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
love me some arch enemy
User avatar #1470 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well it picks up.

But I don't think many stoners are really into swans. Most of them are pretty much just rap/pop/grime fans
#1462 - Hipster? Do hipsters listen to underground drone / p…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/08/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #1463 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
drone?

should play that when americans murder arabs with drones
User avatar #1464 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Obama's favorite genre
User avatar #1465 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
link me to a song
User avatar #1466 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
#1467 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
*incoherent mumbling*

aka bad song
User avatar #1468 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
It's a instrumental

Here's a non instrumental song then

Swans "The Seer" ("The Seer" Full Album Part 4)
User avatar #1469 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
got it
background music for stoners to lay back and enjoy the buzz to
User avatar #1471 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
And what about some Taiwanese traditional orchestral black metal?

CHTHONIC - TAKAO - Official Video | 閃靈 [皇軍] MV
User avatar #1472 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1473 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
love me some arch enemy
User avatar #1470 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well it picks up.

But I don't think many stoners are really into swans. Most of them are pretty much just rap/pop/grime fans
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#1566 - konradkurze (11/23/2014) [-]
turtletroll and the spider
User avatar #1567 to #1566 - turtletroll (11/23/2014) [-]
how else would it get so high?
#1549 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
how casual turtle is
User avatar #1551 to #1549 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
konradkurze rolled image oh so thats how you do it
#1553 to #1551 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
how stoned turtle is
User avatar #1558 to #1553 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
*roll a picture*
#1559 to #1558 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
will turtle be a casual for life
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
*roll the magic 8 ball*

Will konradkurze tell me how to FJ?
User avatar #1562 to #1560 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*facepalm*
go home turtle...youre stoned
User avatar #1564 to #1562 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
Wait I think I got it

*rolling image*

Did I do it.
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
If i'm a stone are you saying I should roll home?
User avatar #1544 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
konradkurze in a nutshell *roll picture*
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
^ found the casual
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
*roll 2 numbers*
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - konradkurze (11/20/2014) [-]
*roll member*
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
*roll a comment*
User avatar #1550 to #1548 - roll (11/20/2014) [-]
WHAT
User avatar #1552 to #1550 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
sorry I was trying to roll a picture

*turtletroll roll a picture*
User avatar #1554 to #1552 - roll (11/20/2014) [-]
roll picture has to come first
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - turtletroll (11/20/2014) [-]
*roll picture turtletroll*
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - roll (11/20/2014) [-]
lol
#1478 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
how goth turtletroll is
User avatar #1532 to #1478 - turtletroll (11/16/2014) [-]
lol bet u kant evin quikscop

fukin skrub lol idonno if u r evin gud at kod xD

User avatar #1533 to #1532 - konradkurze (11/16/2014) [-]
you fukken cheeky little chav
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - turtletroll (11/16/2014) [-]
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#1535 to #1534 - konradkurze (11/16/2014) [-]
youre a cheeky little chav cunt you know that
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - turtletroll (11/16/2014) [-]
idonno m8 thats just what u think

idonno what makes you think your so much beter then me

idonno
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - konradkurze (11/16/2014) [-]
if youre gonna be a breadbasket ill just hide your comments
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - turtletroll (11/16/2014) [-]


idonno if i asked for that. u tuk it 2 far m8
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - konradkurze (11/16/2014) [-]
hwhos been spamming idonno over and over....
the chav who wants a hiding?
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - turtletroll (11/16/2014) [-]
idonno whos been spamming idonno over and over
#1512 to #1478 - turtletroll (11/15/2014) [-]
konradkurze IRL
konradkurze IRL
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
U FUKN WOT M8 ILL BASH YE CHAV HEAD IN
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
*coats your feet in cement and drops you in the british channel*
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - turtletroll (11/15/2014) [-]
idonno if i'd survive that
#1524 to #1523 - turtletroll (11/15/2014) [-]
Wooo free ride

#idonno
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - turtletroll (11/15/2014) [-]
then why dont they just eat eachothers brains?

#zombiegate #zombspiracy #idonno
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - turtletroll (11/15/2014) [-]
how can has the dumb without doing brain?

idonno how thats possible
User avatar #1530 to #1529 - turtletroll (11/15/2014) [-]
i'f* laser* brane* idonno*

lern to spel xD
#1481 to #1478 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Look at him. He's so ******* goth he turned black
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
goth: pale skin

opposite of pale skin - black skin,,.,hes the opposite of goth
User avatar #1484 to #1482 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm saying the darkness in his soul turned him black
User avatar #1486 to #1484 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
*slaps*
no such thing as a monkey goth

User avatar #1487 to #1486 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
You've never seen a gothrilla?
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
cowards.

Wouldn't fight a turtle one on one without weapons
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
because fighting a turtle is just sad

GATOR ATTACKS "Turtle Death Struggle"

1v1 and you just sit there like a bitch
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
That was no turtle

If that was turtle how come im still here?

#kurzespiracy
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
because you has adamantium shell

you just sit there and wait for the other guy to get bored
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Implying I couldn't **** up some human

***** have you ever taken a turtle fin to the face? that outta shut your bitch mouth up
#1494 to #1493 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
turtletroll be gay
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
those bitches are unpure turtles.

******* teenage MUTANT CUNT bitch "turtles"

#1496 to #1495 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
is turtletroll gay
User avatar #1497 to #1496 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 4** is kurze gay?
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze ***** turtletroll in the ass**
#1501 to #1499 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1500 to #1499 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Try getting your dick past my shell
User avatar #1509 to #1500 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1362471

**** yeah
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
"rule34"

**** nope
User avatar #1508 to #1507 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Finding out a lot about my local funnyjunk crazy german goth today

Xenos ****** on top of being a human
User avatar #1504 to #1500 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
bitch please

you wouldnt be into my girls

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1506 to #1504 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Who would

You'd need a mind wipe every morning to forget what happened last night
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
Who would

You'd need a mind wipe every morning to forget what happened last night
#1502 to #1500 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
full speed ahead

ill come in with enough force it'll penetrate your shell
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - turtletroll (11/14/2014) [-]
lel flesh bag

you'd just die on impact while I paddle my way to **** your bitch
User avatar #1480 to #1478 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
the single most anti-goth ever
User avatar #1475 - konradkurze (11/13/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 7**
what color does turtletroll hallucinate most

1- green
2- blue
3- red
4- pink
5- orange
6- purple
7- black
8- white
9- brown
0- peanut butter
#1479 to #1477 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
2 good at dancing
2 good at dancing
User avatar #1485 to #1483 - turtletroll (11/13/2014) [-]
That incredible energy
User avatar #1447 to #1423 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
ayy you know any other bands like joy division m8
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
*slaps*

***** you think im a fukken casual?

course i know joy division
******* love them
User avatar #1452 to #1448 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
But I asked do you know any other bands like joy divion
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
depeche mode for one
User avatar #1458 to #1453 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well you like post punk so what about post rock?
#1460 to #1459 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
I like it    
   
 le schniz nod fase
I like it

le schniz nod fase
#1461 to #1460 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
Turtletroll is lonely george
last of his kind

as non-mainstream as he can get
HIPSTER
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Hipster?

Do hipsters listen to underground drone / post rock and industrial music? NO
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
drone?

should play that when americans murder arabs with drones
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Obama's favorite genre
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
link me to a song
#1467 to #1466 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
*incoherent mumbling*   
   
aka bad song
*incoherent mumbling*

aka bad song
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
It's a instrumental

Here's a non instrumental song then

Swans "The Seer" ("The Seer" Full Album Part 4)
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
got it
background music for stoners to lay back and enjoy the buzz to
User avatar #1471 to #1469 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
And what about some Taiwanese traditional orchestral black metal?

CHTHONIC - TAKAO - Official Video | 閃靈 [皇軍] MV
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
love me some arch enemy
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well it picks up.

But I don't think many stoners are really into swans. Most of them are pretty much just rap/pop/grime fans
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
seen them live m8
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
Well yes you are a casual

Bet u listen to bands with more then 10 followers

casul
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
oh so youre not a chav youre a ******* hipster
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
So I went from being a stoner to a chav to a hipster

Almost as crazy as how snizel went from being hitler incarnate to a kebab
User avatar #1455 to #1451 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
oh sniz always was a kebab he just lost the nazi disguise

with you....you always admitted you werent a chav....schnizel has never admitted being kebab
User avatar #1456 to #1455 - turtletroll (11/08/2014) [-]
im not a chav
User avatar #1457 to #1456 - konradkurze (11/08/2014) [-]
you always admitted you werent a chav

read that again...you admitted you WERENT a chav

cut back on the weed..its affecting your eyesight
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
oi blud u fink ur fukin funy m8

il fukin drop u fukin kunt spit down on me mum
User avatar #1425 to #1424 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
but...i named a food after you
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
Why does everyone keep doing that
User avatar #1427 to #1426 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
well you were raised in the chav neighborhood...so....people think youre a chav
User avatar #1428 to #1427 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
But I like metal not grime
User avatar #1429 to #1428 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
oh a heavy metal chav
insane clown posse it is
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
NO

I am not a ******* juggalo
User avatar #1431 to #1430 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
Turtallo

*puts white face paint on you*
User avatar #1432 to #1431 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
White face paint?

I could make it look like im a black metal guy
#1433 to #1432 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
start with the white them add the black
#1435 to #1434 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
god damn theyre cancerous
User avatar #1436 to #1435 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
And you want me to be one?

You want another juggalo in the world?
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
no....you can just be a regular chav like eminem...im not evil enough to make yo ua juggalo
User avatar #1438 to #1437 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
Eminem isnt a chav

hes a wigger
#1439 to #1438 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
which is the chav which is the wigger
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
left is wigger

right is chav
#1441 to #1440 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
okay
now which is chav and wigger
User avatar #1446 to #1441 - turtletroll (11/03/2014) [-]
Right has pitbulls and pot noodles

Chavs wear adidas trackies and puma shoes
User avatar #1444 to #1441 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
But I said that right is a chav and left is wigger
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - konradkurze (11/03/2014) [-]
theres no difference, both dress like **** and wear gold chains / medallions

User avatar #1442 to #1441 - turtletroll (11/02/2014) [-]
right is still a chav

left is a wigger
User avatar #1443 to #1442 - konradkurze (11/02/2014) [-]
actually no i searched chav and the one on the right turned up
searched wigger and the left popped up

so theres not much of a difference
#1379 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
konradkurze
#1385 to #1379 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
found the stoned british attention whore
User avatar #1392 to #1385 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
kurze do you like pink floyd?
User avatar #1398 to #1392 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
theyre okay
why
User avatar #1400 to #1398 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
New album coming out and im too excited

Need some ******* chloroform to chill me out
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
*locks you in a gas chamber and fillls it with only weed smoke*
User avatar #1414 to #1401 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Any albums you're excited for?
User avatar #1402 to #1401 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
and new death grips album

and new tool album

oh sweet jesus you are testing me
User avatar #1415 to #1402 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
quote turtletroll:

"attention....god i love attention......i am so alone popular"
#1417 to #1416 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
youre turning into him
#1418 to #1417 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Well you're here aren't you    
   
Answer the question you 						*******					 bottlejob
Well you're here aren't you

Answer the question you ******* bottlejob
#1419 to #1418 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
wait
youre british
youre a gay limey like this guy
User avatar #1420 to #1419 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Except I don't fancy mudkips
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - konradkurze (11/01/2014) [-]
he ***** mudkips (frogs) you **** turtles

youre both sticking your dicks into water creatures
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah but turtles are real
#1378 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
Konradkurze
#1377 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
Konradkurze
User avatar #1408 to #1337 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
"dont tell my girlfriend i like girls"

I think she might already know fag
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
You think? I hide it pretty well
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Just call her a stupid girl everyday and then say you love cock

that will throw her off ******* lesbian bitch
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
But I do love cock
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
But youre a fag and you said you like girls
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
Dont tell my parents but I think Im straight
User avatar #1381 to #1337 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Well try to beat my muslim level
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
Ill give you that
Glorious 98% white county
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
The area is live is probably like 80% muslim

tfw minority
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
I live in a disgusting privileged cis scum city
Muh triggers
User avatar #1386 to #1384 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
sorry to hear that m8

couldnt imagine living in a place without muslims

it must be awful
User avatar #1388 to #1386 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
At least I dont get Allahu'd every time I go into town
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Or get raped

But we do get curries

Which is something I guess
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
Im a pussy with spicy food anyway
Those sand ******* do make good rice though
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
I ******* love spicy food though

I don't get the whole "eating curry gives you diarrhea" thing americans talk about.
User avatar #1393 to #1391 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
I ate a chili I found in my nans backgarden once and nearly cried, Id be a **** muslim
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Well we're all so used to taking the spicy dicks of them around here that we built up a tolerance to it I guess.
User avatar #1395 to #1394 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
Stop oppressing me
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
By telling me to stop oppressing you you're actually oppressing me by telling me what to do
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
By informing me of my oppression by telling you youre oppressing me youre oppressing me filthy white cis scum
User avatar #1399 to #1397 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Well you are a cissie so suck a dick (not that anything is wrong with that gay people > straight people)

Guarantee that you don't even cross dress fag
User avatar #1403 to #1399 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not crossdressing
What kind of fag do you take me for
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
you're still a fag

Bet you aren't even a transethnic asexual pringlekin escort
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
**** you caught me out there fag
Bet you wont even suck my dick fag
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - turtletroll (11/01/2014) [-]
yeah i would fag

bet you like girls fag
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
Please dont tell my girlfriend I like girls
She thinks Im a fag too
#1358 to #1337 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
man like what if were all just cornflakes and a bowl of milk is like the world

yooooo
#1359 to #1358 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
But how can milk be real if cows aren't real
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
how can we be cereal then if no milk?

yooooo
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Maybe we arent cereal
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
but what if were cereal bars?

the wrapper is the world
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Man can you remember those frosties cereal bars with the white chocolate/milky stuff on the bottom, those were the ******* bomb
+
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
I still get those *******
User avatar #1365 to #1364 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
They dont sell them at my shops anymore
I ******* bet Ranjeet has been taking them all and eating them himself
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
****** ranjeet what a cunt

User avatar #1367 to #1366 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Ill bribe the local chavs with cheap cider and fags to break his legs
User avatar #1368 to #1367 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
Give them a lonsdale jacket and they will kill anyone for you
#1369 to #1368 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
mfw I give them a lonsdale jacket
#1370 to #1369 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
Remember that guy who won the lottery and called himself the "king of chavs"

Looks like you have competition
#1371 to #1370 - theturtletrolley (10/31/2014) [-]
The dude that bought like 18 gold chains? Ill buy him some Frosty Jacks and well be sorted
The dude that bought like 18 gold chains? Ill buy him some Frosty Jacks and well be sorted
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
Funny thing is that hes broke

He spent all his money in a few years
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
Well you're the new king of chavs.

You could probably put your own tax on them but they wouldn't pay it.

Basically all you got is a army of pissed retards in trackies
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - theturtletrolley (10/31/2014) [-]
Where abouts in England are you from? Ill get them to protect you
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - turtletroll (10/31/2014) [-]
lancashire

I'm surrounded by them already so no need
User avatar #1380 to #1376 - theturtletrolley (11/01/2014) [-]
Sorry bby went to a party
Im from Lincolnshire, dont even try to beat my chav ratio
#1340 to #1339 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't ask you to appreciate it

fag
#1341 to #1340 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Thats okay bby I still love you
Thats okay bby I still love you
#1342 to #1341 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
Who doesn't
Who doesn't
#1343 to #1342 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Your parents
Your parents
#1345 to #1344 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
It says here youre a faggot
#1346 to #1345 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
fuk u sayin m8
#1347 to #1346 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Saying you a pussy ass bitch
#1351 to #1350 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
You never treat me like a pretty princess anymore
#1352 to #1351 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
cus yo ass aint pretty
cus yo ass aint pretty
#1353 to #1352 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Thats not wot ur mum sed last nite m9   
#rekt
Thats not wot ur mum sed last nite m9
#rekt
#1354 to #1353 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
thats wat ur mum sed last nite m800   
   
chek urself b4 u rek urself
thats wat ur mum sed last nite m800

chek urself b4 u rek urself
#1355 to #1354 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.
m8
#1356 to #1355 - turtletroll (10/29/2014) [-]
well..

youre a fag

dont forget to eat your brektfast
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
But you are my brektfast bby, ill grab a spoon
#1323 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
perfect picture for you
the TURTLECHAV
User avatar #1336 to #1323 - turtletroll (10/26/2014) [-]
Not enough striped clothing and no burberry cap

4/10
User avatar #1290 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
here some music for you chavvy

MC Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer (Video)
User avatar #1335 to #1290 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Heres some music for you germy

I know you like Charlie in the Chocolate factory songs

Primus - "Pure Imagination" (Audio)
User avatar #1313 to #1290 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
But if you're a soviet then you also wont get your german **** fetish porn
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
good, im not into that ********

im more into mutant and alien porn
User avatar #1316 to #1314 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
The soviets wont allow that though
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
only if they find out about it

secret porn is good porn
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Well i'm contacting my contacts in the Kremlin

They're going to know

And also your'e german so of course you love **** porn
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
like soviets will trust teacups after al lthe times mi5 tried infiltrating

they'll just think youre ************ and trying to tap the phone line

and how hard do i have to kick your balls to get you to understand german and east german are different people
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
But what if i'm actually a soviet?

You're talking to Turtlski Trollokov head of the KGB
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
a soviet chav?

govno.......
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
All slavs and russians are chavs now because of me

You see them in track suits and squatting everywhere drinking ****** alcohol?

You dont understand kurzey. The soviets are under my thumb and im manipulating them into making the whole word chav
#1324 to #1322 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
**** this world and all the chavs
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
But remember you're a soviet sleeper agent.

You will become a chav whether you like it or not
#1326 to #1325 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
ill kill myself before i become a turtlechav

death before dishonor
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
You wont be able to do that if I say your wake phrase
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
implying you'd be my handler

plus brainwashing isnt 100%....theres always flaws wherethe washed kills themselves or breaks out of it

plus im a paranoid mofo....its doubtful anyone could get near me to kidnap me
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Okay you pushed me to this

I REALLY LOVE THE EMPEROR
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
you uhhh.. "love" him

homo
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Thats not your phrase?

Those faggot russians cant do anything right
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
**** your corpse god

GLORY TO CHAOS
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
your hate for the emperor is stronger then your brainwashing?

Well you might have won this round but the joke is on you because we gave you the gay gene
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
*rapes the **** out of you*
yes homo
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
MC Hammer

Why do you do this to my ears
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
would you prefer i play vanilla ice
User avatar #1294 to #1292 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
NO PLEASE

The rap version of justin bieber
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
then listen to ice T
User avatar #1297 to #1295 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Whats so good about ice T

He's Aight
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
*dropkicks you out the door like americans did to brits out of usa*
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey we left of our own accord
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah but i dont want to play the game of being so ******* annoying that you leave on your own

im not a FJ troll
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
"not a troll" Sends me MC Hammer
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
quiet chav
get back in your ghetto
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Quiet.... German

rekt
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
if it wasnt for AMERICA saving your asses....you'd be speaking german

******* REKT
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
That's what you get for siding yourselves with the japanese
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
i blame himmler

that little asswipe must have got the wrong prescription glasses if he thought japanese squiggles were similar to nordic runes and wanted them in the german reich
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Or the japanese just started hanging around you and you all thought it would be awkward to tell them that you didn't like them
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
hell who doesnt like tentacle porn
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
Well I suppose the german **** fetish porn gets a bit boring after a while right?
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
***** im east german

soviet girl porn FTW
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - turtletroll (10/24/2014) [-]
But what if the soviet union still exists and they're using that porn to brainwash you into being a sleeper agent?
#1312 to #1311 - konradkurze (10/24/2014) [-]
*tiwtches*   
GLORY TO MOTHERLAND!!!!!
*tiwtches*
GLORY TO MOTHERLAND!!!!!
User avatar #1296 to #1233 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Then why not sell your business and move to america to buy more money?

Or you can invest it. Mr Goldstein of Schluttman Banking says if you take out a loan with 500% and invest it then you can triple your money in no time goy :^)
User avatar #1271 to #1233 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
You said I couldn't take the tattoo pain

I ******* waltzed through that **** like it was a picnic

hold yo self fool
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
spoken like a true chav
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Said like a true fag
#rekt m8
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 82**

turtletrolls IQ
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 836,326** konradkurzes cholesterol level
#1276 to #1275 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
and i make songs about it

you jelly
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
I've seen Rammstein live

You jelly?
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
meh they arent that great

tell me when youve seen Ozzy live
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
ive seen black sabbath with ozzy live

Rammstein are the best live band ive ever seen by far
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
best band....
bet you liked that song where he sung about men getting flesh on flesh
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
"best live band"
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
better than ozzy....

theres the door, gtfo
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
They put on a way better show then ozzy

And I dont even love rammstein that much. And im a black sabbath fan
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
of course a band with more sparkly lights and setting **** on fire would impress the stoner
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
A ******* FACE MOUNTED FLAME THROWER KURZE

******* FIREWORKS LAUNCHING CROSSBOW

UNHOLY AMOUNTS OF PYRO

THAT LIVE SET
#1286 to #1285 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
turtletroll logic   
   
the music is just there to support the flashy 						****					 in your face
turtletroll logic

the music is just there to support the flashy **** in your face
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
But they also sound insanely good live

Just see them live and tell me they weren't amazing
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
well sad problem i dont often have money to throw around for concert tickets...keeping a small business going takes cash
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - turtletroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Why not just buy more money?
User avatar #1293 to #1289 - konradkurze (10/23/2014) [-]
because im not american
User avatar #1235 to #1233 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
You just think you're better then me dont ya?
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - konradkurze (09/15/2014) [-]
no not better, just a different type of crazy
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Well i'm a better kind of crazy then you faggot bich
#1238 to #1237 - konradkurze (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah ill admit....youre more crazy than me
yeah ill admit....youre more crazy than me
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn straight *****

I be so crazy I roll myself up in a blanket and set my self on fire because im dank as ****
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - konradkurze (09/15/2014) [-]
i can see it now.....you going to nepal and telling those monks when they set themselves on fire...they forgot the papers before they light up
User avatar #1242 to #1240 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Just found out they did that over some faggy politics or some gay shiet

Those uppity monk cunts need to take life less seriously and chill out more
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - konradkurze (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah like them killing themselves would make the chinese government care....
******* lol
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
the chinese government wont care cos theyre blazing me all day 420 smoke turtletroll in a blanket faggit

I already knew about that but gotta keep up my retard stoner fj cred
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
well why else would they do it?

Hell I even threw myself into a cauldron of boiling water so it was like I was in a bong
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - turtletroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Well what goes on in your head which is so much better then that?
#1230 - caffeinecommissar (09/12/2014) [-]
Picture related.
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - turtletroll (09/12/2014) [-]
Nah m8 il get a g4nj4 l34f on my 4hed
User avatar #1229 to #1227 - turtletroll (09/12/2014) [-]
oxycotton is the only drug in my mind
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - turtletroll (09/12/2014) [-]
cocaine is for pussies
#1218 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
Yo, I wanna make a blog, what do ya' suggest turtle?
#1219 to #1218 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't even know what i'm going to do in 5 minutes never mind a good idea for a blog
I don't even know what i'm going to do in 5 minutes never mind a good idea for a blog
#1220 to #1219 - caffeinecommissar (09/08/2014) [-]
Damn, I was hoping you could bring me more suggestions for things to write about, Schnizzy - not surprisingly - suggested Yidds and race war.     
   
Mean while I was picturing your suggestion would be a bit more like... dropping a "little bit"  and by "little bit" I mean an imperial 						**********					  of acid.
Damn, I was hoping you could bring me more suggestions for things to write about, Schnizzy - not surprisingly - suggested Yidds and race war.

Mean while I was picturing your suggestion would be a bit more like... dropping a "little bit" and by "little bit" I mean an imperial ********** of acid.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - turtletroll (09/08/2014) [-]
Well snizel is going to sniz.

You should probably make it about inciting a race war
User avatar #1223 to #1221 - caffeinecommissar (09/09/2014) [-]
In response to: www.funnyjunk.com/Or+Snoop+Dog+for+seven+hours/funny-pictures/5288098/131#131

Is my writefaggotry that bad seriously, be honest if it is because people keep telling me I'm good at story telling, but been having my doubts or do you just think it is extremely unlikely Games Workshop would change the fluff in that direction?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - turtletroll (09/09/2014) [-]
I don't know if it would be as extreme as all the major marine chapter homeworlds being crushed along with catachan, valhalla etc.

But I could see it being written like that
#1225 to #1224 - caffeinecommissar (09/09/2014) [-]
I know, it would be a rather extreme move, I just like to drink coffee made from the tears of upset fan boys.

Anyway, I could see it work with the worlds still being reclaimable but I think I took the whole "make the situation even more hopeless" thing and ran as far away as I possibly could.
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - turtletroll (09/09/2014) [-]
I think a good route to go could be something like Terra gets destroyed?

Don't know how but still.

And because the emperors remains are on terra on the golden throne maybe that's what kicks off his rebirth
User avatar #1194 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
seriously Turtlechav

wot u fink of the moozik?
#1216 to #1215 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
ill let Preed from titan AE **** you
#1217 to #1216 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
gecko foot fetish
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
Says he own name
Song about doing a dance?
Song about being yourself and having fun
Kind of rap sings
Female

It's Iggy Azalea in the past
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
seen that link before

You cant catch me off guard
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
fine
here....ill play you a victory song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like a victory party song

Like something they would play at a Presidential election victory party
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
you like being rickrolled?
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't go gay for a turtle
#1207 to #1206 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
You saying that you wouldn't?
#1208 to #1207 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
*pours mutagen on that turtle, *
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
That's me
#1210 to #1209 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
no this is you

crazy ************ obsessed with turtles
#1211 to #1210 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
Let me be who I want to be
Let me be who I want to be
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
plus you dont even want to know what id ****
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - turtletroll (09/07/2014) [-]
You would **** anything
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - konradkurze (09/07/2014) [-]
***** do i look like ************ ?

i have tight standards just have a fair number of wut the fuqs in there
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