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#2 - He's been busy with tests  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on This looks like a good game +1
#3 - ohemgeezus (06/23/2014) [-]
Ah, I had figured he ended up pulling a Geckosandcheerios and left before it got old
#1 - You cant prove it was me 06/23/2014 on Uhm. +74
#5 - Comment deleted 06/23/2014 on An Inconvenient Truth 0
#141 - Thank mr skeltal 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal 0
#9 - Is joke Not seriousness 06/23/2014 on Army Knife 0
#5 - If you say no homo then youre not gay For example aft… 06/23/2014 on I'm no doctor 0
#58 - Konradkurze Which one do you think I would take 06/23/2014 on Which One Would You Pick ? +1
#7 - The title is in reference to the new sabaton album right? … 06/23/2014 on Resist and bite ! +1
#32 - You're like the guy that everybody likes for some reason they …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Anarchy on Funnyjunk! +1
#33 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
I know exactly why I like Schnizel.
#31 - I care 06/22/2014 on Anarchy on Funnyjunk! -3
#16 - I don't understand why players don't get suspended for this sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on Soccer - such an majestic... +3
#71 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Because corruption.
#15 - Picture 06/22/2014 on GO HOME! 0
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on 2 cool for u +31
#33 - newdevyx (06/22/2014) [-]
2slow
#298 - Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance  [+] (13 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good shit
User avatar #302 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing fuck all
#307 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of fucked up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#297 - youre one twisted fuck kurzey  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#295 - I told you not to (((((  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #296 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted fuck kurzey
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#7 - Yeah go do that 06/22/2014 on Taters 0
#5 - what?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Taters 0
#8 - heldiggrisen (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - biscuitsunited (06/23/2014) [-]
HOLD THE PHONE
Southport is on the map?
for real?
It's where old people go to die its not a real place.
#3 - Yorkshire is in england  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Taters +2
#6 - grogovic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah go do that
#4 - grogovic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
what?
#8 - heldiggrisen (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - biscuitsunited (06/23/2014) [-]
HOLD THE PHONE
Southport is on the map?
for real?
It's where old people go to die its not a real place.
#293 - You dont shoot a guy in the dick  [+] (19 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good shit
User avatar #302 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing fuck all
#307 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of fucked up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted fuck kurzey
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#291 - Lets see your darts penetrate my swole abs mate  [+] (21 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #292 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
i said id shoot you in the legs

or if that fails, the balls
darts in your balls boy!!!!!
#293 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
You dont shoot a guy in the dick
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good shit
User avatar #302 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing fuck all
#307 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of fucked up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted fuck kurzey
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#289 - Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo fucker  [+] (23 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #290 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
ill use that smg dart launcher like the team fortress medic has

#291 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Lets see your darts penetrate my swole abs mate
User avatar #292 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
i said id shoot you in the legs

or if that fails, the balls
darts in your balls boy!!!!!
#293 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
You dont shoot a guy in the dick
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good shit
User avatar #302 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing fuck all
#307 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of fucked up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted fuck kurzey
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#287 - lol jokes on you i built up a resistance to that shit  [+] (25 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #288 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
hmmmmm

*shoots darts loaded with dentists' novocaine into your legs so they lose feeling for hours and you cant walk*
#289 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo fucker
User avatar #290 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
ill use that smg dart launcher like the team fortress medic has

#291 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Lets see your darts penetrate my swole abs mate
User avatar #292 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
i said id shoot you in the legs

or if that fails, the balls
darts in your balls boy!!!!!
#293 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
You dont shoot a guy in the dick
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good shit
User avatar #302 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing fuck all
#307 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of fucked up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted fuck kurzey
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#285 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 06/22/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #286 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
*grabs a dart gun and shoots you full of horse tranquilizers*
User avatar #287 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
lol jokes on you i built up a resistance to that shit
User avatar #288 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
hmmmmm

*shoots darts loaded with dentists' novocaine into your legs so they lose feeling for hours and you cant walk*
#289 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Good luck hitting me when im fast as a mo fucker
User avatar #290 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
ill use that smg dart launcher like the team fortress medic has

#291 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Lets see your darts penetrate my swole abs mate
User avatar #292 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
i said id shoot you in the legs

or if that fails, the balls
darts in your balls boy!!!!!
#293 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
You dont shoot a guy in the dick
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the dick**

whoops
User avatar #298 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
Takes konradkurze's colored text and runs off into the distance
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
gonna sell my text to buy drugs huh

make sure you get the good shit
User avatar #302 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]


I just want colored text
User avatar #303 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
then make oc
User avatar #304 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
how
#313 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
here we go

teeny tiny turtle think he can take a chaos raptor
User avatar #311 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
*kicks you out of your chair*
#312 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
You think you could take me on bich

User avatar #309 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
lazy stoner
User avatar #310 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
ay fuk u mang

I work hard doing fuck all
#307 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
yfw on the pc
User avatar #308 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
but oc sounds like effort (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
User avatar #305 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
seriously
you must get tons of fucked up ideas when stoned

draw some
User avatar #306 - turtletroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Stoner stories

Could work I do have a few
#295 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
I told you not to (((((
User avatar #296 - konradkurze (06/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze shoots turtletroll in the eyes**
User avatar #297 - turtletroll (06/22/2014) [-]
youre one twisted fuck kurzey
#300 - konradkurze (06/23/2014) [-]
#9 - Cannibal Corpse - Frantic Disembowelment 06/22/2014 on What's Your Last Song +1
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#742 - turtletroll (07/27/2014) [-]
Konradkurze
Konradkurze
#743 to #742 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
DETHKLOK FTW
User avatar #745 to #744 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
wait
i thought being stoned made you immune to fear

User avatar #747 to #746 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
FEAR:
FULL of ECSTASY, ACID and ROIDS
#748 to #747 - turtletroll (07/27/2014) [-]
What did you think it stood for?
#750 to #749 - turtletroll (07/27/2014) [-]
Fully Erect Angry Rhinos
Fully Erect Angry Rhinos
User avatar #751 to #750 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
of course a gay turtletroll talks about erections
#753 to #752 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is turtletroll a gay rapist like mudkipfucker
User avatar #768 to #753 - turtletroll (07/30/2014) [-]
I can tell you that,

fuck yes
User avatar #754 to #753 - mudkipfucker (07/27/2014) [-]
now you'll never know
User avatar #755 to #754 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
should i lock turtletroll and mudkipfucker in a room together and let them divide by zero trying to gay rape each other
User avatar #756 to #755 - mudkipfucker (07/27/2014) [-]
its sexy time, turtletroll ;)
User avatar #757 to #756 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
who will win

evens: muddy
odds: turtle
#759 to #757 - turtletroll (07/27/2014) [-]
Muddy getting raped for a change
#760 to #759 - mudkipfucker (07/28/2014) [-]
thats the way i like it
thats the way i like it
#761 to #760 - turtletroll (07/28/2014) [-]
I will finally live my dream of raping muddy
User avatar #767 to #766 - turtletroll (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm a kill this faggot twice
User avatar #764 to #761 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
is it rape if he wants it?
User avatar #765 to #764 - turtletroll (07/28/2014) [-]
He wont want what i'm going to do to him

I'm gonna get into some medieval brutality on his ass
User avatar #737 - schnizel (07/23/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #727 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
konradkurze

i am yo bottom bitch whether you like it or not
User avatar #728 to #727 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
You the Ho
#729 to #728 - turtletroll (07/19/2014) [-]
mmmmhmmm
mmmmhmmm
User avatar #730 to #729 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
*summons demons to tentacle rape you*
#731 to #730 - turtletroll (07/19/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games until kronzy calls in the anime tentacle rape monsters
User avatar #732 to #731 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
the retentacling
User avatar #733 to #732 - turtletroll (07/19/2014) [-]
I still haven't watched Archer yet.

iz et gud?
User avatar #734 to #733 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
starts slow but gets better as they develop the characters

Krieger is the best one
User avatar #735 to #734 - turtletroll (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but is it as good as "Dekuuuu senpaiiiii bakkaaaaaaaaaa kurruuuuuuuu shitaiiiii domo arigoto mr robotoooo ching chong" anime series?!
User avatar #708 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
do i look crazy to you?

Krieger Doing Some Gun Mods on Archer
User avatar #709 to #708 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
No not at all pffff kurze being crazy? Now that's whats crazy! just keep doing what you're doing mr sane
#710 to #709 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
doing?

im doing cocaine

#712 to #711 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #713 to #712 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
No spiders pls
User avatar #715 to #714 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
They come in my home. Into my bedroom and think they're fucking cool.

Spiders are cunts
User avatar #717 to #716 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
Le
Rage faces

Thatsaboldstrategycottenletsseeifitpaysoffforhim.jpg
#718 to #717 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
le le le
#720 to #718 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
le le le. LE LE LE LE!!!
User avatar #719 to #718 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
LE

Le le le le. Le le le le le le le?

le le le le.
User avatar #721 to #719 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le le
#722 to #721 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
Le le le le le le?    
   
LE LE LE LE FUCKIN LE LE LE CUNT LE
Le le le le le le?

LE LE LE LE FUCKIN LE LE LE CUNT LE
#723 to #722 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
*le cuts turtletroll and watches the meth bleed out*
#724 to #723 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
*le turtletroll throws le blue eyes white dragon down in attack position*
User avatar #725 to #724 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
*unleashes my mewtwo and wins the battle*

#726 to #725 - turtletroll (07/17/2014) [-]
*You activated my trap card. Change of hearts and now for the next turn mew two is my card! I now sacrifice mew two to bring Exodia onto the field*

GG NO RE FAGIT
User avatar #666 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
more music for turtletroll to get stoned to

Madness Combat 4 Apotheosis (MUSIC)
#691 to #666 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
You can't stop my tears
You can't stop my tears
#692 to #691 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
dont cry for your metal   
   
your tears will make the metal rust
dont cry for your metal

your tears will make the metal rust
#693 to #692 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Iron Maiden never rusts.    
   
Aside from Virtual XI that album didn't work well
Iron Maiden never rusts.

Aside from Virtual XI that album didn't work well
User avatar #694 to #693 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
The Dentist Drill | Metalpocalypse | Adult Swim
User avatar #695 to #694 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I had a filling done without anesthetics because the dentist didn't think the cavity went down to the roots.

FUCKING HURT
User avatar #696 to #695 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
*ties you to the dentist chair and drills each of your teeth*
#697 to #696 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Not the teeth    
   
I hate dentists
Not the teeth

I hate dentists
#698 to #697 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
i will add your teeth to the pile
User avatar #699 to #698 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
You have a teeth pile?

Starting to learn about kurzes fetishes is disturbing
User avatar #700 to #699 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
collecting trophies is a good thing

at least im not Schnizel going around ripping gold teeth out of jews to add to the nazi wealth
User avatar #701 to #700 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Turns out snizel isnt a kebab hes actually black

funnyjunk.com/user/schnizel/4500#4500

He is Snoop Doggy Dawg
User avatar #702 to #701 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
wouldnt be surprised if he was one of those black guys who act like they have some right to someone elses country

all the fuss Schnizel made over calling himself 'an illyrian" was him trying to convince himself hes either bosnian or at least one of the arabs who migrate to south europe and thus pretend he belongs there
#703 to #702 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I fucking knew it.

Snizel is about as white as kunta kinte.

Snizel being a true white illyrian
User avatar #704 to #703 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
well its the same deal...arabs and apes with some arab ancestors....using the word illyrian...the same way arabs use the word 'aryan' when they want to move into europe

hell ive met some iranians who, we got talking, they asked where im from...i said east germany....they immediately said "oh so youre aryan....we're aryan too"
#705 to #704 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
mfw my ancestors heritage is being shared by the glorious arab master race.

Feels good
User avatar #706 to #705 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
turtletroll arab?

turtles that explode?

MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)
User avatar #707 to #706 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Absolutely Haram
User avatar #668 to #666 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Turtles top stoner tips.

#1. Always be high
#7. Fucking Pink.... Floyd
User avatar #667 to #666 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
100/10 Best music ever

But not as good stoner music as early floyd

Pink Floyd - Careful With That Axe Eugene
User avatar #669 to #667 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
here have some 80s music

The Misfits-I am a Giant
#670 to #669 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
TOO MUCH 80'S
TOO MUCH 80'S
User avatar #671 to #670 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride
#672 to #671 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
AWWW YISSS fuckin steppenwolf    
   
     
   
Also you need to hear this album i fookin love it
AWWW YISSS fuckin steppenwolf

Wolves In The Throne Room - Celestite [Full Album]

Also you need to hear this album i fookin love it
User avatar #673 to #672 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Hole - Celebrity Skin
User avatar #674 to #673 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Wolves in the Throne Room - Celestial Lineage [Full Album] HD

If you play that album I just sent you with this one at the same time it was made so they fit together to form a album together when played at the same time

That is about as 90's as the offspring
#675 to #674 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
yay 80's

The Misfits - I Like Your Style (73/187)
User avatar #676 to #675 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Depeche Mode - Strangelove (Remastered Video)

Woooo 80s
User avatar #677 to #676 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
awwww yissss depeche mode

toortoolltrull is mah nigga

Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again (Remastered Video)
#678 to #677 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I fucking love that song
I fucking love that song
#679 to #678 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
#680 to #679 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
We get each others music kurzey but all this 80's stuff is only a servant for the true music gods of metal.
Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal (Explicit)

We get each others music kurzey but all this 80's stuff is only a servant for the true music gods of metal.

User avatar #681 to #680 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
here
girls can do the growl good

KiTTiE - BRaCKiSH original Version - HQ
User avatar #682 to #681 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
A all woman metal group that isn't just about having a hot bitch front center and actually has decent music backing it? holy shieeeeet

But let's be honest. The best metal voice ever.

I'm a Goofy Goober - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (10/10) Movie CLIP (2004) HD
User avatar #683 to #682 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Guns N' Roses - You Could Be Mine - Official Video HD (1080p)
User avatar #684 to #683 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
One of the best GNR songs

But the question is? Do you love sabaton?

Sabaton - Night Witches (Lyrics)
User avatar #685 to #684 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
meh theyre okay
prefer manowar
User avatar #689 to #685 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Iron Maiden. Okay

Kurze I am disappoint. You have failed your final test
#690 to #689 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
hush
no tears

only dreams

Dr Rockso - I do cocain
User avatar #686 to #685 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
You like manowar too?

Now the final test. DO U LIK IYON MAYDEN FAGOT?
User avatar #687 to #686 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
theyre okay....but more into individual songs than bands

HEAVY METAL-Cheap Trick-Reach Out
#633 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
Konradkurze every day   
   
 in a alternate universe
Konradkurze every day

in a alternate universe
User avatar #635 to #634 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
And you are totally devoted to the Emperor and a member of the Ecclesiarchy
#636 to #635 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
*kicks you in the balls so hard the enter you're body and become ovaries*
User avatar #637 to #636 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
It's a alternate universe.

I'm a straight up conservative christian who wont drink or do any mind altering drugs
User avatar #638 to #637 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
well actually....the opposite of me would be possibly Alpha Legion.....

as a night lord....im against the imperium and only side with chaos because its convenient
the opposite would be against chaos and giving a little help to the imperium like alhpa legion do....yeah they still fight the imperium but are trying to save humanity
User avatar #652 to #638 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
So you are a crack addicted female alpha legion?
#653 to #652 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
negative
im a cocaine addicted transgender Night Lord

you really dont know me do you?....you dont pay attention to me.........that'd make me sad if i wasnt buzzing on a white christmas right now
User avatar #654 to #653 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
But it's a alternate universe.

You would be alpha legion
User avatar #655 to #654 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
no, alternate reality would make me a raven guard

"hey look at me...im sooooo good and gay for the emperor and gotta protect people nuuuuh"

fukken gay ravens
User avatar #656 to #655 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
You would be a female racially tolerant raven guard with a major lady boner for the emperor.
User avatar #657 to #656 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah....fuck alternate universes......i dont wanna be tolerant of the apes.....

User avatar #658 to #657 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
But what would that make me?
User avatar #659 to #658 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
the opposite of you would be a black female catholic nun

aka whoopi goldberg from sister act
#660 to #659 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
mfw me being black
User avatar #661 to #660 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
you want to be obama?
#663 to #661 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
Wait because turtles are amphibious would I be a black female rhino catholic nun conservative royalist?!
Wait because turtles are amphibious would I be a black female rhino catholic nun conservative royalist?!
User avatar #664 to #663 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
seriously

you gotta be on a soup of drugs to get your weird ideas
#662 to #661 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
No.

Considering im a turtle person that would make me a black female whale catholic nun
User avatar #640 to #639 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
duh

in an alternate universe we'd both be female

turtletrollette or turtletrollina?
User avatar #641 to #640 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
Turtletrollina sounds better.

ConnieKurze
User avatar #642 to #641 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
wait
wasnt the female ninja turtle called Venus

thats you're new name
User avatar #643 to #642 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
I have to say it feels right to be a woman.

For too long i have been a woman in a mans body now i am free from my male cage.

Im gonna suck so much Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
User avatar #644 to #643 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
how?

turtle dicks are huge mushrooms.....you'd have to do a mudkipintense bodyloveer and pop you're jaw out to fit it all in
#645 to #644 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
I think I can do it
User avatar #647 to #646 - turtletroll (07/14/2014) [-]
Im a girl now
User avatar #648 to #647 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah but we were just discussing possible alternate universe

here in this one,...talking about you liking dick
yur ghey
User avatar #650 to #649 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
mudkipintense bodyloveer
i summon thee

come show turtletroll its not just his shell thats hard for him
invade him like you'ree england and his ass is india
#651 to #650 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
My anus is ready
My anus is ready
#614 to #579 - syrianassassin (07/11/2014) [-]
turtletroll
turtletroll
#617 to #616 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
What is it with you and jews
What is it with you and jews
#619 to #618 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
What is there to understand.

"Hi syrianass whats up"

"Kek heres a jew gif"
#625 to #624 - turtletroll (07/13/2014) [-]
You when dead american soldiers
You when dead american soldiers
#580 to #579 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Not rehab   
   
Thats where addictions go to die
Not rehab

Thats where addictions go to die
User avatar #581 to #580 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
hence the response

im sure youd say that
#582 to #581 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
You will never take me alive
You will never take me alive
User avatar #583 to #582 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
we can shoot you with a couple tranqulizer darts and when you pass out...tie you down and send you to rehab
#584 to #583 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
Don't you know that Rehabs are jewish mind control camps?!
User avatar #585 to #584 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
fine
we'll just board up your bedroom windows and lock the door from the outside, and cut a small slot in the door to pass you trays of food

we'll make you wait it out in your own room till youre clean
#586 to #585 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures heroin and pumps it straight into the blood stream
Jokes on you my body naturally manufactures heroin and pumps it straight into the blood stream
User avatar #587 to #586 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
then we'll slip detox meds into your food till your body adjusts to stop making drugs
#588 to #587 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
I will just have to resort to holding my breath for long periods of time until I get high or die
User avatar #589 to #588 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
fine we'll tie you down and put an oxygen tube up your nose to force you to breathe and a feeding tube in your mouth to force feed you
User avatar #591 to #590 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
we'll clean you up and do a clockwork orange and progrm you to be anti-drug
User avatar #596 to #591 - turtletroll (07/10/2014) [-]
Turtletroll - Anti drug

kek

And should we send snizel to a tolerance camp?
User avatar #597 to #596 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
hell hes no racist he'd turn the blackest of africans into gentleman of colorhaters just by force of will
User avatar #598 to #597 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
You're right snizel is not a racist.

He is so tolerant he doesn't tolerate intolerance
User avatar #599 to #598 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
i meant so racist

Schnizel is so racist his poo comes out white
User avatar #600 to #599 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
So he is like a sea gull?
User avatar #601 to #600 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
well given how ive seen seagulls....

they gang up on smaller brown pigeons.....as if to tell the darkie fuck oiff...but when a big brown seagull comes near...white gulls run away

yeah Snizgulls
#612 to #601 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
Syrian assassin isnt a bird. He is Buzz Lightyear
#613 to #612 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
syrianassassin is a cat
User avatar #610 to #601 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
is definitely a pigeon.

He even goes around asking for donations like pigeons with food
User avatar #611 to #610 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
or is my big black penetrative daddy more like a seagull


you know...those ones that make alot of noise when someone has food and there are other gulls around.and go to the point that attack other gulls to put themselves first
User avatar #608 to #601 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
Hes a pigeon because he shits on everything and is british.

Also the middle earth eagles would only help gandalf 3 times.
User avatar #609 to #608 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
you want people who shit on everything......

that would make Phan, Dash, and pigeons
User avatar #606 to #601 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
Muddy is a pigeon
Syrian is a American passenger airliner cos 9/11
And you are obviously one of the eagles from lord of the rings
#607 to #606 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah, given how ive seen pigeons pretty much rape people being all over them, mudkipfucker is a pigeon

< and im a middle earth eagle am i?
User avatar #604 to #601 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
So if we were birds what would we be?

Dampng would be a bald eagle.
I would be a bird of paradise
And you would be a vulture
User avatar #605 to #604 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
im no scavenger,..id be a hawk or other predatory biord
User avatar #602 to #601 - turtletroll (07/11/2014) [-]
Schnizel is a seagull.

Confirmed
User avatar #603 to #602 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
right down to the point he flies over people and shits on them from above
User avatar #592 to #591 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Youre working for the reptillian shapeshifters arent you?

They want to deprive us of a self introspective trip which opens your eyes to their presence
User avatar #593 to #592 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
i dont do drugs and i see the schemes everywhere....


doing drugs just makes you too relaxed to take action
#594 to #593 - turtletroll (07/09/2014) [-]
kek you just dont know that ive been injecting pure THC into your food and drinks
User avatar #595 to #594 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Preomnor

my body says byebye to unnatural substances
User avatar #626 to #595 - turtletroll (07/13/2014) [-]
w33d aynt unnaterul u fukin kunt fuk u fukin ideit
User avatar #627 to #626 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
smoking anything is unnatural hence coughing....aka lung rejecting it
User avatar #631 to #627 - turtletroll (07/13/2014) [-]
Kurzey something strange happened last night.

I was in town with friends and when i was coming out of a club i gave this homeless guy 50p and he gave me 40 kroners.

He said "nahh mate take this pal it aint worth owt hav a good night"
User avatar #630 to #627 - turtletroll (07/13/2014) [-]
r u sayin afrikans r monkees? fukin rasist kunt fuk u m8 kunt fukin nok u owt m8 fukin prik kunt fukin nobhead kunt fukin askin 2 be sparked owt m8 fukin kunt
User avatar #628 to #627 - turtletroll (07/13/2014) [-]
than y do th afrikan trybe mastur rase do it?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????? xD u hav ben culteralee enrichd kunt
User avatar #629 to #628 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
because some animals do really stupid things

ive seen chimps try playing in the trees right aftre it rains then wonder why they slip and fall.......apes smoking drugs....similar deal....less brain power to understand doing something wrong
#530 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll need booze
User avatar #548 to #530 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 2** can turtletroll and konradkurze suck each other cocks
User avatar #561 to #548 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
well....looks like the ball has spoken
User avatar #565 to #562 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrry loves his snizzy...missed him so bad when he was gone and soo happy when he came back'

sounds like love
User avatar #549 to #548 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 1**

Can snizzy and syrian
User avatar #552 to #551 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Don't be embarrassed. I believe in gay rights. You two will be happy together.
#554 to #553 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Le may may gif
#556 to #555 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
What are you doing
What are you doing
#558 to #557 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
I dont see what any of this has to do with jews
#559 to #558 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 0**/11
#560 to #559 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You're a strange person
#566 to #563 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
&quot;Syrianassassin replied to your comment&quot;    
   
I bet its about jews. Oh look
"Syrianassassin replied to your comment"

I bet its about jews. Oh look
#574 to #573 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
let us go jihad on the religion board
let us go jihad on the religion board
User avatar #575 to #574 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
im atheeizt though
User avatar #577 to #575 - syrianassassin (07/08/2014) [-]
atheist or anything you are cool with me, just dont get in my business
User avatar #578 to #577 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Fucking muslim bitch why are you religious fuk u m8 be atheist or else fucking wot m8 fuk u prik kunt fukin kunt fuk u fuk

jk
User avatar #531 to #530 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I do have a bottle of Jack Daniels that I haven't even started to drink
User avatar #532 to #531 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 6**
magic 8ball

is turtletroll homo
User avatar #533 to #532 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I told you im not gay i just happen to suck dick
User avatar #534 to #533 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
does turtletroll have a crush on zahnrad
User avatar #535 to #534 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I dont know who that is
User avatar #536 to #535 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
hes a friendly attention whore
User avatar #537 to #536 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Like mudkipcocksucker?
User avatar #538 to #537 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
a million times less gay than muddy
User avatar #539 to #538 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Male gangbangs are a million times less gay then muddy

I wonder is snissy is still being gang raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #540 to #539 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
i dont think he fucks 50 of them

just syrianassassin
User avatar #541 to #540 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love then comes marriage then comes some fucking weird ass kebab bosnian man baby mutant thing in a baby carriage
User avatar #542 to #541 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and Schnizel
sitting in a tree
F U C K I N G

first comes sex
then comes aids
then comes more homos in their parades
User avatar #544 to #542 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I always imagined snizy and syriankebab coming out to eachother to this song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYobPvaimw4

Over coming their racial barriers in the name of love.
User avatar #545 to #544 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
well to be perfectly honest....they fight alot. but when sniz disappeared for 2 weeks, syrian started crying, he thought sniz had died and missed him so bad
User avatar #547 to #545 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
What is if snizzy died and is now a zombie?!
#564 to #547 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
he'd be a movie star
#567 to #564 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Look at this captcha i just got kek #420
User avatar #570 to #567 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
you such a stoner even FJ knows it
#571 to #570 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Raven best site on the internet
Raven best site on the internet
User avatar #572 to #571 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol i meant to type funn yjunk
User avatar #546 to #545 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
"I forgot what I started fighting for"

It the perfect song for their love
User avatar #543 to #542 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin and schnizel in the back of a taxi
S U C K I N G
First comes a reach around
Then comes mouth
Then comes schnizels ass being pound
User avatar #498 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
is turtletroll having a sulk about death grips?
User avatar #499 to #498 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes Its been a emotional week. Death grips is gone but Pink Floyd are making a new album.

I don't know how to feel
User avatar #500 to #499 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
be happy what you still have....
User avatar #501 to #500 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I have to move on/ #RIP derth grerps you will be missed by me and like 100 other people.

User avatar #502 to #501 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
im sure you'll fap to their pictures enough to keep their memory alive
#503 to #502 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
One of their album covers.

Im not sure i want to fap to this
#504 to #503 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
id fap to that

then again im a slaanesh cultist
User avatar #505 to #504 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You'd fap to Tyranid Rule 34
User avatar #507 to #506 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
But the question is. What wont you fap to?

What about a video of schnizel being raped by 50 kebabs
User avatar #508 to #507 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
wont fap to lolis, gore, or scheisse porn

wont watch schnizel porn.....fat guys are a turn off
#510 to #509 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
turtletroll faps to this
User avatar #511 to #510 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I love grape porn. Love watching some slut getting graped
#512 to #511 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
will turtletroll get graped in the mouth
User avatar #513 to #512 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 3**

Hope its one
User avatar #514 to #513 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #515 to #514 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
will joshlol grape turtletroll
User avatar #516 to #515 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Will I ever get graped

*roll 2*
User avatar #527 to #516 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 2**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #529 to #527 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Well im gonna go do it anyway

Deth Greps > Ur mosher metul musik xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


#REKT
User avatar #526 to #516 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
does turtletroll need to smoke a joint
User avatar #528 to #526 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
For fuck sake kurzey
User avatar #524 to #516 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**

is the conch made in taiwan
User avatar #525 to #524 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
IT CANT EVEN ANSWER THAT

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS SHIT CONCH
User avatar #522 to #516 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**

should i cut open a hole in turtletrolls head and plant weed seeds in his brain so he has a weed plant grow out of his own head like Harold the ghoul from fallout
User avatar #523 to #522 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
This conch has not given us one straight answer

Its not magic
User avatar #520 to #516 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
should turtletroll delete his account
User avatar #521 to #520 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
This magic conch dont know shiet
User avatar #518 to #516 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does turtletroll stash drugs up his butt
User avatar #519 to #518 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Delete pls

*roll 1*
User avatar #517 to #516 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 8**
User avatar #483 to #482 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I do drugs that havent even been invented yet
User avatar #484 to #483 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
hell

your body invents drugs from the chemical cocktail in your blood

youre so drugged up you sneeze concentrated meth
User avatar #485 to #484 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
My body is a chemical landfill site

Yesterday I snorted some Uranium. I dont get what all the fuss is about although I did get so high I grew a extra arm. Funny thing is that I must still be high because I still have the extra arm
User avatar #486 to #485 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
seriously
youre so drugged up im surprised the army hasnt sealed you in a lead -lined drum like toxic wastes usually goes into

seriously....im sure graveyards hire armed guards to stop you going in there...all those drugs in you are possibly so potent if you pissed on a dead person you'd possibly revive them

The Return Of The Living Dead II
User avatar #487 to #486 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
You don't understand kurze.

They use me as the drum. I absorb all chemical waste and shit it out totally harmless to the enviroment
User avatar #488 to #487 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell

Hoodwinked coffee clip
User avatar #489 to #488 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
If it wasn't for me the world would be like fallout
#490 to #489 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
id actually like fallout

always wanted to check out that ghoul brothel from fallout tactics
User avatar #491 to #490 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I still haven't played tactics yet.

Is it good?
User avatar #492 to #491 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
its okay, its like fallout 2 with better graphics but kinda less plot and no side quests like 2 had
User avatar #493 to #492 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I haven't played fallout 2
User avatar #494 to #493 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
*facepalm*

User avatar #495 to #494 - turtletroll (07/07/2014) [-]
I loved fallout 3 though
User avatar #496 to #495 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
well to put it gently....FO3 was the 'oblivion with guns' version of fallout

you need to play the first 2 and tactics
#476 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
you know you are trolling a troll who troll trolls
User avatar #479 to #476 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Maybe I troll trolls who troll trolls, that makes me a troll troller troll
#480 to #479 - syrianassassin (07/06/2014) [-]
no. this is called paradox
no. this is called paradox
User avatar #477 to #476 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
trollception
User avatar #452 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Mr Oizo "Flat beat" official video directed by Quentin Dupieux with Flat Eric
User avatar #497 to #452 - turtletroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I am no longer upset about death grips quitting. Cos theres a new Pink Floyd album coming out.

Aww yissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
User avatar #454 to #452 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

Now i am of high stoned to song
User avatar #453 to #452 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
best thing i ever heard 100000/10 genius
User avatar #455 to #453 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
ADAMSKI - Killer / / HD--16:9 / /
User avatar #456 to #455 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
This video contains content from UMG, Channel 5, UMPG Publishing, PRS CS, EMI Music Publishing and UMPI, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

The jews did this
User avatar #457 to #456 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Craig Trippin'

turtletroll moment
User avatar #458 to #457 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
"You a funny lookin mofucker"

Turtletroll has been saying for the past 5 hours to a glass of water
User avatar #459 to #458 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
im scared to ask what you've halluncinated
User avatar #460 to #459 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Well this one time I imagined up this crazy thing called the internet and a sort of gathering place on it. We will just call it a website for now and on it i imagined up crazy people like this one nazi guy called snisel and konradkurze. lol shit was cash
User avatar #461 to #460 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
what if....
Schnizel isnt real and hes just a figment of a collective drug hallucination....

and that 2 weeks he was 'offline' was just a break in the drug buzz before we got dosed up again then we imagined him again
User avatar #462 to #461 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Holy shiet.

What if we're all just a part of a M. Night Shyamalam movie?
User avatar #463 to #462 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
nah hes not smart enough to direct FJ

FJ is more like a Tarantino film,,..serious wtfs all the way through
#464 to #463 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Kurze playing Jules and I play Vincent.

Schnizel can be Marcellus

User avatar #467 to #466 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
You getting raped nigger
User avatar #465 to #464 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
hell i aint playing the monkey
you be jules....im more likely to be vincent and accidentally shoot someone in the head
User avatar #470 to #465 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
But don't you also die?
User avatar #471 to #470 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
yeah but i get the quirk or being killed because of a poptart
User avatar #472 to #471 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
Lets be honest.

Jules was the best character by far
User avatar #473 to #472 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
meh
more vibrant but i preferred bruce willis
User avatar #475 to #473 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
And funnier
User avatar #474 to #473 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
"I held this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for 3 years"
User avatar #481 to #474 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
wasnt that the old army guy who served with bruces dad
User avatar #468 to #465 - turtletroll (07/06/2014) [-]
I liked Jules better anyway
#430 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
i heard you are a good troll
i heard you are a good troll
User avatar #431 to #430 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
lol niggaz 9/11 was good lol fuk gaysz
#432 to #431 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 3**/11
User avatar #433 to #432 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 4**
User avatar #434 to #433 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
u nigger
#435 to #434 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Hey that's our word only we can use it.   
   
Resjist
Hey that's our word only we can use it.

Resjist
#436 to #435 - syrianassassin (07/02/2014) [-]
im muslim thats funny
im muslim thats funny
#437 to #436 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I guessed
I guessed
#439 to #438 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Atheist master belief
#442 to #441 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no jew
I'm a strong independent white boy who don't need no jew
#444 to #443 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Fucking jews
Fucking jews
#446 to #445 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
mfw i think of the 6 gazillion kabillion batrillion    
   
need to pay reparations to jews increases
mfw i think of the 6 gazillion kabillion batrillion

need to pay reparations to jews increases
User avatar #448 to #447 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
ov vey somebody is using facts. SHUT IT DOWN
#450 to #449 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Even jewish pizzas get baked.

Remember the 80000000000 quadrillion
User avatar #440 to #439 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The fuck is with that picture quality
User avatar #421 - tranquilizer (07/02/2014) [-]
Couldn't reply for some reason

I got my text on one of admin's contests, I was promised "yellow" text for best comments on the contest but got this shitty color instead.

You should've gotten color on that 500 comment
Dunno why you didn't
Maybe it's just late
User avatar #413 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
this is what goes on inside turtletrolls head

Baaa
User avatar #405 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
i like the irony of how Ice T went from being the ultimate 'fuck the police' guy to being a hardcore police detective in law and order
User avatar #406 to #405 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
They all grow out of it

It's like the edgy teens trying to copy slipknot except its about shooting niggas
User avatar #407 to #406 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
rap: grow out of it

metal: keep that shit for a lifetime
User avatar #408 to #407 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah metal is a way more varied genre

But still hip hop has its little gems but ive been listening to metal since i was 8 and I aint ever letting that shit go
User avatar #409 to #408 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
yea but then how many rappers keep going and stay any good, they pretty much turn to shit....while other music like metal, rock and others kep going

acdc, metallica, ozzy, and more...theyll probably be dead before they stop
User avatar #410 to #409 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Its only been going 20 years though metal has been going 50

#1 - Iron Maiden
#2 - Megadeth
#3 - Metallica
User avatar #411 to #410 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah but its gone downhill pretty quick.....

yeah metal has been pissed on by people who think growling like they have throat cancer is somehow 'singing' where you cant understand shit but sheep love it because it sounds rough.....but still by and large the genre has talent

rap is kinda like the short bus version of music for people too stupid to create actual soul music like hendrix, james brown and others who actually put messages in the songs instead of 'ooga booga kill cops, do drugs, smack bitches, " that modern rap is about
User avatar #412 to #411 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
The only band from the new wave i like is Killswitch engage and I only think theyre okay.

Bring me the horizon actually had a couple of decent songs I thought on their newest album. They fucking suck live though
#354 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
you must remember Roll
that little bundle of hyperactive gay love
#355 to #354 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I dont know dis niga
I dont know dis niga
User avatar #356 to #355 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/roll

Roll is love
Roll is life
Rolls gonna make
You his wife
User avatar #357 to #356 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I love your poems
User avatar #358 to #357 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
once upon a time
there was a turtletroll
and fucking all the bitches
was his lifelong goal

he decided that he would
never ever leave his bed
fucking bitches one by one
til the day that he was dead

User avatar #360 to #359 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
one day turtletroll thought
he should try doggystyle
he we to joshlols house and
ended up in the gay pile

turtletroll then cried so much
for being fucked by many men
but his ass stopped hurting
he went back for sex again

turtletrolls butt saw more rubber
than 20 miles of interstate
when asked wht he thought
he said gay manlove is great
#361 to #360 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
It was good until you made me gay
It was good until you made me gay
User avatar #363 to #361 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
many years of mansex
that turtletroll endured
then he found a lesbo
and then turtletroll was cured

he slipped the lesbo sausage
and made real woman or her
by showing that manly men
can also go down on her

turtletroll knows not what
sexuality he really is
all he knows or cares for
is about what makes him jizz
User avatar #364 to #363 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Thats more like it.

I aint no faget i just happen to like sex with men
User avatar #366 to #364 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
reminds me of an episode of law&order where ice t found out some guys poker group was a front for gay sex

he starts trying to question one guy about his secret gay life, the guy jumps up and says "it aint like that bruh....we all have wives and girlfriends......we have relationships with women,,,,just sex with men"....ice t says "well i hate to break it to you bruh, it means youre gay"
User avatar #367 to #366 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I AINT GAY I JUST LIKE COCK FUCKIN FAGGOT CUNT
User avatar #368 to #367 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
and big mushroom shaped turtle dicks huh
User avatar #369 to #368 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah

Only god can judge me
#370 to #369 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
well god made all men the way they are, so he made you gay

so he wont judge you, hes just watching to see you work the way he designed
#371 to #370 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
One more time and youre getting the back of my fin
One more time and youre getting the back of my fin
User avatar #372 to #371 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party, sparkle party

"German Sparkle Party" by The Something Experience (.com) official video
User avatar #404 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
The Roots - What They Do (No Subtitles)

You might like this. It's basically talking about how gangsta rappers are destroying what Hip Hop is about. Even the music video is a parody of a typical hip hop music video
User avatar #403 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean.

Eminem had samples from choruses from other songs in his songs like Sing for the moment had dream on by aerosmith and stan had that one song by Dido but atleast he made his own instrumentals and everything but just used a sample from another song.

User avatar #397 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
It's clever music so I don't see why just because it has rapping in it it's automatically bad
User avatar #398 to #397 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
because the rap / hiphop industry cranks out retard after retard who gets forgotten in a year or two, and gets an actual talented singer out of the bulk while other music genres have to work hard to get anywhere and make memorable singers/bands

kinda tired of hearing rap shit literally everywhere......

and also the main reason that music festival 'big day out' failed down in australia/new zealand is because they kped pushing out other singers to bring in more rapfags, then found out the hard way most rap fans there are poor as shit or unemployed and cant afford the tickets to the gig and other music fans wont go if theres only a few songs by their genres
User avatar #400 to #398 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
The Roots had great instrumentals Just listen to the guns are drawn

Nas was one of the first to do the whole gangsta rap thing and it wasnt about poppin caps in niggas it was more to do with how stupid these coons are for doing it. Wu Tang clans music was influenced by eastern asian music and had loads of references to martial art films like what bruce lee did. And death grips is the most schizophrenic, paranoid and crazy music ive heard
User avatar #402 to #400 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
just remembered

THIS motherfucker is the best semi-rap singer

Ice-T - Ricochet [ Dirty,HD ] + Lyrics !
User avatar #399 to #398 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah most rap is bad I agree but the early 90s stuff has some gems.

The Roots - Things fall apart. Is one of my favorite albums of all time along with illmatic by nas and 32 chambers by wu tang clan.

They actually had some talent and creativity but now theyve been ripped off so hard by shit talentless cunts that what they did has been bastardized to the point that I almost agree with you.
User avatar #401 to #399 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
i even heard some guy listening to some rap music where its just someone singing new lyrics over MC hammers 'cant touch this'

like seriously has rap got THAT bad, the new singers are pure taking the original music and putting their own words to it......

its one thing for singers to make parodies like al yankovic taking jackson's 'beat it' and making 'eat it' as a joke song....but taking the music and just adding new words for a serious song?

between that and singers taking their own songs and just speeding up the beat to call it a new song, makes me sad for the music industry
User avatar #393 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
I like Cream by Wu Tang Clan

I fucking love deathgrips i dont even know why
#394 to #393 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
you like your monkey music?
User avatar #395 to #394 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Death Grips is actually really creative stuff though

And only one of them is black so Yolo
User avatar #396 to #395 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
wiggers - white monkeys
User avatar #389 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
All music is real music bich Burzum - Dunkelheit
User avatar #390 to #389 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
chimp noise is not music

music is anything not rap or hiphop

here have a classic
Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son
User avatar #391 to #390 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Some Hiphop is good
User avatar #392 to #391 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
the only 2 rap songs i could say are good are the original GTA song some of us grew up with,,and cypress hill - rap superstar

Grand Theft Auto Theme (Joyride by Da Shootaz)
User avatar #384 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
That works too.

Im seeing them live next month. Along with Maiden and Slayer
User avatar #385 to #384 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Fight Until We Die!
User avatar #388 to #386 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
fuck your ultrasmurfs

here have real music

HMKids - Lost in the Darkness (Night Hunter Konrad Curze / Конрад Кёрз)
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User avatar #380 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Death Grips - Guillotine (It goes Yah)

The song that is always playing in my head 24/7
User avatar #381 to #380 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

I like turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

very turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party

turtle turtle sparkle party
sparkle party sparkle party
User avatar #382 to #381 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
ONLY THROUGH IRON MAIDEN CAN THIS CATCHY GAY SHIT BE PURGED
User avatar #383 to #382 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls with lyrics
User avatar #373 to #372 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Megadeth-Holy Wars...The Punishment Due(Studio Version)

Need to clean my ears of that mess
User avatar #374 to #373 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
*has the tv show 'queer eye for the straight guy' come visit you to give you a makeover*
User avatar #378 to #374 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Yes they are. I saw the southpark episode
User avatar #379 to #378 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
and family guy said gays are like chestburster aliens
User avatar #376 to #374 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Anyway aren't they crab people?
User avatar #377 to #376 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
no but they can give you crabs
User avatar #375 to #374 - turtletroll (06/27/2014) [-]
Maybe we could have a hot gay orgyyyyyy i mean erm fuck fagits
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User avatar #324 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
and then in the middle of a conversation....turtletroll leaves to go fap to turtle porn

rood
User avatar #346 to #324 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
The only thing rood here is your hate for turtle-human relationships
User avatar #349 to #346 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
not true
i fap to porn of the ninja turtles fucking april
#321 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #322 to #321 - turtletroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Ay fuk u mang
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