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#8 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 10/18/2013 on That fucking charmander... +83
#9 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
Oh, hello pussy.
#10 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Sup faggot
#11 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
how are you doing today?
#12 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Can`t really complain other feeling sick
#13 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
Weird i'm sick too, well i apologize that you got rolled into being a pussy, any problem you'd like to talk about?
#14 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
No problems but we can talk about random shit for a while

What music are you into?
#19 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
yes, i liked that song
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
They got some great songs and there are plenty of bands of the same sub genre that you will probably like
User avatar #168 - stenchschleifs (10/18/2013) [-]
Ever heard Raubtier?
User avatar #21 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
ok then um...what else...what kind of animals do you like?
User avatar #23 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Not many really. Hate dogs, hate cats, hate cows but I kinda like turtles. Turtle are allright
User avatar #24 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah I like turtles...especially tortoise because, fuck you they're awesome.hm what else...how do you feel about potatoes?
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I think potatoes are the worst fucking thing to happen to this and whatever country you are from.
User avatar #27 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
and why is that?
User avatar #28 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I was raped by a potato at a younger age
User avatar #29 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
Aw, I see, yes those potatoes have no self control, and are very violent.
#15 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
Punk an Metal i don't know much metal i just prefer it over the other crap out there and what kind of music do you like?
User avatar #17 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Metal mostly.

And the band pictured you should check em out. Sabaton - Ghost Division is a good start
User avatar #18 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
then in that case if you'd like to know more about the music i like Wild In the Streets by Circle Jerks or Clean Sheets by the Descendants would be good places to begin or Every Bodies Girl by the Dwarves
User avatar #16 - stoicnick (10/18/2013) [-]
and*
#14 - The kind of "metal head" I really hate are the ones …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Varg you silly goose 0
User avatar #15 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
hmm... I'd only say that the only genres that I'd say that to are post hardcore and pop punk fans, it's not metal (or at least not most of it). other than that. I kinda semi agree with ya'
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I got grief for liking Slipknot and apparently now i`m not a true metal head. That annoys me because I also enjoy Burzum, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost and Bathory. That kind of music aswell as death metal etc.
User avatar #17 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
The Slipknot one has been going on for years, it's probably because they're such a popular band, they're clearly metal. though, I am being a bit hypocritical here, when ever I meet people I,E metal heads and they say their favorite band is Slipknot I kinda can't resist the urge to say "do you like anything else?" in a kinda fear like reflex to think they only listen to it because *it's a scene thing*
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s kinda weird with Slipknot because they have a niche I guess in metal with their sound which makes a lot of their fans only listen to them in metal instead of enjoying the whole genre
User avatar #19 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
mhmm, it kinda ruins the whole concept of metal, it's a wide variety like most genres, but to most it's unheard of, for example; I went to a gig 3 days ago to see Children of Bodom, Napalm death, Medeia and Insomnium and I took alot a mate, he was only into Metallica, and that's about it. once the gig was over and I finally found him throughout the mosh(s) he came up to me and said "dude, there is so much more to metal, I didn't know it could be so harsh and brutal". I won't see him for a few weeks but I hope I've kinda opened his mind to a knew world.

As for Slipknot, enjoy whilst ya' can! Corey's voice can only take so much!
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s abit stupid. My favorite band at the moment is Sabaton and Rammstein. Both of them are foreign and he doesn`t like Rammstein because it`s in German
User avatar #25 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Rammstein myself, but that's not because of the language. I kinda can't listen to any music in any other language other than Finnish or English due to the fact that I don't want to get confused with any other languages until I learn Finnish fluently.

Your friends reasoning is pretty awful, I would call him a racist, but I'm not sure if I can pull such a strong accusation.
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He`s not really racist but just uninformed. And is it hard learning Finnish? I`m looking for a language to learn in my spare time
User avatar #27 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right. hopefully he will be corrected!

Finnish is insane. they have very small alterations in their words that can change a whole sentence, some that don't even make sense in a sentence!
for example;
"hei, kuinka voitte?"
(meaning how are you)
is weird, in the next sentence in responce it is
"olen hyvä. kuinka voit?"
(I am good. How are you?)
if you were to write "voitte" instead, it wouldn't make any sense for some reason.

Don't let me put you off! if you want to learn Finnish go for it! but I warn ya' I've only learnt the basics and I've been trying for 2 years dedicated aswell.

If you're to learn a language, I'd advise Swedish, the language system is very similar to that of English, and lots of words are too, for example ; kung means king, and hej (pronounced; hey) is hello
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I actually saw Slipknot in June and you could tell his voice wasn`t holding strong but still they put on a fucking great show. A big festival thing and I went with a few friends and one of them was just like the guy you described. He only listened to Slipknot and Bullet for my valentine. That kindof thing but he`s still really close minded about metal
User avatar #21 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I saw Slipknot at Sonisphere 2011, Corey really seemed as if he was gunna drop at any second, he couldn't grow, he tried and all that came out were weak yells =/ quite a shame really.

Hopefully your mate will open up a bit and get a better understanding of the whole genre.
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He said something about next years lineup saying that he hopes there will be no foreign bands. Even though we are from england and most of the bands he loves are american
User avatar #23 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
that's ridiculous. nearly all of my favorite bands are from Finland and Norway. it never bothers me! It actually makes me really happy knowing that a genre has widespread so far since the days of Black Sabbath!
#12 - Yeah but it`s still a shame that he was the one to influence i…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Varg you silly goose 0
User avatar #13 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree anymore.

Seems great actually talking to a metal head who actually knows what they're talking about for once as appose to "Metallica, Hurr Durr"
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
The kind of "metal head" I really hate are the ones who say shit like some metal bands aren`t "real metal".

That makes me so mad.
User avatar #15 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
hmm... I'd only say that the only genres that I'd say that to are post hardcore and pop punk fans, it's not metal (or at least not most of it). other than that. I kinda semi agree with ya'
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I got grief for liking Slipknot and apparently now i`m not a true metal head. That annoys me because I also enjoy Burzum, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost and Bathory. That kind of music aswell as death metal etc.
User avatar #17 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
The Slipknot one has been going on for years, it's probably because they're such a popular band, they're clearly metal. though, I am being a bit hypocritical here, when ever I meet people I,E metal heads and they say their favorite band is Slipknot I kinda can't resist the urge to say "do you like anything else?" in a kinda fear like reflex to think they only listen to it because *it's a scene thing*
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s kinda weird with Slipknot because they have a niche I guess in metal with their sound which makes a lot of their fans only listen to them in metal instead of enjoying the whole genre
User avatar #19 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
mhmm, it kinda ruins the whole concept of metal, it's a wide variety like most genres, but to most it's unheard of, for example; I went to a gig 3 days ago to see Children of Bodom, Napalm death, Medeia and Insomnium and I took alot a mate, he was only into Metallica, and that's about it. once the gig was over and I finally found him throughout the mosh(s) he came up to me and said "dude, there is so much more to metal, I didn't know it could be so harsh and brutal". I won't see him for a few weeks but I hope I've kinda opened his mind to a knew world.

As for Slipknot, enjoy whilst ya' can! Corey's voice can only take so much!
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s abit stupid. My favorite band at the moment is Sabaton and Rammstein. Both of them are foreign and he doesn`t like Rammstein because it`s in German
User avatar #25 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Rammstein myself, but that's not because of the language. I kinda can't listen to any music in any other language other than Finnish or English due to the fact that I don't want to get confused with any other languages until I learn Finnish fluently.

Your friends reasoning is pretty awful, I would call him a racist, but I'm not sure if I can pull such a strong accusation.
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He`s not really racist but just uninformed. And is it hard learning Finnish? I`m looking for a language to learn in my spare time
User avatar #27 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right. hopefully he will be corrected!

Finnish is insane. they have very small alterations in their words that can change a whole sentence, some that don't even make sense in a sentence!
for example;
"hei, kuinka voitte?"
(meaning how are you)
is weird, in the next sentence in responce it is
"olen hyvä. kuinka voit?"
(I am good. How are you?)
if you were to write "voitte" instead, it wouldn't make any sense for some reason.

Don't let me put you off! if you want to learn Finnish go for it! but I warn ya' I've only learnt the basics and I've been trying for 2 years dedicated aswell.

If you're to learn a language, I'd advise Swedish, the language system is very similar to that of English, and lots of words are too, for example ; kung means king, and hej (pronounced; hey) is hello
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I actually saw Slipknot in June and you could tell his voice wasn`t holding strong but still they put on a fucking great show. A big festival thing and I went with a few friends and one of them was just like the guy you described. He only listened to Slipknot and Bullet for my valentine. That kindof thing but he`s still really close minded about metal
User avatar #21 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I saw Slipknot at Sonisphere 2011, Corey really seemed as if he was gunna drop at any second, he couldn't grow, he tried and all that came out were weak yells =/ quite a shame really.

Hopefully your mate will open up a bit and get a better understanding of the whole genre.
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He said something about next years lineup saying that he hopes there will be no foreign bands. Even though we are from england and most of the bands he loves are american
User avatar #23 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
that's ridiculous. nearly all of my favorite bands are from Finland and Norway. it never bothers me! It actually makes me really happy knowing that a genre has widespread so far since the days of Black Sabbath!
#10 - It`s that old idea of if you have a problem then you **…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Varg you silly goose 0
User avatar #11 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right, I think I understand. Yeah, but that's kinda what gave Black metal its image.
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but it`s still a shame that he was the one to influence it all. He made some really good music but he`s a cunt in short
User avatar #13 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree anymore.

Seems great actually talking to a metal head who actually knows what they're talking about for once as appose to "Metallica, Hurr Durr"
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
The kind of "metal head" I really hate are the ones who say shit like some metal bands aren`t "real metal".

That makes me so mad.
User avatar #15 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
hmm... I'd only say that the only genres that I'd say that to are post hardcore and pop punk fans, it's not metal (or at least not most of it). other than that. I kinda semi agree with ya'
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I got grief for liking Slipknot and apparently now i`m not a true metal head. That annoys me because I also enjoy Burzum, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost and Bathory. That kind of music aswell as death metal etc.
User avatar #17 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
The Slipknot one has been going on for years, it's probably because they're such a popular band, they're clearly metal. though, I am being a bit hypocritical here, when ever I meet people I,E metal heads and they say their favorite band is Slipknot I kinda can't resist the urge to say "do you like anything else?" in a kinda fear like reflex to think they only listen to it because *it's a scene thing*
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s kinda weird with Slipknot because they have a niche I guess in metal with their sound which makes a lot of their fans only listen to them in metal instead of enjoying the whole genre
User avatar #19 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
mhmm, it kinda ruins the whole concept of metal, it's a wide variety like most genres, but to most it's unheard of, for example; I went to a gig 3 days ago to see Children of Bodom, Napalm death, Medeia and Insomnium and I took alot a mate, he was only into Metallica, and that's about it. once the gig was over and I finally found him throughout the mosh(s) he came up to me and said "dude, there is so much more to metal, I didn't know it could be so harsh and brutal". I won't see him for a few weeks but I hope I've kinda opened his mind to a knew world.

As for Slipknot, enjoy whilst ya' can! Corey's voice can only take so much!
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s abit stupid. My favorite band at the moment is Sabaton and Rammstein. Both of them are foreign and he doesn`t like Rammstein because it`s in German
User avatar #25 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Rammstein myself, but that's not because of the language. I kinda can't listen to any music in any other language other than Finnish or English due to the fact that I don't want to get confused with any other languages until I learn Finnish fluently.

Your friends reasoning is pretty awful, I would call him a racist, but I'm not sure if I can pull such a strong accusation.
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He`s not really racist but just uninformed. And is it hard learning Finnish? I`m looking for a language to learn in my spare time
User avatar #27 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right. hopefully he will be corrected!

Finnish is insane. they have very small alterations in their words that can change a whole sentence, some that don't even make sense in a sentence!
for example;
"hei, kuinka voitte?"
(meaning how are you)
is weird, in the next sentence in responce it is
"olen hyvä. kuinka voit?"
(I am good. How are you?)
if you were to write "voitte" instead, it wouldn't make any sense for some reason.

Don't let me put you off! if you want to learn Finnish go for it! but I warn ya' I've only learnt the basics and I've been trying for 2 years dedicated aswell.

If you're to learn a language, I'd advise Swedish, the language system is very similar to that of English, and lots of words are too, for example ; kung means king, and hej (pronounced; hey) is hello
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I actually saw Slipknot in June and you could tell his voice wasn`t holding strong but still they put on a fucking great show. A big festival thing and I went with a few friends and one of them was just like the guy you described. He only listened to Slipknot and Bullet for my valentine. That kindof thing but he`s still really close minded about metal
User avatar #21 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I saw Slipknot at Sonisphere 2011, Corey really seemed as if he was gunna drop at any second, he couldn't grow, he tried and all that came out were weak yells =/ quite a shame really.

Hopefully your mate will open up a bit and get a better understanding of the whole genre.
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He said something about next years lineup saying that he hopes there will be no foreign bands. Even though we are from england and most of the bands he loves are american
User avatar #23 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
that's ridiculous. nearly all of my favorite bands are from Finland and Norway. it never bothers me! It actually makes me really happy knowing that a genre has widespread so far since the days of Black Sabbath!
#8 - Well all he had was rumors from friends that euronymous was go…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Varg you silly goose 0
User avatar #9 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Ah, so basically; Varg is a stubborn bastard who doesn't think too right?

But, then again, Eurony' was a complete nutter too, not sure if as crazy as Dead, but mad.
User avatar #10 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
It`s that old idea of if you have a problem then you fucking solve it on the spot and you don`t get others involved. And honestly they are all a bit messed up
User avatar #11 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right, I think I understand. Yeah, but that's kinda what gave Black metal its image.
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but it`s still a shame that he was the one to influence it all. He made some really good music but he`s a cunt in short
User avatar #13 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree anymore.

Seems great actually talking to a metal head who actually knows what they're talking about for once as appose to "Metallica, Hurr Durr"
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
The kind of "metal head" I really hate are the ones who say shit like some metal bands aren`t "real metal".

That makes me so mad.
User avatar #15 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
hmm... I'd only say that the only genres that I'd say that to are post hardcore and pop punk fans, it's not metal (or at least not most of it). other than that. I kinda semi agree with ya'
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I got grief for liking Slipknot and apparently now i`m not a true metal head. That annoys me because I also enjoy Burzum, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost and Bathory. That kind of music aswell as death metal etc.
User avatar #17 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
The Slipknot one has been going on for years, it's probably because they're such a popular band, they're clearly metal. though, I am being a bit hypocritical here, when ever I meet people I,E metal heads and they say their favorite band is Slipknot I kinda can't resist the urge to say "do you like anything else?" in a kinda fear like reflex to think they only listen to it because *it's a scene thing*
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s kinda weird with Slipknot because they have a niche I guess in metal with their sound which makes a lot of their fans only listen to them in metal instead of enjoying the whole genre
User avatar #19 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
mhmm, it kinda ruins the whole concept of metal, it's a wide variety like most genres, but to most it's unheard of, for example; I went to a gig 3 days ago to see Children of Bodom, Napalm death, Medeia and Insomnium and I took alot a mate, he was only into Metallica, and that's about it. once the gig was over and I finally found him throughout the mosh(s) he came up to me and said "dude, there is so much more to metal, I didn't know it could be so harsh and brutal". I won't see him for a few weeks but I hope I've kinda opened his mind to a knew world.

As for Slipknot, enjoy whilst ya' can! Corey's voice can only take so much!
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s abit stupid. My favorite band at the moment is Sabaton and Rammstein. Both of them are foreign and he doesn`t like Rammstein because it`s in German
User avatar #25 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Rammstein myself, but that's not because of the language. I kinda can't listen to any music in any other language other than Finnish or English due to the fact that I don't want to get confused with any other languages until I learn Finnish fluently.

Your friends reasoning is pretty awful, I would call him a racist, but I'm not sure if I can pull such a strong accusation.
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He`s not really racist but just uninformed. And is it hard learning Finnish? I`m looking for a language to learn in my spare time
User avatar #27 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right. hopefully he will be corrected!

Finnish is insane. they have very small alterations in their words that can change a whole sentence, some that don't even make sense in a sentence!
for example;
"hei, kuinka voitte?"
(meaning how are you)
is weird, in the next sentence in responce it is
"olen hyvä. kuinka voit?"
(I am good. How are you?)
if you were to write "voitte" instead, it wouldn't make any sense for some reason.

Don't let me put you off! if you want to learn Finnish go for it! but I warn ya' I've only learnt the basics and I've been trying for 2 years dedicated aswell.

If you're to learn a language, I'd advise Swedish, the language system is very similar to that of English, and lots of words are too, for example ; kung means king, and hej (pronounced; hey) is hello
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I actually saw Slipknot in June and you could tell his voice wasn`t holding strong but still they put on a fucking great show. A big festival thing and I went with a few friends and one of them was just like the guy you described. He only listened to Slipknot and Bullet for my valentine. That kindof thing but he`s still really close minded about metal
User avatar #21 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I saw Slipknot at Sonisphere 2011, Corey really seemed as if he was gunna drop at any second, he couldn't grow, he tried and all that came out were weak yells =/ quite a shame really.

Hopefully your mate will open up a bit and get a better understanding of the whole genre.
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He said something about next years lineup saying that he hopes there will be no foreign bands. Even though we are from england and most of the bands he loves are american
User avatar #23 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
that's ridiculous. nearly all of my favorite bands are from Finland and Norway. it never bothers me! It actually makes me really happy knowing that a genre has widespread so far since the days of Black Sabbath!
#6 - Although it`s disputed that Euronymous planned on killing him …  [+] (21 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Varg you silly goose 0
User avatar #7 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Hmm... I guess it is hard to believe hardly anything he says. As for the self defense point, Varg is an idiot in killing Eurony' at his doorstep, despite being a good ol' black metal madman he could of gone to the police for protection, I'm sure even back then they would of done something.
User avatar #8 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Well all he had was rumors from friends that euronymous was going to kill him and Varg already disliked him at that point. And I doubt he`s the kinda guy to go to the police with a problem he can solve himself
User avatar #9 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Ah, so basically; Varg is a stubborn bastard who doesn't think too right?

But, then again, Eurony' was a complete nutter too, not sure if as crazy as Dead, but mad.
User avatar #10 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
It`s that old idea of if you have a problem then you fucking solve it on the spot and you don`t get others involved. And honestly they are all a bit messed up
User avatar #11 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right, I think I understand. Yeah, but that's kinda what gave Black metal its image.
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but it`s still a shame that he was the one to influence it all. He made some really good music but he`s a cunt in short
User avatar #13 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree anymore.

Seems great actually talking to a metal head who actually knows what they're talking about for once as appose to "Metallica, Hurr Durr"
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
The kind of "metal head" I really hate are the ones who say shit like some metal bands aren`t "real metal".

That makes me so mad.
User avatar #15 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
hmm... I'd only say that the only genres that I'd say that to are post hardcore and pop punk fans, it's not metal (or at least not most of it). other than that. I kinda semi agree with ya'
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I got grief for liking Slipknot and apparently now i`m not a true metal head. That annoys me because I also enjoy Burzum, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost and Bathory. That kind of music aswell as death metal etc.
User avatar #17 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
The Slipknot one has been going on for years, it's probably because they're such a popular band, they're clearly metal. though, I am being a bit hypocritical here, when ever I meet people I,E metal heads and they say their favorite band is Slipknot I kinda can't resist the urge to say "do you like anything else?" in a kinda fear like reflex to think they only listen to it because *it's a scene thing*
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s kinda weird with Slipknot because they have a niche I guess in metal with their sound which makes a lot of their fans only listen to them in metal instead of enjoying the whole genre
User avatar #19 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
mhmm, it kinda ruins the whole concept of metal, it's a wide variety like most genres, but to most it's unheard of, for example; I went to a gig 3 days ago to see Children of Bodom, Napalm death, Medeia and Insomnium and I took alot a mate, he was only into Metallica, and that's about it. once the gig was over and I finally found him throughout the mosh(s) he came up to me and said "dude, there is so much more to metal, I didn't know it could be so harsh and brutal". I won't see him for a few weeks but I hope I've kinda opened his mind to a knew world.

As for Slipknot, enjoy whilst ya' can! Corey's voice can only take so much!
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s abit stupid. My favorite band at the moment is Sabaton and Rammstein. Both of them are foreign and he doesn`t like Rammstein because it`s in German
User avatar #25 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Rammstein myself, but that's not because of the language. I kinda can't listen to any music in any other language other than Finnish or English due to the fact that I don't want to get confused with any other languages until I learn Finnish fluently.

Your friends reasoning is pretty awful, I would call him a racist, but I'm not sure if I can pull such a strong accusation.
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He`s not really racist but just uninformed. And is it hard learning Finnish? I`m looking for a language to learn in my spare time
User avatar #27 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right. hopefully he will be corrected!

Finnish is insane. they have very small alterations in their words that can change a whole sentence, some that don't even make sense in a sentence!
for example;
"hei, kuinka voitte?"
(meaning how are you)
is weird, in the next sentence in responce it is
"olen hyvä. kuinka voit?"
(I am good. How are you?)
if you were to write "voitte" instead, it wouldn't make any sense for some reason.

Don't let me put you off! if you want to learn Finnish go for it! but I warn ya' I've only learnt the basics and I've been trying for 2 years dedicated aswell.

If you're to learn a language, I'd advise Swedish, the language system is very similar to that of English, and lots of words are too, for example ; kung means king, and hej (pronounced; hey) is hello
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I actually saw Slipknot in June and you could tell his voice wasn`t holding strong but still they put on a fucking great show. A big festival thing and I went with a few friends and one of them was just like the guy you described. He only listened to Slipknot and Bullet for my valentine. That kindof thing but he`s still really close minded about metal
User avatar #21 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I saw Slipknot at Sonisphere 2011, Corey really seemed as if he was gunna drop at any second, he couldn't grow, he tried and all that came out were weak yells =/ quite a shame really.

Hopefully your mate will open up a bit and get a better understanding of the whole genre.
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He said something about next years lineup saying that he hopes there will be no foreign bands. Even though we are from england and most of the bands he loves are american
User avatar #23 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
that's ridiculous. nearly all of my favorite bands are from Finland and Norway. it never bothers me! It actually makes me really happy knowing that a genre has widespread so far since the days of Black Sabbath!
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User avatar #5 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
...And the death of Euronymous.

you must admit he did make some danm good black metal though.
#29 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh his music is great. I love the musician, but I can't stand the man. So long as the offensive opinions aren't present in the music, I'll keep listening to it.
User avatar #6 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Although it`s disputed that Euronymous planned on killing him and it was in self defense but you can`t really believe half the shit he says.
User avatar #7 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Hmm... I guess it is hard to believe hardly anything he says. As for the self defense point, Varg is an idiot in killing Eurony' at his doorstep, despite being a good ol' black metal madman he could of gone to the police for protection, I'm sure even back then they would of done something.
User avatar #8 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Well all he had was rumors from friends that euronymous was going to kill him and Varg already disliked him at that point. And I doubt he`s the kinda guy to go to the police with a problem he can solve himself
User avatar #9 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Ah, so basically; Varg is a stubborn bastard who doesn't think too right?

But, then again, Eurony' was a complete nutter too, not sure if as crazy as Dead, but mad.
User avatar #10 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
It`s that old idea of if you have a problem then you fucking solve it on the spot and you don`t get others involved. And honestly they are all a bit messed up
User avatar #11 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right, I think I understand. Yeah, but that's kinda what gave Black metal its image.
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but it`s still a shame that he was the one to influence it all. He made some really good music but he`s a cunt in short
User avatar #13 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree anymore.

Seems great actually talking to a metal head who actually knows what they're talking about for once as appose to "Metallica, Hurr Durr"
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
The kind of "metal head" I really hate are the ones who say shit like some metal bands aren`t "real metal".

That makes me so mad.
User avatar #15 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
hmm... I'd only say that the only genres that I'd say that to are post hardcore and pop punk fans, it's not metal (or at least not most of it). other than that. I kinda semi agree with ya'
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I got grief for liking Slipknot and apparently now i`m not a true metal head. That annoys me because I also enjoy Burzum, Darkthrone, Celtic Frost and Bathory. That kind of music aswell as death metal etc.
User avatar #17 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
The Slipknot one has been going on for years, it's probably because they're such a popular band, they're clearly metal. though, I am being a bit hypocritical here, when ever I meet people I,E metal heads and they say their favorite band is Slipknot I kinda can't resist the urge to say "do you like anything else?" in a kinda fear like reflex to think they only listen to it because *it's a scene thing*
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s kinda weird with Slipknot because they have a niche I guess in metal with their sound which makes a lot of their fans only listen to them in metal instead of enjoying the whole genre
User avatar #19 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
mhmm, it kinda ruins the whole concept of metal, it's a wide variety like most genres, but to most it's unheard of, for example; I went to a gig 3 days ago to see Children of Bodom, Napalm death, Medeia and Insomnium and I took alot a mate, he was only into Metallica, and that's about it. once the gig was over and I finally found him throughout the mosh(s) he came up to me and said "dude, there is so much more to metal, I didn't know it could be so harsh and brutal". I won't see him for a few weeks but I hope I've kinda opened his mind to a knew world.

As for Slipknot, enjoy whilst ya' can! Corey's voice can only take so much!
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah it`s abit stupid. My favorite band at the moment is Sabaton and Rammstein. Both of them are foreign and he doesn`t like Rammstein because it`s in German
User avatar #25 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Rammstein myself, but that's not because of the language. I kinda can't listen to any music in any other language other than Finnish or English due to the fact that I don't want to get confused with any other languages until I learn Finnish fluently.

Your friends reasoning is pretty awful, I would call him a racist, but I'm not sure if I can pull such a strong accusation.
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He`s not really racist but just uninformed. And is it hard learning Finnish? I`m looking for a language to learn in my spare time
User avatar #27 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
ah, right. hopefully he will be corrected!

Finnish is insane. they have very small alterations in their words that can change a whole sentence, some that don't even make sense in a sentence!
for example;
"hei, kuinka voitte?"
(meaning how are you)
is weird, in the next sentence in responce it is
"olen hyvä. kuinka voit?"
(I am good. How are you?)
if you were to write "voitte" instead, it wouldn't make any sense for some reason.

Don't let me put you off! if you want to learn Finnish go for it! but I warn ya' I've only learnt the basics and I've been trying for 2 years dedicated aswell.

If you're to learn a language, I'd advise Swedish, the language system is very similar to that of English, and lots of words are too, for example ; kung means king, and hej (pronounced; hey) is hello
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I actually saw Slipknot in June and you could tell his voice wasn`t holding strong but still they put on a fucking great show. A big festival thing and I went with a few friends and one of them was just like the guy you described. He only listened to Slipknot and Bullet for my valentine. That kindof thing but he`s still really close minded about metal
User avatar #21 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
I saw Slipknot at Sonisphere 2011, Corey really seemed as if he was gunna drop at any second, he couldn't grow, he tried and all that came out were weak yells =/ quite a shame really.

Hopefully your mate will open up a bit and get a better understanding of the whole genre.
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
He said something about next years lineup saying that he hopes there will be no foreign bands. Even though we are from england and most of the bands he loves are american
User avatar #23 - warofsodom (10/18/2013) [-]
that's ridiculous. nearly all of my favorite bands are from Finland and Norway. it never bothers me! It actually makes me really happy knowing that a genre has widespread so far since the days of Black Sabbath!
User avatar #3 - ljxjlos (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, he has kind of a twisted personallity.

I sometimes feel a bit ashamed to like his music...
#30 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/20/2013) [-]
Don't feel ashamed of it. There's a ton of entertainers, artists, producers, etc. that are shitty people but millions of people still enjoy their art. He doesn't let his political/moral leanings pervade his music, so it is a totally separate thing.
User avatar #4 - turtletroll (10/18/2013) [-]
I like some of the things he comes out with but he normally isn`t saying everything he thinks about the subject because it`s so extreme.

And yeah I like his music too
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User avatar #2 - mrcrazycooper (10/17/2013) [-]
I get that, its more to show what happens when it goes wrong
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (10/17/2013) [-]
Well you where saying it was bullshit and not to do it.

But to be honest I don`t really care because I don`t even own a ping pong ball
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#3 - grubbug (10/16/2013) [-]
hahah whatever you'd like, nice pun btw
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User avatar #2 - jacencaedus (10/16/2013) [-]
and I know Clinton left us with a surplus, of course, see how long THAT lasted
#4 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
Clinton had little effect on the economy, we had a surplus because of the tech boom.
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User avatar #48 - alstorp (10/16/2013) [-]
I sweAR THIS SITE IS ON DRUGS
User avatar #56 - subadanus (10/16/2013) [-]
am i thE ONLY ONE WHO
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User avatar #82 - theluppijackal (12/13/2013) [-]
did you watch sopranos?
User avatar #83 - turtletroll (12/15/2013) [-]
I actually ordered the first season a few days ago

User avatar #84 - theluppijackal (12/15/2013) [-]
noice
#55 - robdabob (10/16/2013) [-]
If you haven't seen The Sopranos, you've really missed out, it's one of the best TV-Shows i've ever seen, rip James G.
User avatar #40 - respectyourmom (10/16/2013) [-]
i agree that the wire is a great show. its number 2 on my list behing BB
User avatar #30 - theluppijackal (10/15/2013) [-]
tits yeah the sopranos is worth watching!
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (10/15/2013) [-]
Once i`ve finished with the last few episodes of breaking bad ill definitely give The Sopranos a watch
#51 - She shouldn`t have been mething around when she has kids. 10/15/2013 on my mom in a nutshell.. 0
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User avatar #143 - achimp (10/15/2013) [-]
And kids aren't learning how to do well on a test?

Have you taken an AP course? Teachers teach directly to a test - and the students learn.
#135 - Again its the system that pushes the teachers into just teachi…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Let me send thsi to the... 0
User avatar #141 - achimp (10/15/2013) [-]
How do you suggest a students progress is measured?
User avatar #142 - turtletroll (10/15/2013) [-]
What i`m trying to say is that they aren`t learning anything but how to pass grades. If the main thing you`re learning is how to do well in a test then what are you really learning
User avatar #143 - achimp (10/15/2013) [-]
And kids aren't learning how to do well on a test?

Have you taken an AP course? Teachers teach directly to a test - and the students learn.
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#121 - konradkurze (19 hours ago) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
what turtletroll hallucinates when hes stoned
User avatar #122 to #121 - turtletroll (14 hours ago) [-]
Weed doesnt make you hallucinate like that mah niegga.

420 get your facts right <3
User avatar #123 to #122 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
implying you just use weed
User avatar #124 to #123 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
Fuk u sayin m8? u sayin im a wasteman m8?
User avatar #125 to #124 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
well to put it nicely....you make charlie sheen look clean
User avatar #126 to #125 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
You mean Charlie Sheen the actor? He is a upstanding member of the community and a well respected actor.
#127 to #126 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
< related for you
User avatar #128 to #127 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
And now you mock Amy Winehouse. Have you no respect. I will not let you mock this innocent woman
User avatar #129 to #128 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
theyre all junkies
your perfect role models
User avatar #130 to #129 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
(((( Your words cut deep
User avatar #132 to #130 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
sheen the actor had his time now hes old news
winehouse died before she unlocked her true potential as a singer

and Lady Gaga is awesome despite being slutty irl
User avatar #133 to #132 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
So you are saying I have the potential to be amazing?
User avatar #134 to #133 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
well.....

bob marley - used drugs
winehouse
bob dylan
charlie sheen
nick nolte, courtney love, lady gaga, rodney dangerfield.....etc

many good celebrities used drugs, maybe you might rise to fame too
User avatar #135 to #134 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
Wow all I need now is a talent

User avatar #136 to #135 - konradkurze (13 hours ago) [-]
hell ashton kutchner has no ******* talent but he made it big as the drug addict son from that 70s show
User avatar #137 to #136 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
Wise words with Kurzey.

Be a stoner with no talent and you still have a chance of being famous.

Thanks friend i will take this new information and apply it to everything i do
User avatar #106 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
Dude send me the full specs here.
The site chat wont work.
User avatar #109 to #106 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
Just going to install drivers and then we can play some shiet
User avatar #107 to #106 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
4.2 ghz. 8 gb ram. 1 tb hardrive. 2mb graphics card. AMD 8750D i think.

It was really really cheap so i thought i might aswell get it and save the 1000 year wait until i have enough money for a really good one
User avatar #110 to #107 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
I think you mean 2 gb graphics
User avatar #113 to #110 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
Thats the one

Whats your steam name?
User avatar #114 to #113 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
check out my links and it's Tvrtko I Kotromanić
User avatar #115 to #114 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
Just sent a friend request

User avatar #117 to #116 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
I will need to install the games aswell.

What would you want to play?
User avatar #118 to #117 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
Goat simulator, jk, IDK Team fortress 2
User avatar #119 to #118 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
What about farming simulator 2012?

Ive heard they added new tractors in the latest patch
User avatar #120 to #119 - schnizel (04/02/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #108 to #107 - turtletroll (04/02/2014) [-]
And windows 7
User avatar #104 - konradkurze (03/27/2014) [-]
i think this sums up what goes on inside TurtleTrolls head

www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4373478/A+Brief+Description+Of+The+Internet/
User avatar #94 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause
User avatar #95 to #94 - turtletroll (02/10/2014) [-]
How do I give them you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - konradkurze (02/11/2014) [-]
sent you a trade request
User avatar #98 to #97 - konradkurze (02/11/2014) [-]
bro-fist
User avatar #100 to #98 - turtletroll (02/15/2014) [-]
I like your colored text
User avatar #101 to #100 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
i love it
makes me feel pretty
User avatar #102 to #101 - turtletroll (02/16/2014) [-]
You are pretty <3 xxx
User avatar #103 to #102 - konradkurze (02/17/2014) [-]

oh you sweet talker
User avatar #99 to #98 - turtletroll (02/11/2014) [-]
no problem man.

Feel free to ask for more when I get more
User avatar #85 - konradkurze (02/08/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kilroydotexe **

this person will make turtletroll their bitch
User avatar #87 to #86 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
I am your bitch apparently.

How may i serve master
User avatar #88 to #87 - kilroydotexe (02/08/2014) [-]
make me a PIZZA
User avatar #89 to #88 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
Where do I send it to?

User avatar #90 to #89 - kilroydotexe (02/08/2014) [-]
my mailbox
User avatar #91 to #90 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
And where is that?
User avatar #92 to #91 - kilroydotexe (02/08/2014) [-]
in the moon
User avatar #93 to #92 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
Sent it m'lord
#75 - konradkurze (02/08/2014) [-]
Schnizel is lazy

< hed just spend all day thinking about it then decide,.....nah...pc games come before wrath
User avatar #76 to #75 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
No.

He is Schnitler. Sent to eRADDAcate the jews.

I would die for him. He is our saviour.
User avatar #77 to #76 - konradkurze (02/08/2014) [-]
yeah he'll kill ******* and jews no problem,.,....but he's too lazy to do anthing that takes effort, like punishing me
User avatar #79 to #77 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
No I am the lord's right arm. I am his wrath, and if he wants you dead he would need only ask.

His rule is undeniable. 11 score on flappy bird
User avatar #80 to #79 - konradkurze (02/08/2014) [-]
dude
have you even seen what he does with his right hand...if youre doing that for him i dont wanna know about it....

User avatar #81 to #80 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
He makes me do terrible things... Unspeakable things.

He has a midget ******
User avatar #83 to #81 - konradkurze (02/08/2014) [-]
so thats why minime hasnt been around in more movies
hes hiding his black cherry from Schnizel rape
User avatar #84 to #83 - turtletroll (02/08/2014) [-]
Actually minime is in Scnizzys midget dungeon.

His ******* is bigger then him now
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#63 - konradkurze (02/01/2014) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
User avatar #64 to #63 - turtletroll (02/01/2014) [-]
Drugs are my friend
#65 to #64 - konradkurze (02/01/2014) [-]
< turtletroll and friends
User avatar #66 to #65 - turtletroll (02/01/2014) [-]
But seriously man can you hook a ***** up?
User avatar #67 to #66 - konradkurze (02/01/2014) [-]
i dont know anyone who uses drugs, sorry bro
User avatar #68 to #67 - turtletroll (02/01/2014) [-]
why. drugs r gud for goys
User avatar #69 to #68 - konradkurze (02/01/2014) [-]
drugs are for people with no life
User avatar #71 to #69 - turtletroll (02/01/2014) [-]
420 blz it fgt
User avatar #73 to #72 - turtletroll (02/01/2014) [-]
b-but everyone else does it. So it must be cool
User avatar #70 to #69 - turtletroll (02/01/2014) [-]
Ive done extasy and **** .

Wat u sayin m8. il bash ye fukin ed in i swer on me mum
User avatar #60 - schnizel (01/19/2014) [-]
hows life
User avatar #61 to #60 - turtletroll (01/19/2014) [-]
Not too bad.

Living the life. I have a kebab right now. Should I remove it or what?
User avatar #62 to #61 - schnizel (01/20/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #58 - schnizel (12/16/2013) [-]
I claim your wall virginity infidel .
User avatar #59 to #58 - turtletroll (12/20/2013) [-]
Be gentle <3
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