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#4017 - wat u mean  [+] (14 new replies) 07/13/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4018 - omarakbar (07/13/2016) [-]
"hey theres other people on FJ into psychedelics"

turtle has found his clan of fellow junkies
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#4019 - turtletroll (07/13/2016) [-]
think you need to look into psychedelics lad
#4020 - omarakbar (07/13/2016) [-]
like LSD
totally not a drug right
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#4021 - turtletroll (07/13/2016) [-]
you can only really use it once every 9 days at the most.`

Most people give it a month between trips even then thats seen as a lot.

Also theres magic mushrooms
#4022 - omarakbar (07/13/2016) [-]
> can only safely use it every 9 days
> implying turtle doesnt shout "disregard the constabulary" and do it sooner

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#4023 - turtletroll (07/13/2016) [-]
No you can't because you build up a resistance after once use and it doesnt go away for alteast 2 weeks but doing it after 9 days will still give you results you just need a higher dose
#4024 - omarakbar (07/13/2016) [-]
good point.... cant have turtlechav getting immune to his drugs
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#4025 - turtletroll (07/13/2016) [-]
i'd say shrooms and lsd have improved my life in a big way. way more confident and happy
#4026 - omarakbar (07/13/2016) [-]
> confusing drug buzz with actual happiness

you poor little bugger
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#4027 - turtletroll (07/13/2016) [-]
No lsd and shrooms aren't just done for a high. You honestly face all your problems and you think about them so intensely for about 6-8 hours along with everything just being fucking beautiful
#4028 - omarakbar (07/14/2016) [-]
< turtletrollachu on acid

Pikachu on Acid
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#4030 - turtletroll (07/16/2016) [-]
nevermind they were bunk
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#4029 - turtletroll (07/15/2016) [-]
About to have a big shroom trip tonight so excited
#4031 - omarakbar (07/17/2016) [-]
turtletroll been trolled
#56 - Cool to see other people into psychedelics use this site 07/10/2016 on follow me 0
#54 - No i've trip sitted once and honestly the guy was so chill and…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2016 on follow me 0
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#55 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I think the only way to tell when someone is tripping is if theyre saying things that make no sense or completely forgetting where they are going with a thought
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#56 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
Cool to see other people into psychedelics use this site
#4014 - Thats cute in a weird memey way 07/10/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4012 - It doesn't affect your memory that much I don't think…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4013 - omarakbar (07/10/2016) [-]
/user/turtletroll/3898#3898

and did you look at that new oc i put on your profile
#52 - To be honest you probably aren't acting that mental. You just …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2016 on follow me 0
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#53 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah that's my point

I've been around my sober friends and they didn't know i was tripping balls until i told them. I thought it was obvious but they said they couldnt tell at all
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#54 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
No i've trip sitted once and honestly the guy was so chill and calm you'd just think he was tired. He did say some really acidy things though
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#55 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I think the only way to tell when someone is tripping is if theyre saying things that make no sense or completely forgetting where they are going with a thought
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#56 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
Cool to see other people into psychedelics use this site
#47 - Plenty of places they are legal They are where am I a… 07/09/2016 on follow me 0
#46 - Most people get really paranoid tripping in public for some re…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2016 on follow me 0
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#51 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
for me i just try too hard focusing on how to act like im not tripping but i just make it terribly obvious lmao
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#52 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
To be honest you probably aren't acting that mental. You just think you are because you're getting paranoid from the acid
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#53 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah that's my point

I've been around my sober friends and they didn't know i was tripping balls until i told them. I thought it was obvious but they said they couldnt tell at all
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#54 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
No i've trip sitted once and honestly the guy was so chill and calm you'd just think he was tired. He did say some really acidy things though
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#55 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I think the only way to tell when someone is tripping is if theyre saying things that make no sense or completely forgetting where they are going with a thought
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#56 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
Cool to see other people into psychedelics use this site
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#33 - bionicpanda (07/08/2016) [-]
I can relate. Tripping on acid is intense as fuck especially in crowded places
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#46 - turtletroll (07/09/2016) [-]
Most people get really paranoid tripping in public for some reason it just confuses me.

Like i'll walk around seeing people going about their day and for whatever reason I just don' get it
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#51 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
for me i just try too hard focusing on how to act like im not tripping but i just make it terribly obvious lmao
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#52 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
To be honest you probably aren't acting that mental. You just think you are because you're getting paranoid from the acid
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#53 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah that's my point

I've been around my sober friends and they didn't know i was tripping balls until i told them. I thought it was obvious but they said they couldnt tell at all
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#54 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
No i've trip sitted once and honestly the guy was so chill and calm you'd just think he was tired. He did say some really acidy things though
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#55 - bionicpanda (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I think the only way to tell when someone is tripping is if theyre saying things that make no sense or completely forgetting where they are going with a thought
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#56 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
Cool to see other people into psychedelics use this site
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#3 - fourfangedferret (07/08/2016) [-]
Ive been there. My mate had a mantra, something like "cars are real, cops are real, cliffs are real, you arent going to die, you will come down" and a few other odds and ends. Good fun, i felt like i became part of a tree for a while when i was sitting against one.
#4 - papersword (07/08/2016) [-]
Tripping balls in the middle of times square was one of the most surreal things I've ever experienced. Even so, I am very often that friend who is more calm during his trip than everyone else, so I guided us to the concert venue, we danced hard, and then I guided us back to the hotel. The things we saw on those filthy streets tho.
#13 - cupotruth (07/08/2016) [-]
Recently had my first acid trip, had to fight my way out of a bad trip a couple of times.

There were glorious mountains and terrifying abysses.

Don't know if I'd do it again, though the highlight was staying in one room for 5 to 6 hours with two other guys tripping balls and putting on three different color sunglasses in different combinations absolutely loving the fact that the ceiling was chameleons.
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#14 - papersword (07/08/2016) [-]
Welcome to the marvelous and very interesting world of pyschadelics my friends. Ride easy, go with the flow, and always keep in mind. "I'm on drugs, this is what drugs do." <3
#15 - cupotruth (07/08/2016) [-]
Oh dude don't worry me and my friends for like 3 hours straight just kept yelling,

"We're on drugs!"

And laughing our asses off like it was the funniest shit we ever heard.
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#16 - papersword (07/08/2016) [-]
I love those hilarious fits of never ending giggles you can get into on a trip. I was at a music festival with 5 friends and we were all sharing an 8 person tent, and I went on this brief rant admiring my friends new bowl he had just bought and how it was beautiful but it would be impossible to keep clean and that is so stressful but amazing just like the acid trip, before we all collapsed laughed. I specifically remember Jack remarking "Stop making me laugh I'm gonna puke!" Which just made us all laugh harder, don't worry he didn't puke.
#18 - cupotruth (07/08/2016) [-]
I remember my friend Jan staring at his watch for like 10 minutes straight looking incredibly intense about it then he looked me dead in the eyes and said,

"I don't know what time it is"

Nearly shit my pants it was so funny.
#39 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
haha that make me laugh
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#5 - fourfangedferret (07/08/2016) [-]
They had a ferris wheel set up, and it had this stylized eye in the center, and just watching the impossible geometries as the struts were moving through eachother was fascinating.
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#6 - papersword (07/08/2016) [-]
L or shrooms if you don't mind me asking?
#35 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
This may not be the place to ask, but I would be soooo happy if anyone of you could tell me:



WHERE CAN I BUY THE SPORES FOR SHROOMS?
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#47 - turtletroll (07/09/2016) [-]
Plenty of places they are legal

They are where am I anyway same way you can buy seeds for cannabis
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#36 - horehey (07/08/2016) [-]
Hi NSA
#37 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
I'm not asking for specific location, I am asking if i could theoretically go to a flower shop or something like that and ask for spores of psychodelic mushrooms?
#43 - ziji (07/09/2016) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** bruh if ure srs just go to any club... im 18 and was offered xo's by a memeber of management that knew I was 18 kek
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#44 - ziji (07/09/2016) [-]
*first and only time i ever went to a club
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#7 - fourfangedferret (07/08/2016) [-]
Lsa from hawaiian baby woodrose seeds.
#4010 - only really use weed to sleep nowadays or when im watching a film  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4011 - omarakbar (07/07/2016) [-]
> get high
> watch movie
> keep forgetting the plot every 10 minutes
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#4012 - turtletroll (07/10/2016) [-]
It doesn't affect your memory that much

I don't think so anyway I can't remember if it does or not
#4013 - omarakbar (07/10/2016) [-]
/user/turtletroll/3898#3898

and did you look at that new oc i put on your profile