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turtletroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:7/24/2016
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Comment Ranking:#2493
Highest Content Rank:#1834
Highest Comment Rank:#79
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Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 19.1% (191/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:3
Content Views:306548
Times Content Favorited:286 times
Total Comments Made:7219
FJ Points:19340
Favorite Tags: OC (3)

latest user's comments

#27 - First and last it looks like 04/10/2016 on Derp 0
#3874 - ayyy 04/10/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3873 - Thanks fam 04/10/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#32 - "lol eurocucks feel the bern cant stump" 04/09/2016 on John Olivers genius routine +13
#172161 - Mystery Jets - curve of the earth Something about tha… 04/09/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#20 - Nothing to worry about. Bad trips are massively over exaggerat… 04/09/2016 on Nampietie Xusimuisow +1
#3871 - You make it sound like we're backyard wrestlers with political…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3875 - omarakbar (04/10/2016) [-]
you mean you arent?

i could see you wearing a 50 liter plastic storage bin on your back as your turtle shell..... shekelnator wearing an alarm clock and a bunch of cardboard paper towel tubes as his 'clock and dynamite bomb".... and schnizel wearing some old german jacket he picked up from an army surplus store
maybe even include krasnogvardiech with him wearing a fur hat and carrying a bottle of vodka as his soviet look

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#3877 - turtletroll (04/11/2016) [-]
The Turtlenator
Master Race
The Moderate Muslim

Nicknames complete
#3878 - omarakbar (04/12/2016) [-]
dont evn mention krasnogvardiech

y u hurt him by leaving him out
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#3879 - turtletroll (04/12/2016) [-]
He can be "Father Russia"
#47 - Pepsi tastes like flat coke to me but still super fizzy.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2016 on cu/ck/ can taste the... +11
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#89 - mutzaki (04/08/2016) [-]
Strangely fitting description.
#3 - Some very small group of people on planet earth are ******* id…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2016 on fucking vegans +50
#12 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
A small group of people on planet Earth are fucking idiots.

60 million people died.
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#34 - kapakapa (04/08/2016) [-]
but muh gorrilion
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#28 - elum (04/08/2016) [-]
60 million is a lot of idiots can I get my ticket to hell now or what?
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#41 - SilentStranger (04/08/2016) [-]
"war always reaches the depths of horror because of idiots who perpetuate terror from generation to generation under the pretext of vengeance."

You needn't wait for a ticket to hell, my friend. It is full of a lot worse =)
#7 - anon (04/07/2016) [-]
Anita, 1 person, 1 jew, got 400,000 feminist supporters
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#65 - deathweaver (04/08/2016) [-]
And no one really takes them seriously.
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#26 - berengar (04/07/2016) [-]
And that is 0.00561% of the total population.
#8 - "this country needs someone who is a deal maker" … 04/07/2016 on Trump cometh +65