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#5405 - tfw jews have finally censored snizul so no more daily reminders  [+] (5 new replies) 17 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
User avatar #5406 - schnizel (17 hours ago) [-]
Acta non verba.
User avatar #5407 - turtletroll (17 hours ago) [-]
You cant dig yourself out this one traitor

et tu
User avatar #5408 - schnizel (17 hours ago) [-]
translate what I said
User avatar #5409 - turtletroll (17 hours ago) [-]
Be honest sniz you arent acting either
User avatar #5410 - schnizel (17 hours ago) [-]
;)
#9 - Either way I never really got why people cared about game jour…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on The backpedalling is too real 0
#14 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Your troll, it failed here. You had a decent run...then you threw up the trollface.
#11 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
I think we just saw turtletroll slow roll a troll's role
#7 - I'm not really being confrontational. Just saying th…  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on The backpedalling is too real 0
User avatar #8 - superflystickman (21 hours ago) [-]
I take it you haven't kept up with gamergate and the horseshit of gaming journalism at all, because you really seem to have no idea about what's been going on. Kotaku isn't lax, they have narratives to push. You can't push a narrative by being lax. They were working with all of the other major journalism sites to maintain a narrative across all of the websites. Before gamergate, they were all shilling out clickbait, SJW garbage and rants about cis white male scum. Gamers exposed the crap they were pulling, working with other sites included, and they all went for the throat, with Kotaku at the head. They tried to slander and shame gamergate out of existence. There was the initial "death of an identity" article, and then several afterwards about how gamergate didn't work, how gamergate was tired, and how they were all misogynists. Then they revealed that they've lost millions of dollars in ad revenue because they shit talked their original, core fanbase. Their shitty CEO, Nick Denton, even had to resign because of the losses. This isn't one journalists opinion, this is badly written pandering, asskissing and too-late damage control. They think that if they treat gamers like special snowflakes for a little while, they''ll all forget about the bullshit of the past several years.

This is Kotaku weakly waving the white flag because they got fucking destroyed.
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (21 hours ago) [-]
Either way I never really got why people cared about game journalism

All they ever really do is take what's happened at gaming events or in a interview
#14 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Your troll, it failed here. You had a decent run...then you threw up the trollface.
#11 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
I think we just saw turtletroll slow roll a troll's role
#1 - "not available in your country"  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on sony "the interview" free... +1
User avatar #3 - lightningblaze (22 hours ago) [-]
Here is a list of links i have:

docs.google.com/document/d/13i2ugTQeVPOcD7knvnRMBR2zyaD6BPifLpddRSwck_g/edit#

One should work for you (I am adding more as I find them)
#5 - notaunicorn (20 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man and merry christmas
#2 - kiaserzerg (22 hours ago) [-]
fucking north koreans
#5 - Doesnt say anywhere "this is our company's stan…  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on The backpedalling is too real -2
#13 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
You do realize these writers have come out saying they were threatened with termination if they didn't write exactly what they were told right? There is even large scale evidence of active and very illegal collusion and co-ordination.
Just because the writer can't say it's company standpoint(as they would be illegal, coercion) doesn't mean this is the mans opinion.

If the evidence of collusion and threats hadn't come out I'd agree, but you got this one wrong.
User avatar #6 - superflystickman (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course it doesn't outright say it. Every time an article is published by a journalism company, it has been allowed to make it that far by writers, editors, executives, and anyone else concerned with what their company is putting out. If an article makes it past all of these people and is published, then it is implied that the company is okay with this message and considers it a valid standpoint that represents their ideas on the issue. They don't say "This is what we think" because that makes their biases even more glaringly obvious and journalists like to at least attempt to maintain an illusion of objectivity, and furthermore, saying that the company's standpoint is whatever side of the issue they're writing in favor of is redundant, as they wouldn't be writing in favor of a point they didn't believe

TL;dr, don't call me misinformed when you're just being dense and confrontational.
User avatar #7 - turtletroll (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm not really being confrontational.

Just saying that they allow the journalists to have their own opinions. And every company is different.

They might be much more lax about everything and if they say "well done gamers you are the gamer of the year" or whatever that was then why wouldn't you consider that their stance?

They might take the stance of being totally neutral and letting their journalists say whatever they want as long as it's well written (which that article wasn't anyway but it's fucking gaming journalism so the standard isn't very high)
User avatar #8 - superflystickman (21 hours ago) [-]
I take it you haven't kept up with gamergate and the horseshit of gaming journalism at all, because you really seem to have no idea about what's been going on. Kotaku isn't lax, they have narratives to push. You can't push a narrative by being lax. They were working with all of the other major journalism sites to maintain a narrative across all of the websites. Before gamergate, they were all shilling out clickbait, SJW garbage and rants about cis white male scum. Gamers exposed the crap they were pulling, working with other sites included, and they all went for the throat, with Kotaku at the head. They tried to slander and shame gamergate out of existence. There was the initial "death of an identity" article, and then several afterwards about how gamergate didn't work, how gamergate was tired, and how they were all misogynists. Then they revealed that they've lost millions of dollars in ad revenue because they shit talked their original, core fanbase. Their shitty CEO, Nick Denton, even had to resign because of the losses. This isn't one journalists opinion, this is badly written pandering, asskissing and too-late damage control. They think that if they treat gamers like special snowflakes for a little while, they''ll all forget about the bullshit of the past several years.

This is Kotaku weakly waving the white flag because they got fucking destroyed.
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (21 hours ago) [-]
Either way I never really got why people cared about game journalism

All they ever really do is take what's happened at gaming events or in a interview
#14 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Your troll, it failed here. You had a decent run...then you threw up the trollface.
#11 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
I think we just saw turtletroll slow roll a troll's role
#3 - Okay but they still have some autonomy to have their own opinions.  [+] (10 new replies) 22 hours ago on The backpedalling is too real 0
User avatar #10 - cuntism (14 hours ago) [-]
In pretty much any other instance I'd side with you, but the death of gamers thing was a co-ordinated and collusionary act perpetrated by a host of websites working in tandem
User avatar #4 - superflystickman (22 hours ago) [-]
Sure, but this isn't their opinion. This is "This is our company's standpoint", and they're directly contradicting a previous statement from their company and acting like they never said things that they clearly did
User avatar #5 - turtletroll (22 hours ago) [-]
kotaku.com/we-might-be-witnessing-the-death-of-an-identity-1628203079

Doesnt say anywhere "this is our company's standpoint"

Gamergate is almost as full of misinformation as the sjws
#13 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
You do realize these writers have come out saying they were threatened with termination if they didn't write exactly what they were told right? There is even large scale evidence of active and very illegal collusion and co-ordination.
Just because the writer can't say it's company standpoint(as they would be illegal, coercion) doesn't mean this is the mans opinion.

If the evidence of collusion and threats hadn't come out I'd agree, but you got this one wrong.
User avatar #6 - superflystickman (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course it doesn't outright say it. Every time an article is published by a journalism company, it has been allowed to make it that far by writers, editors, executives, and anyone else concerned with what their company is putting out. If an article makes it past all of these people and is published, then it is implied that the company is okay with this message and considers it a valid standpoint that represents their ideas on the issue. They don't say "This is what we think" because that makes their biases even more glaringly obvious and journalists like to at least attempt to maintain an illusion of objectivity, and furthermore, saying that the company's standpoint is whatever side of the issue they're writing in favor of is redundant, as they wouldn't be writing in favor of a point they didn't believe

TL;dr, don't call me misinformed when you're just being dense and confrontational.
User avatar #7 - turtletroll (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm not really being confrontational.

Just saying that they allow the journalists to have their own opinions. And every company is different.

They might be much more lax about everything and if they say "well done gamers you are the gamer of the year" or whatever that was then why wouldn't you consider that their stance?

They might take the stance of being totally neutral and letting their journalists say whatever they want as long as it's well written (which that article wasn't anyway but it's fucking gaming journalism so the standard isn't very high)
User avatar #8 - superflystickman (21 hours ago) [-]
I take it you haven't kept up with gamergate and the horseshit of gaming journalism at all, because you really seem to have no idea about what's been going on. Kotaku isn't lax, they have narratives to push. You can't push a narrative by being lax. They were working with all of the other major journalism sites to maintain a narrative across all of the websites. Before gamergate, they were all shilling out clickbait, SJW garbage and rants about cis white male scum. Gamers exposed the crap they were pulling, working with other sites included, and they all went for the throat, with Kotaku at the head. They tried to slander and shame gamergate out of existence. There was the initial "death of an identity" article, and then several afterwards about how gamergate didn't work, how gamergate was tired, and how they were all misogynists. Then they revealed that they've lost millions of dollars in ad revenue because they shit talked their original, core fanbase. Their shitty CEO, Nick Denton, even had to resign because of the losses. This isn't one journalists opinion, this is badly written pandering, asskissing and too-late damage control. They think that if they treat gamers like special snowflakes for a little while, they''ll all forget about the bullshit of the past several years.

This is Kotaku weakly waving the white flag because they got fucking destroyed.
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (21 hours ago) [-]
Either way I never really got why people cared about game journalism

All they ever really do is take what's happened at gaming events or in a interview
#14 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Your troll, it failed here. You had a decent run...then you threw up the trollface.
#11 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
I think we just saw turtletroll slow roll a troll's role
#1 - Almost like they're totally different journalists  [+] (12 new replies) 22 hours ago on The backpedalling is too real 0
User avatar #2 - superflystickman (22 hours ago) [-]
Different journalists working for and representing the same website. Every time they put out an article, they're acting as representatives for their company, and having such intensely dissenting statements from the same organization is generally not a good idea
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Okay but they still have some autonomy to have their own opinions.
User avatar #10 - cuntism (14 hours ago) [-]
In pretty much any other instance I'd side with you, but the death of gamers thing was a co-ordinated and collusionary act perpetrated by a host of websites working in tandem
User avatar #4 - superflystickman (22 hours ago) [-]
Sure, but this isn't their opinion. This is "This is our company's standpoint", and they're directly contradicting a previous statement from their company and acting like they never said things that they clearly did
User avatar #5 - turtletroll (22 hours ago) [-]
kotaku.com/we-might-be-witnessing-the-death-of-an-identity-1628203079

Doesnt say anywhere "this is our company's standpoint"

Gamergate is almost as full of misinformation as the sjws
#13 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
You do realize these writers have come out saying they were threatened with termination if they didn't write exactly what they were told right? There is even large scale evidence of active and very illegal collusion and co-ordination.
Just because the writer can't say it's company standpoint(as they would be illegal, coercion) doesn't mean this is the mans opinion.

If the evidence of collusion and threats hadn't come out I'd agree, but you got this one wrong.
User avatar #6 - superflystickman (22 hours ago) [-]
Of course it doesn't outright say it. Every time an article is published by a journalism company, it has been allowed to make it that far by writers, editors, executives, and anyone else concerned with what their company is putting out. If an article makes it past all of these people and is published, then it is implied that the company is okay with this message and considers it a valid standpoint that represents their ideas on the issue. They don't say "This is what we think" because that makes their biases even more glaringly obvious and journalists like to at least attempt to maintain an illusion of objectivity, and furthermore, saying that the company's standpoint is whatever side of the issue they're writing in favor of is redundant, as they wouldn't be writing in favor of a point they didn't believe

TL;dr, don't call me misinformed when you're just being dense and confrontational.
User avatar #7 - turtletroll (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm not really being confrontational.

Just saying that they allow the journalists to have their own opinions. And every company is different.

They might be much more lax about everything and if they say "well done gamers you are the gamer of the year" or whatever that was then why wouldn't you consider that their stance?

They might take the stance of being totally neutral and letting their journalists say whatever they want as long as it's well written (which that article wasn't anyway but it's fucking gaming journalism so the standard isn't very high)
User avatar #8 - superflystickman (21 hours ago) [-]
I take it you haven't kept up with gamergate and the horseshit of gaming journalism at all, because you really seem to have no idea about what's been going on. Kotaku isn't lax, they have narratives to push. You can't push a narrative by being lax. They were working with all of the other major journalism sites to maintain a narrative across all of the websites. Before gamergate, they were all shilling out clickbait, SJW garbage and rants about cis white male scum. Gamers exposed the crap they were pulling, working with other sites included, and they all went for the throat, with Kotaku at the head. They tried to slander and shame gamergate out of existence. There was the initial "death of an identity" article, and then several afterwards about how gamergate didn't work, how gamergate was tired, and how they were all misogynists. Then they revealed that they've lost millions of dollars in ad revenue because they shit talked their original, core fanbase. Their shitty CEO, Nick Denton, even had to resign because of the losses. This isn't one journalists opinion, this is badly written pandering, asskissing and too-late damage control. They think that if they treat gamers like special snowflakes for a little while, they''ll all forget about the bullshit of the past several years.

This is Kotaku weakly waving the white flag because they got fucking destroyed.
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (21 hours ago) [-]
Either way I never really got why people cared about game journalism

All they ever really do is take what's happened at gaming events or in a interview
#14 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Your troll, it failed here. You had a decent run...then you threw up the trollface.
#11 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
I think we just saw turtletroll slow roll a troll's role
#2044 - What the **** this isn't death grips or mastodon …  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on turtletroll's profile 0
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2042 - And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental h…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2040 - You know you love it little germy Although th…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2041 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

Shit I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a fucking hipster
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2038 - Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in bla…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2039 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

Shit I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a fucking hipster
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2036 - But they're very expensive obscure esoteric art movies. …  [+] (13 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2037 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
great so youre poor and know obscure art

fucking hipster
User avatar #2038 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in black and white
#2039 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

Shit I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a fucking hipster
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2034 - Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls I…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2035 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i buy you enough food for a couple days, 2 pets and a fucking car....you buy me just lunch and and a couple dvds

guess gotta make do with your non-german economy eh you poor little broke limey

wrekt
User avatar #2036 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
But they're very expensive obscure esoteric art movies.

So obscure only the elite know they exist.
User avatar #2037 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
great so youre poor and know obscure art

fucking hipster
User avatar #2038 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in black and white
#2039 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

Shit I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a fucking hipster
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2032 - Got some of that expensive tea from japan. £2000 for a cup of…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2033 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
ill get you everything that brits love

earl grey tea, crumpets, scones, toad in the hole, bangers and mash, spotted dick, bubble and squeak, the david copperfield book, a bulldog, a corgi, a leyland mini car, the union jack flag....and the entire series of dr who and coronation street on dvd
#2034 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls

I'll get you sauerkraut, sausages, obscure abstract art movies and rammstein albums
User avatar #2035 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i buy you enough food for a couple days, 2 pets and a fucking car....you buy me just lunch and and a couple dvds

guess gotta make do with your non-german economy eh you poor little broke limey

wrekt
User avatar #2036 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
But they're very expensive obscure esoteric art movies.

So obscure only the elite know they exist.
User avatar #2037 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
great so youre poor and know obscure art

fucking hipster
User avatar #2038 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in black and white
#2039 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

Shit I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a fucking hipster
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
#2030 - Merry Gripsmas you fag  [+] (19 new replies) 12/25/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2031 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
merry xmas you daft little bugger

may santa bring you a new teapot
User avatar #2032 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Got some of that expensive tea from japan. £2000 for a cup of it.

Also got some stella and trackies m8 fukin sik
User avatar #2033 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
ill get you everything that brits love

earl grey tea, crumpets, scones, toad in the hole, bangers and mash, spotted dick, bubble and squeak, the david copperfield book, a bulldog, a corgi, a leyland mini car, the union jack flag....and the entire series of dr who and coronation street on dvd
#2034 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls

I'll get you sauerkraut, sausages, obscure abstract art movies and rammstein albums
User avatar #2035 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i buy you enough food for a couple days, 2 pets and a fucking car....you buy me just lunch and and a couple dvds

guess gotta make do with your non-german economy eh you poor little broke limey

wrekt
User avatar #2036 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
But they're very expensive obscure esoteric art movies.

So obscure only the elite know they exist.
User avatar #2037 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
great so youre poor and know obscure art

fucking hipster
User avatar #2038 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in black and white
#2039 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

Shit I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a fucking hipster
User avatar #2043 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 - turtletroll (23 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2045 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
#2046 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are fucking with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 - turtletroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
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#2022 - konradkurze can you believe that Syrian doesn't love freedom?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/24/2014 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2023 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
well by syrianassassin logic
Freedom = bombs
Fascism = no bombs

i can see what he means
#2024 - syrianassassin (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #2025 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user cupcakescankill **
this is who syrian will bomb
#2026 - syrianassassin (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #2027 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i shall use Krasnogvardiech's tsar bomb on you

Tsar bomba
User avatar #2028 - syrianassassin (12/25/2014) [-]
what a beautiful star
User avatar #2029 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
yes
Kras cooks with nukes
here, have one of his steaks

Fallout Tactics Brotherhood of Steel   Nukle rn v buch   CZ
#4 - Same reason why all men are misogynist rapists Wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Sad Times +18
#36 - marsupilami (12/25/2014) [-]
Your words resound with me, sir. I have the damndest urge to drive a Jaguar and burn down a rainforrest all of a sudden.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFqaFu2maDg
#7 - baronvonhuckle (12/24/2014) [-]
Just embrace the evil. thats what i do!
#4 - You can't read it at break?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #11 - ashadowguy (12/24/2014) [-]
no its ridiculous damn imperials
#2 - yeah but the black man was a gud boi he didn do nuffin  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Sad Times +56
#3 - letrollzor (12/24/2014) [-]
Like the rest of them. Why do we white people have to be so racist all the time?
#4 - turtletroll (12/24/2014) [-]
Same reason why all men are misogynist rapists

Why was I born a white male I can't stand being evil but I can't help it
#36 - marsupilami (12/25/2014) [-]
Your words resound with me, sir. I have the damndest urge to drive a Jaguar and burn down a rainforrest all of a sudden.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFqaFu2maDg
#7 - baronvonhuckle (12/24/2014) [-]
Just embrace the evil. thats what i do!
#3 - I'm pretty sure there is a 4th one but for some reason most pe…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Facebook (1) +2
User avatar #4 - fourtwentt (12/24/2014) [-]
Yea there is a do no evil with his arms folded i think

Just because you don't wanna listen, see, or talk to her doesn't mean you shouldn't have sex with her
User avatar #13 - shiningfinger (22 hours ago) [-]
The fifth one is have no fun
User avatar #6 - darknesincontrol (12/25/2014) [-]
it with his hands covering up his crotch
#1 - Most people in America are Christian People shouldn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #18 - HarvietheDinkle (12/25/2014) [-]
but wouldn't saying "happy holidays" be statistically safer?

either way, no offense should be taken
User avatar #19 - turtletroll (12/25/2014) [-]
Sure but honestly who cares?

If somebody said happy Hanukkah to me I wouldn't give two shit and say it back.
#7 - Enobrin (12/24/2014) [-]
Its a statistically safe bet.
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#1984 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Syrianassassin   
   
You love America dont you.
Syrianassassin

You love America dont you.
User avatar #2022 to #1984 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
konradkurze can you believe that Syrian doesn't love freedom?
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
well by syrianassassin logic
Freedom = bombs
Fascism = no bombs

i can see what he means
User avatar #2025 to #2024 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user cupcakescankill **
this is who syrian will bomb
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i shall use Krasnogvardiech's tsar bomb on you

Tsar bomba
User avatar #2028 to #2027 - syrianassassin (12/25/2014) [-]
what a beautiful star
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
yes
Kras cooks with nukes
here, have one of his steaks

Fallout Tactics Brotherhood of Steel   Nukle rn v buch   CZ
User avatar #1993 to #1984 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI
User avatar #1994 to #1993 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
After all they've done for you
User avatar #1996 to #1995 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
And you just go and throw it back in their faces
User avatar #1982 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My reply is no**

is turtle fat enough to dress up as santa
User avatar #2050 to #1982 - turtletroll ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
But there's 3 of them and 2 of them are white.

Zach Hill is the drummer and he's a ******* monster on the drums and has some good solo work stuff
User avatar #2051 to #2050 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
they still work with a chimp
the chaos gods refuse to go near them
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - turtletroll ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
They're more metal and go down more lyrically pagan/dark themes then most metal bands around now

And the black guy ain't stupid by any means. Did you even read those lyrics you said you would

genius.com/Death-grips-beware-lyrics Do eet fageet
User avatar #2053 to #2052 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
listened to one song...came across as the chimp doing the usual ooga booga they call music and it was painful to listen
User avatar #2054 to #2053 - turtletroll ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Don't know what you listened to because most rap fans hate how he handles his vocals

The man sounds ******* crazy

READ THE LYRICS CUNT genius.com/Death-grips-beware-lyrics
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - konradkurze (15 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips - Inanimate Sensation

sounds like an angry ****** with a tune playing behind his ****
User avatar #2056 to #2055 - turtletroll ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Well he's meant to sound angry

Plays a character in his music who is a ****** up guy. Tortures, kills, rapes and just lives in excess. READ THE LYRICS TO BEWARE LIKE I KEEP SAYING M8ERINO

Says exactly what the band is about right there
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - konradkurze (15 hours ago) [-]
* ******
* kills
* rapes

sounds like the regular **** they make aka earbleed
User avatar #2058 to #2057 - turtletroll ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Well again read the lyrics to beware and it makes sense why.

It's not just "ayy bitches in the club poppin molly gettin drank on u wanna suk dik tonite?"

It's all about paranoia and ****
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - konradkurze (15 hours ago) [-]
read the lyrics...they sound like someone on meth wrote them
aka failed song
User avatar #2060 to #2059 - turtletroll ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
Wage ware like no tomorrow
Cuz no hell there wont be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome

Pale horse being the horse death rides on in the four horseman. Void being his mind. He has a vision of a pale horse burning which means he knows he is going to die soon. So why not wage war and destroy **** which also goes into what's happening later on in the song saying that there isn't a god but some natural force so if there is no hell or consequence for doing **** and people know it there wont be a tomorrow because people are just going to destroy everything. The For all who deny the struggle the triumphant overcome means that if you aren't willing to do everything it takes to succeed and thrive then someone else is going to come along and do it and destroy you in the process which also goes into the lines later "Worship is not on bended knee. Nature knows not of mercy. To pray is to accept defeat. Power pisses on the weak. Bow and beheaded by the beast. Beggar on a bitches leash. Scum is desperate for relief" Saying if you just expect someone else to do everything for you and "bow" you're just going to get beheaded by the beast which is just another human who is willing to do everything necessary.

This is the kind of character he's trying to portray and I really like the aesthetic of the lyrical content

Dont hate on my waifu
User avatar #2030 to #1982 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Gripsmas you fag
User avatar #2031 to #2030 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
merry xmas you daft little bugger

may santa bring you a new teapot
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Got some of that expensive tea from japan. £2000 for a cup of it.

Also got some stella and trackies m8 fukin sik
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
ill get you everything that brits love

earl grey tea, crumpets, scones, toad in the hole, bangers and mash, spotted dick, bubble and squeak, the david copperfield book, a bulldog, a corgi, a leyland mini car, the union jack flag....and the entire series of dr who and coronation street on dvd
#2034 to #2033 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls   
   
I'll get you sauerkraut, sausages, obscure abstract art movies and rammstein albums
Everything but doctor who and coronation street pls

I'll get you sauerkraut, sausages, obscure abstract art movies and rammstein albums
User avatar #2035 to #2034 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
i buy you enough food for a couple days, 2 pets and a ******* car....you buy me just lunch and and a couple dvds

guess gotta make do with your non-german economy eh you poor little broke limey

wrekt
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
But they're very expensive obscure esoteric art movies.

So obscure only the elite know they exist.
User avatar #2037 to #2036 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
great so youre poor and know obscure art

******* hipster
User avatar #2038 to #2037 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Oh come on you're German you all love obscure art films in black and white
#2039 to #2038 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
that hipsturtle
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
TRUTH. German Expressionism / Art film. You know you love it little germy

Although there might not be enough bad techno music for you
User avatar #2041 to #2040 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
this is artistic greatness

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
#2042 to #2041 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal    
   
						****					 I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans   
   
I'm a 						*******					 hipster
And i'm the hipster for listening to post rock, experimental hip hop and prog metal

**** I need glasses and i'm wearing skinny jeans

I'm a ******* hipster
User avatar #2043 to #2042 - konradkurze (12/25/2014) [-]
here
listen to krasnogvardiech music

Victory Day in Moscow 2014 (Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March)
User avatar #2044 to #2043 - turtletroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
What the **** this isn't death grips or mastodon

Are you telling me other musicians exist?!
#2046 to #2045 - turtletroll ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year   
   
The new album was apparently going to drop today  The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
Oh well I will have to find them another time for today is Gripsmas the most noided time of the year

The new album was apparently going to drop today The Death Gods work in mysterious ways
User avatar #2047 to #2046 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
i see the chaos gods are ******* with you

that what you get for not believing in them
#2048 to #2047 - turtletroll ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Death Grips are the chaos gods   
   
Silly casual
Death Grips are the chaos gods

Silly casual
#2049 to #2048 - konradkurze (16 hours ago) [-]
implying the chaos gods would be connected to a black monkey

you shame yourself turtle
User avatar #2009 to #1982 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Implying i'm not already a slave to excellence
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
should i sell turtletroll as a forced labor slave to racist americans in the south states
#2011 to #2010 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
You should but you can't catch me
You should but you can't catch me
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
hell
all i need do is put down a big bag of some dank weed and you'll come to me
#2013 to #2012 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but you still have to catch me.   
   
I'm the fastest turtle you're ever going to see
Yeah but you still have to catch me.

I'm the fastest turtle you're ever going to see
#2014 to #2013 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
bitch please
im a Chaos Raptor.....

i fall out of the sky at over 500 kilometers per hour, your fat turtle self cannot beat that
#2015 to #2014 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I will still 						****					 you up though
I will still **** you up though
#2016 to #2015 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
mfw you get uppity

bitch sit the **** down
#2017 to #2016 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
You sure you want to do this the hard way
#2018 to #2017 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
ill wrek you m8
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
The looks insanely impractical
User avatar #2021 to #2019 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
*plucks turtles arms and legs off like leaves off a daisy*
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
that*
#1983 to #1982 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Plot twist   
   
I'm too fat for it   
   
Well for the british version who is 90 lbs. But just morbidly obese enough for American Santa
Plot twist

I'm too fat for it

Well for the british version who is 90 lbs. But just morbidly obese enough for American Santa
#1985 to #1983 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah of course the amerifats made santa morbidly obese...helps them connect with him

im just waiting till the political correct ******* cry about santa being white and demand he be changed to black
fukken yanks
User avatar #1986 to #1985 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
They cry about anything.

They tried to make James Bond black recently. I love Idris Elba and he would be a good james bond if he was white

They made Annie black.

Could you imagine if they made a black character white. "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION"
User avatar #1987 to #1986 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah
they turned nick fury black
they turned spiderman black
they had a black guy stand in as captain america

hell the hulk was green, then he had a grey version...then a red version...just waiting for them to bitch for a black version
User avatar #1988 to #1987 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Well didn't peter parker die and they replaced him with a half mexican half black guy.

Well if somebody destroying everything when they get mad pretty much suits both black people and the hulk
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
half black
implying half makes a difference

and with the hulk...at least when he turned back to human he got his intelligence back
a black hulk....what intelligence
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Goes into rage mode and destroys everything. Leaves rage mode and remembers the angel tray tray being murdered by nazi man Adolf Zimmerman destroys evertyihng again
User avatar #1991 to #1990 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
goes rage mode
destroys everything
comes out of rage mode
says "i din do nuffin rong"
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Random black woman who has never met him walks over

"he din do nuffin. it was the wite man."

another one shows up

"he go church erry week he a gud boi he din do nuffin"
User avatar #1997 to #1992 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll actually a black jamaican pretending to be british
User avatar #1998 to #1997 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
wagwan bloodclot
User avatar #2000 to #1999 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
pussyo
User avatar #2001 to #2000 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
fukken british

you made the english language yet barely speak it
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I thought I was Jamaican
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
then make monkey screeching
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
WAGWAN BLOODCLOT
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
should i kill turtle to put him out of his misery
#2006 to #2005 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
You can hurtle the turtle
You can hurtle the turtle
User avatar #2008 to #2006 - konradkurze (12/24/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Yes**

should i sell turtle into slavery
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
cant*
User avatar #1980 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls You may rely on it**
will turtle be a casual for life
User avatar #1975 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook good**

is the traps dick bigger than turtletrolls
User avatar #1976 to #1975 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
How do you roll the magic 8 ball

Not that it matters because it's wrong about everything
#1977 to #1976 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
dont know how to roll?
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
#1965 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
and so a half dead englishman sits at his pc.....

will he die from his illness or from sleep deprivation
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
whynotboth.jpeg
#1967 to #1966 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
soon
zombie turtle time
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Tried to order a pizza and no takeaways were delivering until later and I didn't have any in the house that I could cook

zombie mutant ninja ill turtle with no pizza
User avatar #1969 to #1968 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
*grabs some xylophone sticks and plays a tune on turtles pokey out ribs*
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
ayy but I ordered a burrito.

First time ever having one and 9/10
User avatar #1971 to #1970 - konradkurze (12/20/2014) [-]
burritos:

YAY i love spending an hour ******** and crying
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
Well I have been pecking away at it for over 12 hours.

It's so ******* filling and I can't really eat much when i'm like this anyway

Ordered "suicide sauce" with it. 2 much spice 4 me
User avatar #1974 to #1973 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
2 spicy and 2 filling but 2 dam tasty 4 me

First world problem. Crying over no pizzas and having to order a burrito and then crying that it's too filling and tasty
User avatar #1937 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
i smell weed and ****** lager

must mean turtle logged in
User avatar #1958 to #1937 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
If it wasn't 4 in the morning I would actually start making some food

You have healed me
User avatar #1959 to #1958 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
you dont keep readily edible food in your house

******* england....where are your snacks
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah but I want some actual food

I will probably end up having a ******* pizza for breakfast today.

It might aswell be dinner considering I haven't slept
#1961 to #1960 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
incoming fat turtle
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Better then having a fifth of a bowl of spaghetti

pizza for breakfast is happening
#1963 to #1962 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
you little green bastard   
   
now i want pizza
you little green bastard

now i want pizza
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeah I actually need to eat something nice and right now

tfw only half 4 so 4 more hours until I can taste the glorious saucey cheesy pizza
User avatar #1938 to #1937 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Yep 3 nights in a row without sleep

got a chest infection so I can not ******* breathe
User avatar #1939 to #1938 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
proof your ****** food ***** your health m8y
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I get these atleast 5 times a year.

That's 5 weeks when i'm totally unable to even walk from one room to another without getting exhausted.

Wheezing like a mo fuker
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
living the american dream
being so ****** up you cant move around without getting exhausted

at least yours isnt because of fatness

here i made OC....hope it cheers you up
funnyjunk.com/channel/fjparody/Fj+member+trolling+styles/gflTLts/
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
My name is turtletroll and I never troll

I am a disgrace

i made my name that because of the le troll face xD and turtle posts. to kind of make fun of it
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
*rolls you off the couch*
get up and exercise your sickness off
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Seriously it's like I just got back from the gym if I go to the toilet

If I went to sleep i'm pretty sure I would just suffocate in my sleep
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
So I should just try unplugging my self and then back on

So is that like sleep. Cos I cant do that
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze jams a garden hose down turtles throat, grabs the bellows from the fireplace....and pumps regular air into his lungs**
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
You're a true hero

Last night I took a chair outside and just sat there for two hours because I couldn't breathe indoors.

Such is the struggle of having British food.
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
then we get you to bosnia and schnizel feeds you actual food and you die of overdose of real vitamins
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Real foods?

You mean battered fish and chips covered in gravy right
User avatar #1952 to #1951 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
That **** does look nice

I have had mongolian bbq and that was amazing
#1953 to #1952 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
why else would schnizel be a roundboy

all that good food gets addicting
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
I'm actually hungry now.

I have had almost nothign for 3 days
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
schnizel looks like herman goring
turtletroll looks like a camp survivor
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Well at the same time I have been stuck in my room for this 3 days so no energy out or in

Never tried eastern yurope food before and shiet it looks good
#1957 to #1956 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Signs point to yes**
will living in bosnia make turtletroll a fat bastard
User avatar #1932 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
hey bro
wanna help me troll a troll?
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I dont know what makes you think I would want to troll

Turtletroll does not troll

Yes I do
User avatar #1935 to #1933 - damping (12/18/2014) [-]
Or, do what I did to become friends with Konrad. Team up with w alhor and thumb down Konrad.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I think me and kurze started talking after I saw him troll commenting

I called him a fag.

so damping you are a fag
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - konradkurze (12/18/2014) [-]
find W alhor and redthumb everything of his

he butthurts nicely when redthumbed
User avatar #1893 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
'MURICA!!!!

New Fair Food: Fried Butter On A Stick!
#1914 to #1893 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
tfw a white girl became muslim at my school

tfw she had a miscarriage at 15 before that
User avatar #1915 to #1914 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
thats what you get for letting the cheeky darkies in from jamaica

chimps stick their dicks in anything
#1916 to #1915 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
tfw she was drinking and smoking all the way through pregnancy

tfw she wasn't the biggest skank at my school

tfw my school needed metal detectors outside the gates
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
that moment turtletroll realizes he lives in America part two
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I told you

Its grim up north
#1919 to #1918 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
the United States Kingdom
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
The Anglosphere

Just get Straya and new zealand in
User avatar #1921 to #1920 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
well there is that 5 eyes thing where usa canada uk australia and nz are in
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Should America even be in the Anglosphere

It's got a **** load of Italians, poles and god forbid.. Irish
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
meh....israel controls it all anyway
nuke israel and let syrianassassin cook hotdogs on the fire
User avatar #1926 to #1923 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Syrian still hasnt told me his master plan

They couldn't even take Israel. Never mind Europe and America
User avatar #1927 to #1926 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
syrianassassin
show the turle your map of the new communist arab empire
User avatar #1928 to #1927 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS SYRIANASSASSIN

He keeps telling me that he will tell me his secret plan

#1929 to #1928 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
this is what he wants under one arab nation
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Spain and porutgal

I dont have enough keks
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
syrry isnt exactly a sane man

noone knows what goes on in his head
User avatar #1894 to #1893 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
******* diabetes
User avatar #1895 to #1894 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
that coming from a british lad where his people put MORE sugar into candy than americans
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
It's also about moderation

Our chocolate may be the greatest **** but we have the discipline to not eat it all the time
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm just glad we don't have supersize fast food **** and walmart
#1899 to #1898 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah
its like "america, why the **** do you serve drinks in 1.5 LITER cups"
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Why the **** would you have that

And if anyone says that they shouldn't be selling food and drinks that big and unhealthy its " ****** socialist stop trying to control us"

Well stop trying to drink a months worth of sugar in a day
#1901 to #1900 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
WHOA look at that
big surprise who's darkest
User avatar #1902 to #1901 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Denmark and russia are darker then I'd expect
User avatar #1903 to #1902 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
> denmark
> stoners
> munchies
> easier access to swiss chocolates than UK
User avatar #1904 to #1903 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Got a idea.

I should start selling British chocolates in America. And just to make it even more appealing to them ill mix red bull into every batch of choclate

muricans love sugar
User avatar #1905 to #1904 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
.....that moment turtletroll just admitted he wants to kill americans with food
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Hey they're doing it anyway

I'm just speeding up the process
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
wir mussen die murican ausratten
User avatar #1909 to #1908 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls It is certain**
will turtletroll do an MC hammer dance on american graves
User avatar #1910 to #1909 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm hitting up ground zero and then the Vietnam memorial first
User avatar #1911 to #1910 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
turtlechav admitted he will MC hammer dance
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
You know it. Konradturkze
#1913 to #1912 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
england needs more kebab
hide ugly british girls behind niqabs

User avatar #1879 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
plus you wouldnt stick your dick into some of the weird girls im into
User avatar #1881 to #1879 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
no **** you'd **** dry ice
User avatar #1883 to #1881 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
least the ice looks more female than british slags

WREKT
#1886 to #1885 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
< still prettier than a british girl
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Germany has Merkel

We have Cheryl Cole. Check M8
User avatar #1888 to #1887 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
implying one fugly west german accounts for all german women
implying one hot brit counts for all brit women

failed like a chav
#1889 to #1888 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
What next? not all kebabs are terrorists?
What next? not all kebabs are terrorists?
User avatar #1890 to #1889 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
well....syrianassassin has never bombed anyone......

User avatar #1891 to #1890 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #1892 to #1891 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
syrianassassin of poor
can only buying bargain bin terrorist gear

FAIL scary movie 4 terrorist
User avatar #1871 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Concentrate and ask again**
will turtletroll be a virgin for life
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My sources say no**
will turtletroll be a virgin for life
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
cus ima **** your bitch

bitch
#1874 to #1873 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
but....your little pencil will pop her
User avatar #1875 to #1874 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Dont worry it's not big enough to do any damage

btw you lucky bastard
#1876 to #1875 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
that moment turtletroll sees tictacs and gets jealous of how big and hard they are compared to his tiny limp noodle
User avatar #1877 to #1876 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Well yo bitch seemed to like it

She didnt say that but she kind of just led there and let me do whatever I wanted
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook not so good**
is turtletroll a casual
User avatar #1880 to #1878 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Well your girls a slut m8
#1882 to #1880 - konradkurze (12/17/2014) [-]
at least mine looks like a woman

yours look like men who cant grow facial hair

WREKT
#1884 to #1882 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I now love dogs on swings exclusively.    
   
I'm not in love with King McRide anymore
I now love dogs on swings exclusively.

I'm not in love with King McRide anymore
#1793 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"****konradkurze rolled image**   
turtletroll will star in this movie
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
turtletroll will star in this movie
User avatar #1795 to #1793 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
bambi 2?

bambi grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, then a hunter shoots the mother and bambi's son grows up the same way dad did
User avatar #1770 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
TURTLEBRO

need your help
User avatar #1834 to #1770 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
No way!

Im a rainbow fox too

small world
User avatar #1835 to #1834 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah but youre just gay

im a tgirl
User avatar #1836 to #1835 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah SUPER GAY
User avatar #1837 to #1836 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yes you are

you'll never be a sexy girl, youll just take dick like a ************
User avatar #1838 to #1837 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"
User avatar #1839 to #1838 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
are you cis scum and cry that you are the gender youre born
User avatar #1840 to #1839 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
"girl"

You disgust me kurze
User avatar #1841 to #1840 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
seriously turtle

dont go all puritan
User avatar #1842 to #1841 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
you are now half a man

or half a tri gendered cryo fish or whatever
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*hands turtle some tissues and a bag of weed* cheer up you emo
#1844 to #1843 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too   
   
whoa
dude what if trannies were like transpecie too

whoa
User avatar #1845 to #1844 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
those are called Furries
*cough* josh lol *cough*
User avatar #1858 to #1845 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Joshlols not a furry
User avatar #1846 to #1845 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
good god furries are just slightly worse than that thing
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user thesoulseeker ** is a furry fox
#1851 to #1847 - thesoulseeker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I feel so triggered right now... my offendedness is just at an impossible high level!
I am a mono-gendered blue-yellowish-green dragonkin for your information and I just hate it when people just assume I'm some sort of furry when I am in fact a scalie!

You should, like, totally kill yourself for oppressing me in such a way you white-male-cis-scum ******** !
#1853 to #1852 - thesoulseeker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Although Argonians are totally, like, the master race I just feel so harassed that you'd fap to porn of sclies! That's totally gross you ******** !
Although speaking seriously monster girls are totally hot.... and fictional For now!
#1854 to #1853 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
did you ever see that old movie 'fritz the cat"
had a nice lizard girl in it

You need to login to view this link
#1865 to #1854 - thesoulseeker ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Holly **** that's ugly!
User avatar #1848 to #1847 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
youre a poly gendered bionic ox or whatever so arent you a furry?
User avatar #1849 to #1848 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and youre a turtle trans-species
User avatar #1850 to #1849 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey im actually a turtle

Just because Im a teenage mutant turtle who practices in assassnation doesnt mean i aint a turtle
User avatar #1813 to #1770 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
No way are you 34

You are a goth. Dont you guys kill yourselves at 21
#1814 to #1813 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
stereotyping goths
turtletrolls ignorance makes me sad

theres different ypes of goth....im a chaos goth....not the suicidal emo type
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
THERES A DIFFERENCE?

Shiet i thought emos and goths were the same thing
User avatar #1816 to #1815 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
that coming from a 'metaller' who also listens to chav music aka not pure metaller
User avatar #1818 to #1816 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
its like "oh you dont dive in moshpits and dont grow your hair out. ******* poser"

#1819 to #1818 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a poser
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Great. now I have to go back to Glee
User avatar #1821 to #1820 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
is turtletroll a backstreet boy
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
****

I was happy going to glee but I can stand those fags
#1823 to #1822 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"****konradkurze rolled image**   
how gay is turtletroll
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh god thats pretty ******* gay
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user kattr **
turtletroll loves this person
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Just tell them. gawd kurze i wasnt confident enough to talk to them yet
#1827 to #1826 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well i think Kattr is a scandanavian

bite the pillow Turtle....kattr shows no mercy
User avatar #1867 to #1827 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
That's wrong you ******* bitch faggot. Normans (settlers from norway) attacked england at the same time as the norelwegians were so england was getting attacked from both the north and south and only had enough men to defend one direction and they went north, which is when Normandy made England their bitch
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
so youre norwegian
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
KILL yourself
User avatar #1855 to #1827 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Im anglo-norman
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
danish?
User avatar #1857 to #1856 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Anglo ******* norman
#1859 to #1857 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of   
they speak english in anglo norman
anglo norman aint no country i ever heard of
they speak english in anglo norman
User avatar #1863 to #1859 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
no!!!!
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
searched anglo norman....get results for england....

youre either french from normandy or part of england that the normans made their bitch
User avatar #1861 to #1859 - kattr ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Um yes they invented middle english
User avatar #1862 to #1861 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
aka british

kattr is a teacup
#1828 to #1827 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
i dont want you round here when bae shows up
User avatar #1829 to #1828 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
oh so now you accept being gay

finally stopped fighting those feelings huh turtle
User avatar #1830 to #1829 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
and you will too one day
#1831 to #1830 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
im not gay
im bailey jay
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Thats beyond gay
User avatar #1833 to #1832 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU ******* CIS SCUM

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM A TRI-GENDER RAINBOW FOX
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
metal head who likes rap music, prog, and hardcore punk

I just like metal most and i dont really buy into the whole "true metal fan" thing
User avatar #1791 to #1770 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I will never forgive him for playing Alexander.

I was named after Alexander The Great and got a tattoo of the ****** and that potato ****** plays him and makes him look like a bitch

He was good in In Bruges htough
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
then there was harts war where he acted like aa semi-emo, and that ******* boring total recall remake where hes a piece of wood and they cut out the interesting part with the 3-breasted hooker flashing him....

the only time he showed meotion was when he was a cocaine addict on 'horrible bosses'
User avatar #1794 to #1792 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
The total recall remake

i dont get why the remake these films. They are never as good as the original so if I wanted to watch total recall I would just watch hte original because its the better film

but gotta get that rehash money
User avatar #1796 to #1794 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah the remake is **** ....

too scared to see the ROBOCOP remake,,,but from trailers it looks way too actual america planning a new world order wanting obedient killer cops
#1797 to #1796 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Watch they will start remaking Indiana Jones movies or something next

mfw they remake the godfather trilogy
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
could be worse

they suggested making a new ghostbusters movie...bill murray took one look at the script snd through it into a paper shredder
gotta be **** if murray destroyed his script
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Just imagine this

Rob schneider is a Colombian veteran... But now hes going to realize that selling crack aint so easy. *ensue "loopy comedy music" and hilarious scenes of him falling over*

Rob Schneider is. Scarface
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
another overused little ****

and seriously the only reason his career keeps going is because
DUM DUM DUM
hes jewish

User avatar #1801 to #1800 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
And Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and that whole crowd
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Some good actors but most are totally mediocre or bad

Rob schneider is the worst
User avatar #1804 to #1803 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
and yet that little assbiscuit for the part for deuce bigalow 1-2
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
What is your favorite film of all time
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
never seen it
User avatar #1808 to #1807 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
well was made back in the 70's before little turtletroll even hatched
User avatar #1809 to #1808 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Ayy i know of other films in the 70s
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
itty bitty little young turtletroll with a squeaky young voice
User avatar #1811 to #1810 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Well how old are you mr big bollocks
#1812 to #1811 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
old man of 34
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
With what
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
got some gay troll lurking around redthumbing me
can you please greenthumb the comments he crapped on
User avatar #1773 to #1772 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Done I think
#1774 to #1773 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
turtle brofist
#1775 to #1774 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
You lucky a true 						*****					 here for you
You lucky a true ***** here for you
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
here have real rap

Grand Theft Auto 1 Theme - Joyride by Da Shootaz
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
****** will smith

I havent seen Men In Black 3 but Im also guessing its shiet
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
yeah will is one of those actors you just see his name on something and be filled with dread
"dear god what has he made **** now?"

havent seen MIB3 and too scared too in case its ANOTHER "will smith making something into a circus clown act"
User avatar #1785 to #1784 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
After Earth... he called his character SCYPHER RAGE

and ******* gayden smith was in it

I never rated Will Smith as a actor
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
he should have just stopped at fresh prince
he suited the role of an immature hoodrat,

but taking his whacky ****** style of acting made him the jarjar binks of everything he stars in
User avatar #1787 to #1786 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I also think Tom Hanks is just as bad if not worse
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
he was okay in saving private ryan and green mile.....
did okay back in the day with the movie 'Big'

other than that he is overrated and overused simply because hes connected with the NWO

and seriously....playing a retard in 'forest gump'....and a homo in 'philidelphia' were just wrong
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I thought he was awful in green mile

he hardly ever acts but people say hes incredible.

He doesnt express any emotion
#1790 to #1789 - konradkurze (12/14/2014) [-]
you havent seen colin farrell

walking piece of wood

you could expect that when he played bullseye the hitman on daredevil....heartless killer no emotion....or the guy in SWAT...a cop with problems, no emotion....or even fright night,,,a vampire with no emotions....but seriously....hes a one trick pony
User avatar #1748 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
turtletroll is a fat guy

too much crumpets and tea

Ramstein - Keine Lust
User avatar #1769 to #1748 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
You so fat every pair of shoes you wear become flip flops
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
But they're german.

That's you and crew
#1750 to #1749 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
fine
have that fat british guy Mr Price who was forced to pay for 2 seats on a plane trip
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Lol theres this guy my age who used to live down my street who has to buy 2 seats.

He used to get a black pudding and fried egg sandwich everyday in college
User avatar #1752 to #1751 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze stands 1 meter away from turtletrol and can still touch his belly**
u fat bruh
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Yo so fat u owe haiti a apology
User avatar #1754 to #1753 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you the reason africa starving
User avatar #1755 to #1754 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
youre the reason they make diet coke
User avatar #1756 to #1755 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
we're not stuck to earths gravity...we're all stuck to yours
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
yo so fat u took plutos place as a planet
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
You so fat you sat on a iPhone and turned it into a ipad
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you sat on coal and the pressure turned it to diamond
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
You so fat youre on both sides of your family
User avatar #1762 to #1761 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat when you lay down, your left hand is in ipswich and your right hand is in galway
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
yo so fat when you took a selfie. facebook crashed
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
youre so fat, the hubble telescope in space had move back a couple light years to fit you in frame
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
yo so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you use the sun as the lighter to blaze your bong
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
Yo so fat you get out both sides of the bed
#1768 to #1767 - konradkurze (12/12/2014) [-]
you so fat you went to a costume party as a life sized red dwarf ship
User avatar #1685 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
here
Nostraman based song

The Prodigy - Breathe
User avatar #1657 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
party at turtles house

turtles not invited

Reaper - Altum Silentium
User avatar #1678 to #1657 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You're welcome child

You have helped me realize that I am bonged god

May burberry caps and WKD come to you
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
lets play some REAL music

Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
"real music"

Let me help you child

Prepare to become bonged

Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
So whats the german version of based

Turked?
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
im sorry, who has that whole neighborhood of kebabs where people can wander around all day and not say a word of english
thats right
******* ENGLAND

who had a ******** of kebabs protesting how theyre being discriminated
******* ENGLAND

who proved the band skrewdriver right
guess what.... ******* ENGLAND
User avatar #1743 to #1690 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Why u do this
#1744 to #1743 - syrianassassin (12/11/2014) [-]
wanna get educated about communism?
User avatar #1746 to #1744 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
So are you gonna educate me

fagit
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
yes pls
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah I actually live in a area that is at least 90% non white

But they arent turkish
#1687 to #1684 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
sandmonkeys are sandmonkeys

hell good old syrianassassin wants all arabs as one people
allahu akbar
User avatar #1691 to #1687 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Well if they got their own country they would immediately try to take everything else

Also spain? its been a long time since they had that place
User avatar #1692 to #1689 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You can keep africa though
#1693 to #1692 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
nah. we will take what is ours

like a lightning strike from the cloudless sky
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
It's not yours though

Most people in Spain are christian and thats been the staple for a long ass time

It's like the british saying "We want america back it is ours by right"
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
well, n one said to their ****** king to rape someone.

if you know Al-Andalus go read about it. and know how it is created. because the christian Spanish king enjoyed rape.
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay so all the Spanish Citizens should be forced into a coalition they dont want and be subjugated to other religious dogma?

Because of something that happened a long time ago
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
nope.

go read about al andalus again and see how christians and jews lived with us.

the jew golden age is the muslims golden age in that time. if they used any kind of arrogance there would be no non muslim living with them.

that land will just be under our control.
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Right

Im sure they will be much better off

I bet they would just love to be ruled by a totally different race of people with different beliefs from hundreds of miles away setting their laws on them.

What happened a long time ago is totally irrelevant and you arent even taking into account what the people of spain want.
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
oh no. we let people go around their own filth without doing anything.

nah thank you for that offer.
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Well what if I just said

"Yeah we should rule you now. It's in your best interest to hand over all your autonomy to the great british government"

That is ******* retarded
User avatar #1717 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
and they dont know what we welcomed them for.

so yeah let them eat drink dance and laugh now.
#1719 to #1717 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
mfw sat back in Northern England watching all this happen
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I think they will over their conquered land, super advanced weaponry, laughably easy victory and billions on billions given from germany and america.

Also they havent stopped fighting or training so waiting isnt doing much
#1715 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
i dont need to know anything from my anyone. if anyone want war then we welcome them.
i dont need to know anything from my anyone. if anyone want war then we welcome them.
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Then what happened with Israel. You welcomed them pretty well

They hardly broke a sweat and established total dominance over the entire area
#1713 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
secret is secret

dont worry it wont take long until it get revealed. that day everyone will be biting his own finger from fear. and all we will hear from them is O we hope we was Dirt
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay then we wont tell you about our secret weapon. And we totally have one

But just sayan if your secret weapon is "god will smite you" then you should know that you atleast need to have a weapon to use it
User avatar #1711 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
nah dont worry. nothing like this.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
What then tell me!

I know youre ******* up to something
#1709 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
but i said we dont need nukes!
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
So what is your weapon then?

What are you hiding. Nukes? genetically modified super people? super nukes?
User avatar #1707 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
i just said. we have our special weapon but we need unity.

and america is dismantling middle east in order for that weapon not to work.
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
What is your special weapon

Nukes? AMERICA WAS RIGHT
#1705 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
ay i know. and taking the united states of Terrorism need a special strategy. we dont need nukes or guns. we dont need to go fly planes.

we have our own special weapon. a unique weapon have no run away with it. the only way to do it is unite.

and as you see america is dismantling us so we wont succeed with our plans
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Even if you united I don't think you could

Look what happened with the war with Israel. And that was a small nation with American arms and with not full training
#1703 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
you did read my last sentence?   
   
WE DONT SUPPORT IMPERIALISM. so we will leave spain alone unless if they attacked us   
   
and you know we have the full right to take over MURICA and take back palistine
you did read my last sentence?

WE DONT SUPPORT IMPERIALISM. so we will leave spain alone unless if they attacked us

and you know we have the full right to take over MURICA and take back palistine
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You can take palistine but taking over murica is just doing what they are doing. Plus they say you attacked first with 9/11 and Saddam Hussein threatening using nuclear weapons. Its a total political *********** and honestly taking the high road would be better. Also there is NO ******* way you could take America by force. You couldnt get a person on a plane or boat before a tonne of drone guided missiles are down your throat

But you literally have no claim on Spain and saying it belongs to you and that you will spread the word of god is totally pointless if it is never going to happen.
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - syrianassassin (12/09/2014) [-]
it is more retarded to let people go around their own filth. and also we are here to spread the word of god.

nothing can prevent us.

but here is the deal. we wont attack spain or go like imperialistic asshole, since my belief is anti-imperialism.

since we are only allowed to attack who attacked us now.
i think we will only take back Palestine and shut down america.
User avatar #1702 to #1701 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
"We are here to spread the word of god"

But if we took your government and spread the word of the christian god how do you think the public would take it?

The people in spain dont go around in their own filth at all and they do not ever ******* want to be ruled by a middle eastern nation you can guarantee that with 100% certainty
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Do you have chavs though
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
>party
>not playing progressive speed glam folk true metal
>meme arrows
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
pick a song
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
lil B - i think im based god
#1661 to #1660 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
more monkey music
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
But hes based god

the bait has been taken
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
oh my based god give me the swag to get through to this non believer

If based god isn't based god then how come he looks like bill gates?
#1665 to #1664 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
is turtle a breadbasket
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You miss typed absolutely based
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
is turtletroll a nutter
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Cant you spell? its B A S E D
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
* BONGED

aka stoned turtle
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Bonged sounds like the british version of based

I am Bonged God
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
007
James Bong
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
i should get more tattoos. dress like lil b but makes songs about tea and rainy barbecues
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
fuknchav
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Thats it

Chavs are the white english version of *******

praise bonged god
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
finally

got you to admit youre a fukn chav
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You admitted that I am bonged god
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
no i said youre james bong and you praised bonged god

and you submit to chavdom

fuknchav
User avatar #1655 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
how turtletroll and schnizel met

THE MEDIC - WW2 Short Film 11m
#1597 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
turtletroll confirmed chris barrie
turtletroll confirmed chris barrie
#1588 - konradkurze (12/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
is turtletroll actually scott sterling
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I am actually Winston Churchill
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
is turtletroll actually craig charles
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Told you im Winston Churchill

*roll 4 8 ball*
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
is turtletroll actually Danny John-Jules
User avatar #1594 to #1592 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
See it wont tell you because everyone thinks im dead
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 3**
is turtle actually chris barrie
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is turtletroll actually chris barrie
User avatar #1598 to #1596 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
"most likely"

It's not a definite

Now ask it if i am Winston Churchill

Also is KonardKronze actually jewish? *roll 1*
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is turtletroll actually arnold rimmer
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Okay I admit it

Im actually Ice Cube
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
a sellout failed rap singer?
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
hmmm lets see how much Ice cube sold out

making friday and next Friday...2 ****** movies
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
ICE T PLAYED A FURRY

TOO MUCH KEK
User avatar #1723 to #1722 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
yeah just keep beating your fists on the screen and pretending your rage somehow makes ice cubes weak career stronger

he'll still never be Ice T awesome
User avatar #1724 to #1723 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I dont even think Ice cube is good

But still Ice T played a furry in one of the worst films ive ever seen after you said "hes not a sellout"

User avatar #1725 to #1724 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
you never saw tank girl did you

yeah it was a ****** australian movie...but then they dont have america's budget to play with.....and besides....Lori Pertty wearing skimpy clothes

hell id work in a ****** movie to see her dressing sexy
your turtle gayness could never understand feelings for women
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
To be honest she was the only thing that kept it watchable and funny in a bad way
User avatar #1741 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
havent seen GotG yet but looks promising

User avatar #1742 to #1741 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Honestly its pretty great.

And after youve seen the film and how the soundtrack is almost another character in the film it makes the soundtrack so much better to listen to

I thought it would be bad because I saw Batista and Vin Diesel on the cast but they do good
User avatar #1739 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
well i like keeping things true.....

nicholson was the best joker, kept more in line with the insane crime boss theme....sometimes crazy sometimes serious....ledger was more just an anarchist doing **** to **** with people

carrey....seriously getting a one trick pont circus clown actor to play the more serious riddler....the riddler has NEVER been a comical guy...hes always been aloof with a 'i know mroe than you, try and figure out my riddles...carrey turned him into a mental case turning everything into a funny riddle

and halle berry's movie...it was just the stereotypical "black girl gotta use sex appeal to get popular" and the ******* cat breathing magic to bring her back from the dead...the **** ?
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Jim Carrey was more of a joker character. Not that I would ever put him near that role.

And didn't you know that the cat that breathed on her was of the same dynasty as the cats the Egyptians worshiped? thats why he had his powers dummy I cant believe they thought that made sense

And to be honest Guardians of the Galaxy was a pretty great film. Didn't take itself seriously at all, was funny, well written, the characters were interesting and they weren't the typical heroes considering they were all thieves and shiet. And that soundtrack
User avatar #1737 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
hey man...pfiffer was best catwoman
and thats another point

that halle berry movie catwoman was a ******* abomination

keaton was best batman...nicholson best joker...pfiffer best catwoman...devito best penguin

dragging clooney...kilmer...tommy lee jones. goddam JIM CARREY......seriously rubbing their ass on batman with them
User avatar #1738 to #1737 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I ******* hate jim carrey

And no hate on pfeiffer shes a amazing actress but what I was saying is they just thought " ****** big names and a big source material and people will see it"

I liked Heath Ledger more but that could just be that he was written better than Nicholsons role in the movie

And holy shallaballa dick **** that catwoman movie. It's so bad it isnt even funny. It was like the most awkwardly made film ever
#1735 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
to me...batman kinda died as soon as michael keaton said he wont do it anymore

clooney and kilmer pretty much killed it...and bale is like an apology for clooney and kilmer ******* it up

< as for superman
this **** needs to be in a movie
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Good lord I forgot about the Clooney batman movies.

Like damn they had arnold ************** , uma thurman and michelle pfieffer. They literally just went for big actors and expected that to make up for a bad plot line and shiet
User avatar #1733 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
like seriously theres plenty of movies where they either have voice-overs talking to the viewers to help them understand points and a few where the characters talk to viewers

and who are critics...just people with opinions the same as you and i do so who are they to tell everyone to accept just THEIR opinions
pretty much just causing people who read their opinions to go in and watch movies with pre-conceived ideas about the movie before they even see it
User avatar #1734 to #1733 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I've seen them give bad films great reviews and great films bad reviews

I saw ******* BATTLESHIP get 5 stars from professional critics

Everyone keeps asking for the same thing. I don't want another Christian Bale batman movie even though I know it would be a good film. And the new Spiderman movies arent great and holy **** the superman film was bad. We need something different for once with these super hero films. Like what if superman is forced to kill people? that would be interesting
User avatar #1731 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
plus people need to get over their ******** against that 4th wall issue

so what if the movie characters talk to the viewers....its liike the movie you know...actually gives a **** what you think while watching it
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I hate it when critics complain about that

Sure its not funny when they make bad 4th wall jokes but that doesn't mean that it cant still be funny if its a part of the character

I couldnt imagine trying to take a deadpool or tankgirl movie seriously
User avatar #1729 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
yeah but the others are beating dead horses of the classic **** "oh no matter what,. the good guy always wins and stays pure all the while"

BORING

bring on the anti-hero who gets **** done, even if it requires him to be evil fighting evil

superman / spiderman / iron man : hey theres a bad guy, we TOTALLY have to take him in alive because thats the right thing to do

Batman: i try to take them in alive but if **** happens they could die

Deadpool: lets **** **** up and giggle about it
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Couldnt agree more x1000

Batman is still better than Superman and Spiderman. They're far too clean and perfect.

Iron man is atleast greedy and cocky. Gives him something else

Deadpool is the film I really want to see
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - konradkurze (12/10/2014) [-]
tank girl could be remade if an american director was willing to spend out

i wish theyd remake queen of the damned....after usa made interview wit ha vampire...australia making the sequel a cheap piece of **** was a kick in the balls
User avatar #1728 to #1727 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah totally its got good base material for a really good and funny movie

I would definitely go see it if they remade it with a good budget

But its the same thing with deadpool. The actual thing its based on is good and can be good for a film but its not anywhere near as popular as batman, superman, ironman and spiderman so they would rather just put their money in that
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I dont really like him but failed?

***** started NWA and is one of the biggest rappers around

But still yeah a sellout
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
he'll never top Ice T
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Ice T is okay but still Ice T best Ice
#1605 to #1604 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
you meant to say ice cube but your brain told you nuh-uh ice T is best ice
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I meant Ice T is best Ice

I know i'm second to him but still im swimming in that film money
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
sellout

you'll never have a rep like ice T

from badass to cop...singer and actor.....and with a hot wife
User avatar #1608 to #1607 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Still though who doesn't love today was a good day
User avatar #1654 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
U FUKN CHEEKY CHAV CUNT
User avatar #1656 to #1654 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Sorry P-Wiggy
User avatar #1652 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
does turtle listen to lady gaga
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 4** is kurze secretly a wigger and pretends to hate rap to cover it up
User avatar #1650 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 1**
is turtletroll even more gay than ************
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I will neither confirm nor deny that

But most likely yes
#1648 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
is turtletroll gay for schnizel
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
You didn't need to ask the 8 ball

I could just tell you that I am
User avatar #1646 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
i thought you'd scream if i compared a bosnian to your "sacred england"
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I would

I was testing you. Now I dont need to brand faggot on your forhead
User avatar #1644 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
here have a schnizel song

Kaiti Kink Ensemble - Under The Iron Sky
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I thought he was Skrewdriver
#1643 to #1642 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Death grips have ascended beyond humanity
User avatar #1640 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
aka not rap

look at that....turtle speaking up for real music being consistent
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Death Grips are one of the most experimental groups of the past 10 years of any genre

Metal sensibilities, punk aggression, occult themes, great lyrics, and a fusion of hip hop, industrial and noise

Its angry pagan excessive hobo rap
User avatar #1638 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
*sonic boom facepalm*

also said she had ups and downs
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Mastodon has been pretty consistent

They have 2 classic metal albums and only one that wasnt great

And I cant believe I forgot Opeth. Easily the best metal band of the past 20 years
#1636 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
didnt i just say siouxsie was good
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I'm kind of on the fence with that band

Some songs sound good to me others sound unintentionally cheesy
User avatar #1634 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
the only band i can say was consistent was Siouxsie,,....ups and downs as she went but still good
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I was about to say Iron Maiden but the still have The X Factor

And the one we dont talk about...

I cant really think of any bands that have been consistently good for a long time
User avatar #1632 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
evolution doesnt always go well......rammstein for instance....they started off good then went downhill

i listen to their old stuff and mourn them
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Still though at least they tried something

I would love motorhead to try something new. They've made the same album 24

Black sabbath have made some AWFUL albums. But their original music was created from doing somethign different
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
They're a bad band you have to admit

Just because they have some good songs doesn't mean they are good

They haven't evolved as a bad at all. It's easy to do the exact same thing 100 times without every trying to innovate
User avatar #1628 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 4**
to grow up to adulthood, turtletroll needs to spend a week with:

1-2 Black Sabbath
3-4 Rammstein
5-6 ACDC
7-8 Metallica
9-0 Siouxsie and the Banshees
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Materino i grew up on metal

Talking about bad music and mentions ACDC
User avatar #1626 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
all the while.....retards like snoop dog and lil wayne have millions of fans...while rappers like immortal technique who sing about **** that matters have fans measured in mere thousands
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
That's what im talking about though

Still good stuff. Just because metal is full of the ******* awful metalcore/deathcore **** doesn't mean that the stuff which isn't popular is bad too
#1623 to #1608 - konradkurze (12/09/2014) [-]
i aint reading that ****
youre not making ears AND eyes bleed today
User avatar #1625 to #1623 - turtletroll ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Literally talks against the rap and gang culture and hes the only one saying some real **** that no one else in the public light has the balls to say

Saying why is it that black people haven't evolved is pretty brave